Britney & Paris Try Out Tryst

Hick Brit good one!

Did you all see Kevin Federline’s pic at Lax where he was in the backseat of the yellow cab. Classic:)

THERE ARE PICS OF SHITNEY WITHOUT HER PATS…EWWW!

BRITNEY, BRITNEY, BRITNEY…. DEAR…. PLEASE, PUHLEEEASE UNDERSTAND THIS!

YOU DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOOOT LOOK GOOD NAKED OR HALF NAKED A-N-Y-MOOORRE!!

I WOULD RATHER SEE PARIAH HILTON NAKED OR HALF NAKED THAN DIRTY BRITNEY SPUNK. IN THE BEGINNING OF THESE PHOTOS, BRITNEY LOOKED EVEN MORE RESPECTABLE OR COOL THAN BEFORE, STANDING BY PARIS HILTON’S SIDE… BECAUSE BASICALLY IT WAS PARIS HILTON SHE WAS WAKING ALONG SIDE. BUT THEN I SAW THAT FISHNET STOCKING, DIRTY BUTT SHOWING, SITTING UNHYGENICALLY ON A NASTY, PUBLIC CLUB COUCH AND PARIS HILTON LOOKED SO MUCH MORE COOL AND RESPECTABLE THAN BEFORE IN THOSE FIRST FEW PHOTOS ALL OF A SUDDEN.

I KNOW THEY WERE HAVING FUN AND ALL. I GET IT. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME AT PARTIES, CLUBS, BEACHES, HOTELS, BARS AND SO FORTH. BUT THAT PHOTO OF BRITNEY SITTING HALF NAKED ON SOME DIRTY USED COUCH (ON WHICH WHO KNOWS WHAT SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS HAVE BEEN ON) IS JUUUST PLAAAIN DIISGUUUUSSSTING!

Britney is so sickening and bent towards immorality, she can’t rise above her selfish needs and continue to grow in a mature manner. It will take her a lifetime of hell and suffering to barely improve, at this rate.