Jennfier Aniston Topless in ‘The Break-Up’

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Lollipop AKA Angelina Says:
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You must be tuckered out dear. Spewing all that bile today. Take a valium with your dirty martini and give that black heart a rest.

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The Aniston Breasts: a gossip history

Note: This is the chronological events of Aniston leaking out nude photos. Notice the TIMING of when those nude photos were leaked.

from lainey

(Can you hear Bill Kurtis’s deep voice?) In 1994, Monica, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel (Aniston) came into our living rooms every Thursday evening and changed our lives forever.

The Central Perk became everyone’s favourite place to hang. Phoebe’s bad singing, Monica’s neurotic obsession with cleaning, Joey’s famous pick up line, and Chandler’s witty sarcasm entertained week in and week out. Those were the golden days, non? And then there were the nipples.(Aniston’s nipples) RayRay’s permanently hard cherry nubbins on full display in every episode, no matter what she was wearing. Like a beacon in the night they called to us, mesmerized us, fascinated us, begging us to return to NBC at 8pm 24 times a year for 10 years. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

Fast forward to the year 2000. Same year she (Aniston) got married and lobbying for a role in Mark Wahlberg’s Rock Star in Phase 2 of the “I want to be a real actress in movies” Plan. Some photographers happen to get shots of her sunbathing topless (sound familiar?) in her backyard. She(Aniston) sues, she wins, the photos get locked away, but not before everyone started thinking about her titties. She got the part in the movie, by the way. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

And then there was Vanity Fair, circa 2001/2. Jennifer Aniston soaking wet in some flimsy shirt, nekked, but not really, every inch and contour of those gorgeous jubblies taunting us, inviting us, teasing us, campaigning for The Good Girl and Bruce Almighty. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Flash to 2005. Jen is single, tired of being pigeon holed as a cry baby post divorce, eager to reinvent herself on the cover of GQ, wearing nothing but a denim skirt. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Finally… Derailed flops at the box office. Her new movie, Rumour Has It, is in danger of getting stomped on by King Kong. Lo and behold, a photographer catches her flaunting those assets at her beach house – because Malibu is the most inconspicuous of all celebrity neighbourhoods. And once again, the international consciousness is riveted by the delectable prospect of her jubblies. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

This, my friends, has been a Lainey Gossip Breast Chronology. I hope you enjoyed it.

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After you read this, you will see what a big S~L~U~T she is

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tsk tsk tsk

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Hey, look what “reality” posted on the old B&A thread sound familiar? This idiot wrote 5 posts in 20 minutes and IT was the only one there!! CAN WE ALL SAY CRAZY. TWILIGHT ZONE CRAZY!……..
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Reality Says:

February 12th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Ok now this is so fricken funny

1.I don’t hate my father. I don’t blame him for divorcing my mother, or having affairs. He went off path. I don’t respect the way he treated my family as I was growing up. But we survived, and we’re a good family. I just don’t want to dedicate one more tear, or watch my mother cry one more time.
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Hmm her mother’s weakness resembles Jennifer Aniston and apparently had a pity parties herself and decided to invite her kids to watch her fall apart. Lovely!

1.RD: Your father said recently that he wants to reconcile and repair the damage he’s done. Are you interested? Jolie: No, no. I think it’s not something you tell the press; I think it’s something you do in your private life. Fortunately, I got to a place in my life where I realized that, no matter what he said, I was a good person, and a good friend, and I am a good mother. And because I’m an adoptive mother, I don’t see blood as family. I see time and love — you earn it. You can’t just call yourself a father.
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Funny coming from someone that believes there is no boundaries and has constant diarrhea of the mouth when discussing thing to the public

1.RD: And if you get another love, what will he be like?
Jolie: The kind of man I could be with one day would have to be an amazing father, a compassionate, strong, independent individual. I want somebody who demands I be better than what I am today. I don’t have that with anyone in my life except my son. My son somehow thinks I can do everything.
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Seriously, what kind of men did you marry? Doesnt every women want this, she is the 1st to want this kind of man? Gosh she is soooo smart, if it wasnt for her how else would you guys get along in life? Now you all know what kind of man/husband to look for. Fricken trolls you all are.
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Trolls, this idiot calls US trolls. I haven’t seen anything as funny since the time a Jen fan posted under one name and then agreed with itself on another post but forgot to change it’s name!

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Vanessa Says:

February 12th, 2007 at 5:11 pm

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ITA
poor Man is leading to a breakdown;
no need to say, she’s not over Brad Pitt

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I am very offended to the comparison of Marcheline to Jennifer Aniston. First of all, we DON”T know to what degree and when Marcheline cried and or what she cried over. Jennifer HAS NO CHILDREN! Marcheline had 2 and that was 2 she had to raise on the measly money JVoight gave her. It doesn’t matter who you are. If you are married to a man who does hurtful things, you express yourself emotionally. For some they cry for others, they don’t eat or whatever. Crying is not a sign of weakness but just an emotion. Most of us came into this world crying.
Anniston GAVE AN INTERVIEW SAYING SHE HAS PITY PARTIES!
ANISTON CRIED IN THE INTERVIEW
ANISTON GAVE SO MANY INTERVIEWS AND WAS ON SO MANY SHOWS CONSECUTIVELY MOST PPL BECAME TIRED OF HEARING HER STORY
ANISTON IS THE ONE WHO GAVE US THE IMAGE THAT SHE WAS WEAK
You know nothing of Marcheline Bertrand. After her divorce sh led a quiet life. She didn’t attempt to crucify her ex in public-nor did she mention any woman he was with. She evidently set her mind to raising her 2 kids and personally I think she did a great job. I know this is a blog, but seriously, some of you have no respect. I personally think Jen Aniston tries to do the best she can with what she has. She will never be a Jlo or V. Beckham because that is not her style. However, if Bohemian is her style she needs to at least wear it well and to me she does not. But hey, I am just on the outside looking in and my words don’t add or subtract anything to her or from her. All I am saying is keep it in perspective and leave Angie’s mom out of this.

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fANUStons can’t accept their HORSE is a loser and UGLY to boot!!!!!! Why try to beat a dead horse1!!

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Are you and Ciliniqua the same person?
You are all over the place. Welcome to Just Jared!
Everybody hates Jennifer here. You are exactly in the right place.
The “I Hate Jennifer Club”.
She is strongly hated because she is just too ugly. If you know what I mean.

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She CANT act

She seeks publicity.

She leaked the pic.

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Duh, you are dumb as a boxes of rocks. My point dumb F, is that Jen is not a man so grow the F up …

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Reality Says:
February 12th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

seriously why are you on this site. admit it you are a hater not just on jen but in life why else are you here? I found the Book of Hate published by B&J. Rules that have to be followed to be a Brangelina fan?

1. Hate ppl that come to sight and say things that you dont like
2. Say hateful things that hold no truth
3. Call names like at a playground, even bully a bit.
4. Be nasty as can be with comments and attack them personally as if you really know them.
Now 5 this one is very important so listen up

5. If you cannot get the point out there that we RULE the world and you cannot get them to convert, track them down and try to kill them.

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LOL Reality, are you for real?? Such hypocrisy. Well, you obviously believe what you preach about hate.

You who have come onto the BAMZS thread and posted over and over again, spewing your vitriol. Now you are trying to say that we are haters? And you write about viles (sic, it should be vial) of blood - something that happened more then 6 years ago and didn’t actually hurt anyone other then Angelina and BBT??

As you say: Freaks of F’in nature - that’s what IDIOTS like you are

LOL

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Way to go Cliniqua. Huvane’s paid posters are losing it. Love you posts.

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It is pretty sad to see what happened here again today. Someone returned bright and early to post over and over, for hours and hours, baiting anyone willing to read the nonsense. Yesterday’s “Angelinaateahorse” and today’s “Lollipop AKA Angelina” are the same person. Although one message tried very hard to create the impression that the “writer” is a guy, I doubt it. I think “Lollipop AKA Angelinaateahorse” is a fraud on all fronts, deliberately destroying the appeal of this blog. There are 22 posts contributed by “him” over a few hours— all stupid, painful to read, and full of insults, hate, and rambling mutterings. Worth our time? I don’t think so.

Please, let’s not let another day go by like this. The name may change, but the style and delivery are very identifiable. Please don’t feed the fire. This is either a very disturbed individual or someone on a mission to ruin Just Jared.