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A lesbian kiss and a visit to a plastic surgeon? What happened to Rachel?

By Karen Thomas, USA TODAY
A lesbian kiss and a visit to a plastic surgeon? What happened to Rachel?
Friends darling Jennifer Aniston will play a lesbian in her guest stint of FX’s Dirt and share a kiss with Dirt star Courteney Cox, confirms Dirt producer Matthew Carnahan. The former Friends co-stars, who are best friends in real life, play bitter enemies and rival tabloid editors on the March 27 season finale.

A day after taping the episode last week, Aniston checked into the offices of plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia for an outpatient cosmetic procedure on her nose, Us Weekly reports in issues hitting stands Friday. Her rep tells Us that Aniston had surgery Jan. 20 to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done more than 12 years ago.

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Passing Through Says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 10:11 pm
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Observer2 Says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Oscar snub;

You lose all reasonal debate when your anger shows through. And what did Angelina do to you? I mean, really. What did she do to you. When you can answer that question, reasonably, then you can get back on track. Your anger sounds personal. That’s when a line has been crossed.

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Hey O2 - I’m late to the party, but I can answer this question for you. Oscar Snub’s anger IS personal. And it’s directed at a certain group of ladies who kicked her ass out of their e-mail group for being a Faniston disguised as a Jolie fan. What can I tell ya…the poor dear is bitter now. Ho hum.

BTW, you’ve been kicked out of the YG, too. BUT…you’ve probably figured that out for yourself already.
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Oh, really? So, she still is stupid is, as stupid does. Gotcha. That explains alot. Of course, it’s not her fault right? Just like her idol. Nothing is her fault. Gotcha. Thanks.
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January 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 pm
why would Observer2 get kicked out of YG? She is a BAMZS fan.

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PT wasn’t talking about me being kicked out. But, thank you.

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Oh look Says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 10:36 pm

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This is me.

ANISTON’S PUBLICIST SLAMS NOSE JOB STORY

JENNIFER ANISTON’s publicist has slammed new reports his client has had plastic surgery on her nose, after the actress was spotted leaving the offices of a top cosmetic clinic. STEPHEN HUVANE tells WENN that various publications, which are set to run with speculation the former FRIENDS star has had a new nose-job, are spouting “nonsense”. The Hollywood publicist insists writers are making too much of Aniston’s visit to the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon DR RAJ KANODIA on Saturday (20JAN07). Life + Style reports in its upcoming issue that Aniston spent over four hours at the surgery, and covered her nose with her hands when she realised photographers were snapping her when she came out. A source tells the magazine, “I was told she had a full rhinoplasty.” But an angry Huvane says, “For the most part, this story is complete rubbish. “Jennifer did have a septum corrected that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago. The rest is just nonsense that tabloids like to create.”

24/01/2007 01:51

One good and one bad.

Dear Ted:
At the Golden Globes, do you think Angelina Jolie’s displays of affection toward Brad were genuine? I say yes. My sister says she doesn’t buy it.
Ana Maria
Reynosa, Mexico

Dear Twisted Sisters:
Angie was indeed cold as ice during the pre-G interviews, and she led poor Brad round the red carpet like her little Pomeranian! Whether this ‘tude was for show or not remains a mystery to me. I still say Brad’s more into her than she is into him.

Dear Ted:
Do you (oh, great guru of gossip) think the reason why most people are always on Angelina Jolie’s case is because of her exotic, unique and uncommon beauty, or her ability to “steal” happily married men from their wives? Or could it be because she does humanitarian work around the world? I cannot understand the constant negativity toward her. She is so unscandalous and downright boring right now. Why the continued media frenzy?
Dow
New York City

Dear Dowie Downer:
It’s like a very simple math equation. Gals hate Angie ’cause they fear the loss of their boyfriends/husbands in her presence. Men are just excited that a woman this hot actually exists. So, ultimately, the humanitarian thing doesn’t really matter! The media is just obsessed with Brangelina because they are the tastiest thang to hit town since the chalupa.

Those pictures are of Angie taking Mad to school. He’s in uniform. Splash has a short video of Angie picking him up from school.
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So, they painted his nails at school?

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sad Says:

But an angry Huvane …
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Me thinks he protest too much

A deviated septum? No wonder the weight gain. She’s had to give up her ‘happy’ habit and she went into have the lining of her nose repaired. I guess, they’re calling it having a deviated septum repaired these days.

She is wearing white or gray in the splash video and black in the pics. two different days…. not that it really matters or anything .lol

Dear Twisted Sisters:
Angie was indeed cold as ice during the pre-G interviews, and she led poor Brad round the red carpet like her little Pomeranian! Whether this ‘tude was for show or not remains a mystery to me. I still say Brad’s more into her than she is into him.

???? I guess he is paied by E! to say that. Considering EVERY pic we saw they were happy. She was happy inside the show and afterwards. This guy is a gossip guru like Jennifer Aniston is talented. Please!

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And when he starts running around playing with knives and dabbling in heroin like his Mom you guys I’m sure will defend that also.
It is so funny that you nuts don’t want anyone crossing the line when it comes from Brangelina but you rabid lunatics cross the line with JA everyday!!!
If any of you had children you would know at that age they want friends and they want to fit in with their friends - not be the weird freak!!!

Observer2, I will just come out and say this. I’m a fan and I’ve read your comments here ever since you first started writing under your moniker. I get the impression you are an insider or atleast have connections close to the Jolie-Pitts. You may laugh at this but please if you are an insider, the Jolie-Pitts really need to get the message that those in the tabliods and the so called legitimate media are attacking them. I have seen so many attacks on them but lately it has been brutal and the tone of the attacks is very cruel. It started a few weeks before the Golden Globes and thing have gotten progressively worse. I don’t know what I’m asking you to do but I do think the Jolie -Pitts should finally do something about this. I’m just a fan but even I can see this hate agenda being launched against Brad and Angelina. I usually don’t let these loonies bother me but I can sense that that the tone of the hatred is different. More severe now. I have seen for two years how fans said that give it time and this will all pass. Well it’s been two years and I don’t think the “stay the course” strategy by ignoring the pests is working anymore. Again, I don’t even know what I’m trying to tell you but I just think it’s time the Jolie -Pitts do something about it.