No Vacancy at Hotel Pitt

I’d blame her for the tsunami in India 2 years ago, but I’m not sure she was screaming at the ocean yet.

Sad thing for Aniston is that her biggest claims to fame, her hairdo, which was a bad hair cut to cover up another bad hair cut. Friends, which no one seems to understand why they ever liked it and Brad Pitt, who doesn’t seem to remember her. I swear someone’s going to ask him if they talk and he’ll go Jennifer who, and they’ll go, you know, from Friends. The 3 things she hates to be defined by are her only 3 crowning glories.

Yeah, Brad got her in the club and now her membership is revoked.

It sucks to be her, but, at least now, she knows what it’s like to be like the other Friends, ya know, sorta like when she was dating Tate
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ROTFLMAO!

luvs it. :twisted:

Observer2 Says:

December 10th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Passing Through Says:

December 10th, 2006 at 9:12 pm

ROTFLMAO! A 6.8, huh? X will be disappointed that it wasn’t a higher magnitude. Then again, she’s always over-estimated her worth.

When I saw that Coen Bros. movie on the list at IMDB, I was thinking that there had been a rumor last year about her doing a Coen movie, but I shrugged it off because as quirky as they are, they’ve always managed to cast great actors (except for Porgie!) in their movies. Plus, I figured that without Brad’s cache X didn’t have anything anyone wanted and until you mentioned it I’d all but forgotten her RHI screw up. Now that she doesn’t have Brad to get her work and bail her out of her screw-ups it’s going to be rather humorous to see how long it is before she has another j-o-b in HW. She’ll have to make good on her threat to go back to NYC and try to bug someone in the theater community to give her a shot. She can always do Chicago…they seem to let anyone play the lead in that sucker. Then there’s always Hairspray. She can play the fat mother. I’m sure that’ll make her feel good about herself.
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I’d blame her for the tsunami in India 2 years ago, but I’m not sure she was screaming at the ocean yet.

Sad thing for Aniston is that her biggest claims to fame, her hairdo, which was a bad hair cut to cover up another bad hair cut. Friends, which no one seems to understand why they ever liked it and Brad Pitt, who doesn’t seem to remember her. I swear someone’s going to ask him if they talk and he’ll go Jennifer who, and they’ll go, you know, from Friends. The 3 things she hates to be defined by are her only 3 crowning glories.

Yeah, Brad got her in the club and now her membership is revoked.

It sucks to be her, but, at least now, she knows what it’s like to be like the other Friends, ya know, sorta like when she was dating Tate D.
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Ouchie-wa wa! Luvs it!! LOLOL

Yeah…I have a feeling ’she who will not be named,’ will be attending a lot more syndicated TV pilot premieres in her future…and let’s not forget, there’s always the ‘Friends’ Thanksgiving special reunion…that she and Cox “are not opposed to.” “Why not? What are we all doing?” said Cox. Gee ManCOX, never I heard such an enthusiasm and desire to want to do a project and to want to get people to watch it….

Dear NBC,

This is just to let you know, we the ‘Friends’ hacks w/ no talent (excluding Lisa Kudrow), would like it known that we’re not opposed to you paying us about a million five each, to come back and do a reunion show. We’ll do you, and the viewing public that favor…we suppose…MAYBE. It’s not that we REALLY WANT to do it - it’s just that we have nothing else better going on, and ‘we’re not OPPOSED TO IT,’ in the same way we’re ‘not opposed to’ MSG in our chinese food on the rare occasion. So yeah, just cut the checks and we’ll show up…we guess.

Sincerely,

The Friends Hacks.

julia Says: December 10th, 2006 at 8:16 pm

Asked if she plans to act again with Pitt — her co-star in the 2005 movie, “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” — Jolie laughed, “Who’s going to watch the children?”

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LOL! I love it! What a great “this is how a family that plans to stay together does it” answer.

jpf

African Girl Says:

December 10th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Rotflmao….I can see it now….

“No…not Pheobe, the other one…..that’s Courtney Cox, I mean the one who is always with Courtney Cox….No…No…No…Not Alexis Arquette. Alexis Arquette is her Sister/Brother in law…..you know what….never mind.

*hangs Up, drops to knees and looks up to the heavens screaming*

Why? Why God, Why….what did I do to deserve this?!!!
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He picks up the phone again, his dialing finger is sore.

The girl, you know, the haircut? No? Umm, no it’s a girl that hangs with CC all of the time, not her husband, although, there have been rumors. But, you know, the one that was married to Brad Pitt, NO, not Angelina.

Hangs up and then decides to call QVC to see if they want her to hawk yoga DVD’s.

Passing Through
Oh so that’s what interesting was alluding to. Goodness, is this a lame attempt cause trouble amongst us? Oy….it’s always something on JJ.

Angelina’s interviews are starting to get online from this weekend:

Jolie, Pitt catch Fallingwater
Posted 12/10/2006 9:48 PM ET

By Karen Thomas, USA TODAY

Angelina Jolie, 31, and Brad Pitt, 42, blended family time with work matters on the East Coast in recent days.

The couple squeezed in some weekend holiday shopping together in New York, where the actress is promoting her film The Good Shepherd, in theaters Dec. 22.

And then, what’s next for her? “Brad’s working. We take turns, so I’m with the kids,” Jolie said Sunday of their method of balancing schedules, which will keep her away from moviemaking in coming weeks. She has one more day of shooting A Mighty Heart, the story of Mariane Pearl, widow of journalist Daniel Pearl. Pitt is currently filming The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons in New Orleans.

The actor broke away for personal time on Thursday, when Jolie arranged for the couple to have a private tour of Fallingwater, Frank Lloyd Wright’s architectural masterpiece in Mill Run, Pa. “Brad is a student of great architecture,” Jolie said. They toured the home for two hours, followed by a birthday celebration in Fallingwater’s living room. Pitt turns 43 on Dec. 18.

Then Kevin picks up the phone and dials them back and says, can’t do it. The ocean can’t handle it, the dogs can’t handle it and I can’t handle it. And I’m not talking about Angelina. The person representing QVC says, oh, I know, that girl who played Rachel Green is nothing like her character. I feel your pain.

Now, what about Angelina and that baby weight?

African Girl Says:

December 10th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
B12
Awww…..that’s so sweet. It’s nice to see how well they walk together. These two know what they want…..they have their priorities straight. Now who says a woman can’t have it all? BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, AN EXCELLENT CAREER AND THE LOVE OF A GOOD MAN!! Thanks for posting that.

Oh, on the poll thread, I saw someone trying to make a big deal of the statement she made about BP staying home with the children….They were trying to spin it like BP is just a glorified babysitter….Give me a break! As if ordinary parents don’t think about such things. Of course it’s the same people who will burst a gut if both parents were working and the kids are with nannies. Honestly, the stupidy still amazes me.

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actually the question was asked if she and brad would do another movie together.. and she said who would watch the kids>??

why this makes brad out to be a babysitter i dont know,,, they take turns with movies so one of them can be with the kids at all times

IF they both did the same movie,, NEITHER would be with the kids!

Original Curious, African Girl, Guli, stardust and Estelle here’s the new update!

After disrobing, Sean Hannity stepped into the long claw foot bathtub. The suds rose when he sat down.

“Hey Sean,” Bill O’Reilly said as moved his body back making room for him.

“Hi Bill,” he sighed.

“What’s wrong buddy?”

He put his back against the wall of the tub and hugged his knees. “Alan and I….we…..it’s over.”

O’Reilly blinked and covered his mouth with his hand. “Wh-when?”

“Last night,” he quietly told him. His eyes began welling up.

“Wow, I’m sorry. I thought you two would be together forever….what happened?”

His vision became blurred. “He…he was with those AV club liberals and the drama hunks.”

In utter disgust, O’Reilly shook his head. “That good for nothing pig.”

“That-that isn’t even the worst part!” He sobbed. “He tried to lie to me about…but I could smell them on him!”

“Like I said, he’s a pig! Most-no, ALL of those secular progressives are! Besides, I always thought that you were too good for him anyway.”

“I always thought it was our differences that made us work…but I guess I was just too blind to see that..that it would be our downfall. God I’m such an idiot!” He cried into his hands.

O’Reilly put his hand on the back of Sean’s neck. “Hey..look at me.”

Wiping away his tears, he looked into his eyes.

“You,” he pointed at him with his free hand. “Deserve much better than that moonbat. And I know it’s hard to believe now but it’s HIS LOSS. Sean, you are a smart, strong, funny, and morally correct man. If I were him, I would have treated you right… Any guy would be lucky to have you as his co-host…any guy…” he began closing in on him.

Much to Sean’s surprise, he found himself moving towards O’Reilly. His bottom lip quivered with anticipation.

As their mouths drew closer and closer …

“Hey guys,” Cheney said as he closed the door behind him.

Both men pulled away from each other.

“Hi D*ck,” Sean nervously smiled.

“Hey Cheney,” O’Reilly replied.

He dropped his towel on the floor. “How’s the water boys?”

“Like heaven,” Sean told him.

O’Reilly scooted forward making room for him. “Where’s George?”

“He’s online talking to Laura, he’s still upset at her for wearing the same outfit as three other girls at his Christmas party,” he lowered himself into the tub and groaned. “Oh yeahhhh, Sean you were right. The water is perfect.”

“I told you…” Sean nodded.

“Hey D*ck,” O’Reilly picked up a loofah. “Could you get my back.”

Taking the loofah into his hand, Cheney said, “Sure!”

“Uuuhhh yeah…that’s right….oh..oh that’s the spot.” O’Reilly moaned.

“Where? Right here?” Cheney asked.

“Yes, right there…yep, oh now that’s the good stuff….”

“Hey guys, what’s going on?” Tony Snow called out as he went over to the bathtub and hung his robe on the rack.

“Hey Snowjob! Nothing much, we’re just talking,” Cheney told him.

“Oh before I forget, D*ck,” Tony pointed at him. “George wants to see you in the study.”

“Now?” He whined.

“He says it’s important,” he carefully got into the tub.

“Fine,” Cheney sighed as he got out.

O’Reilly looked at Cheney’s backside as covered himself with his towel and walked out the door. “Someone should really tell him to have that mole checked out.”

“Be my guest,” Tony told him. “Because he’s been ignoring me ever since I got here.”

Shoving his hands into his pockets, Keith paced in front of Principal Pelosi’s office. He stopped dead in his tracks when Sam stepped into the hallway.

“Hey,” she smiled at him. “Thanks for waiting.”

He shrugged and gave her a smile of his own. “It’s nothing.”

“Um..Keith, there’s something I have to tell you,” she looked up at him.

“What?”

“The meeting I just had…it was about your show. Geroge’s crew wanted you to be the mediator between them and the Clinton’s people. Basically, they wanted you to abandon the show’s format and turn it into an episode of “Dr. Phil’

An angry look came across his face. “Are you serious?! I would quit before ever letting that happen!”

“I know and I told her that we’d both walk if she us forced to do that. So..I talked to Joe Scarborough and he’s gonna do it instead.”

His lips slowly parted after hearing her words. “You did that for me?”

“Well yeah,” a little smile touched her lips. She cupped the side of his neck and looked at him with sincere eyes. “Keith, I care about the show just as much as you do…”

The touch of her hand on his neck gave him goose bumps. His blue eyes traveled down to her luscious lips. Brad always raved about how soft Angie’s lips were and how thrilling it was for him to kiss her. And now, Keith was tempted to find out if he would feel the same way with the woman before him.

“Keith?”

He shook his head and began walking backwards. “I…uh…I just remembered that I have to pickup my mom from work so I-I can’t give you a ride.”

“What? I was really depending on that, Keith!” She walked towards him.

He quickened his pace. “I’m-I’m sorry but I really have to go!” When he turned around his face met with an open door.

“Oh my God!” Sam yelled out as she ran towards him. “Are you all right?!”

As his head throbbed he quickly got off the ground and ran to the double doors. “I’m ok, really…I am…I have to go!”

“Ok, on the count of three, lift,” Angie said as she, Tracey, Evie and African Girl took a hold of the couch. “One…two…three, lift!”

They carried the couch to the end of the living room and carefully set it down.

Keith came in through the front door. “Hey ladies. Where are the guys?”

“They’re in the kitchen cooking dinner and making snacks,” Angelina answered. “We’re just moving the furniture around so we can fit all the airbeds in here.”

“Cool,” he turned in the direction of the kitchen.

“Oh Keith,” she said. “Before you join them, can I ask you one thing?”

“Go ahead.”

“Should I make the wedding arrangements for you and Sam tomorrow or Monday?” Her mouth pulled into a smile.

“Angie, come on…we don’t know if they’re that serious yet…they could just be lovahs,” Tracey giggled.

African Girl stepped in. “Ladies, let’s lay off of him, ok?”

“Fine,” Evie said. “We’ll stop picking on Keith and Sam sitting in a tree.. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

They started singing and dancing.

Angie did the cabbage patch; Tracey stared doing the running man, while Evie did the sprinkler dance. AG shrugged and started doing the robot.

“Hold up!” AG said causing them all to pause. “REMIX!”

Evie and the rest of them proceeded to rap the rest of the song.

“I’m gonna kick Jon’s ass,” Keith said as ignored their laughter and headed for the kitchen.

Stephen lifted himself onto the counter as Brad and George prepared dinner over the stove. “Guys…ya know what I noticed about our girls? When they greet each other, they hug and kiss. Why can’t we do that?”

They all gave him a peculiar look.

“We’re not European,” Billy said as he closed the refrigerator door.

Jon removed the tin foil from the tray. “And we’re dudes.”

“Exactly,” George pointed at Jon. “Not that I have nothing against gays…but there are just some things that straight men don’t do,” he dipped the wooden spoon into the spaghetti sauce and then dragged his finger against it. “Brad could you taste this? I feel like it’s missing something.”

“Sure,” he sucked the sauce off of Geroge’s finger. “It needs oregano and just a little bit more sugar.

“Thanks man,” George smiled.

Stephen took a bacon covered jumbo shrimp from Jon’s tray and bit into it. “Oh my God, Jon these are delicious!”

“Really? Let me try?” Billy asked.

“Here,” Stephen fed him the rest of his shrimp.

“Wow…that is heavenly,” Billy nodded at Jon.

“Thanks…” his smile was meek. “I stole them from Racheal Ray during home ec.”

In shock and disgust they gasped.

“Hey,” he defensively said. “She was the one that kept talking about how ‘delish’ and ‘yummers’ they were!”

Keith entered the room and glared at his friends. “Thanks guys…thanks for telling your girlfriends about the feelings that I DON’T have for Sam,” his face softened. “Oooh jumbo shrimp!” He picked off Jon’s tray.

Jon pointed at him. “You love our boss,” he sang.

“I get it…” Stephen joined in. “She’s gives you a raise and you give her one!” The oven’s timer rang. “Oh my cookies are done!” He happily cheered as he slid off the counter.

“Keith, it’s cool,” Billy told him. “I totally understand why you’d wanna bed Sam, she’s hot.”

“Oh that’s a classy way to talk about your producer, Bill,” Keith replied.

“Fine, I’ll say it in a more sophisticated way…I totally understand why you’d wanna bang her,” he took a swing of his beer. “She’s a smart and hot Asian chick with a great rack and an ass that just won’t quit….”

Closing his eyes, Keith shook his head. “You guys are such idiots…”

“Bill come on,” Brad turned off the burner on the stove. “Let’s give KO more credit…he’s not controlled by his little head. Like take Angie…yeah she’s gorgeous but that’s not why I’m with her. When..when we’re making love, she’s telling me not to stop while she’s digging her nails and heels into me..I just think ‘My God, I am so in love with this woman….and I hope I don’t get any scars’,” he put his hand over his mouth and choked back his tears. “It’s a beautiful feeling.”

George put his arm over him. “Brad’s right. Once you meet the right girl everything changes. I remember the days when instead of having a jar full of candy on my nightstand it was a jar of flavored condoms…But now that I’m with AG, I’ve put it away,” he paused. “Now, I only take it out on special occasions.”

An exasperated sigh came from Keith.

“KO, it’s all right…Sam’s great and you can a lot worse,” Billy told him.

A playful smile spread across his face. “Like who? Mistress Coulter?”

Bill’s mouth dropped open. “How the hell do you know about that?!”

George’s wooden spoon landed on the floor along with Stephen’s cookies.

Jon started choking on his jumbo shrimp.

“Oh God, he’s choking!” Stephen yelled out. “Brad, you know the Heimlich maneuver right?!”

“Yeah, I’m coming Jon!” Brad rushed over to him and wrapped his arms around his body.

At that moment, Angie, Evie and Tracey walked into the kitchen. They both halted when they the saw Brad behind Jon while grunting and seemingly thrusting his body into him.

With wide eyes, Evie said, “That looks soooo wrong.”

“Actually,” a flirtatious smile touched Angie’s lips. “I think it’s kinda hot.”

“Oh my God, Jon’s choking!” Tracey ran over to them.

After a few more thrusts, the jumbo shrimp dislodged from his mouth and smacked Angie on the forehead.

“Ow!” She brought fingers to where it had hit. “It still has the tail on it.”

“Baby,” Brad went over to her. “You’re bleeding.”

“There’s a first aid kit in the bathroom down the hall,” George told them.

“OK, Jon, are ya gonna be all right?” Brad asked.

Panting, Jon nodded as he leaned his body against Tracey.

“Come on Angie,” he led his girlfriend out of the kitchen.

“I’m…I’m gonna go use the upstairs bathroom to change,” Keith said to Billy. “And hopefully, I can gouge the image you and Ann out of my brain while I’m at it.”

Observer2
Lmao…..you got me! I am laughing so hard I can’t even think.

Okay….
He mumbles “I’ll see what I can do….but first how do I drop Rachel…I mean Jen?” The QVC person says “you’re on your own on that. Call us when you’re ready to talk business”.

Fingers sore, head aching, he slowly sits on the chair and wonders for the umpteenth time how he was gonna get out of the situation. A light bulb goes off in his head…he jumps to his feet, wincing a little when his head throbbed harder “I know! I’ll send her to Iraq” he says “I’ll tell her our troops need a beautiful woman to lift their spirits.” It was easy, Aniston jumps at the chance, her fear of flying temporarily suspended in the face of having 2000 hard up men telling her she is beautiful and just like that Kevin is free to pursue Angelina Jolie. Unfortunately, he fails to put into account the Pitt bull who guards Jolie…for when he appraoched her, Kevin Huvane was ripped into shreds by the guardian and this was why Aniston was unable to get in touch with him when she found herself facing a mob of 2000 very angry men. You see….they had been told Brad Pitt’s woman would be paying them a visit but all they got was her

CLINIQUA Says:

December 10th, 2006 at 10:01 pm

Well now…I think that was unnecessary and uncalled for. I’m not going to insult Jared by reposting any part of that diatribe either.

It’s Jared’s site. He can do as he pleases. If anyone doesn’t like it, then hit the road and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Jared has bent over backwards to make this site hospitable and BAMZS friendly and the first time he post ONE MILDLY NEGATIVE ARTICLE people jump down his throat? In my neck of the woods you don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Then again, I’m from Hickville, MO. Maybe they do things differently in other cities.

Yes, we have to put up with a lot of bull from the haters, Fanistons and trolls, but that’s the nature of blogging. Asking the site administrator to remove vile and disgusting posts is one thing, telling him how to run his site is another. We can make suggestions, but we cannot make demands.

Cliniqua has decided to throw the baby out with the bath water and that’s her prerogative. If others want to join her that’s perfectly fine. But, I am going on record here and now as one of the moderators of the Yahoo Group and saying that WE WILL NOT TOLERATE JARED BASHING IN THE YG AND WE WILL BAN ANYONE WHO DOES. If you’ve got a beef with Jared, then you need to take it up with him personally via e-mail or on this blog. If you want to DISCUSS IT RATIONALLY, then do so, but don’t bad-mouth Jared because all it’s going to get you is thrown out of the group.

African Girl, it was KO and SAM not pelosi lol She came out of Pelosi’s office! THanks for kind words hun and I love singing the Kissing song too!