TomKat’s Wedding Goes Cruise Control

lrkr Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Tom & Katie: more UNintimate details

What do you call releasing a photo of your kiss at the altar to Good Morning America???

And there are STILL people who don’t think this was a mediaf*ck???

PLEASE!!!

Check it out – Katie’s scalloped sleeves lunging in for a snog, Tom bracing himself for the icky, Suri held by someone on his side of the aisle, and Goddess knows I’ve tried for 15 minutes and I can’t find Posh’s massive hat! Because really, gossips…isn’t that the priority here?

Let’s recap, shall we:

- we knew the exact date of the wedding

- we knew the exact location of the wedding

- we knew the guest list

- we know what they wore, what they ate, where they stayed, what was in their vows, where they’re going on honeymoon…

And now…

We have a photo of their wedding kiss.

But according to People Magazine and the MiniVan Majority – these two are really, really, really in love!

LOL

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Let’s not forget that after THEY have released ALL of the detailed details,

“TOM and KATIE WANT THEIR PRIVICEY”

what a couple of idiots.

watch tom dance…..http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=nlX-6WRZKKE&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DnlX-6WRZKKE

oK oK OK,,,,,, This is Anthony…please look under that dress….is it really a woman. Ok Tom, why did you get married to this fake Katie who has no children because it is a manwoman Katie impersonator, who you told me had 24 operations on her face……..and then… after our marriage Feb. 11, at 9:45. since we are still married!!!!!!

Tom do you realize we just spoke of this person possibly being a terriost from Birti Mayalsia, who’s name is Sensu Maude Mause.

Is this how you treat me, ….your real wife, Anthony…..have you lost your mind???????????

Tom hired that manwoman impersonator for a reason I have always suspected, where is the real Katie???? Do you remember he told me he suspected her of being a terriost??? Did you know heshe would blackmail you into submission and marriage??????

It is needed to check this fake Katie for her fingerprints and blood type? The real Katie was fingerprinted and blood type taken, let’s compare! He is a shemale, ….and what is this about a baby Suri ????? Where did Suri come from???? Certainly not from that shemale!

By the way,…. married 2 years???? He and Katie just celebrated a 2 year anniversary but was married Jan. 26, 2006 and annuled the next day!!!…..

So how can you celebrate a 2 year wedding celebration that took place Nov 19, 2008 when you aren’t married to “it”.. It was annuled!

How can you celebrate a wedding celebration 2 years later when you aren’t married,

Then you go up and get married on Nov. 25, 2008 when you are already married to me, …Anthony….Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa were you thinking?????

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