Brad Pitt Back to Being Benji Button

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Hey MED! Says:

January 11th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Let’s try to use some common sense here.

FACT: When a fertile woman has sex with a fertile man without birth control protection she may get pregnant.

FACT: With the possible exception of a pre-teen raised by religious nuts in a deserted backyard, with no access to television, every woman knows the above.

FACT: Western woman have easy access to birth control.

CONCLUSION: So, when a woman has sex in the above three circumstances, either she plans to get pregnant or she decides to take a risk in the throes of passion.

Now, follow me:

First, some obvious facts:
1. Angelina is a woman.
2. She is fertile.
3. She had sex with Brad
4. Brad is also fertile.

Now, an obvious deduction:
5.They did not use birth control measures.

And an obvious surmise:
6. Angelina knew how babies were made.

Followed by an obvious guess:
7. She has access to birth control.

Which takes us to a new CONCLUSION: When Angelina and Brad had sex either:
a) they planned to get pregnant
b) or decided to take a risk in the throes of passion.

Now, we have to decide between the two.
Let’s bring new facts into the equation:

8. When she got knocked Angie was a 30 year old woman who had previously declared publicly that she was extremely careful with protection. Brad was a 41 year old heterosexual male with previous multiple partners whom he had managed never to impregnate. Both had been in love and in lust many times in the past. Both were experienced and wise in sexual matters. And they had – at least - felt an attraction for each other for almost a year, so we can infer that they would have had time to adopt some birth control measures.

Can we now agree that the pregnancy was not a mere by-product of some hot moment of passion?

Also note that:

9. In previous years they both declared they loved children and planned on having large families.

Finally, the Hello article.

It is not an interview. It is a report on an Elle article, which is also not a question and answer interview. So, there are no exact quotes there.

What we have are lots of Angie’s direct quotes telling us, from 2002 to 2004 (when she had no steady monogamous relationship going), that she did not plan on having biological children, only adopted ones.

What we have is Angie telling us she is in love with Brad.

What we have is Angie telling us that Brad is wonderful with children and a great father, conclusions she made from his relationship with Madd and Zee.

What we also have in the Elle interview is a question about Brad having changed when they got together and an apparent answer from Angie telling us that she is the one who changed the most. That SHE – who had (PAST) not planned on getting pregnant – did get knocked – a BIG CHANGE. Brad had always planned on having biological children – NO CHANGE.

So, she changed from a woman who had not planned to have biological children into a woman who had a biological child. Who was obviously planned and not an accident.

The fact that you, Med, personally think that the “unplanned” child idea is a good answer to the idiots who claim that Angie trapped Brad into a relationship by getting pregnant, should not enter this equation. And frankly, my dear, it is a lousy answer. Only morons think Brad was trapped – Angie was the best thing it ever happened to him and you may be sure he knows this and plans on getting her pregnant as many times as he can get away with.

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This is, by far, the best post I’ve read on Jared’s in a long, long, LONG time. Amen, sister! I don’t have a darned thing to add…I just thought it was so en pointe that it needed to be posted again! Go on with you bad self!

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CLINIQUA Says:

January 11th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Oh, by the way to those of you who haven’t checked HellaCrazyBo’s new Brad & Angie fanfics out on EA (…and by ‘new,’ they were released in Nov & Dec..and I think she’s done one just this month too)…you really do not know what you’re missing.

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I have read HellaCrazyBo’s stories and they’re okay. Although I do wish the woman would learn the difference between “unto” and “onto”. Someone needs to enlighten the poor dear.

Is there any other place where I can read HellaCrazyBo’s stories besides EA since they are not accepting new members?

Cliniqua, you are brilliant!! Are you a lawyer by any chance? You are admirable.

just watch the view this morning and they are talking about angies article in a magz,rosie had a good explaination about it!

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Indie Says:

January 11th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
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Tabitha Says:

January 11th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
The slang phrase knocked up has used by people with planned and unplanned I have never seen another actress have every word out of her mouth so dissected both by fans and foes.
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I think it is a ‘jealous ***** campaign’ against Angie, started and fueled by Jen the Chin and her friends.
It just lets people see them for the nasty b*tches they are.

I had a hard time getting past the whole breakup. However, after reading your story and seeing the photos, it is obvious how in love he and Angelina Jolie are. I applaud them for putting so much heart and soul not only into raising their children in a loving environment but also for raising them to be proud, aware, and kind.

Allison Holiman
Springfield, Mo

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What is wrong with this woman? What is wrong with Americans? Why did some people have a hard time over Brad’s marriage break-up, are people in this country so disturbed as to be broken up over somebody elses break-up?

Brad is just too damn delicious. I am so jealous of Angie.