TomKat’s Wedding Goes Cruise Control

Congratulations TOM & KATE!!

It’s time for people to leave them alone, and let them enjoy each other. They both look so happy and no matter what the evil ones say Suri looks like both of them. Good luck and happy future. They earned it!

Beautifull dress.

Gorgeous. A stunning couple!
May their life together be a blast!!!!

And just for once, if it would be nice if people could leave them alone. Let them live their lives the way they want to!

Wow its amazing that they are as tall as each other now….. I am sure she is bending her knees!!!!!!!!!

Nice lifts T!

I also like the cheesy background.

Who said gays can’t married??

This pic looks more awkward than a high school prom photo. Weird!!!

On their wedding night… “Tom the gay midget” had a male escort hidden in his closet, he banged him while Katie slept with Suri.

Cave? It is in an old Cassel in Italy. Maybe not the US way,
but the beautiful way!

k why is she wearing white? didn’t he bang her already and they have a child as well also that is a cave for christ sakes can’t they get somewher else for the pic and god that dress is ugly coming from GEORGIO AMARNI

how many times can the same corny jokes be made about these two? whoa he’s short, that is so hilarious. man he is a scientologist, damn just so funny. wait we thought he was gay, so funny it hurts. get over it.

BEAUTIFUL picture, and background. i love her dress. i’d love to see pics from inside the castle, because i’m sure the candles and such were breathtaking.

But you can’t actually see her feet; she’s standing in a hole.

November 18th is also the sixth wedding anniversary of Catherine Zeta-Jones and what’s his name.. MIchael Douglas!

please, he’s been grey for awhile. i believe that is just his new look.

so i guess the divorce countdown can officially begin. all of you rooting for them were propbably rooting for britney and k-fed.

Their eyes look dead.
Jenna Elfman is NOT a-list.

Since when does Will Smit have grey hair? Is it for a movie role?

man, that brooke shields photo looks horrindous! and what are those blots on her chest? anyways, lovely photo. kate looks more down home that what i would have expected her to look. i wish them both the best.

Leave em alone this is supposed to be a happy time in their lives!Wtf is wrong with you ? You are already mentioning splitsville like you want it to happen!It’s not right that you people have so much animosity towards this couple, it ain’t their fault you are so obsessed with them!The only reason you see so much of them is because the media knows what people want to see and what will boost rating or magazine sales!You come here pretending you don’t care when you do care and then you pretend to be annoyed by it!You go to such extremes to talk crap!

Are we sure this is a legit picture? It looks like the type of picture, dress, hairstyle etc. I would expect to see from one of my friends or relatives. Nice but certainly not I have more money than I know what to do with, Armani designed my dress, the photogropher is one of the world’s best, I flew in my hairdresser and make-up expert from who know’s where nice…

Brooke shields is getting to the age where she shouldn’t wear such heavy makeup. She is a little more lined than a lot of folks at her age, and is thin in the face, so the dark blusher makes her look a little hard and accentuates her angularity. She’s a beautiful woman. She needs to step back and find out the most flattering look for her at this point in life.

Aracely Says:

November 19th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Leave em alone this is supposed to be a happy time in their lives!Wtf is wrong with you ?

—-Well it’s wonderful that you want to be so nice to them. As to you saying it’s supposed to be the happiest time of their lives and therefore we should only say nice things, well. I want to reassure you that, frankly, they will not be reading this and people can say the most outrageous things, and their lives will go on their merry way regardless.

Cruise’s Gerbils-Haaa Haaaa you said it.

Brooke usually does look very pretty but she look manly to me.

I don’t like JLo but she looks very elegant and I love her dress. Marc ALWAYS looks sharply dressed, plus he’s slim, not sweaty and porky like the groom.

Will is a nice looking man but he’s a beard too.

Suri is fugly thank god there isn’t another pix of that thing here.

aaaaaaaw….she wore flats for him, and is stooping so she only appears an inch taller. How sweet.

It’s hard to genuinely congratulate a farce. I mean really, when people make a spectacle of themselves and buy attention from Onthepayroll Magazine then they are asking for whatever reaction they get.

I lost respect for both of them almost 2 yrs ago, and apparently now Brooke Shields. Be classy, accept his apology–but show up to his wedding?! Yuck.

Don’t forget, time of duration of this marriage = 9 years and 11 months.

$$$$$$$$$

$6 million for a wedding to pretend Tom Cruise is not Gay.

Think of all the homes this could of rebuild in New Orleans.

What a shame. What an awful shame.

Sorry, here is the post and it is from Dlisted, I thought it was great and says what I feel, why spend 6 million dollars in a world full of poverty? Brangelina would NEVER do this:

Hazel Eyes Nov 19th, 2006 at 4:27 PM

For 50 cents, you can buy school supplies for a kid in Guatemala.

100,000 can buy hospital equiqment for a town without a clinic.

A company gave Katrina victims $200,000 to help rebuild their lives.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spend 6 million to cover up the fact that he is gay.

What a shame.

Think of how many homes that could build in New Orleans!

The wedding photo is ok.
Why does Tom wear bangs now? Is he going bald?

I’m just going to pop some Redenbacher’s and wait for the divorce. Between the McCartney fiasco, Brit and Federfuck, it’s fun. Add this two into the mix and it’s a party. I think either she will kill herself or him within the first year of marriage. Hell, i don’t even know the dude and i’d kill him just for ***** and giggles!!

Oh and Tom Cruise is GAY!! Common knowledge in the gay community for almost 20 years!!

“A Wedding Story aka Sham”

Italy, November 18, 2006

a GAY married his beard, his ugly adopted older kids and their chinese fug baby was there, along with few ALIENS and “C” list posers, others GAYS with their beards, a skelton with a big hat and a PIG’s nose and last but surely not least - a corpse accompanying JLO… this pretty much sums it up.

Jealousy–You are WRONG

about everything.

Those two adopted kids, first big time sham wedding with Nicole marrying a druggie drinker and now this one from Planet XYZ, what excitment for them, especially when these two “couples” divorce!!

unfortunetly this will end like most hollywood marriage. I got $100 on katie holmes. I say she files for a divorce in two years…any bets?

All those years of her mother telling her… “Katie, STAND UP STRAIGHT! Don’t slough. No man wants to marry a lady that is all hunched over”. Gone to waste, when she married “Tom the gay midget”.

Her head is big

I wonder how high the heels are on the gay midget Tom. He is such a fake and so is this marriage. She is a dope, and he needs to do damage control so he has this big bulls*t wedding.

“I got $100 on katie holmes. I say she files for a divorce in two years…any bets? ”

I’m pretty sure GMD puts it in the contract that HE does the dumping.

It like she is kneeling abit.

I think it’s really uncool that JLO is wearing a gown that could be easily mistaken for some form of a wedding gown.
It has a long train, it’s a beigey color (which some people wear for their wedding) and it’s all flowy and stuff.
I thought people weren’t supposed to take attention away from the bride on her wedding day; anyone else think JLO is an attention grabbing *****?

Let’s not forget the fact that Katie Holmes’s dad has already written divorce settlement papers for his daughter. I heard that in 11 years, she can be freed from that controlling man. She’s still young and seems to enjoy what money can possibly buy, so I would say the marriage would last at least 4 years. Heck, Brit’s marriage lasted 2 years, so I’m sure it’ll be more than 2 years. But I don’t think this marriage will last forever. BTW- honestly, I don’t think Katie Holmes’s dress is pretty. It doesn’t look classy, it just looks a bit outdated. Also she could’ve done much, much better job with her hair. She could’ve even worn a crown or flower or something to make her shine. Her makeup looks a bit muted too…

well people put down tom, but how many 43 yr old men in america look this good! most of them are bald dress like****& are so out of shape! lets examine ourselves before taking cheap shots on this couple!

Kats hair is a mess, loved the gown though…

those mini bangs on her are weird. her hairline looks so strange in all the italy photos. it actually looks like the hair is breaking off? why emphasise it with that hairstyle, especially on your wedding day

weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poor katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my last post here. It is so sad when a good women is taken down by an alien! Katie run for the hillls or whatever. Soorryy, bobo!

My god, her posture is horrible. STAND UP STRAIGHT! That picture would have been much better if she wasn’t all slouching and sticking her neck out. Makes you kind of wonder what the other pics looked like, if this was the one that was chosen.

WOW! Will Smith’s hair is getting jiggy with the gray!! I can’t believe he’s that old already, but if you live in the fast land, you’re bound to age fast! I would have thought he’d have dyed it before arriving & once again after in the hotel.

Oh well, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is . . . aging!

her hair is messy. i though ken paves would do a better job.

Cruise’s Gerbils Says:

November 19th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY.
She’s standing in a ditch, presumably.
He’s thinking of hot sex with men.
They invited a bunch of D-list “friends” to witness the charade.
What a joke.

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d-list friends
when the hell did will smith, jlo, and david beckham become d-list u dumbass
u guys should all just get over it so what if he crazy and maybe gay…he has lots of money and can do what ever he wants even buying katie. u guys are all evny of him because hes a million air and can do what the hell he want.

Congrulations for Tom and Cat that they finally married. I am happy for them. Also hopefully, they keep their marriage in spite of others who mostly divorce but do not think for the future. Think of a moment! This wedding is so gorgeous and unique :-)

Oh my god, what the hell is up with Will Smith?

He looks like 50!

On another note, has Tom only invited his “S” club members?

Did Tom wear her heels. Her back must have killed her trying to do the cheek to cheek thing.

Oh, what a nice fake wedding these two put together. Let me get to the bathroom and throw up!

Even though there is a lot of publicity surrounding this wedding, I am happy for them. Now everyone needs to move on.

Father Nicola Fiorentini is a Catholic priest from the town where TomKat got married and he said:

“It wasn’t a wedding at all. It was just for publicity. “I can’t believe such an event was allowed to take place at all.”

You think? Anyway, Father Nicola is speaking out because the TomKat wedding was only for show. Tom Cruise and Katie Homes were married legally in Los Angeles, because Italy does not recognize Scientology weddings. The small village of Bracciano was upset by the wedding.

The two are apparently going to hold an official Catholic ceremony in Los Angeles very soon.

Of course it was a stunt! They even had a damn press release announcing the date and place they were getting married. They obviously didn’t want privacy. They also invited loads of celebrities. I mean Posh posed at the wedding like it was a damn premiere.

That being said, Tom is a midget.

20 November 2006
EXCLUSIVE: HONEY LOON
The weird wedding of Mr and Mrs Cruise
Graham Brough In Rome

TOM Cruise yesterday took his best man on honeymoon with him and new wife Katie Holmes after their lavish but bizarre wedding in Italy.

The 44-year-old star was allegedly spotted hopping on a private jet to the Maldives with senior Scientologist David Miscavige, 46, as other boozed-up guests headed for the US.

Cruise and Katie, 27, were already at Rome’s Ciampino airport with the cult boss at 6am after leaving the £5.3million lakeside ceremony in a medieval castle at Bracciano - laid on by owner Princess Maria Pace Odescalchi. The last of the guests left at 3am.

The couple, who had already tied the knot in an official ceremony at Los Angeles, were wearing overcoats in a military zone.

One official at VIP flight handlers Universal, who provided the jets, said: “There must have been 50 of his friends and family here early this morning, a lot of them still drunk.

“Tom, Katie and friends including the Scientologist best man left for the Maldives and the rest left on other aircraft to LA, Detroit and New York. They looked tired and tipsy and some were noisy.”

One of the last to leave the 11-hour party at castle Odeleschi was 36-year-old heiress Princess Maria.

Cruise forked out the £5.3million for her to put on the weird Scientology event -despite already tying the knot in LA.

A member of her staff told how the cash went on the three days of partying in Rome that led up to the event, the cake, costumes, food and booze, security and limos. Other luxuries included a red carpet stretching 130 metres over lawns and steps into the castle, a cascade of rose petals falling on the 150 guests, gold and diamond Cartier wedding rings and 6,000 red and white roses decorating rooms and among the silver place settings.

Cruise and Katie were kitted out in Giorgio Armani outfits as was their baby daughter Suri.

Page boys were ordered to shave and have sunbed sessions to look good for the magazine pictures. Guest Brooke Shields described the event as “wonderful” as she stumbled back to her hotel in Rome.

She added: “It was more than we could have ever imagined.”

Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey were also among the celebrity guests.

Katie’s father Martin walked her down the aisle. She carried a bouquet of flowers made by Armani, whose niece Roberta helped organise the event.

One guest said: “When she looked at Tom the biggest smile came over her face. It was incredible. Suddenly everyone started clapping. I’ve never seen anything happen like that at a wedding before.”

Scientology “auditors” or advisers were even sprinkled among guests, serving up their views on life along with the champagne.

The couple will have taken the marriage vows laid down by the secretive church, which include pledging to resolve any arguments before going to sleep.

There is a passage that says “young girls need dresses, food, affectionate happiness, little details, pots, little combs. perhaps even a cat”. But it is not known whether the vow was included in their service.

Armani said the 20-minute ceremony ended with a “never-ending kiss” that had some cringing guests yelling: “Stop, stop.”

Cruise and Katie’s LA publicist Arnold Robinson confessed after the party that they had already wed in a civil service.

In a statement, he said the couple had “officialised their marriage” before flying to Italy for the second ceremony. The sparkling party and wedding may have impressed the celeb guests, but locals were less than happy, complaining that the couple had blanked them despite turning out in the pouring rain to get a glimpse of Tom and Katie.

The pair, who arrived in separate vehicles, drove past the hundreds of fans gathered outside the castle without stopping or opening a window.

Katie was later spotted at a window, but moved away when she saw fans looking. Furious pensioner Sergio Pagliaro, 76, waited for two hours with his wife.

He said: “It’s a huge disappointment. After all the hype and the publicity, nobody has seen anything of this wedding. They did not even come out to say hello.”

Bracciano’s councillor for public works Armando Tondinelli added: “They should have showed more respect for the people of our town who waited to see them for so long.

“These people behave as if they are above these things. A greeting would have been right, it’s a matter of politeness.” Officials had gone out of their way to make the couple feel welcome.

Pictures of Cruise and Katie were put up all over the place, including on ornate brass clocks sold by an antique dealer.

Restaurants in the town, 27 miles north west of Rome, hadTom & Katie menus, shops offered Top Gun outfits, and many put good will messages such as “best wishes for your fairy tale” on display in their windows.

But far from seeing a Hollywood spectacle in return, locals had to content themselves with a midnight display of fireworks that barely made up for their disappointment.

As the last flickers of the starbursts faded over the fog-shrouded castle, 19-year-old Barbara Giuri groaned: “This is just like a bad movie. And now my feet hurt.”

Earlier, Bracciano’s Catholic priest Nicola Fiorentini staged a noisy protest over what he described as the lack of religion in Cruise and Katie’s Scientology wedding - by’ ringing his church bells louder and longer for his evening mass.

He barked: “It wasn’t a wedding at all. It was all just for publicity.

“It’s shameful and an offence.”

THE VOWS OF SCIENTOLOGY

“With this ring, a symbol of my love, I take you as my faithful and lawful wife/husband and I promise to keep this love always alive and always real.

Young girls need dresses, food, affectionate happiness, little details, pots, little combs, perhaps even a cat. She even needs little indulgences, if you like. Are you going to give these things to her? Say you will do it.

Listen well, sweet Katie. Promises are to be respected. Young men are free and forgetful, therefore remind him that you have needs, sometimes even follies.

I ask you to seal this ceremony with your lips.”

She probably has on flats and also bending at the knees. Also - I think Tom is copying Suri’s hair - so there is some resemblence….

Man will folks grasp at anything to criticize this couple with. The wedding was not for show they got it legalized in the US and then had the wedding in Italy, wth is wrong with that? They didnt have a wedding here just a civil one, what’s with the double talk. People do this all the time, and sheesh he’s two inches shorter big deal.

She wears flats he wears like an inch hell on normal shoes and its not that big of a deal.

I know these two have created their own fodder but this is out of control. You know something’s off when you’re calling their child ugly and every name in the book cause you hate her parents.

And those fans just need to shut their trap, imo. he was there to get married not shake hands with every fans in sight and sign autographs. And they saw them when they had that dinner and they also saw them thru the window on their wedding day. WTH did they want, for them to come out the gate with their wedding attire and shake hands, so everyone can be saying all look at them wanting all the publicity. He wasnt there for a movie but for his wedding.

I think she looks beautiful, they both look great.

And that UK report is pure nonsense and have nothing objective to report on Tom.

And since when do any of you know who their freinds are, did you miss a memo. Tom and Katie recently attended Jim carrey’s party so the connection is there. Tom has been friends with the Smiths for yrs. Just about everyone there knows them, so stop acting like they had to pay these people to attend their wedding. Hate them all you want but atleast try and be objective.

Tom & Katie: more UNintimate details

What do you call releasing a photo of your kiss at the altar to Good Morning America???

And there are STILL people who don’t think this was a mediaf*ck???

PLEASE!!!

Check it out – Katie’s scalloped sleeves lunging in for a snog, Tom bracing himself for the icky, Suri held by someone on his side of the aisle, and Goddess knows I’ve tried for 15 minutes and I can’t find Posh’s massive hat! Because really, gossips…isn’t that the priority here?

Let’s recap, shall we:

- we knew the exact date of the wedding

- we knew the exact location of the wedding

- we knew the guest list

- we know what they wore, what they ate, where they stayed, what was in their vows, where they’re going on honeymoon…

And now…

We have a photo of their wedding kiss.

But according to People Magazine and the MiniVan Majority – these two are really, really, really in love!

LOL

Dammmmmmmmn Belinda that you have the time to write all of that!!!!!:(

lrkr Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Tom & Katie: more UNintimate details

What do you call releasing a photo of your kiss at the altar to Good Morning America???

And there are STILL people who don’t think this was a mediaf*ck???

PLEASE!!!

Check it out – Katie’s scalloped sleeves lunging in for a snog, Tom bracing himself for the icky, Suri held by someone on his side of the aisle, and Goddess knows I’ve tried for 15 minutes and I can’t find Posh’s massive hat! Because really, gossips…isn’t that the priority here?

Let’s recap, shall we:

- we knew the exact date of the wedding

- we knew the exact location of the wedding

- we knew the guest list

- we know what they wore, what they ate, where they stayed, what was in their vows, where they’re going on honeymoon…

And now…

We have a photo of their wedding kiss.

But according to People Magazine and the MiniVan Majority – these two are really, really, really in love!

LOL

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Let’s not forget that after THEY have released ALL of the detailed details,

“TOM and KATIE WANT THEIR PRIVICEY”

what a couple of idiots.

watch tom dance…..http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=nlX-6WRZKKE&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DnlX-6WRZKKE

oK oK OK,,,,,, This is Anthony…please look under that dress….is it really a woman. Ok Tom, why did you get married to this fake Katie who has no children because it is a manwoman Katie impersonator, who you told me had 24 operations on her face……..and then… after our marriage Feb. 11, at 9:45. since we are still married!!!!!!

Tom do you realize we just spoke of this person possibly being a terriost from Birti Mayalsia, who’s name is Sensu Maude Mause.

Is this how you treat me, ….your real wife, Anthony…..have you lost your mind???????????

Tom hired that manwoman impersonator for a reason I have always suspected, where is the real Katie???? Do you remember he told me he suspected her of being a terriost??? Did you know heshe would blackmail you into submission and marriage??????

It is needed to check this fake Katie for her fingerprints and blood type? The real Katie was fingerprinted and blood type taken, let’s compare! He is a shemale, ….and what is this about a baby Suri ????? Where did Suri come from???? Certainly not from that shemale!

By the way,…. married 2 years???? He and Katie just celebrated a 2 year anniversary but was married Jan. 26, 2006 and annuled the next day!!!…..

So how can you celebrate a 2 year wedding celebration that took place Nov 19, 2008 when you aren’t married to “it”.. It was annuled!

How can you celebrate a wedding celebration 2 years later when you aren’t married,

Then you go up and get married on Nov. 25, 2008 when you are already married to me, …Anthony….Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa were you thinking?????

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