Jennfier Aniston Topless in ‘The Break-Up’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzQmS_xBCs0

Vid for Angie ^^^^^^^^

Experience the true sexiness #1 on E’s list biatches!!! Sexiest woman in the world!!

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chris Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

Well, JA doesn’t **** everyone she comes in contact with. DUHHHH! ASKMEN’S AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA my point exactly. MEN like to **** TRAMPY WOMEN, but they MARRY the good girls. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. He will never marry her.

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What a dumbass! Everyone knows if it were up to Brad they would be married by now. Jeez I’m not even a hardcore fan and I know that.

Loving Sandra Bullock

Because she has never wilted away, starving herself to make you notice.

Because she never overreaches.

Because she has never pimped a relationship for fame.

Because she IS America’s Sweetheart without a steady diet of cocaine and cigarettes.

Because she isn’t the most stylish (God no) but doesn’t pretend to be either.

Because her hair is really is underrated.

And because she seems like a good friend – attending an event this weekend to honour Forest Whitaker with whom she’s remained close after Hope Floats.

Sandra Bullock: What’s not to love?

The Pragmatic Courteney Cox

In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox has something to sell. It’s a tv show called Dirt, satirising the underbelly of tabloid journalism – she is the star and executive producer.

I saw the pilot, definitely has potential, and super raunch in parts – a nice change from the sugar she’s best known for, certainly has a shot at success…especially since she is workin’ it all angles.

Didn’t know she was such an accomplished player, but then again, given that she’s been able to so deftly hide her ***** for so many years, it probably shouldn’t come as such a surprise.

You see, Courteney is what my people like to call a Two Headed Snake – milking her friendship with Jennifer Aniston to guest star for ratings on one side, making nice with Brad Pitt, one of the most powerful players in the business on the other.

Impressive, don’t you think?

At the Globes the other night, Brad was smoking on a balcony, Courteney and David approached him and they exchanged a hug, as Brad said to her graciously:

“Hello, sweetheart. It is SO great to see you.”

They apparently chatted for a few minutes about their children as Angelina stood a few steps away…

And the motivation?

How about a future collaboration? After all, Pitt and Plan B have had the Midas Touch and please don’t tell me Courteney Cox doesn’t know it.

Courteney Cox, clever and opportunistic, much to the chagrin of rabid Jennifer Aniston fans and members of the MiniVan Majority who are now branding CC a traitor for becoming friends with the man who “supposedly” cheated on her best friend.

And that really is what it comes down to isn’t it? Two options:

If she’s such a good friend, if she really is the strong shoulder for Jen, why initiate contact with the scoundrel? But. Given that she DID initiate contact with the scoundrel…does that mean she’s a sell out or does that mean Brad didn’t cheat?

YOU decide.

Best Friend of Jennifer Aniston: Sheryl Crow

In eggplant Elie Saab and making Lance Armstrong look like a complete tool – don’t you love the way Sheryl bounces back? From heartbreak, from cancer, from the worst year of her life to the best she’s ever been…I was never a big fan of Sheryl Crow until Sheryl Crow shook off the Victim and wouldn’t it be lovely if Sheryl Crow passed on the same to Jennifer Aniston?

and he’s pondering over his life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! He is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak.@_@ She is unstable and always will be! He is figuring this out right about now.

Angelina Jolie is a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN. Representatives of the UN are expected to go through medical procedures like immunisation and drug testing before and after missions on a regular basis. As you know, a Goodwill Ambassador is responsible for drawing attention to important issues advocated by the UN, Angelina’s star has certainly helped the organisation in the few years she’s been involved. And of course the UN is happy with the relationship, so long as her celebrity and her actions do not jeopardise the message and the work.

Which is why she, like all employees and representatives of the UN, is tested and tested often. Which is why I hear she has never been observed to be engaging in behaviour that would compromise the organisation. Which is why she hasn’t yet been fired. Which is why there hasn’t been a carefully worded statement announcing her intention to step back from her duties because she needs more time to care for her children.

If that were to happen, perhaps the suspicions might be founded.

Right now however I’m told she passes each drug test with flying colours. But then again, you are welcome to draw your own conclusions about cleverly avoiding detection. Conspiracy, coincidence, conspiracy, coincidence.

As for her body and her behaviour at the Golden Globes: does she exhibit signs of a junkie? Is she bored with Brad? Was she fidgety? Did she hate being there? Is she a smug ass ***** who can’t be bothered to speak to people?

I spoke with the always delightful Nelson Branco who had the privilege of being inside the ballroom that night, seated behind Kyra Sedgwick. Nelson is a writer for TV Guide and In Touch, a ‘Mo of course, and therefore as catty as they come and deliciously so, with the trademark gay man’s eye for detail and observation and a nose for the dirtiest smut ever, especially the kind barely noticeable to some, but absolutely 100% obvious to a Queen.

According to Nelson, the Pitts were lovely, Angelina did not leave the table once, she is extremely calm, she was engaged and chatty with her tablemates, she and Brad sipped water all night, they sat close together, and she is thin but not disgustingly so.

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chris Says:

February 11th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
and he’s pondering over his life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! He is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak.@_@ She is unstable and always will be! He is figuring this out right about now.
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Is he REALLY you delusional a s s wipe?

http://babyrazzi.com/baby/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dec12hello2opt.jpg

Muahahaha.

Angelina: the highly anticipated Vogue photos

Just 2 pages of what is one of the most eagerly awaited issues of Vogue – the Annie Leibovitz shoot in an airfield, you’ll recall I reported several weeks ago that the photos are supposedly so stunning Brad wanted private ones for himself.

If these 2 are any indication, I’d say the hype is well warranted.

The issues comes out midmonth, how much you want to bet there’ll be new Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn pics conveniently released at the same time…with the suggestion of a baby bump or a new ring? (A week later they announce their breakup)

Problem is - she’ll never look like this, will she?
Reported On 01/12/2006

Karma is a *****! JA is keeping her NOSE CLEAN!Hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahah

Jen’s pondering over her life right about now thinking . WTF did i do to deserve this **** .(RASH DISICION)LMFAO! she is having a severe middle-life crisis as we speak (nose job, boob job).@_@ She is unstable and always will be! She’s is figuring this out right about now as she wonders why no one wants her.

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Observer2 Says:
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Great post ITA