Jen & Vince: The REAL Break-Up

They seemed like a good couple. Such a shame…

For me it is the 10 cents question. Coz I couldn’t care less who she dates. Not interested in her sorry, don’t find anything remotely interesting in her life. Good luck to JA just can we not know about it, please?

I don’t understand why people continue to pay so much attention to a boring has-been…

WHO CARES??

In all honesty I think Jen waited to announce it until now to jump on the “Celebrity Break-Up” PR bandwaggon and join the likes of Reese, Britney and whomever else is “breaking up” these days.

I used to really like Jen, but she just seems to be playing a big publicity game since she and Brad split.

Just my two cents worth. I’m sure others will have their opinions as well.

How do you ever replace Brad anyway? Vince couldn’t that’s for sure..She should of took care of her Man Brad in the first place. .But She didn’t.

Maybe try the other team out?

Too Bad, I was hoping she could settle down with Vince. As for the second comment, you need to get a hold of yourself. So much anger! Jen cares not only for her image but also her Ex’s….she did not let out the true dirty laundry of Brad Pitt’s affair with Angelina. Also when you break up with someone you will usually have one last time with them so, I think both of her trips were just that…to say good-bye! As for Jen dating again, I think she will take her time and if she does she will finally find the right guy! All the best Jennifer!

! Says:

I think you’ve got something there. I just read an article that said Jen and Courtney exchanged “wedding rings” like Oprah & Gayle did. I’ll have to search for the article. Maybe that will be her next move.

You are absolutely 100% right in that there is just no way that anyone could ever replace Brad. What an absolute fool. She had one amazing guy as we all see each and every day. He’s not a guy who plays the field, he’s a one woman man and totally devotes himself 100% to his partner and his family and she threw it all away because she wouldn’t give Brad Pitt a baby! She was a bozo! She could have had it all.

I really think she will start to fade into the background now. I think most Hollywood guys will avoid her like the plauge don’t you. Maybe Courtney will give her a guest spot on her new show on F/X for however long that lasts. Or that Dancing with the Stars rumor will come true.

lolzzzshe should jump at the golden gate with all the shark waiting.

Tracey Says:
she did not let out the true dirty laundry of Brad Pitt’s affair with Angelina.

lol… You are delusional.
Jen fan—crazy. Yea they go hand and hand

Brad did not have an affair. Get facts to back it up B*tch

Jennifer Aniston Buys Wedding Bands?
By Cathy Beers
Dec 4, 2006

An amazing stir was caused over the summer when it was reported that then Jennifer Aniston beau Vince Vaughn had purchased a huge rock for the wedding ring finger of his All-American beauty. There were denials all around and Jennifer was never photographed with the ring.

Jennifer Aniston Buys Wedding Bands

But a new report claims now that it is she that has made the purchase of two wedding bands and neither is for Vince.

***

According to In Touch Weekly Jennifer has purchased two wedding bands - one for her and one for her bestest friend Courteney Cox. The report in the weekly entertainment magazine claims that while shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills on November 11 Jen fell in love with a $9,000 Cathy Waterman diamond and platinum wedding band.

The magazine says she grabbed one for her and one for Cox.

***

According to the item, she got the idea from one of her other friends, Oprah Winfrey. Oprah did the same thing for her pal Gayle king and it is reported that Jen has followed suit.

An insider tells the mag, “Oprah gave Gayle a similar ring and Jen loved the idea and wanted to do the same for Courteney.”

© Copyright National Ledger, http://www.NationalLedger.com
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/printer_10247.shtml

Vince was just a rebound relationship. You don’t get dumped and then hook up for life with your first relationship after. Clearly Aniston needed somebody to help get her thru the hurt…

That’s over…

I say Ed Norton would be a good hookup.
He is talented and respected, but not such a big tab presence that he would outshine her.

Not Edward Norton, please. My boy deserves better than Jen.

Lela
Well we’re talking about JEN and VINCE right now.

“I hope she finds happiness”

Please this ***** will never be happy. She gets too much press playing the victim role.

BTW- Chiniston & classy do not belong in the same sentence.

Its always someone else’s fault and NOT hers……. she was the BEST wife to Brad right, and he just upped and left her for another woman, and its HIS FAULT that she and the other FRAUD dough BOY VV broke up…

The same wife who told an interviewer that HE WAS NOT THE LOVE OF HER LIFE, the same GREAT WIFE who said she had to FORCE HERSELF to go see him after being apart for 6 months… the same best wife who TWICE after winning an award “FORGOT” to thank him, even though he was right in front of her face…. the same “LOVELY CARING” wife who went on SNL and made fun of not having a baby, knowing her HUSBAND had been feining for a child 4ever……but BRAD is insensive….. had he done or said any of these thing he would have been crusified, like he is now by her fans….. But hey, she’s America’s Sweetheart!!!!!!

Who cares who she will date next? She is getting to be a ” has been”, unless she goes out with KFED, then they will be the next tabloid fodder.

Colin Farrell, they both make s*cky movies.

And watch your back Jenny, Oprah’s taking off her earrings and shoes!

Vince was like, what the? And he decided to break it down for Jen

You say ya like to travel
But you don’t even have a ride
Say you like walkin’ around
But your shoes won’t fit
I like certain people
But with wise words to give
I’m walkin’ down onto the pier
And talk to the voice I hear

Said I be leavin’
I’m lookin’ for my wings in the sky
My journey’s long over
And my body’s tired
So when I’m leavin
I’ll make sure I tell you good-bye
I know somebody really loves me (Brazilian Hookers)
But I gotta be leavin’

You say you like nothin’
But somethin’s always on
your mind
You say ya don’t think much
But you’re always tellin’ lies
I can read you
I think your’re about money
and greed
I’ll pack my bags and be on
my way
I can’t stay…

Said I be leavin’
I’m lookin’ for my wings in the sky
My journey’s long over
And my body’s tired
So when I’m leavin
I’ll make sure I tell you good-bye
I know somebody really loves me (Hungarian Hookers)
But I gotta be leavin’

Perez Hilton: “JEN CHINOCCHIO”. Someone else named her JEN FRAUDISTON.

I feel bad for her because I think she needs to be loved unconditionally no matter what she is or does. BUT I still think Brad was the wrong man for her. He is a deep thinker, a believer in causes, a rebel, passionate about architecture, nature and his other hobbies/causes/interests. He loves to fly, love his motorcycle, loves children, loves his causes. Jen was afraid to fly. You never saw her on a motorcycle. She has publicly said she doesn’t do charity like Angelina. She has said that she wanted kids, but only one or two and then we have not seen a lot of evidence that she was in a hurry to produce that one or two. She hated modern furniture and architecture and made sure the world knew by making little snippy comments aimed at Brad. And as another poster detailed, there were many many times when she wasn’t there for Brad (and to be fair vice versa).
So I do not understand why Jen fans still think they belong together or were in such a hurry to throw her into another relationship with Vince so she didn’t look like a loser. I don’t understand why they still hate him and Angelina. It makes no sense to me. Yes he hurt her, but she wasn’t supportive of him in so many ways and she didn’t share his passions and again to be fair he didn’t share all of hers either. He chose to follow his heart and go with a relationship that would provide him the depth and richness he craved. And he found that with Angelina. He has kids, a passion and love with her that he didn’t find with Jen. He has shared interests in charity and flying and cycling etc.
So again, why hate this couple?
Why not, as Jared said, find someone for Jen to love that can share her interests whatever they are. Someone that will only want one child or no children. Someone who will support her needs and her emotional make up. I think whoever mentioned John Stamos for her had a good suggestion. He lived with Rebecca whatever her name is for many many years and she reminds me of Jen. However, I do think he has said he wants several kids…a stumbling block to be sure!
I don’t wish ill things on her, just hope she finds someone she can love. Or if she doesn’t, find peace in being single. A lot of folks are and have no desire to marry. That is fine too.

so what characteristic does Jame Frey and Jennifer Aniston have in common ?

ding ding …. they are both Liars.

Surprise ?? No - Looks like Oprah has liars on her show just for ratings.

All you Oprah fans need to write to her to tell her how you honestly feel about her have liars on her show.

from perezhilton

Jennifer Aniston’s publicist (pictured above) just sent us the following email:

Hey there.
Just saw your item and wanted to correct you. I understand that being mean is your thing and honestly I am not trying to convince you to be any other way. If that’s what makes you happy then by all means go ahead and be mean. It’s just that if you are going to be mean then try being right. We never told People magazine that Jennifer and Vince were still together. Just do a little research and you will find that we told People.com that Jennifer was not engaged, had not been proposed to, and had no ring.

Your venom towards Jennifer and Kirsten is something I will never quite understand because if you actually knew these two ladies you would really like them.

I hope you will fix your item but my expectations are really low.

Stephen Huvane
~~~~~~~~

rebuttal from perezhilton:—

Excuse use???

If Jennifer did not lie to People magazine, then what the **** was THIS all about!!!

Huvane orchestrated to have his client on the cover of People in late October, and the headline screamed “Defending Their Love.”

What more, not only did Maniston lie to us and People magazine, but she also lied to Oprah, and that’s much worse!

In mid-October, Jennifer made an appearance on Oprah and she lied to the talk show host and her millions of viewers, saying that she and Vince Vaughn were still together.

And, even though they had hardly seen each other all of September or October, Huvane himself lied about the status of Maniston’s relationship.

When reports surfaced in October that Chinocchio had been dumped by Vaughn, Huvane issued this statement, claiming that any breakup talk was “rubbish.”

Finally, when it became painfully clear to Mister Huvane and Miz Anitson that they could no longer continue deceiving her “fans,” they turned to their lapdog People magazine this week once again, issuing the following statement on Tuesday night: “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.”

Unfortunately for Chinocchio and Huvane, their history of lies and deception with the public and the media have made them lose all credibility.

Next time you send us an email trying to “spin” us, Stephen, you might want to do a little research and try to be right!

xoxo

Perez

Posted by on December 6, 2006 3:29 AM

truthfully, jake gyllenhaal - at least those are the rumors circling town.

She’ll of course date next a star that will keep her in the news. I would say her next co-star, but I’m not sure she’s going to be making any more movies for a while. But I’ll go with K-Fed for now.

God is fair
Karma at it’s very best .

No one ..remember … no one gets away with creating and doing harm to others in any form . the almighty is fair

I saw that PerezHilton piece. Don’t usually like his entries because he is so mean, but I must admit, he was right on on this one! Laughed my socks off before my morning tea!

It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise???

As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. And given that the Pitts have steadily stayed relevant while Jen has languished in unemployment, can you blame her for telling her publicist Stephen Huvane to tell her other publicist People Magazine to manufacture yet another lie just in time to capitalise on the generous holiday spirit of the MiniVan Majority?

Of course not, gossips. This is textbook Aniston – at once complaining about media interest in her personal life, only to turn around 5 minutes later and publicly announce the details of her split to a man we were never really sure she was dating in the first place.

Vintage, non?

Problem is - one lie begets another lie. And after lying about NOT breaking up when Janice Min and Us Weekly reported that Vince Vaughn had dumped her ass for being too needy and dramatic, after running to Oprah to make sure the blind were still following, Jen has had to lie yet again to make sure her official, sanctioned break up confirmation doesn’t unravel any of her previous fabrications…

Which is why Huvane, in his statement to People, had to go out of his way to underscore that the split occurred AFTER “Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago”. A curiously detailed announcement, don’t you think?

Please, *****…you really need to stop. We can smell your sad cover- up a mile away. And we can smell his relief from here too.

Poor Vince. Wound up tighter than her Pilates ass for over a year, bored out of his frickin’ tree, tired of being trotted out conveniently in a futile attempt to take on the media juggernaut known as Brangelina, tired of watching her not eat at dinner, tired of the girlfriend cleansing/bonding/crying weekends…clearly Vince was dying inside, clearly Vince is already celebrating his freedom – there’s no hurt an Eastern Bloc stripper can’t undo, you know what I mean?

As for Jen, turning 38 in February - a career that has stalled, a personality that is evidently toxic, as Brad hopes for Oscar with Angie by his side…well…suffice to say – it’s panic time. And for Jennifer Aniston, that can only mean one thing: more deception, more work for her publicist, maybe an interview with Vanity Fair and that obnoxious cow Leslie Bennetts, more tears, more tissues, more “revelations”, maybe even an unclever dig at Vince (Elvis called – he wants his bloat back), topped off by another visit to Oprah’s couch at which time The Opes will hoot and holler and shout til she’s blue in the face, extolling the virtues of being single and proud and how important it is to love yourself before loving anyone else, and Jen will say – Yes, yes! I love myself through meditation and yoga and conversations with the Ocean, and the MiniVan Audience will lose its **** at the profound profundity of that statement, and everyone will rip off their bras and empower themselves and cry until they laugh and laugh until they pass out and THAT is why I don’t watch Oprah.

Seriously though, I do want Jen to be happy. Because maybe if she’s happy she’ll finally stop trying to be interesting. And maybe then she’ll realise, like her best friend Courteney Cox, that she’s better off finding lasting love on the B list, time to put away those “tv girl” delusions of grandeur and get with John Stamos, as I’ve been suggesting for almost 2 years.

He’s Greek, she’s Greek, he wants babies, she wants to pretend that she wants babies, he’s goodlooking in that unintimidating way, she’s goodlooking in that I’m-pretty-but-not-enough-for-your-husband-to-cheat-on-you kind of way – if Tom Cruise is unavailable, don’t you think Jen and John are the next best thing? I’m telling you gossips…it’s enough to warrant an honourary statue from the People’s Choice Awards and really, isn’t that really the best she’ll ever get?

Ps. Does anyone else find it funny? The rumours Jen was tapped for a reality tv show? Dancing with the Stars? And that people actually BELIEVED IT???

Never mind the break up, never mind getting dumped - THIS is BY FAR more embarrassing than anything else.

Hee.

Reported On 06/12/2006

WHO CARES!!!!!! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER BECAUSE DATING VINCE VAUGH WAS HER CAREER. CAREER OVER. I HOPE THIS MEANS THAT SHE’LL WILL FINALLY FADE AWAY. I BET SHE’LL BE CRYING HER SLEF TO SLEEP ONCE SHE SHE’S THE COVER OF VOGUE!
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ANGELINA AND BRAD, AT LEAST THEY ARE PUTTING THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE AND USING THEIR TALENTS TO PRODUCE EXCELLENT FILMS. I PREDICT MORE OSCAR NOMINATIONS FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.

Being a fan of a celebrity is obviously a slightly delusional activity, but lets not be totally delusional. She isn’t going to get George Clooney. GC is a BP friend. I don’t think GC will want to date Jennifer after what she did to his friend. I actually don’t think any leading man in hollywood is going to want to date her. They’ll be wondering if they mightn’t find a rabbit in the cooking pot!!

Posted by Delinked on December 06 at 11:05am

ASHYLARRY,

I got the answer for you,

you obviously care d u m b a s s.

You are here aren’t you?

LYLIAN, what exactly did she do to Brad Pitt? I’m sorry, do you have insider information? Does Brad call you on a daily basis to relay his personal life to you? Oh no he doesn’t, oh no, but you know otherwise. Gimme a break, if you’re coming here to taunt, I feel sorry for you. Let the woman be, I mean, if you’re obviously talking about her, she’s got it way better than you do.

NOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO SAY ” THEY WERE NEVER A COUPLE” SHE DID IT FOR SHOW ONLY. I NEVER BOUGHT IT !

I guess: Carrot Top. Perfect match.

Jen and Vince were a Bearded couple! Period. He was in it for publicity..she was in it to hold a position while the Brad Angie thing was happening with Shiloh. Vince will probably date Clay Aiken next and Jen might “marry” Courtney or play the field: Naomi Watts, K.D. Lang, Nicole Kidman,Rosie O’Donnell, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek or Ellen deGeneres or her left over girl friends to name but a few of the Sappho gang. There is a long list of ladies available out there…
The Jen fans just can’t seem to get it that Jen is a gay lady.

Also want to add that Huvane is telling Marc Malkin that they were never that serious anyway and the relationship was just ‘for fun” and all fun things do end. Idiots

Beartrice wake up Honey!!!!!

as far as angie and brad breaking up in the future…well if or when that does happen…they are still a family and will be binded together forever because of that.

Hi-ho…

This is Kermie the FRAUD here. We have a lovely audience here tonight and we will reward you for your loveliness with our special guests tonight. One is from the bowels of obscurity, the other from the bowels of the earth, actually, his grave. The troubadours of truth, in all of their ‘real’ braids, ‘real’ vocal talent, and super-tight biker shorts glory… Milli Vanilli! Yaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!

{Kermie exits stage right; he turns on the phonograph and places the needle on the record}

Curtain opens…

The music of the ages…

I knew it from the start
You would break my heart
But still I had to play this painful part
You wrapped me ’round your little-bitty finger
With your magic smile
You kept me hangin’ on a lovers cross a while
You put your spell on me
Took my breath away
But there was nothin’ I could do to make you stay
I’m gonna miss you

All the love I feel for you
Nothing could make me change my point of view
Oh girl
I’m gonna miss you baby

(CHORUS:)
Giving all the love I feel for you
Couldn’t make you change your point of view
You’re leavin’
Now I’m sittin’ here, Wastin’ my time
I just don’t know what I should do

It’s a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I’m gonna miss you

Like a honey bee
You took the best of me
Now I can’t erase those memories
Like a fairy tale
You were so unreal
You left a scar that’s so hard to heal
When you had a taste of paradise
Back on earth can feel
As cold as ice
I’m gonna miss you
I’m gonna miss you
I miss you

(CHORUS:)
Giving all the love I feel for you
Couldn’t make you change your point of view
You’re leavin’
Now I’m sittin’ here, Wastin’ my time
I just don’t know what I should do

It’s a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I’m gonna miss you

It’s a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I’m gonna miss you

Remember all the lies she gave to the media that “a baby is on the way” when we saw pictures of her puffing cigs after cigs?, why hasnt she learned from her mistake ? Why did she have to lie again about this Vince/Jen fake relationship?

to Jennifer Aniston, it’s not too late. Dont lie anymore . It’s okay to make mistake, but Dont repeat your mistake. learn from it. Stop your pity party. Take responsibility of your actions.

I think she should pull a Demi Moore and look for a 25 year old. Then all her fans can drone on about how she has a “hot, young” man & not a “old guy” like Brad, yadda, yadda, yadda……her fans always have to compare everyone to Brad.. Just goes to show you that Brad is THE standard and any man she hooks up with will be compared to him. I feel bad for the other guys LOL!!!!!

NO, LEAVE BRAD AND ANGIE ALONE…WE LOVE THEM

LETS ALL BLAME JEN ANISTON…

HEY HATERS, GET OFF OF OUR THREAD AND GO TO YOUR OWN….

Now lookey lookey whose here? A pack of fugly vultures waiting for a feast. Why don’t ya be a little grown up and if you ain’t got nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Or maybe AJ didn’t teach you that.

who cares!

For you QQQQ IS A FUGLY HYPOCRITE:
Thanks to Pay Attention.

Pay Attention Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 8:42 am
To Reality.
This is why no one feel sympathy for Jen.

The Mediator for August 5, 2005

“Jen Finally Talks!”

And so we turn to the September 2005 issue of Vanity Fair. Let’s see — is there anything in here that might appeal to the Fametracker reader?

Oh. Yes. There’s some piece in here about Jennifer Aniston.

Let us say straight off that we can’t blame Vanity Fair, or the writer in question, Leslie Bennett, for the article on Aniston presented herein. Any way you slice it, this exclusive interview is a formidable coup — so much so that tabloids from the New York Post to the US/Star/People triumvirate — or, as we like to call it, Ustarple — have trumpeted snatches of quotes from the piece as though they were radical new translations of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

This issue will no doubt fly — fly — off the newsstands. When I stopped in a Manhattan magazine store earlier this week to see if the issue was yet on sale (for I too needed to devour it! Pronto!), the weary clerk answered my panicked query with a testy “Tomorrow, tomorrow,” clearly indicating this was not the first or fourth or fortieth time that someone had come looking for the magazine that day.

And so: a tip of the hat. This article is less…well, an article than a tremendous publicity coup. The only person who stands to benefit more from its publication than does Vanity Fair — Jen Finally Talks! — is, of course, the finally-talking Jen herself.

For those of you who’ve yet to read it, or may be inclined to skip it altogether (pagans! Luddites! Communists!) here’s a short summary:

Jennifer Aniston: Plucky, tough, sexy, modest, maternal, valiant, wronged but not a victim. Most definitely not a victim.

Brad Pitt: Lying, conniving, *****-*******, emotionally stunted, two-faced, hard-hearted ****.

Now you may get on with your day.

It should be pointed out, however, all this preamble not withstanding, that there’s nary a sentence — not a paragraph, a word, a quote — in this piece that could not have been blissfully written by Aniston’s publicity team. We at Fametracker would love to know what veto power Team Aniston had over the photos, the layout, the quotes (”Why, none! None!,” we imagine VF protesting) but, in the end, it probably didn’t matter. There’s no agenda here except to present Jen’s side of the story: airbrushed, polished, and stridently advanced, in the places where she discretely demurs, by her friends, allies and, occasionally, anonymous sources, who may or may not have been prodded to participate by the industrious Team Aniston itself.

It is not our place to question the veracity of this account. It is only our place to point out excerpts such as these:

On Angelina Jolie: “the twice-divorced Jolie — previously known as a tattooed vixen with a taste for bisexuality, heroin, brotherly incest, mental institutions, and wearing her husband’s blood…”

On Brad Pitt: “Pitt could have done more to refute the mean-spirited rumor that his wife wouldn’t bear a child…”

On photos of Pitt with Jolie and her son Maddox: “As Pitt publicly flaunted the instant family he had created…”

On Aniston’s friends: “Her friends are filled with admiration for the way she’s handled the whole mess…”

On Aniston herself: “Although she isn’t talking to Pitt these days, Aniston remains in regular contact with his mother, whom she loves dearly…Aniston is struggling to find a deeper meaning in the debacle…Aniston remains calm and thoughtful…she still has faith in the redeeming power of love itself…’I believe in happily ever after.’”

In this corner: Twice divorced! Bisexuality! Heroin! Mental institutions! Mean-spirited rumors! Public flaunting!

And in the other corner, wearing the saintly trunks: Mother loving! Admiration! Deeper meaning! Calmness! Thoughtfulness! Happily ever after! The redeeming power of love!

Why, it hardly seems like a fair fight at all.

Damn that vicious vixen, Angelina Jolie, who’s blinded the world into believing she’s a caring mother and strong woman, through shameless stunts such as, er, appearing in a flattering photo spread with her son in Vanity Fair just a few months ago.

Damn that duplicitous Brad Pitt, who will no doubt never again grace this magazine’s cover, shirtless, dripping, smiling, with a movie to promote!

Let us denounce those villains and sweep Aniston into our understanding arms, as she comes to us, wounded, in her, um, pajama top and black undies and professionally tousled hair.

In fact, if there’s any message in this article — besides the, you know, Aniston = angel, Pitt = devil, Jolie = homewrecking heroin-fiend brother-******* Delilah message — it’s that, while Aniston may well have the best publicists in the world, she could sure use a better joke writer. Of Pitt’s spiky blond hair, she’ll “toss off a crack” with a “sly smile”: “Billy Idol called — he wants his look back.” Ho, snap! No you did not!

Wait, there’s a call on line two. David Spade called, and he wants his joke back.

And when the writer, Bennett, helpfully prods Aniston for a quotable quip, citing Nicole Kidman’s totally-not-scripted remark on Letterman, after splitting with Tom Cruise, that she was looking forward to “wearing high heels again,” Aniston throws out a jab of her own, complete with a “wry smile” (not to be confused with the sly smile): “I can have a comfortable couch.”

You what? Comfortable who?

Oh, yes. Because Brad likes harsh, uncomfortable modern furniture of the type never featured in Vanity Fair. The *******!

Is Brad Pitt even a human being?

Needless to say, nowhere in this moving paean to the tug and tumult of the human heart does Bennett mention that Aniston is, like, the eighth richest woman in the world. Instead, it’s all “it was so hard for them to find time together,” with very little “they’re so rich they could take ten years off and vacation in Bali full-time if they so chose.” Because, you know, the only thing more gruelling than the schedule of a sitcom star — those brutal, twenty-four-week work years! — is the schedule of an ex-sitcom star, forced to survive on her syndication millions.

And so it goes. But did we rush out and grab our copy of the issue off the quickly dwindling stack on day one? Yes, we did. Did we read this Puff the Magic Profile in one orgiastic sitting on the hot and stuffy subway ride home? Yes, we did. Do we now feel like we’re one iota closer to understanding the “real” story behind Brad and Jen’s break-up? No, we do not. Do we care one whit, as we toss Vanity Fair aside, barely sated, and grab at the nearby mound of salty and salacious Ustarples, gobbling them up like roasted peanuts and pausing only for a quick look at brave Jessica’s new beach-ready bod? (Nick! What Are You Thinking?!)

No. No, we really don’t.
- MFF

FANISTONS TO BAD YOUR IDOL MANISTON CAN`T KEEP A MAN YET AGAIN1

QQQQ IS A FUGLY HYPOCRITE

you are a sad angry mean lost person.. Get a life.

US Weekly

Vince Already Visiting Strip Clubs!

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are broken up and Vaughn doesn’t care who knows it. On November 24, the actor, 36 was spotted partying in Budapest, Hungary, with two pals at an exotic dance club called Moulin Rouge.

“It’s a dressed-up t-tty bar,” says one local. “The girls get pretty wild in there – I saw two put on a very explicit show.” The club features a topless revue before 11 p.m. (Vaughn arrived at 10:30 p.m.) After an hour in the joint, Vaughn moved on to techno hot spot Dokk, where he stayed until 4 a.m., flirting with several women in a private area at the back of the club, according to an onlooker.

“He wasn’t there to dance,” says the source. “It’s a meat market.”

JEN CHINOCCHIO

JEN FRAUDISTON

ATT JARED.

PLEASE BAN
QQQQ IS A FUGLY HYPOCRITE

Damn this chick makes me nauseous. Please, GO AWAY!

I think she should date John Stamos next - he’s HOT, he’s greek like her and they both eventually want kids!

Hi, I’m a BP AND AJ LOVER…I will defend them to the death. I request that you not come to BP/AJ threads and talk negatively. We as fans are just in support of this family and do not care about Brad’s ex because she is the past and he’s moved on and so have we….

flash to this thread….

I HATE JA, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, SHE SUX, SHE CAUSED THE BREAK UP, FOCK HER FOR WHAT SHE DID TO BRAD, I HATE HER, SHE STINKS, SHES A HAS BEEN, I HATE HER SO MUCH….

flash to the next BP/AJ Thread:

Please, we’re in support of this loving family that deserves admiration and just ask for you to be kind and respectful. You can still like JA but do not hate on Brad or Angie on this thread. We are a kind and loving family of fans.

One word…
crazy HYPOCRITES

I’m so glad this lie is over.

QQQQ IS A FUGLY HYPOCRITE Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 11:27 am

You know, I absolutely agree with you that Brad could not have been lying when he said stories about Jennifer not wanting children is absolutely BULLS**T. I agree that there can be no two ways of interpreting what he said. he was unequivocal. he didn’t say “I choose to believe Jennifer wants children.” No, he was clear. Stories that Jennifer didn’t want children was BULLSH*T and of course, as a fan, I believe him.

Given that brad’s statement was unequivocal, why do you think Jennifer’s friend said that Brad wasn’t sufficiently clear in saying that Jennifer did want children. It seems it was clear to you and it was certainly clear to me.

Then the friend goes on to say that it was Brad who didn’t want kids that much. Hmmmm. Now why would she say that and why would Jennifer allow that to be published. And yet, the fact is, he’s adopted 2 beautiful children, whom he describes are as much his as if they were from his blood. And of course, I believe Brad when he says that. so it seems Brad wants kids and the friend was wrong.

Now, as a fan, I believe brad. if he says jennifer wants children, I believe him. I’m sure she does. Many women do. You are clearly a Jennifer Fan, don’t you believe her and her Best Friend CC when they said they believe there was no affair??? Many marriages fall apart without 3rd parties being involved. Dont you believe her?? Are you (gasp:-) saying that Jennifer is a liar??

I’m sorry but the insanity that is Jennifer Aniston’s fandom is just amazing and if it wasn’t so funny it’d be scary.

Good Lord. Did these people really think Vaughn and Aniston were a couple? I mean, COME ON!

They’re all just mad at themselves. You know the saying…Fool me once.

Huvane’s spin to Marc Malkin

Let the Jennifer Aniston-Vince Vaughn guessing games begin.

With People magazine’s big confirmation tonight from their reps that they’re kaput, I’m sure there will be plenty of reports—well, speculation—of what went wrong with Vaughniston.

Certain to be rehashed is the so-called breaking news from not so many months ago that Aniston and Vaughn got engaged.

I want to point out that they were never engaged. A source super close to the couple assured me then and assures me now that Vaughn never popped the question, there was never a ring and most important, Aniston has never spoken about wanting to marry the Wedding Crashers funnyman.

But this does not mean, as certain tabloid outlets will suspect, Aniston puts career before family. It simply means she was having fun with her Break-Up co-star. The fun has come to end. Unfortunately, Aniston now has to put up with the not so fun task of living through another split in a very public spotlight.

tick tock, tick tock…

People - Maniston and VV broke up. Big deal!!!! They were just dating (heck, for the majority of the time, they were only “good companions”). People break up, people make mistakes. Vince obviously realized his mistake and he is moving on. I’m sure Maniston will also move on. Let her be. Although she may need an extra case of cigarettes during her tanning session - you know with the break-up stress. Will someone from Marlboro take care of her.

X’s manager/agent wutever he is, is single n straight ryt? y don’t they just hook up 2gether hehe….

Did anyone mention Ed Norton ? Ed is one of Brad’s Best friend, after what she had done on Brad, I don’t think Ed nor GC will ever hook up with her. She really need a grandpa type like Michael Douglash or the no. 5th wife of Donald Trump. how about that.

Some of you haters sound crazy and sad, some of you that don’t like her will be honest and say “Hey, I don’t like this chick but I feel bad for her and wish her the best.”

Some of you haters sound as if you get off of this so much, you’re probably masturbating while reading about her life’s stresses.
Sick.

Fed-X , the sperm donor, would be a good match for Maniston, both are famewhore.

lela Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 10:00 am

Who says break-ups are bound to happen, or are you just being baised?

Whether you like Jen or not, at least she doesn’t flash her vadge all over the place like Paris, Britney, and Lohan! Hopefully the ‘break up’ won’t send her pantiless and flashing now!

This is so bad for her and her reputation. If she hadn’t of had the melt down and given that crazed interview w/People and then go on Oprah again denying it, it could of been handled differently. Now she just looks out of control.

Big ole clusterf*ck!

Aniston seriously needs to get rid of Huvane and get someone else like a Ken Sunshine. She needs someone who isn’t going to allow her to run roughshot over them and who kisses her a**

You haters are sad Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 11:53 am
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I’m not sad, I’m happy, and I’m not crazy cause everything I believed about her is turning out to be true

I don’t like her and I don’t wish her the best because she got caught up in her own web.

For heaven’s sake, stop lying , Jennifer Aniston.
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This is her biggest downfall. She lies ALL the time and then tries to cover it up and just makes a big mess out of everything. Vince will survive but she won’t. This is a blow to her reputation. Best thing for her to do is go away for a loooong time. Stay out of the spot light and concentrate on cleaning up her act and reputation. Then re-enter public life and when she does be an HONEST person even if it means risking embarassing yourself.

She really did it to herself this time.

Jennifer Aniston spent way too much time in worrying about what she looks, how to appear in the public eyes.

We kept seeing her running to media saying things that have no substance. Who cares about whether you have a home grown boob or whether you bought your boob.

She should learn from Nicole Kidman. She never bad moutthed anybody after her divorce. She channelled her time into movie making. Look, she got Oscar.

What she is doing is actually backfiring on her, in my opinion.

my 1m:

SAYS: She never did her fair share as a wife.

RIDICULOUS!!! But funny. 2 thumbs up for comedy!!!

What a bunch of crazy haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know? Answer: Gossip rags!

If I were to hate on Pitt, you would say not to believe what I read, don’t believe the gossip rags.

MAN, WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!

No, you don’t have to like her but to act as if you know her, go see a therapist please because YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.

No, you don’t have to support her but to be that nasty and horrible of a person…yuck, I feel sorry for your family.

QQQQ is the same person that says “weve moved on from JA, I don’t even know who that is.”

But here the man ***** is. Talking crappy stuff. Just watch. Can’t wait til theres another sighting of Brad. Just wait.

Jennifer Aniston lied to the public about the baby issue. You may say, everybody lies. But think Clinton. He got caught lying to the public about the Monica Lewinsky affair. He was impeached by the house. Why, because Clinton is a public figure. Dont stand out there in front of the media and lied.

In a similar vein, Jennifer Aniston is a celebrity. She should not lie to the public about the baby issue. You cannot even argue she changed her mind about family. The fact that we caught her smoking cigarettes after cigarettes clearly shows she absolutely had NO intent of having a baby during the marriage. If there was NO intent of doing something, how can you argue she changed her mind. Lying to the public INTENTIONALLY is a fraud. Now, mind you, dont get sidetracked that she had the right to choose when to start motherhood. We are NOT talking about whether she had the right or not . We are stating a fact. The fact is “she lied”.

Trust is important . I do hope she will change for the better. Again, I dont hate her. I wish her no ill will.

With this recent announcement of Vince and Jen, I do hope she will do some serious thinking, and start telling the truth from now on.

Pray for the haters. Says:

December 6th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Here is a prayer for the haters:

Thank you God for all the blessings that you have given to us today and please bless those hateful people that say such mean things about a human being. Please bring them peace and happiness in their life and take away the cruel venom that they spew. Please teach them that life is so much better when you spread love rather than hate. Please god, bless them as you’ve blessed me and cure them of their ill. Thank you god for looking over me and my family, and bless JA too, because she needs a support greater than anyone can give. Thank you god, may those hateful people wake up with a greater purpose in their life so that they may be happy.

I pray that you move on and become better people, I feel sorry for you.
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send a copy to your girl she started all this B.S. and I don’t think she’s coming from a loving place. she’s bitter and hateful. she needs a blanket party

Yes, IF Jen An lied, then she would be the first actor to do so.

*Cough* Angie and Brad boinking in Africa.

You haters are sad Says:

Sick freaks that probably enjoy snuff films. This is basically what you’re doing, get off watching this woman practically die.

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“… watching this woman practically die…”? Are you serious?

Your mentality is part and parcal the reason why the backlash is particularly harsh. Jennifer Aniston has never been in real jeopardy. She wasn’t ailing; she wasn’t brutalized; she wasn’t held hostage. She may have been disillusioned and disappointed, but that isn’t death. Dana Reeve was in public life, facing death, and sadly, she succumbed. Despite her habits, Jennifer Aniston is healthy and able to go on with her life. Her fans attached the having a man, getting to the altar at break-neck speed, and having a baby as the definition of Jennifer being okay.

If you’re a fan of JA, and that’s your right, let these people saying such nasty things be. Leave ‘em alone. They are not worth it!!
They don’t realize that no one is telling them that they can’t have an opinion, they don’t have to like or be a fan of JA but to say such ugly things isn’t necessary.

JA FANS, these nasty people wouldn’t say anything to JA if they were to pass her on the street…instead they would run to work or to a web-site to brag about how they saw her and then say how ugly she is…and if they want to live a life like that, don’t feel sorry for JA, feel sorry for them.

Just let them be. Hateful people need to be ignored, not given attention. Most JA fans do not feel the need to come here and defend her because they love her in their own right. Just let ‘em be, let ‘em gather on this post and say their mean things…whatever it takes for them to go to sleep at night.

HMMM AND PIPER WITH A LOW….

hypocrites.

I’m a hater and a crazy sick one at that:

What a low life you have.
a perfect example of the intelligence level of the majority of Aniston fans.
your demented posts have to stop.

I can’t ignore their ugliness, it’s spread too much darkness.
If these people were actual Brad Pitt fans, they’d follow his lead by moving past her, but they’re stuck in the past. They obviously do care about her in some shape or fashion…because here they are, SPENDING TIME trashing her. What an oxymoron….I HATE HER SO MUCH THAT I’M GOING TO COME AND SPEND TIME TO SAY MEAN THINGS. How ridiculous. If you hate her, follow Brad and move on already. But you can’t, ‘cuz in a way, you love her as much as you do Angie & Brad…cuz here you are, typing away. I feel sorry for your messed up family that taught you that it’s okay to do this, to be so vile and ugly to a person that you have never met. You would JA on the street and wouldn’t say a word but instead hide behind your keyboard and feel you have the power. The power you have but you don’t use is called judgement. Karma is a biotch and here you are, not caring about that. I feel sorry for you and your sad life. It’s like “hey, I hate Pizza, I can’t stand it, it sux” and then you’re caught at Pizza Hut…it’s like saying “I hate lesbians” and then being caught in a lesbian bar. People that hate homosexuals are called homophobic and are looked down at. You should be labled Anistonphobics and seek some type of treatment for your obvious problem.

I hate country music…………but I’ll go to a bar to make fun of it.

I hate football…………but will go to a game to trash it.

I hate all types of concerts……….but will attend one to heckle the performer.

I hate people that eat any type of meat……….but will go to a steakhouse to ridicule.

These people are a waste of time and a waste of life…their own life.

No hate here. Just trying to find her the perfect man - one that would suit all her needs. Brad was definitely not a match made in heaven nor was Vince. . . and as far as saying it to her on the street. I’d love to! Her conceited, stoned ass needs a good telling off. . .especially when she blocks up LAX to have a photo-op fest and then has bystanders cars towed because she doesn’t want the “fans too close”. I’d love to say something to her dumb, skinny ass about her smoking at restaurants when it’s illegal and she feels she has the right to, or doing substance in the bathrooms. . .

Ha Chinny Chin, what do YOU look like?

Ha ha.

Because you’re obviously a movie star posing, huh?

So who are you?

Angelina Jolie probably.

Here I got some….

I hate my parents….but I’ll visit them on X-mas just to talk trash.

I hate my job……but will go to it everyday just to be angry.

I hate movies……but will go to watch just so I can be mad.

I hate where I live….but won’t move so I can be hateful.

I hate Regis & Kelly but watch every morning.

I think Rosie on the view sux, but I TiVO it everyday.

I hate African Americans but will sleep with ‘em just to talk about them.

I hate gays but will frequent a gay bar just to hate on them.

YUP, THEY SURE ARE IDIOTS….
I hate I hate I hate but here I am here I am here I am….
spending my life away.

Aniston has nothing to offer Stamos. Younger? In 20s? Famous? KFed!! KFed is perfect. He needs money and she wants fame. It’s perfect.

excerpt from perezhilton regarding the split of vince and jen:-

Huvane orchestrated to have his client on the cover of People in late October, and the headline screamed “Defending Their Love.”

What more, not only did Maniston lie to us and People magazine, but she also lied to Oprah, and that’s much worse!

In mid-October, Jennifer made an appearance on Oprah and she lied to the talk show host and her millions of viewers, saying that she and Vince Vaughn were still together.

And, even though they had hardly seen each other all of September or October, Huvane himself lied about the status of Maniston’s relationship.

When reports surfaced in October that Chinocchio had been dumped by Vaughn, Huvane issued this statement, claiming that any breakup talk was “rubbish.”

Finally, when it became painfully clear to Mister Huvane and Miz Anitson that they could no longer continue deceiving her “fans,” they turned to their lapdog People magazine this week once again, issuing the following statement on Tuesday night: “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.”

Unfortunately for Chinocchio and Huvane, their history of lies and deception with the public and the media have made them lose all credibility.

I think that she should hook up with that guy from that show on the WB….someone help, it’s about the 2 brothers and they’re like ghost hunters or catchers or something and drive a nice, black, vintage car. Anywhoo, the blonde guy on that show is HOOOOTTTTTT

Next PR Move - REHAB. Just wait, you’ll see - either her or Vince. She’ll go in for an emotional rehab or she’ll stand by his side as his “friend” to help him get through.
I think she’ll date Gwen Paltrow’s little brother - or what about Brad’s brother??!!!!

hey, maybe she will start hanging with the Hilton , Spears crowd, just to exxtend her 15mins. Get ready i feel another pity party comming!!!!!

We dont wish Jennifer Aniston any ill will or bad luck.

Most of the posts are pointing to the FACTS on what she did, such as her making snide remarks on her ex, her lying about wanting children, her lying about a relationship that never existed, her insecurities and all her personal issues.

May be all these posts will serve as a wake up call to her.

I believe STATING the facts and observations are NOT the same as wishing Jen bad luck. Make sure you dont get that confused !!!

When you call someone a biotch, that’s not stating fact…

when you get things out of the mags that you say (when they say something bad about Brad and angie) not to believe…then shut up…you cant have it work both ways for you BCBG…oh, does Brad call you too? Gosh he does get around to a lot of people here. Otherwise we know nothing but what the rags put out there but do not believe what they say about angie and brad, cuz its not true then.

Double standards up the butt

who cares what the mags say - how about just straight from the horse’s mouth herself. aniston on oprah anyone? aniston in vanity fair? aniston at lax? she’s a great TV actress. she’s a horrible movie actress. she HAD great hair. she has a coke issue. she smokes too much. she’s bitter. and she likes to hang with boys that act like they are still in a fraternity. are we to really believe her when she says her boobs aren’t fake either?? just like her nose right? because she is not shy when it comes to the knife. . .

Adrymala, didn’t her and Brad like to smoke their weed? Why doesn’t anyone knock him for that? is he a bad father and continue to do this, because thats what I’ve heard….he calls me late and night to tell me his urge to smoke pot and pray to the budha that he has in the bedroom the holds the porn that him and angie watch.

HERE IS AN ANGELINA QUOTE:

“I have many lovers, I don’t need Brad”.

Oh, no…did she lie?

Fastforward to her and him boinking at the Parker in palm springs

nothing wrong with porn, especially if you are watching it with brad pitt.
weed/coke? don’t see the comparison?
but Denial you probably think mary cheney got pregnant by having sex with a man, right?

Adrymala is probably the taco stand guy.

denial needs a life.

these sorry excuse for people need to go and do their husbands instead of wasting their time writing things here.
yeah sure you dont care about JA, but youre here typing.
sure you know facts, yeah, youre an insider source.

you need to get a life. if you you hated a certain presidential party, you dont go to their party if they lose the race, do you? thats what these people are doing. JA isn’t doing good and these people are flocking to the scene cuz thats the only enjoyment they get out of life. go stick to your side and we will stick to ours. or go do your husbands cuz they are probably out doing your maids

denial and QQQQ IS A FUGLY HYPOCRIT.. same person

husbands? maids? what life are you living?
try lovers and do your own laundry, lazy.
i don’t hate JA at all. just wish she’d go back to TV.

Ooops, sorry….Bayshore, NY?

supsicious_package Says:

December 6th, 2006 at 9:45 am
I’d like to recommend Matthew McConogay, since she is so accustomed to bearding after her year with Vince. They could tan topless and smoke dope all day. A match made in heaven.
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Matt would probably rather date her dog Norman, than that Fug, lying Fraud.

where is bayshore audrey? do you access it via long island drive or another route?

MADISON,

Thank you for that and fully agree. The last line in your post hits the nail right on the head.

to DANCER,

It has been very long time that I’ve read a comment so beautifully written like yours. Thank you for this. It was really great.

P.S. I hope that Jen won’t date someone whom I like, please no! Vince was very fine choice

Although Jen’s fans are sad to find her relationship with Vince didn’t work out, i think i speak for us all when we say that they both entered it with dignity and class, and ended it the same manner. It’s nice to know that they didn’t use their celebrity to stage photo shoots all around the world, but kept it private so that all any press can do is “second guess” or make ASSumed statements about it…Only Jen and Vince know … It still amazes me how some radical groups pretend to be in-the-know generate radical thinking lies to enhance their personal fanatical “relationship” with celebrities who would most likely have their body guards haul their crazy azzes off if they ever came face to face…..
Be happy Jen…you deserve it!

tba Says:

December 6th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Vaughn must be so relieved to have “officially” pried Aniston off his coattails. It will be mildly amusing to see whose coattails she rides next. She’s dangerously close to “Dancing with the Stars” status and it’s going to be much harder for her and Huvane to find a fairly respected actor who’ll play along.

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I am so glad that Vince finally Dumped X and is happily going on with his life, I lost lots of respect for him, with the fraud and lying him and X did. But I do kind of like the guy, I like his acting. He should win an Oscar for being in that Fraud of a relationship. I hope he finds someone, he def, deserves much better than the X

Okay, when will she fired SH? Because she has to do something about this. People are calling her a liar all over the internet.

“He’s missing a sensitivity chip”

Maybe since her movies seem to have prophetic titles she should do a movie called “Becoming a star/good actress”. “Finding true love”, “The road to happiness”, “Sense and Sanity”, “No more lies/tears/screaming at the ocean”…
Who knows, it may come true

Shall we all just conclude that MISS Aniston is a disaster inside and out? OK then - lets talk about someone we give a **** about.

“I want a career, I want children, I want to have it all!”

Aniston is exactly where she was 2 years ago. She’s not evolving, she’s devolving. Both in integrity and reputation. Go Aniston!

I love the CANTKEEPAMANISTON —- best play on words yet today.

We can just sit back and watch Mr. Huvane try to work his magic on this latest “Victim Faux Pas”…..

OKRA are you reading and booking any time soon? Thought not. Or, maybe you are waiting for the book to be published and then the Hallmark Special “The Holidays Bring Out the Victim in Me - The Story of Jennifer Cantkeepamaniston.

I will laugh all day at that one…… I’d love to see how E.T. handles this, but it’s my annual xmas celebration out with the gals (dinner and casino) oh yeah…

“Just being able to go to the water’s edge and scream – “

“I can have a comfortable couch again”

Well, she still has us and her yoga and Courtney too.

“I have to think there’s some reason I have called this into my life,” . “I have to believe that – otherwise it’s just cruel.”

“I’m a partnership person, and if something happens you instinct is to share it – but you’re no longer part of a couple. I definitely miss that. It’s sort of like Bambi – like you’re trying to learn how to walk”

Brad Pitt: “Norman likes me better anyways”

“I’m really proud of how I conducted myself.”

from laineygossip 11/3/06

A ten person police escort out of LAX? - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos.

Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in advance for protection. And I’m not the only one curious about the overkill. TMZ also asked the question – why not use the back exit?

Furthermore as Laura W pointed out in her email to me yesterday – if security is such a concern, why not take a private plane from any number of private and less publicly accessible airfields in and around the Los Angeles area?

Answer: Because if that were the case, no one would have seen her.

Don’t tell me someone like Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have the cash or the clout to make private travel arrangements. Hell, if Howie Mandel can score a private ride out of Heathrow within a few hours during the terrorist threat, Jennifer Aniston can CERTAINLY score a private ride out of London if she really wanted to, and something tells me that would take minutes.

But then again – Brad Pitt is up for an Oscar nomination, the beautiful Angelina and her beautiful children are making waves in India, Reese Witherspoon is the new Pity Poster Girl, and even Nicole Kidman just landed a People Magazine cover.

Do you smell jealousy? Or is Humble Jen really just trying to “live her life”?

Please.

Always a fraud, still a fraud.

“I would be a robot if I said I didn’t feel moments of anger, of hurt, of embarrassment,”

Aniston doesn’t owe the public an explanation, but, we’ll get one and it will all be Brad’s fault.

I’m shocked, I tell you, as the whole world is shocked.

And how dare she compare herself to Bambi. Do not insult Bambi.

“Billy Idol called – he wants his look back,”

“I feel like I’ve earned a superpower shield,”

Stupid haters, keep it up, ILMFAO Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 12:37 pm

Ha Chinny Chin, what do YOU look like?

Ha ha.
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I’m happy enough with my looks–I never got my hairline raised or my nose done, and I definitely don’t have an anvil-shaped head.

Also, I have 2 healthy kids and a good marriage–things Jen Jen will never have—MEOW. Ha Ha

Have you all considered the following, perhaps JA really was the one who wanted children and brad really did not want to have any with HER! It is clear the person JA we are learning to know about day in and day out is the real JA in normal life - just read her interviews in Vogue with Jonathan van meter who describes her neurosis which such candour that you actually have to wonder if this is a grown woman or a child - which brings me back to the following. Brad clearly loves children - but the thought of having to bring a child into this world and be burdend with not one but “two” was certainly something that could have been off putting. I dont think he felt that she was emotionally stable, ready or mature enough to be able to have a child as she can not even take care of herself without having a support structure of all around her.

So stop shouting out she did not want to have a child, the reality is probably that brad just did not want her to be the mother of his children.

“He just wasn’t there for me,”

“Nothing’s broke,”

“Maybe a little bruised.”

“She said I’m homely, It literally ruined my night. “

A day in the life of cantkeepamaniston…

8am: wake up and shave the chin hairs & go back to sleep
10:30am: wake up again and have a pint of ice cream
11:00am: call the pi and see if the husband is cheating again
11:30am: feeling kinda horny, busting out the VOGUE and fingering myself
11:31am: repeat
11:32am: repeat
11:33am: repeat
11:34am: ice cream break
11:35am: repeat
11:36am: nap time

C’mon with the quotes cantkeepamaniston, just get off okay?

What are you reading? Quotes from a woman that just went/was going through a divorce. Wow, what a biotch…she said how she felt….yuck, what a horrible person. Give me a freaking break, get over it already.

“I HAVE MANY LOVERS, I DON’T NEED BRAD.” -Angelina Jolie

katie -

It is POSSIBLE that Brad did not see Jen as a fit mother. I guess Brad found out Jen had many personal issues. I do believe she is not quite stable, may be that’s why she is chain smoking.

I am sure Brad discussed the issue of family with her (wanting children with her or not). Remember in Charlie Rose interview, Brad said they both laid everything on the table no matter how difficult the problem may be. So, if Brad didnt want children with her, she knew about it. With all the full knowledge, why lied to the media on the baby issue???

Like someone said, bottom line, she is a liar.

Ooohh, JA is a liar…like we all haven’t lied in our lives. Stupid hypocrites huh. Ooohhhh, she lied and now I’m upset. I’ve never lied.

yeah right, we lie everyday stupid a-ses.

A ‘Friend’ in need,
but not in deed?

Nancy Balbirer (below) helped Jennifer Aniston (above) get a foothold in New York before the days of ‘Friends’ fame. The reward for her trouble? Snubs from the new superstar and a rejection from the show, Balbirer claims.

Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d been nicer to fellow actress Nancy Balbirer, who shared a West Village apartment with her in the late 1980s.

Then maybe Balbirer wouldn’t have ratted her out the other night at Joe’s Pub, where an audience of actors and writers shrieked with laughter during an evening of readings to mark the paperback release of “The Underminer: Or, the Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life.”

The 40-year-old Balbirer was among the performers who told stories of their own personal “underminers.” Balbirer’s “underminer” was “a famous sitcom actress” called “Jane” — a thinly veiled Aniston — who she met when both were auditioning to be extras on “Saturday Night Live.”

A Lowdown spy reports: “Jane, who had recently graduated from the High School of Performing Arts, was a few years younger than Nancy and was the daughter of a soap actor and a plastic-surgery victim who had divorced. Nancy let Jane live rent-free in her Village apartment for a few months.

“Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. The pair went on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes together. Jane advised Nancy to try and be ‘more f—able’ on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said ‘came from her Greek half.’

“Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it’s unattractive, especially in a town like L.A.

“After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show’s producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week’s pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again.”

When Lowdown repeated the dish to Aniston, via her flack Stephen Huvane, she was not amused. “Jennifer does know this woman Nancy, and she did live with her for a little bit, but did not live rent-free,” Huvane insisted after consulting Aniston. “They were never close friends — it was not that kind of relationship.”

Huvane vehemently denied Balbirer’s claims of plastic surgery. As for the hiring-firing incident: “The girl did try out for a role on ‘Friends,’ but the girl just didn’t get it. The cast doesn’t get involved in casting — especially the first year. She just sounds like an opportunist who’s using Jennifer to get attention. This is mean-spirited.”

Balbirer told Lowdown the “Jane” story “is part of a new solo show and book I’m writing called ‘Take Your Shirt Off And Cry,’ about my life in show business and Hollywood.” And Warner Bros. has acquired movie rights to “The Underminer” for Management 360 — Vince Vaughn’s management company.

chinny chin,
you are the only one posting, changing names, talking to yourself.someone needs a life

When have I changed names stupid? Read all the posts. Get ur sh-t straight before you say anything.

YEP, how can I be talking to myself? You’re reading them ain’t ya?
So shut the fock up.

whoever Says: December 6th, 2006 at 2:21 pm

I think that Jen and Vince did have a relationship for a while, its over, move on..I also don’t think that Jen EVER said that she was pregnant, like a few people on here have said. If Brad wasn’t happy with Jen, okay, but he should have gotten a divorce before he got someone else pregnant. I think Jen handled the situation a lot better than I would have..I don’t care who she lied to, she didn’t owe anyone any kind of explanation for anything that was going on in her life..I think shes beautiful ( its ridiculous when people say she looks like a man) and I think shes a good person..Good luck to her.

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Jennifer filed for divorce in March 05, Shiloh wasnt born until the end of May 06….what’s your problem? I think if someone files divorce, they ARE saying that the marriage is over, and so yeah, a divorce was gotten BEFORE Brad & Angelina got pregnant.

I’m really getting damn tired with people acting like Jennifer & Brad were together before they even separated legally! Damn, it’s on record, “they were splitting up long before Angelina so why should he have to wait to move on with his life?!”

Your thinking her a good person doesn’t mean she is one. She’s allowed people like yourself to believe she’s been the victim (EVEN when she states “don’t make me your victim”) of Brad’s actions when so much is floating about out of her lips PROVING she’s no more one than I am. Proving that she took her life for granted, and it’s her ego that’s taken a hit, but it’s by her own doing that it has, then by all means continue to delude yourself and wish her the best, but I’m telling ya, behind closed doors she probably could care less if you did.

jpf

Wait, when BP & AJ hit the skids…there’s gonna be DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL

CHIN ALWAYS HAS NORMAN!

# Chinny Chin is obese Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 2:42 pm

Wait, when BP & AJ hit the skids…there’s gonna be DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL

that hasn’t happened yet has it. We are talking about Jen and Vince not Jen and Brad, and not Brad and Angie. Try to stay focused

TO LOSER,

Read the other posts stupid a-s, then try sarcasm. Get ur facts straight first biotch.

With all the break up news surfacing in HW (Vaughniston, Lance Bass, Brody/Bilson, ect..), what do you guys think People should name their next issue?

She should start hanging with Brit, Paris and Lindsay ! She is a who-re too after all

Mai says…

Tracy, u’r delusional and truly gullible !! They’re turning you into a sucker…be kind to yourself!

And would they be?? I will believe what I chose to believe.

I’m always kind to myself and you are an idiot!

WHO WILL DATE CHINS BARREN UTERUS NEXT?

Ok CantkeepAmaniston, it was funny at first but now it’s really starting to grate.

Chinny Chin is obese? Ditto

Chinny Chin is obese;

Um, why the foaming at the mouth. You need to get scooting to all of the other blogs where your idol Aniston is taking major hits as the liar and fraud that she is.

She overplayed her hand and now she’s just overplayed.

She’ll get the brunt on this one, which will be a culmination of the brunt she should have taken over her last breakup. Not the 2% she so magnanimoulsy took on.

from dlisted

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn announced yesterday that they are not together anymore. Their spokeswhores claim they broke-up a few weeks ago. Star Magazine is reporting that they did not break-up before Thanksgiving. Apparently, Jennifer begged Vince to fly from London (where he was shooting) to Los Angeles to spend the holiday with her. Vince shrugged her off and instead flew to Budapest where he met 20-year-old Laura Mallory Lane.

Laura is a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio, TX. Laura sent an e-mail to her friends saying she met Vince at a restaurant where he was dining. After dinner they had cocktails and then went back to Vince’s hotel room where they did the deed.

Jen apparently only found out a little while ago and this is the main reason for the split.

Hmm…this whole thing just doesn’t seem that big of a deal. Methinks the two might have never been together and now that the Break-Up DVD is out, their work is done! Jen is free to be miserable on the beach with her dogs and Vince is free to get fatter and greasier! I think the whole thing from beginning to end might have been one huge pr stunt!

Patty Says: December 6th, 2006 at 1:43 pm

Although Jen’s fans are sad to find her relationship with Vince didn’t work out, i think i speak for us all when we say that they both entered it with dignity and class, and ended it the same manner. It’s nice to know that they didn’t use their celebrity to stage photo shoots all around the world, but kept it private so that all any press can do is “second guess” or make ASSumed statements about it…Only Jen and Vince know … It still amazes me how some radical groups pretend to be in-the-know generate radical thinking lies to enhance their personal fanatical “relationship” with celebrities who would most likely have their body guards haul their crazy azzes off if they ever came face to face…..

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OMG… some people are so delusional. Jen knows her fans well I guess, they will believe ANYTHING!

but still.. are they blind too? for someone who claimed they werent together but then got all upset when reported they broke up! goes on oprah denies break up.. before that called in oprah to deny dating.. now it turns out they WERE dating when she told oprah they werent…

jen is the biggest attention wh*re around.

LOL,

go back to shoving the dildo up your a-s if thats what gets you off you stupid judgement fat focking loser. Leave the biotch alone, or is your life on TV for all the world to see? Give her focking peace and move on with your life. Stupid trash.

HEY I hate JA and I know her so well and shes like the only celeb that has denied something and she is such a wh o r e and i hate her cuz shes mean and stupid and i just hate her and she messed over brad and she feels sorry for herself and she did this all to herself and shes so stupid she needs therapy.

Yeah yeah yeah….SO WHAT!! How does that fock up your life so much that you need to spend time on here talking shiot about her! Not a god dang thang and if Brad saw what you idiots type, he’d probably try to help you get therapy to get over her already. move on, she didnt do shiot to you. if you dont like her, dont watch her on TV stupid a-ses! Why the fock would you hate a particular thing, then take time out of your life to go and watch it. Cuz you aint got nothing better to do.

HMMM,

no its your biotch of a mom back from the dead getting revenge on your lazy ugly a-s. no go and get ur hubby out of rehab cuz im rolling over in my grave at how you live your life

Hi, I’m a hater and JA is stupid and focked up her marriage…do I know her, fock no.

Hi, I’m a hater and although she wasn’t accused of cheating, I think she’s a wh o re…do I have proof, fock no.

Hi, I’m a hater and I hate her skinny ugly ass….what do I look like? Who cares, I’m not JA.

Hi, I’m a hater and hate JA’s movies…why do I watch them if I hate her? It’s cuz I hate her.

Hi, I’m a hater and I’m perfect….and unlike JA, I’ve never done the following things and neither have any other celebs:

I’ve never felt sorry for myself
I’ve never been separated
I’ve never gone through a divorce
I’ve never lied
I’ve never told a version that wasn’t the truth
I’ve never turned my back on a friend
I’ve never not wanted kids
I’ve never chosen a career over my husband
I’ve never been insecure
I’m always perfect

When you people that HATE her so much can honestly say the above things, then come back and judge. Until then, get off of the pedestal. If this chick is really focked up in the head, she needs more intensive therapy, not a bunch of loonies wishing her away.

Chinny Chin is obese Says:

December 6th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Foaming at the mouth?

IS that what your mom does after she sux her boyfriends co-k?
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Well, that’s mature.

With fans like you, well, Aniston needs more fans.

Yeah, like what people are saying about her is mature as well…when everyone knocks the sh-t talking off, so will I. Until then, fock you too.

What was Brad supposed to do? He wanted kids, and her doctor told Aniston that any offspring of hers would have such a gargantuan chin and nose it would rip apart the uterus before birth.

Who would want children with a selfish old maid who is disgusted by the thought of having to babysit her God child???? She’ll never have kids - she’s too self-centered. If she ever does, it will only be to get people’s chins wagging ( pardon the pun ).

Totally agree with Millie…. Jen has cried wolf waaaaay too many times. This breakup of a ’supposedly’ relationship was unsurprisingly to be expected. Heck it was not even a sure thing, it was all presumptions and yes, manipulations. And even IF and that is a big IF, we are to believe they really did have a relationship, it definitely was without substance. No common long term goals. Just a friggin’ NEED. And that ain’t gonna last!

Ed Norton - no way, the guy is way tooo smart (Harvard/Princeton?grad). No convo there. Duh! And not John Stamos either. I would feel sorry for him - poor guy. Best for Jen is Huvane…. birds of the same feather flock together.

Courtney better pay attention to her marriage, or she’ll end up divorce as well. 3 is a crowd.

lela Says:

December 6th, 2006 at 10:00 am
i wonder if this is the same reaction Ang is going to get when she breaks up with Brad. Will brad be the bad guy or will Ang be the bad guy cos you know a break up is bound to happen sooner or later, it is Hollywood after all and then all the brangelina fans will bite the dust the same way the vaughniston fans did. It’s gonna be funny reading the comments

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Not so true Lela. There are couples in Hollywood that remain together, even after scandals…nay sayers and just plain against the odds.

Will and Jada
Bening and Beatty
Russell and Hahn
Ozzie and Sharon
The guy from Kizz and his woman (don’t know their names)
Newman and Woodward

Stop applying the usual rhetoric to every couple that passes through the tabs. The above couples decided to raise their families for the most part away from Hollywood and became more interested in each other then the next “big” role. Brad and Angelina seem to be walking the same path “family above all else”. They may last until one dies or they may last a few years. What matters most is that they are together now.

As for Jen, not a fan…never have been. But as I have always said, her life is of her own making. Her problem is and has always been taking responsibility. She simply doesn’t and that will always be her downfall.

Maybe Jen will end up with Ryan Phillipe, both divorced from stars larger than themselves. Now that would be an interesting pair…

Maybe Jen will end up with Ryan Phillipe, both divorced from stars larger than themselves.
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No she won’t. He has kids

Jen will date KKKramer.

> THREAD

Oh here it goes, I’ve been waiting for this day and saw it coming from a mile away. Jen and Vince would break up and fuel the “I hate Jen Aniston” crowd. Personally, I like her and her ex-hubby and the humanitarian but I can’t stand all the people who just rip Jen to shreds. For those of you who just adore Brad Pitt, you may want to give it all a rest. Not only are you badmouthing her but Brad as well because he loved her and chose to marry her. Their relationship may not have worked out but there was a genuine affection for one another that many people choose to ignore. Brad has since moved on and maybe you should too. I wish all three of them happiness.

He loved Paltrow too and didn’t speak to her for 5 yrs because of the crap she pulled after their break up so I expect w/the gar-baaaage Aniston has pulled it’ll be at least 15-20 yrs

Not going away for Aniston:

From Gawker. The National Enquirer is all o ver this:

Hi Mal, I’m a writer with the National Enquirer and we’re looking to offer you $15,000 for your exclusive story about the time you spent with Vince Vaughn. As you probably know by now, there are numerous news agencies working on this and they’ll write the story with or without your permission but we’d like to go up front with you so that you could make some money. We have someone in Rome that could interview you so please contact me as soon as possible. Thanks, Rick

I live in LA you freak. You have a lot of misinformation and can be concluded to be an idiot.

To be honest I’ve never once read an article or heard her say in an interview that they were in fact dating to begin with. Yes I’ve seen pictures of them together but that was around the time of their movie, Break- UP. Besides tabloid b.s. does anyone have any concrete evidence they were actually a couple?

Mynx no one gives a crap about your karma diatribe.

LOL

Jen will date her dog Norman, she said that after breaking up with Brad, she sleeps in Norman’s bed with Norman!! after all girl needs a bestfriend.
I can’t find that interview, it is somewhere in the internet

From E! online who hint that Jen lied, too.
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Jen & Vince’s Real-Life Break-Up
by Natalie Finn
Tue, 5 Dec 2006 08:58:00 PM PST

Just when you thought it was safe to refer to Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn as a committed couple, they go and call the whole thing off.

“After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship, but continue to be good friends today,” publicists Stephen Huvane and John Pisani said in a joint statement to People Tuesday.

With stories of their demise gracing magazine covers, the former Friends star traveled to London in October to visit Vaughn on the set of his latest film, the Christmas comedy Fred Claus. Earlier that month Aniston had appeared on her pal Oprah Winfrey’s show to dispel the breakup talk, telling the talk show maven “no, no” when asked if Vaughniston was no more.

Vaughn, meanwhile, threatened to sue a handful of tabloids that ran an item alleging he had been spotted kissing a “mystery blonde.”

Oprah actually seems to have been the unofficial sounding board for what was and what wasn’t throughout their year-long relationship. In August, Aniston called in to call rumors of an elaborate wedding (Winfrey footing the $8 million bill, etc.) “so unbelievable.”

“People are getting fed a lot of bull,” the 36-year-old actress told People afterward, pointing out that she had received neither a ring nor a proposal from Vaughn and calling the hubbub “insane.”

“Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things, because they’re endless,” Aniston said, “but at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry. My dad calls and he says, ‘Honey, it’s on the CNN crawl,’ and I’m going, ‘Wait a second!’”

Though various tabloids claimed to have all the romantic details of this so-called proposal, a source told E! _ Senior Editor Marc Malkin that Vaughn never popped the question.

Aniston and Vaughn started dating in 2005 while they were working on The Break-Up in Chicago, a coupling that millions of people suspected long before it was ever confirmed. Although they avoided walking the red carpet together, the duo were photographed looking awfully friendly at a sporting event, an aquarium and while taking a cozy boat ride in Paris.

“She’s awesome,” Vaughn told People at the time, supposedly talking about his “friend,” Jennifer Aniston. “She has just a wonderful warmth and likeability about her.”

Aniston, who was rebounding from her divorce from Brad Pitt, likewise told Vanity Fair, “I adore Vince Vaughn, but I’m not going out with Vince Vaughn.”

Only now, however, does that statement appear to be true.
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So, what’s really the truth? No one knows when she and Huvane are proven liars! Isn’t funny how Jen has been feeding us all this crap through
Oprah all along. Then, she turns around and calls the attention “insane” when you know she was loving every minute of it. LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE!

Well, if she had just not said anything from the very start, she would not be in this predicament. She fueled the fire, it spread and now she’s wondering how to extinguish it.
Women like Reese should be admired….Not one single word from here, not am fine I’ll be ok - Just NOTHING. That is the best medicine.
That was her marriage, why the need to talk about the demise of it. Brad didn’t, and he did love her, she was his wife. Marriage is a personal thing and so is divorce.
I hope she absolutely learns from her mistake.

Chinny Chin is obese Says:

December 6th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
WHY LIE TO THE MEDIA ABOUT THE BABY ISSUE?

Who the fock are you? God? Why should she lie, why do you think? How do you know she lied? Didn’t Brad DEFEND her booty by saying that rumor was complete BS….now you don’t believe Brad?

You’re never happy, she can’t win either way.

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Hahahaha….you are in the midst of a media storm calling her a focking liar 100x over! How do people know she lied…history says it all. Thus, her new nickname..chinochio.

Course she lied. She is image conscious right? She’d rather turn Brad into the bad guy than admit he wanted out. And like Ashton Kutcher said “she doesn’t do what she says she’s going to do”. Anyone notice how unbelievably happy Brad is…he has grown up and turned into a man….and loving every moment. And as far as Angelina goes, her passion and energy finally has direction. She is turning into an incredible woman in every sense of the word.

Let’s talk about Aniston’s upcoming projects.

Oh, that’s right, she doesn’t have any.

Seems like the industry dumped her ass, just like Vaughn did. Just like Brad did before him.

WERE THEY EVER TOGETHER…Maniston and V… Never had a real relationship… :D :D :D :( Upss…..

I believed their relation was over for a certain time but decided to stay together for the release of the DVD, just like she and Brad decided to fake their PDA in the last 2 years of their relation bcoz both have big project coming out. but in the last year of their marriage, which Aniston admitted was over in the summer of 2004. Brad was already planning his escape. Thank’s god, he finally get rid of this whinny *****. I ‘m beginning to question JA sexuality, she seems to enjoy the company of Coutney more than her man, prefer hanging out with Courtney than visit her man on the shooting location. I think the next break-up will be the Cox-Arquette.

Chinocchio caught in a web of lies.

Liar Liar Pants On Fire!! You are on Youtube Maniston, doing the talk show circuit denying that you and Vince were a couple, then saying that you haven’t broke up, and now in fact HAVE broke up. Even though you were never a couple!

Chinnochio is right. Maniston lies more than anyone (except maybe her publicist)