OlderFri, 20 October 2006 at 12:14 am
Aniston Drinks SmartWater
A splash of purple in her wardrobe is a welcome change for Jennifer Aniston. Ms. Aniston left a business meeting in Beverly Hills, CA and was spotted gulping SmartWater. (SmartWater is the self proclaimed “purest form of water you can drink” and provides rapid hydration from its unique blend of electrolytes.)
The 37-year-old SmartWater spokesperson-to-be used her water bottle to block paparazzi from snapping a good shot of her before speeding off in her Range Rover back to her Hollywood Hills hideaway. More pictures in the gallery including a couple more of Jen leaving The Oprah Show!
In relationship news… The NY Post ran on Page Six yesterday an apology and retraction on the ‘Vince Vaughn being unfaithful’ story.
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people, smartwater is for the brain;
she lacks something in the smart departement
Not “my” sweetheart, she gives me heartburn.
Maniston sucks, Oprah sucks.
You all just seem so jealous! It’s quite sad! Why don’t ya get a real life and stop trying to put others down to make yourself feel better! There are real problems in the world, ya know? why don’t you put your energy towards something that matters! Get a life!
this chin never stop!cut it off lady!she should work in a post office use her chin to sealed nvelop.
Still Fugly
No, she’not along she had norman and a new puppy. and Vince need just one closet not room.
8 | boohoo
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To damn funny
I’m thinking of my leathery orange boots.
21 | scaryskin
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LOL, and Jay Leno comes to mind as well… lol
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the same goes on a bamzs thread! no matter what they do, the haters jump on it. no one wants to change you! be a ja fan, that’s fine, at least for me and i’m saying that as a huge bamzs fan ;)
I’m disappointed with him for being with Ms. Manipulation, I can not wait until he dumps her
She’s definitely been to the plastic surgeon.
It didn’t help.
42 | kidi
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Not one bit… ewwwwww
Unfornately, she has been typecast alot, which is
not her fault.
44 | Mindy
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What? Sure its her fault, she excepted the roles, A good actor knows how to pick roles,, And I am sure you are not an actor, but you do play one on JJ…. LOL
chin chin chin chin chin chin chin
Just remember, Jen, if it hadn’t been for Brad, you wouldn’t be known as this joke called ‘America’s Sweetheart.’ So, go thank him for that swanky crib you just landed.
I really liked Jennifer in Friends. I thought she was cute and funny. Never thought much of her film acting though. When Brad left her for Angelina I felt sorry for her until that infamous VF interview. I now think she has quite a nasty streak in her. It was cunning of her to get her friends to stab Angelina and her ex husband, and the person who mentioned that Jennifer would be devestated if Brad and Angie conceived is a piece of work. Courtney Cox was the only one todefend Brad. I think that interview and subsequent viscious commments regarding Brangelina and their fans on Aniston fan bourds is responsible for the cat fight that has been going on for far too long now. We should all try to find healthier and more mature ways to spend our mental energy?
I am stumped guys, how come I never noticed how ugly she was?
I don’t see this being over till Aniston owns up to to her coniving ways. She can claim temperary insanity, post traumatic stress disorder, whatever she wants, But Brad deserves an appoligy and so does the woman who bore his child.
119 | deena
That’s right !!!!!!!!
Without the make-up, lighting from the studio, and brushing from the glossy mag. She really look awful in the margin of fugly. Brad must be in semi-coma for the last 7yrs.
I DON’T BLAME HER FOR USING THAT BOTTLED WATER TO HIDE HER FUGLY FACE.. MAN.WAS SHE BORN WITH THAT CHIN COMING OUT FIRST INSTEAD OF HER HEAD FIRST AS ALMOST ALL NEWBORN BABIES DO??? MAYBE THE DOCTOR PULLED HER CHIN FIRST OUT OF HER POOR MOTHER’S OPENING THAT’S WHY HER CHIN IS WAY TOO LONG…OR MAYBE SHE IS JUST LIKE “PINNOCHIO”. THAT EVERYTIME THAT SHE WHINED AND LIED TO THE MEDIA JUST TO GET HERSELF IN CIRCULATION, THE GOOD FAIRY IS PUNISHING HER IN RETURN BY MAKING HER CHINNY CHIN CHIN LONGER AND LONGER>>>>>>>>>>>>> THIS MANIPULATIVE WOMAN AND HER PAID HANDLERS AND SO CALLED FRIENDS ARE TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP HER RELEVANT BY MAKING SURE SHE’S ALWAYS ON TABLOIDS MAKING UP NONSENSE STORIES LIKE, “I WAS NOT DUMP BY VINCE” “WE’RE STILL DATING” CRAP JUST TO KEEP UP WITH THE JOLIE-PITTS…HOW PATHETIC THIS WOMAN REALLY IS… UGLY.WUGLY,FUGLY, CHINNY, WHINNY,WITCHY,BITCHY,BWITCHY,MANLY,OLD LEATHERY DUMBNISTON CAN BE…PLEASE IF YOU CAN, TAKE MY ADVISE….RETIRE AND HIBERNATE FOR GOOD… YOU ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK IN HOLLYWOOD…BUT I BET YOU PRETENDED THAT YOU ARE NOT AWARE OF IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE DUMMY ASSNISTON….WHY??? WOULD YOU HIDE YOUR REAL CULTURAL BACKROUND??? AND CHANGED YOUR LAST NAME FROM ANNASTIAKISS INTO ANUSTON??? WHY??? BECAUSE YOU ARE FAKE…I BET YOU ARE NOT PROUD TO BE CALLED GREEK…FOR YOUR IMAGINATION, YOU ARE AMERICA’S UGLY DUMB BIMBO SWEETHEART….. KEEP DREAMING..****
does anyone know michael schumacher from F1? if i look at her chin i must have say..he has the same, just my opinion that’s all
Jen , shi’s smart , shi’s soulmate woman,shi;s wonderful, her big move is still ahead, not as this angi doing nothing than publicity, lok at her legs and arms and body , - shi;s dsytrofic
Yeah, sophy you’re right her big move will be entering the Ironman Marathon with those wonderfully toned legs. HAHAHAHAHA
Aniston seems very needy and insecure. Combine that with a
manipulative nature and you get one pathetic passive-
aggressive woman. Why do other women find her endearing?
Hi, I am Jennifer Aniston, some of you may know me as Rachel Green, it doesn’t matter because we are one and the same. To be honest, I prefer to be known Rachel Green because she is well loved, she got the guy and the baby. My life is a mess right now and it’s all my fault. I am architect of my own misery. Yes, I am taking the blame. Brad and I decided to part ways amicably and for a while that’s how it was going to be played as but something in me snapped. I saw the Kenya pictures, I saw how happy he was and I got mad. If anyone is meant to find happiness first, it should be me. I am America’s Sweetheart but there Brad was, with a beautiful woman and a cute Kid. It seemed they were already a family. I saw red and I was out for blood. When I got a call from Vanity Fair for an interview, I knew then how I was going to get my revenge and I also had 4 movies to peddle. The rest as you all know, is history and eventhough I have Oprah in my corner, I still can’t stop the backlash coming my way. Last week, I drove by a church and I saw a sign that read “Confession is Good for the Soul”. I am here to confess, Brad is not a bad guy, a cheater or whatever it is I implied in all of interviews. Angelina is not a homewrecker because there was no home to wreck. It upsets me to see what people think about me, please stop making fun of me. I already have a very low self-esteem, I have gained 10 out of 30 lbs I lost. My hair has lost it’s luster and I have become increasingly afraid to go outside my house. Please forgive me and let me live my life even if it is in obscurity.
Thank you
Jennifer.
Xoxoxoxo
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