OlderWed, 06 December 2006 at 9:16 am
Jen & Vince: The REAL Break-Up
In case you’ve been living under a rock… Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have called it quits. People reported the official break-up last night following Jen & Vince’s being together for more than a year. Reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani said, “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.” The million billion trillion dollar question: Who will Jennifer Aniston date next??? Leave your guesses here now, check back next year to see if you’re right! !!
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I’m a hater and a crazy sick one at that:
What a low life you have.
a perfect example of the intelligence level of the majority of Aniston fans.
your demented posts have to stop.
Her and John Stamos would be perfect. Then they could sit around snorting lines together. . .
I can’t ignore their ugliness, it’s spread too much darkness.
If these people were actual Brad Pitt fans, they’d follow his lead by moving past her, but they’re stuck in the past. They obviously do care about her in some shape or fashion…because here they are, SPENDING TIME trashing her. What an oxymoron….I HATE HER SO MUCH THAT I’M GOING TO COME AND SPEND TIME TO SAY MEAN THINGS. How ridiculous. If you hate her, follow Brad and move on already. But you can’t, ‘cuz in a way, you love her as much as you do Angie & Brad…cuz here you are, typing away. I feel sorry for your messed up family that taught you that it’s okay to do this, to be so vile and ugly to a person that you have never met. You would JA on the street and wouldn’t say a word but instead hide behind your keyboard and feel you have the power. The power you have but you don’t use is called judgement. Karma is a biotch and here you are, not caring about that. I feel sorry for you and your sad life. It’s like “hey, I hate Pizza, I can’t stand it, it sux” and then you’re caught at Pizza Hut…it’s like saying “I hate lesbians” and then being caught in a lesbian bar. People that hate homosexuals are called homophobic and are looked down at. You should be labled Anistonphobics and seek some type of treatment for your obvious problem.
Seriously, her head is shaped like an anvil.
I hate country music…………but I’ll go to a bar to make fun of it.
I hate football…………but will go to a game to trash it.
I hate all types of concerts……….but will attend one to heckle the performer.
I hate people that eat any type of meat……….but will go to a steakhouse to ridicule.
These people are a waste of time and a waste of life…their own life.
From Lainey:
Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim
It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise???
As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. And given that the Pitts have steadily stayed relevant while Jen has languished in unemployment, can you blame her for telling her publicist Stephen Huvane to tell her other publicist People Magazine to manufacture yet another lie just in time to capitalise on the generous holiday spirit of the MiniVan Majority?
Of course not, gossips. This is textbook Aniston – at once complaining about media interest in her personal life, only to turn around 5 minutes later and publicly announce the details of her split to a man we were never really sure she was dating in the first place.
Vintage, non?
Problem is - one lie begets another lie. And after lying about NOT breaking up when Janice Min and Us Weekly reported that Vince Vaughn had dumped her ass for being too needy and dramatic, after running to Oprah to make sure the blind were still following, Jen has had to lie yet again to make sure her official, sanctioned break up confirmation doesn’t unravel any of her previous fabrications…
Which is why Huvane, in his statement to People, had to go out of his way to underscore that the split occurred AFTER “Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago”. A curiously detailed announcement, don’t you think?
Please, *****…you really need to stop. We can smell your sad cover- up a mile away. And we can smell his relief from here too.
Poor Vince. Wound up tighter than her Pilates ass for over a year, bored out of his frickin’ tree, tired of being trotted out conveniently in a futile attempt to take on the media juggernaut known as Brangelina, tired of watching her not eat at dinner, tired of the girlfriend cleansing/bonding/crying weekends…clearly Vince was dying inside, clearly Vince is already celebrating his freedom – there’s no hurt an Eastern Bloc stripper can’t undo, you know what I mean?
As for Jen, turning 38 in February - a career that has stalled, a personality that is evidently toxic, as Brad hopes for Oscar with Angie by his side…well…suffice to say – it’s panic time. And for Jennifer Aniston, that can only mean one thing: more deception, more work for her publicist, maybe an interview with Vanity Fair and that obnoxious cow Leslie Bennetts, more tears, more tissues, more “revelations”, maybe even an unclever dig at Vince (Elvis called – he wants his bloat back), topped off by another visit to Oprah’s couch at which time The Opes will hoot and holler and shout til she’s blue in the face, extolling the virtues of being single and proud and how important it is to love yourself before loving anyone else, and Jen will say – Yes, yes! I love myself through meditation and yoga and conversations with the Ocean, and the MiniVan Audience will lose its **** at the profound profundity of that statement, and everyone will rip off their bras and empower themselves and cry until they laugh and laugh until they pass out and THAT is why I don’t watch Oprah.
Seriously though, I do want Jen to be happy. Because maybe if she’s happy she’ll finally stop trying to be interesting. And maybe then she’ll realise, like her best friend Courteney Cox, that she’s better off finding lasting love on the B list, time to put away those “tv girl” delusions of grandeur and get with John Stamos, as I’ve been suggesting for almost 2 years.
He’s Greek, she’s Greek, he wants babies, she wants to pretend that she wants babies, he’s goodlooking in that unintimidating way, she’s goodlooking in that I’m-pretty-but-not-enough-for-your-husband-to-cheat-on-you kind of way – if Tom Cruise is unavailable, don’t you think Jen and John are the next best thing? I’m telling you gossips…it’s enough to warrant an honourary statue from the People’s Choice Awards and really, isn’t that really the best she’ll ever get?
Ps. Does anyone else find it funny? The rumours Jen was tapped for a reality tv show? Dancing with the Stars? And that people actually BELIEVED IT???
Never mind the break up, never mind getting dumped - THIS is BY FAR more embarrassing than anything else.
Hee.
No hate here. Just trying to find her the perfect man - one that would suit all her needs. Brad was definitely not a match made in heaven nor was Vince. . . and as far as saying it to her on the street. I’d love to! Her conceited, stoned ass needs a good telling off. . .especially when she blocks up LAX to have a photo-op fest and then has bystanders cars towed because she doesn’t want the “fans too close”. I’d love to say something to her dumb, skinny ass about her smoking at restaurants when it’s illegal and she feels she has the right to, or doing substance in the bathrooms. . .
To Pray for the haters Says:
December 6th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I was trying to star out of this crazy thread until I saw this post. Yeah…Pray for the haters who wished Brad and Angie’s children DEAD. They relly need your prayers. Funny how y’all remember prayers now when it’s Aniston on the receiving end of not so nice posts. All of a sudden she is human, she deserves compassion, she is hurting. What about Brad and Jolie’s babies? They are not human? They don’t deserve compassion? They don’t hurt?
JenJen Fans are the Hypocrits here. Your girl was caught in a lie. That’s all there is to it.
Ha Chinny Chin, what do YOU look like?
Ha ha.
Because you’re obviously a movie star posing, huh?
So who are you?
Angelina Jolie probably.
amazing. that people take celiebrities’ lives/breakups/marriages so personally. I don’t really like Jennifer or Angie (as actresses) but to wish them heartbreak and bad lives???
seriously. get a grip.
None of you know any of these people. If karma does in fact come around you’d probably better watch out. Karma will get all of you wishing jennifer OR angie bad luck in love and life.
On all these posts, one thing I never understand: why is it that people think jennifer smoking = lying about wanting kids? is it possible that maybe like lots of other women, she intended to quit once pregnant, and just never got pregnant?
What about the double standard? didn’t we just see brad smoking on a motorcycle while not wearing a helmet not too long ago? that doesn’t seem like “responsible father” behavior.
Here I got some….
I hate my parents….but I’ll visit them on X-mas just to talk trash.
I hate my job……but will go to it everyday just to be angry.
I hate movies……but will go to watch just so I can be mad.
I hate where I live….but won’t move so I can be hateful.
I hate Regis & Kelly but watch every morning.
I think Rosie on the view sux, but I TiVO it everyday.
I hate African Americans but will sleep with ‘em just to talk about them.
I hate gays but will frequent a gay bar just to hate on them.
YUP, THEY SURE ARE IDIOTS….
I hate I hate I hate but here I am here I am here I am….
spending my life away.
As I played hooky from work today, I indulged in a little bit of Regis and Kelly…
One of the first things Regis did was to hold up a rag with “X and VV Call it Quit”
Kelly “AWWWW, Poor X….we want her to find a man and be happy. She’s our friend” Audience claps.
Regis looks over at the dimwitted one and says “What about Vince, he’s our friend too, don’t we want him to be happy?”
Good one Regis….
Been thinking about possible new men for X: Jude Law (he already has the babies and smokes); Ryan Philippe (a little young, but he already has the babies too); Jake G (although I think he would be too smart for her)…or Chad Lowe (she’d be the alpha dog and in control) Ryan Seacrest? The list just goes on and on and on….Hmmmmm
Playing hooky has its advantages…..my mind can wonder about such nonsense instead of being at work dealing with other nonsense….
Aniston has nothing to offer Stamos. Younger? In 20s? Famous? KFed!! KFed is perfect. He needs money and she wants fame. It’s perfect.
Don’t worry about the haters, they get what they wish for and eventually KARMA will kick them in their booty and that of their precious family…but when that happens, it would be better to not point and scoff but to merely take example of how not to be….angry, hateful and judgemental.
If we ask them to not be so amazingly horrible to JA, we must ask the same of ourselves regarding Pitt & Jolie…and when this happens, and in Hollywood, it’s more than likely to occur, we will just move on and accept this for what it is….KARMA
excerpt from perezhilton regarding the split of vince and jen:-
Huvane orchestrated to have his client on the cover of People in late October, and the headline screamed “Defending Their Love.”
What more, not only did Maniston lie to us and People magazine, but she also lied to Oprah, and that’s much worse!
In mid-October, Jennifer made an appearance on Oprah and she lied to the talk show host and her millions of viewers, saying that she and Vince Vaughn were still together.
And, even though they had hardly seen each other all of September or October, Huvane himself lied about the status of Maniston’s relationship.
When reports surfaced in October that Chinocchio had been dumped by Vaughn, Huvane issued this statement, claiming that any breakup talk was “rubbish.”
Finally, when it became painfully clear to Mister Huvane and Miz Anitson that they could no longer continue deceiving her “fans,” they turned to their lapdog People magazine this week once again, issuing the following statement on Tuesday night: “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.”
Unfortunately for Chinocchio and Huvane, their history of lies and deception with the public and the media have made them lose all credibility.
hmmm…..
Jennifer Aniston should re -evaluate her PR machine
I think that she should hook up with that guy from that show on the WB….someone help, it’s about the 2 brothers and they’re like ghost hunters or catchers or something and drive a nice, black, vintage car. Anywhoo, the blonde guy on that show is HOOOOTTTTTT
Oh I got it…Jensen Ackles from the show Supernatural.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0010075/
MMMMMMMM, finger lickin’ good baby.
Next PR Move - REHAB. Just wait, you’ll see - either her or Vince. She’ll go in for an emotional rehab or she’ll stand by his side as his “friend” to help him get through.
I think she’ll date Gwen Paltrow’s little brother - or what about Brad’s brother??!!!!
The timing of this split up is enough for Lainey to scream conspiracy again. Just when the Vogue photo shoot was about to go into the newsstands, this comes up!
She really just had to rain on Angie’s parade. The woman can’t help it. Her face must be there in the same magazine rack so people will be reminded of just how much Brad has hurt her. It’s not Vince’s fault, it’s Brad’s. If he hadn’t left her, she wouldn’t have gone for Vince. Pity me, I’m Jennifer Aniston…I can only be remembered when riding my ex’s coattails!!! (and ride that baby, I will!)
hey, maybe she will start hanging with the Hilton , Spears crowd, just to exxtend her 15mins. Get ready i feel another pity party comming!!!!!
Would she ever adopt?
We dont wish Jennifer Aniston any ill will or bad luck.
Most of the posts are pointing to the FACTS on what she did, such as her making snide remarks on her ex, her lying about wanting children, her lying about a relationship that never existed, her insecurities and all her personal issues.
May be all these posts will serve as a wake up call to her.
I believe STATING the facts and observations are NOT the same as wishing Jen bad luck. Make sure you dont get that confused !!!
Maybe she’ll date Lindsay’s ex - the taco stand guy. . .
When you call someone a biotch, that’s not stating fact…
when you get things out of the mags that you say (when they say something bad about Brad and angie) not to believe…then shut up…you cant have it work both ways for you BCBG…oh, does Brad call you too? Gosh he does get around to a lot of people here. Otherwise we know nothing but what the rags put out there but do not believe what they say about angie and brad, cuz its not true then.
Double standards up the butt
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