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Jennfier Aniston Topless in ‘The Break-Up’
Poor Jennifer Aniston.
Photos of Jennifer Aniston topless in The Break-Up have officially leaked and are making the rounds on the Internets. In the film, Jen has a nude scene with co-star (and ex-boyfriend) Vince Vaughn where she walks through their apartment in a state of undress to tease him.
The photos are real and were published by French weekly magazine Choc.
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GOSH. WHAT AN UGLY FACE
Oh here we go again, not in the news so we have to release topless photos!! How transparent girl!
Ewww..!
Her face is hideaous and her ears are HUGE!!
Bad, bad judgment call. I can imagin what kind of posts are going to appear here by merely seeing the pic without the jump.
this wowan is so not attractive… i know that there are alot of women actress that are not attractive nor drop dead gorgeous, but they can definitely act… what I mean is that, not attractive, can’t act so what else is there for her.. she no longer has her men to make her famous!
shut the f*ck up she looks amazing she have a body that u can only dream of.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*(Ouch!! I’m cramping up!!! Help! Owwww!!!)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh…(gasp!)….the sheer FUG…..it’s killin’ me….(crying)….ahahahahaha!!!
Check the surgically altered hairline….it’s like Steve Harvey’s f*ckin’ perfectly manicured fro’!! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!
Ahhhh..hahahaha…I can’t stop….help…ahahahahaha!
EWWWW!!! notice how her boobs droop? Isn’t she only in her 30’s? Has not breast-fed (I don’t think)…her boobs should be perky….Is that why she had a boob job? One could only guess..
That is the ugliest wannabe movie star I’ve ever seen
DONT enter jenns threads if U dont like her
aha cuse u really cares about her otherwise WHY would u come here just to say the same stuff u said 3 years ago MOVE ON people
PLEASE :HAVE A LIFE.
SAVED! for ALL time. Hey bamzsters - save this baby.
No comment on the picture. However, I wouldn’t be suprised if she didn’t leak the photos herself. Next stop Oprah.
ANGELINA DO SUCK: is the truth really hurts?jennifer aniston is an ugly middle age hasbeen tv star.If i were you i will just accept the FACT. JA is not attractive at all.Her body is not that great either. I just feel sorry for her, at a tender age??? she has got no family,no partner, no movie career, no acting,i say ACTING award. she has nothing except her money,but money cant buy true happiness.
CLINIQUA….I am laughing so hard at your comment. love it…she is not attractive at all…Oh my God, I can’t believe BP used to wake up beside her….EWWWWW,
he.he.he.he.he.he.the chin,the nose,the hairline,the ears,as a matter of fact the whole face is very odd!gosh, brad pitt why?why?
SHE LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.YEAH SHE LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAUN
so when you say “leaked” you mean distributed by Steve Huvane in a desperate PR attempt to get her back in the news?
she looks like a leprechaun.yeah she looks like a LEPRECHAUN.
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bdj Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
No comment on the picture. However, I wouldn’t be suprised if she didn’t leak the photos herself. Next stop Oprah.
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Hey bdj, you know before I actually SAW one of these supposedly unauthorized pics, I said the same thing - that Maniston (and/or Stephen HUVANE) may have leaked these to DEFLECT FROM HER FACE FULL OF PLASTIC SURGERY (no it wasn’t JUST a beak job)…but having seen THIS ONE…there is NO WAY, such shallow, vain yet insecure person such as ‘Man,’ would have leaked this baby…NO WAY. She would not have wanted this hideousness seen under ANY circumstance. I can’t see the tatas, but If I WERE MANISTON, even if I owned the most perfect set of silicone/saline enhanced perky pair in existence…this pic STILL would not see the light of day for the simple fact that FACE is sitting RIGHT ABOVE THEM!
Oh man…good times are coming in this thread. Muahahahahaha!
J, I don’t say it often enough.
THANK YOU.
ugh, maniston is so fug. She should get boobs done on her face, then maybe men will look at her.
Damn, she looks like the joker, please take this down. ugh, i need to remove my eyes.
hi..
I like Jennifer…..but I don’t see any naked pics of her…where did you find them?
cookie Says:
OK im gonna be one of you guys so check this out
oooooh she is so ugly hasbeen tv actress BUT wait a second ,IF she was an ugly is that
make her a bad person??IS IT A CRIME ????? its not her fault that her EX choose to
be with someone else . she never hurt anybody she is no angel but she is no satin either . and BTW she has a movie with meryl streep comin out next year ..and the fact that her mony dosnt make her happy :well go ahead and feel sorry for her but
dont hit her while shes down ,just take a moment and put ur self in her shoes..!!!!and tell me what will udo if u was her ?????????
I bet you any money, Jared will be hearing from Stephen Huvane soon. Don’t back down babe!! Proudly show that FUG!
Keep us posted please, I wonder how long you’ll have before these are yanked. by the ‘HUVANISTON.’
Man, imagine if Perez got a look at THESE.
Ahahahahahaha!!
ewwwwwww!!!
hey where are aniston’ s fans?where are they?pls all come out! you have to save your idol!are you all ashamed of her?pls all come out, you need to celebrate,your idol has got real boobies with an ugly face
ok to angelina do suck:: no one here says they hate Jen, they don’t even know her, what they are saying, is that, she is not attractive, not pretty and not a good actress… it is the truth so what is the problem?? she just needs to stay in the TV series, she is not big screen material!
her perfectly cultivated public image is Crumbling, she got way ahead of herself and she is the only person to blame.
she will always be known as Rachel!
tv girl hahahahahahaha
ANGELINA THE SUCKS: YOUR ENGLISH SUCKS! if i were you, i will check my webster dictionary first before i post.he.he.he. jennifer aniston with m. streep? where did u get that awful story? lie.lie.lie. jennifer has got no movie line up for her because there will be no sane producers would ever dare to finance her movie,bec she is not a movie star.i repeat she is not a movie star.
where the **** are the pics this isnt nude, this is cropped.
Aniston and Huvane made sure her face gets in the news because the media is now
all agog for all the details of the ANSmith death.
IMO, since everyone is calling ANS a sex symbol this sitcom fraud is saying” I AM TOO “by releasing this picture soon after ANS’s death.
How pathetic. …. SEX SYMBOL……. EEEEEEEKKKK.
HW will be LOL. What a conversation piece…….
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! JJ you must WARN us when a picture like that leads off your site–some of us aren’t as young as we used to be. MAN! Rode hard and put away wet.
Maniston doesnt have Fans.. People just Pretend to like her because they Don’t like Angelina. Maniston will go down in history as the boring tv “star”
[And I use that word loosely]
who Lost Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.
Man you guys are awful.
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Sue Says:
how many AWFUL things have you said about Brad and Angelina?
MY EYES! MY EYES!
she is not attractive, not pretty and not a good actress… it is the truth so what is the problem?? she just needs to stay in the TV series, she is not big screen material!
OK so why thats a proplem ???????
if u dont care about jenn then DONT look at her pics DONT follow her every move
and DONT waste ur time talking about her and waching her movies ,,
theres a milion option of actresses out there do u blog into every actress that u dont like and waste ur time just to say ur opinion about something u dont even care about?????
Not ashamed of Jen! She’s living her life!!! Do you even have one???
nevermind i found the pics of google, shes not that bad, nice boobies.
hey i dont watched her movies.what movies?????ha.ha.ha.ha ha.ANGELINA DO SUCKS YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
It’s not just her looks (okay, a lot of it is her looks) it’s her whole coy, simpering manner and expressions. She thinks mugging is adorable–she probably thought she was acting the hell out of this scene, and she just looks idiotic and homely.
to angelina do suck:: no I don’t trash other actors and actress,, because I like most of them… I don’t see JA movies ever, why waste ten dollars… now if they put her back on tv, why not? i can see that, its free!
again, we don’t hate her, we just think she is not attractive nor a good actress….
HAHAHAHAHA… her nipples are always perky. And with the way manny aniston looks she should visit the plastic surgeon more often.
WHERE IS THE GOOD GRILS?
[Fug Face Maniston] Says:
HONEY I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO MOVE ON and the first step would be 4 u
is to get the f*ck out of here and go watch tomb raider or some sh*tty movie for ur real
((movie star)) PLEASE MOVIE STAR HAHHAHAHAHAHAH LOL
i don’t follow her every move, but this disgusting picture made its way here! thank JJ!!
ANGELINA DO SUCK where are your comrades, why it seems you are the only one defending your hasbeen idol. Again i dont watched aniston’s movies, what movies???????????HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I sure as **** dont want to see fugiston naked.
Chinocchio is one Fugly Hag, inside and out and no amount of plastic surgery can change that…
hahahahaha.. thanks COOKIE SAYS!! lol!!!
God, Her face looks gross. I’ve never liked her, at all.
Pretty soon somebody will praise her figure here, using the Huvane-suggested phrase “She has a smokin’ bod.” I have read these exact words on several sites, so either Huvane or some assistant is writing them.
I’ve always liked Jennifer, i don’t understand all the hate from you guys.
Were you all, that mean towards her when she still was with Brad Pitt ?
What the hell has she done to you ?
ludivine: Like what I have said.. we don’t hate her, atleast I don’t because I don’t know her.. All I’m saying is that, she is not attractive nor is she a good actress. she made her way on tv series and she does better here than big screen..
you asked, if I liked her while was with BP? the answer is no, she is not someone I would like to see.. she can’t act!!
Pleaseee! Someone help her!
Someone kindly post a link to photos that are on a site that does not require registration - thanks.
… I don’t see JA movies ever, why waste ten dollars… now if they put her back on tv, why not? i can see that, its free!
SO u cant judge her acting ability in a fair way and when i say that angelina sucks
imean it and i know what im talking about cause i saw many of her movies , and she is no good my friend belive me we all
watched her movies just so we can see her haveing sex and u know that she does that in every single movie :) and after that we no longer intrested in her really stupid movies.
jennifer cover your boobies.i dont think there’s anyone out there is interested to see a saggy tits of a middle age ugly woman.
angelina do suck:: if you ask me If I have watched AJ movies? you bet I have, and I enjoy most of them, she is a natural! she doesn’t have to try hard.. acting wise.. she has won, oscar and golden globes, this my friend should tell you how to decipher the actress you worship!!
to angelina do sucks: jennifer is not the same caliber of angelina, just accept it my dear. if you think angelina is not a good actress well it is your opinion. but with jennifer everybody knows she is crap. c’mon accept this YOUR IDOL SUCKS!!!!
if the jen fans want to add to their collection, here is another one to add,
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/12/jennifer_aniston_has_a_bad_day.html
CLINIQUA…cookie…Fug Face Maniston and everyone else. ITA. This woman is not
attractive and her body is not that great either. And yes, whoever said that she looks like a leprechaun….you are so right - in this picture that is exactly what she
looks like.
http://www.france-vidcaps.org/board/lofiversion/index.php/t137862.html
hahahaha… kontact says::: was she trying to act? she surely thinks she makes it cute when she makes funny faces!
okay, hottest couple ever!: you did not mention angelina do sucks:: lol somebody please shine some light on this person!
Yesterday, I was searching the internet because I just finished my final. Man, I sure hope I do okay. Many people said Jen is plain. But that’s their opinion. There are many pictures on the internet.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/jennifer_aniston/more_maniston_manipulations_lies_20060817.php
I dont know if Jen is thinking about switching roles. She probably doesnt want to play friends the rachel anymore. may be that’s why she is posting all these.
I am still trying to catch up on all the episodes on friends.
OMG
http://img140.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=36625_Jennifer_Aniston_The_Breakup_Topless_123_208lo.jpg
http://imageigloo.com/viewer.php?id=2167X.jpg
:shock: :cry: :twisted:
I cant believe she is naked.
She doesnt look good without clothes on.
believe me, she does NOT have the body.
I dont know what she is trying to pull.
Who will advise her to do that?
to sell movie tickets?
why is jen on this site?
does she have a movie to promote?
Her boobs are okay. Not bad, not great. Average.
Aniston Picks a Fight Over Nose Job Story
Jennifer Aniston is pissed off at Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, Dr. Raj Kanodia.
Sources tells TMZ that a furious Aniston has placed several calls to Kanodia’s office to express her extreme displeasure that Kanodia spoke to US Weekly for an article entitled “Jen’s Secret Nose Job.” The magazine claimed that Aniston underwent rhinoplasty at Kanodia’s office on January 20.
In the article, Dr. Kanodia said he would not confirm that he performed the surgery and then went on to describe how rhinoplasty works.
Kanodia is reportedly responsible for recent transformations of Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz.
Calls to Dr. Kanodia’s office were not returned.
She needs a face job because she is just ugly.
anyone here saw jen in real? i guess not. nerver mind! i bet that everybody of the wannabe posters before me have no or a much uglier girlfriend and would definitely f*** her! so what… LoL
.. she has won, oscar and golden globes, this my friend
so did adrian brody and many others that u dont even remember …
big deal and BTW: jenn won a golden globe 3 years ago
She totally leaked this pic. She seems so desperate. It’s kind of sad actually. Ever since she got divorced she’s become less and less relevant and she has to resort to this for attention. This is no better than Britney and Lindsay flashing their crotch. Only she’s a 40 yr old woman which makes it even more pathetic. I used to have respect for her but that’s over now.
Oh, I see why she did not want these pixs out in the public. Why is she ******** up her face like that? EEK!! Did no one in the film crew show her a mirror? What was she thinking?
her facial expression is awful.
Boy, once upon a time I actually thought she was cute! But this picture and her expression really sucks big time!!!!
She tries had to be sexy, but unfortunately she doesn’t come across as sexy, more like TRYING HARD. Why doesn’t she just stick to what she does best? Rom coms that are funny should be for her — not this wannabe sex symbol sh*t. Drew Barrymore and Sandra Bullock both stuck to the romantic comedies that are their strength … Aniston should do that too!
AJ won a GG award for portraying a southern socialite married to a well known politician. The GEORGE WALLACE STORY. She was in her early 20’s doing the role of a middle age prim and proper wife. It was a made for TV movie. This movie showed the strength of AJ’s acting ability. She might have gotten another OSCAR if it was a a big movie production.
It is just annoying when haters always just mention GIA and Girl Interrupted as the movies that won her recognition. It just shows the ignorance of a lot of them.
Angelina sucks– please do some research…
Yikes!
so what if jen does not ahave oscars. sh has her friends and her dogs. sometimes that’s all you need. who cares about men, award s and career.sometimes all you need are friendas and your dogs.
angelina doesn’t have friends or dogs. why is that hmmm?
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CLINIQUA Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Check the surgically altered hairline….it’s like Steve Harvey’s f*ckin’ perfectly manicured fro’!! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!
Ahhhh..hahahaha…I can’t stop….help…ahahahahaha!
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I am laughing with you here!! lmao!
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PEOPLE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT ABOUT ANGELINA!
You know, she is a good girl living her life, taking good care of
her little ones, not saying anything bad about anyone, and helping
where she can.
This is Aniston’s thread. Can’t you read? Can’t you SEE? We can’t
compare the two!
And, IF some of you still have the same issue, remember the Fact that
BP and VV dumped Aniston - not Angelina. Maybe, just maybe
that has something to do w/Aniston. I know that you know that.
Peace.
I have to agree with KISS, do not make this about Angelina Jolie — this is an Aniston thread, so let’s all just talk about Aniston, good, bad or indifferent. Let’s not drag Angelina Jolie into this thread, okay?
okay, okay, she still not attractive…. how can someone change this? i know surgeons can’t..
I prefer Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, or Cameron Diaz.
Even Kate Hudson is better than Jennifer Aniston.
I will NOT watch Jen’s movies. not from me.
Well, yes, sometimes your friends and dogs are all you need…..I guess…..but if you’ve had Brad Pitt in your bed, you gotta be missing THAT.
thanks Kate Hudson::: I refuse to waste a dollar on big screen for someone that can’t act!
but, the fact is, how can we change the way she looks? she just doesn’t have IT!!! you don’t have to be beautiful to have IT… no appeal!
I call IT MS. MONSTER!!!!!! DAG. WHAT A FRIGHT.
I dont understand. How can a picture be leaked? The movie is done.
DVD is already released. I dont think Jen has anything in the pipeline.
why? why?
Is this done on purpose? and if so, for what reason?
If this is not done on purpose, then how did it get out? somebody is not doing job right????
Am I missing something????? I’m just curious. Can someone tell me?
I do not pay to see her movies and I do not watch her shows on TV for free. I am just so totally indifferent to this person.
Lord helps any kid that she has or adopts, they will always be known as the kid Jen FINALLY had.
I have got to say this is not the better pics of her, not the worst but definitely not one she should be proud of. Is that looks supposed to portray smugness? OMG
The Aniston Breasts: a gossip history
Sing it with me people…
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA
(Can you hear Bill Kurtis’s deep voice?) In 1994, Monica, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel came into our living rooms every Thursday evening and changed our lives forever. The Central Perk became everyone’s favourite place to hang. Phoebe’s bad singing, Monica’s neurotic obsession with cleaning, Joey’s famous pick up line, and Chandler’s witty sarcasm entertained week in and week out. Those were the golden days, non? And then there were the nipples. RayRay’s permanently hard cherry nubbins on full display in every episode, no matter what she was wearing. Like a beacon in the night they called to us, mesmerized us, fascinated us, begging us to return to NBC at 8pm 24 times a year for 10 years. Coincidence or Conspiracy???
Fast forward to the year 2000. Same year she got married and lobbying for a role in Mark Wahlberg’s Rock Star in Phase 2 of the “I want to be a real actress in movies” Plan. Some photographers happen to get shots of her sunbathing topless (sound familiar?) in her backyard. She sues, she wins, the photos get locked away, but not before everyone started thinking about her titties. She got the part in the movie, by the way. Coincidence or Conspiracy???
And then there was Vanity Fair, circa 2001/2. Jennifer Aniston soaking wet in some flimsy shirt, nekked, but not really, every inch and contour of those gorgeous jubblies taunting us, inviting us, teasing us, campaigning for The Good Girl and Bruce Almighty. Coincidence or Conspiracy?
Flash to 2005. Jen is single, tired of being pigeon holed as a cry baby post divorce, eager to reinvent herself on the cover of GQ, wearing nothing but a denim skirt. Coincidence or Conspiracy?
Finally… Derailed flops at the box office. Her new movie, Rumour Has It, is in danger of getting stomped on by King Kong. Lo and behold, a photographer catches her flaunting those assets at her beach house – because Malibu is the most inconspicuous of all celebrity neighbourhoods. And once again, the international consciousness is riveted by the delectable prospect of her jubblies. Coincidence or Conspiracy???
This, my friends, has been a Lainey Gossip Breast Chronology. I hope you enjoyed it.
i think it’s purposely done too on the leak of the pix! i think huvane is trying to get publicity for jen since she doesn’t have any projects to come and since her life is taking a turn for the worse.
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ANGELINA DO SUCK Says:
tell me what will udo if u was her ?????????
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Move out of Hollywood and become a nun.
OMG
http://img140.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=36625_Jennifer_Aniston_The_Breakup_Topless_123_208lo.jpg
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(BLECH! HEAVE! WRETCH!!)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG, is right - I SEE why she got the latest boob & face work now.
You think she knew these were on the horizon and could not be stopped?? I do.
Man, I’m feeling sympathy…who knew??
Wait a sec..it went away — I just had to belch.
Ahahahahahahaha!!
http://i13.tinypic.com/33p65hi.png
Please take note, the one on the left is way better looking than the one nekked on the right.
It is just annoying when haters always just mention GIA and Girl Interrupted as the movies that won her recognition. It just shows the ignorance of a lot of them.
ooh sorry she also took her cloths off in tomb raider 1&2 and in original sin and
in taking lives and she also had sex with every co. star and she had sex with her own brother and her own father called her crazy bich and she is a home wrecker
who broke off billy bob engagment and bp marrige .SEE i did my research did u did yours???????:) :)
Oh yeah it is on purpose. She has this one role on Cox’ show coming up…dirt….
wonder how that show is doing? Hoping to have JA on the season final will help…
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kidi Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
It’s not just her looks (okay, a lot of it is her looks) it’s her whole coy, simpering manner and expressions. She thinks mugging is adorable–she probably thought she was acting the hell out of this scene, and she just looks idiotic and homely.
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Kidi, this post just killed me all over again!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
A feeding frenzy, already Brangelinaites - here is some food for thought for you
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/02/angelinas-childrens-charity-still-mia.php
Angelina’s Children’s Charity Still MIA
Checkers #68… I was ignoring those posts.
i used to be a fan of aniston, now i can’t even stand her! she’s such a liar and a coward! she cares too much about what people think of her! She’s so guarded!! Boring!
SHE IS ABSOLUTLY STUNNING !!
#101 Leprechaun. That’s really funny. you are right,the one on the left does look better.
Peace~
So she’s been “flaunting those assets” for years–big whoop. Nothing special going on there.
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Monica Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
SHE IS ABSOLUTLY STUNNING !!
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sorry, but i think my dog looks more STUNNING!
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Margaret Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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Um…. what does Angelina’s chat=rity have to do with Aniston’s breasts?
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Margaret Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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Nice try, but as usual, you Aniston fans can’t put two and two together. It’s St. John’s that has yet to fullfill their part of the contract. Angelina agreed to represent their brand and St. John’s agreed to create a charity. Angelina has represented the brand. St. John’s is actually the one that is walking the line of breach of contract.
And using Radar as a source. Please, last time they questioned a donation, they went to the wrong source. They didn’t even have the correct name of the recipient. LOL! The source they used was NEVER the source promised the funds. The actual/factual source did receive the donation.
Radar, once wrong, always wrong.
Margaret, I’m laughing at you.
Ewwwwwww!!!
And is that American’s sweetheart????
Poor American :D
She is just ugly anyway. Her face is not cute she has nothing that stands out about her looks.
A few days ago, Radar Online printed a story about the Chosen Family’s suspect Namibian donation.
I referenced the article on Wednesday with information from sources of my own, sources who were skeptical about the piece and who advised caution before accusing the Pitts of reneging on their philanthropic obligations - serious allegations, non?
At the urging of a few readers, I contacted Ivanna Iafigliola-Kriner, co-founder of the DRC School Project & Community Centre, the very school that the Pitts are alleged to have stiffed in the Radar article. I asked Ms Kriner the following: I have heard from many of my readers indicating that you have refuted the Radar Online claims and I am writing to find out from you directly if the US$15,000 was received by the DRC.
Ms Kriner: Yes we did receive the donation and are very grateful to Angelina and Brad for their support.
Point of the story?
The Pitts aren’t cheap. They didn’t bail on Namibia. But in a country where the need is so great and only so much can be pledged, it’s entirely understandable for other organisations to try to reach out as much as they can.
For more information on the DRC click here . For more information on Ivanna Iafigliola-Kriner click here and my thanks to Carol for the tip.
Reported On 13/10/2006 laineygossip.com
okay #106 hottest couple ever: didn’t catch your drift….
yeah the show called “dirt” is supposed to be canceled…. putting her on the show will not make a difference.
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Monica Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
SHE IS ABSOLUTLY STUNNING !!
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Nope, I still don’t see it (’stunning’) and I’m wearing my glasses already jp
There’s no doubt these were an inside leak. This film opened last summer and this pic surfaces now? She needs to fire her publicist. He has turned her into a huge joke.
http://img140.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=36625_Jennifer_Aniston_The_Breakup_Topless_123_208lo.jpg
OMG…it’s sooo funny…LMAO
WHAHAHAHA….. :D
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Monica Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
SHE IS ABSOLUTLY STUNNING !!
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I’m sorry the eye laser surgery went so badly!
ATTENTION TO ALL BLOGERS HERE :
GO GET A LIFE
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ANGELINA DO SUCK Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
ATTENTION TO ALL BLOGERS HERE :
GO GET A LIFE
BUYYYxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX
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you need to get your eyes checked and while you’re at it, get facts and details okie!
“TTENTION TO ALL BLOGERS HERE :
GO GET A LIFE
BUYYYxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX”n)122
ok stupid but you need to get a life too you are also in a gossip website i can’t stand people who are saying get a life while they are doing the same thing
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Sheri Says:
:lol:
I guess Anna Nicole was getting just too much attention…
Im glad angeline do sucks is out of here!! I couldn’t understand what she was saying with wrong spellings and wrong grammar..
anyways, enough of bring brangelina along in this thread… they have nothing to do with this.. we are concentrating on how un attractive Jen is…. and oh, how badly she acts as well!
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hmmmmm Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
I guess Anna Nicole was getting just too much attention…
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it’s sad that anna nicole is dead! really, i’d rather hear about anna nicole over jen anytime and any day!!!!!!!!!!
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ANGELINA DO SUCK Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
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Angry…?
she is such a low life minipulative *****. This Monster is forever scheming,and for what ? she has no TALENT. The Creature can’t even buy looks . She is a zero minus actress. Give it up girl. Go shopping with Buffy and Tiff, forget about acting.
Peace~
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Leprechaun Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
http://i13.tinypic.com/33p65hi.png
Please take note, the one on the left is way better looking than the one nekked on the right.
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!! NOOOOOOOOO!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Hahahahaha!
…gasp….sob…phew…haaaa.
…and hey #105, Margaret - ask Huvane to let you have the night off, kay??….even if Angelina changed her mind and decided she was not going to have a children’s charity w/ St John, you do know NO ONE ON THE PLANET would bat an eye because she gives away 1/3rd of her income, has donated 4 million this year already, is a UN Global Humanitarian Award Recipient and has about a half dozen other charities and organizations that she founded and funded, CAPICHE you dumb mothaf***er?! LOL…but as is, her charity with St John is still happening and it will be one more amazing thing she has done among hundreds of others…so shelve the concern you DON’T have for the kids, ya fake hypocritical b**ch!
Finally Margaretard, here’s some “food for thought” FOR YOU….
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/02/CHINNIFER MANISTONS-childrens-charity-still-mia.BECAUSE SHE’S NEVER HAD THE INCLINATION TO HELP ANYONE OTHER THAN HER OWN TRAINWRECK SELF in LIFE - SHE’D RATHER BUY HER COLORIST A NEW MERCEDES SEDAN, POOR KIDS ARE NOT ON CHIN MANISTONS RADA, NOR ARE ANY OTHER LESS FORTUNATES.php
Maniston’s Children’s Charity Still MIA mainly because she’s never thought of spending her 110 million on anyone else but Chinnifer ‘FUG’ Maniston.
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Observer2 Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
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Margaret Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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For real, she tried to pull this sh*t on the other (B&A) thread and she was corrected,
but it isn’t like she ever lets the facts get in the way of a good argument
February 10th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
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Leprechaun Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Please take note, the one on the left is way better looking than the one nekked on the right.
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!! NOOOOOOOOO!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Hahahahaha!
…gasp….sob…phew…haaaa.
…and hey #105, Margaret - ask Huvane to let you have the night off, kay??….even if Angelina changed her mind and decided she was not going to have a children’s charity w/ ** John, you do know NO ONE ON THE PLANET would bat an eye because she gives away 1/3rd of her income, has donated 4 million this year already, is a UN Global Humanitarian Award Recipient and has about a half dozen other charities and organizations that she founded and funded, CAPICHE you dumb mothaf***er?! LOL…but as is, her charity with ** John is still happening and it will be one more amazing thing she has done among hundreds of others…so shelve the concern you DON’T have for the kids, ya fake hypocritical b**ch!
Finally Margaretard, here’s some “food for thought” FOR YOU….
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/02/CHINNIFER MANISTONS-childrens-charity-still-mia.BECAUSE SHE’S NEVER HAD THE INCLINATION TO HELP ANYONE OTHER THAN HER OWN TRAINWRECK SELF in LIFE - SHE’D RATHER BUY HER COLORIST A NEW MERCEDES SEDAN, POOR KIDS ARE NOT ON CHIN MANISTONS RADA, NOR ARE ANY OTHER LESS FORTUNATES.php
Maniston’s Children’s Charity Still MIA mainly because she’s never thought of spending her 110 million on anyone else but Chinnifer ‘FUG’ Maniston.
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Margaret Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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Margaret, please read carefully on what your link said, the following is an excerpt :
………In September 2005, luxury apparel maker St. John hired Jolie as its new spokesmodel. As part of the arrangement, the company agreed to create a foundation benefiting children’s causes, which Jolie was to oversee. …….
Read the bold faced print above . This is St. John’s RESPONSIBILITY to create a foundation. Jolie models St John’s clothing. She is NOT St. John’s management team. Employees DONT butt into the internal affair of St John.
Please write to the CEO of St. John and ask them. Jolie has NO part of this UNTIL a foundation is created.
~Is she smiling or crying in this picture?
Peace~
Ewwwwwwwww! she needs so much plastic surgery on her face.
she’s taking PR lessons from Paris Hilton
I am a Brad and Angie fan ,but come on you guys are being beyond cruel.
Just ignore her I do.
Margaret Says:
Nice try but Margaret, can’t you comprehend what you read? Lack a good education? ST JOHN TO SET UP CHARITY, NOT ANGELINA. OK? Radar wrong when they tried a similar story before, they do no research for the truth, print any old lie, LIKE YOU.
Now back to this pix. MAY BE HER WORST PIX EVER. If done deliberately to get attention will backfire because who will want to hire this unattractive person when there is C Diaz, K Hudson, SJP, Sandra B, Drew B, and others for romantic comedy roles.
People people people!!!
This is just a naked photo of a person grimacing that should have never been leaked (or stolen or whatever it was). Her boobs are fine…..or do you prefer blown up fake ones like Anna Nicole’s? Every 37-year-old I know would be delighted to have a skinny bod like this. Her face is grimacing, the picture should have never been taken, and now because we’re in the Internet age it’s shot round the world. I’m not a Jennifer Anniston fan. but if it’s the BAMSZ fans hooting and hollering, please please try to rise above this. I think Brad and Angie would NOT be happy with your behavior at all.
for comedy, there are many who are better than aniston
Kate Hudson
Cameron Diaz
Sara Jessica Parker
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Reese Witherspoon
to #140… this has nothing to do with brangelina fans!!! this thread is about how unattractive jen is and how she can’t act… i’m sure brad and ange will not mind..
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Leprechaun Says:
I just fell out of my chair laughing at this. PRICELESS!!
101 leprechaun says: yes that is funny!! a little mean, but funny
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leetle UN Says:
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Thinking of taking your advice………ummmmmmmmmmmmm
NO!!! I don’t like her!
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checkers Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
to #140… this has nothing to do with brangelina fans!!! this thread is about how unattractive jen is and how she can’t act… i’m sure brad and ange will not mind..
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OK then let’s try again:
No matter who you are or whom you like in the way of actors or what you like in the way of bodies, I think it’s cruel and childish to snort at a woman’s body in a picture that should have never been taken or leaked. I hope my children don’t grow up to be like you. But since I may be in the minority in this circus, I’ll just go to bed. A gossip blog is probably the last place to try to impart a bit of humanity….we all get to hide behind our fake names. If Jared ran a contest called “Prove you are not as ugly as Jen,” how many of you would send in naked pictures taken at inopportune times?
Now Cliniqua and the rest….that’s all she’s got! Give a gal credit for putting everything (!) out there for her “art”. Yeah, she does have a nice body, but anyone with her money and free time can have one if they so desire. What gets me is that she just really is always so damn UNCOMFORTABLE in her own skin! Whether she’s Rachel or Jen, it makes no difference….she’s just always so AWARE of herself. I’ve always wondered why she became an actress - does anyone know?
Soon we will see a Life & Style cover on “Jen’s Heartbreak” about the boobie pictures. And nobody will care.
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leetle UN Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
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You do realize that Aniston is filming a nude scene for a movie. IF she didn’t want nude pics out there, then don’t agree to do a nude scene. It’s pretty damn simple.
She can’t have it both ways. Though she tries.
Don’t cry while you’re the one prancing around on celuloid naked.
Inopportune time? I have yet to see a good time, lol.
This is taken off her movie and just showed a bit more then the movie showed, the face stays the same.
Sorry, this was not just a bad photo shot.
From: telegraph uk
Overdoing the sympathy ticket can backfire, though. After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Aniston – initially the luckless victim – confessed to Vanity Fair that she sometimes threw herself a little ‘pity party’. Suddenly, she seemed not so much sympathetic as pathetic, wallowing in her thin-lipped grief while the statuesque Jolie went round the world doing good.
Aniston’s movie persona, never the stuff of legends, became degraded, too (her most recent roles, in Friends with Money and The Break-Up, saw her playing miserable, putupon characters, which just added to the impression of neediness).We were left with a cruel thought that Aniston was punching above her weight all the time she was married to Pitt. For all his limited acting range, Pitt is a movie star through and through (as is Jolie), while Aniston remains just too small-screen.While she was half of ‘Brad and Jen’, she could play at being A-list. Divorce confirmed the sad truth, that her particular brand of adorable nose-wrinkling doesn’t cut the mustard with the big boys.
Full article - great read btw -
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/02/11/svmarriage11.xml
Her boobs are odd. Long and droopy.
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leetle UN Says:
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You seem like a nice enough person but don’t be naive.
She had a hand in having these photos “leaked”.
I may have some photos of myself that didn’t come out looking right, but I wouldn’t send them out to get on the internet.
Wait……..just watch and wait. You’ll see all the publicy she will get behind these pix.
thanks JJlite says:: that was a good read indeed!! I totally agree!! this is what I’m talking about, she can’t hold the forth! she is or was good as a small screen/tv actress nothing more… some people have it and unfortunately, she wasn’t blessed with IT..
Mosquitoe Bites.
I actually think her “girls” are great. I think it’s … the face … I’m speechless.
It just amazes me how in a town full of actresses that are a lot sexier than her, where nude scenes are more common than the cold, HER photos end up floating around. Her career is shot, her only friend is Courtney Cox [who is about to chew off her own leg to get rid of her]. She goes about town, shopping, dining, not one paparazzi on her tail. almost any other actress’s photos HAVE to be worth more money, yet her’s find their way on the internet. God I am so sick of this woman’s contrived escapades!!!
If Aniston is really competing with Anna Nicole Smith, she needs a reality check! In order to compete, a few people would have to die, three lovers fighting over your love child, an inheritance worth $480, and a Playboy spread showing your OPP.
She could pull a few Britney pantiless stunts. I can’t wait for her to push the envelope.
DO NOT WANT.
I effing loathe that woman. She’s dumb. :)
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Mrs. Lenny Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
~Is she smiling or crying in this picture?
Peace~
Maybe that is her sexy look. In the movie isn’t trying to turn VV on?
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THIS IS HER MO Says:
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Too funny. Great work!!!!
BP deserves an award for waking up to that “thing” for 7 years.
Imagine the surprise on his face, the first time he woke up next to AG.
I burst out laughing at JJ’s description above that “she walks through their apartment in a state of undress to tease him.” LMAO!
I’m sorry to disappoint leetle UN, but she is not “grimacing,” THAT is her face. All she is doing is looking upwards and raising her brow, just a bit. How is that a “grimace.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4996/angejenha1.jpg
The one the left is just glancing up…
…the one on the right, is being interviewed in the sun, and is caught with an extreme expression and/or a TRUE “grimace,” on her face.
Notice how the one on the right, despite this odd facial expression is still 999 BILLION times more attractive than the one on the left.
Bahahahaha!
tommorow jennifer gonna spend her birthday all by her homely self that`s sad plus she has no movie career, no man, and no kids just her doggies.
lol@Gina
I can see why brad left Jen b/c she was getting old and ugly. brad made the right decison by being with Angelina. Plus him and Angelina share deeper and great connection and Angie is 10x preetier than Jen. I still can’t believe that Brad was with Jen his an attractive guy who was with not so attractive girl. Go Brangelina
Great. More “press conferences, “interviews” to say how Aniston has been “coping” with her “CONTINUING ordeal” implying the Jolie-Pitts. The Ride-a-Pitt gravy train has a long after-taste it’s hard to let go, isn’t it, MISS Aniston. I’m not at all surprised if Huvane is the one who leaked this. Their classic, “Huvane plants it, she burst out denying it”. It’s a merry go around, around and around.
One mistake they maybe making. MISS Aniston isn’t exactly a spring chicken. Men are hovering over whatever her name is, Kim K(?)’s “sex” video, not some 38 yr-old has-been’s breasts, other than to make fun of her. In the wake of the huge ANS news, this has-been with no relevant staying power has nothing to market but some staged “leaked” photos. How pathetic is that.
She made a BIG mistake by thinking she could translate sitcom popularity to the big screen, and to sacrifice her marriage for it. Luckily for BP she did. But now she’s on the Hollywood downslope and there’s nothing left for her but Lifetime movies and Norman–if she’s lucky. How the mighty have fallen.
You know, I have a very, very hard time believin’ she leaked this picture. It is the most horrendous picture I have ever seen of her, hands down. I cannot believe she would ever, ever want it to see the light of day. She could just as easily have had one taken that showed her in a better light and at a better angle to “leak”, don’t you think?
I only thought she was pretty early in her friends days….after that I don’t know what happened to her………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………just cause……………….ha ha……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….boooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggg…………………………………..
Please, what does BTW mean? I see it all time, what does it mean? Thanks. Peace.
btw means by the way.
For everyone’s entertainment. Enjoy!
Debate about Chinocchio’s Nose.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/ExperienceData/p/us/tbd.htm?ep=4-4&ch=0
The Anti Chin guy is funny. Here are some of what he said on the debate:
Can Jennifer Aniston Act?
“The only thing derailed about Jennifer Aniston is her career. She was in a movie called The Leprechaun and was upstage - BY THE LEPRECHAUN!!!.”
“Jennifer Aniston is nothing but a former sitcom star willing to do anything to get back into the limelight. Next thing you know she’s gonna get collagen lip injections, be on Dancing With the Stars, join the cast of the big debate.”
These are definitely leaked. I am not a Jen fan (used to be) but I am big enough to admit that her body is amazing. We have seen this scene in the movie and in the trailer. Her looking up expression is not horrible, it is actually kind of fun. And her boobs look great. HOWEVER! the reason I am sure that these are leaked is because the photo stops just above the bottom of her breasts. In these she still looks pretty perky. A few more inches down, we would have been able to see the “hang” that most women (minus the plastics) have. I would still pay money for her boobs, but they are not as great as this picture implies. And if someone wanted to make some money and leak pics, they would have leaked the whole shebang. Wasn’t she completely naked? But, we just get the tops of the boobs. This is definitely her (or her publicists) doing. She is such a fraud if she comes out swinging about this. If she just says nothing and lets things go, than she has played us quite well and I will have to give her kudos. If she goes ape ****, it will completely blow her story.
well, i can see all the “bamzs fans” are out in full force tonight. great isn’t it how you cry unfair when people post ugly comments about angelina and her boyfriend but then you all turn around and come out like vultures to attack jen. phew, angie must luvvvv you guys. lmao, yeah right, she probably prays every night that her “fans” stfu.
you sound like a bunch of jealous old biddies…..you can only wish you had jen’s body, you are probably a bunch of fatties sitting around drinking wine and disecting the life of a woman who wouldn’t give two cents for your opinion. actually angelina probably wouldn’t give two cents for your opinion either,lol….how sad is THAT??
oh well, i think she looks great and who cares if she put the pics out on the internet? you seriously think that when angie and her boyfriend end up all over the media it’s by accident or they were “just found”…..no way. right now is a pefect example, no pics of them…no news…nothing, not even a peep. they know perfectly well how to keep a low profile which is what they are doing now, but when brad’s movie was coming out you saw them everywhere…..OMG! yep…..how can you guys miss stuff like that? or is it that you deliberately ignore these obvious things? when jen wants to be seen she is and when she doesn’t she isn’t…..same thing with angelina and boyfriend….
okay, fake bamzs fans carry on with your …….huvane conspiracy theories, i (jess) am jen in disguise theories, brad was miserable for seven years theories…..do you see the pattern here? you have theories on all things brad and angie but in reality you know nothing…you don’t know these people so what makes you think you know what their thoughts are? i bet they hate you bamzs though…..
I don’t doubt that Brad and Angie have leaked images. That is a given. However, they have leaked photos of the family together and not Angie’s boobs. There is a difference. Brad and Angie are king and queen of media manipulation. They are masters and they have my respect. Jenn could do the same and get my respect. I am all for media manipulation. Here is the problem with Jen. She talks too much. They shoudl all keep their mouths shut. I even cringed when Angie talked about things. I think she learned her lesson when everyone slammed every word she said. I have a feeling she will go back to being quiet about things. Jen needs to do the same. When she complains about things, or goes on Oprah to deny things, it is pathetic. She me another star who refutes such crap about them. You just turn the cheek and live your life. She is a joke now because she can’t keep quiet.
I meant “show me” another star who refutes stuff lol. I can’t type.
And you all say how sad it is for Jen, how she is such a victim. And she should say what she is feeling. Do you know why people respect Reese and Halle? Because they are so dang classy. Reese even took the blame! It is pretty much a proven fact (unlike Brad and Angie) that he cheated, and yet Reese still takes the high road. She takes responsibility (more than 2% *ugh*) for the demise of their relationship, and she never has talked trash. She does her thing, looks gorgeous and has the respect of everyone. Same thing when Halle, Uma and countless others who have gone through a divorce. Get over it! People get divorced all the time. She is no better (or a victim) than anyone else.
Oh one more thing…
Yo mention that when Jen wants to be seen, she is. Um… she just isn’t followed anymore. I laugh at those who say “way to go Jen! She has figured out how to keep the paps away” Lol! She is only photographed when she goes to a hotspot (where the paps live) or when it is an event with media. No more pics of her going shopping or to work out. There just isn’t the interest.
No one likes a crybaby–someone should have told her that long ago.
http://www.angelina-jolie.stopklatka.pl/jolie/galeria/other/other_04/angelinajolie0187.jpg
Test
http://i5.tinypic.com/339sfgi.jpg
She really knows how to put the MAN in Maniston.
http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/5171/jennifer43qa.jpg
Separated at Birth - Volume I
http://i18.tinypic.com/352i3au.jpg
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anonnny Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
btw means by the way.
Thank you very much. I never even thought about that.
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CantKeepAManiston Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 1:12 am
http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/5171/jennifer43qa.jpg
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http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9751/teckelpoilras7a49938ve2.jpg
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Isabelle II Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
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leetle UN Says:
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You seem like a nice enough person but don’t be naive.
She had a hand in having these photos “leaked”.
I may have some photos of myself that didn’t come out looking right, but I wouldn’t send them out to get on the internet.
Wait……..just watch and wait. You’ll see all the publicy she will get behind these pix.
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ITA. She and Huvane are the one who ” leaked” this picture. just like sunbathing half nake in the pap infested area -Malibu. not once but twice caught with bare breast by the razzi. after this nude pic. she will be calling People’s, Oprah’s, VF crying fault, she will probably in the news for a few weeks. so pathetic! Just like her addiction to cigarette, tanning, plastic surgery, she was addicted to Fame ! that’s sad.
#151 JJLite says: this is a great article and my thoughts regarding her from day one.
Go to Ecgotastic.com you will see theun censored one
Separated at Birth Volume II
http://i15.tinypic.com/2md1f2q.jpg
ARE YOU IDIOTS FOR REAL????
SHE’S NOT ANGRY THIS HAPPENED…
SHE HAD A BOOB JOB TO LIFT THEM…
THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE WILL STOP QUESTIONING HER “NOT BOOB JOB” IS TO SHOW NAKED PICTURES FROM YEARS AGO!
SHE OR SHOULD I SAY HUVANE LEAKED THIS PICS…
THEY PUT HER BACK IN THE OOOH POOR THING…SHE’S NOT LYING…BAD BAD PEOPLE.
YES, IDIOTS…THIS PICTURES ARE FROM YEARS AGO
******YEARS********
THEY DO NOT SHOW HER BOOBS CURRENT ***UPLIFTED***MORE IMPROVED STATE….
SHE’S A EFFIN’ LIAR AND I CAN’T STAND HER!!!!!
FAMEW**RE!!!
Do you know how ******* i n g stupid you ppl sound? You come here to rip on Jennifer Aniston sounding so fucked up in the head. Having an opinion here and there and posting it is fine. But every post turns into a hateful thread about her. Whats wrong with you that you have so much hatred? now i know some of you state that you dont hate her you just think shes ugly but it sure sounds like you do. If you despise the women so much then SIMPLY DONT give a S H I T. you people sound like elementary kids picking a fight that will never go anywhere. Grow up
TO HER IDIOT FANS!
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As crazy as you sound, you have a point. She’s quite desperate to respond to every rumour about herself. It makes perfect sense. Thus, to show that she is “natural” and thus, “real” to counter the reports of her nose job. From the link above where she is lying on the grass with some lady, it is clear she had a very big nose and got a nose job in the past and now got an updated one recently.
I haven’t the pic on Perezhilton nor on dlisted. Do you think they will put it up?
I mean “I haven’t seen the pic on Perezhilton nor on dlisted”
I do not get it that she sued a paparazzi who took pictures of her topless sunbathing & now she can do this on the movie not thinking that these shots will be out in the open one way or the other. A lot of female celebs got photographed topless even totally naked but seldom they sue, but her she has to make a point or should I say a “presentation” & “sensationalism” to be in the limelight. What a crackhead this woman is. Will the real Jennifer Aniston please stand up?!
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Kate Says:
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I’m surprised that you can’t figure out why we hate her, or rather why we devote so much energy to bashing her.
She unleashed her fans (and anyone else that was inclined to believe her) on Brad and Angelina by attacking them in her VF interview. And just in case you haven’t noticed, they’re still at it in 2007. She didn’t care that there were children involved, or that she’s the one who neglected her marriage. All she cared about was having the whole world feel sorry for her. For what, to what end?? Did she really think movie offers would come flying to her? Did she think the Hollywood community would rally around her, make her a successful actress out of pity? Maybe she thought they would boycott Brad and Angie and drive them out of town in disgrace. Well that isn’t the way the real world works, this is not a game it’s life! If she wants to throw sh*t around she deserves to be attacked and critisized.
HER SANDBOX MENTALITY is was got her in the position she is in today. Alone and abandoned. The only friend she has is Cox and Courtney’s kind of stuck with her. The only attention she gets is from drummed up interviews and orchestrated situations. She has not one solid movie deal locked up. She’s childish and pathetic and getting what’s coming to her for thinking she could ever take Brad and Angelina on. I love it, and can’t comment enough on it.
Isabelle–You couldn’t have put it better. She rolled the dice and lost. But instead of accepting that and moving on, she’s still milking the pity-party and it’s boring and tiresome. Can’t build a career on pity.
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Isabelle II
WELL SAID.ITA.
What I find interesting is why JJ hasn’t been asked to take the photos down. Mind you, its abit like shutting the gate after the horse has bolted but I believe Jennifer’s lawyers have been sending out cease and desist letters to the websites.
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CantKeepAManiston Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 1:12 am
She really knows how to put the MAN in Maniston.
http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/5171/jennifer43qa.jpg
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LMAO
I think she looks like Keith Richards in this pic!
No need to comment more for me, all has been said.
that picture of angie and james……………………hot!
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lylian Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 10:40 am
What I find interesting is why JJ hasn’t been asked to take the photos down. Mind you, its abit like shutting the gate after the horse has bolted but I believe Jennifer’s lawyers have been sending out cease and desist letters to the websites.
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Very good point! I knew the fame seeking freak would try to have Huvane pull a rabbit out of a hat so her adoring fans (all 12 of them) wouldn’t forget her….
I thought it would be another rumored “adoption plans set to adopt triplets”…. or “Chin has found a new man, new happiness….” yada yada yada…
So yeah probably a plant by her camp, as hideous as it makes her look, any fame is good fame, YOWCH!
So the doubters who don’t believe Brad thinks he is with the hottest woman on earth, still doubting? My eyes are hurting.
clini,its in my floppy now..hehehehe
Happy birthDAY jEN…….38 AND HOLDING…ALMOST ANNAS AGE
Those huge ears, the chin and thin lips, the nose, the altered fake-looking hairline, the sagging breasts–OUCH. This was supposed to entice Vince Vaughn in the movie?! He probably ran screaming for cover until the director said “No, Vince, remember–you’re an actor. So act like she’s hot.”
when i see JA whole pic i see soft and sweet when i see AJ whole pic i see harsh and severe. Just an observation. BTW i would love to see JA and AJ standing side by side naked at this moment. JA wins hands down. AJ needs to EAT. She looks anorexic really skinny, and this was before her mother died. Imagine what she looks like now. GROSS She is prob. still doing drugs.
207 chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Buddy you need to de-fog your glasses because The Man is a lot of things but soft and sweet aren’t some of them. The dude looks like she’s going through early menopause and needs to up her estrogen levels.
http://i2.tinypic.com/43hmsl5.jpg
UGLY FUGLY AS ALWAYS>>>>>that’s MANISTON the ANNUSTON>>>>>AKA CHINNY CHIN CHIN THE CHINNOCHIO….
SHE HAS ELSTIC FACE>>>>>>NOSE>>>>>>>CHIN>>>>and BOOBS in the picture…….NO WONDER SHE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY>>>>>>SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS HIDEOUS LOOKING ……BUT TOO BAD DOCTORS CAN”T CHOP-OFF HER CHINNY CHIN CHIN…..
I DON”T KNOW>>>BUT I CAN”T STAND HER UGLY FACE
oh , her breasts look fab. you people need to go look at AJ SAGGY BOOBS,shapeless angular beanpole veined up body. LMFAO! Hands down JA LOOKS BETTER NUDE! Nothing you say will convince me otherwise. I have eyes and you people are ******* blind! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA All AJ has is her i will **** you look on her manly face. She is a tramp and men like to **** tramps. She looks like her brother too, neither can keep their sexual prefrences straight.
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chris Says:
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Yeah-yeah she’s got a “great” body whatever
There’s a pole with her name in it at some ti**y bar down the road
LOL @ chris! Aww someone is having a meltdown. A little FYI honey, every single guy I know would take Angelina over JA in a heartbeat. In fact I know some guys who have newfound respect for Brad for staying with her for 7 yrs!
These are the people I compare classic beuties 2
Angelina Jolie is the Elisabeth Taylor of your Day
Angelina Jolie>>>>>>>>>>> Elisabeth Taylor
Anna Nicole(R.I.P) >>>>>>>>>Marylin Manroe
Jennifer Aniston>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kermit the Frog From Sessame Street
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February 11th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Keith Richards? I was thinking more like Steven Tyler but you may be on to something.
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Hold on..kermit isnt from sessame street lol my bad..XD
Any minute now someone will be here saying she has a “smokin’ bod”–probably Huvane himself.
Ha HAHAHAHAHA. In your dreams people. AJ is what only 30. She looks every bit as old as JA. She has been one rode hard *****! LOL She looks like crap! She used to at least have some curves now **** looks AWFUL . She needs to put the needle down and pick up a hoagie.
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CantKeepAManiston Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:33 am
202 green lettuce Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Keith Richards? I was thinking more like Steven Tyler but you may be on to something.
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omg, this is too funny! LOOOOL. she does look exactly like steven tyler….hehehe
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Ha HAHAHAHAHA. In your dreams people. AJ is what only 30. She looks every bit as old as JA. She has been one rode hard *****! LOL She looks like ****! She used to at least have some curves now **** looks AWFUL . She needs to put the needle down and pick up a hoagie.
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Chris, give it up! jen is not paying you for defending her. if you were defending her with facts and details, perhaps we’ll give you some credit, but cuz you don’t, go get help!!!
today it is jennifer birthday
OMG what a beast! maniston is the ugliest woman dead or alive.
JENNIFER CAN”T GO OUT WITHOUT MAKE UP IF SHE DOES SHE SCARES PEOPLE BUT,ANGIE DOES ALL THE TIME .HOW DARE YOU TO COMPARE ANGIE WHIT CHIN.DON’T EVER MAKE ANGIE IN THE SAME PAGE WITH NOSE .
HAHA! you know i am speaking the truth. Whatever her problem is she needs to seriously feed herself get some sun on that white ass. DAMN! Oh, BTW I don’t need help . I have 20/20 vision. All you guys can do is find fault in her looks and that is such a lame arguement. SHE’S GOT A SMOKING HOT BOD. Now get over it!
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Yeah-yeah whatever
That’s why Angelina’s #9 in Askmen’s 99 Desirable Women of 2007 poll and Jen’s what? I don’t know, I stopped looking for her after the top 50 That’s Ask MEN, that’s what real men think
(and Brad’s a real man) BTW what man is finding Jen desirable right now, on her birthday? No one! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, JA doesn’t **** everyone she comes in contact with. DUHHHH! ASKMEN’S AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA my point exactly. MEN like to **** TRAMPY WOMEN, but they MARRY the good girls. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. He will never marry her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzQmS_xBCs0
Vid for Angie ^^^^^^^^
Experience the true sexiness #1 on E’s list biatches!!! Sexiest woman in the world!!
agelina jolie is too skinny she looks like nothing now
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Well, JA doesn’t **** everyone she comes in contact with. DUHHHH! ASKMEN’S AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA my point exactly. MEN like to **** TRAMPY WOMEN, but they MARRY the good girls. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. He will never marry her.
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What a dumbass! Everyone knows if it were up to Brad they would be married by now. Jeez I’m not even a hardcore fan and I know that.
Happy 38th birthday Jen–you can spend the day with Norman pondering all the good choices you’ve made in your life.
Loving Sandra Bullock
Because she has never wilted away, starving herself to make you notice.
Because she never overreaches.
Because she has never pimped a relationship for fame.
Because she IS America’s Sweetheart without a steady diet of cocaine and cigarettes.
Because she isn’t the most stylish (God no) but doesn’t pretend to be either.
Because her hair is really is underrated.
And because she seems like a good friend – attending an event this weekend to honour Forest Whitaker with whom she’s remained close after Hope Floats.
Sandra Bullock: What’s not to love?
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:09 am
when i see JA whole pic i see soft and sweet when i see AJ whole pic i see harsh and severe. Just an observation. BTW i would love to see JA and AJ standing side by side naked at this moment. JA wins hands down. AJ needs to EAT. She looks anorexic really skinny, and this was before her mother died. Imagine what she looks like now. GROSS She is prob. still doing drugs.
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Dear Chris,
Stevie Wonder sees better than you. Pay attention!
Soft and sweet is to your left….
…..while harsh, severe and FUG is to your right!
….and oh yeah..that guy in the middle?
He CHOSE soft and sweet to spend his life with, and made her the mother of his babies.
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/838/hmmmbradjenangebw0.jpg
:-)
The Pragmatic Courteney Cox
In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox has something to sell. It’s a tv show called Dirt, satirising the underbelly of tabloid journalism – she is the star and executive producer.
I saw the pilot, definitely has potential, and super raunch in parts – a nice change from the sugar she’s best known for, certainly has a shot at success…especially since she is workin’ it all angles.
Didn’t know she was such an accomplished player, but then again, given that she’s been able to so deftly hide her ***** for so many years, it probably shouldn’t come as such a surprise.
You see, Courteney is what my people like to call a Two Headed Snake – milking her friendship with Jennifer Aniston to guest star for ratings on one side, making nice with Brad Pitt, one of the most powerful players in the business on the other.
Impressive, don’t you think?
At the Globes the other night, Brad was smoking on a balcony, Courteney and David approached him and they exchanged a hug, as Brad said to her graciously:
“Hello, sweetheart. It is SO great to see you.”
They apparently chatted for a few minutes about their children as Angelina stood a few steps away…
And the motivation?
How about a future collaboration? After all, Pitt and Plan B have had the Midas Touch and please don’t tell me Courteney Cox doesn’t know it.
Courteney Cox, clever and opportunistic, much to the chagrin of rabid Jennifer Aniston fans and members of the MiniVan Majority who are now branding CC a traitor for becoming friends with the man who “supposedly” cheated on her best friend.
And that really is what it comes down to isn’t it? Two options:
If she’s such a good friend, if she really is the strong shoulder for Jen, why initiate contact with the scoundrel? But. Given that she DID initiate contact with the scoundrel…does that mean she’s a sell out or does that mean Brad didn’t cheat?
YOU decide.
is she 38 or 39?
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Best Friend of Jennifer Aniston: Sheryl Crow
In eggplant Elie Saab and making Lance Armstrong look like a complete tool – don’t you love the way Sheryl bounces back? From heartbreak, from cancer, from the worst year of her life to the best she’s ever been…I was never a big fan of Sheryl Crow until Sheryl Crow shook off the Victim and wouldn’t it be lovely if Sheryl Crow passed on the same to Jennifer Aniston?
…I had to revise a little something….
Dear Chris,
Stevie Wonder sees better than you. Pay attention!
Soft and sweet (and YOUNG) is to your left…
…..while harsh, severe and FUG is to your right! (Happy 40th Maniston!!)
….and oh yeah..that guy in the middle?
He CHOSE soft and sweet to spend his life with, and made her the mother of his babies.
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/838/hmmmbradjenangebw0.jpg
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and he’s pondering over his life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! He is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak.@_@ She is unstable and always will be! He is figuring this out right about now.
Man, that girl is odd looking.. She looks like a cross between a leprechaun and Howdy Doody….hahahahahahahaha
Angelina Jolie is a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN. Representatives of the UN are expected to go through medical procedures like immunisation and drug testing before and after missions on a regular basis. As you know, a Goodwill Ambassador is responsible for drawing attention to important issues advocated by the UN, Angelina’s star has certainly helped the organisation in the few years she’s been involved. And of course the UN is happy with the relationship, so long as her celebrity and her actions do not jeopardise the message and the work.
Which is why she, like all employees and representatives of the UN, is tested and tested often. Which is why I hear she has never been observed to be engaging in behaviour that would compromise the organisation. Which is why she hasn’t yet been fired. Which is why there hasn’t been a carefully worded statement announcing her intention to step back from her duties because she needs more time to care for her children.
If that were to happen, perhaps the suspicions might be founded.
Right now however I’m told she passes each drug test with flying colours. But then again, you are welcome to draw your own conclusions about cleverly avoiding detection. Conspiracy, coincidence, conspiracy, coincidence.
As for her body and her behaviour at the Golden Globes: does she exhibit signs of a junkie? Is she bored with Brad? Was she fidgety? Did she hate being there? Is she a smug ass ***** who can’t be bothered to speak to people?
I spoke with the always delightful Nelson Branco who had the privilege of being inside the ballroom that night, seated behind Kyra Sedgwick. Nelson is a writer for TV Guide and In Touch, a ‘Mo of course, and therefore as catty as they come and deliciously so, with the trademark gay man’s eye for detail and observation and a nose for the dirtiest smut ever, especially the kind barely noticeable to some, but absolutely 100% obvious to a Queen.
According to Nelson, the Pitts were lovely, Angelina did not leave the table once, she is extremely calm, she was engaged and chatty with her tablemates, she and Brad sipped water all night, they sat close together, and she is thin but not disgustingly so.
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
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You do realize that you sound a bit unstable right?
Men in mid life crisis, get that, not middle life crisis, run away from all responsibility, not towards it. Brad’s got more on his plate now than he’s ever had before. I’d say he had his mid life, get that, not middle life crisis, when he was with Aniston, where he virtually had NO responsibilities except for enabling her insecurities. She knew she was out of his league, the public knows she was out of her league and I think, chris, you know she was out of her league.
Aniston didn’t know how to play with the big boys then and she most certainly doesn’t know how to play with them now. She’s just like the rest of her Friends castmates and she doesn’t like that one bit.
Water sinks to it’s own level and Aniston, has sunk to the level she always belonged.
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
and he’s pondering over his life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! He is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak.@_@ She is unstable and always will be! He is figuring this out right about now.
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Is he REALLY you delusional a s s wipe?
http://babyrazzi.com/baby/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dec12hello2opt.jpg
Muahahaha.
“smoking hot bod” gave you away Chris. Maybe, you are JA’s hairdresser, who cares. You are obviously paid by Huvane but your heart is not in it. Give it up. AJ is ten times the woman JA will ever be. She has always been skinny yet able to give BP what he wanted the most, children. JA was with BP for 7 years, she had her chance. Move on. You only get paid by the hour. This is about JA’s leaked photos, which she leaked. People can compare the two all they want and try to smear AJ. However, the facts speak for themselves. AJ is a great person, great mother and great partner to BP. JA can reflect on her birthday and try to figure out where it all went wrong. No need to pimp naked photos to remain relevant. Work on your craft and be a better person. Peace. Now go cash your check.
Angelina: the highly anticipated Vogue photos
Just 2 pages of what is one of the most eagerly awaited issues of Vogue – the Annie Leibovitz shoot in an airfield, you’ll recall I reported several weeks ago that the photos are supposedly so stunning Brad wanted private ones for himself.
If these 2 are any indication, I’d say the hype is well warranted.
The issues comes out midmonth, how much you want to bet there’ll be new Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn pics conveniently released at the same time…with the suggestion of a baby bump or a new ring? (A week later they announce their breakup)
Problem is - she’ll never look like this, will she?
Reported On 01/12/2006
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
and he’s pondering over his life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! He is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak.@_@ She is unstable and always will be! He is figuring this out right about now.
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Because this sure doesn’t look like your typical “mid-life crisis,” I thought that involved red sports cars and 21 year bimbos, not a man looking satisfied, content and more HAPPY than he’s ever been in life in a committed relationship with three kids. Yeah…I would say that is ONE happy man…. :-)
Read it and WEEP, douche. FACT IS, Brad has the world now…before, he only had an EMPTY house, and a sad fug chain smoking tv sit-com HACK, her 50 fat middle aged pals, and her 20 year old POOCH. BAHAHAHA! I just realized Norman is HALF Maniston’s age.
http://babyrazzi.com/baby/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dec8bradopt1.jpg
Karma is a *****! JA is keeping her NOSE CLEAN!Hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahah
People want to say the ‘Jen the Man’ looks young, thats because she is the botox queen .
That botox is gonna turn on her fugly ass some day.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the manliest, oddest looking woman of all.
Why Maniston of course….hehehehehehehehehehe
Jen’s pondering over her life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! she is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak (nose job, boob job).@_@ She is unstable and always will be! She’s is figuring this out right about now as she wonders why no one wants her.
today it is jennifer aniston (38)and Sheryl Crow(44) birthday they have something in commun
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Great post ITA
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Preggy Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:33 am
These are the people I compare classic beuties 2
Angelina Jolie is the Elisabeth Taylor of your Day
Angelina Jolie>>>>>>>>>>> Elisabeth Taylor
Anna Nicole(R.I.P) >>>>>>>>>Marylin Manroe
Jennifer Aniston>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kermit the Frog From Sessame Street
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Why would you insult Marylin Manroe?
Conparing her to Anne Nicole is like Comparing Maniston to Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, or even Angelina Jolie.
Anne wasn’t an Actress, Model, or Musician. Marylin actually had talent. Shame on you.
Jennifer Aniston goes for an upgrade
I love British tabs. If there is a hint, a smidge of something foul goin’ on, you can bet your boob job they’ll be right there to sniff it out for us. Our friends across the pond are reporting that Ms. oh-so-natural-unpretentious-I’m-not-obsessed-with-my-looks Jennifer Aniston visited a plastic surgeon’s office a coupla days ago. And left FIVE HOURS later through a back door. Not surprisingly, she hasn’t been seen since. The Lasky clinic specialises in lipo, collagen, botox, and laser surgery…and so I thought it would be fun for us to surmise as to what exactly Mrs. Pitt had done. Was it a little animal injection in the forehead or around the mouth to keep her ordinary face wrinkle free? Or could she have put on some weight during her sojourn in Europe and paid a friendly visit to suck some of the French butter out of her ****? For 5 longs hours, she probably hit two or three birds with one stone. A little lipo, some collagen, and some botox…all in a day’s work. See?? This girl is the biggest fraud of them all. Period.
Lets start a pot, on how many men will dump Maniston before she reaches 45.
Another pot, how long will it be before Maniston starts flashing her rusty crotch to get attention.
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Mid-life crisis?? Read it and weep sucka! A “mid-life crisi” would involve red sports cars and 22 year olds, not passionately in love and committed relationships that are for life and a goal of 6 kids by next year (according to Brad, himself!)! Bahahaha!
Sorry…that fool that heads this thread lost out - and stupidly decided against going along with the amicable divorce and decided to act out and get bat-sh*t crazy thinking she could take on Brad Pitt and win. 2 years later Brad is on top of the world…and Angelina (bahaha!) — with three beautiful kids and a woman that adores him, he’s at the top of his game as an actor and one of the hottest producers in town also, but most especially as a MAN.
OMG! that was for Kidi you stupid a$$! $hit! Working for HUVANE! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THX FOR COMPLIMENT!
chaniqua or chanita ,chequeta whatever you dumb a s s name is. YES HE IS HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
That was for Kidi you dumb a$$. Working for huvane..hmmmm i will look into that! Thanks for the compliment! LMFAO
Fug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How did Brad look at that 7 years?
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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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Chris, you’re Chris McMillian right, Aniston’s hairdresser. No wonder you find Aniston more attractive, she plays the man in your relationship doesn’t she?
You’re the queen and she’s the king.
you people have got to be crazy to put bp/aj on such high standards like they are king and queen. do you think they never argue that they never do no wrong then you need to wake up. everybody that truly knows her knows she is vindictive if she don’t get her way. right now bp is kissing a.. in another year the headlines is going to be he fighting for custody of his daughter. he knows he’s done f..ked up sooner or later she’s going to f..k this relationship up too. she does with all of them it is hollywood nothing lasts so wake the f..k up
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kidi Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Any minute now someone will be here saying she has a “smokin’ bod”–probably Huvane himself.
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Is that why all the men in her life run away? Scared of smoke inhalation???? Can be deadly, or just that they are so bored, they run for their life?
I could have sworn the topic was JA’s Naked photos. Not BP and AJ relationship, midlife crisis, putting them on a pedestal or whatever. Let BP and AJ worry about their relationship. JA has Press and lawyers to see regarding these “stolen” naked photos.
253 Dream on, dream on
Why don’t you just concentrate on why Jen can’t keep a man…..hmmmmmm?????
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kidi Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Any minute now someone will be here saying she has a “smokin’ bod”–probably Huvane himself.
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Is that why all the men in her life run away? Scared of smoke inhalation???? Can be deadly, or just that they are so bored, they run for their life?
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hahahahahahahaha
She has nothing else going for her, so her fans have to always mention her so-called smokin’ body..hehehehehehehe
she’s bi-polar nobody is going to get along the her all the time. she’s a cutter and cutters have some serious problems. she’s nothing but bones i don’t hate her or anyone i wish she would get some help for these problems because her and bp do have a family and if she don’t then it’s going to push it to the limit. i think it is just foolish to put this family up on such high standards as the people on here do when it’s going to backfire in your face
I’m gonna go watch MAMS right now. Kick back, and watch two of the most gorgeous creatures on earth.
# 256 i could care less why ja can’t keep a man
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stopping by for a second Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
think it is just foolish to put this family up on such high standards as the people on here do when it’s going to backfire in your face
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ummmm…hello, this family is classy, have standards and many more….therefore, they belong in the “such high standards”. we don’t put them there, they are there and are all that!!!
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stopping by for a second Says:
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Your anger is really at Aniston, that’s why you posted this post tempered with such anger in her thread.
This is what your post really means:
~~~you people have got to be crazy to put bp/ja on such high standards like they are king and queen. do you think they never argued that they never did no wrong then you need to wake up. everybody that truly knows her, Aniston, knows she is vindictive if she don’t get her way. right now bp is kissing aj and I’m so pissed off about it, I can’t see straight. I am praying every night that in another year the headlines is going to be he fighting for custody of his daughter because I’m so ignorant that I don’t consider kids that aren’t of his blood, his children. I know that Aniston done f..ked up sooner rather than later and she’s going to realize that she f..ked her relationship up with Brad. I did and I’m not over it yet. she does with all of them it is hollywood nothing lasts so wake the f..k up. I mean, I woke the f..k up and I’m pissed at Aniston for ruining it all for me.~~~
That’s better.
#262 did that make you feel all better
#285 stopping by for a second,You really need to shup up!It is so funny and telling how you Jen-Jen fan’s ALWAYS pull the “she’s crazy card”when something unpleasant comes up about your girl.Angelina is NOT bi-polar and she stop cutting over 10 years ago.So what is your point?As far as her weight is concerned she has ALWAYS been thin,except when she gained weight for Tomb Radier.What has she done thats so crazy in the past say 6 years or even since she has hooked up with Brad,NOTHING!!!!They have traveled,worked and been a family together THAT”S IT!You are the one who sounds crazy and bi-polar,get some help!BTW this thread is about Jen’s nude picture NOT Angelina, so why are you bringing her up?
#264 can you not count the truth hurts this threads been about all 3 of them and people can write about what they what see ya later
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stopping by for a second Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
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Again, your post really means:
~~~she’s bi-polar nobody is going to get along the her all the time. that’s what doing ‘happy’ does to alot of people. angelina isn’t a cutter anymore, though, aniston still does her ‘happy’. And ‘happy’ users have some serious problems. aniston used ‘happy’ so she could be nothing but bones i don’t hate her or anyone i wish she would get some help for these problems because if aniston doesn’t get help then she’s going to continue to regress and not progress. i mean she’s worse off now than she was two years ago and it really bothers me that aj and bp do have a family and if aniston don’t get help then she’s going to push it to the limit. i think it is just foolish to put this family up on such high standards as the people on here do when it’s going to backfire in your face. i should know, i did it with bp/ja and it backfired in my face and i’m still bitter and pissed off about it. can’t you tell by my rantings and ravings. i can’t even talk about aniston’s nude photos even though this is what this thread is about, i’m so pissed off at bp for finding the life he’s always wanted and making it happen. damn him, damn him, damn him.~~~
#262 Observer2,You hit the hammer on the nail!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again about the photo of JA in the water (post # 183–sorry, I don’t know how to bring the link over): She looks EXACTLY like Sean Penn circa Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Right down to the hair. Does anyone else see this?
Manipulative and ugly, as usual.
I showed this photo to my little son and he said “Eww… STEP AWAY SLOWLY…” LOL!
BTW, I think that Jen’s big problem is her ears.. they’re HUGE and that’s probably why she rarely puts her hair hair up.
Happy Birthday Jennifer Aniston. Here’s to another year of pity parties and People exclusives denying pity parties; plastic surgeries, and People exclusives denying plastic surgeries; fake pregnancy/adoption stories and People exclusives denying adoption/pregnancy stories but screaming to anyone and everyone who will listen including the ocean how much you desire to be a mother; rumors of how your career is over and People exclusives about how you’re just “taking a break” but looking forward to co-directing another 10 minute film (yawn); and finally another year of LEAKED photos of your boobs and the coup de grace your vajayjay (Britney style) “accidentally” splashed all over the world wide web. You’re a woman among women, Jennifer Aniston and don’t you let anyone tell you different. I salute you with a plate full of happy.
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AddictedtoBAMZs Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again about the photo of JA in the water (post # 183–sorry, I don’t know how to bring the link over): She looks EXACTLY like Sean Penn circa Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Right down to the hair. Does anyone else see this?
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Ask and you shall receive.
Separated at birth Volume III
Jennifer Aniston and Jeff Spicoli
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CantKeepAManiston Says:
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Holy Crap! That is unbelievable, the best one yet!
#273, Can’tKeepAManiston…Oh, dear! I’m not trying to be mean, but Sean actually looks prettier than she does in this particular comparison. Could you find one where he is looking a little more dazed and confused? You are good! Thanks…
WAKE up brad loved, licked, eat and nibbled on those breasts .. hehe EAT it low lives. funny how you claim you dont hater but thing she is ugly but when a negative thought is thought about AJ it is hate .. so typical of AJ fans double standard just the way she lives her double standard life.
bullies coming to someones thread you dont even like .. strange?? that is al your famous “come backs” which are sssooooo lame
angelina will always look like a 12 yr old boy. body resembles the kids she adopts
i bet most of that hate JA are about as beautiful as billybobs butt hole .. which gosh he was such a looker speaking
of ex, glad to see that the followers of AJ are perfect too..
where are the JA fans, getting a life unlike you freaks you can just stalk brangelina but stalk her ex. get a life people
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where are the JA fans?
At weight watchers. :lol:
brad got tired of maniston’s huge fake rubber thumb sized nips….he is very happy to share angie’s lusciousness with shi…and his future babies however. brad is so sweet and unselfish eh? muahaha.
i’m not a fan of JA, but your comments are all shocking. Someone made a point that she has “no man, no family, no career, ” etc. Um, no man and no family? Is that the measure of a woman’s worth or happiness in 2007? My jaw dropped when I read that. Also, her career is still afloat as she’s been doing directing and producing of short films.
Finally, NO ONE looks great with wet hair thrown back like that. It’s a scene from a movie, not a photo shoot. She’s acting, and clearly saying/doing things as this shot was taken. If someone were to take a pic of you making a face as you spoke, it’d turn out ugly too. Remember all those times in life you’ve made your friends re-take a group shot because you were blinking/frowning/making a stupid face? So don’t act like it doesn’t happen to you. You’re just lucky that it doesn’t get published in magazines
checkers no need to comment and then come back to see responses you love jen and jealous she had brad for 7 years that is
very long in hollywood years.
angelinaattnhore Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Are you talking to yourself or the voices in your head. Perez has the same picture up but the full shot. Maybe you should go there. These nude shots are from JA’s movie and has nothing to do with AJ. JA posed nude- so maybe you should take your frustration out on her. AJ produced a beauty baby for a woman with a 12 year old body. She is in the top ten of every list as one of the most desired women. Sorry to brust your bubble but you are shouting in the wilderness.
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GO AWAY! Says:
February 10th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
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Now, if any of her fans saw these pics and still says it was a “deviated septum”, they are really kidding themselves!
i bet most of that haters JA are about as beautiful as billybobs butt hole .. which gosh he was such a looker speaking of ex, glad to see that the followers of AJ are perfect too.. bet most of you are pushing the 2 bill factor can anyone say “wannabe”
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she is not big screen material!
That is way she will never make it in the big screen she does not know how to act and she is ugly. Upsss…. :D Sorry but that is the sad reality that Maniston is facing right now. Maybe just maybe she can make it as a director just maybe….. :)
she is only desired because she was knocked up by the sexiest man alive … no other reason she wasnt on any of those lists before she pull her nasty skinny hands on brad
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angelinaattnhore Says
“she is only desired because she was knocked up by the sexiest man alive”
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No, you’re wrong guys have desired Angie for a long time. Your “cousin IT” idol is the one that went along for the free ride with Brad. Notice how she has nothing but the money {a lot of it from the divorce} now that he’s gone. Gawd I bet she misses that red carpet!
#276, What exactly are you trying to say? Did you spell your name right? Puzzling post… although you may have a point about those of us who have a problem with her coming on her thread and commenting. Blog etiquette should probably be that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, but it isn’t like that, unfortunately.
Sooo…the best we can hope for is people IGNORING a thread about someone they do not like or are indifferent to, like me with Paris Hilton(don’t like) or Tom Cruise(indifferent). I have nothing to say, nothing to add, and don’t care enough about what other people have to say about them, one way or the other. Therefor I neither read or add to the posts about them.
However…it is a different story with posts like this about JA. First, it looks suspiciously like it was her team that leaked this photo. It is pretty obvious she is trying to create some interest in herself, has been for quite some time (remember the set- up “photo frenzy” at the airport?) but has done absolutely nothing to deserve interest. That makes her a target of scorn, if not contempt, for some. For others she is little more than annoying, but still fair game for all who have not forgiven her and never will for the way she attempted to hurt Brad, Angelina and the children. We will therefor take any opportunity she provides for us to remind her that she is not all that. Sorry if it upsets you as much as it seems to…
I see you’re still talking about Aniston..Almost 300 posts. I guess Huvane strategy is working!!!
Can’tKeepAManiston, #289…Go ahead, make my day! You are so good! is it wrong to get such a kick out of this silliness?? Can you please find more? Love it, cannot help myself, too funny….
AddictedtoBAMZs why is your business to care?? spelt it that way so it would not get blocked .. duh english prof. AddictedtoBAMZs lets change to addictedtoJENTOO LMAO you are just addict. Bet you have a box of king dongs to go right alone with that 2L of Diet coke .. chics like you eat a box of ho-hos but wash it down with a diet coke. kind of as silly as being addicted to JA when you claim you love AJ. Just as unloyal as AJ and BP. Not upsetting at comical what is your last point again? dont get what that has to do with brangelina?? change your name to addictedtoJENTOO
You people disgust me with your level of hatred of Jennifer Aniston. Brad and Angie would be ashamed of such fans…
my posts aren’t showing up…..can’t take the heat jared?
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February 11th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I guess you have not read some of the hate, death threats, racial slurs directed againsit AJ and her children. JA is a grown woman with a HUGE bank account. She put these pictures out there. They are splashed across the internet. She is a public figure that has used PR manipulation and lies for her benefit. I have read vile and nasty comments far orst than these directed to JA. No nasty comments are good. However, the fact is these nude photos do exist and it is just another example of her camp’s PR spin.
Good point disgusting .. however to be a fan of brangelina you need to be hatful that certainly seems to be the trend. HATE ALL who do not throw down their silly little empty lives for BRANGELINA! B&A would never even consider any of these people worthy of a conversation because they are all so shallow and hatful when B&A are not according to million friends they have online. Give me a break.
I guess you have not read some of the hate, death threats, racial slurs directed againsit AJ and her children. JA is a grown woman with a HUGE bank account. She put these pictures out there. They are splashed across the internet. She is a public figure that has used PR manipulation and lies for her benefit. I have read vile and nasty comments far worst than these directed to JA. No nasty comments are good. However, the fact is these nude photos do exist and it is just another example of her camp’s PR spin.
People really need to get off that high horse about BP and AJ fans. The fans have supported them when haters wished stillborn babies, racist comments and hate against them. JA is a grown woman and public figure. She is subjected to scorn and humor just like any other celebrity. This Poor Jen syndrom has gone on long enough. When you play the PR game in such a fashion, chances are you are going to get burn. DEAL WITH IT.
Pretty soon there won’t be much difference between you and the FemaleFirst posters. You guys are becoming just as hateful as they are. I hope you are all very proud of yourselves. Very sad indeed!
good one Clinesha….thumb print HAHAHAHA. they look good enough to eat . LUSCIOUS.
#293, angelinaattnhore…I don’t mean to be rude, but I still cannot understand what you are saying. Are you agreeing with me or dissing me? Is English your second language? If so, this is understandable. If not, you probably just need to calm down a bit. Can I just ask about your name again? What is the point of spelling something so it won’t get deleted if no one knows what you are trying to say? Are you saying “angelina ate a horse?”
BDJ are in hollywood give us the whole skinny would you since you are right there??? most of celeb camps call pap and say leak things, it only helps them that fact is very known. doesnt mean she did, her camp might of unbeknownst to her. can you imagine not being able to trust a single soul? but thanks for the enlightening us all .. zzzz
Why would she want such an ugly picture to be leaked? I don’t believe you guys.
angelina is an attn hore (ya know w/out the W)
BAMZS fans, funny how you hate, dont like blah blah etc JA but oddly know a great deal about her, her films, money. I bet you all had the Rachael cut at one point.
tanniston has good body but man oh man!! she is ugly
what the hell were you thinking Bradley??????????
no wonder Brad got Angie pregnant in no time!!!!!
Does one have to hate Jennifer Aniston in the way you all do in order to be a Brad and Angie fan? Is that a requirement?
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WHO SAY TAHT: I’M IN LOVE.SHE’S SMART,SEXY .SHE’s UNINHIBITED,SPONTANEOUS,COMPLICATED.SHE’S THE SWEETEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!
Since these photos belong to the studio, they just might put a dent in some of
these junk magazines and internet sights. They belong to them and they are
responsible for them. There just may be some magazines and sights that
will be paying big time and whoever leaked them will probably end with a
felony theft charge which is going to serve them all right. This is totally different
than a photographer taking a picture. Univeral and Jennifer just may end up
with more than the $2,000,000 the movie made even if you didn’t like it. Don’t
over look the fact that Universal is involved in the warning. They know if wasn’t
Jennifer or they wouldn’t have joined the lawsuit.
#304, angelinaattnhore…why are you calling Angelina this on a thread about JA’s leaked nude photo, the ultimate plea for attention?
K, Don’t know if you are here just randomly reading about Jennifer Aniston, and therefor not familiar with the history of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fans on this site. If you are not, I can see why you would read some comments and find them harsh.
Brad and Angelina have very loyal fans from all over the world, and we have become deeply angered by attention-grabbing stunts JA has pulled to try to one-up her former husband, ridicule him, or damage his reputation. We defend them, and most often JA is the source of the problem, so she is criticized. Jared covers everyone in Hollywood, but Brad and Angelina’s fans collect here for some reason, so we overpower just about any thread that relates to them in any possible way.
I do confess to laughing at and encouraging jokes about her appearance, and for that I feel guilty, so I apologize and won’t do it again. Sorry…
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Epo Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
http://www.supload.us/free/ja.gif/view/
ROFLMAOPIMP
One of my favorite Jolie photos
http://celebsdb.com/pic/Angelina_Jolie/a1.html
Yeah, as I said before…normally I would wholeheartedly be in the ‘Huvaniston LEAK’ camp, but these pics are soooooooo incredibly FUG (seriously, the absolute WORST), that I can’t see her, or Huvane, leaking these horrible nightmarish pics (unless Huvane secretly HATES her GUTS and wants to bury her…which is indeed possible).
Or, and I never thought of this…Angie got so beat up after the GG’s and right before her Mom passed away (courtesy of that dog HUVANE’S hit & smear machine), it could be someone that sees themselves as her knight in shining armor.
I always knew Vince really loved Angelina too, and was just pissed Brad got her - so he went after ‘The Man,’ for revenge and to use her personal baggage to sell his godawful movie.
Muahahahaha!
Where are the photos? all I see is one photo of JA’s face and shoulders. Can someone post a real link - not the links that send you to some crazy photo of monkeys and such. Thanks
brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy. He is weak and has no staying power in relationships and she deserves him. He will move on to greener pastures soon. He just has to figure out how to get out of his dysfunctional relationship with the aj. I read somewhere that aj was a sucubus(spelling?) He looks old and worn in recent pics. She has drained all the life out of him.
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lol! This GIF is hyponotizing me.
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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy. He is weak and has no staying power in relationships and she deserves him. He will move on to greener pastures soon. He just has to figure out how to get out of his dysfunctional relationship with the aj. I read somewhere that aj was a sucubus(spelling?) He looks old and worn in recent pics. She has drained all the life out of him.
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1- Her face is ugly
2- Her breasts are pretty (seen on Perez Hilton)
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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy.
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And when he met Angie is found the greenest and most fertile grass in the land.
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Please … Jen is a really nice and sweet beautiful lady … Spend your time with living, not with writing such a things
#313 she looks like a redneck man! nasty! RUSerious!
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Clean your comp screen, or put your glassses on. Hurry up, and then look again.
Jennifer Aniston has been chosen as “Man of the Year” by GQ (Gentleman’s Quarterly) Magazine.
Her selection for this honor has begun speculation that:
1. Aniston has recently had a sex change operation.
2. Jennifer is a hermaphrodite.
3. GQ is such a girly-man type of magazine that they can’t tell the difference between men and women.
4. GQ is doing this as a publicity stunt to sell more magazines.
5. GQ is doing this as a ruse because if they say she is their “man” of the year, they can show topless pictures of her and get away with it.
6. GO readers are all too stupid to recognize the errors of the editorial board of the magazine.
7. The Magazine has a percentage of the box office of Aniston’s new movie (Derailed) and is attempting to get publicity to boost box office sales.
Aniston was, of course, thrilled by the honor. She was so thrilled, in fact, that she took off her top and posed for the cover shot (see idea #5).
Former husband Brad Pitt was also somewhat intrigued by the announcement. “Jennifer is someone’s man of the year? Is this like Time Magazine picking a computer as their man of the year or something? Is this supposed to be some kind of insult towards me because I wouldn’t pose for the magazine? Are they trying to say that she wore the pants in our relationship? This is just too stupid for words.”
Lisa Kudrow, former co-star on the television series “Friends,” was confused by the announcement. “Wait a minute? If she’s really a guy, does that mean we had four men and three women on the show? Does that mean that when the guys slept with her, they were homos? Is one of the guys really a girl? How is this going to affect my residuals? This is just too weird!”
AOL Time Warner Communications, publishers of Time Magazine and Sports Illustrated, have long awarded their own Man of the Year and Sportsman of the Year. Jack Polevault of their Board of Directors was upset by this choice. “This throws a real monkey wrench in things. Now people are going to expect us to do something stupid like name President Bush as Slimeball of the Year of Barry Bond’s steroids as Athlete of the Year. This is not a good way to start a trend!”
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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy. He is weak and has no staying power in relationships and she deserves him.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No “staying power??” Uh…excuse me dear. But look up….waaaaaay UP, at the top of this thread. Brad was with THAT *THING* for 7 years. The man is a SAINT, and probably the MOST non-superficial and least shallow person EVER - that is how he did it. So ask yourself hater, if he was able to wake up next to Jeff Spicoli aka Maniston, the tv sit-com HACK for 7 years, just how long do you think he’s going to be with, as Jon Stewart calls her, ‘THE ANGELINA JOLIE,’ the epitamy of beauty, character, talent (Oscar winner) integrity and compassion - the MOTHER OF HIS BABIES??!! Come now. Stop deluding yourself. The man worships the ground Angelina walks on. At least let’s have an HONEST discussion here. The first step is you admitting Brad is as wonderful as Maniston, Cox, and every other person that has ever met him, SAYS HE IS. LOL!
He will move on to greener pastures soon. He just has to figure out how to get out of his dysfunctional relationship with the aj. I read somewhere that aj was a sucubus(spelling?) He looks old and worn in recent pics. She has drained all the life out of him.
Er, see my above post. LMAO Besides, what in hell is GREENER than Angelina Jolie (12+ years younger than Brad)??!! If you can find a woman young and beautiful and so FERTILE she can get knocked up inside of a NY minute like like pretty young Angelina did…it would be a miracle! As is, you needn’t make the effort. By the way - just so you know FOOL - your THEORY is wack…Brad didn’t even go ‘GREENER’ when he hooked up with Maniston as she’s YEARS older than ALL his exes from Juliette Lewis, to Gwyn Paltrow to Thandie Newton…Maniston is OLDER than all of them baby - and yet he was with her longer than them. So your ‘greener pastures,’ theory doesn’t even hold water. Bahahahaha! Face FACTS. Brad is a GEM. Your idol Maniston f**ked up until Brad had to take a powder to save his sanity and his life, and just when he was on his way to freedom, he got hit by the thunderbolt and met the love of his life. Do. NOT. PLAYA HATE. Your just jealous beyotchie. Muahahahaha!
took a second look and seriously, i’m trying to see beauty here. You have bad taste
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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
took a second look and seriously, i’m trying to see beauty here. You have bad taste
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my jen is gorgoues how dare you!
[washedup] If you dont like Angelina thats not my problem.
But ummmm… you can suck my d*ck, Fagg*t. Like I care what you or anyone else thinks. Its my F*cking opinion. smh @ Lames
OMG you guys have really a bad taste this woman sucks
#341 i agree with you..I was talking to fug face LOL
This so-called directing and producing of hers…..what a joke. Well, if it keeps her busy and keeps her face off the screen, good.
Well, Fug, you sure know how to ruin a thread. Nice going. See ya…
justsoyouknow…i agree with you , i was talking to fug face
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patsy stone Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
This so-called directing and producing of hers…..what a joke. Well, if it keeps her busy and keeps her face off the screen, good.
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Yeah, she said in that recent press deal she did for her 10 minute movie that she (((CO-DIRECTED w/ A FRIEND))), that she liked being behind the camera better.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
LIES.
That b*tch is as narcissistic and self-absorbed as they come, she’d probably break out in a cold sweat if she went longer than two weeks without seeing her name in the rags.
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justsoyouknow Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
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You’re not an Aniston fan, not by a long shot. You snark on her more than anyone in your posts pretending to be a fan. LOL!
And FFM=ritzygal. Take your brand of blogging somewhere else. You give EVERY blogger a bad name.
I think they’re both attractive, but Angie has a more beautiful face.
i do so love jen ! men would drop everything to be with her. \she is the sexiest woman in the world and the biggest star. she doesnt need to have a man. she has her dogs and her friends, that’s all you need!!!!!!!!
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justsoyouknow Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
i do so love jen ! men would drop everything to be with her. \she is the sexiest woman in the world and the biggest star. she doesnt need to have a man. she has her dogs and her friends, that’s all you need!!!!!!!!
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ROTFLMAO! So, not a fan.
The first sentence shows your snark. She never makes the top 20 of sexiest women by anyone. Not magazines, not polls, nor television programs. Hell, she’s not even making the top 50. The biggest star. Nope, she’s barely in the top 10 of actresses. There was an article in the L.A. Times about romantic comedies and her name didn’t even make it as one of the actresses that studios look to for romantic comedies these days.
The dogs comment. LMAO!
You’re very good though.
I’m [Observing] [2] many [Addicts] on my nutz. You JA fans are a strange bunch.
What if Angie and Jen ended up becoming friends some day?
Would you loonies kill yourselves?
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Jen and Angie Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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LMAO….you know what’s amazing…
….the pic of Maniston is a professional photo shoot, with a professional fashion photographer — it took hours of styling, hours of makeup (about 10 pounds of base, powder and god knows what else), hours of hair (extensions, curling irons, flat irons), painstaking lighting, several hundred actual shots, and then hours & HOURS pouring over proofs to select the best one in what you KNOW was a fugly bunch of pics…..
…the one of Angelina?
It’s a simple candid shot from a ratzi, with her sitting in the back of a limo. The ratzi is shooting through the window, IN THE RAIN, to get at her. It’s one of the most beautiful shots of a beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, literally.
Therein, lies the reality…..
Maniston can spend thousands trying to achieve beauty, and she NEVER will cut the mustard…
….while Angie would look stunning on a cellphone 1 megapixel camera.
Don’t hate. I’m just speaking truth to power, and you know this.
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What if… Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
What if Angie and Jen ended up becoming friends some day?
Would you loonies kill yourselves?
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never!!!!!!! angie is too jealous of my jen. she wants everything jen has next kids she has she will name them norman and dolly that’s how jeolous she is of my jen. angie has man kids and career but she wishes she had dogs and friends and beautiful tan face like jen!@
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justsoyouknow Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
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What if… Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
What if Angie and Jen ended up becoming friends some day?
Would you loonies kill yourselves?
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never!!!!!!! angie is too jealous of my jen. she wants everything jen has next kids she has she will name them norman and dolly that’s how jeolous she is of my jen. angie has man kids and career but she wishes she had dogs and friends and beautiful tan face like jen!@
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LMAO….these things you speak of your jen is so superficial and stupid! if anything, angie has everything that jen always wanted (a good man, kids and a happy family! :) hahaha
cliniqua???? What are you? A shrink? LOL i couldn’t get passed the first paragraph.blah blahblah yada yada yada! you analyze the piss out of things. The dude is weak! You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or have an inside scoop to see this. He is such a tool
this man is very happy because he stole something from jennifer Aniston
i don’t know but i think it was hidden in the GQ picture
don’t be afraid , it doesn’t hurt :
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justsoyouknow???????????????????????Are you ok? just checking
Is Ciliniqua a dude?
do you know why this man is happy?
he found the hidden egg in GQ magazine from Jennifer Aniston
don’t be afraid it doesn’t hurt
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about Cliniqua Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Is Ciliniqua a dude?
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No, but Maniston is.
Muahahahahahaha!
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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
cliniqua???? What are you? A shrink? LOL i couldn’t get passed the first paragraph.blah blahblah yada yada yada! you analyze the piss out of things. The dude is weak! You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or have an inside scoop to see this. He is such a tool
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Maybe if you could have relayed your ‘tool’ theory early on to Maniston, we could have been spared two long years of mediawh*ring, pity-party throwing, whining, b*tching and moaning from her FUG TV sit-com hack of an ass.
As for my analyzing…you’re reading my posts aintcha’ b*tch??
((((BUSTED!!!)))
Muahahahaha!
here is the link to the hidden egg
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At least she is better than that Jolie Hag ..man stealer,sleeping around with other’s husband and shagging that old Bob Thortan psycho.Give me Aniston over Jolie any day
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Sam Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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The field is wide open for you to take your shot at Aniston. No one else wants her. Go for it.
only the first efffing boring me to tears paragraph Bi*ch. Busted??? I have’nt a clue what your blabbering about. Can’t stand a person that analyzes someone elses fricken post. Geezz these are opinions.
the problem is : she has to lift also her shaggy balls in her pants , she’s Man of last year , allready old;
Maniston is so ugly, the’s uugly!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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February 11th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
At least she is better than that Jolie Hag ..man stealer,sleeping around with other’s husband and shagging that old Bob Thortan psycho.Give me Aniston over Jolie any day
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yea! all men want jen over angie. in fact all men want jen over anyone. beyonce, scarlett johansen. all those other ugly girls cant hold a candle to jen. they all want to be her and look like her. nobody can compare to jen. men will choose her anytome. sexy and talented too. did you know meryl streep said jen was the greatest actress of her generation? they are doing am ovie togeher and she said it. all actresses in hollywood wishes they d the talent and looks jen has. they are scared to bring their boyfriends around jen cause shes so beautiful. men lover and dogs love her too!!!!!!!!!!
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February 11th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
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Sam Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
At least she is better than that Jolie Hag ..man stealer,sleeping around with other’s husband and shagging that old Bob Thortan psycho.Give me Aniston over Jolie any day
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yea! all men want jen over angie. in fact all men want jen over anyone. beyonce, scarlett johansen. all those other ugly girls cant hold a candle to jen. they all want to be her and look like her. nobody can compare to jen. men will choose her anytome. sexy and talented too. did you know meryl streep said jen was the greatest actress of her generation? they are doing am ovie togeher and she said it. all actresses in hollywood wishes they d the talent and looks jen has. they are scared to bring their boyfriends around jen cause shes so beautiful. men lover and dogs love her too!!!!!!!!!!
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creole Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
the problem is : she has to lift also her shaggy balls in her pants , she’s Man of last year , allready old;
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“Man of the Year”, was a perfect title for her manly looking as.
Unable to make former Friends co-star Courtney Cox’s birthday party, due to Jennifer’s promoting of The Break Up, she sent Courtney a rather unusual gift instead - a transsexual look-alike of her character Rachel Green.
According to WENN since Aniston missed Cox’s 42nd birthday celebrations Thursday to promote her new film, “The Break-Up,” in the UK she was desperate to show the actress she hadn’t forgotten the special date.
So - as described above Aniston thought up a gift to surprise Cox Arquette on her big day.
Aniston reportedly said, “I made it up to her by sending a tranny impersonator of Rachel. He can cheer anyone up.”
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It sounds like Jennifer has seen her impersonator before. Maybe at one of her birthday parties?
they are scared to bring their boyfriends around jen cause shes so beautiful. men lover and dogs love her too!!!!!!!!!!
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No, that’s DOG. Singular. Sadly, I am the only one. And I don’t love her, I (gulp) service her. There is no one else to do the dirty deed, and a dog’s gotta eat, ya know?
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Jennifer Maniston and Vince Vaughn Break Up
Los Angeles - Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn call it quits.
People Magazine reported Wednesday that Aniston and Vaughn, who hooked up while filming the 2005 movie The Break-Up, had broken off their relationship. After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship, but continue to be good friends today,’ spokesmen Stephen Huvane and John Pisani told the magazine.
Star Muscle has inside sources and they say Jennifer Aniston is actually a post-op transsexual. She has been tucking it in for some time now, and one night Vince got poked in the eye when he was doing his world famous Saturday Night Whipcream Special. Vince, being the cool cat that he is, decided to end the relationship. In a tyrate, Vince cornered Jennifer MANISTON, and asked her how she fooled Brad Pitt, her ex. She said, that’s what Brad is into from the get-go.
You all might wonder why I am being so brutally mean to Jennifer. Well folks, here’s the story: When Brad and her broke up, she aired her dirty laundry on Oprah and every other stupid tabloid show, crying like she was a victim. Brad wanted a family, Jennifer wanted a career. When he left to do the family deal, she all of a sudden said she wanted kids. She is a press-***** and constantly needs the adoration of the world. She’s spoiled, and to be perfectly honest, similar to a horse….and a shemale too.
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it was true
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ROTFLMAO! Again, justsoyouknow isn’t an Aniston fan.
If you put a posters name above her posts that you know isn’t an Aniston fan, then you’ll see it. She bags on her as bad as anyone does.
BAMZS fans, you will love to read this story as much as i do about jen trying to compare herself to angie and brad!:)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/02/11/svmarriage11.xml&page=1
Hello….Just want to say hi.
I miss you people. I´m better now…but I´m a little scared, after the robbery….(I don´t know if anyone of you remember, but my house was robbed on tuesday. They stole everything, including the computer, televisions, etc)
I´m in a cyber now, and I can´t stay much…
Hi Andromeda, I will say Hello from everyone to you if you cannot stay on long. Can you just give a little bit of information? Did the police find out who did this? Have you retrieved anything? It is such a terrible thing to have the one place you should feel safe be violated.
hi Andromeda
hope you are well , i understand what you feel because it happened to me 2 years ago;
it’s scary
don’t be alone if you need help;your neighbourghs, family etc;
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Can anyone find and link the beautiful photograph of Angie dripping wet with her hair pulled back? It shows up a lot in videos, and was originally in a magazine a few years ago. A very nice poster, K, felt sympathy for JA, saying “no one looks good” this way. Well, maybe most people don’t, but we know someone who does!
AddictedtoBAMZs, Creole: Hi, thank you. The police doesn´t know who did it, the only thing I know is that they are investigating. I´m going to put an alarm system in a few days.
I have to go now…Please say hi to the BAMZS ´s fans and JJ in my name…Kisses, bye, bye
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AddictedtoBAMZs Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Can anyone find and link the beautiful photograph of Angie dripping wet with her hair pulled back?
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Here you go.
http://www.supload.us/free/angelina-jolie-019.jpg/view/
http://www.supload.us/free/2v0yhc7.jpg/view/
This is how a woman should look with her hair wet and away from her face.
Andromeda, Good Luck! You know we will be here waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.
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Vivian Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
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Oh yeah ! The so called “American Sweetheart” .
Oh, my god you guys are not only funny but incredibly astute!
The Jen fanatics fall for every PR manipulation she tosses out. They eat it up like manna from heaven. Everything makes them rabid and they LOVE to feel sorry for her. For what other reason do they live? Not you all; you see thru the b.s. and call her on everything.
I LOVE it!
As for the rest here’s your regularly scheduled Maniston bone. Suck on it.