TomKat’s Wedding Goes Cruise Control

Cruise’s Gerbils Says:

November 19th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY.
She’s standing in a ditch, presumably.
He’s thinking of hot sex with men.
They invited a bunch of D-list “friends” to witness the charade.
What a joke.

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d-list friends
when the hell did will smith, jlo, and david beckham become d-list u dumbass
u guys should all just get over it so what if he crazy and maybe gay…he has lots of money and can do what ever he wants even buying katie. u guys are all evny of him because hes a million air and can do what the hell he want.

Congrulations for Tom and Cat that they finally married. I am happy for them. Also hopefully, they keep their marriage in spite of others who mostly divorce but do not think for the future. Think of a moment! This wedding is so gorgeous and unique :-)

Oh my god, what the hell is up with Will Smith?

He looks like 50!

On another note, has Tom only invited his “S” club members?

Did Tom wear her heels. Her back must have killed her trying to do the cheek to cheek thing.

Oh, what a nice fake wedding these two put together. Let me get to the bathroom and throw up!

Even though there is a lot of publicity surrounding this wedding, I am happy for them. Now everyone needs to move on.

Father Nicola Fiorentini is a Catholic priest from the town where TomKat got married and he said:

“It wasn’t a wedding at all. It was just for publicity. “I can’t believe such an event was allowed to take place at all.”

You think? Anyway, Father Nicola is speaking out because the TomKat wedding was only for show. Tom Cruise and Katie Homes were married legally in Los Angeles, because Italy does not recognize Scientology weddings. The small village of Bracciano was upset by the wedding.

The two are apparently going to hold an official Catholic ceremony in Los Angeles very soon.

Of course it was a stunt! They even had a damn press release announcing the date and place they were getting married. They obviously didn’t want privacy. They also invited loads of celebrities. I mean Posh posed at the wedding like it was a damn premiere.

That being said, Tom is a midget.

20 November 2006
EXCLUSIVE: HONEY LOON
The weird wedding of Mr and Mrs Cruise
Graham Brough In Rome

TOM Cruise yesterday took his best man on honeymoon with him and new wife Katie Holmes after their lavish but bizarre wedding in Italy.

The 44-year-old star was allegedly spotted hopping on a private jet to the Maldives with senior Scientologist David Miscavige, 46, as other boozed-up guests headed for the US.

Cruise and Katie, 27, were already at Rome’s Ciampino airport with the cult boss at 6am after leaving the £5.3million lakeside ceremony in a medieval castle at Bracciano - laid on by owner Princess Maria Pace Odescalchi. The last of the guests left at 3am.

The couple, who had already tied the knot in an official ceremony at Los Angeles, were wearing overcoats in a military zone.

One official at VIP flight handlers Universal, who provided the jets, said: “There must have been 50 of his friends and family here early this morning, a lot of them still drunk.

“Tom, Katie and friends including the Scientologist best man left for the Maldives and the rest left on other aircraft to LA, Detroit and New York. They looked tired and tipsy and some were noisy.”

One of the last to leave the 11-hour party at castle Odeleschi was 36-year-old heiress Princess Maria.

Cruise forked out the £5.3million for her to put on the weird Scientology event -despite already tying the knot in LA.

A member of her staff told how the cash went on the three days of partying in Rome that led up to the event, the cake, costumes, food and booze, security and limos. Other luxuries included a red carpet stretching 130 metres over lawns and steps into the castle, a cascade of rose petals falling on the 150 guests, gold and diamond Cartier wedding rings and 6,000 red and white roses decorating rooms and among the silver place settings.

Cruise and Katie were kitted out in Giorgio Armani outfits as was their baby daughter Suri.

Page boys were ordered to shave and have sunbed sessions to look good for the magazine pictures. Guest Brooke Shields described the event as “wonderful” as she stumbled back to her hotel in Rome.

She added: “It was more than we could have ever imagined.”

Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey were also among the celebrity guests.

Katie’s father Martin walked her down the aisle. She carried a bouquet of flowers made by Armani, whose niece Roberta helped organise the event.

One guest said: “When she looked at Tom the biggest smile came over her face. It was incredible. Suddenly everyone started clapping. I’ve never seen anything happen like that at a wedding before.”

Scientology “auditors” or advisers were even sprinkled among guests, serving up their views on life along with the champagne.

The couple will have taken the marriage vows laid down by the secretive church, which include pledging to resolve any arguments before going to sleep.

There is a passage that says “young girls need dresses, food, affectionate happiness, little details, pots, little combs. perhaps even a cat”. But it is not known whether the vow was included in their service.

Armani said the 20-minute ceremony ended with a “never-ending kiss” that had some cringing guests yelling: “Stop, stop.”

Cruise and Katie’s LA publicist Arnold Robinson confessed after the party that they had already wed in a civil service.

In a statement, he said the couple had “officialised their marriage” before flying to Italy for the second ceremony. The sparkling party and wedding may have impressed the celeb guests, but locals were less than happy, complaining that the couple had blanked them despite turning out in the pouring rain to get a glimpse of Tom and Katie.

The pair, who arrived in separate vehicles, drove past the hundreds of fans gathered outside the castle without stopping or opening a window.

Katie was later spotted at a window, but moved away when she saw fans looking. Furious pensioner Sergio Pagliaro, 76, waited for two hours with his wife.

He said: “It’s a huge disappointment. After all the hype and the publicity, nobody has seen anything of this wedding. They did not even come out to say hello.”

Bracciano’s councillor for public works Armando Tondinelli added: “They should have showed more respect for the people of our town who waited to see them for so long.

“These people behave as if they are above these things. A greeting would have been right, it’s a matter of politeness.” Officials had gone out of their way to make the couple feel welcome.

Pictures of Cruise and Katie were put up all over the place, including on ornate brass clocks sold by an antique dealer.

Restaurants in the town, 27 miles north west of Rome, hadTom & Katie menus, shops offered Top Gun outfits, and many put good will messages such as “best wishes for your fairy tale” on display in their windows.

But far from seeing a Hollywood spectacle in return, locals had to content themselves with a midnight display of fireworks that barely made up for their disappointment.

As the last flickers of the starbursts faded over the fog-shrouded castle, 19-year-old Barbara Giuri groaned: “This is just like a bad movie. And now my feet hurt.”

Earlier, Bracciano’s Catholic priest Nicola Fiorentini staged a noisy protest over what he described as the lack of religion in Cruise and Katie’s Scientology wedding - by’ ringing his church bells louder and longer for his evening mass.

He barked: “It wasn’t a wedding at all. It was all just for publicity.

“It’s shameful and an offence.”

THE VOWS OF SCIENTOLOGY

“With this ring, a symbol of my love, I take you as my faithful and lawful wife/husband and I promise to keep this love always alive and always real.

Young girls need dresses, food, affectionate happiness, little details, pots, little combs, perhaps even a cat. She even needs little indulgences, if you like. Are you going to give these things to her? Say you will do it.

Listen well, sweet Katie. Promises are to be respected. Young men are free and forgetful, therefore remind him that you have needs, sometimes even follies.

I ask you to seal this ceremony with your lips.”

She probably has on flats and also bending at the knees. Also - I think Tom is copying Suri’s hair - so there is some resemblence….

Man will folks grasp at anything to criticize this couple with. The wedding was not for show they got it legalized in the US and then had the wedding in Italy, wth is wrong with that? They didnt have a wedding here just a civil one, what’s with the double talk. People do this all the time, and sheesh he’s two inches shorter big deal.

She wears flats he wears like an inch hell on normal shoes and its not that big of a deal.

I know these two have created their own fodder but this is out of control. You know something’s off when you’re calling their child ugly and every name in the book cause you hate her parents.

And those fans just need to shut their trap, imo. he was there to get married not shake hands with every fans in sight and sign autographs. And they saw them when they had that dinner and they also saw them thru the window on their wedding day. WTH did they want, for them to come out the gate with their wedding attire and shake hands, so everyone can be saying all look at them wanting all the publicity. He wasnt there for a movie but for his wedding.

I think she looks beautiful, they both look great.

And that UK report is pure nonsense and have nothing objective to report on Tom.

And since when do any of you know who their freinds are, did you miss a memo. Tom and Katie recently attended Jim carrey’s party so the connection is there. Tom has been friends with the Smiths for yrs. Just about everyone there knows them, so stop acting like they had to pay these people to attend their wedding. Hate them all you want but atleast try and be objective.

Tom & Katie: more UNintimate details

What do you call releasing a photo of your kiss at the altar to Good Morning America???

And there are STILL people who don’t think this was a mediaf*ck???

PLEASE!!!

Check it out – Katie’s scalloped sleeves lunging in for a snog, Tom bracing himself for the icky, Suri held by someone on his side of the aisle, and Goddess knows I’ve tried for 15 minutes and I can’t find Posh’s massive hat! Because really, gossips…isn’t that the priority here?

Let’s recap, shall we:

- we knew the exact date of the wedding

- we knew the exact location of the wedding

- we knew the guest list

- we know what they wore, what they ate, where they stayed, what was in their vows, where they’re going on honeymoon…

And now…

We have a photo of their wedding kiss.

But according to People Magazine and the MiniVan Majority – these two are really, really, really in love!

LOL

Dammmmmmmmn Belinda that you have the time to write all of that!!!!!:(