OlderWed, 06 December 2006 at 9:16 am
Jen & Vince: The REAL Break-Up
In case you’ve been living under a rock… Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have called it quits. People reported the official break-up last night following Jen & Vince’s being together for more than a year. Reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani said, “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.” The million billion trillion dollar question: Who will Jennifer Aniston date next??? Leave your guesses here now, check back next year to see if you’re right! !!
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I saw that PerezHilton piece. Don’t usually like his entries because he is so mean, but I must admit, he was right on on this one! Laughed my socks off before my morning tea!
Vaughn must be so relieved to have “officially” pried Aniston off his coattails. It will be mildly amusing to see whose coattails she rides next. She’s dangerously close to “Dancing with the Stars” status and it’s going to be much harder for her and Huvane to find a fairly respected actor who’ll play along.
It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise???
As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. And given that the Pitts have steadily stayed relevant while Jen has languished in unemployment, can you blame her for telling her publicist Stephen Huvane to tell her other publicist People Magazine to manufacture yet another lie just in time to capitalise on the generous holiday spirit of the MiniVan Majority?
Of course not, gossips. This is textbook Aniston – at once complaining about media interest in her personal life, only to turn around 5 minutes later and publicly announce the details of her split to a man we were never really sure she was dating in the first place.
Vintage, non?
Problem is - one lie begets another lie. And after lying about NOT breaking up when Janice Min and Us Weekly reported that Vince Vaughn had dumped her ass for being too needy and dramatic, after running to Oprah to make sure the blind were still following, Jen has had to lie yet again to make sure her official, sanctioned break up confirmation doesn’t unravel any of her previous fabrications…
Which is why Huvane, in his statement to People, had to go out of his way to underscore that the split occurred AFTER “Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago”. A curiously detailed announcement, don’t you think?
Please, *****…you really need to stop. We can smell your sad cover- up a mile away. And we can smell his relief from here too.
Poor Vince. Wound up tighter than her Pilates ass for over a year, bored out of his frickin’ tree, tired of being trotted out conveniently in a futile attempt to take on the media juggernaut known as Brangelina, tired of watching her not eat at dinner, tired of the girlfriend cleansing/bonding/crying weekends…clearly Vince was dying inside, clearly Vince is already celebrating his freedom – there’s no hurt an Eastern Bloc stripper can’t undo, you know what I mean?
As for Jen, turning 38 in February - a career that has stalled, a personality that is evidently toxic, as Brad hopes for Oscar with Angie by his side…well…suffice to say – it’s panic time. And for Jennifer Aniston, that can only mean one thing: more deception, more work for her publicist, maybe an interview with Vanity Fair and that obnoxious cow Leslie Bennetts, more tears, more tissues, more “revelations”, maybe even an unclever dig at Vince (Elvis called – he wants his bloat back), topped off by another visit to Oprah’s couch at which time The Opes will hoot and holler and shout til she’s blue in the face, extolling the virtues of being single and proud and how important it is to love yourself before loving anyone else, and Jen will say – Yes, yes! I love myself through meditation and yoga and conversations with the Ocean, and the MiniVan Audience will lose its **** at the profound profundity of that statement, and everyone will rip off their bras and empower themselves and cry until they laugh and laugh until they pass out and THAT is why I don’t watch Oprah.
Seriously though, I do want Jen to be happy. Because maybe if she’s happy she’ll finally stop trying to be interesting. And maybe then she’ll realise, like her best friend Courteney Cox, that she’s better off finding lasting love on the B list, time to put away those “tv girl” delusions of grandeur and get with John Stamos, as I’ve been suggesting for almost 2 years.
He’s Greek, she’s Greek, he wants babies, she wants to pretend that she wants babies, he’s goodlooking in that unintimidating way, she’s goodlooking in that I’m-pretty-but-not-enough-for-your-husband-to-cheat-on-you kind of way – if Tom Cruise is unavailable, don’t you think Jen and John are the next best thing? I’m telling you gossips…it’s enough to warrant an honourary statue from the People’s Choice Awards and really, isn’t that really the best she’ll ever get?
Ps. Does anyone else find it funny? The rumours Jen was tapped for a reality tv show? Dancing with the Stars? And that people actually BELIEVED IT???
Never mind the break up, never mind getting dumped - THIS is BY FAR more embarrassing than anything else.
Hee.
Reported On 06/12/2006
QQQQ IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE!!!!!!
I have seen he/she’s posts on the Brad ****/Angelina ***** threads and when someone hates on them, she freaks out. Yeah, QQQQ now what the H E L L are you doing here? Typical hypocrite…what a loser.
WHO CARES!!!!!! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER BECAUSE DATING VINCE VAUGH WAS HER CAREER. CAREER OVER. I HOPE THIS MEANS THAT SHE’LL WILL FINALLY FADE AWAY. I BET SHE’LL BE CRYING HER SLEF TO SLEEP ONCE SHE SHE’S THE COVER OF VOGUE!
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ANGELINA AND BRAD, AT LEAST THEY ARE PUTTING THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE AND USING THEIR TALENTS TO PRODUCE EXCELLENT FILMS. I PREDICT MORE OSCAR NOMINATIONS FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.
Someone else has said that she’s going through “unemployment.” Yeah, I could only DREAM of living through her unemployment and having her pocketbook. Another hater that’s just jealous. It’s seeping through your pores homey!
Being a fan of a celebrity is obviously a slightly delusional activity, but lets not be totally delusional. She isn’t going to get George Clooney. GC is a BP friend. I don’t think GC will want to date Jennifer after what she did to his friend. I actually don’t think any leading man in hollywood is going to want to date her. They’ll be wondering if they mightn’t find a rabbit in the cooking pot!!
Posted by Delinked on December 06 at 11:05am
I have been a fan of JA for many years, and I don’t really care who she dates, I think she is beautiful, and down to earth, and wish only happiness for her, regardless of who she ends up with. Vince is a funny guy, but hes a known playboy, so this is not really news to me..I think Jen needed someone in her life after the BP/AJ fiasco, and Vince was it..now its over..move on!
ASHYLARRY,
I got the answer for you,
you obviously care d u m b a s s.
You are here aren’t you?
I think she should return to Brad. These people fit together so well. both LOVE the press and the paps.
Angie and her kids do not feel comfortible with all the paps arround.
So Brad: Go back to Jennifer. You dont make Angie and her kids happy.
LYLIAN, what exactly did she do to Brad Pitt? I’m sorry, do you have insider information? Does Brad call you on a daily basis to relay his personal life to you? Oh no he doesn’t, oh no, but you know otherwise. Gimme a break, if you’re coming here to taunt, I feel sorry for you. Let the woman be, I mean, if you’re obviously talking about her, she’s got it way better than you do.
I usually hate Perez but I love this reply. Huvane thinks that we are all idiots and he’s taken us for a ride. My head spins thinking of all the twists and turns of the Vaughniston saga–they’re dating, but they’re not, they’re engaged but they’re not.. they broke up, no, they’re still together! If they were never admitting they were together why did she go on Oprah to say they never broke up? Now the relationship that was never there, according to Huvane, is officially over, but not as of now, it was over weeks ago.. BEFORE Vince broke out of this fake relationship prison and started partying. Jennifer is cought in her own lies.
Oh, btw, Ed Norton? NO WAY. He likes smart, outspoken, gorgeous women.
NOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO SAY ” THEY WERE NEVER A COUPLE” SHE DID IT FOR SHOW ONLY. I NEVER BOUGHT IT !
Star Magazine is all over this. ROTFL
EXCLUSIVE: IS THIS THE WOMAN WHO BROKE UP JEN & VINCE?
As Jennifer Aniston was sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner with her best friend Courteney Cox-Arquette in Los Angeles on Nov. 23, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, was preparing for a holiday feast of his own in Hungary! On the menu? A sexy evening in his Budapest hotel room with a beautiful, 20-year-old American college student!
Star has learned that after Vince, 36, declined to take the near-12-hour flight from London (where he’s been filming the comedy Fred Claus) to L.A. to visit Jen, 37, he hopped a three-and-a-half-hour flight to Budapest instead. On Nov. 25, while dining in a local restaurant with two pals, Vince befriended three female students at a nearby table — including Laura Mallory Lane, 20, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas, who was on holiday while studying abroad in Rome.
The group proceeded to have a cocktail-fueled evening that ended with Vaughn and Lane (who goes by her middle name of Mallory) in bed together — all of it documented in an e-mail entitled, “I shacked with Vince Vaughn” that Lane sent to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters two days later, says a source!
When the bars had closed at 2 a.m., Mallory wrote that the group ventured back to Vaughn’s hotel. “We felt so comfortable with them at this point. [Vince] was super nice and so funny.”
Mallory reported that Vince even suggested playing the sexy word game, “I Never…” — “and so there we are, getting all his dirty secrets out of him!”
When the group was ready to call it a night, Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink — which she did. “I did not feel pressured at all,” Mallory wrote.
“We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn’t have sex, but it was just as good :)…” Afterward, the pair smoked cigarettes while “talking about life,” and watched the sunrise from Vaughn’s “gigantic” satin-sheeted bed!
I guess: Carrot Top. Perfect match.
Beatrice is either in serious denial or demented. Aniston fans are losing what’s left of their brains over this. Sad.
Jen and Vince were a Bearded couple! Period. He was in it for publicity..she was in it to hold a position while the Brad Angie thing was happening with Shiloh. Vince will probably date Clay Aiken next and Jen might “marry” Courtney or play the field: Naomi Watts, K.D. Lang, Nicole Kidman,Rosie O’Donnell, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek or Ellen deGeneres or her left over girl friends to name but a few of the Sappho gang. There is a long list of ladies available out there…
The Jen fans just can’t seem to get it that Jen is a gay lady.
Oh, yes…she is the first actor with a publicist that denies everything to the hilt. No, no one else does this…*cough* Angelina & Brad
Na, this never happens, this is the first time that any publicist has attempted to cover up something…god, I’m glad the hater-police are on the case, or the truth might have never been exposed!!
Wasn’t Brads rep denying AJ even when it was obvious that they were more than just friends? No, let’s blame JA for everything. Let her live her life, all you haters ask the same thing for BP and AJ…don’t you?
Also want to add that Huvane is telling Marc Malkin that they were never that serious anyway and the relationship was just ‘for fun” and all fun things do end. Idiots
JEN CHINOCCHIO
JEN FRAUDISTON
Enough said
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Beartrice wake up Honey!!!!!
as far as angie and brad breaking up in the future…well if or when that does happen…they are still a family and will be binded together forever because of that.
I’m by no means a fan of JA…but you have to feel sorry for this lady. She’s admitted to her own insecurities in life, no real relationship with her mother…the woman who carried her for nine months, nutured her…and for years she held this anger toward her MOTHER, loss of counselor/doctor when she need her the most, ending of Friends…her true money maker, semi-sinking movie career, failed relationships…not just Brad / Vince, afraid to be a mother, wife, etc.
I TRULY feel for her. She is clearly hurting inside and have unresolved issues from…who knows when. She in some ways is just like our Angie when she was young and lost. JA needs the support and maybe that’s why Oprah has always given her a shoulder to cry on…maybe b/c she can see at any minute this woman could lose it.
I too hope she finds love, the kind of love our BAMZS family has found. Someone with the same goals, interest, ideas, passion as her.
It’s really sad when you think about it…we all knew this charade with VV was only to promote her movie…to make it one of her best career choices after BP. I say she should fire Huvane and hire Cindy G. (Brad’s peeps) and get her career and life back on track!
Wishing you well Ms. Jennifer Anniston.
Stay loving each other BAMZS…had to mention them…they rock….oh and thanks JJ and Audrey…you rock as well!!
Hi-ho…
This is Kermie the FRAUD here. We have a lovely audience here tonight and we will reward you for your loveliness with our special guests tonight. One is from the bowels of obscurity, the other from the bowels of the earth, actually, his grave. The troubadours of truth, in all of their ‘real’ braids, ‘real’ vocal talent, and super-tight biker shorts glory… Milli Vanilli! Yaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!
{Kermie exits stage right; he turns on the phonograph and places the needle on the record}
Curtain opens…
The music of the ages…
I knew it from the start
You would break my heart
But still I had to play this painful part
You wrapped me ’round your little-bitty finger
With your magic smile
You kept me hangin’ on a lovers cross a while
You put your spell on me
Took my breath away
But there was nothin’ I could do to make you stay
I’m gonna miss you
All the love I feel for you
Nothing could make me change my point of view
Oh girl
I’m gonna miss you baby
(CHORUS:)
Giving all the love I feel for you
Couldn’t make you change your point of view
You’re leavin’
Now I’m sittin’ here, Wastin’ my time
I just don’t know what I should do
It’s a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I’m gonna miss you
Like a honey bee
You took the best of me
Now I can’t erase those memories
Like a fairy tale
You were so unreal
You left a scar that’s so hard to heal
When you had a taste of paradise
Back on earth can feel
As cold as ice
I’m gonna miss you
I’m gonna miss you
I miss you
(CHORUS:)
Giving all the love I feel for you
Couldn’t make you change your point of view
You’re leavin’
Now I’m sittin’ here, Wastin’ my time
I just don’t know what I should do
It’s a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I’m gonna miss you
It’s a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I’m gonna miss you
HATERS IN THE HOUSE…
LOSERS
Remember all the lies she gave to the media that “a baby is on the way” when we saw pictures of her puffing cigs after cigs?, why hasnt she learned from her mistake ? Why did she have to lie again about this Vince/Jen fake relationship?
to Jennifer Aniston, it’s not too late. Dont lie anymore . It’s okay to make mistake, but Dont repeat your mistake. learn from it. Stop your pity party. Take responsibility of your actions.
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