Angelina Jolie’s Inside ‘Vogue’ Pictures

guli Says:

December 1st, 2006 at 5:32 pm

Guli…I AM home! LOL! That’s what’s so funny about being stuck! For those who don’t know - Missouri got dumped with a ton of snow in the wee hours of Friday morning. In my town we’ve got 16″ on the ground, snow drifts up to my knees. The snow was up to the bottom of the window sills on my car, so I had to dig it out. I was parked on the street and the snow plows haven’t been through yet, so I was trying to get it off the street so they when they plow the snow isn’t pushed against the driver’s side. If that happened I’d have to wait for the stuff to melt to get my car out! I got it dug out, dug the driveway out and tried to back into the driveway…that’s when I got stuck. I have no traction. I knew I needed new tires, but had put it off…because really, we hardly ever get this much snow!

Basically the whole town in shut down. There’a major highway that runs through here - I-70 - and it’s completely shutdown. I just heard on the news that they’ve cleared SOME of the snow and it’s passable, but they’re advising people to stay home. The weather is supposed to be warmer tomorrow, so we’ll see about getting unstuck then. I hate winter…always have…always will.

OK Estelle, Alex or ELL who borrowed/stole my fly-swatter and pesticide spray. I really need it and can’t find it. OK , who ever did could you kindly put this annoying nat out of its misery…..I am enjoying my white -zin Berringer (eat your heart out Rizos) on a Friday night, the kids are at their friends for now, hubby is watching basketball on TV, as great cyber-friends make IT go away :lol:

Tigress Says:

December 1st, 2006 at 6:11 pm
African Girl,

Have you seen these?

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http://i17.tinypic.com/2hx9102.jpg

They’re quite old, but nice, also taken by Annie Leibovitz

I scaled them down a bit.

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Goodness, The woman is Beautiful!!! That’s it…I mean seriously, what else can be said? Thank You Tigress.

ben Says:

December 1st, 2006 at 5:32 pm

Hmm…Ben’s back…and I’m sure Jerry isn’t far behind. I’m stunned and amazed that you were able to infer they had an affair because they had fun working together. Until you can prove that Brad inserted his ***** in Angelina’s ****** while he was married to X…there was no affair. End of discussion. Now take your troll ass back to FF.

OMG Amaya! I knew I could hear that penguin sound too well in my head! Of course it’s John! Duh!

Thank you for the links to You Tube. I don’t know Bruce but will be interested to hear him (just as soon as hubby fixes my speakers! — Brand new computer, only picks up sounds from SOME sites!! too many speakers ther’s 6 I think and only some of them work! GRRR)

African Girl — I didn’t want to say anything to her about the frizzy hair –I was afraid she saw me in the humidity! :lol: I don’t want her anywhere near me thank you very much. I thought your response was PERFECT — as are YOU my dear.

Thanks, JJ. Sorry, I just caught up with your new threads

I lost my last post in response to this…I apologize if this come out to be a double post.

Tigress Says:
December 1st, 2006 at 6:11 pm

Goodness, the woman is BEAUTIFUL!!! Lucky, Lucky Brad Pitt. Thank You Tigress.

Guli
I am home…thank God. Although, I still have to go back for my car, my dear uncle won’t let me drive home, the poor man almost had a heart attack when he saw me hunched over the wheels trying to see through the windshield.

OH MY GOD!!!!!! She is thawed out, welcome back PT. :lol: Actually this has been so far a really fun thread as well as the last one. So catch up lady PT we are waiting for your witty posts….

Glad you made it home in one piece AG! I was thinking of you! Your poor uncle! Hunched over the wheel you were huh? I can’t believe you stayed the WHOLE day!! I’m used to driving in the snow (actually, they clean it up here very well) but I also frequently put my car in first gear when driving in it (manual, front wheel drive) and slush gives me the heebie jeebies.

She is gorgeous. Lucky Brad. Together they are just too awesome for words

Amazing new pics !!!!!!

Question: Is Brad’s photo part of the Angie article or is he officially one of the most intriguing picked by Vogue?

Love the cover - Cleopatra in red - that is what she looks like.

There is going to be a remake of Cleopatra. I think Angie would be a good choice or Salma Hayek or Halle Berry.

Let’s start a vote to get Angie cast as Cleopatra!!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone. I thought you guys would have a ball with this article I found

Top 10 Actress Earners? On What Planet!

So I’ve read The Hollywood Reporter’s annual list of highest earning actresses and about some in the Top 10 all I can say is: ON WHAT PLANET? Here are my reasons:

nicole.jpg1. Nicole Kidman, $16 mil-$17 mil. What she should be earning: -$1 mil. That’s right, I’m saying that Nicole should be paying film companies to hire her, not the other way around. That’s because she’s poison at the box office, the female equivalent of Sean Penn. Women dislike her, men don’t think she’s sexy, and those Chanel ads induce nausea. My guess is this price for Nicole dates back to Sony overpaying her for that bomb Bewitched. Since then, she’s been doing smaller films, but is signing for studio projects right now. Note to majors: save your $$$ and hire Reese or Angelina.

2. Reese Withspoon, $15 mil. What she should be earning: $25 mil. Reese can do no wrong. Women love her, men love her, the camera loves her. And she’s smart: when she was looking for a new agency, she lamented not owning her Legally Blonde character because it’ll be Broadway bound. Which doesn’t mean all her films are great, but she’s always great in them. She opens a movie. ‘Nuff said.

renee.jpg3. Renee Zellweger, $15 mil. What she should be earning: $5 mil. Renee doesn’t open movies, unless the material is Bridget Jones-cloned. She’s fine as the wife or girlfriend, but then her price needs to be cut by a third. Worse, audiences are getting sick of her changing hair color whenever she changes parts. That’s a dye job, not an acting job. Sadly, she’s lost her once winning girl-next-door quality; now she’s trying to be a fashion diva. Ugh.

4. Drew Barrymoore, $15 mil. What she should be asking: $3 mil. Drew has never been able to open a movie, and she never will. That doesn’t mean she isn’t sweet on screen, but lately her roles have been too saccharine. If only she’d bring back that Poison Ivy edginess she once had. Women like her but they don’t want to be her, whereas men don’t think she’s sexy anymore. Drew’s price should go up when she grows up.

cameron.jpg5. Cameron Diaz, $15 mil. What she should be asking: $7 mil. Put her in a bikini, and she’s worth it. Put her in a chick flick (In Her Shoes, The Holiday), and she’s not. Everyone finds her sexy, but women don’t like her. (I think it’s jealousy. And not just because of Justin.) Plus, she simply doesn’t have much range as an actress from the neck up.

6. Halle Berry, $14 mil. What she should be asking: $5 mil. Once she lost her shot at launching a new franchise as 007’s Jinx, she lost what should have been her biggest paydays. Alas, she’s now the wrong side of 40, and Hollywood is cruel that way.

7. Charlize Theron, $10 mil. What she should be asking: $10 mil. A smart actress, surrounded by smart people, doing smart roles. Just don’t **** it up with too many vanity projects.

angel.jpg8. Angelina Jolie, $10 mil. What she should be asking: $25 mil. There’s no one hotter right now than Angelina on screen and off. Just ask the stalkarazzi. Unless she starts auditioning for sainthood by making too many message movies. Hopefully, she’s too bad-ass for that.

9. Kirsten Dunst, $8 mil-$10 mil. What she should be asking: $1 mil. Eventually, the Spider-Man franchise will end. Marie Antoinette dying in theaters didn’t help her price. She was an idiot not to star in Bring It On sequels for big bucks. She’s not sexy enough; she won’t age well with audiences. This is a career about to end.

10. Jennifer Aniston, $8 mil. What she should be asking: $1 mil. She’s not a movie star. She’s a TV star. Big difference. Most of all, she’s not an interesting actress. She can’t open a movie, and her choice of material is abysmal. By some fluke, The Break-Up did OK business — because of Vince, and in spite of her. (She was about to leave CAA…) Soon she’ll be lucky to snag the next Lifetime movie.