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Catching Up with Jen & Vince

Catching Up with Jen & Vince

Here are some pictures ofJennifer Aniston on the beach in Malibu with her dog Norman back on August 14th (left). Boyfriend Vince Vaughn was spotted walking around West Hills that same day (right). Jen and Vince were also spotted leaving a Los Angeles studio on August 19, after filming their ‘Best Chemistry’ acceptance speech segment for the MTV Movie Awards Awards (inset). After the jump are more pictures of Jen hugging a friend at West Hills Hospital the day before, August 18th. More pictures in the gallery!

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165 Comments

# 1
NORMAN THE DOG @ 09/20/2006 at 5:43 pm

Help me. Please.

# 2

I absolutely adore that pink dress in the last set of pictures. More color, less black!

Question - why post such out-dated, not particulary interesting photos when all they are going to do is ignite a hate-fest?

# 3

#2–it’s really pretty easy. JJ makes $$$ off of the hits he gets and in order to keep rolling it in from advertisements, all he has to do is post a BP/AJ or JA post. Insta-cash from all the psychos on both “teams.”

Where has she been lately? No new pics to speak of.

# 4

I think she is trying Broadway next:

Taken from playbill.com

Aniston, Tomei, Paquin, Hargitay Slated for The 24 Hour Plays on Broadway
By Ernio Hernandez
20 Sep 2006

Jennifer Aniston, Marisa Tomei, Liev Schreiber, Anna Paquin, Brooke Shields, Patrick Wilson, Mariska Hargitay, Jesse L. Martin, Rosie Perez, Amanda Peet, Lili Taylor, Anthony Mackie, Rachel Dratch, Fisher Stevens and Elizabeth Berkley are among the names slated to appear in The 24 Hour Plays on Broadway.

Working Playground in association with Moxie Pictures, Gran Centenario Tequila and The 24 Hour Company present the sixth annual star-studded benefit which will culminate Oct. 23 at 8 PM at the American Airlines Theatre. Proceeds will support Working Playground.

The above stars will appear in six new plays, schedules permitting. Playwrights, directors and more actors are yet to be announced.

The full one-day process of The 24-Hour Plays begins at 10 PM the night prior to performance. Typically, a group of theatre artists (playwrights, directors, actors and designers) meet and are briefed and photographed. The writers are then left to their own wits to produce a ten-minute play. The following morning at 7 AM, the directors give the scripts a once-over, divvy them up and cast them. Actors make their entrance at 8 AM and rehearse through the day. The technical rehearsals run from 5 PM to 7:30 PM. Doors open at 7:45 PM and curtain rises at 8 PM and voila: six shows, all in a day’s work.

Those involved in this production join a long line of artists who have participated in more than 100 writers, 1000 actors and 300 new short plays that The 24 Hour Plays has produced since its inception in 1995. The troupe recently presented 24 is 10: The Best of The 24 Hour Plays at the New York International Fringe Festival, for the first time revisiting ten-minute plays from previous mountings, in honor of the 10th anniversary of both companies.

Tickets to the event at the American Airlines Theater, 227 W. 42nd St., are on sale by calling (212) 868-4444. For more information on the benefit and the company, visit http://www.24hourplays.com.

It is obvious that kids are the last thing on Jennifer Aniston mind, her career comes first.

# 5
whydoyoucare @ 09/20/2006 at 6:06 pm

Why would you assume anything about kids on her mind or not just because she has a job? Lots of moms and dads have jobs, in case you didn’t know.

# 6

really nice body….too bad she’s ugly

# 7

That’s the extent of her charity (big ass group benefit) and that’s teh extent of her doing anything under her own steam (she’s more comfy in big ass groups where she can hide - where none of the responsibility is on her for anything) — sounds like a project she would get behind for sure…and oh yeah, it’s for half a friggin’ day..lolololol! What a loser. Half assing her way through life, AS USUAL….but throwing pity parties. pimping out her personal life, buying coordinated outfits and layering her hair - she’s all business….

That is all.

((((((((((((((YAWN))))))))))))))))

# 8

She looks great, but this is a month ago already. I think her and VV are over at this point.

# 9

She is very beautiful and he is looking better as the time passes.

I love these two !

the tempest @ 09/20/2006 at 7:11 pm

Her boobs look awesome in the first set of pictures. But yeah, moving on… I wonder what she’s up to nowadays.

BoredWithThem @ 09/20/2006 at 7:16 pm

I’m so sick of these two.

Just like we are sick of Brangleina. Right now Brad and Angie are happy fast forward to the movie in which he stars with penelope homewrecker cruz and believe me there won’t be anything but a trainwreck left of Hollywood’s it couple. I don’t care very much for both couples they are both equally flipping annoying.

She has probably been busy working and taking time out with
her Dad who had a heart attack. The woman she is hugging in
the photo’s is her step mom.
I am glad to see she is one celebrity that doesn’t court the
media’s attention 24/7. It’s the end of summer, she probably
been chilling at the beach in her down time and preparing for
her new projects set for the Fall.
Oh and anyone who thinks she has a huge ass - comments like
that are part of the reason why actresses like Kate Bosworth &
Nicole Richie are wasting away. I would like to see the size of
you ass - “people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”

Margaret Gordon @ 09/20/2006 at 7:27 pm

Thanks for the pictures. They’re a really cute couple. How about something more current - in September. Are they still together?

Norman is adorable. He is one lucky dog to have JA as a mom

malibumom @ 09/20/2006 at 7:28 pm

I HATE dogs-But I must say norm is as sooo cute. You are right-she does look better in colors, especially pink

“Norman is adorable. He is one lucky dog to have JA as a mom”

ROFL

She is! The dog has her looks too.

Jen and Vince are not a couple. They are pals. Next the tabloids will say she is a lesbian because she has femaie pals. Jen is gorgeous.

Jen and Vince are not a couple. They are pals ???
19 | likh

They are former lover not pal. They did sleep together and bang each other for a certain time.

…..that is what you are GUESSING…… it’s fiction. They are happy for you to believe that. They are not a couple never have been and never will be. They WANT you to believe that, it makes things easier for the tabloids to get off her back. Ambiguity. Keep guessing tootsie. LOL.

Are you kidding?! @ 09/20/2006 at 8:22 pm

# 14 Alll — I am glad to see she is one celebrity that doesn’t
court the
media’s attention 24/7.

ROFLMAO ! — That the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!

How come during the speech segment she didn’t wear a bra but now we see one as she’s leaving the studio????

She has cankles and a huge backside. And a fug face. Yikes!
The dog is cute though! Norman not Vince.

what is cankles?

Jen looks gorgeous in these photos.

who ever said that is out of there mind that woman is in great shape lets c how your ancklestlook compared 2 hers

malibumom @ 09/20/2006 at 8:49 pm

what’s with the red bra? Is it a new fashion to allow your bra to show with a strapless dress? I noticed Jessica Simpson doing this too.

Mrs. Lenny @ 09/20/2006 at 9:02 pm

Wat’s up with these old ass pictures? Her and vinnie boy are not together anymore.

Where does Vince live when he’s in LA? I thought it was with her.

Didn’t her mama teach her to embrace with both arms……feel the love gal!!

The woman jen hugged is her step mom who she love more than her mom :D

Yorkie Girl @ 09/20/2006 at 10:01 pm

NORMAN IS THE CUTEST DOG EVER! I LOVE YOU NORMAN! MUAH, YOU CUTE POOCH!

Norman has fans too! My yorkie girl loves you too…

Jen, the KARMA face!

Yorkie Girl @ 09/20/2006 at 10:04 pm

ANON, WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS? HM…

^ Yeah, I find that a bit nasty as well. A woman who can’t forgive her mother? I don’t know - it seems the mom raised her to be a healthy, somewhat decent person. Give her some credit for that. There are moms who’ve done a lot worse. It’s time to effin’ grow up and forgive. Geez!

And Dawn that’s too funny!

I may not like his owner, but I’m all about Norman! That is one cutie pie. More pics of Norman and less of what’s her name.

Jen forgave her mother a long time ago and says their relationship is great now.

#23. I dont know what you were smoking when the awards aired but she was wearing a bra during the segment.

Nice photos. Too bad the thread will get taken over by raving loons now.

Just speculation on my part, but is it possible that Matt LeBlanc and Jen are an item. There were persistent rumors about them before she married the sewer rat. Pitt was insanely jealous of Matt. Now he’s single…..she’s single….hmmmm.

Well Angelina can’t forgive her dad my dear #36 and so many actors and actresses don’t talk to their parents.. And was her mom in her life all the way or maybe it’s the stepmom who raised her.

to margaret @ 09/20/2006 at 11:11 pm

Yeah sure! Matt LeBlanc&Jen is a great couple :D
Because Jen is rich and Matt is broken! PERFECT!!!

39 | angel
The one who raised her for almost 18 years is her birth mom!

Aw. I love both Jen & Vince. Couple or not.’
Hope they do another movie together.

jesus christ @ 09/20/2006 at 11:28 pm

This piece is over a month ago…old snooze news once again!

Jen looks great, vince still looking thinner than before, I don’t know if they are a couple or not, I like thm both..I will leave now, because the Brangalunatics will be here soon and take over, and they just piss me off..

great body!

So are they a couple or not? I have to say that the dog is the best looking thing on those photos. Oh, the person who said that she doesn’t court publicity 24/7–ROTFLMAO! funniest thing I heard today.

I DO LOVE JEN TOO. I LOVE THE WAY SHE DRESSES…HER SWEETNESS. I THINK SHE’S SUPER FRIENDLY THAT’W WHY PEOPLE LOVE HER. AND OH!…SHE’S LOVELY TOO! I HOPE SHE’LL MEET THE REAL MAN FOR HER. I ALWAYS VISIT JENNIFER AVENUE WEBSITE AND I NEVER LOSE INTEREST ON LOOKING AT HER PICTURES…EVEN ON HER PICTURES WITH BRAD…WHEN THEY WERE STILL SOOO IN LOVE.

PROBABLY BRAD IS NOT SWEET BY NATURE. HE DOESN’T SHOW MUCH AFFECTION TO HIS NEW LOVER WHEN IN FACT HE WAS SWEET WITH JEN WHEN THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER. IT WAS PROBABLY JEN’S SWEETNESS THAT MADE HIM ACT SOO SWEET. I MISS THEM TOGETHER. BRAD AND JEN LOOK SOOO GOOD TOGETHER…AND I AM STILL AFFECTED BY THE FACT THAT THEY WERE SEPARATED. MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT JEN WILL MEET HER REAL LOVE NOT IN THE PERSON OF VINCE. AS TO BRAD…I KNOW HE IS HAPPY WITH HIS NEW FAMILY SHARED WITH ANGIE AND I HOPE THEY’LL MAKE IT LAST.

JEN, STAY SWEET AND LOVELY. PEOPLE LOVE YOU FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE. YOU NEED NOT HAVE TO CHANGE JUST TO PLEASE OTHERS. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN INTERESTS. BUT SURELY YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY.

# 14 Alll — I am glad to see she is one celebrity that doesn’tcourt the media’s attention 24/7.
——————-
ROTFLMAO ! Please, she’s paying a huge amount of money on Mr. Huvane, the PR guru of HW. , why do you think she is hiring Mr Huvane? PR and media manipulation to make her always look good in the public. remember the fake wedding, fake engagement , these are all the work of her and Huvane PR machine.

fugly as always

vince is looking better

SHe sure has a great body. Very well built and toned.

#44 Makayla, good post. I agree with you 100%. Too bad the lunatics will be out soon. Wish they would stay on their own Brangelina thread. They are nuts!!

Jennifer looks happy and “normal”. She is spending some time with her dog, her friend, and her stepmom. How in the world do you make that into PR hungry?

Qaqadekile Ngqunduvana @ 09/21/2006 at 5:50 am

Jen must just be so frustrated and unfulfilled. Have you ever tried to fake like you liked someone simply coz they liked you and no matter how hard you try. You can’t even bear to look at them let alone let them kiss you… I mean couldn’t she have gotten someone half as awesome as The Hotness…? I feel bad for her

She has great body, I will give her that. Its’ funny how she and Matt were accused of having an affair while they were both married. I remember when their photos kissing between the takes of friends were plastered all over the tabloids, and now some of you are wishing them to be a couple :D

Jennifer looks happy and “normal”. She is spending some time with her dog, her friend, and her stepmom. How in the world do you make that into PR hungry?

53 | Patti

Just like some made a couple who are spending their vocation together in Europe and Namibia, and couple who till take their kids with them everywhere they go a PR move. Some people will complain no matter what but i agree i dont see either case as PR movie, its called living your life.

i would have never let brad pitt leave me…

Brad & Angelina Start Charitable Group
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 20, 2006 05:55PM EST

By Mary Green

Photo by: INF

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have created a new charitable foundation to aid humanitarian causes across the globe, a spokesman for the couple tells PEOPLE.

The newly formed Jolie/Pitt Foundation is giving away $ 2 million – $1 to the Global Action for Children and $1 million to Doctors Without Borders, to help families affected by HIV/AIDS and extreme poverty.

“Angelina and Brad are committed to using their resources to help the world’s most vulnerable people,” their spokesman, Trevor Neilson, tells PEOPLE. “These two organizations are focusing on crises that receive far too little attention and Angelina and Brad are happy to do their part to help.”

Jolie and Pitt are no strangers to global activism, and they have traveled together to Pakistan, among other countries, as part of Jolie’s work as a goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commission for Refugees.

Jennifer Delaney, the U.S. director for Global Action for Children, expressed gratitude for the donation, and told the Associated Press: “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt not only care, but more important, are taking concrete action to address the fact that there will be 20 million children orphaned by AIDS by 2010, and millions more orphaned by tuberculosis, malaria and conflict or whose parents are sick and dying.”

Learn JA learn

As soon as movie promotion was over, Aniston quit ROYAL Vaughn.
CLASSY.
Once she mounted on Vaughn and sucked his fice at a top balcony of
a hotel, remember?

Are you here?Why not disappear JA, your place is the sidewalk with to the drug addicts, drunken and whores. It leaves Hollywood, go away from here. Nobody wants you, why you deserve nothing. If also you died nobody today would cry for you, not even your family or your so-called friends who you do not have friends. You are alone and will remain alone for the rest of your life You want an advice you kill yourself, makes it ended once for all. Sure hell is not comfortable, but i am sure that once that you will have made the habit us will appeal to you. Good luck JA. The hell wait you

babel: You need to get a life and see a psychiatrist.

best dressed @ 09/21/2006 at 7:43 am

http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/aniston-tops-best-dressed/2006/09/14/1157827056729.html

Aniston tops best dressed

Even in Hollywood - land of breast implants and botox - natural counts for something. So says People magazine, which let Jennifer Aniston top its list of best-dressed women of 2006 for her natural fashion sense.

The popular magazine’s annual best- and worst-dressed issue hits newsstands this Friday and features numerous Hollywood stars all given a moniker

Elizabeth Sporkin, People’s executive editor, said for the first time the list was picked by online readers and not the magazine’s editors. She said Aniston, “The Natural,” won by 54 percent.

“She has a fashion sense that is very accessible,” said Sporkin. “She wears jeans and T-shirts and blazers. She dresses like a regular person, and her evening wear, if you were going to an event, you would think you could really dress like her.”

why don’t you focus on yourself and get your life together instead of spitting venom at someone you don’t know

babbel bullshit: why don’t you focus on yourself and get your life together instead of spitting venom at someone you don’t know

beach baby @ 09/21/2006 at 7:45 am

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60: it was just a show: closed mouthed kisses and sitcom exits for paid paparazzi

UGLY and BORING as always…

They are both ugly and boring.

# 38 Margaret — There’s no way Matt LeBlanc would date her
He’s been there, done her, if you know what I mean. Doesn’t want
to be seen with her in public and all.

Angelina – “Tomb Raider” No More

It’s so long to bubble-gum roles for Angelina Jolie: the distaff half of Brangelina has been cast in the lead role of Ayn Rand’s iconic novel “Atlas Shrugged” for Lions Gate Films, according to Variety this morning. The actress will take on the challenging, conflicted character of railroad executive Dagny Taggart in the Rand adaptation, a film that other producers have tried to bring to the big screen for years — Faye Dunaway was once considered for the same role.

And it’s just the latest in a run of very weighty, thesp-y upcoming roles for the one-time Lara Croft. She’ll be in “Beowulf” and Robert DeNiro’s “The Good Shepherd,” as well as tackling the difficult job of portraying Mariane Pearl, the widow of murdered journalist Daniel Pearl. How about something that Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh can watch their mommy in? Oh, right – Jolie’s also lending her voice to “Kung Fu Panda.”

Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitts have created a new charitable foundation that will aid humanitarian causes around the globe, and their first give will be $2 million – half to Global Action for Children, and the other half to Doctors Without Borders.

See JA she is a lead actress, you are only woman from sidewalk. Nobody want you. Go away ugly horseface, you do not seem not even a man. You are the worse to be human on the face of the earth you kill yourself, makes it ended once for all.

FRAUDISTON @ 09/21/2006 at 9:11 am

SHE FULL OF IT…I MEAN CRAP. VERY MANIPULATIVE. CLASS MAYBE BUT HER FANS ARE NOT.

tampliera @ 09/21/2006 at 9:48 am

This post i dedicate to (63. BEST DRESSED poster). Specially for you and the one’s like you (Jenny’s loyal fans that were (i assume) crying from happiness when People announce their so called ‘Best dressed list”. I guess i have to explain it for you since you proudly post an article here. Shall we begin?

Thank God it was an online-poll. Because for a second there i thought that people at “People magazine” lost their minds. In US should be created a new law like: “Jennifer Aniston could not be allowed to any online-poll”. Because of “not objectivity of her fans”.

WHAT’S COULD BE THE SUBJECT OF NEW POLL ON PEOPLE MAGAZINE?

I know – “SHOULD Jennifer ANISTON BE NOMINATED FOR OSCAR for her incredible performances in Rumor has it or Derailed?” I’m sure – 60-70% will vote – YES. And than put it on cover: “America in fury and demands and Oscar nomination for Jenny’.

Or – “IS JENNIFER ANISTON BETTER PERSON THAT MOTHER TERESA?” – no doubt – 90% will say yes.

Or “SHOULD JENNIFER ANISTON BE VOTED AS AMERICA’S NEW PRESIDENT?” – of course. She is, like, so kind and nice. Why not…She’ll do better than George.

‘SHOULD JENNIDER ANISTON GET THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE?’ – of course. Because there were a rumor that her money from Nike will go to charity. Now isn’t she the most compassion and kindness person in the world because of that? Don’t have doubts – 90% of the voters (her fans) will say YES.

My point is – media should stop this circus. If this decision would be made by some professionals – at least it would be a little fare. But please… This title should sound like this: “Jennifer Aniston fans think that she is best dressed’. And not like “Jennifer Aniston dresses best”. Because every single person knows that she won not because she DESERVES it or EARNED it, but because her pity fans took all their efforts and were voting for her like nuts. Other’s celebrity fans didn’t care about it that much and didn’t vote. She is almost 40 but she dresses to tight shorts and tight little shirts (like teenagers like to dress) sometimes. How class that can be?

(to be continued)

tampliera @ 09/21/2006 at 9:50 am

(continued)
Who have any doubts that if our beloved “TRIANGLE” DIDN’T EXIST, then our favorite victim would NOT EVEN BE in that list? And it will never end. People still, after 2 years, don’t see in her Jennifer Aniston, the person. They still see in her Jennifer Aniston, the one that was dumped and is the victim. Truly… do you look at her and see Jennifer-person, or Jennifer-victim? I don’t even know how she is in real life. Because she always plays in public her role. I want to see her. But it always “Rachel in sorrow” look. And it will never stop. If people will stop see in her victim – on that same moment they will loose interest in her. Maybe she should disappear for year or two and than will show up with some good new role in big movie that people will talk about. Of course… that will never happen as we all know.

P.S. Of course Fanistons – i’m not objective because i like Brangelina. But ask yourself – are you objective? When you praise her awful movie roles, when you say that Vince is pretty (of course, if he would date A.Jolie you would call him monkey, fat, ugly and all that stuff. No doubt about that)? Do you want to know what you really think of Vince? Than just imagine for a second that Brad and Angie broke up and Angie began dating Vince, who left Jenny too. Imagined? Now think of all the names you would call Vince after that. Would you still call him nice and funny and pretty? Or you will call him fat, ugly, not shaved bear? Don’t lie to yourselfs. Because if Brad and Angie will split – well, that’s life. That’s happens. I won’t hate neither of them. I will still think only good of them. That is the difference between “Jennifer dreamland” that her fans live in, and reality that Bamz fans live in.

Gas Guzzler @ 09/21/2006 at 10:16 am

So what is a woman like her wanting to drive an 8 seater SUV gas guzzler ? She do not have a spouse, no children , no parents to ferry around ..just her big ass and she need to pollute the air in LA ?

At least if you drive an SUV, justify it with ferrying children and spouses and inlaws. LOL.

Pot calling kettle black.

73 | JenFan
The video suggests that Jolie is more powerful and better for BP than JA… I think you do not get the joke. BP is now using his powers for good, how can that be bad?

67 | uh huh
I know. This woman sleep with anybady for her career.
REALLY CLASSY, isn’t she?

whyIadmireJen @ 09/21/2006 at 10:26 am

I was asked to write a composition and reason why I admire Jennifer Aniston. Here’s my draft points which I am going to write into a beautiful essay.

1. i admire her for her hair
2. i admire her for her dressing
3. i admire her for being Rachel in Friends
4. I admire her for caring for her dogs
5. i admire her for her love of girlfriends over husband
6. i admire her for servering relationship with her mother who raised her for 20 odd years
7. i admire her for her manipulative ways which she portray a different immage of herself to the public which is not who she really is.
8. i admire her for having a great publicist huvane who put her on magazine covers and get her roles that normally no one would have considered her for .
9. i admire her for dry thumping her fake boyfriend out on a balcony in full public view
10. i admire her for crying her eyes out and lying about wanting to have children with her ex for a good 7 years.
11. i admire her for using her girlfriends to bad mouth her ex and other people who walked in her path
12. i admire her for being a great interviewee who love to give one word or one liner response to her interviewer.
13. i admire her for her love of tanning, dieting , chain smoking, obsessive spa and hair indulegence
14. i admire her for following in her ex footstep to do “charity” only as a response to clean up her image
15. i admire her for using Vince Vaughn to sell her movies

Can all my pal fans help me with more .

Jon Stewart makes fun of Brangelina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNmL8pqQBNM
EVERYBODY knows shes just a ****! EVERYONE is laughing at them but they are to stupid to know it. You can not compare Jennifer wirh aj. Jennifer has class, style, friends, a good man, a relationship with BOTH parents, is a great actress, and doesn’t have to resort to being a ***** just to get a guy!
Jen is so much better off without braddy!

73 | JenFan |

I can’t believe how stupid you are. Jon was only showing the power of love. He said Brad was married to Jennifer and did not do anything with his celbrity except look pretty, but here he is with Angelina and he is helping and putting his celebrity to good use. It is a good thing you posted this so you could further expose your stupidity to a wider audience. You might hide under a moniker but you are still vere, very , very stupid.

I hate Jennifer Aniston, she just seems like a self-absorbed *****.

Anyone who are ambitious to get on the headlines know if they say
“Jolie” they make it. Before this I have never heard of Jon Stewart,
but now, I have.

can't you know? @ 09/21/2006 at 11:19 am

77 | JenFan
People didn’t vote for Aniston.
People voted for her outfit.

lookwhaticando @ 09/21/2006 at 1:25 pm

Help me. Please.

1 | NORMAN THE DOG
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LOL, Run Norman RUNNNN

83: Anon : you are so right. Brad is pretentious and shallow. I mean he couldn’t even figure out he named his kid a name that sounds like “Shallow Pit”. Ridiculous. I’m glad he didn’t architect my house or it would be all a big showy front and no real living space.

lookwhaticando @ 09/21/2006 at 2:54 pm

I mean couldn’t she have gotten someone half as awesome as The Hotness…? I feel bad for her

54 | Qaqadekile Ngqunduvana
======================
Brad dumped her, and the only man in HW that came a’court’n, is VV,, now that right there should tell you something,,

What a lovely couple!!
What a lovely couple!!
What a lovely couple!!
What a lovely couple!!
What a lovely couple!!
What a lovely couple!!

what'snext @ 09/21/2006 at 6:24 pm

Vaughn was cuddling with a girl in Toronto. A girl, not Jen.

Vince was chatting with a brunette in a crowd in Toronto, not cuddling. There are pictures. There are also pictures of his car at Jen’s house on September 14th and overnight and through the 15th. There are very recent pics now of Jen and Matt LeBlanc at dinner, walking on the beach at sunset and walking on the street, all just the two of them. The plot thickens..

That face just ain’t human. Not sure what work she has had done, but damn that face is nasty.

And enough with the tanning. You were white as a ghost until you met Brad, then the tanning and blonde dye-jobs went into overdrive. Jen, you are so very very fake.

what'snext @ 09/21/2006 at 6:37 pm

96 | Margaret
If you believe that story, I would believe Brad didn’t have sex with
Angelina in MMS set. Why not.

Look for big news on Vince and Jen coming out of England mid October. For sure.

I watched Derailed because my dad rented it. One of the worst movies I have seen and Jen’s acting is just horrible. But then I think she admitted that even though she was well-paid she just didnt try in that movie. What a good person she is, maybe she should give teh money back she earned.

sammy sung @ 09/21/2006 at 6:45 pm

Jen is an ugly *****. Its just that simple. Move on everyone…get on with your lives. (sorry I spent a few seconds of mine commenting here!)

Mr. Huvane @ 09/21/2006 at 6:49 pm

What a good person she is, maybe she should give teh money back she earned.

100 | cindy
**********
Not going to happen. She gave me 1/3 of that earning.

# 100 cindy–Yes, isn’t that nice of her to say she was well-paid for
Derailed but she didn’t even try? What a hard-working gal. What
good character. And then she blames her crappy movies that bomb
on the directors, writers and casting agents–never little Jen.

SHE ‘S SO OVER-RATED. HATE HER SO MUCH. THIS ***** & **** IS SO ******* UGLY. DESPISE HER. I HOPE SHE JUST BE GONE FOR GOOD. HER FANS I HOPE THEY ALL DIE

99: Margaret, why what is happening ? give us a hint !

sammy…she still ugly to me.

donegaveup @ 09/21/2006 at 11:07 pm

Basically Jon Stewart said he’d like to “do” Angelina Jolie but doesn’t especially want to eat nachos and drink beer with JA…translation……Angelina is hot…exciting….interesting…JA….pretty much a dullard. Sorry.

Jon says Jen is “America’s sweetheart”. The segment is about “transforming power” and he is actually taking the piss out of how glaringly pretentious Brad Pitt is. Sorry.

I watched Derailed because my dad rented it. One of the worst movies I have seen and Jen’s acting is just horrible. But then I think she admitted that even though she was well-paid she just didnt try in that movie. What a good person she is, maybe she should give teh money back she earned.

100 | cindy |

She also criticized her movie RHI in an interview, before the film was released on dvd…. calling it the worst experience of her life. Poor little rich girl, she should thank God if that was the worst experience in her life! She shows no appreciation for things in her life. Talk about pretension..

Nothing is ever her fault..everything is about her..blah blah….

And enough with the tanning. You were white as a ghost until you met Brad, then the tanning and blonde dye-jobs went into overdrive. Jen, you are so very very fake.

97 | kq |

don’t forget the fake blue eye contact lens.

I read years ago an article where a photographer said they make her chin smaller on magazine covers. What I would like to know is what kind of makeup tips does she use to make her nose look a bit smaller in camera. When you see candid shots like these you can really see her pronounced nose. I have a big honker myself and cant afford a nose job. I would love to know her secret!

is it true she had a nose job already? gosh if i could afford it and went through all that pain, I would have had them make mine smaller than that.

She has a rockin body though!

# 14 Alll — I am glad to see she is one celebrity that doesn’tcourt the media’s attention 24/7.|

Omg!!! LOL At first I thought the poster was being sarcastic… but now appears the poster is simply naive.
I have to hand it to Huvane.. he is good.

Jen and Vince are not a couple. They are pals|

Well…to each his own but.. it seems odd to me that an almost 38 year old woman…who claimed to want to be on her way to starting a family in a year..( this was last year, and yeah i know she said she was misunderstood but she did say those words) would waste time on just “a good friend” … but then again..this is the same woman who told her ex she wanted kids.. for 7 years….just couldnt findthe time. Sad. If you dont want kids…fine.. I donthave kids….just dont lie about it.
This is what annoys me about her.

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE? ANGELINA! THEN GO AHEAD POST ALL YOUR PRAISES TO YOUR GOD! BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL JUST THE SAME AS HER! YOU ALL HAVE NO MANNERS! I NEVER EVER ENCOUNTERED ANY JEN FAN SAYING BAD, MALICIOUS AND WHORELY WORDS AGAINST YOUR ANGELINA! IT’S SO OBVIOUS THAT ANGELINA FOLLOWERS HAVE NO MANNERS AND HAVE POOR ETHICS. NO WONDER SHE HAVE THE SAME CHARACTER AS YOURS. OH POOR PEOPLE. I PITY YOU. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SHOW SOME CHARACTER.

AND BY THE WAY JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT A ****! YOU SURELY ARE MISTAKEN. THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS SHE IS NOT A *****! HOW STUPID THE HATERS REALLY ARE.

I NEVER EVER ENCOUNTERED ANY JEN FAN SAYING BAD, MALICIOUS AND WHORELY WORDS AGAINST YOUR ANGELINA!|

You dont get out much, do you?

jUGHEAD…GO TO TOHER BLOGS & MOST NOTABLY FEMALEFIRST.UK. THOSE BUNCH OF HATERS & ANISTON FANS EVEN WISH DEATH TO MADDOX & ZAHARA, LEAVE RACIST & NASTY REMARKS. AND US FANS OF WILL JUST STAY QUIET. i DO NOT THINK SO. GO TO ANGELINA THREAD & YOUR FELLOW FANISTON ARE SPEWING HATRED LEFT & RIGHT. JARED DELETED MOST OF THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY SO MEAN. SO WHO ARE THE REAL HATERS NOW, JUGHEAD.

She’s ugly.

Yeah, Thorobreds have amazing bodies too.. so what’s your point?

JUGHEAD…tutsi is right if you want to have some RACIST or HOMOPHOBIC comments go to Jen fans sites you’ll be satisfied for you all are just pathetic hateful and mean people! sure you really deserve to admire chinnifer, she’s as fake as you all!

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 7:14 am

#73 and #82 JenFan
I expect you to be ignorant and Jon Stewart to go right over your
head. Uh, he also volunteered to be the first right there! He
admitted Brad was “nothing special” when with Jen. Don’t you
GET IT?!?! yeah, she’s beautiful and only the jealous, insecure
women think of her as a ***** — everyone else even straight
women list her first as the woman they want to do. She’s the
classic beautiful girl in high school who all the other girls hate and
the guys are intimidated by so call her a **** and say they’ve slept
with her. She has had fewer sexual partners than jen Aniston,
who slept her way into roles and to promote movies and is known
all over Hollywood as a joke who HAD to be married to Brad to get
anywhere. Look where she is now? “nothing special” indeed.
You totally missed the joke. Did you not hear how many times
Stewart said how LOVE transformed Brad? We all know he didn’t
love Jen like he loves Angie, and now he’s become somone who
cares about the world. Jon wants some of that! Who wouldn’t?!?!
And in THAT package? lollll Hell YEAH!! She’s sooo sexy and yeah,
if you are repressed, that’s scary to you but to an intelligent, red-
blooded male, that’s what they want! The joke apparently is on
YOU.
Once again, Jen can’t even fill up a thread without talk of Angelina,
or Brad and Angie fans coming on here. She is SOOOO over. There
is nothing about her interesting.

Jen Is Interesting @ 09/22/2006 at 8:34 am

Nothing Interesting? Check this out

Will Jen walk her dog on the beach or sidewalk?
What will Jen wear today? Short shorts or Pinky frilly girl gown?
Is Jen with Vince or Matt or Matt?
How is Jen Coping with two dogs?
Jen goes to the Restaurant with her friends. How many this time? All five? Four? How many?
Jen is on Broadway? What about movies?
Does Jen pick up after Norman or does she hire someone to do it? If she hires someone is that one of her quiet Charities?
Will Jen put her hair up today?
Is Jen recording a musical video with a rap artist?
Finally, is Jen gonna wear her Woe is me look or the I have suffered but I am trying to be brave look.

I don’t know what you mean but nothing interesting but these are clearly interesting things about our Jen

Fugly, big butt, boring, aging fast.

PoppyCock @ 09/22/2006 at 9:38 am

JenFan
I have to say, you are one dumb post. Are you delibrately trying to come off stupid? I have read you post and you never fail to amuse and surprise me with your stupidity. Child, I’m gonna assume you are child, you need to relax, breath in and out, in and out, then think very carefully before you posts. First it was you premature victory that one of the Bamzs fans admitted there was cheating by Brad, when in fact she was talking about something else. Then you post a picture of Jolie making porn when it was in fact a photshopped picture, now you post a video from the daily show claiming Jon Stewart thinks Jolie is a ****, when the truth is he admires her. Anyone with half a brain would have got that but not you JenFan. Piece of advice, STOP using the name JENFAN because it seems by using it, you take on the Stupidity of Jen Fans everywhere, and that’s a lot of stupidity for one person

JENNIFER ANISTON will appear for the first time on the Broadway stage when she stars in 24 HR PLAYS for one night only in New York City on 23 October (06). Aniston is doing the charity performance to benefit a children’s charity.

Jen looks gorgeous on these photos. She is really in great shape.

luv the daily show @ 09/22/2006 at 10:53 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNmL8pqQBNM

The Daily Show should not be seen by all people. Some are just too simple to understand. Alot of those people seem to be Jennifer fans.

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 10:58 am

#127 JenFan
What, now shouting is supposed to make you sound smarter? I
guess that the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences, the
United Nations, world leaders, producers and coworkers,
healthworkers, photographers, business leaders, and random
people she comes across in daily life like shopkeepers and
restaurant owners and valet parkers who are beyond your
comprehension, but they are ALL talking about how smart, fun,
polite, dedicated, hard-working, talented, compassionate, aware,
and funny she is. Oh, and lets not forget global companies like St.
John and Shiseido who think so highly of her that they want her to
represent them.
All anybody says is that she’s, how did you put it, a piece of @ss?
So eloquent. No wonder you don’t hear all the acclaim she gets —
your head is so far up Jen’s ass you’ve lost sight of reality. There
has YET to be a person who is not some Jennifer Aniston fan still
crying over their idol getting dumped or a tabloid reporter angry
at not getting scoops from her who has said anything bad about
Angelina Jolie. She is THAT impressive, world-wide, in so many
fields.
Sorry JenFan, just scroll through your own idol’s thread, and
count how many different people can actually say something nice
about Jennifer Aniston, and how bland it is. Nice hair, she’s pretty,
oh, she has a dog. yup. Some gal, there.

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 11:11 am

idiot JenFan, we see you are obsessed with sex! It’s FUNNY!! yes,
of COURSE she’s sexy! why do you think Jon Stewart volunteered
to be first in line? Yeah, all that AND an oscar winner, a kind,
loving mother, a philanthropist, an award winner for humanitarian
activities, meetings with leaders of nations all over the world, yeah,
she’s repsected for a lot of aspects to her, but what is it that Jen
Fan can’t get past? She’s SEXY!! Oh my GAWD!!!
She’s ….shhhhh, better not say it out loud because it’s a BAAAD
thing…. she’s…. SEXY!!!!

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 11:26 am

#134 IagreewithJenFan
Tthere you have it, who else gets written up in BusinessWeek? lolll
And they even point out that she is sincere in what she does, but
allows the tabloids to have their story, too. jen is terrified of
paparrazzi because she’s less than honest and doesn’t want
anyone to find out what a manipulative, boring, mean-hearted
person she really is. Angie has ALWAYS been honest — she has
NEVER had a publicist. She is not out to change her image — she
CREATED the weirdo, tattoo-loving, blood-wearing image
HERSELF!! She was still talking about her cutting and her tattoos,
which she still gets, just last year on Inside the Actor’s Studio.
She has no problem with revealing how wild she was as a teen or
in her early 20’s.
That’s part of it — she has done so much in her life, people forget
how YOUNG she still is. We ALL have done crazy things in our 20’s
(well, those of us who aren’t boring have!), and for her, this was
only a short time ago. She still is wild — if she wants to have her
baby in Africa, she will. Not to get attention, but because she
wants to. I’m sure she would have loved to not be on the cover of
every magazine for the past year — that’s why she blocked
reporters to the hotel in Namibia, why she won’t do interviews
except with selected outlets and only on her causes, and why no
publicist. She is totally in control, all the time. “Utter self-
determination” the article calls it admiringly. She doesn’t have to
worry about her image, because she’s HONEST about who she is,
and doesn’t care what you folks think. If you don’t like her, fine,
she doesn’t care. If you don’t go to her movies, fine, she has her
other work and her kids she’s more interested in. She’s amazing,
is woman!
Even on a Jen thread, the Jen fans talk aobut Angie and reprint
articles from BusinessWeek about her! lolll Poor Aniston. So
boring. As Jon Stewart said, “nothing special.”

And on the brad and angelina threads all they can talk about is Jennifer Aniston.

138 | IagreewithJenFan |

that is a lie

she used to be pretty when she first started on friends.. before she lost the weight.. her face was rounder then and made her chin and nose seem smaller.

Jennifer is a boring, whining , non talented, fake person. But she has a nice body. No one respects her either. Most at first felt sorry for her than when we all realize she was doing Vince Vaughn at the same time she was whining to Vanity Fair it was clear she will do anything to get ahead.

She is all tits and hair nothing else.

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 11:59 am

#137 JenFan
ROFLMAO!!!
You have totally lost it!!! That’s so funny….. What, are you 12???
Thanks for the laughs today. Home sick, and you made me smile.
“Jen is better!! Nyah, nyah, nyah!!” Oh, the best is when you say
that what I say about you is what is true about Angelina! lollll “I
know you are but what am I!!” You are so mature, and
reasonable, and …. oh jeez, stop making me laugh!!!
yeah, okay, if you say it, then EVERYONE says it. If you say she’s
not respected, ALL THOSE PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD don’t
really respect her. if YOU say she’s obsessed with sex, without any
proof but you’re own imagination, then it MUST be true!!
No wonder even Chica abandoned you on here! JenFan, you are
priceless. Have you written to Aniston yet? I’m sure she coud use
you to cheer her up with your lies because NO ONE will hire her or
wants to date her.
Oh, and please, just for laughs, show me how you came up with
te idea that St. John is losing customers when the campaign is
only a month old? Do you have access to their accounting? What
article was that?
You have such a great imagination, no wonder you’re obsessed
with sex! Are you jerking off to pics of Angelina right now?

The world is laughing at these 2
137 | JenFan

Reality check. Your friends are not the whole world.

Angelina can walk into any room and speak with intelligence about all subjects from Darfur to AIDS in Africa and people with power listen. Jennifer can’t even go on TV and sell her movie with any sense of common smarts.

Once an Oscar winner always an Oscar winner. Jennifer will never know the feeling because she can’t act and the roles she does play half way good are comedies and those roles are now going to younger women. BTW Angelina got another movie role. Not some silly girlfriend part but something with depth. It is called Atlas Shrugged. I guess Jennfier is waiting for Pauly Shore to called for her next role.

About St John, Angelina was the wrong person for that line of clothes. St Johns needed someone boring and anal….Jennifer would have been perfect. But with all things Angelina with make great things happen from this by using part of the money to help others.

And these words will always describe Jennifer better….tan freak, fake, whiner, simple . insecure and of course boring.

145 | boring | 09/22/06 12:19 PM

I remember Jennifer was promotig the FWM with her so called “friends”… and the interviewer asked her if she is really getting married with Vince (this is last year after her flops movies Derailed and Rumor Has It) and instead of saying saying something, she let Joan Cuscak anwer the question for her. Jennifer at least could have said No Comments if she didn’t want to answer it. She just sit there like space out nothing to say.

Sorry folks, but this woman, acts like and dresses like a friggin’ teenager. She’s what going on 40 years old?

To JenFan:

Are you really that ignorant that you can’t tell what’s the message of Jon Stewarts joke. You left the part where he says ” being married to Jennifer Aniston was boring,” and oh by the way, You might want to research a little, Angie is been a guest of Jon Stewart often and from what I sense he likes her as an actress, mother and humanitarian.

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 1:08 pm

jenFan, so glad you calmed down. Must have been the thought of
having to go find the facts. There are no facts to back up your
assertions.
Who says they aren’t well-liked? Every person who has worked
with them talks about how great they are, how much fun to be
with, how smart and interesting and kind and so NOT into
themselves. From wardrobe to co-stars to directors, they ARE
well-liked and that’s why they get the roles.
There are lots of talented people out there, and those who are
difficult, like Val Kilmer and Sean Young, fall by the wayside, Not
these two. They are very popular.
Why don’t you ask Clive Owen if he would rather work with Angie
again, or Aniston again? lolll

#145 boring
St. John’s always had a model who was a member of the family,
who grew into middle-age still looking lovely, but they wanted
someone younger who could convey glamour, as well as
seriousness, and add some sexy dash to it. For these reasons,
Angelina was chosen. Anything she wears or puts on her kids flies
off the shelves (sorry JenFan, but it’s true). She was pregnant
and wore a St. John’s suit to Davos before the campaign was
rolled out, and so many women requested that suit that had been
custom-made for her to accommoddate her pregnancy that she
was already boosting sales before the ads even appeared!! (Look
THAT up, JenFan!). Her clothes fit the woman who wants to wear
good clothes to work, but not look matronly. And the sportier
items are also for women on the go, not the sit-around types, who
want to be able to go from lunch with friends to picking up the
kids from school without looking like they were working in th
garden — or walking on the beach.
It’s too early to tell if the campaign is a success or not. The
clothes she modeled were fall clothes, adn we’re just now getting
into fall.

147 | sarah | 09/22/06 12:55 PM

Are you the one who posted that long stupid and boring (48) questions? My, my, my you do get around all over the internet ha? Are you Hedylamar who is so obssessed with the Brangelina? Your negative and vile campaign to ruin Brad and Angie failed spectacularly.

remember da truth @ 09/22/2006 at 1:38 pm

Hi Joy! Guess some people can’t fathom we’re two different
people! And you, too, Boring, don’t know you, but you have
intelligent posts, too. So threatening to some people.
Still waiting for someone to say WHY they like Jen so much, that
isn’t laced with hate for Angelina and talk about how she broke up
with Jen. Get over it, people. They handled it very well, considering
that Jen was jealously trashing them all the time in the press and
they kept their mouths shut and just lived their lives.

Brad and Angelina are on top of the world right now. Poor Jen.
Karma is a *****, isn’t it?

150 | remember da truth

Hello, to you too! :)

Well, JJ can always prove that we are not the same person, not that we really need to prove it.

As for Angie and Brad, It migth be a little corny, but you know LOVE always win in the end.

PoppyCock @ 09/22/2006 at 2:30 pm

JenFan
Oh honey, quit while you still have a small measure of sanity. You are just blubbering all over the place with nothing good to add. At first I found it amusing but now it is painful to watch. You still won’t take me advice about changing you know, calling yourself JenFan automatically tells the world you are Stupid, Ignorant and Dumb.

Uh, Jen can’t hear you Jughead (hence the name).

UH, these pics of horsey are 1 month old! No new pics of horseface and bloatface for a while. They are no longer together since there is no movie to promote!

sarah=JenFan. get your questionnaire out sarah. pathetic jerk

She look so manly, Vince is becoming prettier than her. and She is not sexy, her body is unpropotionally too long for the length of the leg.

Hmmm maybe your eyes are as long as her torso, horseface….

She is definitely fugly. She can have a new TV sitcom UGLY JENNY

Mind you I am not Angelina’s fan either. As a matter of fact these 2 ******* (JA & AJ) are nasty witches.

Down b!tch… baddog

ARF-ARF-ARF. You can’t get me down you silly “kat”.

Jen looks really nice, she he keeping herself in great shape !

where oh where? @ 09/23/2006 at 12:31 pm

Where’s the fantasy pregnancy her fans conjured up? Where are
the supposed great legs she has? –without heels and makeup
they look like ugly short stubs. Where’s the wedding, the
engagement–whatever?

Margaret said upthread Vv and JA would have big news from
England–let’s hope they move there and we never have to look at
them again.

she was, she is and she will be fugly. that’s just her destiny!
LOLOLOLOLOL!

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