Heidi Hisses Away Halloween

• Heidi Klum and Alyssa Milano Close Off Halloween
• Jessica Simpson is a Hungry Hungry Hippo
• Doogie Howser Is Not Of That Persuasion
• Jessica Alba Chills in Vancouver
• Christina Aguilera is Halloween’s Corpse Bride
• More Murders on Wisteria Lane
• Cameron Diaz Justified With $30 Million Lawsuit?
• Jared Leto Keywords: Talentless Loser
• Borat: Kazakh’s Love Mel, Hate Syphilis
• Sacha Baron Cohen wants to write a book based on his Borat character but publishers are concerned that major stores won’t sell it because of the 100 racy Polariods Cohen wants to include that depict actresses as Kazakh women various states of undress. Oh, Borat, how funny are you.
• Daytime-TV icon Bob Barker has announced he is retiring in June after 50 years on TV, 35 of which were spent hosting The Price Is Right. “I will be 83 years old on December 12, and I’ve decided to retire while I’m still young.”
• Several news reports say that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe split because Ryan was cheating on her with Australian actress Abbie Cornish. Reese supposedly found an incriminating email exchange between Ryan and Abbie on his BlackBerry while she was in New York to attend Ryan’s premiere of Flags of Our Fathers.

BLOG STATUS :: Thank you to all you lovely readers for your patience. I’m so sorry for the state that my blog is in. It’s quite unacceptable. Basically all of the galleries have been stripped down and posting has been infrequent in order to keep up a semi-working site. We’re currently in the process of moving to a much better (and more stable) blogging platform. So, stay tuned! (: