Brad and Angelina In & Out of India

first lol

I get to say second!>lol

Zahara is getting big and i think she is awake because Angie keep looking at ther.

Yeah! Thanks for the new thread!

Thanks Jared and Audrey for another new thread …. got so much to catch up!! Both Shiloh and Zahara getting sooo big ….love the Bamzs family!

I’m popping in to say thanks for the new pict

Wow. I am actually a little surprised that so many of these ignorant posters got responses. Don’t give them the satisfaction of validating them, because when you take the time to respond that’s exactly what you’re doing. Perez Hilton said this in an interview a few weeks ago:
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It’s funny to me how readers of blogs get so passionate about standing up for their favorite celebrities when they read negative stuff about them on blogs.
What I always tell people is that those who leave comments are not reflective of the majority of my readers. The majority of my readers don’t leave comments. Maybe every once in a while, but not the majority of the time, so when you’re reading comments, it’s from a minority of people that have some sort of vested interest or whatever in leaving a particular kind of feedback, so I take that all with a grain of salt.
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These haters would love to have everyone believe that there are plenty of people who feel the way that they do. But if that were the case their idol would be the biggest star on the planet. If they love her so much and there are so many of them why weren’t her movies post split record breaking blockbusters? Her fans realize they are the minority so their tactic is to lash out. Brad and Angelina are adults, but against the children it’s too much. No sane person could ever justify insulting a child. These people are miserable and they have an agenda. I read an interview with Lainey a while back and even she said “ Jennifer Aniston has the most delusional, racist fans.” No one takes JA or fans seriously so do we?

Why don’t they ever reveal Shiloh’s face they show the other two’s

Zahara is getting cuter. She wasn’t very good looking when she was younger. Angelina is beautiful as usual.

# capriciousdiva Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Why don’t they ever reveal Shiloh’s face they show the other two’s

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Rotflmao….and there it is.

geez! another new thread! jared, you rock! i see holly, angie, shiloh’s leg and zahara. i’m guessing that maddox is around somewhere. i wonder if braddy is staying behind in india to take care of mickey…if he is, bless him! my poor mickster needs some support.

I agree Z is cute and tall… So nice to see Holly back in track! :) I envy her (for having chance to be with this family everyday),,, alot!!!! :-)

Thanks Jared and Audrey ! Wow, you’re spoiling us BAMZ Fans. I just love this family and the kids are getting bigger. Please haters don’t spoil this thread on commenting again that Shiloh is covered , so sick of hearing those lame comments.

I don’t know why people keep saying holly is back, she was always there, she was in the pic when they arrived in Mumbai from Pune, she was in a couple of the videos last wk

Wow JJ added new pics, Brad is carrying Madd & Zee….

great pics j@red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made my day!!

Thank all that is holy that they are finally out of that place! I hope for a safe trip for the family, and some piece and rest where ever they go. Maybe they can let Shiloh see some daylight now!

Hee! The kids have their pajama’s on

LOL! Madd & Zee are still in their jammies! Those early morning flight times are a bite!

Why is Brad carrying both Mad and Zee? Why can’t he carry them one at a time? How irresponsible…What if Zee falls off? I think she should walk because they’re always carrying her and poor madd never get carried. I think Angie should carry the girls because she is a woman and Brad carry Madd because he is a man…. It makes sense that way. Why aren’t they using Shiloh’s white blanket? Is it because the picture is black and white? Why are they using a white van? They are trying to call attention to themselves. Why can’t they use a black one?

Why won’t you answer my questions? I am not trying to hate, I am just stating my opinion. This is a free blog and I an say whatever I want. This is America, there is freedom of speech. I am going on my vacation now…no wait I am not…oh wait I am….Nah…I am not. I will be leaving on wednesday….I will be back on wednesday. Listen to me…I know everything and I am always right. I work at People magazine…no… I own people magazine.

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
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:lol: hmm that’s why GC got the cover? oui? jk

Never thought I would be able to see Mad and Z in pj’s. Precious pic (and, no I am not a pedophile :lol: )

Brad holding Mad and Zee is the cutest thing ever Zahara is too cute

Thanks so very much JJ and Audrey!!! Safe travel for the BAMZS family.

African Girl

ROTFLMAOPIMP!

this ladies & lurkers is African Girl at her finest and this is why we adore her!

# capriciousdiva Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 4:40 pm

AFRICAN GIRL WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

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Me? trying to say? Whatever do you mean?

African Girl -that was awesome!!!

And because I laughed so much I HAVE to repost it:
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African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Why is Brad carrying both Mad and Zee? Why can’t he carry them one at a time? How irresponsible…What if Zee falls off? I think she should walk because they’re always carrying her and poor madd never get carried. I think Angie should carry the girls because she is a woman and Brad carry Madd because he is a man…. It makes sense that way. Why aren’t they using Shiloh’s white blanket? Is it because the picture is black and white? Why are they using a white van? They are trying to call attention to themselves. Why can’t they use a black one?

Why won’t you answer my questions? I am not trying to hate, I am just stating my opinion. This is a free blog and I an say whatever I want. This is America, there is freedom of speech. I am going on my vacation now…no wait I am not…oh wait I am….Nah…I am not. I will be leaving on wednesday….I will be back on wednesday. Listen to me…I know everything and I am always right. I work at People magazine…no… I own people magazine.

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Ah, the ironY!!!

Me, to, angelah : lol:

For those of you who are mad that Shiloh’s parents cover her face, this is why they do it!! Because of people like you who are soo concerned about what this baby look like!!!

Their child they do what they want. They never told you how to raise or dress your child so just stay out of they business, its clear that these children are healthy, happy and protected…everything else shouldnt matter.

Attn African Girl.
Attn BAMZS fans and admirers.

i PROPOSE that AFRACAN GIRL receives the prize for funniest snark of late.

BTW:have you got a Hall Of Fame where you can collect all the WITTIEST replies???

PAssing Through and the rest of officers, please talk to j@red and try save the humour for eternity!!

AG!!! awesome stuff.

All I said was why don’t they show face and everyone has to get sarcastic about it
and how disgusting of someone to say that pedophilla thing what srt f mind have you got ?
ok Shiloh’s pics would be hot property LETS LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!

What a way to lose [minor] calories!!!!!!!!! ctfu:lol:

I propse A G gets the WITTIEST post OF LATE Badge!
Save these pearls somewhere ,guys/girls.
I am still laughing….Make a Hall Of Fame for the funniest remarks.

oops make that AWARD NOT REWARD

WHATEVER, IT WAS D*mn funny!

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 4:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

THANK YOU GOD :D

True :lol:
But AG was GENIAL–she beats our snarkiness by far..

Max Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
True
But AG was GENIAL–she beats our snarkiness by far
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SNARKY? WHO, ,ME? WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?

LOL

whay are the pics gray?

LOL, IKE.
:lol: :lol:

AG, you’ve got a fan here!

Now this is the real African Girl, not that pseudo poster not too long ago who was trying to make her into a hater. Wit is one of your strongest and endearing qualities, don’t ever lose that because we would all go insane with the haters who pop up so frequently.

Ridicule awaits the ridiculous.

Max Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

i know…..i am still laughin and that twit diva didn’t even bat an eye by asking AG what she meant :lol: :lol: my stomach hurts coz of too much laughing…..i am having acid reflux…. :lol: :lol: …..BBL

Thanks Just Jared. You are the best. The kids are so cute. Keep on rocking Zahara. You are going to be a SUPERSTAR(smile). African Girl, You are off the chain.
Best wishes to BAMZS and safe travel. I hope they can get some rest and relaxation.

WHY DO ANGIE AND BRAD ALWAY COVER UP THEIR NATURAL BORN (SHILIOH). POOR ZAHARA AND MADDOX NEVER COVER UP BY PRESS.

Too bad Brad didn’t cover Aniston’s head with a blanket when they were out and about. :-)

Madge Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

Too bad Brad didn’t cover Aniston’s head with a blanket when they were out and about.

LMAO! ITA!

Madge Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Too bad Brad didn’t cover Aniston’s head with a blanket when they were out and about.

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

The hornets buzz and vomit but do not produce honey.

ooh Madge, I cant stop laughing to that one….

PRICELESS!! You and AG are rockin it tonight. :lol:

Madge Says: November 20th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

Too bad Brad didn’t cover Aniston’s head with a blanket when they were out and about.

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but that was funny.

Quite honestly, we all know how easy a taget Aniston can be when it comes to ugly jokes. :-)

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Why is Brad carrying both Mad and Zee? Why can’t he carry them one at a time? How irresponsible…What if Zee falls off? I think she should walk because they’re always carrying her and poor madd never get carried. I think Angie should carry the girls because she is a woman and Brad carry Madd because he is a man…. It makes sense that way. Why aren’t they using Shiloh’s white blanket? Is it because the picture is black and white? Why are they using a white van? They are trying to call attention to themselves. Why can’t they use a black one?

Why won’t you answer my questions? I am not trying to hate, I am just stating my opinion. This is a free blog and I an say whatever I want. This is America, there is freedom of speech. I am going on my vacation now…no wait I am not…oh wait I am….Nah…I am not. I will be leaving on wednesday….I will be back on wednesday. Listen to me…I know everything and I am always right. I work at People magazine…no… I own people magazine.

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This is getting a frame. This is art. (((((((CLAPPING))))) and standing O. I love this so much.

Pandy you’re white, true, also dumb as a plank.

Kind of cool that Brad is doing double duty carrying both

Squealing louder doesn’t make your right or worth hearing.

Say that to Aniston - piglet!

Madge ROTFLMAO :lol: Between you and AG you guys are killing me…

The wonderful thing about Tiggers are Tiggers are wonderful things.

Thank you piglet - we all appreciate your honesty.

Luceabb— I have never seen you post before. I hope you feel better soon….

Good night all - I’ll be back blogging tomorrow.

Anon Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Madge Says: November 20th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

Too bad Brad didn’t cover Aniston’s head with a blanket when they were out and about.

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but that was funny.

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LOL….sorry, I have to laugh, it was too funny.

AG- love your convos…. LMAO

jared will you stop chasing me and my family pls!!!

it is a bit embarrassing you know

peace u all.

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Let’s not misunderstand Pandy’s post. I believe she’s trying to say there shouldn’t be a difference in the way the children are treated. Adopted…Biological, it shouldn’t make a difference because at the end of the day…they are all Jolie-Pitts. This is what you mean, right Pandy?

In my opinion, ALL the JP children are very special…and yeah, I am biased
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I understood her post, I just felt she was a bit heavy handed with what she was saying. sort of throwing the baby out with the bath, so to speak. (pun intended)

GALI Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE.. YOUR POEM SUCKS AND SO DO YOU.

guli Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
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I find it odd how these so called “social studies students” go to threads after most of us have left. wouldnt they want to do a “live study” as opposed to just reading our old posts?

Estelle
Hiya Estelle!! How are you? It’s been awhile, no? Anyhoo, I think it’s time to send the pest control a message….we can’t seem to get rid of all this bugs. So what do you say….you gonna pass the message along? Why, if only we could have Guli take another trip to Turkey…she knows what to do. ;)

This is an entertainment blog. People come on here to be entertained and read about their favorite celebrites. It is not War or Peace. Get a grip. It if a form of relaxtion. Why don’t all the noble minded posters who feel so above the fans on this thread go and do something noble. BP and AJ have a large fan base. People like to provide information, share links and videos regarding them. It is that simple. You can spam the board all you want. The end result is you are looking like an obsessed fool that is hating on celebrites who are simply trying to live their lives, entertain with their craft and to make a small difference in the world. JA has become a minor/insignifcant player in all of this. BP and AJ have moved on with their lives and I suggest that JA’s fans do the same.

# GALI Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:09 pm

? says…

isn’t it quite obvious that you don’t have a life? I mean, you’re stuck on here.
Focking sad people, focking sad. Don’t give a shiot about small Brad, ugly Jen or crazy Jolie but you people are focking sad.

No lives. Pathetic.

Are you not here too?

GALI Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
? says…

isn’t it quite obvious that you don’t have a life? I mean, you’re stuck on here.
Focking sad people, focking sad. Don’t give a shiot about small Brad, ugly Jen or crazy Jolie but you people are focking sad.

No lives. Pathetic.

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And what does it say about yourself that you took time out of your oh so productive life to actually write a poem about us pathetic people with no life?
hypocrite.

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:11 pm

oh lordy lordy….some of these people are too much….DUH….they are in India you know not in Encino….why don’t you go fly with your magic blanket with the Beautician in Encino to go and fix Zee’s hair…my goodness….

pls comb z’s hair Says:

She just woke up you stupid COW.

pls comb z’s hair Says:

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Uh from the pics it looks like all of them just woke up. Brad, Z and Madd all seem to have serious bed head.
There is not need to single Z out. I think kids look so cute when they just wake up and their hair is a bit messy.

Oh, and thank God no one can see MY hair at the moment :lol:

Yes AG, we need pest control…Alex is going to England soon, can we send some with her? and Guli, is she planning another trip to the land of dates and honey soon?…(Turkey), * we have to make it appealing for those bugs, they love sweet you know…..yep……for them to jump in the cage, winked winked*. What a crazy day huh?, I can see that you and the rest of the Ladies did a great job smashing bugs so, no need me to ” bug in” hahahahaha….

WHY people are saying zahara is cute she isnt cute she is so ugly, she doest has personality she always look sad…..

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:26 pm

Guli
Oh yeah…I remember those. You know what…..It’s so unfair, we never get to know the results of these…er…thesissocialexperimentresearch whatchumacallit. I guess we’ll just be content with the knowledge, that somewhere out there, a student will graduate with staright As because of us.
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AG— does this count as humanitarian and charity work? Maybe JJ should start out giving scholarships, what do you think??? NO!!! JJ we won’t suplement it until we get our abuse button back (just kidding, I know you are working on it) :lol:

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Estelle—- I am going back to Turkey end of March and have already convinced my buddy Ritzy to come along. I told her we would have a wonderful time, but see the problem is I am taking one person but how many other personalities, this is going to be tricky. Ell, would you like to host some foreign exchange students working on their “thesis”; we love you for all the gorgeous videos you make, but this would be awesome if you could. Hey TP, how about you, will you invite some of these errr wonderful friends to Greece, heck I can help out I’ll only be a few hours away, just stock up on Ouzo, NOOO not for them, for US!!!! :lol:

I would be more than happy to comb hair that looks nappy! Little girls should look like little girls. Even welfare mothers comb their little girls’ hair and THEN put a bandana on it at night before they go to sleep-If you HAVE to get up during the night the hair at least looks presentable. All she has to do is part it down the middle and make three plaits on both sides-Yeah my hair doesn’t look perfect EITHER when I roll out of bed, but I have enough pride to make it presentable before going in public!

pls comb z’s hair Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
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What is the big deal about Zahara’s hair? She’s barely two leave her alone. As long as it’s clean I don’t understand what difference does it make to anyone. Like her life is any worse if her hair is not up to par. Trust me, the moment she hits 5, she won’t leave the house unless it’s perfect. They learn young.

guli Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:43 pm

Estelle—- I am going back to Turkey end of March and have already convinced my buddy Ritzy to come along. I told her we would have a wonderful time, but see the problem is I am taking one person but how many other personalities, this is going to be tricky. Ell, would you like to host some foreign exchange students working on their “thesis”; we love you for all the gorgeous videos you make, but this would be awesome if you could. Hey TP, how about you, will you invite some of these errr wonderful friends to Greece, heck I can help out I’ll only be a few hours away, just stock up on Ouzo, NOOO not for them, for US!!!! :lol:
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Yes Guli! Make exchange students out of them! Maybe seeing a little of the world will broaden their horizons. I swear! My lips are zipped in this thread. Try to help a starving student out and you get nothing but grief!

pls comb z’s hair Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Yeah my hair doesn’t look perfect EITHER when I roll out of bed, but I have enough pride to make it presentable before going in public!

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Somewhere along the road of life you’ve lost your priority. Do you hear yourself? You know she’s a baby, right? Maybe she should have worn makeup, too. Look at the shine on her nose.

plz comb z’s hair. Worry about your own hair. That’s obviously your concern. YOUR hair. Hey, are you Jennifer Aniston?

rayray—-honey—we have been here on JJ’s BAMZS threads for two years . None of us is going to shut up because it IS OUR THREAD and there are way too many of us to take cr*p from people like you.

See BAMZSers, these new haters that are coming here are homeless, there is no news on their idol, no movies she signed up for and how is she going to walk down the red carpet w/o BP’s fame and movies he has made and produced…. So here is the solution for the homeless X fans and haters, we start a humanitarian effort to find and build a home for them. We’ll call it “Habitat for Delusinal”…..we might have to stoop to begging PH and Lainey, but heck I’ll do it :lol:

pls comb z’s hair Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:48 pm

In case you didn’t notice, Z is black- Her hair can’t be tossed from side to side and expected to fall in place. It needs regular moisturizing and regular combing and brushing (whether she likes it or not)-I am embarrased to see ANY child looking like that-I don’t care WHO the parent is!

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Okay I lied. This nincompoop unzipped my lips! This is a child! Who is only 2 years old. How many 2 years old do you know of whose hair is coiffed at night or early morning? Besides there is absolutely nothing wrong with a soft-fluffy fro. This is the natural state of my hair everyday. Are you ashamed of your heritage?

Thanks Jared & Audrey! They are all so sweetly rumpled from bed, aaawww! So glad they are done over there, as this last episode with the unfair arrest of their bodyguards, has surely left a bad taste in my mouth.
I wonder where they will turn up: Cambodia or back in the U.S.?

SOSO Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Besides there is absolutely nothing wrong with a soft-fluffy fro. This is the natural state of my hair everyday. Are you ashamed of your heritage?
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So true. Sounds as if she wants Zahara to be made perfectly every moment of the day to not look “poor”. Unkept black hair = poor I suppose. What’s unkept white hair = high fashion methinks?

Angelina is so easy-going, you don’t often see her with much make up or thoughts given to her clothes, doesn’t it make sense that she would have the same approach when it comes to her daughter’s appearance? No. It’s about her not caring.

Well Piper to each her own! Remember, this is a from a person who disagrees with how Zahara is presented-not anyone else-I have yet to see an African American celebrity mother present their kid in public looking anything like Angelina lets Zahara look! Even Tom Cruise always makes sure Conner is presentable-I guess he should be allowed to look like Snoop Dog because after all he’s a kid!

pls comb z’s hair Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:59 pm

Ok then, I’m glad Brad and Angelina has the final choice
in making the decisions regarding their children. The can chose or not,
to follow ‘Miss Manners’ advice.

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
I don’t usually respond to dumb posts. However, you take the cake. You wish you had the life that Zahara has. This child has traveled and experience more than your simple-minded statement can attest to. You really need to step off with that stupid comment about orphans and poor children and the difference in how they look. Zahara is AJ and BP child, not yours. Zahara is dearly loved and that comes through clearly through the pictures. You have made your comment. Try to move on with some sense of dignity.

Are we doing poems now? Okay….but I have to warn you, I can never find the right rhyming words….here goes

There’s an irritating creature on this blog today
It’s been here now and it won’t go away.
The first time we saw it, it was asking silly questions and displayed no inclination use it’s brains.
A fufilled life…it claims to have. Of course, anything is possible in it’s dreams
It just takes up space with crazy rants
Telling others to get a life.
So sure it was, that it had a point
Until it was tapped and told “hey Kettle, meet pot”
Hopefully this creature will take a long walk, off the shortest pier in sight.

Okay…I know it’s not good but since we’re playing around here….I figured why not.

pls comb z’s hair Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
I guess you would have been offended at the manners Jackie O had too!
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Jackie O could have atricious manners for all I know. I don’t know the woman in real life. Just because you dress nice doesn’t mean you don’t pick your nose with your fingures and just because you don’t care about your hair looking perfect all the time doesn’t mean you’re unsanitary. The lesson here is don’t judge, especially not 2 year olds.

plz comb z’s hair:

Zee is barely two. Connor is 11. By the time Zee is Connor’s age I would think even you would be satisfied with how she looks.

there is no virtue in being dishelved-
but maybe you didn’t come from proud black people-Oh I see the difference now-
You see my people are proud-we strive for excellence not mediocrity-
we set the bar high so no, we don’t go out like that and I equate being unkept with a lack of social skills-money and class or rather poverty and wealth are re different from class-they are not mutually exclusive!

plz comb z’s hair;

I’m saluting you with a finger and I’m not telling you I’m your number one fan. Oops, there goes my manners.

guys don’t give this COW ‘pls comb z’s hair Says:’ the attendtion she wants. Life must be really boring if she has to pick on a child.
I will pray for you and plss take your meds.

Beebee the operative word you use is WOULD! YOU WOULD cut it a certain way or put a band on it-But this is NOW-All I am saying (and believe me girls I have plenty of dignity) is you excuse Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for EVERYTHING-I have long passed the actual hair issue because I stated my opinion in my initial post. I am just responding at this point (for those of you who aren’t intelligent enough to figure that out). If Britney Spears was Z’s mom, you all would be roasting her for the way Z’s hair looks. I am just saying it’s inexcusable no matter who the mom is!- and Piper if you are not astute enough to know the level at which Mrs. Kennedy Onasis exemplified impeccable manners, then I feel sorry for you.

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Are we doing poems now? Okay….but I have to warn you, I can never find the right rhyming words….here goes

There’s an irritating creature on this blog today
It’s been here now and it won’t go away.
The first time we saw it, it was asking silly questions and displayed no inclination use it’s brains.
A fufilled life…it claims to have. Of course, anything is possible in it’s dreams
It just takes up space with crazy rants
Telling others to get a life.
So sure it was, that it had a point
Until it was tapped and told “hey Kettle, meet pot”
Hopefully this creature will take a long walk, off the shortest pier in sight.

Okay…I know it’s not good but since we’re playing around here….I figured why not.

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it’s so brilliant that I need to post it again ok AG?…..love it, thank you….

I visit this site because BAMZS fans are more civil compared to othe. Making rash judgments without understanding circumstances is not civilized behavior. I like people who humble themselves by referring their employees as “people I work with”. So if you don’t have anything nice to say about how this family conducts it self, limit your remarks to the weather.

There’s a Ramey vid of the boat ride on TMZ.

Pls comb z’s hair:

You have one big problem, you are identifing beauty with having your hair styled. It just so happens that baby Z can have her hair combed or uncombed and she is still a beautiful child. Shame on you for even trying to pass judgement on someone else. On a bad day you could not look half as good as Z is at rocky her hair

guli Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
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Ok Let me know what your sons say…. I might as well go for a PHD in all things BAMZS!

pls comb z’s hair Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 7:16 pm

1) You are wrong.
2) You are wrong.
3) You are wrong.

I’ve seen plenty of hairstyles by celebrities and ordinary people. Some look like they’re torturing the poor child’s hair. I repeat - there is absolutely nothing wrong with a child or grownup wearing an afro. The only thing wrong is your perception.

guli Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Estelle—- I am going back to Turkey end of March and have already convinced my buddy Ritzy to come along. I told her we would have a wonderful time, but see the problem is I am taking one person but how many other personalities, this is going to be tricky. Ell, would you like to host some foreign exchange students working on their “thesis”; we love you for all the gorgeous videos you make, but this would be awesome if you could. Hey TP, how about you, will you invite some of these errr wonderful friends to Greece, heck I can help out I’ll only be a few hours away, just stock up on Ouzo, NOOO not for them, for US!!!!

HAAHA Guli!!!

You know I love you but please we don’t need this psychos here. We have already 2 world wars here. And after Soccer World Cup we need little break.

Rayray
Awww….what happened? Did I take words right out of your mouth? I’m sorry but I’m sure you’ll find new things to say. Look at the picture again, Oh come now, I have faith in you, you can do it….look closer…look closer, I’ll even give you a hint….NO SHOES *GASP*

Estelle
Ah yes, Alex can dump them all in River Thames. Just perfect, no?

Original Curious
Oh have no fear….I won’t be going to the dark side because no matter how hard I try, I can’t get there…..for instance, I missed Zee’s hair.

Guli
BEST.IDEA.EVER…..JJ Scholarship. How do we implement this? By the way, can’t you make your trip sooner? Your friend is in need of a vacation…poor gal, she’s been promising to take one but something always happens.

BBL

I’m really freaked out sometimes by the ‘concern’ the non-fans show about the kids.

I’ve never seen any celebrity family where people feel it’s their right to judge what parents should for their kids.

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Me too.. Never seen the likes of this before…and hope I dont again. It is down right scary that people feel they are a better judge of how to raise someone elses children.

Im glad none of them are my neighbors… I hate busybodies

Perhaps I culd not look as good as Z on a bad day-you will never know. You see I have no criticism for you. I don’t know what you look like and I have nothing bad to say about how you MAY look. So there again a poster has veered off point. It’s okay to disagree. I think her hair is unpresentable. You and others do not. That really should be the end of it. However, when being defensive, some of you feel the need to launch personal attacks-I think you are being like the very fans of Anniston that you criticize so often. Oh and the reason Britney Spears was used as an example is because she is so very criticized for her parenting skills. If Angelina and Brad are the parents and can do what they want to, why is it Britney can’t?

I have moved on-I am just answering your questions.

fifi Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
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I agree. Please stop responding to pls comb.

btw jackie o is dead …her hair probably looks terrible now

Beebee-You have no idea what my stance on AIDS in Africa is because we are not discussing that. Call it petty-be embarrased-but remember everytime you see a child, whether it’s a newborn or whether it’s a 2 year old, if their hair is unkept-do you excuse it? or do you thank God the standards are not so high that the mother should care?

Why argue with an idiot who’s obsessed with a child’s hair? As noted, the children are in their pajamas. Nobody dressed or groomed any of them. They are not on the red carpet, they were hoping their pictures wouldn’t be taken. This is not a crisis. It’s a family trying to leave quietly in the middle of the night without any fanfare and part of the deal is that the baby didn’t get her hair combed. Get over it. Move on. Comb your own damn kid’s hair.

Some people are just trying to spam the board. Please ignore. Let’s keep the conversation going. Ritzy and her alters are busy at work.

Jackie O is indeed dead. We will never see her hair again. I am sorry you feel that way about the dead. Standards, no matter what they are, should be instilled in all kids. It’s the parent’s choice of course. Angelina is at liberty to dress her kids and comb their hair or not comb it. I never said anything pertaining to them not having the liberty to do so.

Ike, I didn’t say Britney got a bad rap. It’s perfectly ok with me whatever they do-I am just saying there is a double standard when it comes to Angelina. That means if someone else who is less-respected does the same thing that Angelina does, the person who is less-respected gets a lot of criticism. I think it is dangerous to drive a child on your lap. I just used Britney as an example.

I wonder if these people who wrote negative things , who nitpick about the Pitt family is behaving the same way at home, that is criticizing and harping on their own children.

the tmz video is shaking too much….getting me dizzy

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

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right.. got you.. Not combing a child’s hair = driving with a baby in your lap.

totally the same thing

Ok im done with you……..

Piper Says:

why are you here, Gollum

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BCBG-what is negative for saying please comb a child’s hair? Now I know there is little difference between those who are fans of Anniston and those who are fans of Brad and Angelina-Go back to my first post-I dare you and read the total dialogue then tell me who was being negative. You fans of Brad and Angie called me names, criticized me and gave me the finger. All because I disagreed with how the child’s hair looked. I answered all of your questions and yet you insist that I am the one with the problem-Then you run-you say don’t dialog with that lunatic or whatever, but its your inability to see past wanting Jolie and Brad to be perfect that makes you angry-you take on ANY criticism as if it is your own- And this wasn’t a tirade-I didn’t call Angelina a ***** or man stealer or say Shiloh was illegitimate-but you responded as if I did-so I think you should question your ability to properly communicate-

pls comb z’s hair

why in the heck hair do you care what Z’s hair looks like. They all have bed head, sounds like you are ashamed of african hair. BTW Z is ethiopian and hair is not super nappy, like most welfare moms kids. and does not need a sh$t load of grease. You probably have chemicals in your hair to make it straight, sounds like you need some hair therapy.

GALI Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:01 pm

You’re all losers, sad, and just so lame,
worrying about these celebrities fame,
you’re all so timid and tame,
and in the end, you’ve lost your lives and your game.

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Speaking of lost items…you seem to have lost your MIND! You’re calling us crazy…but YOU JUST WROTE A FCUKING POEM ABOUT US AND POSTED IT TO A BLOG! DING DONG! The lights are on, nobody’s home, and the front door is standing wide open!

right.. got you.. Not combing a child’s hair = driving with a baby in your lap.

totally the same thing

Ok im done with you……..

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Speaking of Britney did anyone saw the pics of her with Paris in Vegas? what the hell was the non pants thing about? I just saw a pic of her inside the club with her pants around her neck.

I know Z has a nice grade of hair-it’s obvious in other pictures-It would be ignorant of me to say the children of welfare mothers have super nappy hair. I believe that is a really reallty derogatory statement. I also would think for a long time before I would make a statement that the children of welfare moms had hair that needed a lot of grease. Moisture probably is a better term and then again, we still cannot judge because we do not know and have not touched all of the heads of children whose moms are on welfare. I am not ashamed of my hair. My hair is not always combed perfectly,BUT when i am in public, my hair is presentable and all of my daughter’s have hair that is presentable.

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:45 pm

Thank you Michael Richards for weighing in on Z’s hair. Now put the sheet back over your head…better still…use a plastic bag.

OH please critized something that worth it, not the hair……it’s not worth it….

Guli!!!!!…now I can not say the word God too?….darn it, no hair, no god….can I poop?

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
In case you didn’t notice, Z is black- Her hair can’t be tossed from side to side and expected to fall in place. It needs regular moisturizing and regular combing and brushing (whether she likes it or not)-I am embarrased to see ANY child looking like that-I don’t care WHO the parent is!

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Define “moisturizing” for me? Are you referring to hair oils? Because it’s not totally accurate that ALL black people need to use hair oils to maintain healthy hair. I haven’t used any in about 20 years and I’ve got a nice healthy head of hair if I do say so myself. And it’s all mine…unlike Beyonce and some other black stars and models I can name! However, idiots like you ARE turning my beautiful head of hair very, very gray.

It depends on what you mean by nice. My hair is not wavy but I can blow dry it and curl it-I ahve used relaxers before and they work fine. We are caramel colored-What I meant by nice grade was soft, wavy hair that is easily manageable. It’s evident on the picture with the boat ride and earlier pictures. I wear braids and my daughters do too. I like dreds too as long as they are neat. I don’t have an issue with any type of hair-when I look at a little black girl no matter who she is or where she comes from, I would hope to see her presentable-that’s all-

Moisturizing-the addition of ANY solution or compound that adds moisture.

Passing through-There are products on the market that will cover that gray for you-But some women -like Ruby Dee look really nice with Gray hair -so you probably shouldn’t worry

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
That’s a lie-If you see your neighbor’s kid with buttons undone, flys unzipped or snot running down their face, you are going to bring it to their attention or their mother’s attention. You people will look at the news and comment about how everyday kids around you may look unclean and unkept-but then because you like Angelina, you are willing to excuse it.
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See…this is wear you’re wrong. There are tons of kids in my neighborhood that look like they’ve been pulled through a hedge backwards. Do you know what I do about it? Nothing. And do you know why not? BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT MY KIDS AND IT’S NOT MY BUSINESS IF THEIR PARENTS WANT TO SEND THEM OUTSIDE WITH THEIR HAIR UNCOMBED, RUNNY NOSES OR HOLES IN THEIR JEANS! They’re kids for God’s sakes…they’re just gonna get dirty again! Chill

And BTW - the word is UNKEMPT, not “unkept”. Unkept is like the fish you throw back because it’s too small. Which, I’m sure, is an anology that’s been applied to you as well as fish.

I seem to be offending many of you and I am sure you don’t come here to be offended so just say so and I will leave.

Damned, Z has a good grade of hair. Do you sleep with restaints on your head at night. They are getting ready to take a long flight, damed.

Please stop talking to this plz comb person. She has admitted to fixing her hair when she gets up to take a leak at night in case she meets someone in her dreams.

at least you are reasonable. Do you girls have fake hair in the braids to make it longer? i hope not, Z is presentable and as her hair grows it will be styled as they want and then as she wants. Let it go, she is an exotic doe eyed beauty and I am sure will have the best to make sure her hair is presentable. Maybe it will not be presentable to some blacks. Braids make you bald by the way. I hope she does not have all that dog hair in her head like these other celebs in the future.

zahara looks ape-like

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
I seem to be offending many of you and I am sure you don’t come here to be offended so just say so and I will leave
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SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

zULU Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
zahara looks ape-like

An ape from zULU is coming in.. Run” everybody run!

gitane Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
OMG! am i stuck in the movie Beauty Shop? ‘cuz that film SUCKED!

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:lol: :lol: I agree Gitane, that was a waste of my money seeing that stupid movie

Forget Zee’s hair. Look at Brad’s! They ALL have bed head. They obviously got up early to get the H.E.L.L. out of there. Sheesh

pls comb z’hair - I am assumng you really know nothing about African hair or to be more precise….

has it ever occurred to you that Ethiopians and Somalians DO NOT HAVE your TYPICAL African American hair.

….take a few minutes and think about that…before you project your views of black hair on Z.

I am African and I come from a part of African south of Zahara’s home country and we have hair that is must be permed. Actually, I would say my hair texture is more in like with African Americans than Ethiopians

Yet, Ethiopian hair does not need perming because it is fine and straight.

Bottomline, before you come on here trying to say that you are the EXPERT OF ALL THINGS BLACK HAIR…just remember, you know just a wee bit of black hair.

pls comb z’s hair —

Also, I said Jen did not take responsibility of the demise of her marriage. I also said Jen used her friends to make snide remarks about her X in the Vanity Fair magazine. . I said Jen has always have this “me me me” attitude. I also said Jen fake a relationship with Vince in order to sell movie tickets.

Of all the things I hate about Jen, it’s her lying to the public about a baby when we caught her smoking . How can she tell the public that a baby is on the way when she keeps puffing ciggies.

I never post anything addressing to you. My previous posts were to Janet, Vanessa, and Jen. Unless you are the same person, then you have a right to complain. Otherwise, I resent you trying to pick a fight from me.

inspector…..hahahaha…

Alexanderina

jebus! it’s like a chin thread with all the hair talk! i had to scroll up and look at the pics again to make sure it was BAMZS. next they’ll be posts about tans and yoga. it’s a friggin’ nightmare!

African Girl Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
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You totally deserve a high five for that post.

The constant nagging, whining, and demands for proof by cursory observers- losers- was really getting me down.

Thank you!

Is that a tired look on their faces or is that a worried look-what did Lainey say about BAMZS?

Ehtopians don’t have hair.

They have FUZZ and it cannot be combed. It must be kept short and ball like.

I’ll bet she/he will come back as the clothes inspector soon…..the PJs?..why?….need to put suite and tie on Maddd….look at TC’s son, …(oh, Connor was going to the wedding and Madd was going to sleep in the plane)….never mind, never mind….

pls comb z’s hair, are you serious? What do you want them to do? Have the kids awake an hour or two before they have to leave for a late-night/early morning flight just so they can brush their hair so people like you are happy with two seconds’ worth of pictures? They’re getting right onto a plane/car! The kids are just going to fall back to sleep and mess their hair up again, so why even bother? It makes more sense to let them sleep and wake them up only briefly. It allows them to fall back asleep easier. Besides, when your kid falls asleep in the car, do you wake them up, get in the back of your car, and brush their hair so that they look okay on the two second walk to your house?

I sincerely hope you don’t, because it’s not healthy to be that obsessed.

Anyway, Brad is so hot, carrying his kids!! I love Mad’s jammies, they’re so cute! You can tell he’s got a lot of personality. And sleepy Z is so cute; I think her hair looks cute too. And, by the way, I’m white, and I don’t think it makes her or black people look bad, so pls comb z’s hair, you have some hangups you need to deal with–don’t project onto an innocent child.

Jamie Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
This Zahara is one ugly moose looking child.
I can’t stand to look at that ugly mug.
Maddox is ugly too.

There we go again! This time a moose from zULU.. Welcome Jamie Ugly Moose.

malibumom - I think they are in a rush to go from point A to B. However, I do think, it must be unsettling for them to move around with those kids without their trusted bodyguards.

what is the deal with Mickey? did he have to stay in india? I didn’t get all the details on that.

damn it! why must come after the little children? would you want a stranger making those remarks to your kids? Ppl these days.. :sighs

malibumom Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Moi Jade’s a busy body but she is well. Maybe she’s lurking right now. Oh I missed Z’s posts

i think the best is not to answer any negative posts. for me, i just post positive things about this family. these “haters” or whatever we call them just want to irritate us and i dont think we should fall for that tactic. they use the tactic to put people down. i see thru them and it never bothers me. in fact, it’s the same person, using different names.
i find it very amusing.

malibumom Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Moi Jade’s a busy body but she is well. Maybe she’s lurking right now. Oh I missed Z’s posts

I didn’t say that-

plss guys stop addressing to the STUPID COW. That’s what she wants.

I’m wondering about Mickey too, did he have to stay? I noticed something in the crowds from the boat pics, things are NEVER that bad when Mickey’s around. That guy’s good at his job, a true asset to the Jolie-Pitts, and it makes me nervous that he’s not with them anymore.

malibumom –

grill the brussel sprouts, put salt, pepper, and olive oil
mom used to tell me that they pluck them when they were young. of course she is joking.
my husband said it tastes good.
i try to eat as much as the so called “crucified?” veggies. mom never teaches me how to cook. i only know how to grill, using the foreman grill.

Jared you really need to bring back the abuse option button because you really have some ignorant-must be kiddies her. To talk about kids in a negative light is wrong. Grow Up Already!

fifi Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Can we get over this Zee’s hair sh*t? I was just over at dlisted and they are doing exactly the same thing — dissing Zee’s hair (in addition to her and Madd’s looks). BAMZS fans, let us just ignore this — we have discussed it to death — it’s just regrettable if we allow JustJared to become just like dlisted (with their racist, mean comments about the kids).

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Fifi - I’m sure one of those people beating the dead horse over at DListed was on THIS blog kicking it!

malibumom Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Brussel Spouts?Man I hated Brussel sprouts, but it seems like my mom must’ve been cooking them wrong. they were so bitter. I hate to sound like Jessica simpson but are brussel sprouts baby cabbages or just another veggie entirely-
Oh and by the way-remember what little bunny foo foo said-Hare today gone tomorrow!
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MM, you mum has to cut the sprout in half and cut of the middle bottom, that’s where the bitterness taste come from. I don’t know, I guess it’s like bean sprout and bean, completely different veggie…

Leni- just a little warning, we have a hair inspector here and also God inspector too…mention any of those words, she will come down on you…. just whisper ok?…
:)

miss manners Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
btw jackie o is dead …her hair probably looks terrible now

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ROTFLMAO! Damn…that’s wicked bad of you…but funny….

Super funny Bravo

Passing Through Says:
Brava, Beebee! Here, here. This chick probably spends all her free time looking at photos of the people being driven from their homes in places like Sudan, Ethiopia, Somalia, Sierra Leone, etc., and thinks, “Damn…they should’ve combed the those kids’ hair before they fled for their lives!”

your recipe sound delicious too BCBG, I will tried that with my grill asparagus and squash ( yellow and green).

oh ok-u know i am slow-

Passing Through you are on a roll. It is scary to think someone of the posters at Dlisted, Perez and a few here with their racist, nasty comments have children. I fear for this world. People are raising a bunch of little neo-nazis Damien from the Omen.

ok-estell- I am going to try that myself

Passing Through Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
there is no virtue in being dishelved-
but maybe you didn’t come from proud black people-Oh I see the difference now-
You see my people are proud-we strive for excellence not mediocrity-
we set the bar high so no, we don’t go out like that and I equate being unkept with a lack of social skills-money and class or rather poverty and wealth are re different from class-they are not mutually exclusive!

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Oh no she di’hint! Puh-leeze, Miss Thang. You don’t even know the difference between “unkempt” and “unkept”, so step off. Your “strive for excellence” apparently doesn’t extend to the use of Funk and Wagnall’s or Webster’s Dictionary. BTW - You didn’t make it all the way to “excellent”. You seemed to have been waylayed somewhere around “just okay”.

Oh yes she did! I think she try’n to say Angelina need to go get that babys head did! LOL hey PT. Leave it fate that your post would be the first one I see tonight.

I miss the old fomat

Pandy— Please I got your point too and I know exactly what you mean. Please don’t stop posting PLEASE

AG– the poet, well, well well lady you are on a roll…

Alex—welcome back so how was the LA trip with your family? How were the paps leaving?

Estelle–my older sister had no hair but fuzz until she was three (as my parents tell the story, since she is 6 years older than me I wasn’t around)…. Anyhoo they were in NewYork at the time and mom took my sister to her best friends daughters Bday party, WELL my sister at the age of 4 cut part of the Bday girls pony-tail off cause she was jealous. I am telling you, OUR girl Zee will take anyone on from the look she gives and PAPS be careful around Maddox from the looks of things he does not like you folks mmuch :lol: Sh*t Estelle, they come and go you can say anything you want to, this is OUR THREAD, so a*sholes live with it or GO AWAY, but where can they go these poor desperate people. I am telling you we need to work on that habitat project for these poor folks…

Anonymous, Passing Through ,leni,Observer2—– Hello to you all. Ok please keep on posting you are all great, the only way to shut them up is corner them with an honest direct question that you are willing to answer, but the truth is they never WILL answer, I have used this over and over again. I’ll say OK, you say I have no life, this is my life and I can prove it and what is yours,how many kids did you raised, how many years did you work, what is your age, what is your degree, why are you here, what enjoyment do you get out of this, but the key is to make them prove it…. I say OK I can prove eveything I said with pics and publications now prove what have you ever accomplished….. This sh*t it is more effective than any pesticide I ever dealt with. They just dissappear long enough to logon with a diff name CHICKENS!!!!

Original jpf

hello there! how’s tricks?

malibumom— Be patient we are going to get numbers with posts and the abuse button back and many more features. So let’s just suffer through this until Jared and Audrey work on these enhancements. malibumom exchanging recepies is a wonderful idea, cr*p we can have our” JJ’s Multi National Cookbook”. Brilliant idea, I like it :lol:

Hey gitane!

I was watching, or should I say “everytime I watch Nigella” I think about ya. Love her! English food is the bomb.

Guli,
I love your sister already, yeah, I think Z and Mad will be well prepared, but if they are anything like their parents, they will be caring, loving, forgiving and generous. I was just playing with her…it was fun. OK, I have to go now. See everyone later. Have a great evening.

Zahara’s eyes are killing me. So beautiful and just drinking in everything in her view. She’s going to be a scholar, I feel it.

MM
Great Ideas about the recipes exchange thing, I would love to have new recipes from all over the worlds…..see ya!!!!! bye, bye…

pls comb z’s hair Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
I seem to be offending many of you and I am sure you don’t come here to be offended so just say so and I will leave.

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ROTFLMAO! Dang, ShitzyGal…it’s not like you to give up so easily…

She is a **** Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:57 pm

Brangie are RACIST! Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
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To all BAMZSers, I hate to bring this to your attention, but we just could not pick the most RIDICULOUS post, so we dedided to award it to the above mentioned highly considered folks that come to visit us at are own thread…The winning prize is a trip with me to Turkey the end of March…. TP, I am really going to need your help here….PLEASE and BAMZSers you better appreciate this :lol:

Meow Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Forget Zee’s hair. Look at Brad’s! They ALL have bed head. They obviously got up early to get the H.E.L.L. out of there. Sheesh

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Forget Brad’s look at Madd’s! How’s that kid ever gonna go out in public again now that folks have seen him with a flat Fauxhawk? The poor baby’s never gonna live this humiliation down!

guli, are you still around?

Thanks for the video….Brad came off very well, and very confident. He speaks so loving about his family, that you can tell that he is one very content man.

Keep up the positive comments, my BAMSZ friends and fans…..we shall overcome.

Peace and out.

Brad looks so fantastic in that video, more articulate than ever and more confident about speaking out. Love it.

Angie please ask Kate Capshaw for advice. Because actually, she had to learn how to take care of a black child hair.Do that for the black community.

She is a **** Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
ANGELINA IS A LESBIAN PERIOD!!!!
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Hi Miss Lesbian! How are you?

LA-then Missou-then LA then CAMB

guli

hey there! just reading my e-mails. i’m so proud of you guys! two days in a row and they’ve been under 300!!! the High Priestess is pleased! may the spirit of BAMZS smile upon you!

malibumom Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
I miss the old fomat

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Hey Mmom! Yeah…we ALL miss the old format…but Jared says this is just temporary until he gets his new server set up.

OMG!! ATTENTION, the PITY PARTY IS NOT OVER!!

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Chinnifer A. Maniston is at it again! It must be the desperation of having gone more than two weeks without seeing her own fug face staring back at her from a sh*tty tab of some sort - or could it be the anxiety of not knowing from whence her new jobs will come…but she’s ALLUDING to Brad and her divorce and her hard time all over again.

I get my new issue of SELF in the mail today right? Cameron Diaz is on the cover rocking her new brown pageboy…and what do I see in the lower right hand corner, a small circle ‘EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS Jennifer Aniston Shows You Her Workout!’

I’m like great. Once again, the b*tch is showing us what’s truly priority for her….maintaining her figure and ‘working out’ — well I flip to the article and HERE is how it starts…but before I transpose this whinefest….for all of you who ACTUALLY BELIEVED this B*TCH when she explained for the 327th time that she had ‘moved on,’ from Brad, and for those of you who actually believe she sees Vince as anything more than a rebound and another coattail to ride…this is proof positive the b*tch KNOWS her bread is buttered, and her fame is assured ONLY when BP is part of the equation….

To continue….(by the way, the article is written under the pretense that the latest Hollywood yoga guru, Mandy Ingber, really helped Chin get through her rough patch…seems Maniston flew her to the set of ‘The Break-Up’ where she sometimes cried through her ‘moves.’ This b*tch disgusts me. UGH.)

Here’s how it begins….

“Everybody knows what w hirlwind Jennifer Aniston has been through in the last two years. First Friends ended after a decade; then her marriage to ‘he-who-shall-not-be-named followed suit. Vanity Fair trumpeted her tears. Vogue lionized her grace. GQ drolled over her body. But until now, Aniston has never shared her hidden source of courage. And no, it isn’t Kaballah study or some rigid detox diet inw hich only brown foods are permitted. It’s a 5′4′ yoga instructor named Mandy Ingber. Surprised? So was Aniston. Aniston, 37, never considered herself a yoga type….blah blah blah….(cut to more of thalluding to Brad and whining)..then in February 2005, a month after Aniston’s marriage ended, she turned to Ingber 38, who is one of Hollywood’s most sought after trainers (Her client roster includes Brooke Shields and Helen Hunt). With all that she was going through, Aniston found yoga newly appealing.

“Without wanting to dwell on the past anymore, which is exhausting…”

(Cliniqua interrupts to say: Oh really Fugiston?! because here you are DWELLING yet again! …and it’s waaaay more ‘exhausting for those of us that have to hear your @ss yet again!)

“…I was in need of being scooped up,” she says. “I wasn’t looking at it like I need to get into shape. I was looking at it, like I need to get my mind in shape.”

*(Can I just interject again to say - if this sad whiny famewh*re thinks she’s a great ‘example of strength’ that will get Mandy Ingber more clientele, then we need to add DELUSIONAL to her annoying cloying WEAK *ss personality…every person in the f**kin’ known universe, knows that b*tch was a basketcase and still is.)

Maniston goes through her checklist of body parts that improved, and says that’s “all just the cherry on top” - article points out “the real strength gains have been of the inner variety: Aniston says she’s fitter emotionally.”

Ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!

You mean Mandy Ingber’s yoga takes you to a place where you freak out when Kim Stewart calls you ‘homely’, when In Touch says you’ve bought your boobs (a second pair I might add)? When US Mag says (horror of horrors!) that ‘You’re engaged?!’ Where you run (or call) crying to Oprah at the first sign of trouble? This yoga makes you illiterate and damn near monosyllabic on Larry King and makes you screw up your face as if you’ve smelled the worst kind of sh*t on the Today Show - making for such an awkward moment, your more talented and witty co-stars have to rescue the segment?! Wow…where can I go to become such an awkward no-talent uncomfortable in my own leathery skin b*tch??? Mandy Ingeber you say? Well sign my ass up!!

The best part about this, and I hope I’m seeing a trend — it’s that these magazines are obviously seeing through her coattail riding ways and are sick to death of her ploys which always involve alluding to BP. They didn’t put her on the cover and they could have, as these are so-called ‘exclusive’ photo shots of ‘The Man’ doing yoga with Ingber woman…they look like twins (and I don’t mean that in a good way..hahaha), they gave her not even a headline on the mag, just a little pink circle, and she’s buried inside. I would like to think that somebody in the industry and in the press has finally put their foot down, and said “ENOUGH of the FUG! There’s nothing else to see here! Same ol’ same ol’ for ol’ Maniston!”

Oddly enough, and very tellingly - there is NO VV mentioned anywhere - yet we appear to have a backslide onto the BP/Brangelina coattails - where she alludes all over again (or has mag writer do it FOR her) to her trying divorce, and emotional upheaval….if that’s not proof positive she and Vaughn are toast I don’t know what is!

…and just as we’ve always known, the woman can’t do a damn thing under her own steam…she has to reference the movie star ex or the movie star current in some form or fashion. God forbid, the article just be about her health and well-being and consist of her hyping her friend….but what would anyone care if she didn’t also kick Brad in the teeth once more and refer to him as ‘he who will not be named.’ Well, he can’t be named because he hurt the ‘American sweetheart’, he’s a cad…and an adulterer…and Jen was so torn up she cried during yoga…she had to ‘move all of these emotions,’ she says….she was ‘exhausted,’and still is when talking about she says…because you know…of ALL that bad Brad did you know….

Yeah…SHE IS PATHETIC, look at this as her RE-ENTRY into ‘PITY PARTY’ LAND…the thing with Vaughn didn’t work out…he’s ESCAPED like a fookin’ runaway slave…this is her way of saying…she’s going back to what works — WHINING. “hey public…just in case you forgot….I AM the woman that Brad left for Angelina Jolie, and I am not with Vince anymore…so it’s back to the ‘TRIED & TRUE’ and alluding to why you, the public, ever gave a sh*t in the first place: BRAD PITT (courtesy of ‘Huvaniston’)

Clam Shack Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
ANGELINA IS A LESBIAN..
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Wow! different name, same S***.
Welcome Miss Lesbian ll !!!!!

Izzy Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Thanks for the video….Brad came off very well, and very confident. He speaks so loving about his family, that you can tell that he is one very content man.

Keep up the positive comments, my BAMSZ friends and fans…..we shall overcome.

Peace and out.
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Hi Ya Izzy—- Of course we will over come!!!!! this has been a pattern for two years and our family BAMZS keep on getting closer and bonding that very few people I know have managed. They know they are soul mates for life and are going to raise their kids the way they want to… PERIOD… What other parent gets told to raise their kids by other people except their own parents… They know what they are doing and the more I know them the mmore I love them…. :lol:

CLINIQUA Says:
Brilliant Post. Too funny. You must be a writer on your day job. I think you have summed up “she who will be nameless” in a nutshell.

The future of the Black community lies on the shoulders of a 2 year old child?

F^*ktard!!!!

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I need to follow my own advice.

I like the one where BT holding Mad and Z. Mad looks especially cute in what he’s wearing…looks like he was wearing a sleeping clothes, :D.

Brad looks so without “glamour”, which is nice and fresh for a change. Wonder if these pics were taken very early in the A.M.

I meant nice and refreshing for a change.

Passing Through Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 9:25 pm

Original jpf Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 8:53 pm

Hey JPF - How’s it shakin’ up there in O-hi-o? I gotta warna ya - You’d better get your comb and brush out and keep them close…we’re gonna all get together later and do our hair together before we go to bed! We wouldn’t want to go to bed with “unkept” hair…

:) Baby, my do is done. I think lil Diva Zee just needs some Carol’s Daughter, and a pick. Maybe a pretty hairband, but thats it. One of my nieces has a 2yr. They share a home with another mom and kid whose maybe 4. The 4yrld got out her little blunt kindergarten scissors and proceded to snip each of the wee ones ponytails off. I love my namesake niece, but she’s more than a smidgen superficial about the hair & clothing, and her kid is the best dressed 2yrld…you know the type. She cried over the childs hair getting wacked off and I understood the shock of it all, but it was tears shed more over the kid’s being so short that there was choice but a little curly baby fro-ette. She doesn’t know how silently greatful that at least for awhile, no more 40 different colored barettes weighing down that childs head (”like that DIDN’T look ghetto?!) No more torturing that baby with getting her head “did” just for show. Zahara is beautiful, and I would love Wyclef, or Bernie to enforce that its more than ok for Zee not to look like a PJ.

deena Says:

November 20th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
CLINIQUA Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 9:28 pm

wait a minute………..

“then in February 2005, a month after Aniston’s marriage ended, she turned to Ingber 38″

Is that what she really believes, really? Then why have we been putting up with this “homewrecker” bull from the fanistons for over a year?? this date is from the horse’s mouth (pun intended). Shiloh wasn’t born till late May 2006!

I WANT APOLOGIES! I WANT GROVELING! I WANT BLOODSHED!

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OMG deena. You have found the motherlode. I was so busy ripping my hair out over her boarding passage on the Brangelina coattail train yet again…I failed to catch that. Yes, that’s what it says. ..and of course we know they were toast the summer before THAT even.

forgive me the fans of Aniston but Angelina still left Brad more beautiful and sexier… we look at him and it feels sensuality and manliness in your glance… he is more beautiful than never… as Angelina, without comments, she’s wonderful!!! We of Brazil are twisting for their happiness!!!

Clam Shack Leni DISLIKERHATEISTOOSTRONG Zoubida

Dang, everyone knows that B&A are good humanitarians. But what’s with the homeless posters trying to find a home here? I ain’t that charitable. Go take your panhandles to Dlist or Perez. They appreciate that kind of thing there.

guli Says: November 20th, 2006 at 9:59 pm - Oh Sh*t!!!! :lol: :lol:

I was watching Larry King tonight, He had Alec Baldwin on, who was in the Good Shepherd, well Larry said Angelina along with Matt Damon and Robert De Niro would all be on His show next month. So that should be interesting.
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I hope they do the Charlie Rose show too.