Bow Down Before the Temple of Pitt

Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Gitane: Hey!! Rusty clones — what’s up with that? You said we would be getting nice fresh ones.

you’re so silly! rusty ryan clones, you goose! but, considering the use we’ve been getting out them lately, they might get a little rusty ;)

Wait Maria this is Gitane we are talking about our ex asst mayor, she would never give out stale brad clones, it has to be a mistake. OK, I guess I won’t kick hubby out yet until the B clone is delivered and I am satisfied (Maria don’t say a word) :lol:

Guli Mama! Nothing coming from my lips, but ‘Satisfaction’ is something I know I would get when doing the nasty with my clone. Gee, can clones lose weight? I’m going to have to gentle with the little darlin!

Gitane: Well, I’m glad you cleared that up. I’m a SciFi freak…………didn’t want the best bits falling off when we’re going 100 miles an hour…………….naughty me!! What’s that saying — Hi Ho Silver!!!!

Hiya Maria, Gitane, Maniston and the rest of you ladies, how are you guys doing today, I am so busy at work, trying to catch up

deena Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:54 pm
even a rusty mikey clone will do fine, I have a lot of WD40
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LMFAO

PT: Can’t go easy on X — she a lying piss **** and needs to be put in her place. She lied about our man to get the pity wagon going. Now people are finding out just what a slag she really is and she’s trying to do a Tom Cruise and get back the fans that they’ve turned away. I would have respected her if she had come out and said, “We tried our best, but it just wasn’t working. I’ll always love him and wish him all the best”. Now, that’s class. She doesn’t know what ‘class’ is. She’s a spoiled little brat, who’s made monies off a sick **** show and now finds herself in ‘X TV land’. You know the land where those who don’t have much acting abililties on their own — remember there was more than one person on that show — go and just fade away. Maybe all the zombies that come here can visit her on ‘X TV Land’ and fade away with her. What a wonderful world it would be!

gitane Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout? Move the Temple of Brad from my house? I don’t this so little lady. Don’t make me have to hurt my fellow Pittologists. Cuz…ya know…I WILL lay a beatdown on anyone who tries to move the temple!

PT, you’re being unreasonably selfish. as High Priestess of BAMZSville, i believe it would be in every Jolie-Pitt worshippers, best interest to move any current houses of worship into BAMZSville where we can all enjoy them. you wouldn’t want us to have to charge extra taxes just to erect ANOTHER temple would you? besides, the braddy clones will take care of the clean-up and maintenance and for your generosity in moving the temple to BAMZSville, you’ll be given Supreme Patron status and given a special braddy clone all your own.

now, which one do you want? louis, tristan, john, or tyler?
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Well, Ms. Assistant to the Mayor, I must say that as tempting as your offer is, I find that laziness has reared it’s ugly head. Having to leave my home to travel to the Temple of Pitt just doesn’t appeal to me. This is NOT about selfishness…just laziness…which I freely and willingly admit to. The ERECTION of another temple is not a bad idea. That way I’ll have my nice, clean temple all to myself and not have to fight off the mongrel hordes to do my hourly worshipping.

BTW, in case you didn’t know it, I have my own Brad clones. Please note that I said “BRAD CLONES”…not clones of his movie characters. I have multiple Brad clones because he’s got many facets to his personality and I wouldn’t stifle any of them.

So, while I may visit the temple in BAMZSville upon occasion to mingle with the little people who don’t have their own temple…I don’t wish to have mine relocated. Call me a selfish beeyotch if you want, but be sure you make that “a selfish beeyotch…who owns her own Temple of Pitt.”

Observer2 Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Passing Through has an impersonator, Passing Thru. You know what they say, imitation is the highest form of flattery.

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I don’t know Observer…it’s hard to be flattered when your impersonator is a raving idiot.

Hey Alex MA! How you doing? We’re having a grand old time here — we’re taking a piss out of the zombies. I’ve been back and forth from presentation and here — it’s just been so much fun. Last night I saw a movie called ‘The Island’. I mean it’s a dumb **** movie if there ever was one, but remeber the black guy from Gladiator? My goodness girl, he’s in that movie and I have to tell you, my knees buckle everytime he comes on the screen. He was also in a silly **** movie called ‘Four Feathers’ with another no talent actress Kate Hudson. PT says they’re going to be making a remake of ‘Gladiator’. Hope they bring back Mr. Darkness, ’cause girl, I could look and not get tired!!

The former US president also gave Hollywood actor Brad Pitt, currently stationed in Pune, a glowing character certificate. “He worked a day and a half, he is a dedicated worker.”
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There you have it from the President himself. So all you losers can shut up now.

very well, Passing Through. it has been duly noted that you choose to keep your own personal brad temple. with that settled, construction on the jolie-pitt temple will begin next week. BAMZSville citizens, please bring your offerings of gold, silver and larimar. the first project will be statues of the jolie-pitts and an altar for the sacrificing of chin fans.

and PT, don’t forget, Alexanderina is the assistant mayor now.