Aniston’s Bing of a Boyfriend

Jennifer Aniston goes sappho???

Stop the presses ya’ll…Those of you pining for a Brad/Jen reconciliation (why???) should give up now… There’s an underground rumour circulating in Hollywood that the REAL reason she wouldn’t have his babies - aside from the fact that she’s a frigid ***** - is because she actually likes girls. Apparently she’s been schtupping Mark Wahlberg’s first cousin for months (wonder if she has 3 nipples too…) and was so afraid that her true orientation would see the light of day that she begged Brad to play along, keeping it from an unsuspecting, Rachel-obsessed public (kinda like the Gay Midget Dwarf…more on him later). Other factors that seem to corroborate the story are that she’s been honoured by GLAAD like a thousand times AND her whole personal crew is either bisexual or lesbian (Kathy Najimy is one of her best friends), with the exception of Courteney Cox, AND, she hasn’t had any onscreen chemistry with any of her male leads…yes, including Ross. Is this a load of crap? Well, I sill haven’t decided….but the funny thing is, she would be my new fave darling if she actually turned out to be a lesbian. Hey Goddess…me again. Please make Jennifer Aniston a lesbian. Please make this Priority #1. And then work on Paris. Thank you. Love, Lainey. And for those of you keeping ‘ring watch’ on the Pitts, here’s Jen sans ring late last week after a doctor’s appt. Separation. Divorce. Come out of the closet. Just another day in Hollywood.

Jennifer’s new project

I wish the tabloids would quit reporting that Jennifer Aniston is preggers…or that she has plans to be… Because wouldn’t you know it, in her ridiculous quest to conquer film, the ambitious Mrs. Pitt has just signed on to yet another new project called Derailed which begins principle photography in September, immediately after her current movie (a spin off of The Graduate) wraps production in August. Following Derailed, she’s committed to 4 more pictures through 2006. So please…for the love of Buddha…put away those hopes of a Little Pitt running around. It ain’t gonna happen. The woman is a liar and a fraud. Period.

Angelina Jolie is a beautiful woman. My eyes cannot deny that fact. But soon enough, she is going to look like her mom. I cannot wait for that day, because when it happens, most of the allure of this woman will go out the window. The only reason why she is so revered is because of her beauty. Everyone wants to pretend it’s because of her good heart. To that I say PHOOEY! It’s her looks that got her this far and that’s all it is. There are lots of other kind people who do things without being noticed.

B&A fans are by far the most wicked people on this board. They want to personally blame Aniston for the bad stuff written and said about B&A when for all they know, some of the bad press could be coming from inside people who know the couple. It’s so stupid.

They also want to keep bringing up articles like the one in VF, as if Aniston really blasted her ex. Give me a break! Aniston was very mild compared to what a lot of women would have done to a cheating spouse. Brad got off easy if you ask me!

Brad Pitt is the Pitts! He was most likely after Jolie all along, before he even met her. That’s why he couldn’t wait to do the stupid movie. I think he was already preparing himself for the chase. Now he’s trying to convince the public that he’s all goody-goody. I don’t like the man. I never cared for him. Talk about a FRAUD! He is the biggest fraud of them all. I think he’s just a phony baloney.

Aniston doesn’t need to have a baby. You women are nuts! She can choose to do what she wants to do. She can want a baby one year, and change her mind the next, just like Jolie did when she said she would not give birth.

Jolie believes in what she says, but I think she is fake about a lot of things. She loves children, she loves traveling, she loves making movies - whatever! But when it comes down to the REAL Jolie, I think none of us know her character. I don’t care about her. I hope her kids are healthy and happy, but that’s about it. She’s no angel and she’s certainly not the answer to the worlds’s problems. She’s totally full of herself and wants attention constantly. She’s a big liar too, but her fans just don’t want to admit it. Enough!

B&J fans are the Pitts! Says:
December 30th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
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You’re an idiot.

Furthermore, why don’t you go to your idol’s site. Go play!

Brad and Angelina’s fans are ugly TROLLS who sit around all day wishing they had some beauty. Too late. Your parents aren’t beautiful and neither are you, so you are stuck with your ugliness. You lepers!!!

I think Jenn and Michael Vartan would be a perfect match - they can sit around and look at the tabloid pics of Brad and Angie and Ben and Jennifer G. with all their beatiful babies (biological AND adopted) and talk about having a family “some day” :-) Fabulous!

Access Hollywood stated that Vince and Jen broke up because Jen was too busy with her CHARITY work. Are you ******* KIDDING ME?!! This stupid ***** hosts dinner, wear a stupid t-shirt and appears on TV for like two minutes with a child she seemed uneasy hugging and that constitutes Charity work? MFG, what or who won’t she Blame for the misery that’s her life.

Blame parents marriage for her break-up
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extentions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Now blame charity for her break up.

Until Jen understands she and only she is to blame for her life, she’ll always be miserable…even though she wears it well. And those people who say she owes no one an explanantion….GIVE ME A BREAK. If she had just kept her ******* mouth shut in the first place, the ***** won’t be facing a media onsluaght. Look at Reese, Nicole, Uma…women with CHILDREN who got divorced, they didn’t call a press conference and burst into tears as soon as the door opened. They accepted the divorce and moved on with their lives and they are better off. Of course Aniston is not in their caliber, she knew her mediocre talent won’t cut it so she decided to use her divorce as a gravy train to success. She gambled and she lost BIG TIME and that’s all there is to it. She literally opened the door for inquiries into her life, why does she feel the need to refute rumors? I’ll tell you why, she is too INSECURE to let things slide. God forbid people think Jen gained weight or God forbid people think she and Vince are no more. We can’t allow that coz Jen will not sleep at night. Her innate need to be seen in a good light is the reason she is in this predicament.

Oh all of a sudden, everybody hates Jen. Helloooo, until recently, every third post on every site or entertainment show was a negative story about Brad and Angie. They had their polls….who will last longer? Who is the better couple? Who is the better man? Who is the better actress? Who is the cutest couple….and every single poll, Jen and Vince won. They were catering to the delusional Jen fans and now they’ve turned on Jen, y’all are complaining.

And for the last time, Jen was with Vince before the divorce was final. The fact that she didn’t get pregnant does not make it any different. So if Brad committed Adultery, so did Jen. Jen fans think the rules don’t apply here. Of course the whole thing is a moot point because they were SEPERATED. Seperation is the first step to divorce. If couples waited until divorce was final before moving on with their lives, god knows where we’ll all be. Denise and Charlie just concluded their divorce and they’ve been dating other people. Let’s not forget Heather and Richie or Hilary Swank and Rob Lowe. Stop making excuses for Jen, she is a grown woman.

One last question for y’all, What was Huvane THINKING mailing Perez? He has not only admitted they READ blogs, he’s also admitted they CARE what an ordinary blogger writes. What is their excuse this time? Afterall, Perez is NOT CNN crawl? Pathetic fools!!! Bet she is hunched over her laptop reading all the comments about her and then calling Huvane, screaming “do something, do something. He called me Chinochio Maniston”.

An untrained monkey will do a better job than the **** Huvane is doing with his clients. Gwyneth Paltrow (Ms. Americans are dumb) Demi Moore (Ms. Robinson), Kirsten Dunst (will give Barney from The Simpson a run for his money, drinking wise). At leat these three do have talents, maybe if he stopped wasting time on the TV girl with delusions of grandeur, he could do more with the others.

I laugh when I read Leave Jen alone? Are we talking about 37yrs old Jen or 7yrs old Jen? Rotflmao, where were the pleas to leave Brad, Angie and their kids alone when blogger on this very site wished them dead, wished Angie had a miscarriage? I have been reading Jen’s thread since this debacle started and I have yet to see one person wish her dead. I bet your rationale is that Brad and Angie deserve the evil wishes but not Jen, oh no, not our dear Jen. You guys threw three little children under a bus for a 37yrs old and you felt no guilt whatsoever. So don’t come here and state leave Jen alone.

Jen Fans have excused her lies by saying she is paronoid, she does not know how to behave because everyone is watching her. Aniston’s paranoia is her own doing. If she would just be upfront about who she is, say this is me, take me as I am or go F yourselves, she would be much better off but nooo, she has to be America’s Sweetheart, which means she lives on people’s expectations and that’s why she will always be miserable. If there’s any lesson to be learnt from watching Aniston’s house of cards crumble it is this…LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT OTHERS

Jennifer Aniston knows exactly what she wants. She wants fame, money, and a movie career. Yes, she did talk about wanting a baby. I believe her. But having a baby is NEVER her 1st priority.,/b> I remember seeing her talking about (in similar words) “the next thing is Oscar” on the stage in one of her award ceremony.

Now, Jennifer has achieved what she wanted, (though not all). She got fame and money. As for her movie, time will tell. I personally dont think she will achieve the way she wants it to be. To me, in silver screen, you need to have a commanding presence. Jennifer Aniston just doesnt have that. I personally prefer seeing movies with Kate Hudson, Reese, Cameron Diaz, and Julia Roberts.

All her media appearances (Diane Sawyer, Oprah, Access Hollywood) of saying “a baby is on the way” is just a way to save her image. The fact that she was still smoking indicates she has NO intention of opening her womb. This is what baffles me. Why Not Tell The Truth or dont even bring up the subject? Even when the subject is brought up, she can just deflect it. She did it successfully on her relationship with Vince. But by repeatedly going to the media and lied about it make me question her character. .

from Men’s Style forums , GQ magazine
a post regarding Jennifer Aniston’s Man of the Year GQ cover for 2005.
a guy’s perspective on Aniston
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Ok. I’m a guy, you know, the base audiance of this magazine. I have to tell you Jennifer Aniston ain’t my idea of a woman with grace or whatever lame thing you gave her. She had one tired joke-”billy idol wants his hair back”, he’s -brad- is missing a “sensitivity chip.” That’s all. That was a sense of humor? Please, this is lame guys. Can’t anyone tell the difference between a bitter shot and a joke? You can do better than this. Is this Cosmo or GQ.? Leave this pitty party stuff to the ladies to fawn over and obssess about. Let them have their mags with the stupid and airheaded “you go jen ref.s’” In the future please spare us the women gossip-touchy feely ****. Do us that one tiny favor.

Don’t get me wrong. I ain’t mad at seeing a naked chick on a cover-little boney for my tastes but whatever-nice breast shot-wonder if they are real, like that matters

The problem I have is she isn’t different from any body else, so why all the fuss? She got a legal separation from pretty boy Brad-her choice. She filed for divorce-again her choice. She wollowed in pitty-her choice. She obsessed over her body-her choice. And she gave a lame interview where she and her sorority sisters slamed Brad. Which by the way was so freakin’ funny considering that I don’t think those chicks were in the bed with them when the lights went out-unless they were into that kind of thing-which is much more interesting to read about then this

Such a shame home girl wants to play the victim. Gotta say men do not find desperation attractive-unless we are in a club looking to score-oh, almost forgot, way to go VINCE V!. Rebound sex is the best sex you can have brother.

No one is reading this stuff, watching her on tv shows to see her doing well, they want to hear her gab on about her failed relationship. That’s all. She has nothing to offer them. Not that she’s not talented. It’s just that for now all she is to the world at large is a joke. A person to pitty till we are all blue in the face. You guys could have done better in getting a real choice for this title. She is no victim and she is no role model either.

If I had a choice, shame I don’t, I would have picked Angelina Jolie. Why? well isn’t it obvious? Hot ass woman that loves to help others and not whine like a baby about define me and oh don’t take my picture. I love a woman that knows when to speak and when to shut up. Jenn Aniston should take a page from her. News yrs resolution for her should be: “I must learn to be quiet and stop boring people with my pitty part/moving on talk”

But hey, only one guys opinion, not like I help keep this mag. afloat with a subscription, oh wait I do.

UNCHARITABLE JEN

An older woman approaches our table. She has
a Zsa Zsa Gabor accent. “Excuse me, Jennifer?” she says while walking toward us, still several feet from the table.

“Hiii,” Aniston says, sounding both friendly and suspicious. The woman explains that the two were “supposed to meet” regarding Aniston’s becoming the chairperson of an organization to do with abused and fostered children. “Your PR people were going to set up a meeting because they said you were interested in being the spokesperson or something.”

“Oh?” says Aniston.

“You don’t know anything about it,” says the woman.

“No,” says Aniston. “I’m mortified. That’s terrible.”

“Oh, it’s OK,” says the woman, and then she goes on to detail the work they do around the world, including one particular event held in Israel that brought together 5,000 Palestinian children and 5,000 Israeli children. “After that was in the newspaper,” she says, “your PR people called and said you were interested. And then nobody ever followed up.”

“Oh, great,” says Aniston, who at this point clearly does not believe this story. The woman presses a card into Aniston’s hand and says, “All right, well, thank you very much. Nice to meet you.” As soon as the woman is out of earshot, Aniston turns to me and sends the entire awkward moment up:

“Well. You said you wanted to save the dying children?”

“Mmmm. No. I don’t recall that.”

“Yeah. They said so. They called and said you were interested and then you just decided never to call again. But the children are dead now, so it’s OK. The window has passed. But it’s good to meet you in person!”

Laughing, she puts her head in her hands and says, “Oh, God. It’s just too much.” She pauses for a moment, still shaking her head in amazement. When we finally stop laughing, I ask her how she feels about being asked to do those sorts of things.

“You know there’s stuff I’ve done in my career.…” She trails off and then says, “This is such a delicate subject.” Here, for the first time in any conversation we’ve had, she starts to say something that sounds canned, a bit rehearsed. “I think it’s an amazing thing for people to do, and we as actors have the platform to go out there and bring awareness and bring people together and make things happen. It’s one of the great perks of what we do.” Long pause as she realizes she’s beginning to wade into Brad-and-Angelina territory. “And everybody participates in their own way, whether it’s political or economic. I think we all do our part. I’m more … I like to be … I get really nervous about public anything when it’s making a declaration. I should probably become more opinionated about certain things. But you know, I just don’t like … I see a lot of.… See, this is where I don’t want to get too into this, because, you know, I want to be very delicate about … actors going out there and … being … politicians. Or representatives of this or that. Which I find.… It’s just not my thing. It’s not what interests me. I commend anybody who goes out there and does it. And when the moment happens and it’s authentic for me, I’m sure I will.”

NARCISSISTIC JEN - Everything is about her.
She is actually very smart and articulate about herself and her emotional life, perhaps in part because she saw the same shrink for many years. When I ask about her therapist, she says, “My shrink died.” At first I think she’s kidding, but then I quickly realize she’s not. How terrible, I say. “Yeah, she actually died a year ago this past December.” As I do the math, it slowly dawns on me that her therapist died the month before she and Pitt separated. “And here’s the thing,” she says. “I will cherish this woman forever. It was very sad because I thought she was a very smart, wise woman and unbelievably helpful to me. So it was devastating.” But then she starts to laugh. “When your shrink dies, you just go, ‘ Really? Is this some kind of cosmic joke?’ I will never forget that moment. I was like, ‘Wow. Well. OK. Let’s put your money where your mouth is and walk through this.’ Because that December, I knew that everything was sort of … coming. And then I was like, ‘Oh, right. You did retain it. It does work.’ And you do build strength if you’re really committed to the work.” She pauses for a moment and then says, “Is it weird to say that my shrink died? One part of me is thinking that that’s something I should keep to myself. But another part of me thinks it is, in an odd way, funny. ” She starts to laugh again. “Just as I arrived at the threshold of this grand door. So, are you in therapy? No, she died. It’s very funny. I mean, this is the thing: Isn’t it all funny? Thank God we can have a sense of humor. Good God!”

JENNIFER ANISTON the POT HEAD
Actress

Jennifer Aniston, Emmy-winning actress from the NBC sitcom Friends, told Rolling Stone (September 27, 2001): “I wouldn’t call myself a pothead. I mean, I enjoy it once in a while. There’s nothing wrong with that. Everything in moderation.” Commenting on anonymous reports in the tabloids about Aniston drug use,” Aniston said, “You see something like that–me hooked on drugs. Then you read the story, and it says you smoke pot. It’s not even cocaine or shooting heroin. Pot!”

Obviously, occasional indulgence in marijuana hasn’t impeded Aniston’s career, or harmed her health. Her comments about moderation and the differences between hard and soft drugs are important messages seldom heard in the lock-step ‘just say no’ repression we live under. For this Aniston received the first “Outie” award, presented by http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com.

Hollywood up in smoke

WMAQ-TV Chicago By NBC News 08/10/2005

Smoking is nothing new to Hollywood.

Smoking-related illnesses took the lives of legends like John Wayne, Johnny Carson, Humphrey Bogart, and recently, Peter Jennings.

Like everyone else, the stars all know the dangers of smoking, but many of them still choose to light up

“I was a smoker for about 20 years,” actress Selma Blair told Access Hollywood.

Kimberly Stewart told Access, “I used to be an avid smoker, but I stopped.”

Ben Affleck smokes. Kate Hudson smokes, along with her mom, Goldie. Colin Farrell, Jennifer Aniston … they all smoke. The question is — why?

Access Hollywood’s Tim Vincent sat down with Gwyneth Paltrow and asked her why she thought come stars still smoke, even with the stark warnings out there.

“I don’t know. I was a young smoker when I started,” she said. “I think it’s a lot about the image, that people think it looks cool. I think it’s a way to hide insecurities.”