Bow Down Before the Temple of Pitt

God bless lainey and her consperacy theories. If X needs so much security, why is it that no papps took even one photo of her in London? Maybe Paul McCartney’s divorce is more important than she is, poor baby. Or is it possible that VV didn’t want to be seen with her?

Finally, Lainey’s conspiracy theories find their TRUE home. With X and her fame hoing publicity machine

Hey guys, we’re not the only ones into Brad! I was reading an interview with Mindy Kaling aka Kelly from NBC’s The Office.

TVGuide.com: I like how you fashioned Kelly and Ryan as this Romeo-and-Juliet-type relationship, with her parents being steadfastly against her dating him.
Kaling: It was Romeo and Juliet and healthy parts Pride & Prejudice, as well. Kelly’s family has, like, nine daughters, and if only they could marry them off it would be wonderful. But Kelly is the oldest and most idiotic of them all. The girls who played my little sisters were such funny little actresses, because when they were teasing Ryan about being Zach Braff, they added something nice to it that I didn’t write: that to be compared to Zach Braff is kind of a pejorative. Why wouldn’t Kelly be dating someone that looked like, I dunno, Brad Pitt? [Laughs]

Hey you haters after two years I am sick of you CHICKENS….. Why can’t you use your own name. Go to any blog I go to, you will see my screen name only people who are have very low self esteem would stoop to such cowardly act. Heck, I even posted my own email here over 10 times but not one of you haters had the guts to take me one and one, because we would be talking about facts and most importantly you wouldn’t get the publicity would you …. How pathetic, hey haters you have a new sand-box to play in, the X at LAX go drool over her, why are you here is it because she is complete HISTORY

There is zero proof that Aniston was in London-zero.
there is proof that she was in New york, and that she returned from “somewhere” to the LAX airport. Period!

I think the “trip” to London never happened, and that X and Huvane cooked it up with non-quotability, to counter the “poor Jen” wave in the tabloids.

If you read the Sun’s articles from England, there is not one thing that is reliable or proving anything, and it could have all been done with a few phone calls.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006500398,00.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006490364,00.html

gitane Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 1:20 pm
PT, we’re just going to have to move the temple from your house to BAMZSville. i’ll have the braddy clones keep things tidy.
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Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout? Move the Temple of Brad from my house? I don’t this so little lady. Don’t make me have to hurt my fellow Pittologists. Cuz…ya know…I WILL lay a beatdown on anyone who tries to move the temple!

Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout? Move the Temple of Brad from my house? I don’t this so little lady. Don’t make me have to hurt my fellow Pittologists. Cuz…ya know…I WILL lay a beatdown on anyone who tries to move the temple!

PT, you’re being unreasonably selfish. as High Priestess of BAMZSville, i believe it would be in every Jolie-Pitt worshippers, best interest to move any current houses of worship into BAMZSville where we can all enjoy them. you wouldn’t want us to have to charge extra taxes just to erect ANOTHER temple would you? besides, the braddy clones will take care of the clean-up and maintenance and for your generosity in moving the temple to BAMZSville, you’ll be given Supreme Patron status and given a special braddy clone all your own.

now, which one do you want? louis, tristan, john, or tyler?

Hurray! Hurray!! Jennifer Aniston is back home!!!! Gosh, I missed her so. It just makes me so warm inside. The doctors and nurses and trying to hunt me down. My doctor says that I’ll be able to return to normal life soon and that Brad rejecting me when I threw myself at him, was more than I could bare. It was not a pretty sight, I can tell you. He’s out there in the woods, minding his business taking pictures, and I jump him. He tried to pull me off, but I hung on tight, let me tell you!!! The Indian police came and that’s all I remember. Someone here, called, “HATER” — at least that’s what her tatoo says, told me that I was a Jennifer Aniston fan, but everytime I’m by myself and see pictures of her, I throw up. I just don’t understand. Do you think this “HATER” is not telling me the truth? Oh well, have to go now, the nurse is hunting me down for group therapy. I love group therapy — I like talking with Mel, Courtney and Joaquin — they are very nice people. Talk to you all soon — if I can get away again, that is.

Passing Thru 2 Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Since you’re being honest…you forgot to mention that BRAD DID NOT CALL IT “THE HUNGRY BUM”…CATE BLANCHETT DID! Ooops…sorry…I slipped into Realityville there for a second. Bad me
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Doesn’t matter who named it. Brad DID it–and thought it was cute and repeated the story. Classy Cate probably just tried not to embarrass him beyond what the silly adolescent routine deserved. Brad sounds sophmoric.

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Hey ******** - quit bitin’ on my name. You’re not “passing thru” cuz you’ve been here the whole freaking day! Actually you’re here all the freaking time under various aliases.

Cate Blanchett laughed and had fun with Brad’s JOKE just like he did. So get your head out of your “bum” and get over it. Men make butt and wedgie and **** jokes all the time. For some reason they think bodily functions are funny. Why should Brad Pitt be exempt from bathroom humor? “Classy” Cate laughed, so obviously she’s not exempt from it either. Now go blow your nose or something you snot-nosed brat.

Passing Through Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 10:44 am
PT: I hope Joaquin gets himself together, beacause he’s so talented — like River — and it would be a shame if Hollywood lost another talented actor in their prime.
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Hey Maria - speaking of Joaquin’s acting abilities…did you see that Russell Crowe has agreed to do a sequel to “Gladiator”? Uh…Maximus kinda died at the end…BUT…they’re doing a sequel anyway! Actually it’s probably going to have to be a prequel. Because really…how can they do a second movie with the Joaquin Phoenix’s Commodus? I thought he was as good in that movie as Russell Crowe. As a matter of fact he gave me chills down my spine. He was just so slimey and creepy!
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PT: Oh, girl, I agree with you. He was so good in Glad. Yup Creepy is the right word — trying to bed his sister. Oh those Romans!! HA! HA! Now, let me see if I understand here. Both M & C are dead and they are going to make a movie like before they killed each other off? Why don’t they leave good movies alone? Oh well, if it’s true, then we’ll see, what we’ll see.

Deena: Gypsy Sex! Why you wild woman you!!

deena Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Ooh,ooh, I know I’m a newbie and all and probably not worthy, but can I have the Pikey (mick?) from Snatch? I would LOVE to give him a bath before having crazy gypsy sex with him!

sorry, honey. there’s only one mikey the pikey clone and he’s the special property of the high priestess. there’s several rusty clones available, if you’re interested.

Who’s Black Pot? She new? Well, if she is, that’s a pretty strange name. I mean, come on, calling yourself Pot? I mean that’s what we called weed when I was growing up in Da Bronx. I mean, come on, a bit more originiality here!!

# guli Says:
November 2nd, 2006 at 3:37 pm

Hey ladies you will die laughing if you see the comments at TMZ. Ohhh such a wonderful life and to be a BAMZS fan now adays

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/02/cops-swarm-aniston-arrival-at-lax/4#comments

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This one is my fav:

10. I guess when you have no talent and a fake relationship that in made in the press you will need some kind of protection, especially ffrom the truth.

Posted at 2:09PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by mike

Yucky! It smells like ‘caca’ here!! Someone had a stick up their **** and just pulled it out. Where’s the air freshner?