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CLINIQUA in BOLD:

Before I address this latest missive, I will say this - you were off to a good start ’susie,’ offering to take it to e-mail and then ratchet it down…

….however ‘Lurking,’ oddly enough who had heretofore been trying to offer to mediate, which I expressed appreciation for decided to enter the fray, stick her nose in what is between you and me, and get in her digs — now you’re off to the races with a renewed sense of righteousness and attitude….THANK YOU ‘lurking’ for NOT living up to your name and starting more sh*t. Which I’m now sure is very deliberate.

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Lurking Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Q. how could I “clear it up,” if the FIRST TIME THAT I EVER SAW THE LINK, was in “Susie’s” post?

A. Because in Susie’s post it shows the link as being posted by “Cliniqua” - she copied the full post before responding. Wouldn’t you notice that and want to clarify that a fake posted under your name so that she would understand that you didn’t post it as a means of having a good laugh at the ignorance of the FF jerks, whom I am guessing now planted it under your name?

What part of, ‘the FIRST TIME THAT I EVER SAW THE LINK, was in “Susie’s” post’ don’t you UNDERSTAND ‘Lurking’??!!

Also, what does “Susie’s” post — which was LAUGHING and RIDICULING a random black girl at her prom, have to do with the origins of the post anyway?? It really isn’t a great leap in thinking that a person that could laugh, and would laugh at such a thing, MIGHT have been behind the link, whether it was posted by her, or an impostor. ALSO, whether I noticed that it was posted by an impostor in ‘Susie’s post, is irrelevant also. What steamed me, is the fact that this person is guffawing at some image of a black girl, LAUGHING AT IT, and ridiculing her, and ME by association! The fact that I didn’t notice her post was a cut and paste OF ANOTHER POST, and/or, the fact that I didn’t break down her cut and paste job to determine the origins of it - IS IRRELEVANT. Let’s say I did notice it was an impostor post, she STILL is an a s shole for laughing at the link that some OTHER a s shole POSTED!

I’ll let you try and tie your credibility into further knots by explaining that one ‘lurking.’

Also, being the astute researcher that you are I would think that you would go to the source of Susie’s comment, the original post, to see what she was commenting on, realize that someone posted under your name and want to point that out.

SEE ABOVE. You. are. not. making. sense.

Why not just write Susie and say “Hey, I didn’t post that link - someone else posted it under my name and I don’t think it’s funny at all. I hope you were just laughing with the poster, who you thought was me, because you thought it was as stupid and ignorant as I appeared to think it was.”

Uhhhh…AGAIN….WHY…would I write that - if I’m assuming ‘Susie’ is LAUGHING at a link SHE posted, and even if I find out in hindsight that there was another post where it appeared FIRST, and they SAY it’s not theirs — AGAIN, why would I write that? You may want to commiserate and josh around with people who think ‘ghetto’ black kids are to be ridiculed and can be used as a way to insult all black people, but I don’t…I’m going to assume, JUST FROM THAT - that they’re
a s sholes and will call them out, YOU on the other hand, can assume they are worthy of your time and discussion…NOT ME

Without having any knowledge that you didn’t post the link your anger was definitely confusing when you decided to let go on Susie. Because you went over the top , decided that you didn’t like her, thought all of her other posts were negative and totally bashed her, you added a whole other layer to your post that completely blinded the first issue. Therefore you simply came across as being paranoid and spoiling for a fight, rather than just legitimately upset with Susie about what you perceived as a racist comment. Sometimes less is more but that appears to be lost on you. Of course she didn’t have a normal reaction, because you launched a full out personal attack on her.

Bullshit, and you know it. Her first reaction should have been, ‘I THOUGHT YOU POSTED THAT B*TCH, DAYUM!’ *NOT* ‘YOU POSTED THAT B*TCH, YOU KNOW YOU POSTED THAT!’ Just STOP ‘lurking!’ You’re ONLY digging yourself deeper, and we haven’t even gotten to the follow-up cryptic commentary that followed her laughing at the black girl at her prom — her snide comments re, ‘what we already know about Cliniqua, that the FF’ers are going on about - and the subsequent back and forth pondering secret e-mail messages w/ Sheri.

I am not suggesting that you pack up your toys and leave the sandbox, just that you make an effort to find out what another fan meant by a comment before launching an all out war on them. Or at least taking a proper look at the post long enough to realize that Susie is reacting to a post that she thought you made in a manner that was meant to be collegial. Susie doesn’t appear to be posting racist remarks, so I would think the “normal” reaction would have been to ask her what she was laughing about exactly - you assumed she was being racist when she wasn’t.

See ABOVE. I am not interested in repeating myself to someone who is ‘lurking’ possibly under another name…I know there’s a lurker and a lurking…and the person posting earlier — having read my initial post, was oddly enough NOT as KNEE-JERK and judgemental as you - that person I complimented on TRYING to ratchet this sh*t down…YOU I believe are someone altogether diff….I just wish, people would have the courage to not hid behind screenames….sound very familiar in your obstinancy and veiled resentment of me

“All of you guys, would have been piping up and saying - Cliniqua, what the hell!! You posted that YOURSELF! Why are you upset at “Susie” for laughing at it?!”Hello! that is exactly the reaction I had, and I stated so.

????? Stay with the program. BECAUSE, there’s a difference in the board members wanting to know WHY I would be upset if I posted it, and those that post LAUGHING AT IT. …and excuse me, IF you indeed posted LAUGHING at it TOO, would you mind re-posting that now. I’m fairly certain, NO ONE, but ‘Susie’ REACTED to that racist link. Apparently when it appeared, everyone knew it was an impostor — and so they didn’t reference it…and just. let. it. go. The ONLY poster who DID REFERENCE IT that I saw…was…(wait for it!) you got it…”Susie,” and SHE was laughing at it…heeheehee. Er, NOT funny.

I saw the post and also thought that you had posted it and, while I was surprised at what I thought was your apparent good humour about such a racist picture, did not realize when you blasted Susie that you had not posted the original link because your reaction is so outrageous and over the top that the ‘normal’ reaction doesn’t really apply to your post, now does it?

Oh well excuse me…..people implying I’m a guy, sharing secretive e-mails about that….planting and laughing at racist pics of black girls are just a few of those things that irk.

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Lurking Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
1614 & 1623 are addressed to Cliniqua, as if that isn’t clear.

No need to thank me Sheri and Susie. You certainly appear to be true fans of BAMZS and I just think the level of hatred that Cliniqua unleashed on you should be reserved for the haters.

Susie, maybe she was just upset that you don’t pay her enough attention and felt that this would be a productive way to get it. Not all fans of BAMZS worship Cliniqua and it is not a qualification of membership.

…and it’s NO COINCIDENCE I’m sure that this is THE EXACT QUOTE (above in italics), that a longtime regular (PT) VERY recently used, when she referenced me in a post and went on to say how “not everyone on JJ’s is a fan of Cliniqua and it is not a qualification for membership,” I was quite taken aback as the conversation had nothing to do with me at the time - and I had to wonder WHY she would even go there - go off on me with NO provocation (I posted back and told her so, extensively, as I am wont to do)….hmmmmm….I guess you just admire her posting style eh? Careful, you don’t want to be accused of….er, plagiarism — now do you?? Don’t worry…I’m sure you won’t make that mistake again. Just keep your posts straight hon’. ;-) Phrase things differently. I’m sure most people won’t notice. Heh.

I don’t know why people care for what wow says about Angelina. You KNOW DAMN WELL THAT ANGELINA DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN! Wow is just another jealous idiot pissed off at Angelina because she gets to sex up MR. PITT whenever she wants to.

WOW wants Brad!

I stick by my Cliniqua theory! SHE IS A TRUE ANISTON FAN IN DISGUISE!

GOOD NIGHT! (I am in the Greenwich time zone) 11:20 pm here!!
See you all later!!
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I have been lurking on this site every now and then just to get info about this family I love. I think these haters are so desperate to break this site apart. This is I think the best way to for them to break all the BAMZS fans, to fight against each other. Please don’t fall into it. You know how easy it is to use someone’s name and attack another BAMZS fan. You are all very smart, so don’t allow this to happen.

CLINIQUA

Hi BAMZS Fans and Readers:

First, I’d like to comment on the BBT pic which I posted recently in JJ (was originally posted before in JJ back in 2006) since this seemed to cause a mini-rift here.
I am a big JoliePitt fan. Why? Becuz of their ability to stare at their mistakes face-to-face, learn from them, get up and jump even higher and stronger because of it. I see now that Pitt is the same way - he had said in an interview that he like to throw all the ugliness on the table and deal with it. They don’t hide from it but face it and learn.
These are two people that will face their ex-relationships and learn and not be beaten into a cookie-cutter corner and act like some zombie Stepford-spouse version clean of all previous warts and all. They wear their scars PROUDLY.
I love the transformation and the trials that they’ve gone through to reach this point and that is what I saw in that picture. I believe from all the research and material I’ve read that he was secretly admiring Angie at this point - again, posted as my opinion and not fact. So for me, this pic embodies the blossoming of love and the planting of a seed.
I don’t believe that BBT-Jolie showed more affection; it’s not the PDA that counts although as fans it fun for us - but the developments that lead to the PDA, which to me the JoliePitt smooch and hug is the epitomy of everything they cherish, understand and completely give to each other given the knowledge of everything they’ve gone through to get to that point.
So, please don’t let that BBT-Jolie-Pitt pic become a divisive issue.

I have a pic of Angie in a car after leaving the court on her divorce that shows here sorrowness but also her strength and courage for the unknown.

Life is a long journey and just like that high-school prom picture that we all like to burn we still keep it becuz it’s a slice in time for who we were at that time.

I should have addressed Cliniqua earlier about this - but, I don’t post much becuz I get long-winded (as you can see).

Again, I think all fans are here from various bkgds and thus have to learn each other and deal with posers/subz and for Cliniqua, who has made quite an impact on the Huvaniston campaign, has taken on quite a task. Everyone has a strategy of dealing with the anti-BAMZS and each might not agree with the other in handling - but let’s be more patient with each other and understand where the other comes from before it becomes a megabomb.

On another note, I like the fact that we all make up afterwards -_-

~Websurfer

Wayyy too much drama for a comment section.

In the photos of Brad and/or Angelina picking up Maddox fom school there have been drivers etc. in some of the photos. I’m sure Brad/Angelina have done everything they can to keep their family safe.

There are some very family friendly Mardi-gra parades aroun NO an in MS. I hope they can enjoy Mardi gra season in the region.

Stop Fighting…we WON already. Remember BDL - Brad’s Day of Liberation

Celebrating Freedom Day in Bamsville

By Head Snoop McSneak

Bamsville, JJland.
Oct 2nd dawned like any other day but for the people of Bamsville, this day is anything but. It is a day of celebration, a day to roll out the party carpet and joyously celebrate BDL.

“This a very big day in Bamsville, we all so excited and just happy. I’m sorry I just can’t contain my excitement” Ms. Guli, Mayor of Bamsville and the founder of BDL, gushed to this reporter. “It’s been seven yrs in the making….those were trying times…when we thought we’d never see this day and here we are celebrating the first Anniversary…it’s unbelievable!” she exclaimed.

“Yes, unbelievable” chimed Ms. Gitane, the Mayor’s assistant who could hardly keep it together.

As we walked the streets, I could feel the excitement in the air; the birds seemed a lot chirpier, the butterflies more colorful, the leaves and grasses greener

“Five yrs ago….this place was dead, not a bird in sight, not even flies.
It was as dead as a graveyard but now….” Ms. Guli paused, held out her hand and like magic, the most beautiful butterfly I had ever seen, appeared and perched lightly on her hand. Ms. Guli looked up at me and says “well the changes speak for itself” with a flicker of her wrist, she let the butterfly go.

What happened five years ago? What brought about the changes? What is BDL? These were the questions that ran through my mind as I watched the little children running around the streets of Bamsville. My confusion must have registered on my face because Ms. Guli patted me gently on the hand and said ‘it’s all about the children….it always has”. If she thought that would explain it all, she was mistaken.

Finally I was lead to a magnificent room, in a huge house that sat in the middle of the city. Upon entering the room, what jumped out at me was the huge portrait of the most beautiful family I had ever seen. Without a thought, I took a step closer…..

“Is that….” I stammered
“Yes” Ms. Guli answered, not at all surprised by the star struck expression on my face.
“Wow” I said in awe. Realizing I was losing my professional facade, I immediately composed myself. I stepped away from the picture and took a seat opposite the mayor.
“First off…” I began in my most professional voice “What is BDL?” I asked, pen poised.
“Brad’s Day of Liberation” she answered without preamble.
“Brad’s day of Liberation?”
“See it is a year ago today that our Brad escaped the clutches of
that….that woman”

Without further prompting, Ms. Guli launched into the most horrific story I had ever heard. Now believe me, I am not your garden variety reporter, I have written stories about war and natural disasters but none as terrifying as this. It started off with the usual boy meets girl, they fall in love, get married but there was no happily ever after for this boy and this girl because the laws of nature does not permit happily ever after for man and succubus.

Yes, the girl it turned out was not what she presented herself to be and the poor boy “our Brad” as Ms. Guli fondly calls him, was trapped.
“Those days were pure agony” She said her voice dropping. Behind her,
Ms. Gitane gave an involuntary shiver “Pure Agony” she parroted….she did that a lot.
“So what happened?” I asked wanting…..no…desperately needing to know more.
“She happened” Ms. Guli said pointing at the vision of beauty in the portrait. “Yeah, she came along and broke the spell that woman put him under”

Suddenly visions of combat….dueling divas flashed in my head. I leaned closer
“How?”
“With love” she responded with a soft whisper. Love? Love? I was taken aback… What happened to the sword fights, the wrestling, the boxing….not even a cat fight?

“She came along and showed the man what real love is. She brought him to life and most of all, she gave him LIFE.”
“She gave him life?” I asked
“She gave him life” Ms. Gitane repeated.
“She gave him children…..an extension of life” Ms. Guli explained.
“Oh…she gave him life” I said.
“It was a long and arduous road but on this day….Oct 2nd, in 2005, the decree came down that he was free” she smiled fondly “it was a momentous day, it was. I remember the flowers suddenly springing to life, the birds dusting their limp feathers, ready to fly again. The bunnies crawling out of their holes, happily skipping down the streets” She paused as if to riding on the memories
“Momentous day” Ms. Gitane repeated
“And that’s it. That’s the reason we celebrate” Ms. Guli finished.

In all my years as a reporter, I have seen people celebrate for celebrating sake…but not the people at Bamsville. Indeed they deserve to celebrate, you see there have been many a good man who have been brought down by the succubus in their lives and for this man…”their Brad” to walk away unscathed…is truly a miracle. Ms. Guli was quick to correct me on the last part though,
“Oh there are scars left by that woman but there is no doubt in my mind that our heroine will wipe them away”

I too did not doubt that, for as I looked at the picture of this woman who had saved the man from a fate worse than death, I became a believer in the great power of love.

As the interview came to an end, there was something that still bothered me, I just had to ask
“So….what became of her?”
Ms. Guli and Ms. Gitane exchanged glances and then burst into laughter….One of those belly-aching, uncontrollable laugh, they had to lean into each other for support. After what seemed like eternity, Ms. Guli wiped the tears streaming down her face and said
“She is fading into oblivion”
“Yes, Oblivion….nothingness” Ms. Gitane chimed in, grinning like a Cheshire.
“Ouch!” I exclaimed before I could help myself.
“Ouch indeed…. Ironic isn’t it? She trapped him to give herself a long shelf life and now she disappearing faster that she would have… just because she trapped him” and on that note, the interview came to a close.

Ms. Guli generously gave me a standing invite to Bamsville and I think this is an invitation I will definitely accept. What can I say….there something about the people in Bamsville that draws you in.

“Its love” Ms. Guli responded “People can’t resist love”

It was with a contemplative mind, I left Bamsville that day….the sound of music, laughter and pure happiness ringing in my ears, and even though I was going back to my dingy one bedroom apartment on the wrong side of town, I couldn’t help but send a silent prayer of thanks that I wasn’t in THAT OTHER WOMAN’s Shoes.

Copyright: Snoop McSneak Celebrity Magazine

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Just me Says:

February 16th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To me Angelina is Gorgeous not just because of her outer appearance, but because she’s got a great big heart that makes her even more gorgeous to me. Aniston… meh… I never got the appeal, but I won’t knock her fans for seeing something that I don’t. Honestly don’t get mad, but I never thought Brad was good looking until recently.
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I agree. Angie has physical beauty, but what makes her so absolutely stunning is her inner beauty. I believe that God graces those who do good and are kind-hearted with that inner beauty. Her generosity, compassion, confidence, generosity, and joie de vivre (I think that’s the phrase in French) shine through. It also helps that she is so totally in love. Women and men in love always have a certain glow among them which accentuates their beauty.

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bdj Says:

Two such passers through-turned residents are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who bought a French Quarter mansion in January for $3.75 million dollars. A tall bill, to be sure, but cheap by Los Angeles standards. The couple’s new home, their fourth, is a 7,500-square-foot Parisian style six-bedroom, three-bathroom townhouse with balconies, an interior garden and 33 feet of sidewalk space just steps from the French Market and world famous Cafe du Monde.

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sounds lovely. I hope they stay…

thanks for the article.

I don’t know and care how this war started, because i don’t read every post with so much attention as wow, who is absolutely not a Jenfan (*big sarcasm). There is only one thing i want to add, I’m sure, Cliniqua never posted pics of funny animals. I don’t know where this assertion comes from. From time to time we have imposters, Fanistons hijack our nicknames and post nasty things. That’s all they can do, stir the
s h i t. This must be a sad existence.

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CLINIQUA Says: 5:38 pm - since u seem to get off on grand standing and applause, here ya go ((((((((((((((((((( APPLAUSE))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Do u feel better now… carry on.