OlderMon, 18 December 2006 at 3:48 pm
The Pitt Party’s Here!
Brad Pitt celebrates his 43rd birthday today and we couldn’t let the day pass without wishing him our very best! Enjoy the most random collection of Brad pictures below…
Brad is currently back in L.A. after spending the week in NYC with Angelina Jolie and their kids. HAPPY 43RD BIRTHDAY, MR. WILLIAM BRADLEY PITT!
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African Girl Says:
December 19th, 2006 at 8:50 am
Good Morning All
I hope no one is hungover from the party last night. I posted the LK Transcript because of something I found floating on the net…something AJ supposedly said in regards to Madonna’s Adoption. I HATE THE BRITISH TABLOID. It’s not even been 24hrs after the interview and they are already spinning things. Why do they feel they feel the need to make things up? People read the rubbish they put out and believe it…honestly, this ought show that not everything you read is true. Here’s the article
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Lordy, they couldn’t even get Shiloh’s age right! I saw one the other day that had Shiloh 4 months old and Zahara 11months! Anyway, at least once in all of the interviews Angelina’s had she’s said little to nothing about Madonna. She said they weren’t friends, and I remember here make a generalization about the difficulities faced when adopting.
The tabloids don’t amaze me with the lies they print, but the people who even consider them as truth do. FF I’m sure has 10 threads already started based on their desire for this story to have merit even though it has zero.
jpf
gitane Says: December 19th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Original jpf
i got nothing against cincinnatti or the bengals (except for the fact that half your team is out on parole).
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Touche, touche. Pretty soon it’ll be “could you please handcuff their hands in the front so they can at least catch and carry the ball if it comes their way?”
Sad state of affairs it is.
jpf
Check this out–this is GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23378682-details/It’s+just+what+I+wanted!/article.do
^ ignore that troll. Don’t click on the link.
[Check out the crazy FAKE pics of Brangelina. I thought they were real at first!!!!]
It’s Christmas Day in the Brangelina household, and what has Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie for her present? A wedding ring? A nice new tattoo? Or perhaps a pair of oven gloves?
No - it’s a brand new baby. “Oh, honey, you shouldn’t have done,” purred Angelina. “Look, it’s a brown one! My favourite! And it has got a little ribbon on top. Isn’t it adorable?”
“Well, yeah, honey, I think it - well, he - is pretty cute. I said to the guy in the shop, this is for Angelina, regularly voted the most beautiful woman in the world - I want only the very best for her.”
“Well, he sure is lovely. So where does he come from? Chad? Benin? Burkina Faso? I sure hope it wasn’t Malawi - you know Malawi was so 2006.”
“Uh, I guess I forgot to check, Angelina honey. Maybe it says on his label. Let me have a look. Here it is - OshKosh B’Gosh. Hell, honey, I don’t think I’ve heard of that place. Is it in Africa?”
“Brad, sweetheart, I love you very much. But you really are a dumb-nuts sometimes. OshKosh is where the sleepsuit comes from. The baby comes from - hell, I’m going to have to ring the shop myself. Anyway, what about a name? We’ve got Maddox Chivan, and Zahara Marley, and Shiloh Nouvel. I was thinking of a nice simple name this time. How about Echinacea Cherokee? Bilberry Parkinglot? Aspidistra Suku?”
“Angelina, honey, I think we had better leave the names ’til later - the Beckhams will be waiting for us to join the party downstairs. Anyway, they usually-have some really great names for kids…”
[EDITOR'S NOTE. The pictures on this page are, of course, fake. They were mocked up by photographer Alison Jackson, famous for her Double Take series. Brad Pitt is not giving Angelina Jolie a baby for Christmas. He is, of course, giving her oven gloves.]
See more of Alison Jackson’s pictures in this week’s Grazia magazine, out today.
Original jpf
Pretty soon it’ll be “could you please handcuff their hands in the front so they can at least catch and carry the ball if it comes their way?”
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LMAO! well, the tennessee titans aren’t much better. but they’re on a winning streak now so the fans seem to have forgotten their transgressions.
NOT FUNNY.
AND IN TRULY BAD TASTE…It’s you all over, foogoo.
Tomorrow, Charlie Rose has the director of Babel, Inaritu on his show.
I clicked on the link already. Meh — same old, same old — trying to be witty at Brad and Angie’s expense. I guess in our culture you really have made it if people make fun of you all the time by making satires, etc. etc. etc. YYAAAWWWWNNNN!
foogoo Says:
December 19th, 2006 at 11:05 am
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Where is the Compound W when we really need it?
gitane Says: December 19th, 2006 at 11:05 am
Original jpf
Pretty soon it’ll be “could you please handcuff their hands in the front so they can at least catch and carry the ball if it comes their way?”
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LMAO! well, the tennessee titans aren’t much better. but they’re on a winning streak now so the fans seem to have forgotten their transgressions.
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Oh but of course! I think it’s law that “if we’re winning, all is forgiving!”
jpf
briseis Says:
Who said anything about this being witty? those pix are CRAAAAZY!
Hey Guys, I didn’t get to watch Charlie Rose last night, for some reason the local PBS station didn’t broadcast it. So I went hunting around and I got Charlie’s website:
http://www.charlierose.com/
It may eventually show up there as he has last week’s recent interviews there.
And it will most likely turn up here at Google Video. I’ve got a link below, of Charlie Rose interviews with Angie. Another factor in how comfortable she was on CR is due to the fact that she’s been there alot, so she knows he operates fairly.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2245680651133806037&q=Charlie+Rose+with+Angelina+Jolie
That pic of there faces touching and Brad lookind down at her chest (Belly). It looks exactly like jen and brads wedding pose for cover of people mag………odd coincidence.oh.Angies much more beautiful than x, but Brad hasn’t changed.
wasn’t this what you said?
foogoo Says:
December 19th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Check this out–this is GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Missouri girl Says:
December 19th, 2006 at 11:18 am
That pic of there faces touching and Brad lookind down at her chest (Belly). It looks exactly like jen and brads wedding pose for cover of people mag………odd coincidence.oh.Angies much more beautiful than x, but Brad hasn’t changed.
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I see that seed got planted but good. One person brings that up a week ago what is simply a coincedence, and not even odd one, nor comparable to his wedding photo other than his head is down.
jpf
Missouri girl Says: December 19th, 2006 at 11:18 am - can u give it a rest!!!!
You know what guys, I love courtney Cox, Chandler is my favorite friend and i looove chandler and monica…lovely couple. i really feel that maniston will soon wreck the marroage of cox and arquette. she obivously doesn’t have a live and is always playing tag along. courtney probably is just trying to be a good friend. i really hope this doesn’t happen.
I used to feel bad for JA but not anymore after rereading the VF article. thats almost 6 pages of talking about her broken marriage…sorry she deserves what ever she gets. There is no chance brad still speaks to her because:
1, Refered to Zahara’s adoption as a PR stunt (indirectly ofcourse, cos she is not woman enough to say what she feels) and every one knows how brad feels about Z. and the article came out around the time when she was just adopted and was seriously ill.
2, The facr that brad sued VF for putting his pic on the cover of their art issue…that in its self tell you that every one involved in the VF debacle is labeled guilty in his eyes.
3, firing hahn and botting JA from plab b says it all.
There are many couples that have broken up some with children and both parties managed to move on very well.
Tom and Nicole was huge when it happened. it was very sudden and nicole was obivously devastated even had a miscarriage. and there were children involved. now that is a woman who handled her divorce with dignity not with a fraking 6 page VF tell all.
Uma and Ethan, he obivously cheated on her. but still she handled it with class and they had children. not tell all interview.
Even going b list with chad and sopha that he cheated with paris hilton, that about an embarrasing situation. all she ever said was she was humilated and felt her father wasted a walk down the aisle with her. end of discussion. move on.
So for her to say she is handling this with dignity is a joke seriously?!!! I see no class no dignity. she def lost my vote when the article refered to jolie as a former drug addict, wearing her husband’s blood, mockingly earth mother. Sad that she does not realise her own ignorance the what it is to find yourself and how to be passionate and living life to the fullest.
I now like brad becausr angie loves him but i absolutely love angie beacuse i know if (and i hope this never happens) but if it doesn’t walk out with brad she will not have a pity party for herself or cry a river. she will move on with her life with her head held up. I’ve always loved strong and independent women. she is my “shero”
The best way i can put it is Aniston and her friends are like high school stereotypical high school cheerleader, the so called beautiful people. in each other’s business. I don’t think her friends should know that much about what is going on in her marriage.
And Brad is the all american quarter back that is really more than he is but doesn’t know what to break free and embrace all his elements, maybe afraid to let people down or whatever.
Angie is the woman who recognises and explores all of herself, not afraid to take chances or fail. refused to be defined as just one thing…she is mother, actress, movie star, pilot, humanitarian, biker, list goes on. I know i’m drawn to her. i can’t believe anyone isn’t. even the haters have to find a message board to spill. if you really hate something, then you are dismissive not vindictive.
it takes more than a yoga toned tanned body to keep a man, dare to have some substance, dare to stick up for your self, dare to be challenging, dare to be proud of your independence.
they funny thing in all this is i believe brad would never have left JA if they had children and its funny that when brad was emotionally talking about having a baby during the press run of 012. JA was hosting SNL and made a very inappropriate joke about it. all i can say is karma is a biotch!
sorry for the long post…bored at work and i really had to vent!!!!
Hey Edward Norton is on The View. Wouldn’t it be great if he & Brad did a sequel to Fight Club? although I wonder how they would do this considering the ending of the film.
i meant the pics were genius. to me genius does not mean witty.
Could someone please put the video of ed norton on the view in youtube. Also, does anyone have the segment of matt & r. Deniro on Hardball, AJ Hammer with Angelina too.
I DIDNT SEE IT A WEEK AGO BUT IT DOES AND A PIC IS A PIC……..OOPS.CAPS….IT IS A SPITTING IMAGE A THERE WEDDING PHOTO….BRAD AND JENS ..MY OPINION IS AS GOOD AS YOURS HIS AND THERES……OH YEA JEN HAD HIM 1ST.DARN SLOPPY SECONDS,,,,,,LOL
lo says:
… “i really feel that maniston will soon wreck the marroage of cox and arquette.”
Then more fool is courteney if she’s gonna allow that to happen. David looks like he’s a good husband and father, a tad on the p**sy whipped side (to me anyway), but he seems to love Courteney and Coco. It will be sad if Courteney risks that in favor of a best friend … although she would be following in her best friend’s footsteps … willing to sacrifice home and husband for her circle of friends.
Missouri Girl,
Game Over. It may be sloppy, but it’s also finger-licking good! LMAO!
Are we talking sloppy seconds now, Missouri Girl? If we are, then Brad is not Jen’s sloppy seconds … Brad was with Juliette L, Robin G, Gwyneth P, so he is sloppy fifths by this definition (or sixths or sevenths who knows?) And Anuston is sloppy sixths or sevenths too (Tate Donovan, Adam Durwitz, and other unknown lovers). This is Hollywood, everybody is somebody else’s seconds, or thirds, etc. nobody comes to a relationship a virgin, except for Jessica Simpson, and look how she made up for lost time DURING HER MARRIAGE!!!
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