Benjamin Button = Shirtless Brad Pitt

I came across this Q&A on E! Ask the Answer B.itch . I was shock that in the haters mind, just because they hate B&A,. they seems to think and assume that the entire world dislike B&A ? Well.. they can Dream on .. I especially like how A.B responded.

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I know Brangelina is old news, but my friends and I will not see their movies. Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston in such a dirty way. Do others feel this way? Are Brad and Angelina paying any kind of price? —– Dianna, Panama City, Florida
Most fans will stick with Brad though anything, even that hair.
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Answer.Bit.ch. Replies:
You mean, cash-wise? Lemme check the A-list. Yeah, Brad is still pretty much on there. And since he’s gotten with Angelina Jolie, he’s managed to not only stay nefariously wealthy but also score a production deal with Paramount. That assures that Pitt won’t go poor or even suffer a dip in his third-world-travel budget, anytime soon.

And oh, yes: Warner Bros. likes Brad, too. The company has bought the remake rights to Hong Kong cop thriller Infernal Affairs just for Pitt’s production house, Plan B.

“I hear a lot of people are very down on Brad Pitt,” says Samantha Ettus, a brand-management expert specializing in famous personalities. “But I don’t know that it will translate to [Pitt taking] a huge hit at the box office.”

There’s more. That husband-and-wife covert spandex movie which starred Pitt and Jolie and a bunch of fanciful-looking killing machines? It brought in $50.3 million in its opening weekend, making Mr. and Mrs. Smith one of the year’s biggest openers. That unrepentant movie of sin has grossed more than $400 million worldwide. You find people in Panama City may hate philanderers, but most of you are still willing to pay to watch them fire guns and duck under countertops.

Here in Hollywood, the locals are even more forgiving. Sleeping with someone who looks like Jolie rarely causes you harm once you cross into the L.A. Basin. In fact, it counts for major points. It doesn’t matter how you get into that mosquito-netted bed of Jolie’s, what’s important is that you get there.

Pitt’s image may be suffering horribly among fans in the flyover states. But in the meantime, that image can cradle itself on a looming cushion of Hollywood cash, probably in Malibu somewhere, waiting for the moment when America finds another cheating ******* to hate. Until then, it’ll be keeping itself entertained with Lomi Lomi massages and laps in the infinity pool.

The worst punishment Pitt is suffering right now? Infinitesimal bits of bile coming from hordes of pea-size homunculi like you and the rest of the microscopic nonfamous population. I’m sure you Lilliputians are determined to abhor Brad–just, ooh, despise him–for the next few months, focusing your beady little eyes into ball bearings of pure rage and doing your mightiest to pierce Pitt’s flesh with psychic beams of searing hate. Or, at least, you’ll do your best to think ill thoughts about Pitt until something cool comes on TV, like those crazy Two and a Half Men doing something high-larious.

To Pitt, the attack probably feels like a few stray pieces of fluffy dandelion seeds hitting the giant slab of a face that Abraham Lincoln has on Mount Rushmore.

As for Jolie, all that baby-saving and speechifying and looking delicious seems to be deflecting any kind of backlash.

“With Angelina, I don’t think this impacts her brand name at all,” Ettus tells this B!tch. “It puts her more in the spotlight–her activities in the United Nations and in Africa, and her adopted children.

“At least her activities–her humanitarian activities–are being cast in a positive light. You can’t cast them in any other way.”

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African Girl Says: January 9th, 2007 at 5:12 pm

Hiya AG, how have you been lady? It has been a while. Happy New Year. I can’t wait to watch the video, have to wait until I get home

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‘A Moment in the World’ Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
‘A Moment in the World’
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let’s backtrack.. where was Angelina on 1/11/2005 . Where was Brad ?

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Okay, a walk down memory lane…..NICE. Where is the timeline when you need it? Anyone save it?

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gitane Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
“People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you’ve got anyway. You see, in the end, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway.” - Mother Teresa

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Thank you Gitane for posting that quote from Mother Teresa, that is so true. Mother Teresa was a very WISE woman. I always admire her.

Malibumom, my birthday is 21st of May. I don’t remember Tijen’s, maybe Guli knows it.

Hey on Lainey´s site there´s a video of Brad and Edward Norton playing the guitar and singing the “***** song” LOL… (from the Fight Club movie)… she brought that up with the pics of Brad and Edward at the premiere last night…

PLease BAMZS fans lets all congratulate the fans of the one who shall remain nameless on her pity party tonight at THE PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS. We can at least let them have that. So tomorrow when they come to “GLOTE” please let them have that because those are the only types of accolades they will get from that pathetic soul. A bullshit type of awards not on merit as an actress but someone who has been PITIED in the eyes of all people. We can be generous knowing we are fans of people who are talented, and might I say FERTILE and so generous in the eyes of the world.

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dragonfly Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
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African Girl Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Wow! Saw the Access Hollywood Video and even though I could barely hear what they were saying (wassup with that?, AH couldn’t sift out the background noise?) I couldn’t take my eyes off them. I mean seriously….you could just see how much they didn’t like each other, how waxy they looked, How totally bored they seemed with the whole thing, why at one point AJ had ahuge yawn on her face and BP was almost falling asleep. (In case you missed it….I am being SACARSTIC!) Stupid Faniston’s who won’t know love if it smacked them on their left cheek. It still amuses me that they bring up the PDA between JA and BP. Yeah, they are they wrote the book on PDA, that’s why they are DIVORCED.

Anyhoo, Thanks Jared and all the people who provided links. You’re the best!

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Yeah, I thought I caught Angie giving Brad an evil look out of the corner of her eye, which tells me they probably had a big fight right before they got there…. and I could just tell from his body language that’s he’s trying to control her and is going to leave her just any second now. Probably already has….. Didn’t you see it AG? It was soooooo there!

Do I need to say this is SARCASM? Well it is.

I just wanted to give those lurking fannytoons out there a momentary thrill. God knows they need it, poor saps.

That accesshollywood vid doesn’t really need any sound, because all I hear is the love, respect and adoration on their faces, espeically when discussing subjects they are passionate about. !

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OH my God! I like totally saw the evil eye….I mean it soooo….like not even cool coz like she did it in front of the camera and like totally showed the world who she really is. Oh my God! You know if it was Jen., she’d like totally be looking at him with complete adoration and stuff….and if they ask her a question about the movie and world event, she’d have been like “err…..huh….yeah….I mean ….like….what he said” Not like Angie, who gives answers to questions ….I mean Helloooooo, who does that? I bet Brad like totally misses Jen, You can tell from the way his eyes lit up when Angie was answering the questions….It was flash of annoyance.

By the way Prof,, in an Ideal world, we won’t have to point out the sacarsm but If the last few days has taught us anything, it is - This ain’t no ideal world and The Fanistons are REALLY, REALLY STUPID. God forbid they read something and actually comprehend.

to GITANE,

Thank you for the quote from Mother Teresa, it’s beautiful.

By the way, what is LMFAO? Sorry but I don’t understand those things.

Ignore ritzygal ladies.She here to change this beautiful thread and hates.D’ont give her this satisfaction.Ignore ,ignore ,please.
thank you.

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Estelle Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
That is awesome, where can we see that video ” A moment in the world”, what an intriguing idea. She’s a genius, I tell ya….

AG- ROMDLMAO ( rolling on my desk LMAO)…..for a second there, the trolls thought they got you to convert, I can see cheap champagne plastic cort on the floor…hahahaa….

I love that Access Hollywood video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I can not wait until GG.

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ROTFLMAO…..Oh my Goodness Estelle. See, this is what I was afraid of….chanelling the Fanistons comes so easy, I fear one day I might not be able to return to the light *Shudders*. Estelle Promise me something….if that ever happens, take me out back and shoot me. Promise me….Promise me Estelle.

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Estelle Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
LMAO….Dragonfly, you are as wicked as AG…..why give those trolls hope where there is none?….

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Come now, you know we’re all about Charity here.

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Observer2 Says:

January 9th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
ROTFL! AG and dragonfly.

I bet Angelina took the kids and moved out right when they got home. I could just feel the tension. And those looks of adoration, don’t fool yourself. Those were, I’m outta here looks.

Let the fanistons live in denial, I hear, it’s not just a river in Egypt.

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By Josh! You got it my friend, I swear…I knew there was something in those looks but I couldn’t put my finger on it. You know…you should start offering your services as BODY LANGUAGE EXPERT to Life and Style, Star and Intouch weekly (The Faniston Bibles). I tell ya, you’ll be raking in the dough.

BRB

to MALIBUMOM,

I didn’t know about your daughter. I am sorry. I hope that she is safe.