The Pitt’s Back in Pune

Lainey’s Brad/Angie Erotica. I thought was pretty sexy!

Brad gazed longingly at Angelina. She was immersed in the massive tub, covered in bubbles, exposing only her thin but toned arms and a tantalising leg. Her face was flushed and moist with a few strands of hair framing her cheeks. Those famous lips were parted invitingly and her expression challenged and excited him at the same time. Although he was tempted to take her roughly - like that time in Africa - he also wanted to savour every moment, devour every inch of her, and make up for the days they were apart. After all, there would be other opportunities for the jungle stuff. Brad marveled at his newfound exuberance towards sex. At the ripe old age of 41, he never dreamed he’d be this charged after seven years of apathetic intercourse. Indeed. Seven years with a vain, self obsessed gym freak who could not go 30 seconds without checking for cellulite had left him nearly numb to the treasure chest of naughty pleasures offered by the female body. With Angie everything changed. Suddenly he was 25 again! Their wild, uninhibited moments left him exhilarated and even a little afraid…afraid of the raw-ness of their connection, the purity of their lovemaking, the honesty between them. Thank Goddess for Nicole Kidman, he thought to himself. He often wondered what route his life would have taken if she didn’t back out of Mr & Mrs Smith. A low moan brought Brad out of his reverie and he watched as Angelina massaged her shoulder, never once taking her eyes off his. It was time to get wet. He slowly sank in to the warm water, admiring the way she didn’t give an inch, keeping her legs straddled on either side of the basin and forcing him to lower himself in between. He took the same position opposite her and looked straight in to her eyes. She was giggling now and he smiled back as he ran a practiced hand along the inside of her right thigh, taking satisfaction at the gasp that escaped her lips. It was going to be a long night. To be continued…

Good Morning All,
Wellllll…..what do we have here? Mr. Pitt, one half of the most sought after couple, makes it back to pune with no picture of his departure and a no choas arrival. Hmmmm, makes you wonder, no? Maybe, just maybe he is not the big star we think he is…..I mean think about it, where are the police escort, the frenzied paparazzis? By Gosh, we’ve all been taken in….taken in I tell ya. Oh….whatever shall we do now?

I am glad he arrived safely…going back to the loving arms of his family, it’s no wonder he didn’t waste anytime getting back. Good for him.

Jared…leaving your site is unthinkable, so don’t worry, come what may, we will still be here. Thanks for the hard work.

He must be missing Angie and his kids so much, especially his clone, baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Angie was right, you can count on him !

Oh my word….did Lainey really write that?

Brangelunatik Says:

November 9th, 2006 at 8:36 am
The pics look a lil too much like the one from when he was arriving at LAX or he flies same clothing? an dthe ugly dude next to him also… same clothes

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Up early and living down to your name, huh? Is it a crime to wear the same clothes all the time? Is there a special jail for that? And if there is can I be Brad’s cell mate? I’ve got on the same clothes today that I wore one day last week. Are the Fashion Police coming for me? I need to know cuz I told a friend I’d go to lunch with them.

Sheesh…what’s this hang up people have with Brad & Angie wearing the same clothes all the time? When you look like they do…and in tne same clothes all the time…who gives a crap? Can you imagine what they’d look like if they put the time and effort into their appearance that the Queen of Shallow - and this time I mean Paris Hilton, not X - does? Please…everyone on the planet would need to wear sunglasses 24/7/365 or go blind from their magnificense! I think they’re doing the world a favor by dressing down. God knows my little eyes couldn’t take that much gorgessity from these two on a daily basis!

BTW - for the record…Brad was wearing a white shirt when they left, not a brown one; and the bodyguard had on a different t-shirt…but it was white so that’s probably the same thing to you.
http://www.justjared.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=11&evt=brad_pitt_pune_airport&pic=brad-pitt-pune-airport-06.jpg

Brangelunatik Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 8:36 am

At least he’s not wearing the same ol’ same ol’ hair and a stupid hat

African Girl Says:

November 9th, 2006 at 9:29 am
Lol….oops, forgot to change my name. I was just over at the Aniston thread….I know, I know *bows head in shame” ….you see, I couldn’t help it….I was taken aback when I read the posts lauding JA wearing a T-shirt for charity, while at the same time rubbishing AJ’s humanitarian efforts. They say “Oh She’s doing it for a worthy cause or maybe this is the charity that struck a chord in her”……this was quite funny and amazing to me because they failed to see that the same applies for AJ. Actually, the most Hilarious post said something to the effect of “I am glad it’s not Angie wearing the t-shirt because she will be all over the place, crossing the street, taking a poop, going to the store…” Or something like that. I made me laugh coz I was thinking if the purpose of the t-shirt is calling attention to the cause….then AJ is doing the right thing. Anyway, my foray into the dark side punctuates what we’ve always known….The Fanistons are unreasonable lots and it’s no use arguing with them. From now on….I am going to ignore them and I hope others will. Honestly, they are not worth the time we spend going back and forth with them. What it does is ruin the thread.

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Girl I know it’s hard to keep those promises to ourselvles that we will never respond to their posts, but, yeah, it’s so hard not to when you know good and damn well what they are saying is just a bald-faced lie.

I said it on the other thread, and I’ll say it again now, the only way JA could impress me with her so-called charity work would be if she actually left her lux surroundings and went to the hospital and spent some time there interacting with children, becoming emotionally involved. And I mean sick children, children who are hard to look at because of the diseases that are ravaging their bodies. That would wake her shallow self up and save her a bundle in therapist bills. Nothing puts your life into perspective and shows you how “sick of yourself” you really are until you reach out to someone who has nothing and is fighting for their life.

But no, she doesn’t do that. She takes the typical celeb approach and doesn’t actually get her manicured hands dirty. She’s a copy cat and a poser, and it’s clear her heart isn’t really in it.

:) Says:

November 9th, 2006 at 9:59 am

At least he’s not wearing the same ol’ same ol’ hair and a stupid hat

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LMAO. I think its better than covering 2 /3 rd of face with the same ol’ same ol’ hair for the last 15 years.

Passing Through Says:

November 9th, 2006 at 9:51 am
Brangelunatik Says:

November 9th, 2006 at 8:36 am
The pics look a lil too much like the one from when he was arriving at LAX or he flies same clothing? an dthe ugly dude next to him also… same clothes

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BTW - for the record…Brad was wearing a white shirt when they left, not a brown one; and the bodyguard had on a different t-shirt…but it was white so that’s probably the same thing to you.
http://www.justjared.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=11&evt=brad_pitt_pune_airport&pic=brad-pitt-pune-airport-06.jpg

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Good one, PT! hahaha!

What was that I was just saying about people telling bald-faced lies about Brad and Angie? lol!

And I agree with you about their dressing down. In Angie’s case, it’s almost like she is apologizing for being so beautiful by wearing drab colors in her everyday life. I think she does it on her official UN business trips so that people will take her more seriously. She’s probably had people not listen to her words because they are too busy being mermerized by her beauty.

thanks jared! why is it every time i take a night off, you come up with a new thread? it’s a conspiracy, i tell ya! a conspiracy!

glad that braddy’s back with his peeps and that he let us get a good look at his marriage medal. love him! love him!

kat Says:

November 9th, 2006 at 1:00 am
go to the unhcr website and click on video: what a difference a year makes. it’s such a touching inspiring video. i’m glad angelina supports such a great organization. http://www.unhcr.org/home.html

That is rally grat.
Angelina is such a wonderful person. She set an example.

TGS doesn’t come out until December 22nd so it makes sense for Angie to be on the cover of the January Vogue. The January issue should be on news stands by the 2nd week of December.