Aniston’s Bing of a Boyfriend

Naa, I think Jennifer will turn him down too because Nicole Kidman dumped him.

who cares.

niecy is right nobody cares anymore.

MR. BING is one hell of an UGLY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CREEPY LOOKING AT ITS FINEST!!!

thank God am happy for her. Oh God please let it happen and let them live happily. OH LORD PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE

Bing would be perfect for her. She deserves someone like him.

Gosh.. as clueless as Aniston is, I really hope she is NOT hooking up with this guy. I was shocked that Nicole Kidman dated him for a while. He is a major Jerk. I am not a Liz Hurley fan but.. the way he treated her.. and denied he was her baby’s daddy was horrible. But then again, with Aniston, he wont have to worry about that kind of thing.

Joy Lee Fitt Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Do you feel better now? Why don’t you rant on Vaughn. He was the last one to break Poor Jen’s heart. I guess you Jen hens get more mileage out of Pitt and Jolie. I am sure that Pitt is hard to get over and measure up to, but poor Jen did have a relationship with Vaughn before, during and after her divorce. Move on before you brust a blood vessel.

I don’t believe this story. She’s too ugly for him. Mr Bing save yourself while you still can while you still have a soul.

Coming out of the woodwork? Does that mean worms, slugs, roaches, termites. That’s good then, ’cause that’s all she’s going to find. Yeah, Bing will ‘bing her’ and toss her to the side like he’s done with all the women before her. Ohhhh, and he’s such a looker too — YUCK! They’ll make such a nice couple — Ugly and Uglier!!

Its amazing to me - how much they look alike. They could be brother and sister.

Jennifer Aniston needs to meet and marry John Stamos. They are perfectly suited to each other career-wise, age wise, looks, etc. I think they work…

i think all of you should get alife when you all do then feel fit and ready to mind your damn business bcos i really do not give ahoot about brad i wish him the best and those whom bring him up on jen’s issuues are not are fans bcos we all have come to concesus that is her past and her future would never be with him i know jen would find someone to love her and care for her and none of you can stop that come rain, sun anything you name it jen will find someone and when she does it will last a lifetime and that to me would be the best answer to all yor rantings

Yeah, Chinnocchio, what about “not dating VV”, “not engaged to VV”, “no, no, we didn’t break up”, and now officially broken up? Make up your lying mind.

Oh, I think Jen should find someone she can love, but he’s with Tom on the space ship!

Oh, sorry. I must apologise, but Tom isn’t on the space ship, Katie is and she’s busy mixing up another baby in the ship’s replicator. Silly me!

anyone find it ironic that she would go from one of the most monogamous, faithful to a fault guys..(stayed in an unhappy marriage way too long) and hooks up with two guys who are notorious playboys.. Vaughn and Bing(if true). I mean, ironic for someone who claims she wants a family. Odd choices for a nearly 38 year old woman to make.

dede Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
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Before you blame people for slamming your beloved Chinnocchio, read to see who started the feud first. This post was the #3 or #4 on this thread, before any Brad or Angelina said anything derogatory about Chinnocchio.
“MJ Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
I hope she finds what she’s looking for. She deserves better than the cheating husband she once had.”

So, no double standards.

Isn’t Bing the guy that said he wasn’t the father of that Hurley woman’s baby? If this story is true, then it goes to show ya that the woman lies through her teeth!!

Listen, Aniston hasn’t gotten laid in a bit. Maybe she’s in heat!

I don’t think Aniston knows how to stop the pity party. I think she thrives in ‘poor me, poor me’. Sad. I would respect her so much more, if she told the truth and got on with her life.

joy lee fit, i think you missed your last dose of meds.

I agree Maria, she has not played her cards right she sold a story , but took herself out of it, and that is why I lost respect for her, she owns nothing, I honestly think she would win back alot of her fans by either not saying anything anymore or just come out and tell the truth.

Sad: When things dont’ work out in a marriage, they don’t work out. When a person is hurt, they sometimes lash out, then feel sorry after. X knew that this marraige was OVER before M&MS. She knew things were not going to work out. She should have acted like a WOMAN and not like she was still in High School. I never liked her, but I would so much have respected her if she had just said something like, “Although our marriage didn’t work out, Brad and I will always remain friends”. Damn, I would have liked that, but all the ‘Pity’ parties, all the lies about her dating VV, that made me ill. I know alot of people who liked X in the beginning but were turned off by all the disguises and lies. She’s the one to blame, because SHE could have stopped it. She owns this and has to make the amends.

Joy Lee Fitt, please don’t go on. You give people who like Jen a bad name.
YES, you CAN like Jennifer Aniston and the BAMZS at the same time, as in my case. I hope that y’all don’t think that all people who don’t mind Aniston hate the Jolie-Pitts because that is NOT the case. I like both parties, even though they have nothing to do with each other anymore, so I’m kinda surprised I’m actually saying this.

He looks like Dwight Shrute’s (The Office’s) father. Muahaha.

I could definitely see her going for the $$$ and power — she knows she will never have anyone as beautiful as Pitt again (hell she won’t get anyone as attractive as Bloaty McVaughn, who are we kidding), so having someone 10X richer she’d most likely find appealing (Nah-nah-nah, I can buy Brangelina out 5 times over now — sure, I may not have ‘the most beautiful baby’ in Hollywood but I have a shot at having ‘the richest ugliest baby’ in Hollywood)…

….so THAT…along w/ hooking up with her own financier/producer who might prop up her sad tv sit-com hack of an ass…I can see –but I also see her being the terminally vain type too…and bottomline, billions or no…dude is a starf***er & manho* extraordinaire…who looks like complete smelly ass.

How would she even begin to act excited about HIS mug, when her lucky ass was fortunate enough to have Pitt…Bing would definitely notice the frigid sit-com hack’s lack of enthusiasm, as she’s not THAT GOOD of an actress, and also because I’m sure, despite being as fug as he is, he’s STILL had his share of hoe-cakes who get plenty excited from the cha-ching alone.

I call B.S.

…and yeah, Stamos seems nice — so Greek or no Greek he’d pass I’m sure.

Stamos is Greek and she’s half Greek, but she doesn’t acknowledge that side, unless she’s asked. I mean, she doesn’t even like Greek food, she once said. Stamos wants a family as well, and it’s something she’s not doing. So, it’s off to the next guy. Bing doesn’t want children, so this might work, but she’s going to have another bad realtionship if this story proves true. He’s not a nice man!!

PEOPLE.. THIS IS INTOUCH MAGAZINE… THEY ARE FULL OF CR*P… BESIDES, WHAT WOULD MANDY SAY?

From another website:

Not that long after announcing her divorce from Kid Rock, Pam Anderson has decided to get back on the hunt for Mr. Right. According to the New York Post’s Page Six:

PAMELA Anderson had the dinner date from hell when her pal, “Hollywood Madam” Heidi Fleiss, set her up with wealthy playboy Steve Bing, who fathered a son with Elizabeth Hurley and another son with the wife of Kirk Kerkorian. “He kept telling her she was beautiful, but that doesn’t work with Pam,” a source close to Fleiss told Us Weekly.

Sounds like he likes to make the rounds…

Go for it Jen. Your beautiful and I am sure fun to be with. Travel and enjoy what the world has to offer you. You derserve only happiness.
You have done everything with such grace, class and honesty.
A rarity these days. It is great to see.

The Fraud List

You can expect consistent and excessive skewering of the following:

Jennifer Aniston: the Queen of all Frauds, definitely NOT the girl next door unless you live in a $7 million mansion with another $10 million in upgrades, there is no friggin’ way Mrs. Pitt is gonna get Friend-ly with you.

lainey suggested michael vartan !!!!!!!!

Seriously though, I do want Jen to be happy. Because maybe if she’s happy she’ll finally stop trying to be interesting. And maybe then she’ll realise, like her best friend Courteney Cox, that she’s better off finding lasting love on the B list, time to put away those “tv girl” delusions of grandeur and get with John Stamos, as I’ve been suggesting for almost 2 years.

He’s Greek, she’s Greek, he wants babies, she wants to pretend that she wants babies, he’s goodlooking in that unintimidating way, she’s goodlooking in that I’m-pretty-but-not-enough-for-your-husband-to-cheat-on-you kind of way – if Tom Cruise is unavailable, don’t you think Jen and John are the next best thing? I’m telling you gossips…it’s enough to warrant an honourary statue from the People’s Choice Awards and really, isn’t that really the best she’ll ever get?

Can we let the triangle go yet? Really! Enough already! It has been two years since they split and it goes on and on! I can’t believe this! This is just getting so weird. OK a year but 2 years? You guys are still taking about an article done 1 1/2 years ago (vaniety fair). Angie just did her vogue article and no one even mentions it anymore. What is it about Jennifer that keeps people’s interest so much? Really I don’t understand it.

oh my god she should not date him he’s make me want to vomit he’s not hot

Right said Rekane!
Nothing else to add except she continues to Lie and manipulate the Media
cuz she is a Media *****.

reading all the comments I am supprised and very sad, that many people are wishing other not happy. How this world to become peace at all …

God please help this world! to bring all the devil minds to heaven!

Q. If a celebrity has a beef with you, what’s the most effective way for them to deal with it? To contact you and ask you politely to stop? To ignore it?
A. It’s such a simple thing, really. If somebody doesn’t like what I’m writing about them, then don’t read it. It’s that simple.

Q. Does that really work?
A. Yes. I hope. It’s a choice they make. Madonna doesn’t read anything–no newspapers, she doesn’t read the news. Jennifer Aniston, herself, who is often a target of mine, says that she doesn’t read the celebrity weeklies or any of that sort of media, although I think she’s probably lying.

Q. What is your problem with her?
A. I just don’t think she’s a nice person. I think she has a black soul. I think she doesn’t have a sense of humor, I think she’s marginally talented, adequately good-looking, doesn’t do anything to make the world a better place, just sits home al day smoking weed, takes herself way too seriously, is unappreciative of her fans and the media who made her successful, and is just pretty much repulsive.

Maria says, sad when things don’t work out in a marraige…
Just read your post Exactly why she turned me off too.

From Zulkey so true!! There are such good posters on JJ!
Zulkey, Maria, Cliniqua, The Facts says etc… too many to mention
I love Brangelina Fans, They just are the more intellegent posters.

I’m no Jen fan, but this guy is either the lowest pond scum (bad babydaddy) or he has excreble taste in condom-hole-punching gold-digging girlfriends (paging Liz Hurley and Lisa Bonder [kerkorian]). If she dates Bing, I think we can say for a certainty that she does not want children — because I am certain he is keeping track of every last sperm. (He’s already got two belatedly-acknowledged spawn, and there is quite a bit of dough involved.) There is nothing wrong whatsoever about not wanting kids, but if she wants a sure thing, she should swap spit with KFed!!

i dont think enyone really wants to hate jennifer aniston its just that after more than 2 years alot of people who called themselves aniston fans go on brad and jolie sites too and say the most horroble things not just about them but the children and that makes us angry becuse it is time to move on then some of us come in to aniston sites and retaliate the only way we know how its going to get them by writing crap about aniston if every body just stopped neather fans for jolie-pitt or aniston would hate

No one is making Jennifer have babies. We are pointing out her lies. She keeps talking about wanting to have babies yet her actions prove otherwise.

Doesn’t have kids with Brad but keeps claiming a baby is in the works. Keeps smoking and drinking all throughout the marriage. WHICH DOES DAMAGE THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM!!!!

Divorces Brad. No child.

Dates Vince who is a known playboy. Jen says she wants to have a baby within a year while Vince goes on Oprah to say he’ll think about kids in five years.

Her statements don’t add up and are lies.

Why does she keep pushing the date to have kids every year? If she wants to have kids later, then she should have made that clear when she made those statements about kids. She certainly didn’t make it clear to Brad that she wanted to wait so long.

The whole idea of a marriage is two people coming into a union with the same desired goals. While Brad talked about having seven kids, Jennifer scoffed and said maybe 2 kids at the most. Why is always about me me me with Jen and her fans?

Why did Jennifer’s needs to be taken into consideration while Brad is treated like an object without emotion.

dark faith I think that is true for Brangelina Fans, We just want to talk about Brad
and Angelina because we are Fans and like how they chose to live their life for the future with their Children and charity work. But Anniston Fans are Bitter and so hateful wishing truly vile things to happen to Brad and especially Angelina and even the kids! I think Brangelina Fans just sort of retaliate because it is hard to ignore.
But the big difference, Bamzs Fans don’t wish death and vile things to happen
to Anniston, We might make fun of her Leather tangerine oompa loompa look, and her pention for lying to the media and her pity partys etc….etc… She makes herself a target.

Well said ” Me Says” what about Brads right to have the life he wants, come on Anniston fans he never made his desire for children a secret!
Anniston fanatics just cry poor Jen waa waa waa! Like Jen herself Me Me Me!

Nobody’s blaming her for not having a baby. It’s her right. but she should not repeatedly lie to the public just like she officially lie on her relation with Vince. She was constantly ranting baby on the way or I like baby since day one after hooking up with Brad till the last year of their marriage on 2004 , “oh,we’re ready for kid, blah,blah,blah…” but always caught with ciggie and margaritas on her mouth. The hypocrite and lying was just pathetic.

Let it be true,let the two dated. and we’ll see how do the Aniston fans rant after he dump him a few months after. What a great pair. Steve don’t want kid and Aniston the one always pretending to like kid but in fact, she really doesn’t like one.

Every wonder why Brad got married as soon as he did? Yep that’s right baby was supose to be on the way-look at the pick where he’s looking at her stomach! Then Oops Miscarriage! Then we’ll try again when you are ready-but it’s such a sensitive issue-took years to get over-so let’s keep telling the media we are working on it-I let you build the nursery and saw how excited you were but I just couldn’t get over the loss-When Courtney had several miscarriages, it really helped Jen because she could always say she was still scared-Oops-never trust a housekeeper

I hope not, he’s even uglier than Vince. And he seems like a total jerk, she can do better.

Jen might be mediocre, maybe even a little desperate, and probably pretty pitiful these days but Jen is not NOT shallow. I mean look at this man. Look at him. He’s rich but he’s dorky. Without a trace of hotness (Brad), or a sense of humour (Vince), no cult following or cool factor, and absolutely no leverage except for money. And money is not what she’s after.

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need you to tell her that Steve Bing is a downgrade. Believe me, she KNOWS he’s a downgrade. Worse yet, she knows he’s a terrible photo opp…and at the end of the day, it’s ALWAYS about the photo opp, savvy?

As for those other reports about a possible hook up with Lance Armstrong – looks good on paper but the truth is, he would chew that up and spit it back out. Said it before and I’ll say it again, I LOVE Lance, but Lance is ALL about Lance. Lance doesn’t sit around on a Friday night with a bottle of shiraz and play “Let’s Talk about our Feelings”. And if you think Jen was bad post-Brad, that is nothing compared to what will be left post-Lance.

I’m telling you – it’s down to 2 unthreatening candidates well within her average reach:

The unintimidatingly appealing John Stamos and the endless bore called Michael Vartan.

Let’s hope she hooks up with someone soon, so she may be extracated from the “Brangelina Triangle”. I am sure she will consult with Huvane first to see who will be the best candidate to help her halted movie career.

I hope she just moves on with her life, so she’s not always tied to the Jolie-Pitts. What will the tabloids right about though?

Patty,Your post has to be the most asinine thing I have read lately!Believe what ever gets you through the night honey!LMAO!

Isabella: Huvane set her up with Brad (as soon as Brad broke up with Gwyneth who cheated on him), so I’m sure he’s looking for a suitable date for her now. After all, she’s lost several movie projects when Plan B went to Brad in the divorce and none of her listed project has any chances of development.. Brad was the key to her movie career and she needs to replace him in order to continue–Bing is a movie producer and though I doubt she’d date him (too much of a jerk and obviously “collects” women), I also doubt she’ll date Mr. Nobody just for his pretty eyes. Brad was the first big step in her career, she needs a replacement ASAP. I always thought she was more calculating than we knew–why tie herself down with kiddies when a) Brad was not “the love of her life” and b) she had to be available for every craptastic script that came her way–and they came not because she was this fabulously talented star of Friends but because she was part of Brad and Jen, the Golden Couple. She miscalculated and all of her lies are catching up with her now but for a while there, she thought she had everyone fooled.

Aniston is one of the most annoying ******* around. She is so self centered and egotistical to the point where I wonder what the f**k took Brad so long to leave. ****, he did 7 years with this fugly egomaniac, and was begging her for children???? He deserves an award from the whole male species. He left that mongoose right in the nick of time. Although he should have been outta there after maybe one year tops.

Jennifer Aniston is a fake. I just don’t understand why women don’t see that. She has milked her divorce to the bone. She lied to the media and made me lose respect for Oprah Winfrey; I always thought she was a smart lady, but that was before her “friend” was on the show. Jennifer claims she never said she didn’t want children. No one said she said that, but I remember countless interviews with her saying that she was not ready. When do you think a woman should have a baby? When she turns 40?! Hollywood has it all wrong. I just wish she was more honest.

# From the Inside Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 8:11 pm

Every wonder why Brad got married as soon as he did? Yep that’s right baby was supose to be on the way-look at the pick where he’s looking at her stomach! Then Oops Miscarriage! Then we’ll try again when you are ready-but it’s such a sensitive issue-took years to get over-so let’s keep telling the media we are working on it-I let you build the nursery and saw how excited you were but I just couldn’t get over the loss-When Courtney had several miscarriages, it really helped Jen because she could always say she was still scared-Oops-never trust a housekeeper

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I’m trying to follow this because Brad was with Aniston for 2 yrs before he married her. Are you saying she lied and said she was pregnant when she wasn’t? That doesn’t jive because Aniston smoked and drank her way through that marriage

annoymous Says:

December 28th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
think positive! Says:

Okay regarding that post what some people can not understand is that the main problem is NOT because Jen didn’t have kids with Brad. In fact I’m glad she didn’t!! The woman clearly doesn’t want them. And there is no doubt that raising a child requires a lot of effort and you should be a responsible person to get through such a difficult task. But the fact was and still is that Brad wanted to have a family for many years before he even got married to her. Before he even met her. It was a common knowledge. And the way she was talking about it during their marriage she seemed completely aware of what Brad wanted regarding that specific issue.

Brad took two years off so they can start a family. She wasn’t ready at that time and he accepted it. She said on Oprah that she asked him to wait another tow years until “friends” will end and he agreed. The man was already reaching his forties. And then their problems began to reveal one by one for two years until the official end of their marriage in Jan 2005. The question is that during those two years with problems, she kept feeding the press about how soon a baby was on the way when obviously there was NO intention to do so. And that is where the problem begins. It’s not about her not having children it’s about her LYING ABOUT IT!!! Period.

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I agree with this. This is what I always said.. jen kept saying she baby was on the way.. it would be in two years then after friends then another two years.. then she would say she wasnt ready.. then it would definitely be after this movie.. then she signed up for about 5 films without brad knowing.. After awhile it doesnt become about having or not having a baby.. it is about the lies. they clearly wanted different things.. and now im glad brad has what he has always wanted and waited so long for.. a family.

# From the Inside Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 8:11 pm

Every wonder why Brad got married as soon as he did? Yep that’s right baby was supose to be on the way-look at the pick where he’s looking at her stomach! Then Oops Miscarriage! Then we’ll try again when you are ready-but it’s such a sensitive issue-took years to get over-so let’s keep telling the media we are working on it-I let you build the nursery and saw how excited you were but I just couldn’t get over the loss-When Courtney had several miscarriages, it really helped Jen because she could always say she was still scared-Oops-never trust a housekeeper

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So does this mean that Jen pretended to be pregnant to marry Brad, then faked a
miscarriage after they were married? Or was she really pregnant and that’s why Brad had to marry her? And if she was really pregnant, did she get an abortion or did she really suffer from a miscarriage?

Brangelina Fans don’t read too much into what “from the Inside says” insinuating
Aniston was pregnant..Misscarraige Blah BLah.. It won’t lead to anything, remember Malibu Mom???nothing ever came of that!! MM said she had proof
that Aniston and Pals were posting(which I have always thought!) but she said she would reveal all..and nothing! Remember??

I think it’s time to let Aniston and the whole triangle mess go. Yeah the crazy go to Brad and Angie sites to wreak havoc, but this isn’t helping.

I want JA to find someone and be happy so that we don’t have to hear about the triangle anymore. It will happen one day.

This Bing story is a fake though. I don’t believe tabloids at all about anybody.

I think her and Armstrong would be a good couple. A lasting couple, no but good for the mean time.

But no John Stamos, he’s too cute. And I don’t think they have a lot in common. Her and Armstrong seem like they do. Plus, I really don’t think Aniston wants to be a mom. She might want to, but I really doubt it.

Listen people! it’s only In touch Gossip. Everybody calm down, Don’t hatch the egg yet. She’s not that desperate and she have money too. Why people has too much hate in your heart. Don’t you ever think how painful to be on her shoes and imagine her situation? Take it easy on her she’s human too. She’s still suffering from broken heart and only time can heal the pain. Please take it easy on her. Nobody knows what really happened because where not there. The tabloid gossip is like he said she said. 99% for sure is all lies to get some $ and nobody cares who they hurt as long as they got paid. Don’t hate !think Love!

Yes Jen is a human but the way she manipulates and behaves as if all the people she tries to hurt are robots who are devoid of any emotion. Let’s always focus on Jen’s pain. Poor Jen. She’s just a innocent victim. Puhlease. She brought on her miserable life onto herself. The days she shows an ounce of regret for the way she handled the triangle, I’ll try to see her as a human again. She opened the floodgates for people to attack three innocent kids who have nothing to do with her.

Her infamous Vanity Fair interview flippantly mentioned Zahara and Maddox as publcity stunt toys. Yet the only thing she regretted about that interview publicly was how it painted her to be a crier. She obviously read it after it came out but the attack on the kids didn’t bother her in the least. Yes poor Jen got a divorce and is soooooo couragous. Let’s attack innocent kids for poor Jen’s sake.

You never go after kids and this b!tch had no regret about doing an interview that did exactly that.

Human? This pathetic excuse of a woman? I don’t think so.

Maria Says:

December 28th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
me Says:

December 28th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
i agree with maria and sad, if she would own her part in the demise of the marriage and move on with her own life people would i think begin to see her apart from just playing victim, and she could recoup some credibility
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There’s a saying, “To heal others, you must heal yourself”. X has to heal herself to go on with her life. Find someone who will love her and be happy. Once she admits to herself that she played a very bad hand, she’ll be able to breath and get on with finding happiness.
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ITA. Unfortunately X has a really long way to go..to get to that point.

OH RIGHT! MEN ARE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK for X–from yet another unattributed “pal”–meaning someone paid by Huvane to make X look hot and desirable and wanted by tons of men. Kevin Federline, maybe.

Please!

Has everyone gone crazy? I’m not a Aniston fan but D.A.M.N give it a
rest,you sound like lunatics.
Why give someone you dislike so much time and thought It’s like a
broken record,over and over. Chill the fu*k Out

Why are you people trying to saddle John Stamos with Maniston? I don’t understand this.

I think the yoga instructor is named mandy…. but yea,, that is where she is supposed to be. crying through her moves.

Mindy, Mandy, Mundy……..who cares. The good news is Aniston has found herself a lady friend and has left alone Courtney Cox. Praise Jebus! All is well with the world.

My upper post is addressed to ‘Eva’

IT’S GETTING SCARY !!!!!
Don’t run your blood pressure up.
Calm down, step away from the computer slowly, now take your meds,
and try again…..LOL

get serious he is gunther

boy! everyone needs to take a breath! you are really funny, love it!!!
yea! i agree with alot of you on here, this ja is a true mess, and i myself would like for her to really, really and finally SHUT THE F*** UP! i’m sick of seeing her on the talk shows, and on the mags. she’s really ugly, you know that! there are so many other cute and pretty actresses out there, than this jen gal. i also don’t feel sorry for her, bcuz she started all of this herself, by saying what she said on the mag, and talk shows; she makes herself look sooooo bad, then she wants everyone to jump on her band wagon, and curse **** and bad mouth both brad and aj, and guess what it really backfired. immensely! cuz no one is going to jump on her bandwagon, i mean who the f*** is she, some total loser that can’t even act; and here she is wanting everyone else to do and say just like her. please, get real! not too many people out there are going to hate bp and aj. this jen needs to face it, and that is that bp and aj ARE A HOT ITEM RIGHT NOW, AND BASICALLY WILL ALWAYS BE. THEY ARE QUITE HOT, AND TOGETHER WITH THEIR FAMILY, HOT!!! NO ONE CAN RUIN THAT BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP THAT THOSE 2 HAVE, NOT EVEN THIS NO TALENT, CAN’T EVEN TALK RIGHT, LOOKS PRETTY BAD ON SCREEN BAD ACTRESS, JEN ANISTON! i do hope that she hooks up with this guy Bing, so that the gossip could start focusing on them, and not bp and aj anymore. love that couple, they sure do look good together, SHE’S TALL AND STATUESQUE, AND QUITE GORGEOUS, WHEREAS THIS JEN IS SHORT AND PUDGY LOOKING! doesn’t belong in the movie business. and she’s gotten too old, now. go ahead, bing, do your thing, then spread some gossip on this person that seems to have some mental problems.

From the net for you:

Yesterday I have brought back the news of the three of the greater tabloids Americans, defining their “news” trash. To this it must add tabloid the Intouch that it declares that the multimillionaire Steve Bing father of the son of Liz Hurley and once partner of Nicole Kidman would be interested Jennifer Aniston. Nothing of true, all false. But as blogs and always the website of all the world publish the news and the persons tell their hatred against Jennifer Aniston on the net. An example of that:
From JustJared:
Q. If to celebrity has to beef with you, what’ s the most effective way for them to deal with it? To contact you and ask you politely to stop? Ignore To it?
To. It’ s such to simple thing, really. If somebody doesn’ t like what the’ m writing about them, then don’ t read it. It’ s that simple.
Q. Does that really work?
To. Yes. The hope. It’ s to choice they make. Madonna doesn’ t read anything-no newspapers, she doesn’ t read the news. Jennifer Aniston, herself, who is often to target of mines, says that she doesn’ t read the celebrity weeklies or any of that sort of medium, although the think she’ s probably lying.
Q. What is your problem with her?
To. the just don’ t think she’ s to nice person. The think she has to black soul. The think she doesn’ t have to sense of humor, the think she’ s marginally talented, adequately good-looking, doesn’ t I give anything to make the world better place, just sits home to day the tuxedo weed, takes herself way too seriously, is unappreciative of her fans and the medium who made her successful, and is just pretty much repulsive.
And this is the less offensive, hateful, comment made from the bloggers that JustJared has like customers becomes attached to you. Some wish the dead women of the Aniston, than its life continuous to being wretch, empty and without happiness. They augur, the more ugly things: without house, without friends, no man must be with she because no man deserves a such punishment, wishes to see it to end in the sidewalks to strike like a *****, to take drugs with to the tramps, wants to see it raped, dive to blood, killed or killed. Dead women augur slow and painful one; here who is bloggers them outside on the net, here who is fans of Brad the Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who is those here that want a better world. For they a better world reduces itself to eliminate Jennifer Aniston from this world.

Source: http://heartofnews.blogspot.com/2006/12/tabloid-lies-always.html

From the net for you:

Yesterday I have brought back the news of the three of the greater tabloids Americans, defining their “news” trash. To this it must add tabloid the Intouch that it declares that the multimillionaire Steve Bing father of the son of Liz Hurley and once partner of Nicole Kidman would be interested Jennifer Aniston. Nothing of true, all false. But as blogs and always the website of all the world publish the news and the persons tell their hatred against Jennifer Aniston on the net. An example of that:
From JustJared:
Q. If to celebrity has to beef with you, what’ s the most effective way for them to deal with it? To contact you and ask you politely to stop? Ignore To it?
To. It’ s such to simple thing, really. If somebody doesn’ t like what the’ m writing about them, then don’ t read it. It’ s that simple.
Q. Does that really work?
To. Yes. The hope. It’ s to choice they make. Madonna doesn’ t read anything-no newspapers, she doesn’ t read the news. Jennifer Aniston, herself, who is often to target of mines, says that she doesn’ t read the celebrity weeklies or any of that sort of medium, although the think she’ s probably lying.
Q. What is your problem with her?
To. the just don’ t think she’ s to nice person. The think she has to black soul. The think she doesn’ t have to sense of humor, the think she’ s marginally talented, adequately good-looking, doesn’ t I give anything to make the world better place, just sits home to day the tuxedo weed, takes herself way too seriously, is unappreciative of her fans and the medium who made her successful, and is just pretty much repulsive.
And this is the less offensive, hateful, comment made from the bloggers that JustJared has like customers becomes attached to you. Some wish the dead women of the Aniston, than its life continuous to being wretch, empty and without happiness. They augur, the more ugly things: without house, without friends, no man must be with she because no man deserves a such punishment, wishes to see it to end in the sidewalks to strike like a *****, to take drugs with to the tramps, wants to see it raped, dive to blood, killed or killed. Dead women augur slow and painful one; here who is bloggers them outside on the net, here who is fans of Brad the Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who is those here that want a better world. For they a better world reduces itself to eliminate Jennifer Aniston from this world.

Source:http://heartofnews.blogspot.com/2006/12/tabloid-lies-always.html

I never watched “friends” so I don’t know the persona that JA put on in a role that she played. I have seen some of her films, most I wish I hadn’t even rented. There are some exceptions.
I wish her no ill will as I do not anyone.
As far as the triangle goes. Brad made in an interview that he is fine taking the blame. He was gracious with Gweneth as well. The difference between Gweneth and JA is that Gweneth did not take advantage of that and JA did. JA knew Brad would not talk ill about her, he even lied about them not discussing kids, as he puts his eyes down, and coughs. He protected her image and she went ahead and devoured it. Children was clearly a problem area and the talk at the beginning was not what ultimately happened through out the marriage.
Kudos to Brad for not bad mouthing or pointing fingers. He is happy now with Angie and kids and JA is well… is still caught in the big web she weaved. Hopefully she will find happiness, somehow, I wonder if now she really gets what she lost, I hope so and learns by mistakes of the past. That is all one can do.

JOHN STAMOS call Jennifer A. You two would be so beautiful together.

JOHN STAMOS call Jennifer A. You two would be so beautiful together.

JOHN STAMOS call Jennifer A. You two would be so beautiful together.

JOHN STAMOS call Jennifer A. You two would be so beautiful together.

((((((RING IN THE NEW YEAR)))))) AND ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!!!!!!!!!

LISA Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 3:23 am
EXCUSE ME.. HOW DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MEND A BROKEN HEART?
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She didn’t have a broken heart. She had a broken ego.

anonymo Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 2:16 am
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Okay that was just stupid. First of all it made little sense.. and from what I could make out.. it was just plain WRONG. No one is wishing Aniston to die.. omg that is what the fanistons do and have done to the jolie-pitt family.

what I would like is for everyone including Jen to move on and let everyone live in peace.

I DISAGREE WITH YOU ntt. IT WAS HER HEART. EGO COMES MUCH LATER. BEEN THERE DONE THAT. OH AND THE FILMS SHE HAD SIGNED FOR WAS PLAN B AND OTHERS. SHE CHOSE TO HIDE HER SORROW AND PAIN BY GOING ON AND DOING WHAT SHE AND BRAD HAD AGREED ON HER DOING. GOSH DO YOU THINK SHE IS A ROBOT? NOONE REALLY GETS OVER THE ONE YOU REALLY LOVE. I KNOW. JUST LIKE YOU REALLY NEVER GET OVER SOMEONE YOU LOVE DYING. YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND YOUR WAY OF DEALING WITH IT. THAT IS WHAT JEN DID. WHO REALLY CAN SAY WHAT THEY WOULD DO FOR SURE UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN IN HER SHOE’S. ALL I KNOW IS THAT BRAD CHEATED ON HER AND LIED. NOT JEN BUT BRAD, AND JEN TOOK UP FOR HIM. I DON’T GIVE BRAD AND ANGIE ANOTHER YEAR. ANGIE WILL TIRE OF BRAD’S PU**Y-WHIPPED WAYS. SHE IS AFTERALL SUCH A STRONG WOMAN, SO SHE SAYS. HAHA. SHE IS WEIRD TO SAY THE LEAST. YOU KNOW I DON’T WISH HATE ON ANYONE BUT I CAN’T HELP BUT WISH A LITTLE BIT OF BAD CARMA WOULD FALL ON BRAD AND ANGIE. THEY DID NOTHING UNTIL RECENTLY TO HELP KATRINA VICTIMS WHILE JEN DID RIGHT AWAY AS DID MANY OTHER ACTORS. ALL THEY DID WAS TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR KIDS IN TOW IN ORDER TO STAY CLEAR OF REALLY HELPING PEOPLE WHO NEEDS HELP. I MEAN THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF KIDS HER THAT LIVE ON THE STREETS AND HAVE NO MOTHER OR FATHER. WHY IS THE US NOT GOOD ENOUGH? THAT IS PROVEN BY THEIR LESS THAN ENTHUSIASTIC DELAYED RESPONSE TO HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS. BUT LET A ANOTHER COUNTRY HAVE TROUBLE AND ANGIE AND BRAD ARE ON THE WAY TO THEIR RESCUE. WHAT A JOKE. THAT IS CALLED PUBLICITY TOOLS. JEN IS REAL. BRAD AND AJ ARE FAKE, STUPID, AND TOTALLY OFF THE RESERVATION. I FOR ONE WOULD NEVER TAKE MY KIDS TO A WAR TORN COUNTRY AND GO FOR A BUGGY RIDE OR WHATEVER THAT THING WAS CALLED. GOSH GET REAL. GOOD PARENTS? I KNOW THEY LOVE THE KIDDIES BUT HEY THEY PUT THEM IN DANGER. ANYWAY JEN NEEDS TO MOVE ON AND STAY OUT OF BRAD AND ANGIE’S LIFE AS WE SEE IT THROUGH THE TABLOIDS. GOOD LUCK TO JEN… MY MOTHER ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT “WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND AND THAT YOU REAP WHAT YOU SEW”. BRAD AND ANGIE HAVE THEIR SHARE. HA HA….. WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN. SO FOR ALL OF US ALL WE CAN DO IS SEE IT WHEN IT COMES TO LIFE IN PRINT IN THE TABLOIDS. LOL… I MEAN AFTERALL DO ANY OF YOU REALLY KNOW THE WHOLE AND TRUE STORY? OF COURSE YOU DON’T. I DON’T EITHER. SO ENOUGH SAID.

LISA Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 4:26 am
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You don’t have to shout to make your point, Lisa .

Here’s is what I want to say to you.

First, the word is Karma, not Carma. And the word comes from a Hindu and Buddhist belief in the word Karam. Karam meaning “your actions”. And Karma is based on your Karams. In other words, your actions determine the fate that you will be destined to. And Karma comes in two forms, good and bad. If your karams (actions) are bad, then your fate will be similar. If your actions are good, then your fate will be the same. And the fruit that your actions bare is called your Karma. This concept makes one responsible for one’s own life.

So keeping this in mind, let’s go along with the idea that you believe Brad and Angelina cheated and Brad purposely hurt Jennifer. And now two years have passed so by now Brad and Angelina’s karams (actions) should have bared their fruits. So let’s see what they have.

Brad and Angelina have each other and three beautiful, happy kids.

Brad’s production company is growing with every passing year and The Departed, which his production company helped produce, was a big hit with viewers and critics. His production company, of which he is the sole owner of, is considered hot property in hollywood.

Brad and Angelina’s friends and family still love them and stand by them.

Angelina has not been shunned by hollywood and is still getting many offers for movies, and not just by Plan B. Brad has been nominated for a Golden Globe.

Angelina continues to be praised for her humanatarian efforts and the UN is still keeping her as the ambassador for UNHCR.

Overall, a pretty great life if you ask me. Even some of the critics are opening their eyes and seeing that Brad and Angelina are genuine individuals and good people overall.
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Now by the same token, let’s take a look into Jennifer’s karma. Which she is personally responsible for.

Jennifer goes on Oprah and tells she’s still with Vince. We find out later that was a lie.

Vince is discovered to be in Budhapest with a 20 year old co-ed. After Jennifer’s publicist and Jen claim that she and Vince were nothing more than good friends, they announce their break up in people magazine. Now, when was the last time you heard of friends announcing their break up in People Magazine? This exposes more lies.

Jen is without a relationship, a child (SHE claims she wants to be a mom and that Brad was the one holding out in the Vanity Fair interview), and her career has stalled. She was denied a gig on the show 24, has no movies in the works, and the production company she is trying to establish is not getting any financing. Tabliods have reared their ugly head and those people who were once sympathetic to Jennifer are now exposing her lies and painting her to be an ex wife scorned who can’t seem to move on.

Here’s a newsflash for you: The more Jennifer gets linked to this triangle, the worse it will be for her image and career, not to mention her self esteem.

Even while Jennifer promoted her Yoga video recently, she brought up her divorce again. If she wants to grieve, then do so in your own privacy and wish Brad good luck with his new life as a way to let people really know that you have moved on.
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So you know the kind of image Jen gives off is one of a pitiful woman who can’t learn to let go of her past. She has friends but they have their own families too.

So if you really believe in Karma, then see your theory that they cheated doesn’t work. If Brad cheated, he and Angelina should be miserable right now. Yet, the only one I see as miserable is Aniston. So, maybe if good karma is coming toward Brad and Angelina’s way, doesn’t that prove that their actions were not bad? Again, I say this because you seem to be a staunch believer in Karma.

And here’s another lesson about Karma. You should only worry about your own and stop wishing that someone gets their karma. Karma comes in good and bad forms. If your are wishing ill on someone else, then you will suffer from bad Karma, not them. Because your actions would show that your intent is to cause harm to someone else by wishing them their bad karma. What goes around, comes around.
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I am not wishing Jennifer any kind of harm or pain. And never have. I simply wish she would show through her actions and words, that she has moved on. When the time is right, she will find that special someone who will make her happy again. I’m not going to sit here and debate who she should date because the fact of the matter is that Jennifer needs to face some of the demons in her life. Her insecurities and her feelings about her mom seems to be one of the reasons she seems so distraught and confused all the time. I don’t think she has really ever found herself in life or what she wants out of it. Because while she says one thing, her actions portray a completely different scenario. As long Jennifer pushes her issues under the rug and refuses to confront them, no one will be able to make her happy.

It’s personally none of my business what she does with her life, but it’s hard not to notice that this triangle cr@p has gone on far too long and it’s disturbing to see that . I like to analyze things so I’m trying to give you a logical response as best as I can. I know my bias shows but I can’t help it.

To those, who like Angelina Jolie

Poll: Israeli men like Angelina Jolie. A lot

When it comes to women, Israeli men know what they want - and what they want, clearly, is Angelina Jolie.

For the fourth time in four years, the American movie star has topped Blazer magazine’s list of the world’s 100 sexiest women. The results, published in the current issue of the Israeli men’s magazine, also indicate how attractive Israeli men find their female counterparts. (Pretty attractive.) Israeli women accounted for more than one-third of the spots in the survey - an impressive feat given that they comprise roughly one-tenth of 1 percent of the world’s female population.

Though Jolie won the poll yet again, Israeli women packed themselves in near the top of Blazer’s 2006 list, collecting the second-, third- and fourth-place slots and taking 11 of the top 25 spots in the annual ranking. (for more see source)

Source: http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1164881988107&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

I see alot of the Perez Hilton crazy posters are here! Actually it is just 1
with many urls who will remain namesless. You see Brangelina Fans there
is no Brangelina Thread over at Perez so they(SHE?HE) comes here when
it needs attention and a Fix!!

For those who want to know more in other languages see http://www.gala.de:

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.gala.de/talk/starbase/%3Fpromi%3D10000%26PHPSESSID%3D4a07284d64de0ca0cdf7df86b964ed07&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=3&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgala%2Bde%2Bjolie%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

an old interview - some months old. Attention: You should not trust gala 100%, as they (as many other magazines and journalists) tend to interprete what they can sell… so never believe the words we read are 100% original)

I have tried to translate it in an understandable English at least the first three lines:

Brad Pitt: “I have never better”
The Hollywood star used to keep himself very private. However in the interview with GALA Brad Pitt told enthusiastically about his life with with Angelina Jolie and the three kids.

….

GALA: Can you define love?
Pitt: The term of love changes meanings, if one gets older. When I was 13 years old and I felt in love, I thought that I was in love with her. Not until now I have understood on what it depends. The better I get to know the woman, who I love, the more I can further understand, what is important for her and what it means to become a team (=partners). I have never better before, I have never been happier than now. However, this should not stop being creative when being in love.

GALA: What else is important in a relationship?
Pitt: I don’t think that two persons must merge into one. They should remain always strong, independent humans individuals….

If you want to know more, try to read German or try to work out with the google translation.

I like a lot, I think she is a nice person, and it shows …she turned down dating Lance coz he was her friend ’s ex-fiancé…unlike some other ‘oh..I am an angle’ **** we all know . She may not be great looking, she may not have adopted children - from other countries,coz they arent any avaliable in USA ,but that is all about personal choices.Like stealing married men , getting pregnant even before the divorce was final , talking about race , kissing your own brother…I could go on… Ya , I”ll say she is much better !!!

Oh Jeez, so much for not posting on this thread…..

anonymo Says:
December 29th, 2006 at 6:12 am
These is only some, for the rest to the next time!
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Oh….I can’t wait. I hope when you come back, you bring with you a collection of posts written by Anistons fans about the JPs, posts like…..

1) Wishing Jolie has a miscarriage
2) That their baby be born deformed and mentally retarded
3) Praying The whole family die in a plane crash
4) Wishing the children are Mauled by lions when they were in Africa (Yeah, apparently the idiots thought wild animals run around the place in Africa)
5) Wishing them to drown
6) Calling Zee an ape, monkey, mentally retarded, deformed
7) Calling Maddox a Yellow Monkey
8) Saying Shiloh is not Pitt’s child
9) Praying that BP sleep with Zahara to teach Jolie a lesson
10) Hoping Jolie will be disfigured in a horrible accident.
11) Laughing about Jolies’s mom’s cancer and wondering when she will “die already” because it will cause AJ so much pain.
12) Spreading rumors that AJ had Herpes.

And this is just the tip of the iceburg….I sure hope you blogged about THAT, seeing as you’re the blog police.? Oh what am I saying….. I’m sure you are thinking there’s nothing wrong with that… it is perfectly OKAY to say these things because it’s about the Jolie-Pitts, everybody knows they deserve it. But Aniston… calling her ugly? Well, now that’s just plain wrong and something must be done about it…..hence the blog, right?

Your attempts to potray yourself as a neutral observer who is only outraged over bad comments on a blog, is not fooling anyone. It is as obvious as day what you really are and until I see you blog about the nasty things posted about the JPs, I am inclined to believe YOU are one of the posters who wrote those things. Yep, I won’t be surprised if you’re the one who wrote the post about the cancer and BP sleeping with Z (the sickest of all the posts) that’s why you see absolutely nothing offensive about the rest it.

By the way, The Q and A portion of your first post was NOT written by a JJ Bamzs Fan….it is an excerpt from an interview PEREZ HILTON gave an ONLINE MAGAZINE back in October or November. Those were PEREZ HILTON’s words….PEREZ HILTON’s feelings about Aniston. Unlike you people, we don’t want Aniston dead, maimed, disfigured, drowned…we just want her to stop riding on her ex husband’s coattails, stop using her divorce as a stepping stone to a movie career, stop manipulating the media, stop inciting posters like you into making death threats on the JPs and feel it is justified… That’s ALL we want….all we EVER wanted.

I’ll be waiting for your next collections

I seriously doubt this story, I know this is a Jennifer hating website, but I don’t believe this story at all..

Get a life all of you. None of you even know any of these people nor have you had to live your life in the public’s eye. Granted it comes with the role of being in Hollywood but divorce hurts regardles of who is at fault. You don’t like the way she looks, then don’t look at her. Obviously somebody out there does otherwise she wouldn’t be wealthy. What the hell do all of you do that makes you so much better? Placing judgement and gossip is a sin. Thy same eye that is cast out shall be cast upon you.

As a married woman I would not be smiling if my husband left me and went to be with a co worker. I do not care what some of these people are saying but that is what happened. I also believe that all those telling Jennifer to move on and get over it just do not get it. Five years of marriage is a long time. Jen shared this man’s life. She was in love with him. She had hopes of a future. It will be interesting to see whether people tell Angelina Jolie to “move on” when this man does what he does best cheat. Look at K Fed. Britney stole him from that other girl and then he went on to cheat on Briteny. Once a cheat always a cheat. But I am sure Angelina will suck it up and take it like a woman. Gosh what sensitivity some people have. Also I am a firm believer in Karma… I will contiue to watch the Brad and Angie show. Good Luck to Jen…

ya right ann that is why everytime I go see a movie her face appears for a st. judes ad, looking very uncomfortable hugging that beautiful child. Chairty work without pr….interesting. Classy? Ya right (go read vanity fair) honest? ( Does being honest mean, you have your friends do your dirty work or does it mean acting like you have no fault in your marriage ending….Please explain Ann.

Good for Jennifer. I’m glad men are coming out of the woodwork. The best way to get over an ex is to fall in love with someone else. I hope it’s not Bing, but at least we know she is getting opportunities. She should just take her own sweet time, and when the time is right, it’s right.

For you from the net:

I have been accused not to be objective and of only publish the comments more hateful than blog a JustJared on Jennifer Aniston and forgetting that there are also other hateful comments not more on other celebrities always in the same one blog already cited JustJared. Blogger a African Girl says that also Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been attacks to you from the Faniston fans as it with threats of dead women and hateful comments like these calls them
: 1) Wishing Jolie has to miscarriage
2) That their baby be born deformed and mentally retarded
3) Praying The whole family die in to plane crash
4) Wishing the children are Mauled by lions when they to were in Africa (Yeah, apparently the idiots thought wild animals run around the place in Africa)
5) Wishing them to drown
6) Calling Zee an bee, monkey, mentally retarded, deformed
7) Calling Maddox to Yellow Monkey
8) Saying Shiloh is not Pitt’ s child
9) Praying that BP sleep with Zahara to teach Jolie to lesson
10) Hoping Jolie will be disfigured in to horrible accident.
11) Laughing about Jolies’ s mom’ s cancer and wondering when she will “die already” because it will causes AJ I know much pain.
12) Spreading rumors that AJ had Herpes.
Now inasmuch as I am objective I have prepared a search and I will then publish all the hateful comments on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on JustJared and i will publish continuation all the hateful comments on Jennifer Aniston. You decide which you are more hateful :
Arlene Keil Says: December 27th, 2006 at 5:43 pm This is to very beautiful woman indeed and to very nice interview also. Am glad they spent the Time loads with Brad’ s parents, it is obvious she calls the shots and Brad goes along with it I know at least he got to be with his family loads. The also think it was lies from the Medium made up that his mother didn’ t like her, the think they to are all probably quite fond of her, she is to very controlling person but Brad knew that going into the relationship, all in all, this is to close knit loving family. Hope that the Brad has to little more backbone in the future but he seems extremely happy with her.
ontd Says: December 27th, 2006 at 5:53 pm Arlene Keil Says: oh brother, lots of passive aggressive comments in there.
Observer2 Says: December 27th, 2006 at 5:58 pm Arlene Keil Says: December 27th, 2006 at 5:43 pm ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ You’ king not to Brad fan or and Angelina fan. And you’ aggressive passive more king than to bit. At least own it for hell’ s sake.
Troll Alert Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:23 pm WARNING, WARNING, TROLL ALERT Arlene Keil is the NASTIEST troll that ever visted JJ. For reasons known to only her, she DOES NOT like Zahara. She claims Zahara has psychological problems and calls her ugly bee. If you try to respond to her, she quotes the bible. Before She starts off very passive aggressive and you can say “shoo” She’ ll start giving chapter and verse about sinners. Whatever you I give, I GIVE NOT ADDRESS HER. The repeat, I GIVE NOT ADDRESS HER.
hotsop Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:25 pm Can somebody tells me to where did Brad got his good looks from? Because his parents to are just ugly. And his brother and sister to are not good looking too.
Observer2 Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:27 pm hotsop Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:25 pm +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ the’ m sure that’ s what your parents say about you. We’ king I know good looking, how did we produces such troll.
Janet Says: on Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:30 pm hotsop Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:25 pm Can somebody tells me to where did Brad got his good looks from? Because his parents to are just ugly. And his brother and sister to are not good looking too. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ the saw to pic of his mom when she was Young. She was gorgeous! How rude of you to say that they’ king ugly!
Troll Expert. Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:37 pm Hotsop IS Arlene Keil. Favorite UGLY is her word, perhaps it’ s because until she was 5yrs old, she thought it was her first name. IGNORE THE UGLY TROLLS.
hotsop Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:46 pm Oh, please the was just saying that he looks nothing like his parents. And that’ s is the truth. And the don’ t think his parents and his sister to are good looking at all.
Observer2 Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:48 pm hotsop Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:46 pm Oh, please the was just saying that he looks nothing like his parents. And that’ s is the truth. And the don’ t think his parents and his sister to are good looking at all. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= Oh, please, it doesn’ t stop the fact that you’ king still to troll and your parents don’ t like you.
Estelle Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:48 pm Observer2 Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:27 pm hotsop Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:25 pm +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ the’ m sure that’ s what your parents say about you. We’ king I know good looking, how did we produces such troll. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - LMAO …… good one.
Denise Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:51 pm wish tem all the best and all yu guys the will always be to sucker for to loving story the wish brad, angie, jen and everyone to lovely new year filled with love and may all your dreams like through and theirs too. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ************************** Now why did you have to go and mess it up my injecting Maniston into your greeting. Why oh why does Maniston have to be joined at the hip to Brad and Angie?
Denise Says: December 27th, 2006 at 6:55 pm TO hi ………. The forgot to address my upper post to “hi”, I know to here it goes again, below. Now why did you have to go and mess it up my injecting Maniston into your greeting. Why oh why does Maniston have to be joined at the hip to Brad and Angie?
allovergirl Says: December 27th, 2006 at 8:17 pm homewrecker. justfine Says: December 27th, 2006 at 11:48 pm To HELL!!!!!! with both of them.
CLINIQUA Says: December 27th, 2006 at 11:52 pm justfine Says: December 27th, 2006 at 11:48 pm To HELL!!!!!! with both of them. - - - - - - - - - - Which is to where both your parents have been since the day your fugly nasty ass was born. bobo Says: December 28th, 2006 at nice 4:45 am she’ s and all she looks fat in these pics though… like her face is swollen maybe Brad beat her up? t
hink positive! Says: December 28th, 2006 at 7:43 am bobo Says: December 28th, 2006 at 4:45 am - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oh Lord. ‘ Ve always had the impression that fanistons can not even read. Now the’ m convinced!!
ANUSTIN Says: December 28th, 2006 at 8:33 am to bobo….to are you really that bobo? (meaning: stupid) can add the loads more words, crazy, stup! d! d! ot!.
JTF Says: December 28th, 2006 at 8:52 am bobo Says: December 28th, 2006 at 8:41 am ================================ Listen you briandead MORON, these pictures to are OLD. They’ king from 2003, she didn’ t even KNOW Brad then you god damn idiot.
aileen Says: December 28th, 2006 at 8:58 am bobo is such to BOZO! How’ s your idol Anuston doing? Am the sure she’ s all “well-done” from all her recent Mexican adventure with that fugly yoga mistress of hers.
bobo Says: December 28th, 2006 at 9:34 am hey!! who is trying to impersonate me!! DID NOT WRITE AT 9,22!!! KNOW WHAT AM SAYING Angie looks fat and fugly in these pictures. and bruised like Brad beat the hell out of her!! which she kinda deserves.
to bobo idiot Says: December 28th, 2006 at 9:42 am bobo Says: December 28th, 2006 at 9:34 am hey!! who is trying to impersonate me!! DID NOT WRITE AT 9,22!!! KNOW WHAT AM SAYING Angie looks fat and fugly in these pictures. and bruised like Brad beat the hell out of her!! which she kinda deserves. ummm idiot girl she wasn’ t dating these Brad when pictures to were taken.

You have to reading and comprehension problem don’ t you And hour those malevoli on Jennifer Aniston:

WTF Says: December 28th, 2006 at 3:54 pm Bing would be perfect for her. She deserves someone like him.
Rekane Says: December 28th, 2006 at 4:04 pm agree with WTF He would be perfect for her! Both to are Fugly! He is to Loser for what he did to liz Hurley, She is to Loser for all the awful stuff she and her Minions have said about brad. Don’ t think that the Fugly Tranny Manniston will ever find to Man, Maybe she should stick to her Female Yoga Instructer, She seems to prefer the companionship of Females her “Goddess” Pack. Perhaps Thats why Her marraige ended before Long Angelina came along! But in the long run, don’ t know why the commented at all, cuz who really cares!?
CLINIQUA Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:03 am Claire. Stop lying. There is not way you can look at that face, and say “beautiful.” Unless you’ king from loads weird tribe of humans to where the standard of beauty is if the woman all look like Dustin Hoffman. Here in the REAL WORLD, she is neither `beautiful,’ `pretty,’ or `cute.’ She is dressed appropriated for her age (damn near 40) and that’ s all the’ ll give ones ya. Heh-heh. Go George. Knew the GC hated that b*tch. LMAO
CLINIQUA Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:10 am Awwww… I know sad. The tense see she’ s doing that “big hard `am really doing the GREAT - JUST GREAT… REALLY. .NO. .NO REALLY - hard wide grin” THANG to try and convince us that she’ s really having fun, and is carefree and happy. Sad. lol wonder if she got asked about the little college girl Vince finger banged? Wow. The almost felt sorry for her, for half to second. The’ m over it. She’ s dressed like an old crow….or old crone - take your pick. It suits fuglychinochino Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:16 am OMG She looks like to man. Period. anustin Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:17 am sweet clini ….. you know girl much the love those chinz!
CLINIQUA Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:17 am She did that same really wide `the’ m I know happy I can’ t fookin’ stand it’ grin thing when Shiloh was born…. `Hi folks look at me… look at this huge wide **** - eatin’ grin the’ m wearing… geebus my face is breakin’ in half, but will the NOT stop smilin’. Have to pretend am over it… and that the am not thinking about what you to are thinking about and what you know know that you know that know that am thinking about (the BAMZS in NYC at to REAL PREMIER for to movie, not to HACK TV show, which you know’ ll be guest starring on soon, Fallin Water, babies, It gains finger banging Co-eds, Angelina’ s stunning beauty, to harrowing fear that loads reporter will ask me if the’ m doing `Dance halls w/the Stars,’ or about Miss Candy Canne, or Lori Lane, or Mallory Bar - or Whatever the Fook that kid’ s name is that blew my fat Vince in Bulgaria….WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!) Not,’ M HAPPY SEE MY GRIN….happy happy happy happy happy - grin grin grin grin….Oh god when is this red carpet thing skirt end… my face fookin’ hurts like hell….eee-OW!’
anustin Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:18 am of course shes to man….sexiest man alived! eerrrkk the ll scream in the ocean. .waaaaaaaa sick of her Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:19 am
Who cares about Maniston? she is I know BORING!!!!! Just plain ugly Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:20 am more The inside even than the outside.
CLINIQUA Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:22 am Okay, last comment - cannot BELIEVE GC commented on this ***** and Vaughn… it’ s almost surreal….to where in the hay is AG? The have to talk to her about her man… has he lost his mind! Almsot calling Maniston to fraud right out in the open! Wow. That’ s news! See. You have to be careful or else you might get to backlash sitch… don’ t want to seem like people are piling on to poor Jen Georgie Porgie… I know take it easy.
ChinFUG Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:24 am ugh, ***** has man chin and her hair is always covering her face. clearview Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:27 am On the close up pictures she is just soooo ugly. She really is starting to look like to man. The don’ t know, the think she is looking I know bad to here because of all the tan, she is orange. Anyways, she is to where she belongs, to premiere about to Tv show.
anustin Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:30 am chinFug! take notes!!!! she has to cover her face b/coz she lookz like jay leno.chinocheo!
Anti Jen Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:30 am ewww she’ s to ugly horse!!!!!!! Krystal Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:30 am As to make as the know it. Her carrer is over with this relashonship. If she finds to nother man to boost her carrer that will be great… thats all she has ever been doing… Poor brad had to go through it. .now he has found someone with equal beauty I know he dosent have to worry about angie using him. She is to fake ass and that is it, cant wait till the day the angie and her cross path and smile angie gives her the bitchiest. She just thinks that she was going thourgh the worst pain when little shi was born… damn it people to are suffering from hunger in 3rd world countries and ur mad that ur X husband has found to new love and family. ***** please get over it. The cried, cried the cried. We understand that but shut the hell up it has been 2yrs since that relashonship has started and she is still crying to freaking river. Somone build to damn I know the river can freaking erodes and stop floddding the many hearts of these hypnotized aniston fans… Who agree’ s with me!
Krystal Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:32 am P.s you can put eyes and loads hair on her chiny chin chin and to little lipstick and it will look making better then her face.
rorypop Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:39 am Maniston’ s chin really scares me. It is the worst, ugliest, hugest, biggest chin’ ve ever seen!
kiki Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:45 am This is the first and last Time the comment on to Fraudiston thread: behind her fake smile there hides an evil, racist, mentally disturbed, obsessed, stupid woman, who lies to everybody, and posts on blogs evil things about Brad and Angie and the kids. That’ s the real natures of Fraudiston.
CLINIQUA Says: December 10th, 2006 at 9:45 am If to there’ s one guy who can knock her up it would be federline. His stuff is I know powerful he knocked up Bea Arthur last week. I know Old Maniston shouldn’ t be to prob. That would be sweet, Maniston, Britney, and Shar Jackson’ s kids would be brothers and sisters…. Maniston could then be like Brad & Angelina, in that she could legitimately say, `My family is multicultural.’ LOLOLOLOL
Fugiston is to LOSER Says: December 10th, 2006 at 2:33 pm She strikes me as being disgustingly dumb and she makes me want to slap her.
The Real Hmmmmm Says: December 10th, 2006 at 3:15 pm JenJen must be suicidal right about now.
jjoy Says: December 10th, 2006 at 4:57 pm oh….this b.i.t.c.h still alive? the thought she died of shame coz she got dumped twice, not career to look forward to, getting old and ugly….hey chinleatherskinton….the wish you to nightnmare everytime you close your eyes….wishing your the worst of everything and I know does your vile fanustons….beyatches!!!
jjoy Says: December 10th, 2006 at 5:09 pm hey you delusional fanustons….to where to are you when she was begging your pity to go and watch her movies….they to are all bombed you know….why coz you cannot afford to go and spend even the miserly ticket of $7 to go and watch the parody of Rachel Green I know whose talking about living in trailer trash….did you see that stupid girl living in to trailer trash being conned by the Nigerians? coz she is stupid to believe that she will get that money and you know who most identifiable with that kind of mentality… it’ s this ****** ******* of course….being conned by the biggest FRAUD and LIAR and HW….and karma is really to ***** that biting her ass ….. the am I know rejoicing now and celebrating coz her as-uppance is to here and now….got dumped twice… not career… not man just COX….getting old and ugly….and not am not jealous at all coz am happy as the am….the just hate this ***** and wishing for her to go away indefinitely ……
HOTTEST COUPLE EVER Says: December 11th, 2006 at 12:42 am KIKI…. December 10, 2006 9:45 am the totally agree.
Also FUGISTON IS To LOSER December 10, 2006 2:33 pm…. ‘ D like to slap her too. Can’ t the stands her.
anustin Says: December 6th, 2006 at 9:44 am lolzzzshe should jump at the Golden Gate with all the shark waiting.
Maniston is FAKE Says: December 6th, 2006 at 11:37 am Damn this chick makes me nauseous. Please, GO AWAY!
BEABITCH NEEDS TO STOP S-CKING ON AJ NIPPLES Says: December 6th, 2006 at 11:39 am HATE JA, SHE LOOKS LIKE To MAN, SHE SUX, SHE CAUSED THE BREAK UP, FOCK HER FOR WHAT SHE DID TO BRAD, HATE HER, SHE STINKS, SHES TO HAS BEEN, HATE HER I KNOW MUCH
Buh-bye Jen Says: December 6th, 2006 at 11:42 am the’ m gloating… The’ m glad she screw up, she’ s to coniving b1tch that can’ t get to movie going since brad left her, (the Break Up was already in the works). And don’ t give me the she has I know much emoney she don’ t need to work. After all that carrying on about working on her career? She’ d kill to be doing to movie right now. Sarah Jessica Parker’ s got all the ugly old TV has-been B-list movie roles all locked. Nobody wants that loon in their movies, and not man wants her either. Gloat, gloat. gloat sucks to be to
jen hen lol Says: December 6th, 2006 at 11:54 am famewhore Maniston.
Buh-bye Jen Says: December 6th, 2006 at 12:01 pm don’ t like her and don’ t wish her the best the.
Now you decide which you are you get worse comments on JustJared and in order which celebrity.

Source: http://heartofnews.blogspot.com/2006/12/for-african-girl.html

Isn’t he some kind of a rich rat? Didn’t he try to deny his own kid. Did not use
protection, apparently.

Seems to like to do it, but does not seem to like to commit.

Sounds like some kind of a rich rat, to me.

I wouldn’t **** on him, as I turned to run away!!!

For some reason….I think that he could get away with a lot,
simply because of his wealth.

Does he have money……yes.

Does he have respect?

Does he have real feelings of warmth, justice, sincere love?

I can only guess.

Fake Story:

Oh, Jennifer! Darling, I adore you. This is the moment that I have been waiting for
all of my life, it seems……mmmmmm. Is it in yet?

Yes, darling….I think it’s in.

Jennifer, are you sure? I can not seem to feel it. Are you sure IT’S IN????

Honey, I think so!!!!

Jennifer, what do you mean, “You think so!!!???” Can’t you TELL if it’s in or not?

OOOOOOOH!!! You men!!! Just get off of me, for pete’s sake. I am going back
to VINCE. He knows what he is doing!!!

Jennifer, my dear! You have no idea what a gap that man has left for ANY man
to try to fill!!!!

anonymo - was that necessary????????? Your lengthy rendition of the past is boring and childish.

anonymo Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 11:19 am
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Got too much time on your hands? You get on with your bad self in your righteous defense of Aniston. It’s not going to help any. I guess when you have too much time on your hands and too little else on your mind, this is the result.

And one more thing, grow up.

Let’s call a Spade a Spade (author)
December 7th, 2006 at 7:39 am

Access Hollywood stated that Vince and Jen broke up because Jen was too busy with her CHARITY work. Are you ******* KIDDING ME?!! This stupid ***** hosts dinner, wear a stupid t-shirt and appears on TV for like two minutes with a child she seemed uneasy hugging and that constitutes Charity work? MFG, what or who won’t she Blame for the misery that’s her life.

Blame parents marriage for her break-up
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extentions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Now blame charity for her break up.

Until Jen understands she and only she is to blame for her life, she’ll always be miserable…even though she wears it well. And those people who say she owes no one an explanantion….GIVE ME A BREAK. If she had just kept her ******* mouth shut in the first place, the ***** won’t be facing a media onsluaght. Look at Reese, Nicole, Uma…women with CHILDREN who got divorced, they didn’t call a press conference and burst into tears as soon as the door opened. They accepted the divorce and moved on with their lives and they are better off. Of course Aniston is not in their caliber, she knew her mediocre talent won’t cut it so she decided to use her divorce as a gravy train to success. She gambled and she lost BIG TIME and that’s all there is to it. She literally opened the door for inquiries into her life, why does she feel the need to refute rumors? I’ll tell you why, she is too INSECURE to let things slide. God forbid people think Jen gained weight or God forbid people think she and Vince are no more. We can’t allow that coz Jen will not sleep at night. Her innate need to be seen in a good light is the reason she is in this predicament.

Oh all of a sudden, everybody hates Jen. Helloooo, until recently, every third post on every site or entertainment show was a negative story about Brad and Angie. They had their polls….who will last longer? Who is the better couple? Who is the better man? Who is the better actress? Who is the cutest couple….and every single poll, Jen and Vince won. They were catering to the delusional Jen fans and now they’ve turned on Jen, y’all are complaining.

And for the last time, Jen was with Vince before the divorce was final. The fact that she didn’t get pregnant does not make it any different. So if Brad committed Adultery, so did Jen. Jen fans think the rules don’t apply here. Of course the whole thing is a moot point because they were SEPERATED. Seperation is the first step to divorce. If couples waited until divorce was final before moving on with their lives, god knows where we’ll all be. Denise and Charlie just concluded their divorce and they’ve been dating other people. Let’s not forget Heather and Richie or Hilary Swank and Rob Lowe. Stop making excuses for Jen, she is a grown woman.

One last question for y’all, What was Huvane THINKING mailing Perez? He has not only admitted they READ blogs, he’s also admitted they CARE what an ordinary blogger writes. What is their excuse this time? Afterall, Perez is NOT CNN crawl? Pathetic fools!!! Bet she is hunched over her laptop reading all the comments about her and then calling Huvane, screaming “do something, do something. He called me Chinochio Maniston”.

An untrained monkey will do a better job than the **** Huvane is doing with his clients. Gwyneth Paltrow (Ms. Americans are dumb) Demi Moore (Ms. Robinson), Kirsten Dunst (will give Barney from The Simpson a run for his money, drinking wise). At leat these three do have talents, maybe if he stopped wasting time on the TV girl with delusions of grandeur, he could do more with the others.

I laugh when I read Leave Jen alone? Are we talking about 37yrs old Jen or 7yrs old Jen? Rotflmao, where were the pleas to leave Brad, Angie and their kids alone when blogger on this very site wished them dead, wished Angie had a miscarriage? I have been reading Jen’s thread since this debacle started and I have yet to see one person wish her dead. I bet your rationale is that Brad and Angie deserve the evil wishes but not Jen, oh no, not our dear Jen. You guys threw three little children under a bus for a 37yrs old and you felt no guilt whatsoever. So don’t come here and state leave Jen alone.

Jen Fans have excused her lies by saying she is paronoid, she does not know how to behave because everyone is watching her. Aniston’s paranoia is her own doing. If she would just be upfront about who she is, say this is me, take me as I am or go F yourselves, she would be much better off but nooo, she has to be America’s Sweetheart, which means she lives on people’s expectations and that’s why she will always be miserable. If there’s any lesson to be learnt from watching Aniston’s house of cards crumble it is this…LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT OTHERS

bobo Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Oh Susie, you poor, delusional, backward-thinking, jen-jen-excuser. The world understands why BP prefered Angie over baby-whining Jen. Why can’t you?

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Gosh, that’s obvious — Angie’s a WOMAN!!! End of story!

Maybe she SHOULD hook-up with Bing. They have a very important common-denominator. They both don’t like kids. She pretends she does, and he denies the ones he has.

I don’t care who she is with…as long as it is “NOT” Brad Pitt. Brad is with the one
that he wants and her name is ANGELINA.

Let’s call a Spade a Spade Says:

Hell yeah!

think positive! Says:

Okay regarding that post what some people can not understand is that the main problem is NOT because Jen didn’t have kids with Brad. In fact I’m glad she didn’t!! The woman clearly doesn’t want them. And there is no doubt that raising a child requires a lot of effort and you should be a responsible person to get through such a difficult task. But the fact was and still is that Brad wanted to have a family for many years before he even got married to her. Before he even met her. It was a common knowledge. And the way she was talking about it during their marriage she seemed completely aware of what Brad wanted regarding that specific issue.

Brad took two years off so they can start a family. She wasn’t ready at that time and he accepted it. She said on Oprah that she asked him to wait another tow years until “friends” will end and he agreed. The man was already reaching his forties. And then their problems began to reveal one by one for two years until the official end of their marriage in Jan 2005. The question is that during those two years with problems, she kept feeding the press about how soon a baby was on the way when obviously there was NO intention to do so. And that is where the problem begins. It’s not about her not having children it’s about her LYING ABOUT IT!!! Period.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire. Once a liar always a liar . Once a liar , every word that is out of the mouth is heard with a light ear . never will one take it 100%..it will be taken with a gist of possible lie. Aniston lied. Huvane lied. everyone in her circle are LIARs !!

I agree with what y’all saying, but I still think that Brad should’ve gotten the guts to actually divorce her ass himself if he was so unhappy. It makes Aniston look as if she was sort of a backup plan, like if Brad didn’t find another woman in time (which I doubt would’ve happened, but STILL), he’d still have Jennifer at home. Obviously that wasn’t the case. Well, here we are…Brad got what he always wanted, a big, loving family, and Jen is…
Well, why I don’t think she’s a perfect human being at all, I still wish her peace in herself. I long for a day when Brangelina and Aniston fans can co-exist peacefully. It’s been two years since the divorce and the Aniston VF interview, and I’m pretty sure that both parties have successfully moved on as this thread topic has not mentioned Brad or Angelina anywhere.

Amy: Brad is a gentleman and a good soul. He didn’t want to hurt her anymore than she already was, hence letting her do it. I’m sure he’s kicking himself for it, but as my Mum use to say, “Lesson Learned”. He’s learned his. I mean, the man is so into his new life and could care less what X thinks. His concern is his children and his woman — that’s it. Whatever X can come up with next — the man doesn’t give a toss and neither does Maria!! HA! HA !

I dont think that is what happened….It seems clear to me now that they werent going to last regardless of whether Brad and Angelina got together or not. From their interviews leading up to him meeting Angie, there were a lot of signs things were far from ok. I think Brad just got a bit lucky that he found someone who wanted the same kinds of things in life that he wanted at the time his marriage was foundering. I really hope Jen can find someone who likewise can make her dreams come true, also.

I totally agree with Susie. I believe a lot of people are fans of Jen primarily because of the show. We don’t know her personally, just as many don’t know Angelina personally…so why judge? Either your a fan or not, but why the hate for someone you don’t know? I’ve read other people comment about how Angelina is a do-gooder for the world, well that’s great and dandy, but why not hate on Jen BUT ALL OF THE OTHER CELEBRITIES THAT DON’T CONTRIBUTE AS MUCH AS ANGELINA. My opinion: your jealous. That’s it. I’ve read people criticize her about having a broken heart…wow, that’s a good one! I’ve read about how she’s too skinny…wow, she’s the only one. I’ve read about how she didn’t want a family and Brad lied for her because he coughed and lied down…wow, we have lying consultants/experts in the room. She’ll never win in your book. I don’t care about Angelina or Brad, I’ve never been a fan of either so I won’t sink as low to “hate” on them.

I hope that she finds happiness, that’s it. Like every human being on this Earth has the right, I hope she finds love and that it’s everything that she wants.
And for the rest of you, spewing hate and calling a lady that you do not know, nasty ugly names, I have a New Years Resolution for you: GROW UP AND LET IT GO.

Brad says beauty comes in different shapes.. and he was once with juliette lewis not known for being a classic beauty. it is mostly about being a beauty on the inside.. i think brad saw that in jen.. unfortunately some of her bitterness has caused some ugly sides of her to be shown, and that is a shame.

i would love for jen to go her own way… find someone she loves..a real relationship. Stop using her divorce for PR such as the yoga video she produced. I really wish her no harm.. i just get angered by her fans who blame everything that goes wrong in jens life on brad and angie.

Maybe 2007 will be a great year for jen… and thus, a great year for all three of them.

to susie Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Brad says beauty comes in different shapes.. and he was once with juliette lewis not known for being a classic beauty. it is mostly about being a beauty on the inside.. i think brad saw that in jen.. unfortunately some of her bitterness has caused some ugly sides of her to be shown, and that is a shame.
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Bitterness? It doesn’t matter if someone gave her a truth serum & a lie detector test at the same time and she answered questions honestly about how she really was broken hearted and she was genuine…I think you would never get over it. This isn’t about Pitt or Jolie….accept that already. She had a husband, she loved him, it didn’t work and that is one of the biggest stresses. Let her live her life, she doesn’t say anything about yours does she?

I would be suicidal if some lame tabloids were trying to find me someone to date. Is the Maniston that hard up? That unappealing? That much of a basket case? People are always saying Maniston can have anybody she wants so why does she not have somebody? Maybe one of these things crawling out of the woodwork to date her will drag her back into the woodwork where she will just quietly uggggg away.

Pam Anderson had a date with this Bing guy and was home by 9:30/pm. or so I heard. I didn’t know that recycled ***** ever met a man she didn’t like. Apparently he is a boring unattractive phoney therefore perfect for the Maniston.

Someone said “IT’S NOT ABOUT THAT SHE DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE KIDS, IT’S ABOUT HER LYING ABOUT IT” sounds very familiar.

Isn’t that a similar line from Postcards From The Edge.

Meryl Streep says Dennis Quaid:
“It’s not that you f–k around alot, it’s that you lie about it.”

Ha, I knew it sounded familiar!

BLOGELINA,

Have you satisfied your ugliness for the day? Maybe you should wiggle away as well.

a younger dude. Maybe the blonde guy from Supernatural.

Crackers….CNN is now ridiculing Jen. In GALLERY they have a photo of Reese and Ryan in a photo essay with the newsworthy break ups of celebrities of 2006, and the caption says

“….Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn apparently ended a relationship they never admitted to … and then there was Britney and K-Fed, too.”

http://www.cnn.com

“Art imitating life” is also an exact line from that movie. Stop regurgatating it and spend some time creating your own words.

Jules Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 1:05 pm

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Jen wants to have kids??? are you kidding me? Why is she puffing cigs after cigs? Is this responsible behavior if you want to conceive? check with any ob-gyn, they’ll tell you smoking is harmful to the fetus.

So what…hasn’t their marriage been over with for nearly 2 years?
And your point is………………………………………………………silence.

No point, just spewing hate…but no, Jens an ugly person….
well I got news for you BCBG…so are you.

Huh? Now you know it all huh Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Lony,

Until you are in her shoes, how do you know how anyone should react? Look the same thing happened back in the day happened between Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds…one was the vixen and the other was considered to be the “girl next door.” Everyone took sides.
I agree with you on one thing, we should all let it go and that’s why some are here just wishing her well, not spending time saying negative things (which doesn’t seem a good way to spend your time
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I never said how i though Jennifer SHOULD have acted, i am only saying how I WISH she had acted because it has caused a lot of people pain.. including herself.

Anyway, that is all i have to say about this…. it has been two years.. people still want to believe brad and angie had an affair even when all have said they didnt. People still want to link these three people together… there have been so many celebs who have split up since they did, but no one keeps exploiting the other breakups like this one.

Maybe in another two years…

So what? He and Aniston both smoke? There have been stories that they both hate flying \ because they can’t take their bong with them, does that make it true?…so why on beat up on one side and not the other? Aniston’s smoking affects herself, Pitt’s affects his 3 children…so what? Their life, not mine but if you’re gonna hate….hate on both sides and not just on one.

A response to Gayle Says:

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You are a real nasty piece of work.. of course you want to quibble about maybe some words were in some movie.. you know what? I think all words have probably been in some movie at some point! yes art imitating life was said loooong before they were put in a movie.

Doesnt surprise me that you fail to understand a posters words.. you just want to make some juvenile point. Yes, very mature of you.

A response to Gayle Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Hey not only does OBSERVER2 have all the details, but so does GAYLE.

I shall no longer lurk on any web-site but only heed to that of OBSERVER2 and GAYLE, for they know it ALL.

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Why thank you. That had nothing to do with my post. I just said that Brad is known for not dating great beauties. And yes, Juliette has a personality, while Aniston looks stumped when someone asks her how she’s doing.

You are right. I know all and see all. Glad that YOU know get it though.

And how many times have you been standing next to JA when they ask her how she’s doing?

None.

Oh. No. You were behind you’re computer, guessing again huh?
That’s what I thought.

Jen has never admitted her part in it.. she let her friends call brad names and disrespect his family.

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See, that’s not true. She said that even if you’re only 2% at fault in a marriage, it’s your responsiblilty to correct that 2% and she knows and accepts that she wasn’t perfect either. Also, CC said that they both tried to make it work and that they both tried hard.

response to TO SUSIE Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Jen has never admitted her part in it.. she let her friends call brad names and disrespect his family.

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See, that’s not true. She said that even if you’re only 2% at fault in a marriage, it’s your responsiblilty to correct that 2% and she knows and accepts that she wasn’t perfect either. Also, CC said that they both tried to make it work and that they both tried hard
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Yes, she implied she only had a small 2% responsiblity in the breakup. I remember thinking.. well isnt that devious of her.. she can claim she played a part but then come out looking like she was hardly to blame.

Sorry, doesnt wash… that isnt an admission.

And who is she to apologize to? You? You want her to stop using the press to her advantage, but then you want her to apologize. If she were to say sorry to Pitt through the press, then she’d be criticized for her not moving on and getting over Pitt.

How does she say that she was to blame just as much as he was, then come out looking clean? How can she apologize and make you happy? How can she express to the haters, that she knows that she has faults, just like you?

The answer: nothing she will ever say, will ever make you happy. In fact, it will only give you more fodder.

I always wished she would end up with Chandler Bing.

(sorry monica)

Routh, the stud from Superman. I hope she meets someone that makes her happy and vice versa.

response to ANON Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
She didn’t say that she was only 2% at fault, she said she realized that you could only be a person in a marriage, be responsible for 2% and still need to work on yourself…

Stop being jealous and move on people
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Im hardly jealous.. that doesnt even make sense

And you are very naive if you didnt get what she was trying to imply.. my therapist says im responsible too even if it is only for 2% of the problems. come on!

I think fanistons have problems comprehending words. Maybe they were too busy looking at jens pics and what she was wearing in the photos and not what she was actually saying.. and allowing to be said about her marriage.

brandon davis? how old is he? isnt he a bit young?

Brandon Routh not Brandon Davis.

Anon = oh please Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Again, not what she said. Comprehend must be too big of a word for you too.

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Uh yea that is what she said…. she always does that.. appears to be taking responsibilty but then throws something in to make it seem not realy her fault. She does it a lot. She talked about her movie RHI.. blaming everyone for that stinker.. but then said she was not really at fault cause she was going through a hard time. Then says why talk about it? Just let that little train go by.. Meanwhile she spent a good bit of time bashing everyone else. some people are fooled others fortunately arent.

but you know? at the end of the day.. you can believe what you want. I hope her attitude changes if she wants to be happier. No one will work with someone who disses their film before it goes out on dvd.. and no one likes a cry baby.

maybe she has learned something..

Time will tell.

No one likes a cry baby huh? Then stop your whining about a chick you don’t know!

If you’re a fan of JA, it’s to no use to debate the haters…the key to hate is ignorance.

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I always thought the key to being a jennifer aniston fan was ignorance.

LOL

Ha ha funny, how funny…I’m in stitches…can’t you attend to BAMZS thread? What is your point of being on here? To express that you don’t like Aniston? There, you made it. Don’t criticize me, I’m not doing that to you. Now please, go support BAMZS, I wish you the best.

Brandon Routh is cute, but Gyllenhall is better, don’t ya think?

December 29, 2006

Jennifer Aniston is Insane

In the January issue of US Weekly, close friends of the Friends star say that Jennifer Aniston’s emotional health, still fragile because of Vince Vaughn’s cheating, has suffered since Angelina’s recent interview with Vogue and the Oscar-winning actress’ current promotional tour for The Good Shepherd . Outlook not good:

On the effect of seeing pictures of baby Shiloh:

“she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she’s been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street.”

On how she deal with it:

“throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It’s creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours.”

Hey, there’s a bright side:

“At least she’s stopped watching ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn’t healthy.”

Yikes. There’s bad, and then there’s this. Jennifer Aniston could eat live bunnies and seem less crazy. In Jennifer’s defense, it must suck knowing that the only reason you were ever considered A-list has moved on and started a family with someone who is better than you in every possible way. Not in
Jennifer’s defense, it’s been two years. If my math is right, this means it takes less time for a newborn baby to speak in complete sentences than it does for Jennifer Aniston to realize Brad Pitt isn’t coming back home.

33 Comments:

That’s funny as hell. Poor Rachel.

By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM

I don’t know; I’m kind of over Angelina. It’s really kind of passive aggressive to keep telling the media she’d like to have a sit-down with Jen. To talk about what? No one would want to meet with the woman who stole her husband, either, and Angelina knows it. She’s just trying to look good.
Plus — the odds of this stuff about Aniston being true is pretty damn slim. It sounds all made up.

By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM

WTF?
Throwing baby dolls in a bonfire ????
That trumps the blood in a vial necklace. The Aniston psycho fans can shut up now.

By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM

Seriously, like her friends are telling those horrible things to US WEEKLY, trashy mag. Riiight. All of that sounds made up. People just wont leave her alone, Im sure she will be compared to Brangelina for her entire life. Poor girl.

By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM

“Plus — the odds of this stuff about Aniston being true is pretty damn slim. It sounds all made up.”
Unlike a lot of other rags, US Weekly triple checks facts and has reliable sources. Sorry, your beloved Jennifer is nuts.

By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM

As hilarious as it sounds, there is no way she is this crazy. If that were true, we’d have some sort of public breakdown by now.

By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM

“US Weekly triple checks facts and has reliable sources”
LMAO, hilarious. Whooo, that was a funny one. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM

^ Your logic is fucked. If it hasn’t happened in front of the world, it can’t be true? Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors? The answer is MOST.

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM

Nobody considers US a reliable source, get a grip dude. Im so sick of hearing about all three of these people, the tabloids need some new material stat.

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM

US Weekly is more reliable than most celeb weekly mags. Get over it.
If this were about Angelina, then you Aniston fans would be all over this story. Shut up. All you psycho fans on both “teams” should kill yourselves.

By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM

FYI - As usual on an Aniston/Pitt/Jolie story, if your IP address is logged repeatedly and you’re suspected of trolling and inciting, your comments will not be approved.

By moderator , on 12:14 PM

Aniston’s friends seem like a close knit, loyal group and I’d be surprised if any of them would spill on her - this just doesn’t ring true.

By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM

A good friend of mine worked closely with Jennifer and Brad when they were in town and Brad was filming a movie here. This was a long time before he worked with Angelina. My friend told me some stories about these people. Brad and Jennifer were miserable together even back then. Jennifer is really weird and miserable and all she does is drink coffee and chain smoke cigarrettes all day. She hates going out in public. Hates it. Brad was quite the opposite.

By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM

This is bullshit. Why don’t they claim she has secretly collected Brads hair in a hairbrush he left behind and made a voodoo doll out of it, standing in her backyard, naked of course, dancing under the moonlight burning pictures of Angelina with the Brad doll clutched between her teeth?
Look, now that I wrote that, US Weekly can publish it, claiming a vague “source.”

By hopped up on hydroxycut , on 12:22 PM

^ Okay, if you don’t like the story, then it’s bullshit. I’ll remember that next time US publishes a less than flattering story about Angelina and you “Team Aniston” psychos cheer them on for publishing it.

By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM

Whoa….Obsess much Jennifer? Who knows if this story is true or not, but if it is, it sounds like Jen needs to look into getting some new compadres pronto because with friends like these- who needs enemies?

By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM

Jennifer Aniston needs to come out of the closet. It’s so obvious that she and Cox-Arquette are MFEO.
Forget teams Aniston, Vaughastin, Jolie, Jolie-Pitt-Thornton-Voight-Miller whatev.
Let’s vote: Team “I’m Here. I’m *****. Get used to it!”
This goes for Aiken, Valderama, and Travolta, too.

By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM

This probably wasn’t a “friend” but more like one of the people who works for/with her. These people have tons of people around them all the time. Assistants, housekeepers, decorators, managers, assistant managers, publicists, assistants of publicists, all these people’s secretaries, etc.

By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM

Oh, yeah. And Joey from Blossom. He’s gay too.

By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM

” moderator said…
FYI - As usual on an Aniston/Pitt/Jolie story, if your IP address is logged repeatedly and you’re suspected of trolling and inciting, your comments will not be approved. ”
Thank God. I don’t think I can take reading another one of these “Brangelina” threads.

By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM

Didn’t good ol’ Jennifer have her chance? I mean she did sleep with the man for several years. I wouldn’t be so dismissive of tabloids. They do have journalists who have worked in mainstream media and crossed over to the dark side. Plus, with sue happy lawyers and celebrities, they have to be somewhat careful of what they print.

By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM

This is so not true, i know for a fact because we are good friends. When are people gonna leave her alone.

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM

Ew. Burnt plastic smells gross. I hope they’re cloth babydolls.

By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM

I’m not Team Aniston or Team Jolie, I think both teams are insane. I think worshipping a person that you have never met and likely will never meet should strictly be left to the 13 and below crowd, and it’s frightening that people 13 and up indulge in it.
And this story is far from “less than flattering.” It paints her as a complete psychopath, and it’s bullshit.
The media just perpetuates this lame rivalry myth and seriously? Burning baby dolls? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen all day.
Although I do think it was pretty cunty of Angelina to talk about a sit down with Aniston. All it did was put Aniston firmly back in the
“victim” role in the media right when everything had pretty much died down. I’m sure that was one of her motivations.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/12/jennifer-aniston-is-insane.html

Aniston & Huvane have been very clever and fortunate to stretch Aniston’s 15-minutes of fame the way they did. They just didn’t know when to stop. Apparently, most people can now see that “the emperor is not wearing any clothes.” She lacks talent and substance. Cute isn’t enough and it fades much faster than beauty. Just ask Meg Ryan.

i just get angered by her fans who blame everything that goes wrong in jens life on brad and angie.

Maybe 2007 will be a great year for jen… and thus, a great year for all three of them.

Jennifer Aniston is not God. The world is not supposed to stop if she is having bad day.

She tries to be chummy with everyone because that’s the only way she feels secure in herself.
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yeah, i agree. jen cant stand up on her own without the full support system of her so-called girfriends. she has co-dependent issue. she should continue seeing her shrink and totally admit this before she can completely heal.

Let’s call a Spade a Spade Says:

December 29th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Let’s call a Spade a Spade (author)
December 7th, 2006 at 7:39 am

Access Hollywood stated that Vince and Jen broke up because Jen was too busy with her CHARITY work. Are you ******* KIDDING ME?!! This stupid ***** hosts dinner, wear a stupid t-shirt and appears on TV for like two minutes with a child she seemed uneasy hugging and that constitutes Charity work? MFG, what or who won’t she Blame for the misery that’s her life.

Blame parents marriage for her break-up
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extentions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Now blame charity for her break up.

Until Jen understands she and only she is to blame for her life, she’ll always be miserable…even though she wears it well. And those people who say she owes no one an explanantion….GIVE ME A BREAK. If she had just kept her ******* mouth shut in the first place, the ***** won’t be facing a media onsluaght. Look at Reese, Nicole, Uma…women with CHILDREN who got divorced, they didn’t call a press conference and burst into tears as soon as the door opened. They accepted the divorce and moved on with their lives and they are better off. Of course Aniston is not in their caliber, she knew her mediocre talent won’t cut it so she decided to use her divorce as a gravy train to success. She gambled and she lost BIG TIME and that’s all there is to it. She literally opened the door for inquiries into her life, why does she feel the need to refute rumors? I’ll tell you why, she is too INSECURE to let things slide. God forbid people think Jen gained weight or God forbid people think she and Vince are no more. We can’t allow that coz Jen will not sleep at night. Her innate need to be seen in a good light is the reason she is in this predicament.

Oh all of a sudden, everybody hates Jen. Helloooo, until recently, every third post on every site or entertainment show was a negative story about Brad and Angie. They had their polls….who will last longer? Who is the better couple? Who is the better man? Who is the better actress? Who is the cutest couple….and every single poll, Jen and Vince won. They were catering to the delusional Jen fans and now they’ve turned on Jen, y’all are complaining.

And for the last time, Jen was with Vince before the divorce was final. The fact that she didn’t get pregnant does not make it any different. So if Brad committed Adultery, so did Jen. Jen fans think the rules don’t apply here. Of course the whole thing is a moot point because they were SEPERATED. Seperation is the first step to divorce. If couples waited until divorce was final before moving on with their lives, god knows where we’ll all be. Denise and Charlie just concluded their divorce and they’ve been dating other people. Let’s not forget Heather and Richie or Hilary Swank and Rob Lowe. Stop making excuses for Jen, she is a grown woman.

One last question for y’all, What was Huvane THINKING mailing Perez? He has not only admitted they READ blogs, he’s also admitted they CARE what an ordinary blogger writes. What is their excuse this time? Afterall, Perez is NOT CNN crawl? Pathetic fools!!! Bet she is hunched over her laptop reading all the comments about her and then calling Huvane, screaming “do something, do something. He called me Chinochio Maniston”.

An untrained monkey will do a better job than the **** Huvane is doing with his clients. Gwyneth Paltrow (Ms. Americans are dumb) Demi Moore (Ms. Robinson), Kirsten Dunst (will give Barney from The Simpson a run for his money, drinking wise). At leat these three do have talents, maybe if he stopped wasting time on the TV girl with delusions of grandeur, he could do more with the others.

I laugh when I read Leave Jen alone? Are we talking about 37yrs old Jen or 7yrs old Jen? Rotflmao, where were the pleas to leave Brad, Angie and their kids alone when blogger on this very site wished them dead, wished Angie had a miscarriage? I have been reading Jen’s thread since this debacle started and I have yet to see one person wish her dead. I bet your rationale is that Brad and Angie deserve the evil wishes but not Jen, oh no, not our dear Jen. You guys threw three little children under a bus for a 37yrs old and you felt no guilt whatsoever. So don’t come here and state leave Jen alone.

Jen Fans have excused her lies by saying she is paronoid, she does not know how to behave because everyone is watching her. Aniston’s paranoia is her own doing. If she would just be upfront about who she is, say this is me, take me as I am or go F yourselves, she would be much better off but nooo, she has to be America’s Sweetheart, which means she lives on people’s expectations and that’s why she will always be miserable. If there’s any lesson to be learnt from watching Aniston’s house of cards crumble it is this…LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT OTHERS

i’m so sick of this fugly ******, and i am one that wishes that she would go away, get lost, go on hiatus, stop acting altogether (since she can’t act anyways!), get married, get pregnant, or something, maybe even move out of the country. just the way she carries herself, is all wrong. i thought as an actor, you don’t want the public to know alot about your private life, but this nutcase goes and constantly tells them everything. what is she STUPID! so your hurting, they dumped you, so go and take care of things privately, don’t bring the whole world into your hurt, and prey on it, just to be in the spotlight, and act like the world will still think that you are famous without bp. she did all of this wrong, very wrong, right from the start. poor old sap! i feel that she should meet angelina, it would be interesting; especially if they could say sorry, and be done with it. perhaps, they could even just let bygones be bygones, and move on with life; because jen now knows that she has lost brad for good, and that brad will never go back to her, now that he has his beautiful angelina and his 3 children. this is what he wanted, he’s happy, and extremely content. and, isn’t jen constantly saying that she has gotten over brad after these 2 years; so whats the problem with her meeting with angelina. jen needs to accept the fact, that she’s an EX now, and go and marry this BING guy, and get pregnant; since she’s always stating to the whole world, that she has always wanted to give birth to a child. i say, that this is what jen needs, and besides Bing is not that good looking of a guy, but NEITHER IS JEN; SO THEY WOULD DEFINITELY BE A GOOD MATCH! what was it that Rod Stewart’s daughter once said about jen, “MY GAWD, THAT JEN ANISTON IS REALLY A HOMELY LOOKING PERSON!” and, i will have to agree.

Let me state also that I do not pity all of them. The people like Reese, Jolie, Pitt, Depp, Clooney and a few others that do not take their celeb status so seriously. The people that know whether be family or other people, that there is more to life then making movies and being in the headlines.

bLEH! I just want to vomit! Enough of this moron!

Jen should take a break from Hollywood, move to a small town and live in obcurity like Demi did for like 2yrs. Then she comes back in full force and start producing movies, she has the money. I doubt this is gonna happen though, because Jen is afraid that people will forget who she is.

The Aniston Breasts: a gossip history

Sing it with me people…

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA

(Can you hear Bill Kurtis’s deep voice?) In 1994, Monica, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel came into our living rooms every Thursday evening and changed our lives forever. The Central Perk became everyone’s favourite place to hang. Phoebe’s bad singing, Monica’s neurotic obsession with cleaning, Joey’s famous pick up line, and Chandler’s witty sarcasm entertained week in and week out. Those were the golden days, non? And then there were the nipples. RayRay’s permanently hard cherry nubbins on full display in every episode, no matter what she was wearing. Like a beacon in the night they called to us, mesmerized us, fascinated us, begging us to return to NBC at 8pm 24 times a year for 10 years. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

Fast forward to the year 2000. Same year she got married and lobbying for a role in Mark Wahlberg’s Rock Star in Phase 2 of the “I want to be a real actress in movies” Plan. Some photographers happen to get shots of her sunbathing topless (sound familiar?) in her backyard. She sues, she wins, the photos get locked away, but not before everyone started thinking about her titties. She got the part in the movie, by the way. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

And then there was Vanity Fair, circa 2001/2. Jennifer Aniston soaking wet in some flimsy shirt, nekked, but not really, every inch and contour of those gorgeous jubblies taunting us, inviting us, teasing us, campaigning for The Good Girl and Bruce Almighty. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Flash to 2005. Jen is single, tired of being pigeon holed as a cry baby post divorce, eager to reinvent herself on the cover of GQ, wearing nothing but a denim skirt. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Finally… Derailed flops at the box office. Her new movie, Rumour Has It, is in danger of getting stomped on by King Kong. Lo and behold, a photographer catches her flaunting those assets at her beach house – because Malibu is the most inconspicuous of all celebrity neighbourhoods. And once again, the international consciousness is riveted by the delectable prospect of her jubblies. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

This, my friends, has been a Lainey Gossip Breast Chronology. I hope you enjoyed it.

Vanity Fair sides with Aniston

Even if you aren’t a hardcore smutter, it would have been difficult to avoid the relentless hype about Jennifer Aniston’s Vanity Fair tell-all over the last few days. See photos from Jen-Fan.com. Leslie Bennetts, the biased cow who wrote the article, has appeared on every morning show/entertainment news program from here to Bora Bora hawking her fluff piece and trashing Brad Pitt and Angelina at every turn. You know gossips, we’re all entitled to our opinion. If given the opportunity, I’d LOVE the chance to sit nose to nose with Katie Couric and go to town on Jennifer’s pathetic PR strategy. But hey – I’m an internet hack. A SMUT lover. A nasty gossiping *****. I am NOT a contributing writer for a major publication (although I would gladly sell my soul for US Weekly) and I am certainly NOT a so-called respected journalist who used to call herself a f*cking New York Times writer! So before you fight me on this, read the article first. In its entirety. From top to bottom, read it all. Don’t just read the little snippets and excerpts from the news sites. Park yourself at Barnes & Noble or Chapters or in the longest line at the supermarket and read this ***** word for word. But whatever you do, don’t pay for it. Because when you’re done, you will see the disservice Leslie Bennetts has done Jennifer Aniston. Hellbent on portraying our favourite Fraud as the wounded wife, she has succeeded instead on presenting you with a picture of a woman who is painfully insecure, who cannot fight her own battles, who has clearly been coddled and pampered by the people around her, a woman who contradicts herself at every turn, and most importantly a woman who has made a critical error in allowing herself to be interviewed by someone who very obviously had a premeditated agenda. I don’t know what happened to poor Leslie Bennetts in her own personal life. Maybe she doesn’t like babies from Africa. Or maybe somewhere along the line, her husband saw her for the old hag she really is and took his ****** to more luscious pastures. Bottom line. This broad had an axe to grind and the results, in the long run, will be disastrous for boo hoo single Jenny. No one likes a cry baby. So go on with your pitiful self Jen. Looking forward to seeing you in 5 years when the only thing on your resume will be ‘Official Spokesperson the The Zone Diet’ (thanks to my girl Ammie for the brilliant description!)

REVELATIONS ABOUT JENNIFER

Jennifer Aniston begs for attention

Meanwhile, back in Frigid Fraud Aniston Land, things are decidely less cheerful. Camp Jen apparently relied too heavily on the post-separation p0pularity polls, when every bored housewife in America and that old delusional ****, Liz Smith, bought stock in the new no-Brad, no-Friends Jen. America’s Sweetheart will bounce back. The beloved Jennifer Aniston will enjoy a long career, even without her famous ex. Hmmm. How interesting. Six months later and it’s full scale panic. Mr & Mrs Smith is killing at the box office, Brad & Angie continue to do big business on newsstands while Aniston-related reports inspire little more than passing interest. Isn’t it bloody obvious by now that Jennifer Aniston became who she is/was by virtue ONLY of her marriage to the sexiest man alive??? So…desperate to save a campaign based primarily on post-divorce pity, Jen’s people are now scraping at the bottom of the barrel. My source says they’ve been bargaining their asses off, ‘They’re throwing Janice Min these stupid little tips, begging to put Jen in the magazine, in return for juicy stuff later on when she starts promotion for Rumour Has It. She never had to do this when she was with Brad. That was when she had it easy. Nowadays? No one cares!’ I guess this explains why every item on Jennifer Aniston these days has to do with how wonderful she’s doing and how great she looks and how she’s moved on and blah blah blah blah blah. But when you hear the same message over and over again, doesn’t it begin to stink of ‘rapidly aging has-been frantically trying to avoid obscurity??’ Yeah. I thought so. Anyway, let’s not waste any more time on leftover happy anorexics. I believe we have some fantasy sex to attend to. And when we left off, things were just getting started in the rub-a-dub.

The Aniston Backlash Begins

And thank Goddess! From my sources in Hollywood, word is the Pitt/Jolie media strategy is starting to pay off. The public is actually less and less opposed to seeing them together and less willing to buy the Jennifer Aniston ‘woe is me/I’m a victim’ routine any more. Why? Because the truth is, she is simply not that interesting. And breaking up with Brad Pitt left us with only HER. Without the glam hubby accessory, she literally is nothing. Says my insider: ‘She’s f*ckin’ boring. She doesn’t read, she doesn’t get out, she doesn’t volunteer. All she does is hang out with her friends and suntan. She’s not a total ***** or anything (Lainey: whatever…of course she is) but she’s just bleh…you know? And if you talk to her for 5 minutes, you get it. Inarticulate. No vocabulary. She’s a moron compared to Renee Zellweger and Julia Roberts and the power girls. Totally a different class.’ Very interesting stuff. And wouldn’t you know it - what do you think Jen was doing on Sunday? Hanging out at the Arquettes’ of course. Doing a bit of househunting. And…ta dah!…suntanning! Here she is, as vapid as ever, working on the ever present bronze glow. Oh … and did any of you get a chance to flip through US Weekly the issue before last? There is a gossip columnist named Paula Froelich who works for the NY Post. Very connected. She’s come out with a book called ‘It! 9 Secrets of the Rich & Famous That Will Take You To the Top’. Here’s #4, in her words: ‘GET GROOMED. Never underestimate the power of a pretty girl. Jennifer Aniston is of the plainest women in America and a testament to great stylists, makeup, and clothes.’ Oh snap! Plain! Did she just call her plain?? Man…we need to cue the starving cycle on the Aniston diet. The girl is gonna lose her mind!

Jen speaks

I hope the tide will finally begin to turn on the Pitt divorce mystery. Because up to this point, a primarily deluded fan-base has chosen to put their misguided affection for Jennifer Aniston before the truth…and before common sense. Obviously the intrigue of Brad’s alleged affairs is too titillating to ignore. And we all know, the tabloids need to sell magazines. Nothing could be more appetising to smut hungry masses than news of flirtation and possible infidelity between two of Hollywood’s hottest actors. Unfortunately for Aniston lovers, it would appear that poor little victim Jennifer had more to do with the breakdown of the marriage than any extracurricular activities on the part of her husband. Will you finally believe me when I tell you this girl is messed up?? Major insecurity issues. Major lack of self esteem. Possible eating disorder. Never feeling good enough. Wanting to be acknowledged as her ‘own person’. Very ambitious. Career before family. THESE are the very reasons behind the split. And if you don’t believe me…she tells you herself in a recent interview: ‘When your parents split up, it’s impossible to delude yourself about fairy tale romance and happy endings. Marriage actually brought up all the sorts of things I pushed on to the back-burner. Our marriage, like all marriages was rough and nasty at time. You just do the best you can. There is pressure on Hollywood marriages, but I don’t think it determines the death of your marriage. I am a total worrier and not good at hearing positive things. Brad’s a gentleman. He totally accepted me with all my dysfunction and struggles.’ So…now that we’ve cleared that up… Can we please let her ride off into the distance as a Hollywood footnote once and for all? Save your pity for someone who really deserves it…like Joaquin Phoenix (more on that later). For now, it’s time to give some serious investigative thought into the mysterious shroud surrounding Brad’s new

love life

The ever shrinking Mrs. Pitt

Here’s Jennifer Aniston, leaving the salon on Thursday, looking skinnier than I’ve ever seen her and far, far from motherhood. For those of you still holding out for Pitt offspring, please keep in mind that Jen’s film sched is booked up to 2006 and according to today’s Hollywood Reporter she’s negotiating a role in a new project with Joan Cusack and Frances McDormand appropriately titled Friends with Money. Until she gets her phoney little hands on an Oscar, this woman is NOT going to open her womb. So unless Brad plans on impregnating Angelina Jolie, he ain’t never gonna be a father (Ha ha Prophetic)

Jennifer Aniston still smoking

By the way… for those of you who still believe Mrs. Pitt intends to have a baby or is already preggers…see attached of Jennifer lighting up with Brad in Europe. At 35, time is ticking. How committed can she be to this motherhood thing when she’s actively damaging her eggs and creating a potentially hostile environment for Brad’s swimmers??? Starting a family my ****! I said it before and I’ll say it again. This woman is a FRAUD!!