Jennifer Aniston Wins People’s Choice

‘I don’t want your pity.’

Dear Maniston, the ‘People’ have decided you DO want their pity…they realize a sharp inanimate glass object made in Korea (that you’re trying to apparently stick in your eye in the pic above, lol) does not a sweet smelling chubby little perfect replication of the Pitt DNA make…but hey…it’s better than a Blockbuster award…wait a sec…no it’s not….er…it’s better than a TV Gude Award….er…hold on a minute…no it’s not….uhm….hmm…okay it’s not better than anything…it’s actually the cheesiest award around…the Charles Nelson Rielly annual putt-putt championship trophy is more esteemed…but STILL…it IS a validation that you are the longest suffering…saddest reject…ever…and we very willingly acknowledge, that having Angelina Jolie perceived as the woman who did what you could not…HAS to sting like a thousand hornets mixed in a rubbing alcohol bath…STILL…we want you to know…we’re thinking of you.

Don’t run with that thing in your hands…you could put a teal contact lens out.

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she looks great Says:

January 10th, 2007 at 1:05 am
She looks great and very happy. Obviously moved on unlike most of the brangeloonies.. they’ll still be talking about their so called “triangle” in two years time they just can’t get over it.

BTW Jennifer also has the best body in Hollywood. Note to Angie, maybe when you meet up with Jen you can get some tips…
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Er? On what? How to select a small pear-shaped saline/silicone implant and sit it high on the chest, so that in 10 YEARS when Angelina gets to be Maniston’s age (i.e., 40) she too, can have the boobs of a 20 year old hooters waitress? I think AJ has more important things to think about like raising her 3 babies and making love to Brad Pitt until he weeps in ecstasy.

Or, maybe Maniston can tell Angelina to eat the same lunch every single day for 10 years from the NBC commisary?

Or, maybe Maniston can share with Angie, what she passed along to her pal and ex-roomie Nancy…to shove chicken cutlets in her bra, shave her own tw*t while lying upside down on a friends couch to try “appear more f**kable” the better in which to earn a coveted spot on some slimey director’s casting couch that much faster.

Oops…no need…Angie has 3 Golden Globes, 2 SAG Awards and OSCAR…never mind.

Okay, those were my last ones….lolol — I’m going back in the GGTOU Brangie thread…promise.

Courtney - You have a mega amount of photos on your site — loads of Jen and loads of the pitts - thanks - for those who haven’t checked the site otu yet jsut keep scrolling down - you will pass many sections interspersed with other celebs - jsut keep going for more and more pics. http://celebritysource.blogspot.com

203 Cliniqua you are one mean b****. You act like Jen personally did something to you. I just cannot understand how some of you have the nerve to call yourselves “Brangie” fans. The Jolie/Pitts would crucify you if they ever met you or read the nasty things you write, supposedly in support of them. Instead of calling their haters names and ragging on Jen Aniston so much they choose to turn the other cheek with class and respect. And don’t bother saying you are “defending” them because I’m sure they would not appreciate your hate on their behalf. You BAMZS and Brangie fans are a shame to the real Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt fans.

Oh the B*tch won an awards. Her idiot fans are clicking non-stop to make het get this award everytime she gets nominated. She’s pathetic media WH8re. Darn I hate her very much.

This thread is absolutely funny! Thank you to the Aniston fans for the laugh. I needed a good late night giggle. Please, don’t stop now. When I’m here tomorrow, I want this thread atleast 5 pages longer. Tomorrow is another boring day at work and reading those comments to see how a Aniston fan’s mind work is very amusing. So get to it. I want five more pages of delusional fans writing about how GRRREATT Jen Jen is!!!! Thanks you Jared for providing yet another thread for my amusement. Keep the Jen threads coming and Jen fans, keep the comedy routine going. Nighty night.

I guess fans that my manipulation & connection works well. Imagine hiring several hundreds of computers & people to blog around & voting at People’s Choice Awards everyday. Finally Jen will rewrd me a big fat bonus this year. Can’t wait since marrying my male lover last year life is getting so expensive. By the way, my brother from GQ magazine helped too.

I dont really know why so many people are talking about Brag and his rag over here when this tread is not about them.And please , just because the rag is better looking ,and made sure she had a ‘colourful’ family’ , does not make her a better person…neither does flashing a smile ,while she is photographed with people from the third world.

And I dont think people should use what Brag did to Jen as a parameter to judge her.What he did was exactly what every slimbe ball ,SOB would do , ‘dump his wife for a hotter women.’

So leatherface got a Peoples’ Choice Award. Who did they poll? Fat,Fugly MiniVan Majority? Makes sense.

CLINIQUA Says:

January 10th, 2007 at 1:30 am

Or, maybe Maniston can tell Angelina to eat the same lunch every single day for 10 years from the NBC commisary?

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At least she eats lunch… something Angelina could do more of lately

Did she have some work on her boobs? those do not look like 38 yrs boobs

She looks even younger than jolie. Jolie looks above forty already while jen looks 30 yrs old only. Jen keep up the good work. Everything will be ok soon,

linn j Says:
January 10th, 2007 at 3:03 am

She looks even younger than jolie. Jolie looks above forty already while jen looks 30 yrs old only. Jen keep up the good work. Everything will be ok soon,

hAAAAA!!!
Fanniston denials. CHINN looks every bit her 38+ years. Work done on her ta taas nothwithstanding. She has that drawn, leatherface indicitive of her years. Face it Fannistons, your girl is OLD!!!!