Jennfier Aniston Topless in ‘The Break-Up’

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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy. He is weak and has no staying power in relationships and she deserves him. He will move on to greener pastures soon. He just has to figure out how to get out of his dysfunctional relationship with the aj. I read somewhere that aj was a sucubus(spelling?) He looks old and worn in recent pics. She has drained all the life out of him.

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washedup Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy.
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And when he met Angie is found the greenest and most fertile grass in the land.

Please … Jen is a really nice and sweet beautiful lady … Spend your time with living, not with writing such a things

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Jennifer Aniston has been chosen as “Man of the Year” by GQ (Gentleman’s Quarterly) Magazine.

Her selection for this honor has begun speculation that:
1. Aniston has recently had a sex change operation.

2. Jennifer is a hermaphrodite.

3. GQ is such a girly-man type of magazine that they can’t tell the difference between men and women.

4. GQ is doing this as a publicity stunt to sell more magazines.

5. GQ is doing this as a ruse because if they say she is their “man” of the year, they can show topless pictures of her and get away with it.

6. GO readers are all too stupid to recognize the errors of the editorial board of the magazine.

7. The Magazine has a percentage of the box office of Aniston’s new movie (Derailed) and is attempting to get publicity to boost box office sales.

Aniston was, of course, thrilled by the honor. She was so thrilled, in fact, that she took off her top and posed for the cover shot (see idea #5).

Former husband Brad Pitt was also somewhat intrigued by the announcement. “Jennifer is someone’s man of the year? Is this like Time Magazine picking a computer as their man of the year or something? Is this supposed to be some kind of insult towards me because I wouldn’t pose for the magazine? Are they trying to say that she wore the pants in our relationship? This is just too stupid for words.”

Lisa Kudrow, former co-star on the television series “Friends,” was confused by the announcement. “Wait a minute? If she’s really a guy, does that mean we had four men and three women on the show? Does that mean that when the guys slept with her, they were homos? Is one of the guys really a girl? How is this going to affect my residuals? This is just too weird!”

AOL Time Warner Communications, publishers of Time Magazine and Sports Illustrated, have long awarded their own Man of the Year and Sportsman of the Year. Jack Polevault of their Board of Directors was upset by this choice. “This throws a real monkey wrench in things. Now people are going to expect us to do something stupid like name President Bush as Slimeball of the Year of Barry Bond’s steroids as Athlete of the Year. This is not a good way to start a trend!”

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washedup Says:

February 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
brad is a grass is always greener on the other side kind of guy. He is weak and has no staying power in relationships and she deserves him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No “staying power??” Uh…excuse me dear. But look up….waaaaaay UP, at the top of this thread. Brad was with THAT *THING* for 7 years. The man is a SAINT, and probably the MOST non-superficial and least shallow person EVER - that is how he did it. So ask yourself hater, if he was able to wake up next to Jeff Spicoli aka Maniston, the tv sit-com HACK for 7 years, just how long do you think he’s going to be with, as Jon Stewart calls her, ‘THE ANGELINA JOLIE,’ the epitamy of beauty, character, talent (Oscar winner) integrity and compassion - the MOTHER OF HIS BABIES??!! Come now. Stop deluding yourself. The man worships the ground Angelina walks on. At least let’s have an HONEST discussion here. The first step is you admitting Brad is as wonderful as Maniston, Cox, and every other person that has ever met him, SAYS HE IS. LOL!

He will move on to greener pastures soon. He just has to figure out how to get out of his dysfunctional relationship with the aj. I read somewhere that aj was a sucubus(spelling?) He looks old and worn in recent pics. She has drained all the life out of him.

Er, see my above post. LMAO Besides, what in hell is GREENER than Angelina Jolie (12+ years younger than Brad)??!! If you can find a woman young and beautiful and so FERTILE she can get knocked up inside of a NY minute like like pretty young Angelina did…it would be a miracle! As is, you needn’t make the effort. By the way - just so you know FOOL - your THEORY is wack…Brad didn’t even go ‘GREENER’ when he hooked up with Maniston as she’s YEARS older than ALL his exes from Juliette Lewis, to Gwyn Paltrow to Thandie Newton…Maniston is OLDER than all of them baby - and yet he was with her longer than them. So your ‘greener pastures,’ theory doesn’t even hold water. Bahahahaha! Face FACTS. Brad is a GEM. Your idol Maniston f**ked up until Brad had to take a powder to save his sanity and his life, and just when he was on his way to freedom, he got hit by the thunderbolt and met the love of his life. Do. NOT. PLAYA HATE. Your just jealous beyotchie. Muahahahaha!

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[washedup] If you dont like Angelina thats not my problem.

But ummmm… you can suck my d*ck, Fagg*t. Like I care what you or anyone else thinks. Its my F*cking opinion. smh @ Lames

#341 i agree with you..I was talking to fug face LOL

Well, Fug, you sure know how to ruin a thread. Nice going. See ya…

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