Brad Pitt Loves Louis Vuitton

Stop the bickering and enjoy a Oldie from Snoop.

(((((((((((BREAKING NEWS)))))))))))

Snoop McSneak Celebrity Magazine has obtained a note that will give its readers a rare look-see into Mr. Pitt’s heart. The note was written by Mr. Pitt to Ms. Jolie on her birthday. We were able to get this note with the use of The Telescopic Lens 9000. Here’s how it all went down….

First Mr. Pitt wrote the note….He seemed to be having a hard time expressing what he felt. After the 11th try, he got it.

Then he called his Son Maddox, who had been playing on the living room with his Grandpa Pitt and Little Sister Zahara, Grandma Pitt took in the scene with love.

Mr. Pitt handed the note to Maddox, whispered something in his eyes and pointed at Ms. Jolie who had been seating on the couch with Little Shiloh in her arms.

Mr. Pitt stood at the doorway and watched with pride as his little cupid delivered the love note.

Maddox handed the note to his mom. Ms. Jolie opened the note and read it. Since Ms. Jolie had her back to us, we were unable to see her expression.

Mrs. Pitt tapped her husband on the shoulder and they both looked to Ms. Jolie’s direction. Mrs. Pitt got up and went to Ms. Jolie. She carefully took Shiloh from Ms. Jolie.

The older Mr. Pitt, taking his cue from his wife picked Zahara up and beckoned for Maddox to come with.

Maddox resisted and said something to his mother…fortunately, we had our Expert Lip Reader with us, Maddox said “Mommy why are you crying?”.

Ms. Jolie, who still had her back to us, said answered…fortunately, we also had our Body Language Expert there. According to our expert, Ms. Jolie said “These are tears of happiness, sweetie. Mommy is very happy” to which Maddox replied “I love you mommy…thank you for giving me two sisters and happy birthday again”

Ms. Jolie hugged Maddox, kissed him on the head and released him. Maddox left the room with his grandparents. Mr.Pitt and Ms. Jolie were alone in the room…although they weren’t talking, we could tell they were speaking with their eyes.

Unfortunately, Our Eye Language Expert had quit last week…after calling our magazine third rate. He went to work for In Touch Magazine but the Joke is on him…In touch is a wack magazine AND they don’t have the Telescopic Lens 9000. How does he hope to read eyes when he can’t see the subjects? We all basked in the knowledge that he will soon come crawling for his Job.

But that knowledge did little to solve the predicament we had found ourselves. Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were now sending messages in rapid succession…Suddenly, moving like a panther Mr. Pitt was by Ms. Jolie’s side. She opened her arms to him and he went into them.

They held each other for what seemed liked eternity. They both cried softly as Ms. Jolie whispered “I Love you” over and over again, while Mr. Pitt said “Thank You for giving me life”

When the image through the lenses became blurry, we realized we’d also been crying with the two. So caught up in the moment were we, we lost all sense of Objectivity.

We took a moment to compose and urge ourselves to remain cold and detached. Soon we returned to our spying.

ALAS! Instead of the beautiful image we had been looking at, we saw something else. It was a man with body built like a tank barreling his way towards us.

We did not need the Body language Expert to tell us it was time to RUN.

At that moment, we had a decision to make…Our Lives or the Telescopic Lens 9000

Suffice to say, we are here and our Eye Language Expert WILL not be crawling back for his job anytime soon.

Without further ado, we present you with the note that had everyone who’s read it crying like a baby

Darling Angie,
There are things I’d like to say
to you my love on your special day:
I am forever thankful God sent you my way.
Like a gift from up above,
you showed me how it is to feel real love.
I know many mountains we’ve had to climb
and sometimes forever has seemed like a very long time.
Yes, we’ve endured our share of pain,
but together we have so much to gain.
Bigger mountains may lie ahead,
but together there is no hill we can not tread.
So always remember my love for you,
and there is nothing together we can not do.
I’ll be here forever - my love is true.
The person beside me, that would be you.

Brad.

*COPYRIGHT SNOOP MCSNEAKY CELEBRITY MAGAZINE*®

Now isn’t that better than fighting? No? Well then carry on. Hey, I tried.

1499
Strange Fans Says:

very passive aggresive comments as a so called fan of Brad and Angie.

1499
Strange Fans Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
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Hmmmm Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 8:45 am
to the person who said Brad is no fun without Angie?
Pfft, I would watch Brad anywhere, anytime, with or without Angie.

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OK.
Btw, I was the person who said that Brad is no fun without Angie.
To me he was not interesting at all before Angie. The fact that he dated some
bigtime airheads did not increase his credibility.
Well now he is with Angie and he is good for her and I am happy for them.
If looks is all that counts then maybe ‘I would watch Brad anywhere, anytime,
with or without Angie’, then probably not.

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ITA- Brad definately got more interesting when he got with AJ. The thing is she is a great influence on him. He started changing in a good way after being with her. Now he is out there supporting the environment and traveling to places that need to be recognized. He is starting to use his “star power” in a good way. Before AJ he was not that into social causes, she has showed him how to lead by example. I never paid tht much attention to him before, but I love seeing this new side of him emerging. They really are the biggest Power Couple. JMHO

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susie Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 11:26 am
When people are at the age B and A are at, they know what they want in a life partner. I think AJ thought long and hard about bringing BP into her son’s life. She had said that the only man she would let into Mad’s life would be the one and a dad to Mad. Obviously she thought long and hard about it. Also, there were never any paps pictures of them together until Chin filed the divorce papers. Knowing what the paps are like, if anythink had been going on, we would’ve seen it. The first pics were on a remote beach in Kenya!!! We would have seen pics before that if they were together before that. I admire AJ so much because she really thought about what would be best for Mad, and future kids, and she decided that BP had the qualities that she thought would be perfect for a dad to Mad. Also, Chin knew that BP wanted a family, the whole world knew, so she is the one to blame for the divorce, I think she trapped him by promising a family right away. JMHO
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Great Post…. (((((Clapping)))))

1502
Head Snoop McSneak Says:

Darling Angie,
There are things I’d like to say
to you my love on your special day:
I am forever thankful God sent you my way.
Like a gift from up above,
you showed me how it is to feel real love.
I know many mountains we’ve had to climb
and sometimes forever has seemed like a very long time.
Yes, we’ve endured our share of pain,
but together we have so much to gain.
Bigger mountains may lie ahead,
but together there is no hill we can not tread.
So always remember my love for you,
and there is nothing together we can not do.
I’ll be here forever - my love is true.
The person beside me, that would be you.

Brad.

*COPYRIGHT SNOOP MCSNEAKY CELEBRITY MAGAZINE*®

Now isn’t that better than fighting? No? Well then carry on. Hey, I tried.

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did brad really write that? that is so sweet and well expressed :)

Head Snoop, you definitely have a gift for writing!! LOVED your story!!!At the same time, it sounds real you know… *crying too* ;) lol!
Beautiful story, I totally can imagine it happened this way!

sorry to dissiapoint many of you but Brad has Always done charity work. He was a superstar and sex symbol way before he hooked with Angelina. In my opinion He has never been a bore. . So please don’t insult the intelligence of a long time Brad fan. Because We all know what a good, sexy, interesting, smart and wonderful Man He has always been.

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ntt Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
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NO!! well at least not yet. I love HSM!

1502
Head Snoop McSneak Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
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Thank you HSM. I loved it.

Bravo……Bravo!!!!!!

i got this from simplybrad.com. what a beautiful story below :)

http://www.ksdk.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=112866

I would like to know more about Angelina’s family. I have seen pics of one of her cousins and damn is he hot!

1506
susie Says:
February 16th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
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Just for the record I want to clarify something. Brad started to get evolved with architecture many years ago and he is really into anything artistic regarding buildings and other things and he always loved to travel and explore the world and of course movie making. These are some facts he have stated him self in his interviews in the not so distant past. Brad was into social causes before he got with Angelina. He was supporting organisations such us Solar Neighbours and Stem Sell Research and he invited Bono to his house in late 2004 to take advices about how he could help places out of the US and especially Africa. My point is that the man had a personality before and he still has it now. He was never as shallow as the media wanted him to be. I think that anyone who is a loyal fan of him can see that.

There is no doubt that Angie inspired him cause that is something he have said him self. But I believe that it was something that it was already inside him and Angie helped to make it more visible with her passion.

Of course he made some bad choices about his partners in life but so has Angie and every single person in this world. That is why those past relationships didn’t work out and that is why Brad and Angie are together NOW. They had to get through some rough times because they where destined to be together. By having been through what they have made them appreciate and love each other even more.

And I’m so glad that they are together and they have this beautiful family witch both where eager to have. They have established many of their goals together and they have been through a lot together. And something tells me they will continue to do it TOGETHER!! :)