Brad & Angelina in HOLLAND!

338 | #325’s a MORON

richer…duh! better looking? NOT in this lifetime.

Thanks JJ and Audrey …loved the new thread of our beloved couple. To the haters,….. is it true when one is in grieving, one do not have much control of ones emotions and actions?? Hence ALL the ugly comments!!

Oh Goodness, The chairperson of the Board of Education is in the house, people.

Anyhoo, someone please correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t it on monday someone said BP looked old, now he looks like a 20yrs old dork in suit…..anybody else feeling lightheaded from this back and forth?

Dragonfly

“bow” to Dragonfly

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Top O’ the Morning to you! Lovely day to be in
J-Pville!

344 | just saying
So, the name stealer is a brad fan. OH, what a big surprise. Brad stinks and he looks like leather monkey. I knew y’all weren’t real B & A fans.

| #325’s a MORON

The guy might not be richer, but he’s for sure better looking. He’s also not an ******* like brad.

Ever since those silly tabloids came out with body language analysis of star photos everyone is a body language expert.

I mean, when I’m walking to the plane with someone I’m with, I’m just walking to the plane. Why is it that deep?

These photos show nothing more than two people getting on a plane. If you read anymore into then that then you are a bit too absorbed in celebrity gossip. Get a life.

Oh Maddox is so lucky. Look at the education he is getting. Once again in a htoel room with the nanny while mommy and daddy run off to save the world. Brad can’t even carry him anymore when he is sleeping notice how in the article from India that a hired helper carried him. Lucky lucky Maddox falling asleep on planes all over the world. No friends, no playing on a team just waiting in hotel rooms for mommy and daddy.

Look at how Brad walks ahead of her protecting her. Wait no he doesn’t. Remebr that sad line the BAMZ fans loved to say. Now he is a gentlemen for walking behind her. You guys are really crazy.

Oh well you do realize that Brad and Angie must cringe when they realize that they have obsessed fans who live their lives around their daily events. they think you guys are really sick.

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Maddox Jolie Pitt has been in Malibu and Los Feliz for the last 4 months, with his Mommy and Daddy at home all the time - Daddy worked, and Maddox came by the set all the time, and the whole family picked him up - Brad has watched Sharkboy & Lavagirl with Mad 18 friggin’ times, they not only are with them all - they make time to be with them individually too….- how fortunate for these children, that they get to see those less fortunate, and learn how the world is not an equal place, and learn compassion, and see the beauty of other cultures by going on amazing adventures a couple times a year with Mommy & Daddy, every child should be so fortunate…

…they can afford to…if these people weren’t with their kids, or left them home while they traveled you’d b*tch too. Just because Brad and Angelina aren’t slugs like you, raising their kids to be slugs, like you…doesn’t mean you have to drench them in haterade.

I did sympathise with Jennifer Aniston when she was living in the post-Paltrow Pitt era. It cannot have been easy mounting the insurmountable, living in the cold Malibu shadow of an ‘Angelic’ ex, years of inadequacy congealing to form a lump of insecurity, temporarily but not permanently assuaged by the Zone Diet and a steady stream of ciggies, to say nothing of the ‘happy’, only to find that the demons were still there, revealing themselves in the form of neediness and desperation. And then to be trumped by the world’s most beautiful woman???

Sigh.

Finally I get it. Poor Jen indeed.

Brr, haters or hater why don’t you crawl back to your own thread? Really Aniston needs you, I can hear her screaming at the ocean even in my country. You must be really obsessed with BAMZS, if you are here instead of consoling the X.

Hey just saying,

Even Jesus loved Mary Magdelene the prostitute. He could see past all that, forgave her, loved her anyway.

I guess being “perfect” isn’t a prerequisite to being loved.

Away from LA and his friends, Brad looks miserable again.

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It looks like Angelina has her independence back. She’s sayin I can do this by myself I don’t need you following me around. Brad is saying wait for me… please, don’t leave me behind. Angelina is too interesting for that boring man.

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Let me direct a previous post your way to ‘Body Language’ — (can we look forward to your next TABLOID ‘analysis’ in ‘Eat Sh* & Die’ weekly?)

Greetings idiot(s). In case you didn’t know. both Brad & Angie are ON THE CLOCK. They are WORKING, and will be MOST of the time in INDIA.

Brad is executive producing a film overseas, which Angelina just happens to be starring in, about a subject matter that is not a walk in the park (terrorism/beheading), in a place where chaos could ensue around them without careful planning/protection/security…along with his entire family, they have also flown in perhaps 50 crew members, and are responsible for them as well as the product. He is overseeing all of it. I’m sure they want this product to come in on time, and on budget, with no glitches - as that’s how a production makes money, and it’s also how you score points with the studio that funds your company (i.e. Plan B).

This is no friggin’ honeymoon, or casual lollygagging trip with the kids - that’s why AJ is walking ahead of Brad (it’s because he is the bossman on this — hence my fic for later). Angelina, in no way wants to mess with Brad’s cred, by hanging all over him, in jeans and a baby tee…she is all business, as is he - for this trip.

Now, behind closed doors — THAT is another story.

But professionalism will be the word of the day for these two when they are out in public and on the clock, you can take that to the bank.

So…I say all that to say….GET a CLUE, you sad sad faniston.

317 | CLINIQUA

you know wtat amazes me most the fact you guys claim to be apparently good people , yyou sit down all the time abusing jen calling her everything under the rising sun to telll you the truth your abuses are all rather tiring right now spend time on doing things that are creative and actually help others, jen does not have a career blah blah well guess what she is making her stage debiew and also directorial and these two projects are for charity the stage show is sold out and she is raising money for cancer reaserach by designing shirts do you know what pains me the way you guys analyse her like you are any better well i know i am speaking to probably broken records but atlaest it is good to know not evryone succcumbs to your hatred, and bitterness there is already so much of that in the world that i think you all need to chill out , and it only bugs me even more to know that there are actually people whom kill out thare and do not suffer such anger and actually having a lovely life,jen will be okay it is not up to you guys to design her future but God and you know whta if she has made mistakes as you guys all say God forgives murderers, rapists and all jen is a thrilloon percent better than all those he will give her that happiness she deserves whether at forty, any age it takes longer for some people to find happiness but when they do it lasts a lifetime .
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You know, there are these little keys down by the “m” on your keyboard with funny little marks on them. I know you know where they are because you accidentally managed to hit each one of them ONCE in this ridiculously long-winded run-on sentence. If you want people to actually read your posts and take you seriously, try a little capitalization and punctuation, why don’t you? A small amount would be appreciated. Thanks.

I need to run and get a copy of that US Magazine. It sounds like it’s gonna be an INTERESTING read!

344 | just saying
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so, what??? they are in love and have each other and the kids…what does your idol have??? vince??? oh wait! he DUMPED her or was it just her imagination that they were together…

I love that man. I think he looks great in business suits.. Angelina looks like a *****. even though she’s 30 year’s old she still seems like a ****** 18 year old something *****. Brad seems like she needs a real classy woman. You know what I mean?

Thanks for the pics Just jared.

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Oh you silly - Angie just plays the ****** 18 year old to Brad’s old geezer, every other Tuesday.

Their favorite however, is when she’s Angelina Jolie, and he’s William Bradley Pitt.

No fantasies needed.