Nicole Richie & Godfather Jacko

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Jamie Says:
January 28th, 2007 at 5:11 am

I‘ve got a QUESTION: do you know how Jennifer and Brad got to know each other. I have read that it was through a blind date arranged by an agent. Is that true?
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On March 21st 1998 their agents introduced them to each other at the CAA pre-Oscar party in Los Angeles.

Jennifer then left LA a few days later to film a friends episode in London.

When she returned to California she and Brad began dating, which was sometime around April 6th.

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CLINIQUA Says:

January 27th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

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CLINIQUA, I’m your fan!!!

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Cliniqua
Oh my, my my…I’m reading my way up and I wish I had finished the thread before posting…coz, I honestly would have just deleted mine. You have it down pat….exactly, the reason JA is still relevant (her marriage and subsequent divorce to BP), the reason the Fanistons go crazy everytime there is an AJ event (Jealousy because they KNOW she is better than the woman-child they adore) and why JA, her Fans and Huvane are sad lots. I still can get over Huvane emailing TMZ about a pix….why, why, oh God, why? Like I said before, a brain-damaged monkey can do a better job (no offense to brain damaged monkeys….comparing them to him).

This thread should officially be called the JA expose thread….expose in every sense of the word. I’m still reeling over the pictures (Guli, Curly….not cool at all. That’s so NOT something anyone should wake to).

yawn Says:

January 28th, 2007 at 1:14 am
Soon the tabs will be having Gwyneth Paltrow calling Brad, yawn.
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its funny you mentioned that because i was reading the news of the world this morning and it says that brad and gwyneth are talking on the phone with eachother for their upcoming movie Dirty Tricks and angie is seeing the green eyed monster. so she is phoning colin ferall to make brad jealous but according to sources brad isnt bothered about her chats with colin he knows shes trying to make him jealous and its not working.

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Passing Through Says:

January 27th, 2007 at 5:42 pm

As the newly appointed summarizer of the tabloids it is my sworn duty to report only X news that is: 1) BAMZS-related; 2) Shows X in a bad light; 3) Is funnier than hell; 4) Shows X in a bad light AND is funnier than hell. Hopefully there won’t be a ton of stories about X in relation to B/A…cuz there’s certainly a few this week! Also, apparently Brad and Angie staying in one place is causing the tabloids to scramble for a reason to write a BAMZS related story…cuz there’s some reachin’ been done this week.

- National Enquirer: Poor, poor pitiful X. According to the NE X is has called Courtney a “traitor” for makig contact with Brad at the GG ceremony. NE says X was “insulted” that Court took the initiative to approach Brad and make nicey-nice for 11 seconds. Yeah…the poor thing had tears in her eyes when she confronted Court about it. Court says she ws just trying to be “diplomatic and cordial”, but X told Court that she’d heard Court had gone out of her way to be “super nice” to Brad when she could’ve avoided him altogether. (Sidebar: Yeah, Jen, that’s real grown up. Avoidance…hmm…isn’t that how you lost Brad in the first damned place…avoiding having a baby…avoiding giving up the happy…avoiding traveling…avoiding showing an interest in his hobbies…and of course, avoiding each other…)

Here’s the first example this week of how the tabs are really reaching to come up with B/A stories - this week the NE says that they have learned EXCLUSIVELY that Angie has gone off the pill in an attempt to get preggers. (Sidebar: Now, bear in mind that last week the STAR, the sister publication to NE, also had the SAME “exclusive”. SOmehow I don’t think either of them know the meaning of the word.)

BUT…I am going to give the NE credit for adding a new spin - they’ve proclaimed that if Angie were to get preggers right now that it would be a “high risk” pregnancy…get this…because Angie is TOO SKINNY! (Uh…Did they miss Posh Spice spittin’ out 3 babies? If that bag o’ bones can carry 3 kids to term, Angie could have quads with no trouble at all!) Their paid “expert” says that a second pregnancy at her current weight would be inadvisable because she’s “stick thin” and because her lifestyle is too stressful. Said “expert” recommends that Angie needs a long rest and gain 10 pounds before getting preggers, but those so-called friends of her say, “She won’t listen to anyone.” (Sidebar: Hmm…hard to believe that Brad doesn’t just say, “Sorry, Ange…I refuse to insert my ***** into your ****** until you’ve gained 10 pounds because the National Enquirer says you’re too skinny to have my baby right now.” Of course he’s saying this as his eyes roll back in his head and his toes curl…)

Speaking of gaining 10 pounds - NE has conclucded that Angie, at 5′ 7 1/2″ only weighs 100 pounds. Not to be mistaken for a sloppy tabloid that doesn’t provide proof of it’s allegations, NE has statistics to bear out their case - they say that 72% of “skinny women” are more likely to miscarry than women who weigh more. (Sidebar: Once again, Brad’s not inserting the ***** until she gains 10 pounds…and once again his toes are curling as even as he refuses…)

- OK!: Thankfully silent this week. I guess they realize they used up all of their quota of bullshit with that “Brad & Angie To Wed in Africa: Oprah serves as Maid of Honor, Jon Voight To Give Bride Away, Jennifer Aniston Sends Wedding Gift” story)

- People: Nothing but a few photos - Brad on the CCOBB set, Angie picking up Maddox a school. Don’t tell me these folks don’t know who butters their bread!

- US: You guys aren’t going to believe this, but…I’m starting to feel sorry for X. Not sorry enough to call her by her name though. Okay…I was kidding…I don’t feel sorry for the beeyotch at all. Janice Min is on her ass 24/7/365 like ugly is on her face. Damn…she’s really got it in for X. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! Go Janice, go Janice, Go Janice! The nose job happened to late in the week to get a cover photo, so US settles for a big-ass headline across the top of the mag: “JENNIFER ANISTON: IN HIDING AFTER NOSE JOB!” Subtle, yet demeaning. (Go Janice, go Janice, go Janice!)

I think most of the details of the article have already been leaked, but to summarize: Beeyotch is insecure like a mofo. The ubiquitous “inside source” says, says X is insecure and has no self-esteem (which, somebody pardon my ass, I thought was the same thing) and this particular setback is of course…yeah, you got it…Brad’s fault! (Sidebar: Cuz apparently, even two years later on, getting dumped by Brad has lingered in her yoga-fried psyche and is eating away at her. Methinks being dumped by a scrub like Vince Vaughn didn’t help matters!) The source says, “Him falling out of love with her and being with a woman as beautiful as Angelina Jolie has triggered the insecurity even more.” (Sidebar: Uh…y’all gonna have to ’scuse my ass again, but…X does realize that she’d still be ugly if Brad was with…say…Cameron Manheim? Cuz, she was ugly when she got Brad, sooooo…) The source then goes on to say, “When she couldn’t hold to Vince Vaughn it was the final nail.” (Sidebar: Uh, yeah…that SHOULD be a blow to your self esteem. Dumped by someone fuglier than yourself? That ****’s gotta hurt.)

US was also kind enough to mention that X got her nose job AFTER she taped her “Dirt” appearance, so for those of you with a yearing to see her old schnozz one last time…tune in to FX on March 27. At the end of X’s last scene they’ll be playing “Auld Lang Syne”.

Now, for those of y’all who are concerned about X’s smoking habit, what with that adoption looming…but she’s NOT copying Angie because she’s wanted to adopt for a long time…but officially, they’re still denying, but won’t rule it out for the future. Anyhooo…y’all will be happy to know that X has quit smoking. Yeah…she quit a few weeks before she taped “Dirt”…just in time for her new co-stars to admire her self-restraint! What a coinkydink! Apparently she quit cold turkey. (Sidebar: Hmmm “cold turkey”…I don’t know if they’re talking about her or the whiskey.) One of her Dirt co-stars says X has got great willpower”. (Sidebar: No ****! B!tch was married to Brad Pitt and wouldn’t get preggers? Oh wait…that’s not “willpower”…that’s STUPIDITY! My bad.) Apparently this Dirt actress didn’t think she was laying it on too thickly because she went on to say, “No caffeine…no Diet Coke…she is so inspiring”. (Sidebar: First all…”No diet coke”…Pffffft! How about “No coke of any kind, liquid OR powder” cuz it turns out she was getting her nose fixed the next day!)

Alrighty…enough about X…even I can only make fun of her for so long…

On to Brad & Angie - very little about them this week, just a re-hash of the GG RC and the Seabiscuit run-in. They use a photo of an unsmiling Angie & Brad on the RC to shore up their claim that Angie was a “sourpuss” on the RC and their source inside the event ssaid Angie “looked bored and hardly smiled” throughout the awards show. (Sidebar: Amazing ain’t it how they always find a source with negative comments to make?) They throw Angie a bone by saying that she was upset because she wanted Brad to be the focus and , “People were asking her stupid questions.” (Take that Seabiscuit!) They also say that Angie was “dismissive” of the Coquettes when they spoke to Brad, but most of the other mags and internet reports have all said she stood there for a few minutes while Brad chatted with Courtney and then they went back inside the hotel.

- OuttaTouch: These losers provide us with Example #2 of how the tabs are reaching for stuff to write about. In probably one of the most pointless tabloid stories ever, they are rehashing a story from the London tabloid a few years ago about Angie trying to adopt a baby from Russia. For reasons that Angie never specified the adoption didn’t work out. BUT…of course OuttaTouch now knows why and wants to share that info with the world…for $1.99. Which is about $2.00 more than it’s worth.

They say that Angie is haunted by memories of this child that she couldn’t adopt. The child’s name was Gleb. She met him in a Russian orphanage before she applied to adopt Z and fell in love with the child and wanted to take him home “there and then,” but was disappointed when she was told there would be a 6 month wait. (Sidebar: Yeah, I know what you’re gonna say, “But, PT, that’s just stupid! Angie would’ve known in advance how long the adoption process was going to take!” Yeah, yeah…I know that and you know that and you know that I know and I know that you know and we ALL know the OuttaTouch knows that Angie knew that she couldn’t take the kid right away!) Finding out about the waiting period “broke her heart” because she had Mad to consider and she didn’t want to make constant visits to Russia to be with the child she’d fallen in love with because it wasn’t fair to Maddox’s needs. (Sidebar: I swear…I don’t know how they published this **** and kept a straight face!)

BUT…Angie…and you…can rest easy because, after spending 2 more years in the orphanage, Gleb has been adopted. BUT…no details were provided to OuttaTouch about the child’s whereabouts. (Sidebar: Yeah, yeah…once again, I know…that comment was just beyond dumb.)

OuttaTouch also has a small story on how Angie’s inspired other HW stars to adopt from Africa. BUT…they can’t actually come up with anyone who’s actually GOT a kid…just ONE PERSON who’s thinking about it - Jennifer Connelly. Apparently she met a child while filming Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone and she and her hubby are considering adopting the little girl, but “it’s complicated”. (I think she’s referring to the process of adopting from Sierra Leone, but I’m not 100% sure.)

- Star: Seeing as how Star and NE are sister publications, you’d think they’d write just one stupid story and serialize it in both tabs…but…they don’t so, here are the lowlights of “X mad at Courtney for talking to Brad” Redux…

* The Star has picked up the baton in the 2×400 meter Expose Fraudiston Relay Race from their teammate US Weekly. They’re smacking X upside the head again this week with comments like this, “Aniston can’t seem to hold onto a mate. NOw is she losing her BFF Courtney Cox, too?”

* According to the Star when the Coquettes ran into Brad & Angie at the GGs all 4 of them “happily chatted” about their kids. (Sidebar: They’re the ONLY tab who says Angie did more than nod pleasantly and say “hello” to them. Whuh? The Star make **** up? Nahhhhh!)

* X is terrified that Angie will take away her friends, too, and she first heard about the Coquettes running into B/A on the web. (Sidebar: See…y’all knew that chick was reading Jared’s! She lurks for the photos just like everybody else!)

* X is ticked at Court and says that her making small-talk with Brad IN PUBLIC was “the ultimate betrayal”. (Sidebar: So I guess if Court called Brad privately that would only be a career-saving betrayal and therefore foregiveable?)

* Court explained to X that avoiding B/A would’ve caused a scene. (Sidebar: Yeah, Court, but just think…your bestest bud in the whole wide world is more important than all of HW thinking you’re a big fraidy cat who’s too scared to talk to Brad in case he decides coldcocks your hubby for his stupid remarks on Howard Stern or turn his back when he sees FORMER FRIENDS who’ve stabbed him in the back repeatedly.)

* The Star claims that Court hasn’t been completely truthful with X about her contact with Brad because they claim that Brad sent her a telegram congrulating her on Dirt getting picked up by FX, but Court didn’t tell X about it. Supposedly Brad’s not said, “A mogul in the making” and Court was “touched” (yeah, she’s touched alright…but not in a good way).

* X is also ticked because she did the Dirt RC and (Sidebar: get this!) “agreed to lend her MOVIE-STAR APPEAL” to the show after it plummeted, er, dropped, 35% in the ratings.

* Meanwhile, the Star says X has been moping around since VV dumped her ass. They contend that Court is starting to feel like X has “played the victim card too many times” and has told X to “Get over it!” (Sidebar: Geez, Court, what took ya so long? Most of the world got sick of X’s Pity Parties about 2 years and 20 days ago.)

* I also had to laugh at the quote on a picture of Brad. It was in regards to the Coquettes breaking down and making nice with him at the GGs, “His charms have a way of working on almost everyone.”

Okay…on to their scant B/A news for the week: They don’t have much beyond a recap of the move to NOLA, but be prepared for the “Brad’s jealous of Angie’s former lover living nearby” stories because apparently, if true, Nick Cage, who Angie DID NOT sleep with, has a house near their new home in the French Quarter. The rest of the story was basicly about how they’re settling into the house and trying to live normal lives. Same **** everybody else had last week - Brad goes to the sports bar down the street and hangs out with friends and watches football and loves the BBQ burger and Hefenweizer beer. Angie goes grocery shopping at Verti Marte Grocer, yada, yada, yada. Yes, they still have a nanny and bodyguards, but they’re trying to be low-key and regular.

Damn…I think I like the Star better when they were making up dumb **** about building houses in the suburbs of Springfield near the mother who hates Angie…

- Life & Style: Okay, I’m gonna admit something…I’m ashamed to say this, but…the Life & Style is my new favorite magazine. I’m serious here. They are so lame and cheesy and uncreative and badly written and UNBELIEVABLE. Honestly…you’d have to be a complete moron, with an official IQ test to prove it, to believe anything these nitwits write! Why, you ask? Because after spending the previous 3 or 4 weeks writing about how blissfully happy and in love Brad & Angie were…this week they’re fighting like crazy and Angie is the new X! You know…clingly, insecure, desperate…read it and laugh…

* The reason Angie “looked upset” at the GGs is because they’re fighting because Brad “insists” on making peace with X.

* After the GGs Angie went to Vietnam to spend “a few days” away from Brad. (Sidebar: I fcuking kid you not. No mention whatsoever of Maddox going along.) Oh, and BTW, while she was there she figured she’d fit in a little business meeting with the MJP directors. (Sidebar: I guess L&S doesn’t think the readers would wonder why the CAMBODIAN charity directors were in VIETNAM on the spur of the moment because Angie wanted to have someone to talk to while taking a break from Brad and their children!)

* Angie has been talking to “former fling” Colin Farrell again. (Sidebar: Note to Angie - Thanks for stopping on the street the other day to take a call on your cell phone. It was very nice of you to accomodate L&S with photos for their follow-up story next week!) It seems Colin called her because he misses her and “regrets not taking their relationship further”. (Sidebar: Puh-leeze…as if. Colin’s still in acute UNSATISFIED pain from being rejected the first time around! Both of them have said they didn’t have an affair, but the stupid tabs keep perpetuating the myth. It’s almost as stupid as saying Angie trapped Brad with Shiloh! Sorry…I couldn’t help that little dig…)

* Angie was thrilled to hear from Colin and would like to work with him again. (Sidebar: Pretty freaking lame, huh? They bring up Colin Farrell and the most they can come up with is, “Golly Colin, I’d sure love to do another moving picture with you. That would be fab.”

* Even with these problems L&S says Angie is determined to adopt again and that partially explains the trip to vietnam. Since they’re chicken ****, they don’t say it outright, but they hint that while in Vietnam Angie went back to the orphanage that she and Brad visited in November. While there - which, bear in mind, they never exactly said she was - she put a little boy on the phone with Brad. Yet another over-talkative friend of their’s says, “Brad knew she had someone working on the adoption process and she was excited and happy. All anxiety was gone from her voice - she sounded elated.”

* However, the source said Brad is in no rush to adopt and thought they had agreed to wait until Shiloh was a year old before bringing another child home. (Sidebar: ROTFLMAO. Damn…I said these people were stupid, but holy freakin cow! This surpasses stupid by a marathon! I guess the ability to cypher is not a requirement for L&S writers because if it was they’d have been able to figure out that if they start the adoption process NOW…Shiloh is going to be a year old by the time they actually take possession of their adoptee. Do ya think I should tell send them a letter and tell’em? Nah…let ‘em read it here like they usually do…”)

* Not content with this superior display of idiocy the L&S goes on to say that Angie has hastend the adoption process because she thinks a new baby will help them through a rough period in their relationship that they’re currently experiencing, “Angie feels that another baby will help her and Brad renew their commitment. She knows how much he adores being a dad, and she thinks a new baby will revive his excitment about being with her.” (Sidebar: Note to L&S staff member lurking here - go find the video of the Golden Globes, God Grew Tired of Us and The Good Shepherd premieres. Now, count how many times you see photos of either Brad or Angie with their hand all over the other person’s ass…and get back to me about how they can “revive the excitment” in their relationship. If either of them gets anymore “excited” in public I’m gonna get that sex video I’ve been griping at them to make for the last 2 years!)

As you all know the L&S can never just write one stupid story with all of their equally stupid bits of “news” contained in it. No, they’ve got to go and compound their idiocy with sidebar photos and captions.

* Photo #1 - Angie admitted she was “miserable” at the GG. “Brad just wants her to relax and stop worrying about their relationship. (Sidebar: Now see, this is where they’re mistaking Angie for X. We all saw how “miserable” Angie was…smiling and talking to her fellow actors, kissing Brad on the cheek, screencaps where they’re sitting so close she’s practically in his lap…if that’s misery, then sign my ass up for some right now!)

* Photo #2 - Cover of the British Elle mag with the caption that Brad’s mother, Jane, is furious with Angie after reading the article. “Jane was outraged! The family lost a lot of respect for Angie.” (Sidebar: Gee, how can they have lost respect when L&S has been saying for a year and a half that they couldn’t stand Angie? Methinks someone doesn’t read their own lies.”

* Photo #3 - Photo of Brad & X: Last week L&S had a ridiculous story about X and Brad making nice again and said that X had sent Brad message at the Paramount after-party that she was willing to meet with him. This weekk they’re saying, “After the Golden Globes reunion fell through” Brad hopes to meet up with X at the Oscars, but Angie doesn’t want him to see X. (Sidebar: *****, please…like X is going to get invited to the Oscars! The only way she’ll get in the building that night is if she comes as the date of an invitee. And nobody wants to date her ass anymore than they want to hire it OR tap it.)

381, Dear AG, then I’m glad you hadn’t gotten to mine, because your post is brilliant (why JA lies) - that interview I didn’t even have time to comment on, but it says it all, and you broke it down as usual.

I love how the interviewer mentions Tate Donovan in the background, as usual, Maniston who was a grown ass woman at the time, needed support and someone to hold her hand. Can the b*tch do nothing on her own?? Not even answer a few simple questions? lol

I find it wholly ironic that the interviewer is asking her questions pertaining to possible movie stardom being hindered by her so-called ‘approachability,’ WHEN the SUPER APPROACHABLE ‘EVERY GIRL’ & MEGA MOVIE STAR & OVERNIGHT SENSATION SANDRA BULLOCK’S EX-boyfriend is -sitting RIGHT THERE! Ahahahaha! Sandra became a star solely because of this factor, AND because she’s similar in real life.

But the interviewer with Maniston, is CLEARLY talking about RACHEL’S approachability, not Maniston’s — he should have clarified that he wasn’t talking about HER but her character on TV, a character that comes into homes every week…Maniston answers as if he’s referring to her being hampered due to her own approachable personality.

If she was smart she could have shut him down, and said exactly that, Well look at Sandra Bullock, but much like ‘Brangelina’ is her elephant in the room now, Sandy Bullock was her elephant then. No way would she have given props to Sandra.

Even more ironic, she’s got Tate there to hold her hand and support her, but then when Brad appeared on the radar not too long after that interview, Donovan was kicked to the curb.

It says a lot, that when Donovan speaks of her and their time together, he is not in the least bit sad about their break-up, and more relieved and happy than anything else.

I think that’s the effect she has on her exes.

LMAO

I am not a Jen fan but enough is enough if u think she is ugly why do you keep talking about her

Few days ago you said something about Angie doing an interview for Croatian magazine Gloria. I’m from Croatia but I didn’t hear anything about it. When was it done?

I find the subject of Jennifer Aniston very boring

Okay-here’s an article from a few months ago that shows JA hasn’t changed.

“Jennifer Aniston is sort of Clinton-esque in her choice of words. She parses them so that they’re technically accurate, but she’s a well-known liar.”

It’s been posted at JJ’s before, but the classics bear repeating:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/10/celebrity-press-corps-calls-bullshit-on-poor-jen.php

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Paradise Says: 12:59 pm - the writer is making fun of the stupid tabloid media, including the view hens

oops meant sad…….in my 397 post.

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