Bow Down Before the Temple of Pitt

gitane Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Gitane: Well, I’m glad you cleared that up. I’m a SciFi freak…………didn’t want the best bits falling off when we’re going 100 miles an hour…………….naughty me!! What’s that saying — Hi Ho Silver!!!!

those particular parts are indestructible and lifetime guaranteed against malfunction.

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Gitane: Oh, good. I would hate to have to return it in 30 days! Ride ‘em girl!!

gitane: November 2nd, 2006 at 4:07 pm

Hey Gitane, I am enjoying you guys convos, you guys are cracking me up, keep up the mischief, I would love to join in but to much damn work to do, so I am in lurking mode today. I can’t wait to see the Election Results, should be very interesting :)

Maria Says

Gitane: Oh, good. I would hate to have to return it in 30 days! Ride ‘em girl!!

please don’t start me singing that pony song!

Maria:November 2nd, 2006 at 4:11 pm

Hiya Maria, I am good, how about yourself? You guys are hilarious today. I saw that movie “The Island” as well and it was stupid, yes the black guy name is Djimon Hounsou and to me is he hot, I simply adore him. I think that he is going to be in Blood Diamond with Leonardo DiCarpio and into 2007 in a movie called “The Trunk” and this is the Plot Outline: A talented pianist (Hounsou) looks to leave the ghetto behind, though his friends conspire to hold him back.

Estelle Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Dragonfly you are killing me…..

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Thanks, Estelle, but you know thought of being raptured by Brad is enough to just make a girl want to fall out and roll down the aisle in a fit of spiritual ecstacy. Bless me Angie, for I have sinned.

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Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Gosh, I always liked Jimmy Carter. So proud of Brad, I am.

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Yeah, I have alot of family near Plains, Ga. Jimmah is a genuinely nice guy, and to be honest he has been a much more effective former President than he was as actual President. Rosalyn, on the other hand is a bad-to-the-bone thru-and-thru *****. Trust me, I know. I’ve heard stories about her all my life that go back to when he was campaigning for Govenor of Georgia and my daddy was involved heavily in his campaign. One of my good friends was Amy Carter’s (who, BTW, fell out the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down) L&D nurse a few years ago in Americus, Georgia, and honey pleeeze, Rosalyn showed out in the hospital. She did the same thing when Jimmy’s mother was dying. She’s a piece of work, but Jimmy is a sweetheart.

After seeing that video of JA at the Airport, all I can say is how pathetic. JA is a whiny, self-centered C level actress and Huvane should be ashamed for putting the LA Police through that. JA did not warranted such attention and it is only proof that in America people can become famous and given importance for doing absolutely nothing.
I have renewed respect for Brad and Angie. They take the focus off themselves and force the media to highlight issues and people they would not have gotten the attention otherwise.
Haters can come to a Brad and Angie thread and spew their juvenile comments all day, but the facts speak for themselves. Brad and Angie are two caring people. They do not go to the media to cry and whine about every tabloid rumor. I have much respect for them and wish them safe travel. I am looking forward to seeing Babel and supporting them in their future projects.

so this is the new Jared site lay out, don’t really like, aycaramba….

Maria Says:

November 2nd, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Hey Dragonfly: Oh, I’ve heard some stories about Mrs. Carter. Poor Amy. I hope she’s happy in her married life. Has she any children? Love Jimmy, though — he’s a good soul.

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I know Amy has at least 2 children, and yes, she does seem to have a happy marriage, as she’s been married to the same man for quite a while, now. But bless her heart…..she’s still ugly as a mud fence. But at least she’s not mean like her Mama. Amy was very embarassed at the hospital over the way Rosalyn was acting, being so demanding and nasty to everyone, and Amy was even apologizing to the nurses about it, saying, “Ya’ll just have to overlook Mama, she doesn’t mean to be like that.” Amy has more of her daddy’s easy-going disposition.

Good for Jimmah, for all he’s done, and for praising on Brad, too. We are proud of our Georgia boy.

Good Night Real Deals!! Off at a decent hour tonight. Will try and get on tonight, if not, I’ll be talkin at yas tomorrow. Everyone get home safe and sweet dreams!!

Passing Through

the temple will be dedicated to all of the jolie-pitts. actually, it will be a series of temples. the central temple shall house statues of all the jolie pitts, the east temple shall house a statue and altar dedicated to angelina. the west temple shall house a statue and altar for brad. plans are being drawn up for temples for the children–it’s a little tricky because we want all the temples connected, but we must make sure we have room to grow as there may be 11 of them before the decade turns.

Dragonfly, thank for the info. on JC and his family.

PT and Gitane- we need to talk about the temple building projects. Bad enough that both of you have set up tents all over bamzville with nightly parties until dawn with all the Brad clones running all over town dress in nothing but saroonnn….supermarket, bakery, liquor store…etc…. now the temple?….Geez…we don’t want Bamzville to be Hosville now don’t we?

Hi everyone,
Isn’t it nice to see BP just going about his regular day…..ignoring the paps? He understand that they will follow him and to keep hiding his face behind a water bottle or a newspaper or a sweater is completely futile. It takes a very…very grounded person to do that….ignore the constant flash of the camera.

*AG on a podium, Chanelling Oprah*
Okay everyone, I know PT is being selfish about sharing the temple, so I’m gonna make you all a once in a life time offer. Only someone generous and caring, which is what I am, will offer to do this but hey….I believe in sharing the wealth or in this case, the MAN. Ladies, brace yourself….I am opening my temple doors. Yes! Everyone is allowed to come and worship….and you know what that means….

*Pointing*
To Gitane - You get GC
To Alex - You get GC
To Guli - You get GC
To Maniston - You get GC
To Dragonfly - You get GC
To Maria - You get GC
To OC - You get GC
To the real Lou - You get GC
To PT - you….you….*turns to camera*
And this is my good deed for the day. Aren’t I lovely? Aren’t I just amazing? The best…..a goodess even?

*whispers* Okay guys this is the part you jump to your feet, clapping hysterically with tears streaming down your face.

Oh….please, stop. I know it’s a lot but hey….I am AG (as Oprah of course) and I love to give of myself.