Brad and Angelina In & Out of India

Original Curious

that’s pretty friggin’ funny! doesn’t she have parents of her own she could invite to turkey day? what about her lover-man vince? or those pesky cox-arquettes? or the goddess circle? you cannot tell me that the tabbies expect us to believe that america’s sweetheart is desperate for company on all-american thanksgiving day! no way! not chin! her life is too full to go around chasing the ex-hubby’s parents! isn’t it?

Jolie4ever

yeah. he took care of maddox & zahara while angie was working. that photo of him holding zahara with the bottle in his back pocket started me on the braddy lust train. there’s no more delicious site than a beautiful man taking care of a baby.

It’s restraining order time for Aniston.

sorry JJ, I wrote Cr*P…..glad you caught it.

Here is an ode to my secret lover, please don’t be jealous.

I think of you my Brad, all morning, noon & night,
I think of your strong jaw & slight overbite,
I think of your funny smile while you stook a shot at Mel,
I think of how ur happy kids, when u ring ur doorbell.
I think of you naked all of the time,
I think of the day that you will become mine.
Yes, your guards have wanred me to stay off of your land,
But I merely explain to them, you’re my one & only man,
I’ve been pelted with rubber bullets and even been maced,
But I can’t help jumping your fence as I think of your face.
I dream of your chest and your wonderful smile,
I think of the day that I can be with you a while.
I remember when I met you at my arraignment,
I remember the day that my restraining order was sent.
I remember the knock of the police at my door,
I remember thinking you wanted to see me not less but more.
I know you’ll dump Angie, for a piece of me,
I’m waiting for you to open your eyes and see as I see.

I’ll be waiting for you when I get out of this cramped jail,
and I’ll be a Brad Pitt forever without fail.
I hope to see as I walk out these gates,
I hope you realize now that this is fate.
I want you to see me just as I see you,
I want you to know that I worship all you do.
Jen is lucky, she’s been crossed off of my list,
and you’re lucky you haven’t been busted giving Angie a kiss.

I’ve got to go now, the lights are shutting off,
I hope you read this poem and do not laugh or scoff,
I’m in love with my Brad, he’s the one for me,
I just hope he’ll understand when I’m a parolee.

I’ll see you soon lover, I can’t wait for an embrace,
Just remember, bring me roses, not a can full of mace.

Estelle - I haven’t seen part 4, is it in youtube??? too bad I can’t watch it here at work, gotta wait til I get home :(

Alexanderina Says:
November 20th, 2006 at 11:20 pm

Original jpf:November 20th, 2006 at 11:10 pm

I am glad that you are going to be around more often, and I so agree, you got to take each day at a time and definitely hoping that the next one is better. Any special plans for the holiday? I am staying home for thanksgiving, going to cook and will be going to England for Christmas

I’m so off and on the web that I’m just seeing this post. How exciting for you! Have you spent Christmas in the UK before? The first novels I ever read as a kid where Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol, and Oliver Twist. And my favorite Scrooge is the british version with Alastir Sim and because of all that I always thought it would be a blast to have a holiday there. I am so jealous!

jpf

crybabyAniston Says:

November 21st, 2006 at 4:45 pm
CLINIQUA Says:

November 21st, 2006 at 3:31 pm
OMG.

It’s ALL beginning to make sense!

Oprah and her steadfast pathetic servitude and enabling of Maniston that is…

….it seems she’s gone through it before with her bestest ‘girlfriend,’ Gayle (except in Gayle’s case it sounds like her ex-hub really did actually cheat, numerous times -as opposed to Brad, who did NOT.

See the diff Oprah?

Ex-husband cheated, says Gayle King
George Rush and Joanna Molloy Star Talk

As rumor would not have it, Gayle King left her husband because of his behavior, not hers, she says on her XM Satellite Radio show.

The alluring chatster, who just completed a cross-country driving trip with best friend Oprah Winfrey, opened up to guest Will Smith after he revealed the secrets of his own marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith.

“I was married to a cheater,” King told Smith. “I went to marital counseling. I have been divorced since 1993, so I’m all healed and everything. I have worked it out. I’m not bitter. I’m OK. I’m really OK.”

King’s ex-husband, Connecticut Assistant Attorney General William Bumpus, did not return phone or e-mail requests for comment.

But King added that, for the sake of the couple’s two children, she keeps the lines of communication with Bumpus open. Their daughter, Kirby, and son, William, are both college age.

“It’s so important for people who have children together to get along,” the Oprah confidante continued. “Regardless of how you feel about the other as a spouse, you still have these children to raise together.”
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Oprah has a big head…It’s not only the Aniston pity parties that got on my nerves but her whole attitude lately. From dragging Hermes American President to lick her toes, James Frey humiliation, even Tom Cruise backstab….there have been a lot of instances that put me off.

I knew when I saw Brad’s interview with Oprah during Troy promotion in 2004 and how she interrogated him over his Vanity Fair interview during the start of the affair gossip. She acted like Jen’s private detective…kept asking him to define his relationship w/Jen and didn’t like his answer when he said “they had an Extraordinary Friendship.”

So I was happy when Tom Cruise played “payback” on her back handed comments she made on Good Morning America.
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OMG crybabyAniston, we are sharing the same brain. I feel exactly the same way about ol’ nosy @ss Oprah and her tactics. Ugh. Maniston’s private detective is just what she was, you’re so right! I thought her interviews with Brad when he was promoting Troy were sickening. It was almost as if she knew what the real deal was between them at that time - knew that the relationship was shaky, and that Brad’s co-star was Angie and that that worried Maniston - so Oprah wanted to get him on record and on-air saying things that would let the world know he was committed.

At the time, none of the Angie stuff was out — no one knew about their problems (his and mans), and all I as a viewer knew…was that I liked Brad Pitt IN THE MOVIES but that his off screen life and his tv sit-com hack signifiant other, bored the FOOK outta me!!

…so I just recalled being really annoyed that Oprah was ruining my fantasies finally seeing a solo Brad (if in interview only) sitting on her soundstage by bringing up that lame talentless hack…

I was like please OPRAH, you fool — SHUT-UP already asking about her…not everyone cares about that silly TV b**ch, and not everyone wants to hear Brad make some attempt to appease your nosy *ss by saying something, anything (!!) about the relationship. She was like a dog with a bone.

I really can’t stand Oprah.

Kathy Griffin ismy Male Luver Says:
November 21st, 2006 at 5:44 pm

It’s restraining order time for Aniston.
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LOL. Too funny. This story is so not true but a tiny tiny part of me can see it happening.

Original Curious:November 21st, 2006 at 5:31 pm

LMAO, oh OC, that story is so funny, because there are another story similiar to this one and it came from the Britain Star, which said that Brad’s parents came to Malibu to spend thanksgivings with BAMZS family only to find out that they are in India, so the X decided to take them in for thanksgivings, I was ROTLMAO, I was like WTF, that is the most bullshit story I ever read, to think that Brad would go to India without telling his parents and that his parents would come all the way to LA, knowing that Brad and Angie are out of the country, I swear these tabs think we are all stupid, maybe they except stupid fanistons/haters to believe these crap

Hey Alex! there you are :)
do you have the link to the part 4 of Brad’s interview? I wanna see it, pretty please :)

Original jpf Says:

November 21st, 2006 at 6:00 pm

I’m so off and on the web that I’m just seeing this post. How exciting for you! Have you spent Christmas in the UK before? The first novels I ever read as a kid where Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol, and Oliver Twist. And my favorite Scrooge is the british version with Alastir Sim and because of all that I always thought it would be a blast to have a holiday there. I am so jealous!

jpf

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Hi jpf, that is okay :), yeah I did and I loved it, I had a great time and I am excepting the same again this time around, this would be my 5th trip to England, and my second Christmas, I have family there, and they really celebrate Christmas over there, they have people coming to the house and singing Christmas’ carols, really beautiful. I love Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol. I think that you would love spending a holiday in England, especially around Christmas time