Bow Down Before the Temple of Pitt

brad is hot

angie 4 life!

Did the mental hospital close down today? If this is a photo op why didn’t they catch him from the front? He’s followed everywhere he goes they watch him 24/7
I call bull on your statements!

Where’s Joaquin?

Rehab?

Good morning BAMZS Fans and Jared and Audrey.

I love this man and his new life. While Chin has her face in a table full of “happy” Brad is experiencing another culture and building homes in India. Brad Pitt wins at life.

Hey guys and gals, good morning to all! Thank you for all the new threads Jared and Audrey!!! I couldn’t get in all day yesterday. Kept getting the error messages!

this is a Brad thread that is why Joaquin is not in it, get it?

Babel Reminder:

Babel goes into the top 15 markets (San Diego, SF, Chicago, Dallas, Boston, Washington, Montreal, Philly, etc.) this Friday (November 3rd), and then a national (1200 screens) release on 11.10.

Check out the official Babel site for pictures and trailers

http://www.paramountvantage.com/babel/

Good day to you all.I’m both confused and happy here.I thought Babel would have a global release after November 10,but it opens here in Greece tomorrow.So i have already made plans for Saturday night.I’m so excited because i believed i would have the chance to see it near Christmas,so it was a pleasant surprise.I’ll let you know my impressions from the film.

Barkley:

lol, of course they are tabloids why would they else turn something beautiful into something nasty? or are you suggesting those Indian papers that called it “op” are real news? that is funny since something like that can’t be proved as no one is a mind/intention reader so how the hell did they know? YES they are tabloid. As for your reasoning: “the pappz didn’t hassle him” my question and why would they? it’s not like he was trying to hide, he was there in the open and they can take as much as pix as they want without being caught! so why would they hassle him!?!

Morning BAMZS fans. Can we just ignore the haters? They’re just coming in here for coffee aka morning hater’s fix so they can start their day “right” Y’all do what you gotta do to fill that empty void within you, it’s unfortunate that you have to come to a thread and spew ignorance and hate to do so. Does it make sense that y’all choose to spend time on a person that you claim to hate? Of course not but to each his own.

Brad is looking pretty damn fine.

Later all!

Brad’s the hottest man i’ve ever seen!

This has been posted a hundred times but I never get sick of it. To those who thought Brad lost is star appeal, this is what Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun Times had to say about Brad’s presence at TIFF:

The scream of the celebrity fan is very different from the roar of the sports fan. It has a higher pitch, an even more intense vibe, as if these people are on the world’s most thrilling roller coaster and it’s giving them almost inappropriate pleasure.

You could live a thousand years in your normal life and you wouldn’t make such a sound, but they do it every night here, whether they’re lined up 10-deep behind metal barricades outside the Gala Premiere Screenings at the Roy Thompson Center, or lingering for hours — HOURS — outside the Four Seasons, hoping to catch a glimpse of Matt Damon or Reese Witherspoon or my God, isn’t that Joan Collins behind those gigantic sunglasses?

I’ve been coming here for the last half-dozen years, and I’ve seen crowds react to some of the biggest stars in the world, from J. Lo to Elton John to Bono, from Madonna to Jamie Foxx to Colin Farrell, from Justin Timberlake to Russell Crowe to Orlando Bloom — but I’ve never witnessed the level of pandemonium that greeted Brad Pitt when he arrived for the Gala premiere of “Babel.”

It was positively Beatle- esque, and you can’t even imagine what must be going through his mind when he sees schoolgirls and grandmothers crying and screaming at the mere sight of him.

After the screening, Pitt slipped out the back way, presidential candidate-style, accompanied by security men the size of offensive linemen. He was clad in black from head to toe, looking every inch the movie star.

This is Brad Pitt’s world. He’s in love with one of the world’s most desirable women, he has a new baby, untold riches, insane fame and serious talent. He should be nominated for an Oscar for his work in “Babel.” You might want to trade places with him for a day — but to have that life, that constant scrutiny, that trapped-in-a-golden-cage existence? To be unable to experience life without the whole world watching? No thank you.

November 2nd, 2006 at 8:24 am
I call BS on the building of houses. He showed up for a few photo ops.
Not like he was being hassled by the papz there for either of those set up shoots.

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Geez-louise Anon. How many names are you going to post this stupid opinion under? First of all, nobody gives a damn what you think and secondly…actually…there is no secondly…cuz I don’t give a damn what you think! Bye-bye now.

Maniston___ I agree. I was there at the Babel premiere in Toronto & it was pandemonium. Love it. That is why the haters are working overtime to counter his & Angie’s appeal. If all the bad press, bad tabloid lies, & criticism from haters & Aniston fans alike does not destroy B&A, who will? I admire them more because with all these attacks from all sides they still manage to live their lives & not respond to hatred at all. Other celebs will get a nervous breakdown already. Imagine yourself where everyone is watching you 24/7 & every move or gesture you made are being scrutinized by haters & fans alike. They’re a ral trouper & hope they stand the test of time.

I mean real not ral…typo. Oooppss

to ? Says Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 8:37 am
hey black pot–it’s not like your girl Angie hasn’t seen the inside of rehab so lay off Joaquin
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She has? Then prove it. Like I told your other alters - be prepared to prove what you say. Yes, she did drugs. But…I must’ve missed that rehab stint, so I’m sure you’ve got the name of joint and the dates she was there…so…share your knowledge with the group or step off.

cristian Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 8:51 am
king of hollywood is George clonney ,Brad pitt is king of publicity

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Dammit AG! I cannot believe the lengths you’ll stoop to pimp Porgie! An alias? Shame on you.

Ariel, I wish I was in Toronto for Babel. I would have screamed myself into a coma.
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Passing Through, you are killing me. LMAO
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Fiona, thanks for the video. How do they know he’s heading to LA? Very interesting.

BBL, I’m heading to the office.

fiona Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:40 am
Hi guys, there is a video at splash of brad leaving Pune via Mumbai, the caption says he is going to LA for world premiere of Babel this sunday? Does anyone know if there is such a premiere this sunday, i dont think ive heard about it.

http://www.splash-video.com/index2.pgi (thanks to fati at bafans!)
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Really? Brad’s leaving his family in India to come back for the premiere? I bet he goes to the thing, then hops back on a charter and goes back to India the same night. I know he’s gotta work…but dude…traveling 8500 miles for a movie premiere is insane!

Ladies! I wish on was in that bush — I’d jump him in a New York minute!!!

PT: I think attending premiers is a ‘must’ when you make a movie. Maybe it’s in his contract and he has to. You know that man ain’t gonna leave that gorgeous woman alone in India………pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!! They all need to come back home and get some rest!!! I’d be more than happy to turn the bed down for him — you know, make sure the pillows are just right, the sheets are crisp and clean — anything I can possibly do to make him comfortable. OH WAIT!! Angie will be with him — forget that — I’ll just keep dreaming on…………………….and on……………and on.

? for passing through - u have made your opinions known, what more do u want…. go find another thread to b*tch on….

Joaquin is Sexy? Oh my goodness, talk about ‘eye vision’ problems. He’s a talented actor, no question there, but his brother was 10 times more handsome. Sad he had to leave us in such a horrible way, but River was hot! Joaquin — NOT! My opinion ladies, don’t go getting the guns out now.

Jared! Thanks a mil for the new pics of Brad. You’re a star!!

I like Joaquin,but let’s be honest.The last time Jared put up a thread featuring Joaquin it wasn’t exacty burning up with posts.These people just want to hate on Brad plain and simple.Remember these are the same people who predicted his career was over a year ago.

I dont think there is an LA premiere for Babel, it has not been announced and Sunday is just 3 days away.

Im confused its possible taht AMH filming has been delayed because of power outages and the ramadan, and Brad has to go back to LA for some business. Or my take is that Angie and the kids are already inside the airport and Brad was just catching up from somewhere. I notice, Mickey was not with him, its the two other bodyguards.

Btw, X is also now back in LA, there is also a video at Splash. After almost 2 months of being away from Vince, she only spent one week in London. I dont understand their relationship and whats up with all those police and security, its just too much. who does she think she is? George W or the Queen of England?

schae Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:01 am
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Girl, you writing from Rehab? Did you see Joaquin? Maybe you can hook up with him. He likes to smoke as well. I’m sure Vin will understand that you’ve decided to date someone shorter. Now, go get yourself a ***, a cup of coffee and check out the news, OK? You’ll see your X husband no longer likes you, hadn’t for a while, and went onto new and better life. You keep tanning girl and you’re going to look like Prune Face from the Superman comics. Now, now, don’t start with the crying, you just have to grow up and get on your merry little way and leave the rest of us alone. Call Okra, she’ll be more than happy to hear all you have to say. If Okra’s busy, then call those friends from the jerk show you use to be on — they’re not doing anything either!! Oh, forgot one of the cast is doing something, while the rest of you are trying to figure out what to do with your lives. NO, you cannot come to my house! My niece would have to kick your **** all over the place for being so stupid, and she’s only 12. You have a nice day with your cute little puppies and maybe you’ll fall on a rock while you’re walking the little guys and come to your senses. I doubt it, but there’s always hope!

AS TO THE PREMIERE…IF HE DIDN’T GO TO THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL OR WHATEVER FESTIVAL THAT WAS FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE….I DOUBT HE WILL FOR A PREMIERE IN L.A….BESIDES THERE WOULD BE A HUGE BUZZ AROUND TOWN, NON?

AND IF THE TERRORIST RUMMORS HAVE SOME TRUE TO THEM …THERE’S NO WAY HE’S LEAVING THE FAMILY ALONE….

Passing Through Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:24 am
From now on I think I’m going to call photos of Brad “A Still Life In Hotness”. Not so much these 2, but yesterday? Woo-boy! I’m still trying to recover from those suckers!
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PT: You mean the ones with him all sweaty and looking like, “I’d jump him now”? Love that title, girl — ‘A Still Life in Hoteness’.

Brad is so hot. I would like to see pics of the kiddies though and of course Angie.

When you make a movie there is a certain amount of PR you must do for that movie, it is in your ocntract. Actors don’t really want to do press junkets for days and go on every talk show known to man but they have to especially if they are the box office draw. Brad really has not done a lot of PR for Babel. He has been to what? 1 or 2 festivals. He didn’t make Sundance which he obviously he was suppose to go to because Angie was close to giving birth. I’m thinking the filming in India was suppose to be wrapped up by the time he had to go to this premiere. I thought it was only suppose to last a month.

Hey Peaches:

Thanks for the info on premiere. I’m glad I had it right on PR contracts and such. I can’t see why the people making movies would want to go and ’shout out’ about their movies on every network. It must get real old when they’ve gone on so many and talk, talk, talk, then have to watch a clip and explain what the clip is all about before they show the clip. Oh well, they got to do what they got to do, I guess.

Passing Through Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:49 am
fiona Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:40 am
Hi guys, there is a video at splash of brad leaving Pune via Mumbai, the caption says he is going to LA for world premiere of Babel this sunday? Does anyone know if there is such a premiere this sunday, i dont think ive heard about it.

http://www.splash-video.com/index2.pgi (thanks to fati at bafans!)
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Really? Brad’s leaving his family in India to come back for the premiere? I bet he goes to the thing, then hops back on a charter and goes back to India the same night. I know he’s gotta work…but dude…traveling 8500 miles for a movie premiere is insane!

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Yeah he’s gotta work…he’s gotta work for his OSCAR! It’s all about putting in face time and that’s the ONLY reason he’s going.

PT: I hope Joaquin gets himself together, beacause he’s so talented — like River — and it would be a shame if Hollywood lost another talented actor in their prime. Now, if they want to get rid of someone, they should stop sending scripts to X, as that is a BIG WASTE OF NO TALENT! Gee, maybe they should send her the latest script on Jason XXVII. She’s be good in that. He’d kill her in the first minutes of the movie and we’ll all be happy. At least I will.

Many thanks Jared for the new pics! I love Brad’s candid pics, even better than those photoshoots! Nowadays newspapers and internet sites are not a reliable source for information, and I can hardly believe that he goes to a Babel premiere in LA, wheyn there is none. In London maybe. So let’s wait and see where he will appear next before jumping to any conclusion.
And please ignore the hater (I’m sure there is only one lol, it’s so transparent), just like the X thread with her little manipulative, childish games.

? for passing through Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:55 am
? for passing through Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:53 am
How come you all think that everybody who fails to act like a groupie which a brange pic gets posted is just one person? LMAO. I’m not Georgia or anybody else you mention in your post.
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Are you serious? There’s more than one person in the world who doesn’t like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie? Noooooooo!!!! Get out of town? You’re completely serious? Well…#@$& me! Who knew? Honestly…I had no freaking idea! I am sooooooooo like totally, totally sorry that I thought there was only one person in the entire, well, not just “world”, but UNIVERSE who doesn’t like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. Gawd! I am like, dude, so effin’ embarrassed now. Holy cow…how can I ever post here again now that everybody knows I made a WRONG assumption. Sheesh. My reputation on the internet has been ruined forever!!!! Oh God…what am I going to do? This is like…you know…my ENTIRE life! Oh…I know…everybody here is my friend! They’ll forgive me for jumping to the wrong conclusion. I just KNOW they will! You will, too, won’t you? I mean…even though you’re not MY friend…and you know…since you don’t like Brad and Angelina I’m just assuming that you don’t like me either…but…that’s not right…I jumped to the wrong conclusion before…I might just be doing it again…right? Right? I said…RIGHT? Hey…are you listening to…er reading…me?! Seriously…you’re still reading? Why in the hell are you still reading? Cuz…you know I’m like totally, totally bullsh#tting you…don’t you? Cuz…like, dude…we all know you’re the same person posting under mutliple names. Or do you really expect us to believe that it’s just an amazing coinkydink that all the people who don’t like Brad or Angelina show up at the same time! Just because you’re stupid you shouldn’t ASSUME the rest of us are!

Carolina and all the other haters are too funny. Like anyone cares you don’t think BP is attractive. So.

Women like you just got bad taste in men anyway. Joaquin Phoenix is a good actor, but please. River was much better looking IMO.

You just like slightly odd looking men, which is okay, but don’t try and force your taste onto me.

MSNBC has a clip of the Today Show with tmz guy. He’s talking about the VF cover.

Look under the Video Headlines for the clip: Pitt Peeved Over Underwear Pic

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

he may be on business. it could be anything.
discussing with lawyers. negotiating business deals etc

Maybe Angelina’s leaving Pune too. Shouldn’t they be done with the movie by now?

Brad @ airport

http://www.rameypix.net/index.php?module=assetserver&page=setDetail&setId=55338

QQQQ Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Brad @ airport

http://www.rameypix.net/index.php?module=assetserver&page=setDetail&setId=55338
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Thanks 4Q, I just love seeing the HOTNESS that is Mr. Brad Pitt

i love angelina jolie and dont like brad pitt, Geoge clonney is king of hollywood because is excellent actor win oscar syriana e excellent director good night and good luck ,executive producer/producer of Ocean’s thirteen .Receveid alwards of industry of hollywood ,actor and director KING GEORGE CLOONEY

Carolina a.m. Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 11:22 am
Hotter women live in my hometown. Sorry Jennifer.
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At least she’s an equal oportunity hater!

in river phoenix’s current condition, the last thing you’d think or wish him to be is hot…

Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 10:20 am
Passing Through Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 9:24 am
From now on I think I’m going to call photos of Brad “A Still Life In Hotness”. Not so much these 2, but yesterday? Woo-boy! I’m still trying to recover from those suckers!
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PT: You mean the ones with him all sweaty and looking like, “I’d jump him now”? Love that title, girl — ‘A Still Life in Hoteness’.

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Yeah…those photos. I told the other guys in the e-mail group yesterday - who knew a hard hat could be an erotic stimulus? Well…the wives on construction workers probably knew…but I had no freaking idea! All the construction workers I ever see just look sweaty, dirty and disheveled! God knows they sure don’t have the raw materials that Brad’s started out with! And a hard hat, a little dirt and some sweaty goodness? Woo…a woman could embarrass herself in public over a guy like that!

gitane Says:
November 2nd, 2006 at 12:27 pm

there’s a temple? where? why haven’t i heard of this? someone point me to the temple of brad pitt!!!!
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gitane, you didn’t know? girl where have you been? wait a minute, let me go and find it. Awww yes, here it is! Enjoy!
http://www.geocities.com/pittology/PITTOLOGY_INTRODUCTION.html

gitane Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 12:27 pm
there’s a temple? where? why haven’t i heard of this? someone point me to the temple of brad pitt!!!!
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It’s at my house. I’ll send you my address so you can come worship. Actually you don’t even need directions. Just follow the trails of spittle, drool and a certain other body fluid. Services are held 24/7/365. Be sure to tithe, too. I’ve got to pay a maintenance company to clean-up the temple at least twice a day or the temple gets way too slippery for proper worshipping.

Ok, Angelina has always already helped. Not Brad.
He is an egotist, a phoney.

P.S.: I don’t attack the family, I expose Brad.
read better.

i just saw a copy of usa today and they did a story on the choreography of celebrity breakups. you know they couldn’t resist bringing up brad and chin. the good news, they pretty much declared the VF interview the hatchet job we all know it was.

gitane, thanks for the heads up on the USA Today article

“The vast majority of statements call the breakup amicable, ask for privacy during this difficult time and insist that both parties have the utmost respect for each other.

Usually, it’s hogwash. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s January 2005 statement asserted the two “happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another,” something missing in Aniston’s subsequent often-scathing Vanity Fair interview.”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-11-01-celeb-breakups-main_x.htm

Passing Through Says:

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LMAO…. :lol: :lol: do i need to pay tithe??? it’s like jehovah witness??? no way jose!!! :lol: can i just save my tithe to pay for the movie ticket, magazines, authograph photos??? ;)

COLD HARD MATH

i was wondering when the al qaeda threats were going to come into play. but haven’t they been threatening the film’s production all along? i’m confused.

deena

didn’t you get the memo? we HAVE taken over the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“Double shot of my baby’s love, yeah, yeah!

Poor Gismo, what are you exposing re Brad pray tell us. That he is the hottest and most wanted actor and producer in the world. Has the most beautiful woman as his soulmate and the mother of his children. So come on sweetheart tell us what the cr*p are you exposing. You better have facts because we’ll slam you with facts!!!!!! That is one thing BAMZS fans do the best, buy EXPOSING you idiots as reading and believing in trash news, we’ll give you interviews , but see you are not worth our time, poor, poor pathetic Jen fans :-( Hey did you see how gorgeous (NOT..ugly )she looks at LAX airport. Yep you keep on exposing and we’ll keep on sticking to the facts HONEY :lol:

i wonder how the haters feel now that they’re in the same catagory as al-Qaeda militants ?

I don’t see how Joaquin ended up on this thread. Anyway, I am definitely loving the pictures. Wonder what he was shooting. I love when people just pursue their interests. We should all do that.

from tmz.com

A TMZ staffer spotted America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, as she created a massive mess at LAX, making her one of America’s most guarded celebrities.

The star of “The Break-up” flew in from a London visit with Vince Vaughn, and was whisked through the terminal by a phalanx of at least ten officers on bikes and foot–a bit excessive? Our guy reports that the scene looked like an in-progress bomb threat with all the cops and police cars surrounding the building. What makes the ordeal a little peculiar is that she could have avoided the all the chaos by going out the back way like other big names do all the time… but then there’d be no cop photo op!

On TMZ there is a poll if Jen was worth all the mess at LAX so far 72% says No lol

Awww…so what’s going on Brad left for some Babel related stuff? They must be doing their usual 3 day thing…Brad comes in Thursday night, does a premier junket thing and then flies back to India.

Damn, I sure wish Angelina and the kids were getting the hell out of Dodge with him.

I’m sorry, I know India has calmed down a bit - but all this Y security **** and AQ stuff, makes me sick.

Here’s one thing that I’ve never understood — if AQ hates Bush and HIS ADMINISTRATION and policies, why would they even want to **** around with people they don’t give to sh*ts about, not to mention the mini-van red state market not caring about…they’d probably cheer if something happened to Brangelina.

That woman and Huvane make me sick…. It is so obvious what they are doing to get publicity. Hey Jen how about a new movie deal hmmmm???? Like anyone, directors, producers and actors are going to willing to tick off BP and AJ, not a chance honey. You gambeled with Huvane and lost big time. Wait, you can do a sitcom with cc, if she’ll have you. Or BEG your buddy OKRA and her connections to get you a movie gig, but darn it the closest Okra had was TC and he got his a** fired from Paramount. GC is out of the question. OK Huvane you are right her only hope is to stick with VV, maybe he’ll get her a spot in his next movie :lol:

Look who is getting the final laughs BAMZS and their fans. All (Jen & Huvane) of their negative campaign backfired on them and they lost….. And I have no pity for that sorry, talentless, back stabbing bi@ch………………….

Maniston Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Wahoo! I just bought my Babel tickets! Just one more day til I see Brad on the big screen.

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Hiya Maniston, I am going on Saturday to see Babel and I can’t wait

why would you lurk on a thread of someone you hate?
You are truly stupid.. lol.

jjoy Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Passing Through Says:

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LMAO…. do i need to pay tithe??? it’s like jehovah witness??? no way jose!!! can i just save my tithe to pay for the movie ticket, magazines, authograph photos???
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Shame on you JJoy…you should always tithe at your church! Is praying to your Brad in a clean environment not worth a buck or two? Do you REALLY want to do your worshipping in the drool and spittal…and OTHER BODILY FLUIDS…of those who prayed before you? Surely not! Major ick there for me.

BTW, ladies, I forgot to mention that there will also be an undies vendor on hand outside the temple. A girl just never knows when she’s going to need a fresh pair.

Wrong again brangelunitic (aka NTT) Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 2:50 pm
…. Some of us lurk and rarely post.
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First of all your use of the phrase “brangelunitic” automatically gives you away as an OBSESSED hater. Which then renders your opinion MEANINGLESS.

Secondly, The fact that you would “lurk” on a board/subject about a person you don’t like is PATHETIC. You only get so much time on this planet & you’re wasting it doing that?! And the fact that you ADMIT it is even SCARIER because it means you are truly out of touch with how big a LOSER you truly are.

I honestly pity you.

just me Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 2:15 pm
God bless lainey and her consperacy theories. If X needs so much security, why is it that no papps took even one photo of her in London? Maybe Paul McCartney’s divorce is more important than she is, poor baby. Or is it possible that VV didn’t want to be seen with her?
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X got a reality check in London. Nobody cared that she was there except US Magazine! And they only cared because they are hellbent on exposing her phoney @ss to the American public! I meant to go their blog and see if they stopped their little X/VV time-apart watch.

It is a case of misery loves company for those who come here and post uncalled hate and anger against Brad and Angie. The fact is they have countless blessings in their life that keeps them grounded, happy and grateful. Such that they also give back so much more thru their foundation.
Passing through, I admire your witty and sharp comebacks against the chickens as guli calls the trolls. They really don’t have a chance but to retreat and surrender.

Passing Thru 2 Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 2:55 pm

Doesn’t matter who named it. Brad DID it–and thought it was cute and repeated the story. Classy Cate probably just tried not to embarrass him beyond what the silly adolescent routine deserved. Brad sounds sophmoric
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I’m gonna enjoy this one…

#1: “I just really get him. He makes me laugh. I make him laugh. He’s open.” - Cate Blanchett on Brad Pitt in a Harper’s Bazaar interview in 2005.

Looks like ol’ Classy Cate really finds Brad funny, which make you look & your post REALLY stupid.

#2: Please pull the stick out of you ass, you sound really uptight & boring. No wonder you’re so BITTER!

#3: It’s spelled “sophomoric” you idiot.

Now please leave, i don’t want to have to humiliate you again.

Ooh,ooh, I know I’m a newbie and all and probably not worthy, but can I have the Pikey (mick?) from Snatch? I would LOVE to give him a bath before having crazy gypsy sex with him!

Gitane, are you serious we are getting our Brad clones…. Geez lady you know you could have given me a heads-up, geez, I need to do something about the hubby, I don’t think he is or I are into menage a trois (Dragongly don’t say a word :lol:0

Guli: Ah come on girl — give it a try! You, the hubby and Brad — girl — HEAVEN!!! You’d be smiling for days woman!!

Hey ladies you will die laughing if you see the comments at TMZ. Ohhh such a wonderful life and to be a BAMZS fan now adays :lol:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/02/cops-swarm-aniston-arrival-at-lax/4#comments

Gitane: Hey!! Rusty clones — what’s up with that? You said we would be getting nice fresh ones.

Guil: Did you do something with the fresh clones? Gitane is going to be handing out ‘rusty’ ones. Where do I file my complaint? Who’s the Mayor here?

guli,

I’ve been over to tmz and some of the comments are spot on. LMAO

Ya know, now that I think about it - that IS weird — there were NO pics of them together in ol’ london town. Why is that??? Like somebody said, Maniston either wasn’t there, or got a rude wake up call because nobody cared. LOL I figure it was the latter - and that’s why we get the over-the-top Huvaniston machinations when she gets back to LAX. Maniston probably had a breakdown with all the fuss being made about Madge and David, and the papz not giving two sh*ts about her…she may have been about to jump off London bridge…so Huvane had to organize a mini-riot when she got back home.

You know what would be a great comparison contrast — pics of her at an airport returning SANS Brad from the UK or wherever (and not ones when a rift was rumored), and then juxtapose them with the current famewh*ring ones at LAX today.

That would be proof positive that she’s a coattail riding parasite, and that no one cares unless there’s Brad Pitt ex drama surrounding her.

guli, thank you for the link! It made my crazy afternoon better. Go BAMZS!!

Ooooooooh, I hate black people, and spanish people, and asian people, and eskimos, and native americans, and east and west indians, and north and south americans, but I love god! Yup, I go to church every Sunday and ask god to give me strength to go out there and hate everyone. It’s what makes me strong. Ahhhhhh, I feel so much better now.

Sincerey, a true, proud and honest fan of Jennifer Aniston.

even a rusty mikey clone will do fine, I have a lot of WD40!

Hiya Maniston, I was very bad, I left a comment on TMZ, I could not help myself lol

Hey Alex! Of course you left a comment and of course I left a comment. LOL I’m tired of Chin getting a free pass for her behavior but when Brad and Angie sneeze its for PR. J. Maniston is pathetic.

Have fun at Babel on Saturday.

Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Gitane: Well, I’m glad you cleared that up. I’m a SciFi freak…………didn’t want the best bits falling off when we’re going 100 miles an hour…………….naughty me!! What’s that saying — Hi Ho Silver!!!!

those particular parts are indestructible and lifetime guaranteed against malfunction.

Maniston, I have to go and read your comment lol. Satruday can’t come fast enough for me, so excite about seeing Babel

good afternoon, ‘Rina! i’ve been busy today myself, but i’ve always got time for mischief and the jolie-pitts. i made my boss fall out of his chair today. poor dear! he had no idea what he was getting in to when he hired me!

when i get home today, i’ll post the official BAMZSville election results on the YG. i was supposed to do it yesterday, but i got a little tied up ;)

# patty Says:
November 2nd, 2006 at 4:06 pm

Babel is one movie i will go out of my way NOT to see. No wonder he has his own production company now.

hey idiot, Brad did not produce Babel..Oscar buzz Babel, Oscar buzz Brad do not need losers like you. You wouldn’t understand the movie, its too deep for your small brain.

Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:33 pm

PT: Oh, girl, I agree with you. He was so good in Glad. Yup Creepy is the right word — trying to bed his sister. Oh those Romans!! HA! HA! Now, let me see if I understand here. Both M & C are dead and they are going to make a movie like before they killed each other off? Why don’t they leave good movies alone? Oh well, if it’s true, then we’ll see, what we’ll see.
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Maria - I don’t know that it’s going to be a prequel. That’s just my guess since Maximus died at the end of Gladiator. I just read that RC signed on for the “sequel”.

^ link to the president’s comments

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1061835

Pitt makes a guest appearance in the movie directed by Micheal Winterbottom.
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HEY! Now this is a snazzy little tidbit! I guess that’s why Brad was at that Fort that day dressed in Indian Garb? Yay! Brad’s in AMH!

Oh, and PT, Glorie, Glooooorie AMEN! I WILL be worshipin’ at the Temple, if not regularly, it will certainly be earnestly and sincerely. Haskshsnn adilc,vmsss msksk houeuq!!!!! ;)!

Oh, sorry, I just had an attack of glossolalia. That’s, um, speaking in tongues for all you softcores out there. Now, let me go out to the swamp and collect some noses and chins, OH, *ahem*, cough, some snakes for us to handle next Wednesday night……

gitane Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Gitane: Well, I’m glad you cleared that up. I’m a SciFi freak…………didn’t want the best bits falling off when we’re going 100 miles an hour…………….naughty me!! What’s that saying — Hi Ho Silver!!!!

those particular parts are indestructible and lifetime guaranteed against malfunction.

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Gitane: Oh, good. I would hate to have to return it in 30 days! Ride ‘em girl!!

gitane: November 2nd, 2006 at 4:07 pm

Hey Gitane, I am enjoying you guys convos, you guys are cracking me up, keep up the mischief, I would love to join in but to much damn work to do, so I am in lurking mode today. I can’t wait to see the Election Results, should be very interesting :)

Maria Says

Gitane: Oh, good. I would hate to have to return it in 30 days! Ride ‘em girl!!

please don’t start me singing that pony song!

Maria:November 2nd, 2006 at 4:11 pm

Hiya Maria, I am good, how about yourself? You guys are hilarious today. I saw that movie “The Island” as well and it was stupid, yes the black guy name is Djimon Hounsou and to me is he hot, I simply adore him. I think that he is going to be in Blood Diamond with Leonardo DiCarpio and into 2007 in a movie called “The Trunk” and this is the Plot Outline: A talented pianist (Hounsou) looks to leave the ghetto behind, though his friends conspire to hold him back.

Estelle Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Dragonfly you are killing me…..

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Thanks, Estelle, but you know thought of being raptured by Brad is enough to just make a girl want to fall out and roll down the aisle in a fit of spiritual ecstacy. Bless me Angie, for I have sinned.

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Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Gosh, I always liked Jimmy Carter. So proud of Brad, I am.

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Yeah, I have alot of family near Plains, Ga. Jimmah is a genuinely nice guy, and to be honest he has been a much more effective former President than he was as actual President. Rosalyn, on the other hand is a bad-to-the-bone thru-and-thru *****. Trust me, I know. I’ve heard stories about her all my life that go back to when he was campaigning for Govenor of Georgia and my daddy was involved heavily in his campaign. One of my good friends was Amy Carter’s (who, BTW, fell out the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down) L&D nurse a few years ago in Americus, Georgia, and honey pleeeze, Rosalyn showed out in the hospital. She did the same thing when Jimmy’s mother was dying. She’s a piece of work, but Jimmy is a sweetheart.

After seeing that video of JA at the Airport, all I can say is how pathetic. JA is a whiny, self-centered C level actress and Huvane should be ashamed for putting the LA Police through that. JA did not warranted such attention and it is only proof that in America people can become famous and given importance for doing absolutely nothing.
I have renewed respect for Brad and Angie. They take the focus off themselves and force the media to highlight issues and people they would not have gotten the attention otherwise.
Haters can come to a Brad and Angie thread and spew their juvenile comments all day, but the facts speak for themselves. Brad and Angie are two caring people. They do not go to the media to cry and whine about every tabloid rumor. I have much respect for them and wish them safe travel. I am looking forward to seeing Babel and supporting them in their future projects.

so this is the new Jared site lay out, don’t really like, aycaramba….

Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Hey Dragonfly: Oh, I’ve heard some stories about Mrs. Carter. Poor Amy. I hope she’s happy in her married life. Has she any children? Love Jimmy, though — he’s a good soul.

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I know Amy has at least 2 children, and yes, she does seem to have a happy marriage, as she’s been married to the same man for quite a while, now. But bless her heart…..she’s still ugly as a mud fence. But at least she’s not mean like her Mama. Amy was very embarassed at the hospital over the way Rosalyn was acting, being so demanding and nasty to everyone, and Amy was even apologizing to the nurses about it, saying, “Ya’ll just have to overlook Mama, she doesn’t mean to be like that.” Amy has more of her daddy’s easy-going disposition.

Good for Jimmah, for all he’s done, and for praising on Brad, too. We are proud of our Georgia boy.

Good Night Real Deals!! Off at a decent hour tonight. Will try and get on tonight, if not, I’ll be talkin at yas tomorrow. Everyone get home safe and sweet dreams!!

Passing Through

the temple will be dedicated to all of the jolie-pitts. actually, it will be a series of temples. the central temple shall house statues of all the jolie pitts, the east temple shall house a statue and altar dedicated to angelina. the west temple shall house a statue and altar for brad. plans are being drawn up for temples for the children–it’s a little tricky because we want all the temples connected, but we must make sure we have room to grow as there may be 11 of them before the decade turns.

Dragonfly, thank for the info. on JC and his family.

PT and Gitane- we need to talk about the temple building projects. Bad enough that both of you have set up tents all over bamzville with nightly parties until dawn with all the Brad clones running all over town dress in nothing but saroonnn….supermarket, bakery, liquor store…etc…. now the temple?….Geez…we don’t want Bamzville to be Hosville now don’t we?

Hi everyone,
Isn’t it nice to see BP just going about his regular day…..ignoring the paps? He understand that they will follow him and to keep hiding his face behind a water bottle or a newspaper or a sweater is completely futile. It takes a very…very grounded person to do that….ignore the constant flash of the camera.

*AG on a podium, Chanelling Oprah*
Okay everyone, I know PT is being selfish about sharing the temple, so I’m gonna make you all a once in a life time offer. Only someone generous and caring, which is what I am, will offer to do this but hey….I believe in sharing the wealth or in this case, the MAN. Ladies, brace yourself….I am opening my temple doors. Yes! Everyone is allowed to come and worship….and you know what that means….

*Pointing*
To Gitane - You get GC
To Alex - You get GC
To Guli - You get GC
To Maniston - You get GC
To Dragonfly - You get GC
To Maria - You get GC
To OC - You get GC
To the real Lou - You get GC
To PT - you….you….*turns to camera*
And this is my good deed for the day. Aren’t I lovely? Aren’t I just amazing? The best…..a goodess even?

*whispers* Okay guys this is the part you jump to your feet, clapping hysterically with tears streaming down your face.

Oh….please, stop. I know it’s a lot but hey….I am AG (as Oprah of course) and I love to give of myself.

Was this posted? found it at bradforums
SUNDAY: Don’t call it a premiere. Call it a “special screening” of Paramount Vantage’s “Babel” at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood. Brad Pitt is expected. So is Cate Blanchett and a “special guest” … Angelina, maybe?

Los Angeles Times - Nov 1st

Estelle Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Alex, you are going to England? how wonderful, definitely a white christmas for you if not a very wet one…..
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Hi Estelle, yes I am, and am so excite, going on 12/20-30 and my brother and his wife will be coming over from Germany to spend Christmas in England as well. I hope it will be a white christmas and not a wet one, and I know it is going to be cold but I will love it :)

Whew! I got the error404 message and I thought the site was gone. Thank Goodness

Bad mannered AG forgot to say thanks to Jared…..Thanks Jared :)

a picture of someone taking a picture. how interesting. how the hell are there more than 200 posts about this?

African Girl

To Gitane - You get GC

*whispers* Okay guys this is the part you jump to your feet, clapping hysterically with tears streaming down your face.

my tears are tears of pain…

Oh yes, AG, you are da woman! We all get our very own GC to boink and then pay him forward! I’m going to hunt down the most deserving person I can find, and videotape the donation in front of EVERYONE I know, just so they can also ALL know how good and kind, and generous you truly are! You have changed my life!! AG for President!

HOT HOT HOT EVEN HOTTER NOW THAT HE IS WITH EQUALLY HOT ANGELINA

Jennifer Aniston is having an image overhaul. Her PR people wants her to show to the world that she is the happy girlfriend of Vince and not the lonely x wife of brad pitt. No more lonesome beach pics, from now on she will be seen as a busy and powerful hollywood player with the new Bev house, with another up and coming powerful hollywood partner Vince. Her arrival complete with all the paps and the security force reserved for a president or royalty is the work of her handlers. Just pure publicity stunt!

Gitane- LMAO…what happened in Bamzville, stayed in Bamzville, get it? got it? good.

AG- uhhhh…* straching head in confusion*….than….thanks AG, ( what? worshiper at GC’s temple?………since when do we have that at Bamzville?…huh?)

AG —- OK, now don’t give me a hard time, you were supposed to be the next Mayor of BAMZSville come on lady you know you were the perfect one after you it would be Alex, so give me a break OK…..

BAMZSers, I love you all and missed talking at JJ’s, but that lady at TMZ needs one more of my whip-lashing, BRB :lol:

Thank you lovely AG. I will enjoy playing with the GC clone until the BP one is ready for me. You generosity shall not go unrewarded.

I LOVE the plans for the BAMZS_ _ _ _ _ _ Temple. It will have to be large, and somewhat in the shape of Stonehenge I’m thinking.

PT because, and ONLY because I just adore your slapdowns, I am willing to overlook you not wanting to share your temple. Honestly, your slaps have had me in stitches the past 1/2 hour or so. It’s ALMOST worth reading the stupid posts just to guess how you’ll hit ‘em! At a certain point, I was almost ready to go over to the X thread, just to post “I don’t like her, she’s a well known fame ***** and phony” luckily, your replies had me laughing too hard to bother with it. Honestly, WHY is it people think we WANT to hear their negative opinions?

that PITTOLOGY site is a HOOT! and they have a picture of his FEET!! :lol: I confess, I joined…..

Lady Dragonfly, I have missed you. I really need to free up my schedule - I miss so many of you. LOVE your story about Roslyn Carter. Why is it that so frequently the NICEST people have a partner with steel balls [regardless of sex]

I’m off for now. Maybe I’ll get back later.

OH THANK YOU JJ and AUDREY! LOVE the pictures - and the subject of them as well.

Estelle:November 2nd, 2006 at 6:33 pm

Estelle, they are doing well, still hard for them, but they are doing good; and spending time with the family for Christmas will be good for them. Thanks for asking

Hello everyone, I don’t know if anyone has posted this because this is the first chance today, that I was able to peek in. Anyway, I saw the Vanity Fair issue & I thought I would take a quick look at the pictures inside the mag. But, because of what’s going down with how Vanity Fair obtained those photos & how Brad is upset, I will not put out my $4.50 to buy it. Anyway, I thought it was funny that Vanity Fair encased the mag inside this plastic bag thingy. So I couldn’t open it up and see the spread. Very sneaky, I thought. Very clever indeed. They know that Brad is a hot commodity & especially so much more so that he’s standing in the so called rain with his yummy bod in wet boxers, they probably figure the intrest is there and people will buy it no matter what.

Well, I see I have alot of catching up to do.

Thanks Jared for the pics and also the update about The Good Shepherd. I hope Mickey takes care of Angelina and the kids while Brad is promoting Babel.

Are those really Our Bradley’s feet on the Pittology site? I know I should have faith in my new religion, but I’m not kissing no feet till I have verification!!!

Hello? I want to know where Brad is..anyone know? Thanks!

Thanks for answering! I wish Angie was with him.

If Angie was going to be there, it seems strange Brad would not have waited to leave with his family. I am letting all these al-queda rumors worry me I know, but.. I want them all to hurry and get home soon.

I agree with you Trendy… NO WAY would this man leave the country without his family if that were true. I just find that so hard to believe!

I SEEN IT…AT LEAST AROUND HERE IS NOT IN A BAG!

# trendy Says:
November 2nd, 2006 at 9:10 pm

the al-QAEDA threatning brad and angelina story seems false cause if was true why would brad leave his family in india while he promotes Babel in Los Angeles. makes no sense.
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In the Al Qaeda storying floating around online, they say that British spy experts flew into Pune.

Now, I don’t know about you all, but doesn’t it seems odd that a British expert rather than an American one was sent to India to look into this case.

Seems to me like the source of this Al Qaeda story is a British magazine.

Estelle Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Dragonfly, thank for the info. on JC and his family.

PT and Gitane- we need to talk about the temple building projects. Bad enough that both of you have set up tents all over bamzville with nightly parties until dawn with all the Brad clones running all over town dress in nothing but saroonnn….supermarket, bakery, liquor store…etc…. now the temple?….Geez…we don’t want Bamzville to be Hosville now don’t we?

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Hey Estelle - don’t look at me. I’m perfectly content to keep the Temple of Brad at my house. That “move the temple to BAMZSville” crap was all Gitane’s idea! I see why she’s the EX assitant to the mayor. It seems like someone is fond of make unilateral decisions they’re not entitled to make…

guli Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 6:20 pm
AG -Ohhhh my god sign me up. I don’t know why PT is being so selfish, I am still waiting for my BP clone from Gitane, but PT I understand…
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As I tried to explain to Gitane - it’s not selfishness that’s my motivator…it’s laziness! Right now I can just walk out my back door and the Temple of Brad is a mere 50 feet away. Move that sucker to BAMZSville and I’ve got to commute! Have y’all seen the price of gas? It’s not as expensive as it was, but damn, $2 a gallon for a cheapskate who doesn’t like to drive is a hard thing to swallow!

whoa now Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 6:50 pm
a picture of someone taking a picture. how interesting. how the hell are there more than 200 posts about this?

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There aren’t you dufus! Try reading a few of them before showing your ignorance. Better yet…don’t read them…just go away and we’ll remain blissfully ignorant about your ignorance.

Kearnie Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 10:09 pm
# trendy Says:
November 2nd, 2006 at 9:10 pm

the al-QAEDA threatning brad and angelina story seems false cause if was true why would brad leave his family in india while he promotes Babel in Los Angeles. makes no sense.
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In the Al Qaeda storying floating around online, they say that British spy experts flew into Pune.

Now, I don’t know about you all, but doesn’t it seems odd that a British expert rather than an American one was sent to India to look into this case.

Seems to me like the source of this Al Qaeda story is a British magazine.

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It’s not that odd when you consider that India is a former British colony/protectorate. And it’s about who INDIA will allow into the country to perform the security detail, not who the US wants to send. The US can express it’s wishes, but India doesn’t have to follow them and while they are on Indian soil B/A are subject to the rules fo their country just as their citizens are. If they don’t like the way things are being handled by the Indians they are always free to seek refuge at the American embassy.

Kearnie,thanks for telling me it`s likely from a british magazine now I really don`t believe it unless it comes from brad and angelina themselves.

ntt- you been searching but found nothing I think it`s probably another false rumor cause you should have found something by now. plus I haven`t heard anybody mention it on the entertainment shows that`s weird especially when it suppose to be this weekend.

Trendy - i was searching Lexis-Nexis today and found that blurb about the screening on Sunday, its from the LA Tmes… they also had other premiers listed. So i guess that’s where the paps got the info from….i guess by Sunday we’ll know if he’s in the US or not

QQQQ- thanks for telling me it`s true and yeah we`ll find out by sunday if he really flew from India to LA for the screening.

NEW THREAD

We will know for sure by Monday if Brad made it back to LA. or could it be he is attending the premiere of Babel in London. Anything is possible. All I hope for is the family is sound & safe!

gitane Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Passing Through

the jolie-pitts are a family unit and should be worshipped as such. the temple
design is wonderful and innovative and will make it easy for worshippers to
pay homage to the family and to the individuals who make up the family.
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Oh. Well, hell…that temple’s no fun. I’m sticking with my Temple of Brad…it’s all about the “Still Life In Hotness”…all day…all night. Had I known that you were talking about something other than the sheer carnal delights of the wet and nekkid VF variety I wouldn’t have been so adamant about keeping the temple at my house! Yeah…y’all can have that “wholesome family” shite…My temple is much, much more interesting! Sorry for the confusion…y’all go right ahead with construction. I may visit your little temple on Wednesday evenings while the Brad Clones are resting up so they have enough energy for SERVICES the rest of the week.

new thread

me Says:

November 3rd, 2006 at 12:10 am
The reason why people who do not like BP/AJ lurk around on this site is because you guys are so amusing.
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Nice try, the real reason is you’re fat, can’t get laid & have no life.

Hey Just J.
What about actually showing the temple he was photographing….
Not all of us are just obsessed gossip/celebritiy freaks!