Pitt Passes Through Pune

Good morning Maria, how are you? Please do let me know when your crystal ball is working… (lol)!

Jennifer Aniston: the humble entourage

A ten person police escort out of LAX? Click here and see for yourself via TMZ - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos.

Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in advance for protection. And I’m not the only one curious about the overkill. TMZ also asked the question – why not use the back exit?

Furthermore as Laura W pointed out in her email to me yesterday – if security is such a concern, why not take a private plane from any number of private and less publicly accessible airfields in and around the Los Angeles area?

Answer: Because if that were the case, no one would have seen her.

Don’t tell me someone like Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have the cash or the clout to make private travel arrangements. Hell, if Howie Mandel can score a private ride out of Heathrow within a few hours during the terrorist threat, Jennifer Aniston can CERTAINLY score a private ride out of London if she really wanted to, and something tells me that would take minutes.

But then again – Brad Pitt is up for an Oscar nomination, the beautiful Angelina and her beautiful children are making waves in India, Reese Witherspoon is the new Pity Poster Girl, and even Nicole Kidman just landed a People Magazine cover.

Do you smell jealousy? Or is Humble Jen really just trying to “live her life”?

Please.

Always a fraud, still a fraud.

ntt Says:

November 3rd, 2006 at 1:05 am
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Because, all X has now is her PR machine to make her appear that she is still interesting, How far will this woman go to try and keep her face in the public eye. This Fraud has no shame, and I cant wait for the world to finally call her on it.

wow Brad again and loving it… I wonder how can he managed to look so hot @ 40’s and then again I think of having a great kids and hot Angie in his life is all the answers to my question. :) I just cant stop loving BAMZS….

I wonder too why no pic’s in London? I mean, There were pic’s in France, And other High profile places, why not london, I think VV is finally getting tired of this Joke known as Chin Maniston, I think out of pitty he did allow her to come for a visit. but refused to go out on a public date with her. I don’t think we will be seeing this “”"”couple””” out in public together. If VV is smart, he will stop having pity on this has been, and find someone worthy.

Lainey Says:

November 3rd, 2006 at 10:19 am

But then again – Brad Pitt is up for an Oscar nomination, the beautiful Angelina and her beautiful children are making waves in India, Reese Witherspoon is the new Pity Poster Girl, and even Nicole Kidman just landed a People Magazine cover.

Do you smell jealousy? Or is Humble Jen really just trying to “live her life”?

Please.

Always a fraud, still a fraud.
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Oh, I love Lainey.!

Good Morning all,
How is everyone this fine morning? Good I hope? So, I just finished with the last two threads and my Goodness, there sure was a lot of “caca” flying around. The “cacaest’ post was by someone who called herself “unbiased”. It is my humble opinion that the main purpose of her post was to elicit giggles which I must say, she accomplised in spades….carrying on about people sucking up to Jared….lmao on that one. Anyway, I thought it might do for our morning laughs. You know….that’s not a bad idea, we have a read through the post of the “not a fan” and see which one generated the most laughs. I know we already have the Stupid award but I say you can never have too many awards. Besides, it gives them another chance….if they don’t win stupid, they have a chance with the stupidly funny. The poor dears slave away, looking for things to say, the least we can do is give them this award. I know the town council has to vote on it but don’t worry I am good friends with the mayor, the prosecutor, the High Priestess, the Town crier and the Historian…..hey, not bad, no? For a town vagrant, I sure have a lot of friends in high place. So have no fear, this is in the bag ;)

Now speaking of stupidly funny….or just plain stupid…..

MARLA Z
Here’s an advice…..Don’t let you children out of your home…..you know, coz it is dangerous with all the drunk drivers out there, the stray bullets, germs and contagious diseases…..Marla, it is a dangerous world out there and you must….I repeat must keep the children safe. Of course, keeping them at home can also be dangerous…what, with almost 70% of accidents involving kids, happen in the home. Goodness, where does that leave us, Marla, WHERE?!!!

Anne/Regina
Your question….What kind of man leaves his family when there’s a threat against them? Oh….I don’t know…. maybe a man who KNOWS there is NO threat? Did it ever occur to you that there might not be any truth to the Al Queda Story? Jesus, be a little discerning will ya. And you keep saying he is doing what he does best….running. Pray tell, when he has he ever done that? And for the love of all that is sane, please don’t mention Aniston, they Got a DIVORCE!! You know what what divorce is right…..everyone’s right to leave a dead marriage. So again, please cite instances when he’s ever done that. Also keep in mind…this man is known for his long term relationships.

lookwhaticando Says:
I think VV is finally getting tired of this Joke known as Chin Maniston, I think out of pitty he did allow her to come for a visit. but refused to go out on a public date with her.
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See I don’t think VV is done with this charade. I think he’s using her just as much as Chin is using him. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a few more photo ops in the next month or two. Remember with awards season, the Reese & Ryan break up, Keith & Nicole dealing with his rehab stint, and Madonna adopting David - just how else is J. Maniston supposed to keep her big ass Chin in the news.

AG: Hi MA! How ya been? I can’t get over all the ‘caca’ over X landing at LAX. I wonder how much they paid all those people to be there. I mean, it’s what they did in many countries when a King/Queen/Emperor, etc., would return home and they were not well liked, so people were paid to line the streets and cheer. I hope they didn’t pay these bozoos too much.

Alex: Girl, how’s work? You doing a bit better today? Oh wait, three hours difference, it’s only 7:57 AM your time. Hope you’re not too stressed today.

“I love the fact that Brad and Angie don’t have to put a lot of make up or dress up beautifully. They still look sexy and cool.” They both born to be together” LOVE THEM

guli Says:

November 3rd, 2006 at 10:37 am
Happ Friday fellow BAMZSers. Here is a splash video of Angie shopping with Maddox in Pune… of course with Mickey.
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What no secret service? No secret British agents? Guess we can put that Al-Queda nonsense to rest. Thanks for the video.

Good morning to all.

Regarding the negative tablid press, intelligent people can see that all of it is made up. There is basically nothing to report about Brad & Angelina do the paps take pictures of them basically walking down the street or helping out an organnization on their own time and it’s turned into a negative spin especailly by snarky tabloid bloggers (unlike Jared). THERE IS NO NEWS. Angelina is filming and Brad is there (or was) as a producer on location for his film as well as to be with his family. All the dummies who claim Angelina & Brad are dragging the children all over the world….um she’s filming a movie in India. the important thing is that the children are together with the both of them almost all the time. THAT is the stability, not the geography. Seeing the same faces day in & day out is what’s important. Brad said something to the effect that they stick to a routine no matter where in the world they were. Bedtime is 8:00 pm whether it’s in LA, NY, Paris, or Pune.

The Al Queda story is fabricated but Angelina has been caught in certain “situations”
as a UNHCR Goddwill Ambassador. Those of you who have read “Notes From My Travel” will know this.

There are many who are far more famous that Brad or Angelina and more powerful than they are. the tabs just take seconds from their lives and try to sell papers and increase their blog hits because they are still riding the “triangle” even though Reece & Ryans is THE marital breakup story. In reports about them, they still manged to throw in the Pitt/X breakup.

Here’s an article about the who Vanity Fair issue. Read what one of the editors said:

Memo Pad: Pitt-y The Fool…

PITT-Y THE FOOL: The tension between Brad Pitt and Vanity Fair after the monthly used photos of him taken by Robert Wilson on its December cover boils down to the A-list star’s frustration at not being able to completely control his image, according to editors at celebrity-focused titles who opined about the situation on Thursday.

Vanity Fair, according to the editors, is still viewed as a magazine celebrities like to work with since they — or their publicists — often can control how much or how little they reveal in interviews and photo shoots. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, for example, chose Vanity Fair to reveal pictures of their daughter, Suri, without the interviewer broaching questions on Scientology or their upcoming marriage in the October issue. But the photo of a wet Pitt wearing only boxers and white socks goes counter to the image he is working hard to promote, as the actor did in a lengthy interview and photo shoot for Esquire’s October issue. “He’s trying to work hard on building his image as a humanitarian and adoptive father, and then this photo of him in his underwear ends up on the cover of Vanity Fair,” said a source.

Most editors say that Pitt really has no reason to moan. News outlets both on and offline regularly run photos of celebrities without their endorsement, in some cases looking much worse than Pitt did on Vanity Fair. “Vanity Fair doesn’t do anything that upsets a publicist — ever,” said a source. “He’s just taken aback that [the magazine] would do something against his endorsement.”

While Pitt’s rep questioned Vanity Fair’s “integrity and motives” of using the unauthorized photo in a statement, Vanity Fair is still a necessity for most celebrities to push their projects, and one that editors say Pitt will most likely not abandon for long. “There are very few outlets left for someone like Brad Pitt to dictate terms, so it’s too important for him to lose. Where else can he go and get that kind of coverage?” said one editor. — Stephanie D. Smith

http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/110406?page=0

Is it fickle of me to Loooooove Lainey one day and be like “whatever Lainey, whatever” the next? Oy….this love thing is taking a toll on me I tell ya.

Speaking of Love…..why aren’t more people placing orders for my GC clone? What’s up with that? Why… If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you ladies don’t find him attractive…..thank God, I know better. I mean seriously people We’re…..I am talking about George I am too cool for words, to handsome for comprehension Clooney here. So what gives? Are you hesitant because he’s my man? Awww……that is so sweet, gosh, what wonderful friends you are but don’t worry about me….I am giving the permission. So let’s start placing orders people….come on!