Jennfier Aniston Topless in ‘The Break-Up’

Unable to make former Friends co-star Courtney Cox’s birthday party, due to Jennifer’s promoting of The Break Up, she sent Courtney a rather unusual gift instead - a transsexual look-alike of her character Rachel Green.

According to WENN since Aniston missed Cox’s 42nd birthday celebrations Thursday to promote her new film, “The Break-Up,” in the UK she was desperate to show the actress she hadn’t forgotten the special date.

So - as described above Aniston thought up a gift to surprise Cox Arquette on her big day.

Aniston reportedly said, “I made it up to her by sending a tranny impersonator of Rachel. He can cheer anyone up.”

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It sounds like Jennifer has seen her impersonator before. Maybe at one of her birthday parties?

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Jennifer Maniston and Vince Vaughn Break Up
Los Angeles - Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn call it quits.

People Magazine reported Wednesday that Aniston and Vaughn, who hooked up while filming the 2005 movie The Break-Up, had broken off their relationship. After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship, but continue to be good friends today,’ spokesmen Stephen Huvane and John Pisani told the magazine.

Star Muscle has inside sources and they say Jennifer Aniston is actually a post-op transsexual. She has been tucking it in for some time now, and one night Vince got poked in the eye when he was doing his world famous Saturday Night Whipcream Special. Vince, being the cool cat that he is, decided to end the relationship. In a tyrate, Vince cornered Jennifer MANISTON, and asked her how she fooled Brad Pitt, her ex. She said, that’s what Brad is into from the get-go.

You all might wonder why I am being so brutally mean to Jennifer. Well folks, here’s the story: When Brad and her broke up, she aired her dirty laundry on Oprah and every other stupid tabloid show, crying like she was a victim. Brad wanted a family, Jennifer wanted a career. When he left to do the family deal, she all of a sudden said she wanted kids. She is a press-***** and constantly needs the adoration of the world. She’s spoiled, and to be perfectly honest, similar to a horse….and a shemale too.

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it was true

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BAMZS fans, you will love to read this story as much as i do about jen trying to compare herself to angie and brad!:)

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Hi Andromeda, I will say Hello from everyone to you if you cannot stay on long. Can you just give a little bit of information? Did the police find out who did this? Have you retrieved anything? It is such a terrible thing to have the one place you should feel safe be violated.

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AddictedtoBAMZs, Creole: Hi, thank you. The police doesn´t know who did it, the only thing I know is that they are investigating. I´m going to put an alarm system in a few days.
I have to go now…Please say hi to the BAMZS ´s fans and JJ in my name…Kisses, bye, bye

Andromeda, Good Luck! You know we will be here waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Oh, my god you guys are not only funny but incredibly astute!

The Jen fanatics fall for every PR manipulation she tosses out. They eat it up like manna from heaven. Everything makes them rabid and they LOVE to feel sorry for her. For what other reason do they live? Not you all; you see thru the b.s. and call her on everything.

I LOVE it!

As for the rest here’s your regularly scheduled Maniston bone. Suck on it.

Well done JoliePitt! Thanks so much for the good read. Nice to see people are finally taking her to task for her manipulative crap! It’s been a long time coming.

I don’t know whether Jennifer had leaked the nude photos or not. On the one hand, as Cliniqua puts it, the photo does not show her in an unflattering light so it seems unlikely that they were deliberately leaked. On the other hand, how does she stay relevant. She hasn’t worked for 18 months and counting. There isn’t even as much as a whisper of a good movie role. And despite the cease and desist letters, JJ has had these photos up for a good 48 hours now and they are still up. If they were stolen, they would be taken down by now. I understand Perez still has the photo up as well (haven’t been to his site). So Jennifer’s lawyers seem uncharacteristically slow in requiring the photos to be pulled. Of course, by Monday morning we might see the photos being taken down. But please, don’t think it is because the lawyers don’t work over the week end. If the matter was urgent for Jennifer and Huvane, there would be lawyers working over the week end to get a court order if necessary. Judges are available to give emergency interlocutory injunctions. So, I would argue that Jennifer’s lawyers aren’t treating this as a matter of great urgency. All the better to create a drama of court cases and law suits later in the week perhaps???

I think one of the reasons why Jennifer can’t find work is because she is caught between the rock and a hard place.

The rocky place is: Even if she were to provide the bulk of the financing of a production, she would need a big male star to help draw the crowds but big stars want big money. I don’t believe Jennifer would want to try and be the ONLY big star and carry the movie she is producing and funding. But if she is financing the movie, she would have to take the financial risk of having to pay the big star with the risk of a loss. To be fair to her, even big stars don’t guarantee a films success. It merely improves the chances of success. If the film fails, it would make a dent on her fortune. But if she were the only big star in the movie and it fails to really launch, then who can she blame???

the hard place: If Jennifer were to get other financiers to finance the movie, they would want to have a say over the script, and who gets the prime role - and these external financiers may NOT want Jennifer - aka, victim. Yes, Jennifer is popular with a certain segment of women (and may be men), but it isn’t teenagers and many in their early 20s, who are young and idealistic, not inclined to play victim and see Oprah and Angelina as role models of success. why take a risk with Jennifer when there’s always kate Hudson, or Reese Witherspoon or some other American sweetheart with either a proven track record or no baggage of victimhood attached to her??

Jennifer did herself a great disservice by doing the VF interview, compounded the error by doing subsequent interviews where she continued to milk the Break UP, even promoting her Yoga DVD in October by talking about how tears would be pouring down her face whilst holding her poses, and she didn’t have those tears for Tate Donovan or Vince.

In a recent poll, teenagers thought Oprah and Angelina were amongst the 5 celebrities who were good role models. This doesn’t surprise me. Both Oprah and Angelina had to overcome some difficult times as teenagers and young person. Angelina had cut herself, had experimented with drugs, bisexuality, made bad relationship choice (BBT and JS??), was wild, wore a vial of blood, etc. etc.. Angelina’s Haters love to bring these things up, over and over again, not realising that the allegations actually do Angelina a good service. Angelina offers hope to the troubled teen or 20 something year old. Many Teenagers and people in their early 20s may still be going through a period of considerable anxiety, angst, still experimenting with their sexuality, still rebelling and wondering if doing drugs might not be really harmful. Angelina was nihilistic, even self destructive. But she also survived all that and now is Brad Pitt’s wife, a mother, a sister, a sought after actress, a charity worker and activist with her very own pilots license from the US and the UK. Angelina is out there, doing things, knowing what she wants and getting what she wants. She is living a life many teenagers and young people want to live. Who, after all, wants to end up life as a victim?

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lylian Says:

February 11th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
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#Wow, you post was great.

#388, Observer 2, Thank you! These are just what I was looking for! Yup, she’s gorgeous with her hair wet and pulled back! Good-night!