Wed, 14 February 2007 at 10:23 am
Kanye West: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Kayne West looks the ultimate pimp in his photoshoot with Russian supermodel Anne Vyalitsyna (or Anne V, as Sports Illustrated likes to call her).

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Translation: “I’m an assistant still being bankrolled by my mommy and daddy”.
You majored in production? Where the f*ck do you just major in production? Community tech school? lol
Good luck in LA. Once you’re there long enough you’ll hate it. The sprawl will get to you.
The rest of your BS is just laughable.
This takes about 2 mins of my time. Wow. I must be obsessed? That speaks volumes about your work ethic.
“There is no well adjusted, successful, intelligent, sophisticated, secure person I know who would be ranting racist **** on a celeb blog.”
I’m guessing you don’t actually know any so why would you bother saying that?
You should have gone to a reputable school. You’ll be an assistant until you finally quit trying and up and leave LA. I’ve seen it MANY times. If you don’t have a real degree you’re not going anywhere.
Sorry kiddo. Some black guy just got your job cause the studio can right off his entire salary cause he fills a quota.
Now go get my my triple mocha.
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magnus Says:
February 15th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Translation: “I’m an assistant still being bankrolled by my mommy and daddy”.
You majored in production? Where the f*ck do you just major in production? Community tech school? lol
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Normally, I would not even entertain the likes of you but you’re so laughable, I will.
Where did I major in Production? Tisch School of the Arts, New York University.
My brother went to USC grad school and also majored in Production there and now works as a Producer - so you see Sherlock, there are places where people major in Production. And I don’t mean Assembly Line Production, Trailer Trash.
Did Mom and Dad bankroll it? Yes, they did.
Do I feel guilty? Hell no. My parents worked hard so I could get a 20k plus education an dso did my brother. BTW, it’s not that uncommon these days darlin’. Not a big deal but clearly to you it is.
You’re so bitter. It’s hilarious. I’m lovin’ it.
hahaha
a 20K plus education?
Wow!
And your brother went to BRAD school. He didn’t major in it for an undergrad now did he?
You think because Tisch is in NYC it’s reputable? That makes sense isnce you’re a f*cking ret*rd.
I’m sure you brother is a top notch producer too. lol
So basically you ARE an assistant and your parents wasted some good money while you play pretend.
Bitter? No kiddo, you wish you could be an assistant to people I don’t even deal with.
In case you’re wondering tuition at any decent school in the US is way more than 20K per year. Per year. 4 years for a degree. So you did what? One semester? Oh that’s right…you went to some p*ssy @ss faux school.
I didn’t go to school in the US though. :P
Remember that big bad world your explorer/adventurer parents trucked through with chirpa guides? You should try checking it out yourself.
This is getting more and more boring.
Beyonce is butt ass ugly and is only on that cover because she’s black and that’s type A racism.
The End.
Before you go on about it…I’m trying to combine the racism threads ongoing on here.
You’re welcome.
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magnus Says:
February 15th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
hahaha
a 20K plus education?
Wow!
And your brother went to BRAD school. He didn’t major in it for an undergrad now did he?
You think because Tisch is in NYC it’s reputable? That makes sense isnce you’re a f*cking ret*rd.
I’m sure you brother is a top
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I just shared your post w/ a colleague. You are an official lowlife.
We don’t even look at resumes that are not from Tisch, or the two West Coast schools or Columbia. Of course, we always look at stuff from Yale and my Dad’s Alma Mater Princeton, or Harvard. But that’t it, when it comes to film, anyone who knows anything about either acting or production knows Tisch is the place. That you don’t even know about it says I am debating with a fucktard. HAHAHAHA!
I LOVE IT!
What country are you from anyway? Wow. Ok.
FYI. Here is some info on the top 5 film schools:
Just as the Ivy League has its “Big Three,” the world of film schools has its “Big Five,” which are listed below, in alphabetical order.
1. American Film Institute (AFI): AFI did not used to be a conventionally-structured Master of Fine Arts Program, but in recent years this has changed; graduates have the option of applying for a degree or of pursuing a certificate of completion option. AFI’s program, located at the American Film Institute, whose campus is at the edge of the Hollywood Hills-adjacent neighborhood of Los Feliz, is one the entertainment industry’s most prized institutions (the AFI list of the top 100 films of all time is considered one of the industry’s gold standards, and their lifetime achievement award dinners attract a luminous, A-List set of attendees). AFI’s faculty includes such industry luminaries as Frank Pierson, who in addition to having written the Sidney Lumet-directed classic Dog Day Afternoon, is the current president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (whose members determine the Academy Awards). To read more about AFI, log onto their website at http://www.afi.com.
2. Columbia University: Past film school deans have included such industry titans as Milos Forman, and the combination of a prime New York location and Ivy League pedigree has continuously allowed Columbia to attract some of the most prestigious names in the film industry, such as James Schamus, who runs Focus Features (Universal’s specialty, or small-film arm) in addition to writing films like The Ice Storm, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and The Hulk, to name a few. Columbia boasts seven of the last eight student academy award film recipients and has garnered a well-deserved reputation for integrating storytelling into the visual medium of film. Columbia’s film school does not require prospective students to take the GRE exam. To learn more about Columbia’s film school, go to their website at http://www.arts.columbia.edu/film/.
3. New York University: NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts was founded in 1965 and includes such alumni as Jim Jarmusch, Spike Lee, and M. Night Shyamalan. NYU embraces its “downtown” reputation and embraces avant- garde filmmakers and writers but, as evidenced by its eclectic faculty, list of alumni, and long list of produced film and television credits, it hardly eschews the mainstream. NYU does not require prospective students to take the GRE exam. To learn more about NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts, visit their website at: http://www.tisch.nyu.edu.
4. University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA): UCLA’s film school benefits from its proximity to the entertainment industry, and its first-rate screenwriting program has turned out such names as Neal Jiminez (The River’s Edge, The Waterdance) and Scott Rosenberg (Beautiful Girls, Con Air) among others. Due to UCLA’s reputation as one of the premier institutions in which to learn how to write mainstream films, agents and other industry representatives always seem to be accessible; what’s more, the fluid interaction the school encourages between student filmmakers and student writers enables plenty of relationship-building within the school’s walls. UCLA does, however, require all prospective students to take the GRE exam. For more information about UCLA, their website is: http://www.tft.ucla.edu.
5. University of Southern California (USC): USC boasts perhaps the most famous film school in the country, and with alumni and benefactors such as Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, and Robert Zemeckis, it is no mystery as to why. If USC has one drawback, it is that for all the acclaim its directors’ program has enjoyed, there has been little mention made of its screenwriting department. This is unjustified: USC’s screenwriting department benefits from the same proximity to the industry as UCLA (although its decidedly less-than-tony neighborhood is a far cry from UCLA’s prime Westwood setting), and its faculty is every bit as distinguished as UCLA’s. For more information about USC’s film school, their website is http://www.cntv.usc.edu.
Magnus is a racist. To call Beyonce butt ass ugly proves it. She’s not the most beautiful woman in the world, certainly not the most beautiful black woman, but ugly???
Don’t waste your words on people like him.
the fact that he posted here– pic of Kanye with that white model probably p*issed him off big time!
As I said “observing” equality = racism in America. You’re only happy when you have a helping hand. I could care less about Kanye being with a white model. I care more that he’s a loud mouthed pissant who needs a good backhand.
And yes Beyonce is butt ugly. Not because she’s black but because she has a face like a baboon’s **** and thighs you could use to start a fire when they rub together.
To the other ****…so when you’re screening resumes…as an assistant…you only look at people from a list you grabbed off the net?
Best of luck! lol
You and your “colleague” are sure to go far. Out of the thousands of grads Tisch has a handful quite a roster of successful alumni huh? Well not quite a handful. lol
If you had any clue about the film industry you’d know the first thing anyone tells you is not to go to film school because it’s a waste of time. I’m not going to fault you, I made the same mistake myself. I went to U of T (btw: one of the most multi cultural schools in the most multi cultural cities in the world) for my undergrad and did my post grad work at UCLA. Both schools means both jack and squat to anyone.
But I was never an assistant. Because I never had to be.
“Producer”, for those of you observing, is a blanket title that can mean just about anything. For the most part the so called producers who live and never leave LA are the failures playing games and never really getting anything done. Anyone worth their weight goes…oh I dunno, to the set maybe? But that requires actually getting a project off the ground. A project worth while with a budget that people are proud of.
Your dad probably tells people you’re in med school to hide his shame.
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magnus Says:
February 15th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
If you had any clue about the film industry you’d know the first thing anyone tells you is not to go to film school because it’s a waste of time. I’m not going to fault you, I made the same mistake myself. I went to U of T (btw: one of the most multi cultural schools in the most multi cultural cities in the world) for my undergrad and did my post grad work at UCLA. Both schools means both jack and squat to anyone.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You did not just admit on a celeb blog for all to see that you went to U of T as in University of Texas at Austin???????????????
As in anybody can get in U of T??????????????????
As in the only reputable person to have ever graduated from that “film” (or should I say “video”) school is Robert Rodriguez of El Mariachi fame U of T????????????????
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! No, my colleagues and I would NEVER EVER look at a res from an inbred f***tard from …cough cough …hold me back…U of T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What a joke.
Ok, I am done with you. I knew it. I needed a good laugh.
Black people have a term they coined which everyone uses now: “HATER”!
Yeah, my brother is a Producer. I bet you’d love for me to list his credits for you but I won’t give your slimy U of T second class education self that pleasure. Producer credits are not that big of a deal for me. He worked his ass off and he knew the right people so it happened. So what? Don’t be a HATER!!!!!
U of T…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed that laugh. Hey, did you have to sell your cow to pay for tuition? Or your mom? which was it?
I love it.
PS: When people are talking about REAL schools, please don’t bring up the name of a “we’ll let you in cause we’re a glorified junior college” school…please!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
well done you two. OK. i think that i have it all?!
to sum up..
coloureds: bad?
racial agendas: bad?
attending film school: bad?
parents paying for college: bad?
admitting that you’re a U of T alum: bad?
& anne v: still impossibly chic. it’s all so clear now.
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You did not just admit on a celeb blog for all to see that you went to U of T as in University of Texas at Austin???????????????
As in anybody can get in U of T??????????????????
As in the only reputable person to have ever graduated from that “film” (or should I say “video”) school is Robert Rodriguez of El Mariachi fame U of T????????????????
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! No, my colleagues and I would NEVER EVER look at a res from an inbred f***tard from …cough cough …hold me back…U of T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What a joke.
Ok, I am done with you. I knew it. I needed a good laugh.
Black people have a term they coined which everyone uses now: “HATER”!
Yeah, my brother is a Producer. I bet you’d love for me to list his credits for you but I won’t give your slimy U of T second class education self that pleasure. Producer credits are not that big of a deal for me. He worked his ass off and he knew the right people so it happened. So what? Don’t be a HATER!!!!!
U of T…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed that laugh. Hey, did you have to sell your cow to pay for tuition? Or your mom? which was it?
I love it.
PS: When people are talking about REAL schools, please don’t bring up the name of a “we’ll let you in cause we’re a glorified junior college” school…please!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ”
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Ready for it?
ready????
UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO
Same school as Cronenberg. Adam Agoyan. Norman Jewison.
Are you still laughing?
I am.
PS: You wouldn’t get too many resumes from U of T (Toronto) grads. We don’t usually have to apply. lol
Ready for it?
ready????
UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO
Same school as Cronenberg. Adam Agoyan. Norman Jewison.
Are you still laughing?
I am.
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magnus Says:
February 16th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
PS: You wouldn’t get too many resumes from U of T (Toronto) grads. We don’t usually have to apply. lol
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now his country ass claims it’s U of Toronto …as if that makes a difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we can’t even check whether your toronto school is even accredited. for god’s sake renew your darn visa before ins comes after your ass.
u of t …whether of texas or of toronto is truly and utterly pathetic. pathetic.
some people attended REAL SCHOOLS!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes, i am still laughing,….i am rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!
u of toronto?? wtf????????? u of texas??? hee haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go milk your cows country boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toronto is the 4th largest city in North America you PHENOMENAL fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Country???
B*tch you couldn’t even survive here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE NUMBER ONE MOST MULTI CULTURAL METROPOLIS IN THE F*CKING WORLD!!!!
One of the most revered film programs ON THE PLANET.
DAVID F*CKING CRONENGERG.
And THEN I did my post grad at UCLA.
You
Have
Nothing.
Sit the f*ck down kid. You’re an assistant. A CAREER B*TCH.
Country ass?
Sorry son, this place has 4,683,000 population estimate. And I go to LA all the time. For work. Because I’m not a loser ass assistant on daddy’s dime.
You’re not laughing. I am. You’re eating your own nuts.
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magnus Says:
February 16th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Toronto is the 4th largest city in North America you PHENOMENAL fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Country???
B*tch you couldn’t even survive here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. Ok. Uh huh. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase.
Get your visa in order buddy before we kick you out of the country. And if Canada is so great, do us a favor, and stay there.
Although methinks country boy is heehawing on some barren bumfuck Texas farm gettin frisky with the cows in daddy’s shed. Hee Haw country boy!!! Let’s hear it for Texas…I mean..cough cough…..Toronto…wink wink.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friends and I are dying over here!!!!!!!
We are going to let country bumpkin just keep posting by his ol lonesome and when he gets tired he can go marry his cousin or mom or somethin’. Hee Haw! Too funny.
We never dealt with country bumpkin trailer trash - never have never will.
U of T…too funny. That’s a classic. Ok, I am done, this has been the funniest, most hilarious thread I have ever dealt with. Classic.
Genius. Country ass. Hee haw boy. Go milk the cows boys while I go spend my daddy’s money..yeah I said it! hee haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are nuts!!! Addicting debate. Team Lara Croft, you are quite the intelligent lady. I can tell that you know your stuff. I’ve been surfing around on several sites and coming back to read the comments here.
Magnus, although I disagree with your point of view, I think you are intelligent also. You don’t come across as a southerner. On another post you said you were not born here. You write well. How did you become a racist? What race are you? Can you tell that without giving too much of yourself away? Are you Caucasian? Not all racists are Caucasian, believe me. It’s just strange that you could go to a school with all kinds of people and become a racist. It’s interesting to me.
Are you still a foreigner here in the United States? Have you become a citizen?
Since I’m commenting, I have to disagree with the comment about Beyonce looking like a baboon. Does she really look that bad to you? That is a racist comment - connecting her to a monkey.
Ok I’ve been watching this too and Magnus is hardly a racist. You made the monkey to black person racism connection. Saying someone looks like a baboon is a pretty common insult. I don’t think he meant it in the traditional racist way you’re thinking.
Team Lara Croft, I’m from Buffalo and go to Toronto every now and then (I’m about 2 hours north of it right now). If you think that’s “country” then you’re pretty stupid. I mean they have some nice ravines but the place is mostly skyscrapers. That just killed any credibility you had.
Plus I have it on good authority that about 8 out of every 10 writers working in the television industry in California are Canadian. So he’s kind of got you by the balls there.
I get the feeling you didn’t address him telling you that David Cronenberg, Norman Jewison, and Adam Agoyan all went to his same school (the university of Toronto) because you don’t actually know who they are. They’re all Academy Award winning film makers.
Lastly I don’t believe you even have friends let alone being surrounded by them and laughing. If that’s true they’re as narrow minded and pathetic as you are.
People like you are the very reason I come up here so much. You’re the spoiled Paris Hiltons. The collective shame of America. The by-product of a free market economy. You’re the reason most Americans are afraid to travel (in case you’re curious…we’re not well liked around the world). You’re a half wit with a useless degree and no clue about anything that actually matters.
Magnus, if you’re not an American citizen I would gladly trade Team Lara Croft for you.
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that’s enough Says:
February 17th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
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43 I have read through a few of Magnus’s posts and I took it as a given that he is a racist. You didn’t come to that conclusion? Why not? I didn’t argue with him. I just figured that’s the way he is and that’s that. I’m not here to try to change someone’s beliefs. I think it not possible to do that anyway. I felt that he was pretty comfortable with that label because he never denied it.
Regarding the comment, I (nonracist) wouldn’t call a black person a baboon. If someone truthfully resembled a baboon (and let’s admit it that some people do look like animals), I could say it, but to call Beyonce a baboon is pretty mean-spirited. But if Magnus feels that way about blacks in general, that’s how he could see her that way.
I think Team Lara Croft is a good debater about a lot of subjects. She’s done a lot of posting here on JJ. You could be right that she didn’t know who the movie makers were, but I think she doesn’t believe Magnus came from Toronto. That’s what she was saying. She thinks he is lying about his background, so she kept calling him a country bumpkin. We tend to think of racists as being from the south or backwoods in America. I don’t know, he could be. I mean, who knows for sure on these blogs?
Oh it’s late. It’s too late to be sitting here typing. Goodnight.
Ha.
Display IP’s on here please.
You’ll see who’s full of sh*t and who is honest.
This twat TLC is a loser. She’s a gopher who gets coffee for a living.
definition of Magnus:
Angry
Depressed
Fugly
Misfit
Jerk
Nerd
Unsuccessful
Alien
Jealous
Unloved
Stupid
Lying
Sad
Racist
Lying?
Alien?
Racist?
The only one you got right was angry. And that’s just cause of you stupid f*cking bigots.
Magnus,
In your opinion, have any black actors, or any non-white actors for that matter, ever deserved, or rather earned their Oscar’s, Emmy’s, etc.?
Also, what criteria would be necessary for a black actor to be perceived as having earned such an award as opposed to being seen as simply receiving it as a result of successfully “crying for a handout”?
Also, would you agree that perhaps Kanye having an SI cover would not only serve as a source of controversy in light of the racial under-current, but also as an attempt to penetrate further into the “urban/hip-hop” market demographic? (In otherwords they wanna profit off of the black market).
In light of the discussion of racism, I’m not sure being exposed to multi-cultural surroundings (i.e. Toronto) expands one’s perspective into an elevated realm enlightenment. Perhaps, those surroundings, if observed from a superficial perspective, serve merely to reinforce any preconceived notions about said racial, social, or ethnic group, agreed?
Not at all.
Your argument is first hand experience and exposure enforces an individuals racial bias? How? By validating suspicions? What if your suspicions are wrong? How would you even know? Well I guess you could ask me.
And FYI he’s not on the cover. He’s just in there. I could care less about him even though it seems like people really want me to.
I don’t think S/I cares about the self important hip hop demo. Their marketing to visible minorities is well taken care of in their coverage of professional sports like basketball etc. The “black” market was sucked into SI a long time ago. Look up! There goes your argument.
What is stupid is people like P Diddy and Jay Z showing up to present at the Oscars. They’re not actors. And in those same years awards are handed out for performances that weren’t deserved of recognition of that caliber. Understand? Agree? Open ended questions in an attempt to govern the discourse? Pretty sad even with your verbiage.
The only people who think there’s a racial undercurrent or who care about it are visible minorities and those profiting from their bare boned bigotry. Agreed? Wouldn’t you say I’m absolutely correct?
While your thesaurus obviously isn’t broken you really need to work on your grammar.
The recent black actors who have received Oscars in no way earned them. People cried and they were handed out to shut people up. Coincidence that immediately after Spike Lee cried tears of stupidity over this exact issue black actors were suddenly winning and people with no relationship to acting or movies were showing up as presenters? No? Not at all?
I am quite sure that being exposed to multi cultural surroundings does indeed expand an individual’s perspective on this exact issue. It’s called experience. I feel comfortable in assuming you have none.
To answer your first question: Morgan Freeman. Denzel Washington. Sidney Poitier. Louis Gossett Jr.
They won fair and square and should be proud.
Halle Berry and Jaime Fox has those things bought for them. Wouldn’t you agree whole heartedly with everything I said?
This dude Magnus doesn’t realize that life is not fair in so many ways. Whose fault is it that the precious Oscars are losing it’s prestige? It’s lazy white people in charge who aren’t doing their job and putting together a good show. They have found the hip-hop culture to be extremely lucrative. They realize there is an entire community out there that likes hip-hop and will watch people like Jay Z and Puffy on the Oscars. That means ratings. That means money. Overall, all those “shows” have gone downhill and will probably continue to do so. So sorry to break that news to you Magnus.
How many times do people win Oscars when they didn’t deserve it? Let’s not go there. I thought Shawshank Redemption deserved something great years ago, but noooo! Am I having a breakdown about it today? Of course not, because that’s just life. It’s hard for a racist to grasp, but some people see things differently and thought Halle and Foxx deserved the Oscar.
Magnus is just a racist saying, “Oh no, here come the blacks tainting all that was good! Before you know it, they’ll ruin everything! We’ve got to find a way to keep them in their place!”
Racist, please.
Blacks make LITTLE strides in Hollywood, and it is never consistent. Magnus is mad because he sees Jennifer Hudson and Eddie Murphy about to get something and he can’t stand it.
Blacks take what they get in Hollywood. Give them better roles, and they will give better, Oscar-worthy performances. If you want to deal with racism, deal with that Magnus. THAT IS UNFAIR!
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