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Ronaldo Bangs His Bongos

Ronaldo Bangs His Bongos

Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted walking through Wilmslow in Cheshire, UK with a male companion yesterday afternoon. The 21-year-old Portuguese soccer star accessorized his outfit with a man purse and um, nice snakeskin belt! Bigger pictures in the gallery…

In a recent TV interview, Cristiano revealed that he deals with stress by playing garden football, breaking TV sets, and playing the bongos! He said: “When I was mad once I put a television set up in a tree in my garden and tried to knock it down by kicking a football at it. And it worked! I was mad, really pissed off… I play football in my garden. I even broke a window once when we were playing outside. I made a pass to my cousin Nuno but the ball hit the glass and broke it! …I also have boxing gloves to hit something or someone to relieve stress. And I like to play the Jambe - bongo drums - because it feels good… “Sometimes when I perform badly or when things don’t go the way I want them to, I come straight home,” he said. “I eat something, follow the stairs, turn left, enter the small bedroom and lock the door. I just stay there.”

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85 Comments

# 1

Just gay- sorry man.

# 2

He’s not gay according to all reports but sure has bad taste.

# 3

for ****’s sake, what is he wearing?

# 4
metroluvr @ 10/14/2006 at 4:04 pm

hottie w/ the body. i like me them metros

# 5

Oh god this is worst if he was gay.Seriously WTF is he wearing that belt skin is awful and the man purse?Hmm you are not David Beckham you cant pull it off!

# 6

He is so HOT!!!!! And good lord…he’s not gay, he’s metro!!!!! A lot of european soccer players are like him!

# 7

Jeeeez, Portugal was recently beaten by Poland! After that match (he was one of the worst on the field) he sure stayed in his room for loooooong hours…

# 8

snakeskin belt, seriously?!

# 9

Please don’t think that all Europeans are dressed like this^^. But actually his outfit suits his personality.On the soccer field he acts like a girl ,too.

well, you cant blame him for playing bad ( and he wasnt one of the worst on the field he wasnt good but not the worst) but he had a ankle kncok so , and he’s palying fantastic thise season a sjee people lay off him like you always are the best dresser :S

Haha i agree Dennis

Thank you Jared for more pics of this gorgeous guy. I still don’t know if he’s gay, but who cares, keep posting them.

he looks hot. That is how europeans and men with style dress. What, do the haters want him plumber butt jeans and dirty t-shirts? It’s called style guys!

thanks, susie! I agree. He’s just wearing jeans and a polo - with a metro twist. I get tired of seeing sloppy guys who can’t dress. European men know how to put themselves together before they leave the house :) And you’re right - he’s not Beckham - he’s hotter!

He is HOT no matter what he is wearing! He is an AMAZING football player and I`m very happy to have him in our national team! PORTUGAL RULEZZZZZZ Como uma força que ninguém pode parar eheheheh

Yeah he is a very talented player,but he knows that too well,if you ask me.He’s not a teamplayer,which is very important for soccer.

But that’s kind of off topic anyway^^

Ai puto! Estás a arder filho!E não venhas com essas!

Luv'nCris @ 10/14/2006 at 7:38 pm

He looks just fine….gorgeous as ever!! All you haters just leave him alone!! It’s sad that a guy can’t dress well and be thought of as “straight”…I don’t see what’s wrong with the outfit he has on. It’s not gay at all…it’s just jeans and a polo…along with some jewelry - completely normal. Metrosexual to some folks, but still normal, everyday male attire. WTF! I wish people would stop thinking that a guy has to dress like a homeless person before he’s considered “macho”. There’s nothing wrong with a man taking pride in his appearance…especially if he’s as hot as Cristiano! What a sexy body!!…what a gorgeous face!!….this man is just beautiful!!

I’m really not into metro guys. It’s such a turn-off. But I gotta admit, this guy is pretty DAMN HOT!! GORGEOUS.

eztefania @ 10/14/2006 at 8:13 pm

hes ******* hot!!!!!!!!!! and thas all that matters

eztefania @ 10/14/2006 at 8:13 pm

hes ******* hot!!!!!!!!!! and thats all that matters

I love a metro guy, better than some sloth

he is cute !!!!!!!!!!!! como uma forca que ningem pode parar.from another portuguese american.be cool

justjared where are more pictures of the royal family BAMZS love that beautiful family . god bless them.

The ***** is rocking a PURSE and you think he’s straight? LOL I wonder what you’l say when u gets a butt budy “Stop calling him gay, he only puts his ***** in boys butts to releive stress!” LMAO little girls and their imaginations!

i didn’t know this guy is a soccer player, i thought he’s a fashion designer, looks gay

i love this man! it is the most gorgeous men alive! hi is one of the best football players in the world. AND HE IS NOT GAY!! OK!!…..HE IS A REAL-STRONG MAN

What the hell?!?! He’s more feminine than June Cleaver!

PLEASE Jared, I beg you to stop with this bizarre fondness
regarding Cristiano *I’m a PANSY-and-so-UNsexy* Ronaldo….
now, I wouldn’t mind one bit if you’d suddenly turn your sport/
man sexy eye to the SEXY, TALENTED, and Spanish born fab
footballer: Fernando Torres. Oh the possibilities regarding daily
news/photo updates of Mr. Torres…. :)

Who cares whether he’s straight or gay; you can’t deny that the boy is aesthetically pleasing. Jared, please keep posting his photos!

he’s the perfect man. he has the best taste ever, he’d look good in a bikini, ok?!?!

Well his outift wasnt that bad . Its ok !! , but man , the PURSE !! WHAT THE HELL !!?? You just dont use it if u’re not like , 40 something. Seriously, no human being under 30 should be caught dead with that purse ( or any of that kind ). It’s baaad. Someone send him a letter and tell him please. Lose it buddy !!

All’s I gotta say is….HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Him and David Beckham are the hottest footballers ever! Gotta love the man purse btw.

Ronaldoisthebomb @ 10/15/2006 at 6:52 am

Ronaldo is the sexiest guy to walk to planet and id do him man purse and all

He ’s not gay but a superficial man. He is a great football’s ( socer ?!) player / footballer. je l’aime et toi aussi jared. j’adore le foot !!

Yeah you are rigth..he is not Beckham because Becks is a real fashion icon and gorgeous! This kid is ugly and has no style..I don’t get how ppl think this kid is hot !

he is really hot gay.

Lots of men carry bags like that. Especially European men, because they’re not so homophobic and obsessed with being ‘macho’ as American men. You don’t have to understand it or like it, but calling him crude names just shows how homophobic and close-minded you are. Not all men think sitting around drinking beer and watching NASCAR is an acceptable form of asserting their manhood, and thank heaven for that. This guy is amazing, both on and off the pitch!

I’m from Portugal, and they didn’t have hotties like that when I was there, I would never have left! Guys in European countries are not intimidated by the west’s idea of Macho.

i hav got 2 agree wit amanda. cristiano is definetely different then all de other guyz. they’re all abssessed with looking macho and really sloppy, but cris has got style, and he’s drop dead gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya ***

americans are so ******* ignorant

translate @ 10/15/2006 at 5:13 pm

comment 17 translated to english you said :Oh *******! You are burning son! And do not come with those

for some reason i just don’t like him, i don’t know what it is but something about him just says no to me. give me beckham any day

I don’t care if he’s gay, I don’t care if he has a bad fashion taste, he’s HOT.

And he was amazing against Poland, he played badly, yes, but he stayed on the field after an injury, and couldn’t even play the next game for Manchester United. Way more balls than many “tough men” out there that would immediatly ask to be replaced.

eurotrashy @ 10/15/2006 at 10:05 pm

Man, that outfit is a whole different ball game. It’s ok the be gay, but crap, if you look closer you can see him sweat glitter, he’s gayer than gay. aHe gives gay people a bad name. He’s got his purse out in public with him too, i think he’s actually a tranny. He’s eyebrows are so crappy too and that sad puppy look on his face, it’s probably from his purse not having tampons in it. and not beign a brand name, he’s purse is Hucci not gucci . Sorry, but this *** clearly has anger issues and to top it off, he should go home and lock himself in his room and play with his purse and never come out. LOL

what a princess! Look how he sashays… please like Beckham, Zidane or Figo would do that!

He’s the gayest gay that ever gayed on the playfield.

Why does it matter?

What’s the big deal either way?

he is gorgeous!. …he is a tough, skilled, powerful football player and he takes care of his body and his heath. good on him. he is spectacular!
(and for all those who think he’s gay- check out all the pics of him on the net with his girlfriends- he loves da ladies!-he’s v straight!)
xx

He is the hottest man on Earth!!!
I was thinking what is he carrying in that bag? Wallet, car keys, house keys, cell phone… mmmh… passport? Anyway, if he carries those in his jeans, he wouldn’t look that hot in every picture.

Ronaldo is an awsome player and a good dresser. Who ever puts him down must be an upset England fan who is still mad at what he did in the world cup. Just face it Portugal is way better than england and ronadlo is way hotter and better than beckam

I’m certainly not on the ” American side ” or ”European side ” nor does it has anything to do with being macho . But that purse is bad. Dont know about people in Europe or anywhere on earth, but caring that kind of purse is a no no in fashion world. And judging from his behavior, the guy does try to look more stylish, aka loves fashion. So when something is wrong, we say it as it is. Don’t forget that the fashion world is cruel and superficial. It has nothing to do with him as a person at all , gay or straight metrosexual. Yeh whatever , go crazy. I judged solely on his outfit and accessories.

Yeah. That’s called style. Youre jsut jelaous, because he looks hot and he’s not gay. He can have basically every girl he wants. He takes care of himself and thats defenately better than a guy who smells really bad and wears dirty clothes. c’mon theres nothing wrong with the way hes dressing.

He’s a breathtakingly gorgeous man. However, that shirt is ugly, that belt is hideous, and NOBODY should carry a man-purse. I can’t understand why Ronny sometimes dresses so well, and at other times his outfits look tragic.

toni laudit @ 10/17/2006 at 12:52 pm

i just love cristiano ronaldo

i love cristiano ronaldo

Sorry…but whenever I visit London, I have never seen anyone as “flaming” as he is! Look @ Jude Law there is nothing gay about him.

omg yo he looks so HOT, his so called purse is so a man kinda purse or w/e but he looks so good in the pics!

okay so nobody thiks this guy is gay but everyone thiks WENTWORTH IS

there is no way this guy is not gay!!

ohhh pleaseee!!! come on!! hell out with David Beckham!! he’s so damnn over!!! forget him!!! from now on! cristiano is the hottest!! besides……David talks like a girl.. and has no better style….so suck it off!

ohh!! pleasee!!! David BEckham is soo way over! forget about him! now on ther is just cristiano ronaldo! nobody likes beckham anymore…..so suck it off!…….and besides Beckham has no better style than cristiano…..they both can wear rare stuff sometimes

ohh!! pleasee!!! David BEckham is soo way over! forget about him! now on ther is just cristiano ronaldo! nobody likes beckham anymore…..so suck it off!…….and besides Beckham has no better style than cristiano…..they both can wear rare stuff sometimes……..ja

wallflower @ 10/31/2006 at 1:31 am

YUMMMMMY!!! How many guys can to carry off snakeskins and manbags. But then again, he could wear a boa and speedos, and still lokk impossibly gorgoues.

i luv u cristiano. u kan lock urself in your bedroom and play my bongo drums anytime… i think ur clothes r one size 2 big, u should go a bit tighter. mmm….
love your secret porcho admirer ***
p.s. ur pecs r looking fabulous darling xx

cris and ruud forever @ 11/12/2006 at 8:36 pm

to the girl that said she’s “do him purse and all.” well, fine. i love cron too - he’s a lovely and talented guy - but he loves the ****! ruud van nistelrooy’s to be specific. that wedding ring he wears? yup, ruud’s. sorry to break it to you.

You know what he might be gay, he might be straight, he might be Bi but what the hell does it matter. And ok so I don’t like the man-purse he’s carrying but then again a lot of people might not like my style, but that’s the whole point- to wear what you like and feel comfortable in not what other people want you to wear.

Aphrodisia @ 12/02/2006 at 6:29 pm

All i have to say is: THIS MAN is hot, and one of the BEST soccer players in the world. I must admit i don’t like the man purse, but if he can rock then its all good. He looks so sharp and put together. Guys here jus dress like slobs and they don’t care how they look, but Cristiano put the effort in to look good. And he has good taste and he looks hot, so why complain? He looks good and thats all that matters. :)

no matter wat cristiano wears he luks gud so it dosnt realli matter wat ppl hv 2 say!!!!besides he playzzz soccer sooo welll..though de man purse is a complete no no butl hes still lukin cute!!!!

cristiano looks fantastic in this picture! and for whoever says he’s not a team player that is completely untrue, he’s gotten the barclay’s player of he mounth award two mounths in a row now, only the third player to do that ever. In december he scored 7 goals in 6 goals if i’m not mistaken… he’s a great footballer and he is absolutely gorgeous.
Come on Manchester United!

cristylover! @ 03/04/2007 at 3:03 pm

OMG what the **** is wrong with you guys he couldnt be hotter SERIOUSLY!!!!!! And what the **** are you talking about him being gay???? hes more straight than any dude i’ve ever met and if you think hes gay then nearly all the guys would be gay so yea!

hes so sute, i know him,dumbs,he¨s’ my neigbrood.: )

ever heard of merche romero?gemma atkinson?they’re GIRLS that he’s dated…he’s not gay, ppl!!and he’s the most GORGEOUS guy ever to walk the earth, he’s a brilliant soccer player and i’m tired of jealous ppl dissing him all the time…nd y shouldnt he dress lyk he wants 2? just giv da guy a break! xx go cris xx !! luv ya

he is not gay ya’ll just hatin cuz u cant look as good like that he is fine ok so back off

sure Cristiano Ronaldo wears a tight shirt and he’s gay. David Beckham wears a tight shirt and it´s fine. First off who the hell do you think you are judging someone by how they dress. People saying he´s gay probably look like dirty old guys who still live with their moms. Second, the guys a future legend on the field. Yes, he might hog the ball various times but he is def. a great soccer player.

he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy and very goooooooooooooood looking cos he is my man so get lost ppl

I LOVE U C.R
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get real u guys this is the sexiest guy ever!! more pics plzzzzzzzz he is soooo fit!

DeeBabyxx @ 04/25/2007 at 3:02 pm

He is NOT Gay.
Alot of guys wear pink
I met him. He’s not rude or snobby. Just like a normal person.
And hes one of the best players in the world.
Love Cristiano Ronaldo

vitamin/F @ 05/06/2007 at 3:52 pm

i relly love u and im crazy about youre playing (MY CRIS)

He’s so hot!!! Metrosexual my ass

yeah, ronaldo is an awesome player and is the most gorgz guy to ever friggin walk the earth, but wtf is up with his outfit???

Ronaldo is hot! not only is he gorgeous but damn talented to! he is untouchable! All you haters just take a good look at him! got a question… Who was voted best player of the season…? a Duh… Ronaldo! His not gay just because his well groomed and looks hot in anything including pink! Big up to Ronaldo!!! His HOT and TALENTED, and got my team man untd a victory.

i love you my dear very very much.you are so lovly and sweeet for me I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!KISES

hej no english and albania jeni ma i mir te duam te gjith nga kosova ;)

TINKY WINKY @ 10/07/2008 at 7:25 pm

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!

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