Baby Zahara’s First Rickshaw Ride

I am so jazzed about the Oscars this year - too much so..because I don’t want to be disappointed…if Brad doesn’t get nominated…if he gets nominated and doesn’t win…if he wins but doesn’t pay tribute to AJ (continues in the same vein he has been in the press - just mentions his kids etc. — I mean the “we’s” are nice & yummy, but “we’s” don’t work in an Oscar speech…it has to be deliberate and pointed.

1344 | defamer.com

I have a feeling that if he wins,it will be the first time that he ‘ll express publically his love for Angelina.The time and the place is perfect.He,in the time of his glory and in front of millions of people.Wait and see.

~It’s a thin line between Jen and pedhophilia.
Peace~
890 | Mrs. Lenny

Ok, so now Jen is a pedophile? Ugh, you people are certifiable.

898 | ritzygal
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I’m way behind and still reading yesterday’s posts, but I just had to comment on this one…Ain’t it funny how RitzyJizzyGal showed up in defense of the annoying poster named “Jen”? Color me shocked! RizzyGal’s been having fun posting under multiple names again. Will playtime EVER be over for this ho?

Oh, girls, you are too bad. I’m satisfied with her visiting the shrink every day during Oscar time lol.

1355 | kiki |
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Heck, she’ll just cause that one to keel over, too.

Ok, that was bad. Sorry.

1338 | pam

there’s no need to apologize. you didn’t do anything wrong. credibility is always an issue when it comes to information posted on the internet. it’s the reaction that went awry and things really didn’t have to go there.

anyway, this subject needs to stay dead, but i didn’t want you feeling bad for sharing. thanks for putting up the post. and i hope one of the YGers put it in the file.

I’m figuring X’s PR machine must be in overdrive trying to figure out what is their next move in case Brad is nominated for an Oscar. I say either it’s going to be a fake pregnancy, a fake wedding, or a breakup from a fake relationship to a new fake relationship. I think I’ll take first dibs on the fake pregnancy. Look for lots of pictures with loose blouses once again.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, you heard it here first on JJ’s! I’m in for 10 bucks on the fake pregnancy story by Jan 07. That’s a great symapathy-getter for Jen. I can see it print now:

“Jennifer, who was divorced from Brad Pitt in 2005, is devastated by her loss. She has wanted a family for quite some time, and after years of struggling to conceive with then-hubby Brad, she has had to watch him move on without her only to become a father three times over with his pout-perfect partner Angelina Joile.”

Yeah, that should get the MiniVanners all yearning to take her onto their laps and rock her to sleep while patting her back and reassuring her about “bad old Brad the cad”. Pffft!

The Real Tita: Sad, but true. There are times when I try to help him work through his anguish –he’s got good days and bad days. His brother has told me that he, himself, has wanted to know who his birth parents are, but that it would kill my aunt and he doesn’t want to hurt her. I once heard him tell his brother, “You don’t have the hole I have.” I just hope one day he finds his bliss, I really do. All children want to know where they came from, it’s how the ‘parents’ respond to those questions that will determine how that child will react growing up into a mature man/woman.

hi jared!new thread please!thanks!

1362 | dragonfly

OMG! why do we do the tabbies’ jobs for them? much less give huvane any ideas. you know he’s taking notes right now! my bet is on chin collapsing on oscar night because she swallowed the engagement ring vv gave her after their tumultous break up.

Brad & Gwyneth: down memory lane

With this week’s announcement that Brad Pitt and my Gwynnie will be reunited professionally, I got a little nostalgic, you know?

She was his angel, it took 7 years of black dress boredom to get over her, their love was a Golden Age, and while ‘Brangelina’ is most definitely the most titillating, the most intriguing Supercouple of our time, there was a haunting sense of Fitzgerald about Brad and Gwyneth - the Beautiful and the Damned, obviously not the plot but certainly the adjectives.

So now, after marriage and children and time, they will come together ONscreen (they’ve already collaborated offscreen in Running with Scissors) for a movie with an impressive ensemble cast called Dirty Tricks - their first since the pivotal Seven that sparked the intense, heady, captivating love affair that, truth be told, launched her career.

Having said that, it was Gwyneth who led me to Brad. Never mind Thelma and Louise, never mind Legends of the Fall, I wasn’t on the Pitt train until he was on the Paltrow train - out of the blueblood comes this girl, tall and lanky, who always looked bored or disinterested or impatient, with an irresistible smile sparingly distributed, and an ‘I’m better than you’ drawl that implied that he really had to ‘win’ her.

And in the process, they called her The Luckiest Girl In the World.

In memoriam, shall we? In honour of this momentous occasion…B & G not only friends again but colleagues too. Love, love.

First - my all time favourite, his adoration of her plainly obvious in Vogue or Vanity Fair, I’m too choked with emotion to remember. And then a few snapshots including the matching hairstyles as she went from Brad’s Girlfriend to Brad’s Fiance to Gwyneth Paltrow to Gwyneth Paltrow who broke Brad’s heart.

Sigh.

Perfection is so temporary, non?

she has pictures too. ?

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4875

A new post response has gone up on defamer….LOL

Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club says:

Welp, it’s official. Jennifer knows where the body is buried. Vince, take a leaf out of Anna Nicole’s book, move to the Bahamas. Here’s your choices buddy:

a) only doing movies in Eastern Europe, Thailand, and South America.

b) walking on the beach with Jennifer ‘horseface’ Aniston and being unable to look at any of the actually attractive women you pass for fear that JA’s psi powers of ball breaking will evaporate your little Vaughns forever.

Come on, Vince. We’ll watch Old School: Spring Break in Cancun. But we’re still not spending our recession dollars on the Break Up.

10/19/06 01:00 PM

1365 | dragonfly

Dragonfly, it’s being said that Angie has an outside shot at being nominated for Best Supporting Actress, too. She will be doing promotion for two new movies and also has a Vogue magazine cover and article coming out that supposedly have some of the most beautiful pictures of her ever taken. This along with all the promoting and appearances Brad is going to be doing for Babel. They are going to be everywhere.

Dragonfly: He calls Angie, ‘Sweetheart’ or ‘Babe’. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

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He does? I likely like like! He did call her “babe” or “honey” or something on the Bamsey video, didn’t he? When did he call her sweetheart?

1371 | dragonfly | 10/19/06 4:52 PM | Flag Comment
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My friend who lives in Paris told me that paps heard him call her ’sweetheart’ just before he got her safely into car when they were staying there. Hope it’s true. I like ‘Babe’.