Jennifer Aniston Does ‘Dirt’

Stop with the long straight hair parted in the middle–it’s from 2002 and you’re too freaking old for it.

I wonder who is her next man??????

Seeing her picture right after the thread with Angie’s picture–OUCH.

i meant that 2002 was about the last time she could get away with that hairstyle—it’s so over.

I hope the press can stop labeling her ” American beauty” . I’m an Asian but have been to America several times, and seen several american tourist, lot of this ordinary American women are much, much prettier than her. Her skin, big nose, huge mandible , coarse neck and elf -like ear are these the standard of american beauty ?

Oh Cliniqua I love you! I love your posts they make me laugh, you say what im
thinking but you are more eleoquant. k-fed knocked up Bea Arthur so theres hope for old Mainniston! HAAHAAA you crack me up! All your posts are dead on and funny. How can people say Chinnifer is Beautiful, Yeah I guess if you like Dustin hoffman in drag!!!!! HaaHaaa Cliniqua you are funny!

Damn Fugiston got all toned and made herself look too manish. she’s such a whorishloser.

Nicole Kidman has talent, is beautiful and also doesn’t play Nicole Kidman in each role. If you think Jennifer Aniston could play Virginia Woolf…….? Well, at least she wouldn’t need a fake nose.

She thinks she’s Goldie Hawn. She’s doesn’t have Goldie’s charm, humor, talent and even at 60, her looks.

I puke when ever JA was described as the American beauty. Was big nose, mega mandible and chin, coarse neck, leathery orange skin, elf-like ear the standard of American beauty.

Let’s call a Spade a Spade Says:
December 7th, 2006 at 7:39 am

Access Hollywood stated that Vince and Jen broke up because Jen was too busy with her CHARITY work. Are you ******* KIDDING ME?!! This stupid ***** hosts dinner, wear a stupid t-shirt and appears on TV for like two minutes with a child she seemed uneasy hugging and that constitutes Charity work? MFG, what or who won’t she Blame for the misery that’s her life.

Blame parents marriage for her break-up
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extentions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Now blame charity for her break up.

Until Jen understands she and only she is to blame for her life, she’ll always be miserable…even though she wears it well. And those people who say she owes no one an explanantion….GIVE ME A BREAK. If she had just kept her ******* mouth shut in the first place, the ***** won’t be facing a media onsluaght. Look at Reese, Nicole, Uma…women with CHILDREN who got divorced, they didn’t call a press conference and burst into tears as soon as the door opened. They accepted the divorce and moved on with their lives and they are better off. Of course Aniston is not in their caliber, she knew her mediocre talent won’t cut it so she decided to use her divorce as a gravy train to success. She gambled and she lost BIG TIME and that’s all there is to it. She literally opened the door for inquiries into her life, why does she feel the need to refute rumors? I’ll tell you why, she is too INSECURE to let things slide. God forbid people think Jen gained weight or God forbid people think she and Vince are no more. We can’t allow that coz Jen will not sleep at night. Her innate need to be seen in a good light is the reason she is in this predicament.

Oh all of a sudden, everybody hates Jen. Helloooo, until recently, every third post on every site or entertainment show was a negative story about Brad and Angie. They had their polls….who will last longer? Who is the better couple? Who is the better man? Who is the better actress? Who is the cutest couple….and every single poll, Jen and Vince won. They were catering to the delusional Jen fans and now they’ve turned on Jen, y’all are complaining.

And for the last time, Jen was with Vince before the divorce was final. The fact that she didn’t get pregnant does not make it any different. So if Brad committed Adultery, so did Jen. Jen fans think the rules don’t apply here. Of course the whole thing is a moot point because they were SEPERATED. Seperation is the first step to divorce. If couples waited until divorce was final before moving on with their lives, god knows where we’ll all be. Denise and Charlie just concluded their divorce and they’ve been dating other people. Let’s not forget Heather and Richie or Hilary Swank and Rob Lowe. Stop making excuses for Jen, she is a grown woman.

One last question for y’all, What was Huvane THINKING mailing Perez? He has not only admitted they READ blogs, he’s also admitted they CARE what an ordinary blogger writes. What is their excuse this time? Afterall, Perez is NOT CNN crawl? Pathetic fools!!! Bet she is hunched over her laptop reading all the comments about her and then calling Huvane, screaming “do something, do something. He called me Chinochio Maniston”.

An untrained monkey will do a better job than the **** Huvane is doing with his clients. Gwyneth Paltrow (Ms. Americans are dumb) Demi Moore (Ms. Robinson), Kirsten Dunst (will give Barney from The Simpson a run for his money, drinking wise). At leat these three do have talents, maybe if he stopped wasting time on the TV girl with delusions of grandeur, he could do more with the others.

I laugh when I read Leave Jen alone? Are we talking about 37yrs old Jen or 7yrs old Jen? Rotflmao, where were the pleas to leave Brad, Angie and their kids alone when blogger on this very site wished them dead, wished Angie had a miscarriage? I have been reading Jen’s thread since this debacle started and I have yet to see one person wish her dead. I bet your rationale is that Brad and Angie deserve the evil wishes but not Jen, oh no, not our dear Jen. You guys threw three little children under a bus for a 37yrs old and you felt no guilt whatsoever. So don’t come here and state leave Jen alone.

Jen Fans have excused her lies by saying she is paronoid, she does not know how to behave because everyone is watching her. Aniston’s paranoia is her own doing. If she would just be upfront about who she is, say this is me, take me as I am or go F yourselves, she would be much better off but nooo, she has to be America’s Sweetheart, which means she lives on people’s expectations and that’s why she will always be miserable. If there’s any lesson to be learnt from watching Aniston’s house of cards crumble it is this…LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT OTHERS

Jen looks great Says:

December 10th, 2006 at 12:01 pm

Huvane, is that you ? so similar to those e mail wrote to Perez Hilton.