Brad & Angelina’s Boat Ride in Mumbai

Gitane
Er…..Huh….GC and I were….the invitation…I….GC…you know what, we were probably invited but we’ve been soooo
busy, checking our mails is like….so the last thing on our minds. Who knew being SMA and Mrs. SMA would be so much work….like we’re totally like swamped you know. As SMA GC has to do…like tours around the country and stuff. We’ve been visiting the ugly people….reassuring them that even though there won’t be a most beautiful or Handsome or sexy award in their future….life is still worth living. Oh Gitane, one particular town that we visited was just tragic….the people were the ugliest, I’ve ever seen. I mean you know how people say someone got hit with the ugly stick, well these people were the ugly stick.I found it really difficult to tell them life is still worth living…..that’s how ugly they are. At first, I felt so sorry for them…until I discoverd they spent their time throwing insults at beautiful people. Why, I’m sure you’ve heard of them….some people call them Fanistons, others call them heifers. Anyway, being the kindhearted soul I am, I asked doctor why they were so ugly and he said “Hate will do that to ya..” Sad isn’t it?

So there you have it…. the reason we were unable to make the wedding….Our tour of Duty as SMA and First Lady comes first. I hope you were not thinking we got snubbed, ignored, cast aside like day old garbage, overlooked, bounced….like Ms. O.

Male Fan Says:
November 18th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Jenni Says:
November 18th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
btich, you need to PRAY i don’t find out where you live, cause if i do i’ll slit your fcuking throat and watch you bleed to death. But i’ll rape you first, you worthless sult.

ARE YOU PEOPLE CRAZY!! DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?? HOW SICK CAN YOU BE?? YOU ARE MOSTLY WOMEN ON THIS THREAD AND YOU JUST LET THIS JERK SPOUT OFF LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE’S A FAN OF BRANGELINA??? CHRIST ARE YOU CONDONING THIS BEHAVIOR??

I’m so glad that all the hoopla is blowing over now — all the stuff about his ex and all. This is a lovely family. I think they were a little stiff with each other at first, but now they look really, really happy. Look at their relaxed expressions. You can really see how Brad is just proud to be a father. They have a life that anyone would envy. It must be so exciting to travel to so many exotic locations with your entire family and stay in beautiful hotels and meet so many different people. These children are so blessed to have parents like Brad and Angelina.

They are starting to look lie The Wild Thornbarries.

Male Fan
And your response to Jenni is different how? That was completly uncalled for…of course, I won’t be surprised if it is Jenni herself responding. It won’t work stupid….this is not Femal First. Now park you bags and go back to the gutter with the other pigs.

We know that you sick women are playing a game. One comes on as a stupid male fan and the others react. You are the pathetic ones. Go play your game over at Female First. We are trying our best to ignore you. It must kill you to see how happy this family is. Jen Hens need to go and cluck at Female First and worship their idol.

Sassy, Male fan is also the poster Jeni.

Sassy, are you going to spend the whole day here blaming people? The regular fans know themselves and the ‘haters’ try to wreck the thread, who’ve seen everything in the book, we are fazed.

Please Ignore Jenni

Maniston

thank you! prayers sent up…fingers crossed!

the camp looks great. thanks for the link. your friend Teresa sounds funny. i’ve never been close to an elephant, but i have a friend who used to ride them for Ringling Bros. she is so tiny and to see pictures of her on the back of one those huge animals is very sobering. she says they were all gentle and they treated them like pets, but still, elephants don’t look like anything to play with.

Re: SASSY Says:
November 18th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
“Let me guess…..Your real name is Britney Spears??”

This may be alot to ask of you but if you read my post thoroughly with intelligent thought and all brain cells firing properly, my post stated in many third world countries there are no selt belts, car seats or floatation devices available, unlike Britney Spears situation where she had access to and money to purchase seat belts and carseats but deliberately chose not to, moreover she drove a vehicle with her baby on her lap, not only obviously dangerous but against US law…BS situation and BP/AJ’s circumstance is not even comparable, a misplaced analogy on your part but to give you the benefit of the doubt I’m going to make a wild guess that you were making a veiled attempt at being clever in your attack of my post… you must be desperate to attack my innocuous post, rarely does anyone comment on my postings. Don’t waste your provoking on me, it seems you have many others on your tail who are better experienced at retaliation and retorts…since that’s what you seek…hell hath no fury like a BAMZS fan made mad with overzealous unsubstantiated information and you are certainly good at that. Your comment on the landmines in Africa versus Cambodia is negligent and too doltish to even address…that’s d-o-l-t-i-s-h, it’s under “d” in the dictionary. BAMZS posters as always take credibility seriously and will make you responsible for your loose comments…you’re way out of your league amongst those here, you can’t even get your facts correct and yet try to start a debate with false information, misplaced analogies…that’s sad, pathetic really but on the bright side, BAMZS fans are forgiving especially to those less endowed at the cerebral cellular level. Have a great day Sassy.

ok someone needs to alert jj that jenni /male fan is getting out of control.