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Jennfier Aniston Topless in ‘The Break-Up’
Poor Jennifer Aniston.
Photos of Jennifer Aniston topless in The Break-Up have officially leaked and are making the rounds on the Internets. In the film, Jen has a nude scene with co-star (and ex-boyfriend) Vince Vaughn where she walks through their apartment in a state of undress to tease him.
The photos are real and were published by French weekly magazine Choc.
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I just wanted to say Congratulations to Jennifer Aniston for her two Grammy wins. First for Song Of The Year “Please Pity Me” and Second Best female Vocals for “Ugly Back”. Congrats Jen you deserve it!!!
pfffffffffffffffffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!! at you observer 2!! leave me and my new friends alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!
#445 angelinaattnhore,That was the most ASININE thing I have read today!Please tell me whats it like living in never-neverland?You have the nerve to call other people mental cases,look at that crap you having been writing!
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angelinaattnhore Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
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The only thing wrong with this pic is that Aniston seems to have a problem with getting her pics taken without her top on. IF she didn’t want these new nudes to make it into the public realm, then, she shouldn’t have done a nude scene. She chose to do one.
Brad didn’t sue with Aniston when she sued, he had nothing to do with the suit. Typical Aniston fan. Twisting facts to fit your story.
Another typical Aniston fan. Hates kids like her idol and is pissed off that Angelina gave Brad the kids he’s wanted all along.
Angelina at 31, is more woman than Aniston is at 38. You know it and Brad definitely knows it and loves her for it.
I’ve noticed the track marks Brad left on Aniston’s face and the fact that he’s never looked back. Not once.
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angelah Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
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sorfy fact checker observer2 check this fact then, is brad gay then?? angelina doesnt do the things she does to be private, it is all for shock factor and response. she has mental issue and sick behavior most of her life jsut becuase she has children that disappears … WOW observer2 that was the stupidest observation i have ever heard of. Lots of sick women go on to have kids every day, they remain sick and instill their sickness into their kids. sorry the girl is a crack and has has no clue who she is. Brad left for the hot sex, you the hell are you kidding? you must be a insecure and very sad women to believe it was for love
OMG - How come I am so late to discover this thread. No wonder the other thread is slower than usual. This site is like having a festivity. Enjoy guys!!!, rare chance!!!
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#456 angelinaattnhore,Just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore stupid another “GEM” of a post from you.Jen should be so proud!LMAO!
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angelinaattnhore Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
sorfy fact checker observer2 check this fact then, is brad gay then?? angelina doesnt do the things she does to be private, it is all for shock factor and response. she has mental issue and sick behavior most of her life jsut becuase she has children that disappears … WOW observer2 that was the stupidest observation i have ever heard of. Lots of sick women go on to have kids every day, they remain sick and instill their sickness into their kids. sorry the girl is a crack and has has no clue who she is. Brad left for the hot sex, you the hell are you kidding? you must be a insecure and very sad women to believe it was for love
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!11 no man want angelina . she cant even win best sexy polls!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not for love just for sex brad want her lol jen got so tired of him!!!!!! Vince vaugn has much sexier body than bp. did you see the breakup? in the bowling alley when he took of his shirt i screamed go jen!!!!!!!!!!!! that’s what women want not hard body like brad!!!!
observer2 i think you should change your name to obession. why havent you moved on? you have seen her great tatas .. which funny how all you JA haters came to see what Brad was loving on. LMAO that is classic bamzs behavior. i think you would totally break out in a fight with JA and then starting kissing her madly. the tension and passion you have for her is wild! Go a head, rate this tatas for us. a+
THE TRUTH ABOUT JEN AND WHY SHE IS DISLIKED
Everyone, even Jennifer knows she does not have what it takes to be a movie star. Her ticket to A-List was BRAD PITT.
Name: Jennifer Aniston
Audit Date: April 19, 2001
Age: 32
Occupation: Comedienne, Celebrity Newlywed
Experience: 12 films and one long-running sitcom since 1993
Assessment
When we first saw Jennifer Aniston adorning the cover of the May issue of Vanity Fair , we were, admittedly, taken aback. Jennifer Aniston? On Vanity Fair ? Who’s next? Debra Messing? Calista Flockhart? Dylan McDermott, for crying out loud?
Despite recent theorizing about the closing of the celebrity chasm between television and film, there’s still a certain grandeur that comes with movie stardom that…well, doesn’t come with TV stardom. Call us old-fashioned, but movie stars belong on the cover of Vanity Fair , and TV stars belong on the cover of TV Guide . Think of it this way: wouldn’t it just look weird if, say, Lisa Kudrow were on the cover of Vanity Fair ? Or Courteney Cox? Or Matthew Perry or David Schwimmer or Matt LeBlanc? When TV stars become movie stars, then, by all means, move to the front of the line. George Clooney circa ER ? No. George Clooney now? Of course.
But back to Ms. Aniston. Yes, we know she’s a special case. Yes, we know she’s married to Brad Pitt. Yes, we know about the hair. And, frankly, yes, we know that Vanity Fair is notoriously unpicky about its cover subjects. (Once you’ve fronted Gretchen Mol, the bar has not only been lowered, it’s pretty much been taken down and stored in the sports shed.)
Still, the whole affair made us a bit uneasy. Something was amiss in Fameopolis. Then we heard that, in the article itself, Aniston comes across as relatively thoughtful and self-effacing and genuinely conflicted about her career. Then we read the article and…yes, it’s true: she does come across as relatively thoughtful and self-effacing and conflicted. And then we thought: isn’t that all the more reason to ratchet back the fame, for everyone’s sake? After all, if even she’s not so sure she wants it…well, to paraphrase Debbie Allen: you don’t want fame? Well, right here’s where you start paying it back. In sweat.
Aniston — who, it should be said, has always been funny on Friends , and who can’t really be blamed for the fact that the show ran out of gas two years ago, or that the writers have gone back to the Rachel/Ross well about three too many times at this point, so that the inevitable series-finale wedding is just going to provoke at best an Ipecac-syrup-esque sense of release, and who is no more addicted to her own go-to schtick (pucker face, flap hands like two birds caught on barbed wire) than any of the other five stars of the show are to theirs — will always represent a certain kind of Hollywood success story. You know the one: move to L.A., toil away, get nose job, lose thirty pounds at agent’s behest, land part on unlikely TV hit, appear naked-but-for-the-nipples in Rolling Stone , sport trend-sparking hairstyle, repeatedly attempt to make jump to big screen in lookalike romantic comedy flops, gradually eclipse co-stars, aerobicize yourself so severely that controversy-avoiding People magazine anoints you poster child of starvation epidemic, marry Sexiest Man Alive, start online chat room to try to counter damage you’ve done to self-esteem of nation’s adolescent girls, live conflicted life in hilltop mansion dodging paparazzi and eating Taco Bell. Conflicted? Hell, we’d be downright homicidal.
After all, Jennifer Aniston has done everything that Hollywood has asked of her — mentally, physically, and surgically — and what has she got in exchange? Well, as the Vanity Fair cover reminds us, she makes $750,000 a week, her hair’s “still cool,” and she’s married to Brad Pitt. In short, she’s “Hollywood Royalty,” as the magazine crowns her. Come now — Hollywood Royalty? She may yet develop into a twenty-first-century Goldie Hawn, but right now she’s looking more like a twenty-first-century Rhoda.
Frankly, we’re guessing that, when all is said and done, Ms. Aniston doesn’t even want to be remembered for being married to Brad Pitt or for sporting the most imitated coif since Farrah’s flip. Or even, for that matter, for being the star of a long-running sitcom, which really just makes her a hotter version of Rhea Perlman. In short, we’re guessing that she doesn’t want to go down in history as the personification of the ever-widening gap between achievement and celebrity — or, in her specific case, for just how far you can get in this world on a hit, a husband, and a hairstyle.
Assets
Liabilities
• We never said she weren’t purty
• Or funny, for that matter
• Despite comic-bomb triumvirate of She’s The One , Object of My Affection , and Picture Perfect: She’s the One Object of My Affection , movie offers not likely to dry up anytime soon
• If she ever deigns to distort her perfectly sculpted body through unnatural process known as “childbirth,” her offspring with Brad will likely shine with celestial light, before growing up to star in Tomcats 5
• Iconic sitcom stars don’t usually have long and varied careers (see Swit, Loretta; Long, Shelley, et al.)
• Until she has a hit movie, she’ll always feel like a gatecrasher at events like the Oscars, no matter whose arm she’s on
• She’s about two Pilates classes away from looking like a flesh-coloured exoskeleton
• Let’s face it: Brad and Gwyneth just made more sense
Fame Barometer
Current approximate level of fame: Jennifer Lopez
Deserved approximate level of fame: Janel Moloney
When Jennifer got Divorced, she Knew she had lost more than her husband, she had lost what mattered most to her - HER MEAL TICKET.
When Stars Split: The Methodology
When you’re a fully-fledged celebrity, doing nothing in your spare time but appearing on talk shows and soaking up free champagne at movie premieres, it stands to reason that the only people you ever meet are other celebrities. Hence: The All-Celebrity Hook-up, which very often makes a successful transition to The All-Celebrity Relationship.
But the overwhelming majority of All-Celebrity Relationships carry the seeds of their own destruction: each mate is forever being exposed to other likely prospects, the public gets bored seeing the same two faces together all the time, and let’s face it: breakups get much more press than happy marriages do.
When Stars Split is a service of Fametracker for celebrities ending their relationships with other celebrities. Fametracker will use this space to determine who in recently busted-up celeb/celeb pairings leaves the partnership with the advantage, and who leaves used-up and broken-down.
She who mated with Brad Pitt
Jennifer Aniston
1. She’s still best-known as the prettiest, most-chic-haircut-iest of the three women on Friends .
For starring in endearing yet slight sitcom, thus making a case for herself as the late 20th century Sally Field: +4
2. She made a big splash –- and elevated herself from sitcom cutie to bona fide sex symbol — by posing nude for Rolling Stone .
For cashing in on the everything-but-the-nipples nudity tease, before (a) the internet made such stunts obsolete and (b) America lost interest in naked women over the age of nineteen: +2
3. She formed one-half of Hollywood’s most photogenic couple by marrying Brad Pitt in 2000.
For crossing the TV-movie membrane, and ensuring herself a yearly invite to the Oscars: +2
For marrying someone prettier than she is.: -1
4. Onscreen, she worked to shrug off her sitcom pedigree by taking “stretch” roles in films such as Rock Star and The Good Girl .
If by “stretch,” you mean “Rachel as a rock widow” and “Rachel works at Wal-Mart”: -1
5. She proved herself a box-ofice draw in hits like Bruce Almighty and Along Came Polly .
Then again, we can’t recall anyone in line for either film saying, “Man, I love Jennifer Aniston movies”: -1
Mate Rating » 5 out of 10
He who mated with Jennifer Aniston
Brad Pitt
1. He stimulated saliva glands across the country with a small but eye-catching role in 1991’s Thelma and Louise .
Ouch! My eyes are caught on these abs!: +3
Hmmmm. Yummy abs: +2
2. He singlehandedly convinced millions of women to watch a movie about fly-fishing. Fly fishing!
Hmmmm. Yummy hip-waders: +2
3. He broke off his engagement to Gwyneth Paltrow after a well-publicized, fairy-tale courtship.
For even making Gwyneth Paltrow look good, insofar as she was too skinny to block the view of Brad: +1
4. He’s an avid amateur architect, who’d hoped to serve a year-long apprenticeship with renowned master Frank Gehry.
Gehry wisely rebuffed him, perhaps because Gehry knew he couldn’t create architectural masterpieces with a huge boner in his pants !: -1
Hmmmm. “Rebuffed”: +1
5. He’s risen to become one of Hollywood’s true male A-list stars, headlining dozens of movies.
And with nary a hit among them!: +2
When you’re that pretty, twitchy isn’t annoying, it’s an Oscar nomination!: +2
For filling out those suits in Ocean’s Eleven and Twelve . And introducing us to those previously unknown muscle groups around the groinal area (his, not ours) in Fight Club . And providing oxygenated blood to those abs, which, after Troy , may now decide to launch a career of their own: +5
Mate Rating » 17 out of 10
Yes, it’s true. Hollywood’s shiniest super-couple has split, despite those recent, stage-managed vacation photos of them on the beach on the island of Werestillinlovia. (A popular celebrity couple destination.) Apparently, partying all summer on George Clooney’s yacht isn’t, as it turns out, good for your marriage. So who’ll fare better after this seismic split? Need you even ask? We love Jennifer Aniston as much as anyone, but fame-wise, she’s now gone from former-sitcom-star- and-one-half-of- Hollywood’s-hottest-couple to…well, everything except that last part. Whereas he is Brad Pitt, the man women want to do and men want to be –- and, well, okay, maybe do as well, but don’t tell anyone. He’s Bradicus Pitticus, who’s sustained a flourishing career while only making one movie ( Seven ) that people actually liked, and half of those people only liked it because, at the end, Gwyneth Paltrow’s head ended up in a box. (Now he’s free to marry me !) If he can survive Meet Joe Black , we’re pretty sure he can survive this. After all, he’s still got those golden abs, right? Right? Maybe we should check, one more time.
Realizing she had lost her meal ticket to becoming a MOVIE STAR, she decided to use the next best thing - PITY.
The Mediator for August 5, 2005
“Jen Finally Talks!”
And so we turn to the September 2005 issue of Vanity Fair . Let’s see — is there anything in here that might appeal to the Fametracker reader?
Oh. Yes. There’s some piece in here about Jennifer Aniston.
Let us say straight off that we can’t blame Vanity Fair , or the writer in question, Leslie Bennett, for the article on Aniston presented herein. Any way you slice it, this exclusive interview is a formidable coup — so much so that tabloids from the New York Post to the US / Star / People triumvirate — or, as we like to call it, Ustarple — have trumpeted snatches of quotes from the piece as though they were radical new translations of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
This issue will no doubt fly — fly — off the newsstands. When I stopped in a Manhattan magazine store earlier this week to see if the issue was yet on sale (for I too needed to devour it! Pronto!), the weary clerk answered my panicked query with a testy “Tomorrow, tomorrow,” clearly indicating this was not the first or fourth or fortieth time that someone had come looking for the magazine that day.
And so: a tip of the hat. This article is less…well, an article than a tremendous publicity coup. The only person who stands to benefit more from its publication than does Vanity Fair — Jen Finally Talks! — is, of course, the finally-talking Jen herself.
For those of you who’ve yet to read it, or may be inclined to skip it altogether (pagans! Luddites! Communists!) here’s a short summary:
Jennifer Aniston: Plucky, tough, sexy, modest, maternal, valiant, wronged but not a victim. Most definitely not a victim.
Brad Pitt: Lying, conniving, *****-*******, emotionally stunted, two-faced, hard-hearted ****.
Now you may get on with your day.
It should be pointed out, however, all this preamble not withstanding, that there’s nary a sentence — not a paragraph, a word, a quote — in this piece that could not have been blissfully written by Aniston’s publicity team. We at Fametracker would love to know what veto power Team Aniston had over the photos, the layout, the quotes (”Why, none! None!,” we imagine VF protesting) but, in the end, it probably didn’t matter. There’s no agenda here except to present Jen’s side of the story: airbrushed, polished, and stridently advanced, in the places where she discretely demurs, by her friends, allies and, occasionally, anonymous sources, who may or may not have been prodded to participate by the industrious Team Aniston itself.
It is not our place to question the veracity of this account. It is only our place to point out excerpts such as these:
On Angelina Jolie: “the twice-divorced Jolie — previously known as a tattooed vixen with a taste for bisexuality, heroin, brotherly incest, mental institutions, and wearing her husband’s blood…”
On Brad Pitt: “Pitt could have done more to refute the mean-spirited rumor that his wife wouldn’t bear a child…”
On photos of Pitt with Jolie and her son Maddox: “As Pitt publicly flaunted the instant family he had created…”
On Aniston’s friends: “Her friends are filled with admiration for the way she’s handled the whole mess…”
On Aniston herself: “Although she isn’t talking to Pitt these days, Aniston remains in regular contact with his mother, whom she loves dearly…Aniston is struggling to find a deeper meaning in the debacle…Aniston remains calm and thoughtful…she still has faith in the redeeming power of love itself…’I believe in happily ever after.’”
In this corner: Twice divorced! Bisexuality! Heroin! Mental institutions! Mean-spirited rumors! Public flaunting!
And in the other corner, wearing the saintly trunks: Mother loving! Admiration! Deeper meaning! Calmness! Thoughtfulness! Happily ever after! The redeeming power of love!
Why, it hardly seems like a fair fight at all.
Damn that vicious vixen, Angelina Jolie, who’s blinded the world into believing she’s a caring mother and strong woman, through shameless stunts such as, er, appearing in a flattering photo spread with her son in Vanity Fair just a few months ago.
Damn that duplicitous Brad Pitt, who will no doubt never again grace this magazine’s cover, shirtless, dripping, smiling, with a movie to promote!
Let us denounce those villains and sweep Aniston into our understanding arms, as she comes to us, wounded, in her, um, pajama top and black undies and professionally tousled hair.
In fact, if there’s any message in this article — besides the, you know, Aniston = angel, Pitt = devil, Jolie = homewrecking heroin-fiend brother-******* Delilah message — it’s that, while Aniston may well have the best publicists in the world, she could sure use a better joke writer. Of Pitt’s spiky blond hair, she’ll “toss off a crack” with a “sly smile”: “Billy Idol called — he wants his look back.” Ho, snap! No you did not!
Wait, there’s a call on line two. David Spade called, and he wants his joke back.
And when the writer, Bennett, helpfully prods Aniston for a quotable quip, citing Nicole Kidman’s totally-not-scripted remark on Letterman , after splitting with Tom Cruise, that she was looking forward to “wearing high heels again,” Aniston throws out a jab of her own, complete with a “wry smile” (not to be confused with the sly smile): “I can have a comfortable couch.”
You what? Comfortable who?
Oh, yes. Because Brad likes harsh, uncomfortable modern furniture of the type never featured in Vanity Fair . The *******!
Is Brad Pitt even a human being?
Needless to say, nowhere in this moving paean to the tug and tumult of the human heart does Bennett mention that Aniston is, like, the eighth richest woman in the world. Instead, it’s all “it was so hard for them to find time together,” with very little “they’re so rich they could take ten years off and vacation in Bali full-time if they so chose.” Because, you know, the only thing more gruelling than the schedule of a sitcom star — those brutal, twenty-four-week work years! — is the schedule of an ex-sitcom star, forced to survive on her syndication millions.
And so it goes. But did we rush out and grab our copy of the issue off the quickly dwindling stack on day one? Yes, we did. Did we read this Puff the Magic Profile in one orgiastic sitting on the hot and stuffy subway ride home? Yes, we did. Do we now feel like we’re one iota closer to understanding the “real” story behind Brad and Jen’s break-up? No, we do not.
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angelinaattnhore Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
observer2 i think you should change your name to obession. why havent you moved on? you have seen her great tatas .. which funny how all you JA haters came to see what Brad was loving on. LMAO that is classic bamzs behavior. i think you would totally break out in a fight with JA and then starting kissing her madly. the tension and passion you have for her is wild! Go a head, rate this tatas for us. a+
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a+++++ for her tatas!lol they are obsessed with jen justlike brad. lol when he is alone with angelina at night and all their babies are screaming he close his eye and think of jens beautiful face. all he can think about is his jen. they might even get back toget=her at least thats what he wants jen has moved on and doesn’t even think about him even more.!!! yea they would all kiss her they are dyinf too!!!!!!!!!!!!
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angelinaattnhore Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
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Repeat after me, run on sentences are not my friend.
So, he left for hot sex. Good job, Brad. He certainly wasn’t getting it at home. And on top of hot sex, he got a beautiful woman and three beautiful kids. Sounds like he won.
Sounds like you can’t let go. You’re the one that is quite pissed off at him for leaving. LOL!
Again, you need to ask your idol if the track marks left on her face by both, Brad and Vince, hurt.
She’s lost two men in two years. What’s wrong with that picture and why aren’t you this pissed off at Vaughn. He’s the one that got caught with the co-ed before they made their breakup official.
Unlike Brad, who wasn’t caught with Angelina, until after he broke up and it was announced.
Go get pissy about Vaughn.
and on top of all the girl has no butt, and legs are like match sticks it would be like having sex with a praying mantis on top of all that, skeletor body is covered in tramp stamps. i bet brad has download jens tatas on is phone so he can think about those instead of the disgusting path that AJ has documented for him to read while he is having sex with her. Nice, what ever guys wants to do have mark for your past sex partners .. she longs for attention and wants people to say “she is different, wild blah blah blah blah blah” Chics like her cannot be private she opens that huge pie hole so she can be noticed .. dont foool yourselfs brangelina lovers.
good night to all my new friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aniston is laughing all the way to the bank.
Wow! 466 posts and counting…on just a poor little TV star!
466 posts!
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Yes Yes Yes Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Aniston is laughing all the way to the bank.
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More like Aniston’s plastic surgeon is laughing all the way to the bank.
ALL the money in the bank can’t buy her LOVE.
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angelinaattnhore Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
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I hope that you have a napkin or a rag to wipe off your spittle from all of that foaming at the mouth you’ve been doing. And you better check your blood pressure, you’re about to pop a few vessels.
oberserver it is a blog are you the police (i am gonna leave punction marks) now to get under skin please are you kidding me is that all you got for me is my grammar.
btw The one where Rachel tries to be a movie star
no one read that … skipped right thru it
And apparently all the money in the bank can’t buy her a job either.
470 posts and counting…wow!
Wow…472 posts just on Jen. Wow!
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