Brad & Angelina Keep It Together

What a bunch of lies! Rock on BAMZS

wow.trouble in paradise?………

Huh! creative much? couldn’t they even come up with stuff that’s a little more convincing?

Im gonna go seek the truth

That has to be the biggest crock of BS I’ve ever heard. Why can’t this family be left in peace? All the lies and make believe that these tabloids print is beyond belief. And what’s worse, is that some folks actually believe the trash. Incredible….

Jared,

Couldn’t we have a thread with the NO balcony pictures?

That article from German Galore is a copy from the British Grazia. Both of them worse than Life & Style.

Sorry Gussie, I wish I could. I don’t have the proper permissions to. I am working on it, though!

They’re wise people and marriage is a fact to think through..it is no doubt that they love each other but I believe and trust that they will make it through. They are more than committed now esp that they have 3 little tots than ever. I pray for their lasting committment to each other, to their children and their commitment to the world.

Jared I hate that you put this article up.

bella…

wise words my dear!

It’s just unbelievable how the tabloids and paparazzi make up stories to no end. What’s the point of stalking celebrities if you’re going to make up stories anyway. You don’t have to have new pics or stories. Just make one up and cut and paste the pictures. Unbelievable! I gues anything for a buck.

Angie and Zahara in NO:

http://pics.livejournal.com/pittimpression2/pic/001fkfq4

#26- Zahara looks like, “Yeah, whatever, where are my chips…someone throw me some chips!!!!” she is too cute.

Hi…Just wanted to say that I don´t believe what was written there…

PT can you interpret this article for us? This is just so dumb-They don’t let the public know when they change socks, why in the hell would they or a “source” know they have counselling. I believe they have issues like everyone else, but I believe they have prescribed to my way of handling issues with your spouse (did U see the uncut MAMS? Yep! lots and lots of it. Can’t be mad when u do the grown-up now can u? Rock on BAMZS!)

Angie & Z on the balcony

Enjoying Mardi Gras festivities yesterday at home in New Orleans. Funny how the rags claim she’s starving and dying and shooting up – don’t know about you but this looks about as far from Britney as it gets.

As for this weekend at the Oscars, though it seems unlikely they’ll attend, I received a fresh tip - not slamdunk gossip, still working on confirmation - that Laura Ziskin, who’s always had a decent relationship with Brad has called a few times gently asking about presenter duties. For both. I interviewed Ms Ziskin for eTalk about producing the show about the Oscar return to “Girl Power” with Ellen’s selection as host and her first time back at the helm since Whoopie’s tour of duty in 2002 - watch it on eTalk on Friday. Laura Ziskin is a powerhouse. She’s sharp, she’s strong, smart as all hell, the producer behind the Spiderman series, one of the most powerful women in Hollywood, and I think she really owns that with pride.

According to my source, Angelina has been approached to present for either Best Foreign Language or Best Documentary Feature. The Pitts are said to be considering it though as mentioned before, neither seem too inclined to head back to the cesspool.

Again, not locked down, will let you know when I know.

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5919

I see everyone’s cry’s for a new thread worked

Very nice photos.

Photoshopped!! airbrushed!!

Grazia pretends to be a superior glossy weekly magazine, a sort of weekly Cosmo. In reality it’s no better than the trashy tabloids, just has better fashion pages. Nobody takes it seriously. I remember hearing Kate Winslet saying she was going to sue this crappy rag, did a bit of googling then voila- found out it’s true. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6353611.stm.

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Gussie Says:
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I was hoping they would go but I don’t blame them for not wanting to be apart of that sideshow it will be this year. But it does seem like Ms. Cliniqua’s post a few thread ago was on point …that the Oscars would love to have this power couple in their mist on Oscar night. I guess you can’t have a star studded event without two of its biggest stars.

Angelina is already a homemaker.

lmao

They are the biggest love story. They have proved everyone wrong, so the tabloids saves face by sticking with their lies. BAMZS don’t share their private lives with tabloids.

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[Fug Face Maniston] Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
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Marriage counseling?? For had?? They are not even married.

I’m sorry to tell you but Tabloids have said that Zahara was ill while in Namibia and that Brad and Angie where endangering her life. And it was a LIE. They have said that Brad might not be the father of Shiloh. And it was a LIE. They have said millions of other things that they don’t know a s h i t about and yes THEY ARE THAT STUPID TO DO IT.

How the hell a reporter of a foreign paper will know what is going on in their lives??

Brad has said in his latest interview that he wants to put everything on the table so everybody will know everything and they will no question about anything. And that is how Brad is operating in all of his relationships according to what he have said in his interviews. Then why now they will go to counseling when they have made clear that they are approaching everything by talking to EACH OTHER.

Seriously you need to think it through a bit.

Grazia also has Kate Moss in a secret marriage ceremony.:lol:

Next week it will be Posh abducted by an alien… well at least she’d feel at home.

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malibumom Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 3:01 pm
PT can you interpret this article for us? This is just so dumb-They don’t let the public know when they change socks, why in the hell would they or a “source” know they have counselling
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This is so true, they KILL me with that “source” What source, heck, I could be a source, I wish people would just stop buying these rags.

Grazia also had Kate Winslet going to a diet doctor in LA and are obviously being sued by the actress:

The allegations, which were printed in the glossy magazine Grazia, are “completely untrue,” Winslet told reporters on the red carpet at the BAFTA awards in London on Sunday.

“I’m going to fight for myself. I don’t want people thinking that I would ever go to a diet doctor, I would ever buy into that stuff,” Winslet, who is nominated for a Best Actress Oscar for her role in Little Children, told a BBC radio interviewer. “I never have done, I never will.”

Last week, Grazia printed a story alleging that the actress visited the Chinese Healing Institute in Santa Monica to help with neck pain, and also to lose weight.

On Monday, attorneys for the actress at Schillings law firm in London said proceedings for libel were being issued. Winslet’s rep, Sara Keene, underlined her client’s feelings, saying: “Kate is angry and upset about it because it is an issue she feels very strongly about. She will be issuing legal proceedings. She wants to get the message out there….”

“I will continue to say what I feel about this issue of women being thin and emaciated. It’s just out of control,” she said Sunday. “I know I’m a role model to young women. It’s a role that I take very, very seriously and I would never want anyone to ever think I was a hypocrite in doing something like going to a diet doctor, for goodness sake. I mean, it’s really, really ridiculous.”

I could careless about [Unknown] but Keanu is an Upgrade from That guy who was in Wedding Crashers, not Owen Wilson

100 times better

The American celeblrity mags are also saying trouble in paradise, counseling, Brad walks out, Angie walks out. I’m always amazed, Jared darlin’ how you skew things to your biased point of view. You’re the master of the devious.

It ’s quite obvious that whoever is posting under

Now This is news…S.H.
AND Love love love

is the same person trying to inject J.A. into this thread. PLEASE FOLKS SHOW SOME INTELLIGENCE AND DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT. IGNORE ANY AND ALL POSTS RELATED TO J.A.

Jared you might want to think twice about
putting up any [negative] threads about BAMZS.
You might get lynched, even worse some one
on here might even try to hunt you down and kill you.
[lol]

Why is everything not praising Brangelina a lie but the glowing tabloid stories are all true. You poor, sad women need to take your heads out of your a** and realize that their media wh0ring did not work. Those of us with half a brain know them for what they truly are - self-centered, lying, manipulative, ego-driven hypocrites who pimp out their kids to make themselves look better. They never look happy anymore - they didn’t become the “Golden Couple” she craved so desperately and are a joke in Hollywood - why do you think they would move to the murder capital of US? No SAG nomination and no Oscar nomination - that is a huge F*ck Off from Hollywood. Great parents - putting their children in danger just to make themselves look like humanitarians. Can anyone explain how their buying a 4 million mansion in New Orleans helps the life-long residents who are still displaced? BTW - Us reporting AJ is very lonely and importing childhood friends from LA to keep her company - must be paying for more assistants because even she stated in the Vogue article that she doesn’t have any friends!!!

These are beautiful photos of Angelina but I think they are old ones, right? If so, this is the third magazine recently to use old photos of her on their cover, the other two being Maxim and Elle UK. Vanity Fair also used an old photo of Brad on its cover recently, too. Amazing, I don’t know any other actress or actor that is powerful enough to sell magazines from older photos. I am wondering if Brad and Angelina have any rights over these photos or not.

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Meg Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
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American Tabloids?? Now that is reliable?? :lol:

Of course the countless times that the AMERICAN tabloids have been wrong and the fact that the family is very much together living in peace in NOLA doesn’t count to you. LOL!

Some people are still hoping and praying that this couple break up.
Very sad indeed.

As fans, we have to take the bad news with the good (whether it’s made up or not). Just take what you want and leave the rest alone. Ultimately, the only two people who know what is going on between Brad & Ange are Brad & Ange. Big stars have to put up with negative press - that’s just the way it is. I say - suck it up. This too shall pass.

The article is bad… no one believes the media anymore. Roll with it.

I just seen the photo of Angelina Jolie holding Zahara watching the Mardi Gras parade from what I assume is their balcony. Hot

Ange is smiling, I just wish Z-money was too.

Those are some OLD OLD pics of Angelina. I guess magazines can purchasethem from photo services and put them on a cover no matter how old cause she sure didn’t pose for that magazine.

Hey JJ, enough with the tabloid reports.

I’ve been looking into Grazia and wow! they have the most fantastic stories (complete fabrications, without a single fact in them) about Angelina and Brad… this is a trend! Some of them are so imbecile you cannot imagine. For example, they have Angie asking “friends” to report back on Brad’s every move during the shooting of Ocean 13 because she thought Matt Damon and George Clooney were a bad influence for him. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gussie Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Grazia also has Kate Moss in a secret marriage ceremony.

Next week it will be Posh abducted by an alien… well at least she’d feel at home.

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LOL, I’ve said time and time again that Posh looks like E.T.’s long lost sister. I mean I have nothing against the woman, but she is some kind of funny looking.

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LaLa Land Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 3:52 pm

Why is everything not praising Brangelina a lie but the glowing tabloid stories are all true.
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Oops! Sorry but neither negative or positive stories are true from the Tabloids. There have been various rumors before that Brad and Angie are getting marride or that Angie is pregnant again and we all called BULLSH*T on them. So check your facts!

crickey how good is this, just got back from meeting up with my buddy, turned on the TV and there is the god that is brad, as troy! damm that body is frigging amazing, angie is one lucky lucky woman!!!

hey CLINIQUA…
if you make a site ill be there!

Yeah, a new thread. Please, no more offensive remarks from haters. (a girl can dream).

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Gussie Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 4:10 pm

For example, they have Angie asking “friends” to report back on Brad’s every move during the shooting of Ocean 13 because she thought Matt Damon and George Clooney were a bad influence for him. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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And guess from where did the Grazia took this scoop from. National Enquire!!
Yes that is what I call true journalism!! :lol:

Is no one seeing JJ’s last line? That this magazine made it up? Of course it’s not true.

The pics are old. Don’t blame Jared, he’s doing the best for his business.

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think positive! Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
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Exactly and the sad thing is, most of the trashy rags, have email addys, for “people with scoop” can email them for a story, I can set here right now at my computer email Life and Lies, that Angie are Brad are setting right here beside me arguring and Angie ran out. Pllllllease, When will the maddness stop.

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[LaLa Land]
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You’re correct. But True or False. Some people don’t want to hear [Read] it.

It would be ok for JJ to post negative threads about anyone else. but if its
the beloved Brangelina they cry for the thread to be removed. Entertaining

I personally fear for JJ’s safety. some of these females can be pretty adamant
about Bradikins. In Fact my life and the lives of my family members are probably
in danger now for speaking about the masses. lmao

I hope all you “new thread please” people are happy. THIS is what you get when there is NO REAL NEWS TO POST. Stop asking for new threads when there’s no news.
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Thank you! LEAVE JARED ALONE.

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well… Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
The story is BS, but I must say that isn’t the best picture of her
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the cover pic is beautiful, loves her pouty lips, cute….

Get over yourself. You always have dirty the thread with your stupid conspiracy theories. Get original for once. We all know about your theories and if you had 1/2 a brain you would know how f–king stuped you sound. Most people aren’t as pathetic as you and most people aren’t “paid” spies. You need to medicate your sorry a–!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’re gonna put up old pix, put up the famous W magazine ones. With that up, JJ would have to fumigate his site of all the payroll trolls and haters who have nothing to do. They would get all riled something fierce.

Obviously certain people don’t like this thread, but the people complaining about it, keep on posting comments. Hopefully the people saying they want a new thread and not to post on, here will read their own font and not comment. that way there wont be 1000 plus comments all about [Unknown]

JJ you rock DuDe. keep it up.

Look at all the People Turning on JJ for doing what bloggers do, and not obeying orders

Excuse me but what is #92 talking about. what is box reduction and did jenifer realy have one done?

One more thing, and I am DONE.

This sh*t is pi ss ing me off no end.

The POINT IS NOT that we know rags make up lies to sell. The POINT IS NOT that we have to take the good with the bad. The POINT IS NOT that by clamoring for ‘new threads,’ the BAMZS fans are forcing JJ to put up A TABLOID INFERRING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO COUNSELING.

The POINT is:

Either a site that purports to be PRO-BAMZS, and makes it’s money off of BAMZS fans RESPECTS what we as fans want to see & read as a thread, or they do NOT. It’s really NOT that complicated, bottom line is: NO NASTY TABLOID SLAMMING & WEB SPAMMING of BAMZS.

What is so complicated about that?

I am constantly FLOORED that I have to go through this here, I thought we had an understanding.

If the NE prints a story that Shiloh is not Brad’s, that the family is breaking up and needs to seek counselin, that Angie is a heroin junkie - THIS IS THE KIND OF SH*T I do not need to see on BAMZS FAN site…it’s as simple as that.

The fact that we KNOW these rag piece of sh*t stories are LIES, IS NOT THE POINT.

The POINT IS THAT this SITE should not be PUTTING THESE KINDS OF THREADS UP in the FIRST PLACE!!

That’s it and that’s all.

*I’m not unreasonable, IF anything bad ever did befall this family - if, for instance, they issued a statement saying they were splitting, or if they start releasing statements to People that spell bad news, then OF COURSE Jared should cover these kinds of LEGITIMATE REPORTS that might mean BAMZS is going through a bad time…what I OBJECT TO is a BAMZS fan site that EAGERLY posts NEGATIVE bullsh*t CR*PLOID RAG stories, at very ODD times.

NOW. That is ALL, see you when this comes down…or NOT.

Along with slamming BAMZS and getting bullsh*t like this out on the open web at opportune times, it can also serve another purpose…for those haters (and others) that want me gone…this is an excellent way to achieve that. Just keep posting and linking nauseating HIT JOBS on BAMZS and making them threads - Congrats!

GOODBYE.

Excuse me but what is #92 talking about. what is box reduction and did jenifer realy have one done?

There is not a topic that Jared could have pick up for a new thread that the haters wouldn’t pay us a visit. Even if he would have posted the balcony pictures with Angie Z and Madd we would read any kind of racial slur about the kids and every kind of criticism for Angie and Brad. Even when Jared is posting pictures from ages ago the haters are still around to spew their hate. They just LOVE this family! :lol:

And the Tabs and the entertainment media will continue their sloppy job and criticize them as they are doing for tow years now with or without Jared posting news about BAMZS. It doesn’t make a difference.

So don’t blame Jared about it. Plus it’s a celebrity blog and posting a Tabloid article every now and then is not far fetched for a celebrity blog. Jared has been great to us. I don’t have a problem with him and the way he handles his site.

who is this “”moussemaker!”" who emailed JJ with the old pic and garbage article ? Definitely a paid Huavane troll .

You see JA has reached a level of desperation that JA is personally paying her publicist to act as a AJ’s negative publicist . Don’t you see that all the tabloids bad press were all paid snitch from JA publicists’ camp . The only way to get his client out of the downward spiral career and popularity depression is to have have AJ painted in as negative a light as possible — that is project AJ worst off then JA. That way, the fraud ” appear” as saint (cough cough lol)

Well they can try . Again this will only manipulate the weak minded and those blindsided worshipper of the fraud . All well read intelligent , rational being will find this as a fan fiction of the jealous soul.

Guys, stop slamming Jared, you got it ALL WRONG

Grazia the British rag is the one who published the made up story.

But Galore , the German magazine for culture, society and interviews, has an interview with Angelina on the cover you can read “Doing good is not hard - Angelina Jolie”. Also if you look at the cover you will see they have an article about the question of responsabilities in Abu Ghraib, another one about Oliver Stone, Keith Urban.

So please, stop complaining about Galore, say whatever you want to say about Grazia. Jared did write that the story was made up, but by Grazia!!!

#45 That was Hilarious! I’d Love to see a Photo of just Angie, Brad And Shiloh Together!!! They are so Picture Perfect!!

i wish i was getting paid to hate brangelina! That would be fricken awesome. LOL

At this point, some of the BAMZS lovers are behaving worse than the HATERS!

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and the story goes… Says:
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Stop with the troll crap, mouse is an angelina fan, she posted the scans at JJB and souljolie probably jared took it from there. The Grazia story was posted on the NOLA pics threat.

ooppps…I fogot to tell JJ. I know you’ve written that the article is from Grazia UK, ut you need to bold it or something, because I think most people here are not really reading it clearly. oh, and also your comment on how ridiculous this article is, need to be in bold and in larger font. Thanks JJ for the lovely pictures.

Once again, JJ wrote that this article was a LIE. Re-read what he posted. He clearly says it IS MADE UP!!!!!!

Why did Jenifer have a box reduction??????????? hello someone help.

the reason jared posts negative posts is because he needs the traffic dumbasses! look at these threads , you guys try to run everyone off that doesn’t just love angelina. He needs variety in here. There aren’t hardly any comments on the the other threads DUH

Why jared is erasing the comments?

Why jared is erasing the comments?
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He’s cleaning the spam

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think positive! Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 3:19 pm

ROTFLMAO!! Dayam!! This specific lame story has made the cover of every American Tabloid magazine from the very first day Brad and Angie got together. And I mean all of them. One by one. Why the foreign Tabs are always so late to report the “news”?? :lol:

Brad’s parents want them to marry, Angie doesn’t, Brad is proposing every day but she says no and all that c r a p.

Almost every rumour that has been said about the Jolie-Pitt’s has been proven big fat LIES as the time went by. You would think that the Tabloids will think it through and stop re-cycling a story that has been proven false all the time and at least find something more creative and new to write fabrications about. Seriously they are not good even for entertainment any more. Not even for some laughs. They are boring to death.

Brad and Angie have said time and time again in their interviews that they have no plans to marry at this time and they are legally bonded to their kids and fully committed to each other. Brad has also said that they might not be married but they are committed as a married couple is.

That sounds like tow people who know very well what they want from each other.
How much time does it take for some people to comprehend it??

How many marriages with children have to fail for some to understand that marriage guaranties absolutely nothing?? Some people must get their heads out of their asses and smell the coffee and let people live their lives as they chose to.
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I so agree with you. I’m not angry with this article, because it’s so obvious bs, it’s ridiculous. Thanks everybody for digging up info about Grazia, which show what a “classy’ mag this is. So they are in a lawsuit, and consequently writing bs about our favourite couple.
I’m still amazed who is buying these mags. When PT is writing her weekly recaps, it always turns out that the tabs are having contradicting stories at the same time. In one tab the couple is blissful and happy, in the other they are fighting again, in the third they are adopting a baby from Mars, in the fourth Angie is pregnant, in the fifth Brad is sad because Angie is keeping in touch with JLM, BBT, CF (etc. the list can go on), in the sixth Angie is crying because Brad is keeeping in touch with __ or GP or whoever. Seriously who can believe any of these lies?

For the hater who posted an article about Z’s grandmother or mother, or whatever, this is a 2 years old story, and it turned out to be a LIE again. We are not stupid, stop posting old bs.

To be frank I’m not interested in any article regarding the ___. I wouldn’t cry if noone posts a story about ___ at a BAMZSthread. Even at a conspiracy level, she is not relevant anymore.

estelle…
its been slighty harsh on here today. the haters are on full force! its strange cos another mag over here has brad and angie on the front cover saying how much brad is by her side and plans for a wedding, i just wish i could remember the mag! racking my 1/2 a brain! nope its gone! ill have a look tomorrow. whats even funnier is that they are all owned by the same frigging company, each one is for a particular group of people. and as i have already told you guys before, the british public are all brainwashed! (my sister being one! but i still love her!) a certain programme is on around 10 times a day! im not kidding, i had to bribe my sister to flick over the channel yesterday! i suppose you could say, if you dont like it, then there is nothing on tv, so its like it or lump it! thank god for the last few months of constant work for me!

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stranger Says:

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PLEASE DON’T POST THE TRANSLATION. **** HAPPENS WHEN INTERVIEW FROM EUROPE GET LOST IN TRANSLATION LIKE THE BLOB COMMENT AND THE MADONNA MENTION.
IF YOU WANT THE PRESS TO LEAVE ANGELINA ALONE, DON’T POST THE TRANSLATION.

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stef Says:

grazia is a newish magazine over here, every week the stories seem so high profile then you open it up and find about 5 different tabs stories grouped together, never any new pictures or anything really interesting, oh and we all know the source, pal, friend etc is just to cover their backs with the liability of it all. it makes it harder for the celebs to sue them. its evil and should be stopped, give me a story like in USA vogue, now that was a great, heartwarming truthful interview. the last bi about angie hugging him was lovely. i had to wait a month to get my hands on that!

thanks stef..Good to see you at jj’s again…
cheers.

The haters need to be ignored. They know this is the only celeb blog where us Angie fans can talk about them without negativity. And they obvoisly don’t like that because there hearts and minds are filled with hate and negativity.

kiki Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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think positive! Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 3:19 pm

ROTFLMAO!! Dayam!! This specific lame story has made the cover of every American Tabloid magazine from the very first day Brad and Angie got together. And I mean all of them. One by one. Why the foreign Tabs are always so late to report the “news”??

Brad’s parents want them to marry, Angie doesn’t, Brad is proposing every day but she says no and all that c r a p.

Almost every rumour that has been said about the Jolie-Pitt’s has been proven big fat LIES as the time went by. You would think that the Tabloids will think it through and stop re-cycling a story that has been proven false all the time and at least find something more creative and new to write fabrications about. Seriously they are not good even for entertainment any more. Not even for some laughs. They are boring to death.

Brad and Angie have said time and time again in their interviews that they have no plans to marry at this time and they are legally bonded to their kids and fully committed to each other. Brad has also said that they might not be married but they are committed as a married couple is.

That sounds like tow people who know very well what they want from each other.
How much time does it take for some people to comprehend it??

How many marriages with children have to fail for some to understand that marriage guaranties absolutely nothing?? Some people must get their heads out of their asses and smell the coffee and let people live their lives as they chose to.
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I so agree with you. I’m not angry with this article, because it’s so obvious bs, it’s ridiculous. Thanks everybody for digging up info about Grazia, which show what a “classy’ mag this is. So they are in a lawsuit, and consequently writing bs about our favourite couple.
I’m still amazed who is buying these mags. When PT is writing her weekly recaps, it always turns out that the tabs are having contradicting stories at the same time. In one tab the couple is blissful and happy, in the other they are fighting again, in the third they are adopting a baby from Mars, in the fourth Angie is pregnant, in the fifth Brad is sad because Angie is keeping in touch with JLM, BBT, CF (etc. the list can go on), in the sixth Angie is crying because Brad is keeeping in touch with __ or GP or whoever. Seriously who can believe any of these lies?

For the hater who posted an article about Z’s grandmother or mother, or whatever, this is a 2 years old story, and it turned out to be a LIE again. We are not stupid, stop posting old bs.

To be frank I’m not interested in any article regarding the ___. I wouldn’t cry if noone posts a story about ___ at a BAMZSthread. Even at a conspiracy level, she is not relevant anymore.

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TP and kiki, ITA with you ladies, this story is so ridiculous and when I read it earlier I had a good laugh., cause it was so ridiculous. I don’t believe anything that come from any tabs and that include US and Overseas

did you know that Courtney Cox hooked up with Michael Keaton while he was a married father of one, and then lived with him 2yrs before his divorce was final?

Sheryl Crow? Lance Armstrong was a very married father of 3 while with her. He went back to his wife or a spell, but when it didn’t workout, he returned to “his mistress.”

Laura Dern was with Billy Bob Thornton prior to his divorce from his then wife Petra (who incidentally has never had a nice word to say about Laura, but interestingly enough thinks well of Angelina).

After publically accused Angelina of stealing her fiance, Laura Dern dried her tears by moving on to a very married musician and father of two, Ben Harper who is now HER husband. Funny thing about that is, their oldest son was all of 5mths old before Bens divorce from his FIRST wife was final.

You know what’s the most interesting thing about all of this? Jennifer Aniston call them all her best friends, and theres even a nice photo of all four celebrating a birthday a few threads down.

Now my question is, “what makes all of these woman any better than someone who you’ve mantled a “****?”

Based on what really was learned as a couple who at that time was on the outs (Thornton-Dern), how does Angelina marrying a man who obviously wasn’t THAT engaged make her a ****?

Based on even his ex-wife never accusing him of being unfaithful, AND, her bestfriend…..the aformentioned cheater Courtney Cox…..saying she doesn’t believe Brad was a cheater, how does that information translate into ****?

Bottomline is you’re a hypocrite along with Anon.
CompaqGirl | 02.21.07 - 4:20 pm | #

julia,
the mag says that the interview took place in NYC in December, so chances are it is the same press conference she did promoting The Good Shepherd.

And I know better, I will not translate the whole thing, just gave you a few quotes to show that it was an interview and not a made up tabloid story.

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stef Says: February 21st, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Hiya Stef, how are you doing today?

lol @ [161]

He’s doing his job reporting gossip! Stop whining, cry babies.

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stef Says:
LOL…you are so funny, I love your 1/2 brain.

The “blob” comment was not a lost in translation thing, it was good ol’ English from a British mag, Elle, I think. I won’t post any translations here.

Cliniqua,
my guess is that Jared doesn’t speak German and he decided to add some text to the pics. The choice of text was unfortunate though.

http://www.supload.us/free/Angie1.jpg/view/

she looks so happy, not stressed… HAPPY!
Even while she is grieiving her Mother. She still has so much to be happy about…
I think Brad has something to do with that….and the lil ones… :)
She is surrounded by Love…
Thanks Stranger and JTF.

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stef Says:

Yep. you got it right Stef… :)

I saw the picture of Angie with her baby. Beautiful. Perhaps i will let go of all my judgments of their choices in media coverage and the seemingly hypocritical behavior.

Sheesh, some of y’all are really sensitive. Obviously the story isn’t true, so why bother? This site isn’t a BAMZS worship site, it’s a celebrity blog. Rumors and lies are posted about other celebrities all the time, so Brad and Angelina are no different. As long as THEY know that their relationship isn’t in trouble, that’s it.

One thing that should be obvious, the hater(s) cream themselves when they Jared posts a negative rag article about the family.

If for no other reason, that should be a good rationale for him not posting that kind of poop. Because they all inevitably (all 2 of them, including ritzy in disguise — as fugfacemaniston, and the cliniqua haters) come out of the woodwork.

Thanks for ruining a really great breaking story Jared — which is the bigger Z and Angie post from today, and that new article that goes with it. That would have been very sweet.

Instead we have ritzy and her 35 personalities spewing ****, while the bamzs fans talk about how a foreign tabloid story that has Brad and Angie in trouble is an obvious lie (nooooooo, you don’t say???). As someone said, let’s debate the junkie story next as an obvious lie…maybe the Shiloh paternity story…Brad calling Jen constantly as an obvious lie…anymore???

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So What? Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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Nobody said that they are not humans and can not have problems. But the truth is that this is something only Brad and Angie will know and NOBODY ELSE. And especialy not a foreign tabloid magazine. Get the difference here??

Those kind of stories have been written in the past again and again and again and they have been proven false.

You know some of us will not believe any c r a p the Tabs want to feed us.That is all.

wow! i think most of everyone here is getting out of control. i am a true BAMZS fans and i don’t care IF anyone here accused of whatever! this JJ site and he can do what he wants. i think a few of the BAMZS

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JoliePitt Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:31 pm
wow! i think most of everyone here is getting out of control. i am a true BAMZS fans and i don’t care IF anyone here accused of whatever! this JJ site and he can do what he wants. i think a few of the BAMZS

Ooh! Now you know Cliniqua’s gonna rip you a new one for that!

sorry, hit by accident.

wow! i think most of everyone here is getting out of control. i am a true BAMZS fans and i don’t care IF anyone here accused me of whatever! this JJ site and he can do what he wants. we need to respect that. i think a few of the BAMZS fans jumped into conclusion. i think it’s important that we BAMZS fans ought to know that it’s the media and they can and will do whatever they want to write about brad and angie. i don’t blame JJ for posting this because we BAMZS fans need to EXPECT and the goods and bad writings about them, whether we choose to believe or not is entirely up to us. here is WHY i think the BAMZS fans are jumping into conclusion on JJ. PLEASE READ WHAT JJ WROTE IN THE BOTTOM BEFORE JUMPING INTO CONCLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ also believe is TOTALLY fabricated, but in my opinion he wants to show us some of the WORSE things written about brad and angie.

if we don’t believe what is written in the article, then we can just BLOG that we don’t believe in any of us as BAMZS fans, therefore, ANYONE visiting this site is going to igknowledge that whetever is written about brad and angie, NONE of us fans believe in it. THAT’S WHAT I CALLED A STRONG BAMZS fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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v Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
did you know that Courtney Cox hooked up with Michael Keaton while he was a married father of one, and then lived with him 2yrs before his divorce was final?

Sheryl Crow? Lance Armstrong was a very married father of 3 while with her. He went back to his wife or a spell, but when it didn’t workout, he returned to “his mistress.”

Laura Dern was with Billy Bob Thornton prior to his divorce from his then wife Petra (who incidentally has never had a nice word to say about Laura, but interestingly enough thinks well of Angelina).

After publically accused Angelina of stealing her fiance, Laura Dern dried her tears by moving on to a very married musician and father of two, Ben Harper who is now HER husband. Funny thing about that is, their oldest son was all of 5mths old before Bens divorce from his FIRST wife was final.

You know what’s the most interesting thing about all of this? Jennifer Aniston call them all her best friends, and theres even a nice photo of all four celebrating a birthday a few threads down.

Now my question is, “what makes all of these woman any better than someone who you’ve mantled a “****?”

Based on what really was learned as a couple who at that time was on the outs (Thornton-Dern), how does Angelina marrying a man who obviously wasn’t THAT engaged make her a ****?

Based on even his ex-wife never accusing him of being unfaithful, AND, her bestfriend…..the aformentioned cheater Courtney Cox…..saying she doesn’t believe Brad was a cheater, how does that information translate into ****?

Bottomline is you’re a hypocrite along with Anon.
CompaqGirl | 02.21.07 - 4:20 pm | #

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Best. Post. EVAH!

As for this article and picture switch-up thing….Well, this thread may be a lemon, but that just means we have to make us some good ol’ lemonade!

Look, I don’t like made-up stories that smack of negative strategically-placed PR any better than anybody else, but I be god-dayum if I’m gonna let the toadies take over and run me off. I’m gonna sit up in here and talk about sickeningly sweet lemon-y fresh B&A stuff in spite of it.

For instance, I just adore that Brad, Mr. Mid-century Modern himself, bought an old Regency/Federal style house full of antiques and all kinds of traditional old-world charm and is living in it quite happily. Angelina has said she likes antiques, and I really think he has compromised and relaxed his previous decorating aesthetic to something much more warm and fuzzy for Angie and the kids. Yay! No more uncomfortable couches, not for Angie! haha!!

# 192 is Cliniqua posing as another blogger , once again.

Ok here’s the real story. Brad was clipping his toenails and Angie told him to stop because Shiloh was crawling on floor and she was scared Shiloh would choke on one. Well, it was Tuesday and Brad always clips his nails on Tuesday and seeing how Angelina knows this is his habit, he began to get a little hot under the collar. Well, since I was sitting on the couch drinking ice tea and reading the script I just wrote for them-(You know the sequel to MAMS. Where at the end, they are captured by Section One and are taken into containment) Anyway, Brad told Angie to chill out because Shiloh has two teeth and the toe nails won’t be a problem for her. Well by now Angie was furious because Brad knows not to argue in front of the kids (who were all sleep in the next room). So she walks up to him and picks up the clippers and throws them off the balcony. Brad ran to the other room and retrieved a shoebox and some rope. He tied the box to his waist and started singing “Timberlake’s **** in a Box”- Angie started to smile because this was just her all time favorite song in the whole entire world and universe. Brad’s hips were swaying and she was dancing with him so they were both ok now. However, they realized that this was the FIRST real ARGUMENT they had and since it was sooooo volatile and violent they began to consider couple’s counselling. SInce they had couple’s counselling before (you know on MAMS), they decided to call that guy up and see if he could help them again.
So there you have it. The truth and nothing but the truth ’cause I was there! By the way, I retrieved the clippers and sold them on Ebay with a few of Brad’s toenails!

I know you Hating Heiffers do not believe this story,and no, clicking your size 12 shoes three times will not make it true. Mr. OZ, cannot help you folk either. The three wishes Jenny A granted you were bogus and so is she. Sorry. Not. So,go cry over your Crystal Ball and stew in your hate. We BAMSZ fans are taking in the loveliness of The Big Easy.

Peace~

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Shaddupyourself Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:42 pm
# 192 is Cliniqua posing as another blogger , once again.

LMAO! She is indeed. I couldn’t believe someone would notice it so fast but ((((clapping)))) at your quick eye. So smooth Clini aint so smooth no more is she.

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umdaassa Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Not such a good guess for the meaning of my screen name - Sorry no cigar. I see my post got to you. Continue to spew your hate and nonsense. Meanwhile, back in NAWLINS, the Jolie-Pitts are loving just fine. Haters are getting PLAYED just like the fans. The bottom line is the almighty dollar for these blogs. I will continue to be a fan of BP and AJ regardless. Everyone goes through good times, bad times, and strife in a relationship. The fact is they are together despite the negative sh*it that has been thrown at them for the past two years. Haters are not going anywhere, blogs make it too comfortable for them. Best wishes to BAMZS.

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Malibumom’s version Says:
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(((((((((ROTFLMAO))))))))))). Goodness, I have to chuckle outoud for this one. Great story MM, but you have to be careful, the tab will have this story print by next week if not sooner.

Mayhem is soooo entertaining

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Lola Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:46 pm

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dragonfly Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:39 pm
…No more uncomfortable couches, not for Angie! haha!!
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Umm, my hunch is that their nightly activities when the kids are off to bed probably made comfy couches in that house a must ;)
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And as Angie said in an slight interview at her TGS premier “When we are not plaing with the kids we are going to bed” ;) or couch :lol:

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think positive! Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm

And as Angie said in an slight interview at her TGS premier “When we are not plaing with the kids we are going to bed” or couch

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Wasn’t that “we just go to bed” comment so delish? haha!! Loved it! I nodded my head, and thought, shoooooot…. who could blame her for getting him in the sack every chance she gets, exhausted or not? When you are that much in love, just laying together is yummy.

think positive…
damn i must have missed that one! ha ha! the truth always slips out! lol man i have to find that interview!

Are they that bored over there in germany? They decided to put up some old pics of angelina and make up a ridiculous story without even caring how unrealistic it sounds

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This site is for everyone Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:48 pm
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Why do you keep going off on people who don’t believe or don’t want to believe certain things about the Jolie-Pitts? As you keep on preaching on everyone having a right to post since ‘this site is for everyone’, don’t they have the right to question this story? I have seen fans of this couple question even the sugary sweet tabloid stories about how in love they are. As long as it has come from a tabloid (especially since there have been numerous stories saying that B and A are breaking up, fighting, going back to exes, etc since they first hooked up in 2005), it is to be taken with a grain of salt.
Now today I was reading the UsWeekly story on Britney and how people who knew her and worked with her are talking about her in the mag. The difference between that and this type of story is that there are actual people with names taking advantage of the Britney downward spiral and cashing in on it by giving interviews to the tabloid. I feel really sad for Britney at this point and really hope she gets the help she desperately needs.

#158 V~ Oh h e l l to the no. Are you saying that Mrs. Courteney Cox, at some point in her life was shacked up with Batman,and he was married to boot? Well,do tell. You learn new gossip eveyday.

Peace~

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dragonfly Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 6:00 pm
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When she said that she blushed a bit and she was all giggles! It was sweet and hot at the same time.

Very yummy indeed!!

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stef Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 6:01 pm
think positive…
damn i must have missed that one! ha ha! the truth always slips out! lol man i have to find that interview!

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It was one of those red carpet video interviews with Extra or Access Hollywood, one of those kind of shows, and the lady asked Angie what she and Brad do once they put the kids to bed, and Angie looked kinda puzzled for a second or two, and then kinda rolled her eyes and laughed and said, “We usually just…… go to bed!” And she was laughing when she said it. It was too cute.

dragonfly…
sweet! when she is put on the spot she does tend to let the cat out the bag slightly! lol

Alright, this has got to stop. Come on people, we debunk trash, that’s what we do here. For goodness sakes, we have our very own tabloid Debunker (I don’t even know if that’s a word. Hey Fug Face you got your dictionary with you?)

To those who are angry, I understand your frustrations but instead of getting angry about it, why don’t we show how completely false it is? Some people are doing that already (Thanks TP and Gussie). Besides, at this point only someone with 1/3 of a brain will believe this story is true and getting mad over it is giving the Fanistons and the tabloids exactly what they want.

Let’s just….take it easy, okay?

Hey old school BAMZS-you know who you are. What was the girl’s name who said she was Mad and Z’s nanny? PT used to catch her in a web of lies and finally she went away. Her name started with A?

HAhahaa!! You guys are great!

I gotta go for now, so keep it lemon-y fresh in here ok? When I come back later tonight I know I will probably need a whole case of Glade Plug-ins and about a dozen Stick Ups along with a box of Nag Champa to clear out the hater-stink that will accumulate in the meantime, but ya’ll keep the fires of the (scented) candles burning for me, OK?

Later!

think positive and dragonfly–hard modernist furniture with sharp corners are no good for B&A frolicking with each other (and with toddlers walking around, those won’t be good for them either). Brad’s view of furnishings must have evolved from aesthetic expression and decorative to functional and comfortable. It’s a testament to how his life and priorities have changed since now Angie’s and the kids’ comfort and safety come first!

Can someone please explain to me what having a site where you have to register means? And how it would change things here?

Also, what exactly is a forum? I’m still new at this.
Thanks

i agreed with African Girl. FIRST WE MUST READ WHAT JJ has written in the bottom. secondly, we are adults and we SHOULD learn to take the goods and bads that comes at us about brad and angie. none of us want to hear any of the bad stuff about them and the BAMZS family, but we don’t live in a perfect world or society. if we know in our hearts that these stories are fabricated, in this case is totally fabricated, then we IGNORE it and we defend the BAMZS the best that we can and is all that we can do REALLY. we can’t avoid or stop the tabloids from writing the negatives. JJ has to do his job and i think he did the ONLY right thing by posting articles and/or magazines that are totally fabricated about the BAMZS family to SHOW how low and how the media can go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, some of you BAMZS fans may not like my suggestion, but if not is cool as we’re all are entitle to our opinions. as for me, i try to stick to reality as much as i can!!!!

lola….
think positive…
dragonfly…

no he was a brainy man, he had the sharp edges and uncomfortable sofas, for one reason, keeping the chin off him!!! now its comfort all the way! lol

Malibumom
Do you mean Angieszka something? Why did you have to go there? You just sent chills down my spine.

Jennifer Aniston, dining with pals Courteney Cox and David Arquette at Il Sole in West Hollywood. After being greeted by the owner, the chef and other staff, the trio enjoyed their meal of sashimi-grade ahi tuna seared with herbs along with artichoke and arugula salad on the patio – where Aniston smoked and Cox checked her Treo-like device.WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 21, 2007 04:10 PM EST

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20012353,00.html

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Lola Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 6:17 pm

think positive and dragonfly–hard modernist furniture with sharp corners are no good for B&A frolicking with each other (and with toddlers walking around, those won’t be good for them either). Brad’s view of furnishings must have evolved from aesthetic expression and decorative to functional and comfortable. It’s a testament to how his life and priorities have changed since now Angie’s and the kids’ comfort and safety come first!
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ITA! And this is one of the many examples of how his life has changed and how much cautious and attentive he is as a father and partner. That is the reason why he renovated their house in Los Feliz once again so their big family will be comfortable in it even if he had to “sacrifice” some pieces he had in the house that he liked and even if his taste is different he just wanted his family to be ok and I’m sure he likes it too.

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Malibumom Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 6:12 pm

Hey old school BAMZS-you know who you are. What was the girl’s name who said she was Mad and Z’s nanny? PT used to catch her in a web of lies and finally she went away. Her name started with A?
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MM the loonie was Agnieszka!!

By the way, it’s good to have to back Mmom. I took a trip down memory lane the other day and I came across some of your fic….good stuff (loved the split personality fic). Hey, how’s this for lemonade, we post the old fics…Hey if Grazie wants to go there with fics, let’s hit them back….Lol)

Susie, JoliePitt hope you both had good days! Read some of the hater posts. Morons! I have mental picture of them looking like dirty little trolls, dancing around in a circle because they have something to slam. Then looking confused when BAMZS fans hit them between the eyes with facts. The only thing left they can do is call names. Sad, sad little trolls!

lola…

make you think tho doesnt it! lol!!

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think positive! Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 6:28 pm
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Yeah I thought it was soo sweet when I read that Brad childproofed his house when Angie and kids moved in. Some guys get all freaked out by the prospect of living together with their girl but Brad laid out a gigantic welcome mat, threw a party and hasn’t stopped celebrating since Angie and kids moved in.

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Estelle Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Angezk?????? Goodness Alex, you even spell her name correctly…you are good.

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Can’t take credit for that Estelle it was AG :)

Also for stef
http://s94.photobucket.com/albums/l104/pittimpressions/videos/?action=view&current=TGS_1.flv

Think Positive
Aaah! I beg of you…stop calling that name. We don’t want her ears ringing or give her a sudden urge to post.

Alexanderina
Lol….then help me convince TP not to mention that name anymore.

Estelle
You’re Bamzsville Historian…or book keeper (Sorry I forget which). Anyway, what happened to the old convos? If there’s a good time to post those, it’s now. A fanfic thread for fanfics, perfect no?

I just got scoop that Brad is suopse to go to
the Global Green Oscar Party @ the Avalon on Vine St.
in Hollywood.

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Sheri Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Susie, JoliePitt hope you both had good days! Read some of the hater posts. Morons! I have mental picture of them looking like dirty little trolls, dancing around in a circle because they have something to slam. Then looking confused when BAMZS fans hit them between the eyes with facts. The only thing left they can do is call names. Sad, sad little trolls!

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You left out the part where the dancing trolls are dancing in a circle burning little dolls, a la Chin.

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stef Says:
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I remember that video, she was so cute and beautiful in that interview.

Amaya: Hey lady, how are you?….did I miss any of your update?

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From Bradforums Says:
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Brad and Angie didn’t go to the Global green Golden Globe award and yet he will go to this one?…..hmmmmm, interesting.

Okay….Ladies please gentle with the resident crybaby. We don’t want her stomping her feet and leaving in huff because she’s been “bullied” by the meanies on JJ or maybe we do want her to leave…hmmmmn.

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susie Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 6:40 pm
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heheh LOL!! Whats up with “this site” says everyone can have an opinion then jumps on everyone for having one? Still trying to figure that one out!

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African Girl Says
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who is our resident crybaby?

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From Bradforums Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I just got scoop that Brad is suopse to go to
the Global Green Oscar Party @ the Avalon on Vine **.
in Hollywood.

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do you know when and time?

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African Girl Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 6:38 pm

Think Positive
Aaah! I beg of you…stop calling that name. We don’t want her ears ringing or give her a sudden urge to post.

Alexanderina
Lol….then help me convince TP not to mention that name anymore.
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Okayyyyyyy!! Can I call her just “the nanny” then?? ” :lol:

Babel:

Domestic: $33,264,944 31.7%
+ Foreign: $71,600,373 68.3%

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= Worldwide: $104,865,317

Malibumom
Lol…Exactly! Honestly….I think we should do it.

Estelle
Aah…you just wait for it. You’re gonna see stomping and pouting soon. Things to look for

You’re so mean
You are big bullies
That’s my opinion
You don’t site
…….now imagine all this is being said in a crying, whiny voice.

goodnight Stefs, sweet dream.

wwtdd.com

Maniston’s naked pictures

These pictures are clearly from a magazine but, whatever, Aniston should be thrilled either way. Her tits aren’t great but they’re good enough to distract from that fug face of hers. People aren’t normally this ugly unless magic spells are involved somehow. Seriously, I think she might be the devil.

it’s me!!! tomato, tamoto… potato, patato… let’s call the whole thing off!!!

Come on guys laugh!!! Life is still good…

I’m sorry for calling all you bullies out.. (the bullies know who they are)

I’ve taken the fun out of your life!!! Now, you think first before calling people unintelligent… ect.

in time… i’ll be gone… and you will be able to bully freely again!!!

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JoliePitt Says
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it’s an Oscar party, so I’m assuming it will be on the same day as the Oscar, probably after the Oscar show.

Estelle
That was supposed to be…”You don’t own this site” Sorry, I was busy lmao@Mmom’s post I couldn’t see straight.

hey african girl its me..hows LA treating you?

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African Girl Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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Thank you for saying that and that also goes for others who expressed the same sentiment.

Jared is no Jeeves… he’s not here to peel grapes for anyone. And it is high time that the constant whining stop; it’s taking on Faniston proportions.

(REALLY cute new pic of Ang & Z on my site)

AND THOSE MAG PHOTOS ARE GORGEOUS!!!! She is so beautiful! LOVE HER TO DEATH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434ZEu-IkRY

well my fellow positive posters!!! do what you want…. I’m still laughing my ass off.

you make your paste and clip project.. off to my studies SALUTE

P.S. you guys love to fight!!!! i was posting nice comments and i got no attention!!!

I love your attention!!! HaHa!!!

Think Positive
The Swimming lessons Taking Nanny….Nanny for short.

This site is for everyone
Why are you mean to me? Waaaaaa!
That was only my opinion. Waaaaaa!
You’re bully. Waaaaaaa!
You don’t own this site.Waaaaaaa!
Go re-read my post. Waaaaaaa!
*Throws self to the floor, kicking and screaming* Waaaaaa! Waaaaa!

Whew! Okay, that took a lot out of me. How do you do it everyday?

Ok! Gollum has left the building! #298 said it all I got no attention!

When are the Oscars on? What day?

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IYE Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 7:19 pm

When are the Oscars on? What day?
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This Sunday.

Is it still up in the air if Brad and Angie will go? Is the list of presenters complete?

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African Girl Says:
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I got it AG, my 1/2 brain is working over load today, yep!…

i thought i would give you a head start… i’m representing… when i come across bullies i growl… tehe

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This site is for everyone Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 3:02 am

and to make my position more clear.

i always comment on the constant squabbling and hating over here.

Then i get more hate.

at other blogs you get i love them & i hate them and people read the blogs and laugh.

over at just jared people just insult one another… that is unless your swapping recipes, or angie & brad stats.

So, there it is folks.

Just try to calm down & stop hating on others..

You guys love angie & brad for giving a good message. Well, there you go..

ignore & tolerate..

you guys have heard it before…so, it’s time to start listening.

Goodnight all!

big bully after i left… you guys never let me down!!!! Positive threads just aren’t as fun for you are they?

ROTFLMAO! I think Grazia must be British-ese for “Lifeless & Styleless” because this story just expounds on the bull that L&S had last week where their paid expert recommended Brad & Angie go to couples counseling. Coinkydink? I think not. I guess now I know what this week’s L&S article is going to be about - they’ll be back to saying Brad is pressuring Angie to get married and settle down in LA. Yawn.

I’m not well-versed with hair band rock, but certain people’s posts and their subsequent insistence that their current post will be their last, only to return moments later, conjures the lyrics

“Hey, don’t go away mad… just go away!”

Was it Motley Crue? Because I can hear Vince Neil singing it.

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African Girl Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Okay….Ladies please gentle with the resident crybaby. We don’t want her stomping her feet and leaving in huff because she’s been “bullied” by the meanies on JJ or maybe we do want her to leave…hmmmmn.

Yes, Cliniqua does require kid gloves even though she don’t blink an eye when she slams people who don’t deserve it when she level the iron fist on them for voicing a thought not in line with hers.

Peace out!!!! and let the bullying begin. Don’t worry you’ll get another “hater” to get upset with later.

#308 Sheri

I’m sure it will be a very last minute decision just like the GG. Hell, I’d show up just for the goody bags.

Did anyone watch Bable?

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anustin Says:
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I like Cliniqua. I love reading her posts !!

African Girl and Malibumom - :lol: :lol:- welcome back. Reading your posts is so MUCH interesting than reading those of :this site is for everyone:

So nice to see you back. Brings back the memories.

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piper, with a low Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 7:34 pm
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you didn’t even have a chance to finish typing and it was baaaack! LOL

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cheddar Says:
I with you! Those goodie bags are always packed with great & expensive stuff! How are you? I’ll be on and off , have a presentation tomarrow.

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lylian Says:
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Read post 298 it got mad because after being a pest it said some nice things and nobody paid it any attention! hehe

AG - oh yeah, it is getting good on here so hurry so hurry up

#332-

I know, you could spend days sorting through all that stuff. I’m doing fine, how are you and the rest of the ladies here? I’m trying really hard to ignore certain post in here.lol

Good luck on your presentation. I had to do one in college and I was so nervous I barely got through it.

Phone rings again at Jane & Bill Pitt’s residence …

This is Jane, hello?

X: it’s me again!!!

Jane: hello dear, can you hold on for a second , someone is at the door.. (Jane mutes the phone and says “bill its X again what do I say”, “jane, I still don’t have my leg amputated so come up with another story”, “OK dear”….

Jane-hello X are you still there???

X- Yes Ma I’m here (Jane in her mind”cr*ap she still calls me ma”)

Jane, honey I really need to go it’s an emergency, Bill and my other son went hunting I guess an accident happened and Bill shot the mayor, sorry I have to go….

Bill-Jeez that line has been used before by **** Cheney , couldn’t you come up with something better???

Jane- OK wise guy from now on you answer the friggin X’s phone calls. BTW call your first born son and tell him we did not expect to live thru crap in our retitrement, BUT also add that, no matter what we love him :) While you are talking to him tell him I liked “HER” interview…..

BY: guli | May 8, 2006

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy (er, that’s my homage to Lily Tomlin for those of you to young to get the reference)….three ringy-dingy, four ringy-dingy…five ringy-dingy…

Jane, looks at the caller ID, then looks at Bill: Cr*ap. It’s Jennifer again. You get it.

Bill: NO! YOU get it. You’re her bestest bud in the world. I’m JUST THE FATHER of Brad Pitt. Nobody cares if I don’t talk to her.

…six ringy-dingy, seven ringy-dingy, eight ringy-dingy…

Jennifer: Darn! I guess Jane and Bill are still with the mayor’s wife!

…nine ringy-dingy, ten ringy-dingy…

Jane: How in the HELL did Bradley manage to stay in a relationship with this chick for 7 years! She’s clueless!

…eleven ringy-dingy, twelve ringy-dingy, thirteen ringy-dingy….

Jane finally gives in and answers the phone: Hello?

X: Oh, Jane, thank God! I ALMOST gave up and called back later.

Jane says to herself, “Damn. I KNEW I should’ve let it continue to ring.”: Oh, Jennifer, dear…It’s so nice to hear from you again…today….

X: Well, Jane…I was worried…

Jane says to herself, “Damn…who knew she’d actually care that Bill could be hurt or in jail for killing the mayor!”: Oh, Jennifer, dear, that’s SO nice of you. I’ll tell Bill you asked after him.

X: Bill? Oh yeah…right. I was concerned about him, too, but what I really need to talk to you about how badly Brad is treating me over “The Senator’s Wife”. I’ve been trying to call him but That Bi*tch had his cell phone number changed. I was wondering if you have it? I REALLY need to talk to him about why he lowered my salary for the movie.

Jane says to herself, “SHUT THE FU*CK UP, BI*TCH!!”: Brad’s cell phone number’s been changed? What? When did that happen? I just spoke to him not 20 minutes ago when I was bailing his father out of jail.

X: Um…well….are you sure you spoke to HIM?

Jane says to herself, “Does this dumb cow really think that after 42 years I don’t know the sound of my own kid’s voice!”: Well, YES, Jennifer, I AM sure it was Brad….but he did sound a little stressed…

X: Well, yeah, I’m sure he IS stressed with all those kids around ALL THE TIME!

Jane says to herself, “Thank you Jesus for keeping my grandbaby out of this moron’s womb!”: Well, yes, young Maddox and Zahara can be a handful at time.

X: I still cannot believe that he left me and went off to That Bi*tch and her brood of orphans!

Jane says to herself, “Sweetie..I think he left you for some hot cootchie-coo, but that could just be me.”: Well, to be fair Jennifer, she did only have ONE CHILD at the time Brad left you….er, I mean, at the time he started seeing her socially.

X: Okay…I’ll concede that point…BUT…she’s nothing but a two-bit sl*ut who used her child to steal Brad away from me.

Jane says to herself, “I still think it was the hot sex and an actual intellectual conversation that did it for him, but what do I know, I’m only his mother.”: Dear, I think you’re selling Bradley a bit short.

X: How can I sell Brad short? He’s dumb as a post! Everybody knows that!

Jane says to herself, “Well, she’s got me there. He did marry HER.”: Now, dear, that’s just your anger talking. I’m sure you feel better now that you’ve gotten that off your chest.

X: Ahhhh…yes, you’re right, Jane, I DO feel better. Thank you for listening to me! You’re the best mother-in-law a girl could every have!

Jane says to herself, “That’s EX-mother-in-law you dumb sh*it!”: Well, I’m glad you feel better, dear. What’s that, Bill? Oh….darn…I’m sorry Jennifer dear, but I’m going to have to run. Bill says the second floor is on fire and we REALLY need to evacuate the house now.

X: Aren’t you on the portable phone? Can’t you just take it outside with you?

Jane, “FU*CK! What do I have to do to get rid of the stupid bi*tch!”: No..no…that’s not possible because the phone only works within 15 feet of the receiver and the receiver needs to stay plugged into the phone outlet…wait a second, Bill, I’ll be right there! Get the dogs out! HURRY!…Jennifer, I’m sorry, but I need to go…..

X: Jane? Jane? Hello!? Hello?! Goddammit!!!! This is EXACTLY why I told Vince that I did NOT want to move to the freaking midwest! They have absolutely fu*cking MANNERS! I WAS TALKING JANE! Just because your house is on fire that is absolutely NO REASON to hang up on me!

Meanwhile, at Casa Pitt:

Bill: The house is on fire? Is that anything like, “The roof…the roof…the roof is on fire!”

Jane: No, but this is Springfield, Missouri. We’re not supposed to know ghetto party chants anyway. Besides, I bought us about an hour. Let’s see what Brad can do about getting our phone number changed before she can call back. I know he’s in Africa, but according to the tabloids he’s got crazy power and can move mountains….and I don’t just mean Angie’s mountains.

Bill: How about we go move our own mountains. I taught that boy everything he knows, you know.

Jane: Sweet!

By: Passing Through | May 8, 2006

Lylian -

You onced asked about the habitat for humanity project. This is the URL for the Jimmy Carter work project. This year, he (Carter) will be in LA.

http://www.habitat.org/jcwp/2007/

You also asked about if someone had that experience. Here is the URL of someone who went to that Indian project (the one participated by Carter and Brad) . She described how she applied for the project, and her experience when she was there. Seems like she does not have any building experience.

http://www.sdhfh.org/newsletter.asp

under edition, vol 1 Q1 2007 ,click PDF

Click page 3,
p.3 there is an article “Joining Jimmy” by Lindy Harshberger. She described her experience on the project in India (the one which Brad also participated).

I’m sorry [Western Sahara Girl]. I was going to use about 35-40 more, before Morroco, Egypt and Tunisia. You’ll get there.. I have some good ones for you dont worry.

So how are you doing? [lol]

Brad: Hi mom! It’s good to hear your voice.

Jane: Bradley, cut the cr*ap. We need to talk about Jennifer. Actually we need to talk about getting Jennifer to stop calling me:

Brad: That’s easy mom. Just tell her you’re leaving her for Angie. That’s what I did.

BY: Passing Through | May 9, 2006

Glad to see “Brad and Angelina are keeping it together” Jared. I hope the counseling works and that they stay together for the children if nothing else. Keep us posted on any new news. A relationship is hard work and they are under more pressure than most, still it’s good they are getting help. :-(

Thanks for the refreshments, guys.

Thank you Gussie!I needed a laugh(I have been SUV shopping today with my husband)boy those phone fic’s bring back memories.#339 BCBG,lylian was being sarcastic.Jared what’s up with the Grazia article?They are the worst liars and have ALWAYS been nasty toward B&A.I still laugh when I think of some of the articles they have written about Angelina and Brad in the last 2 years.

#347-LOLLOLLOL….OMG that’s funny…..

Okay, have a go at this.

It’s Feb, People Mag just made the announcement that stunned the world with the headline “Yes, I’m Pregnant” JA sees this and is visibly shaken. She calls her girlfriends and they all highlight over there, where they talk and get drunk….really, really drunk, so when JA decides she’s gonna call BP and ask him “why. Why did you do this to me”. All her friends are too drunk to tell her “eehmmm….babe maybe you should sleep on it” instead they egg her on. “Why not, go ahead! That Scu*mbag, you deserve an answer” So feeling enpowered, she picks up her phone and dials…..shushing her friends as she waits for the phone to ring.
Ring Ring, Ring Ring
Hello? It’s the voice of a child. It is Maddox
“Do you wanna speak to my daddy” he asks…….

So, Pop Quiz Hot Shot, She’s drunk, The boy is on the phone, She’s too proud to hang up. How will the Convo go? I repeat, How will the Convo go?

BY: Sidekick | May 9, 2006

X: Oh well yes I do want to talk to him, can you get him on the phone…

Mad: I’ll try Mom and Dad are in bed right now and mom is laughing as usual, but maybe he’ll come to the phone.

X:in BED!!!

Mad: Hey are you my aunt Julie?

X: Hell, sorry heck NO!!! Just get your dad

Mad: who should I say is calling???

X: never mind Mad I’ll just call Jane and Bill….

BY:guli | May 9, 2006

X: I can’t believe I’m doin’ this, I can’t believe I’m doin’ this…why am I doin’ this? Nothin’s been confirmed…don’t do this, don’t do this….I’m not gonna do this….

Mad: Hi!

X: Who’zis?

Mad: Hi!

X: Who’zis? Bwad? Bwad ’s dat choo?

Mad: Bwad? My daddy’s name is Bwad!

X: Daddy? Bwad’s daddy? Bill…’s dat choo?

Mad: Huh?

X: trying to sound sober: ‘Scuthe me (burps!)…I’ma wookin’ for Bwad Pith.

Mad: Bwad Pith? My daddy’s name is Bwad. He’s not my weal daddy cuz ‘m ‘dopted…Mommy says thass a good thing to do and ev’wybody should do it…only they can’t get me cuz I’m already ‘dopted by Mommy and she’s the bestest Mommy evah and den, den, den she founded Bwad and he ‘dopted me, too, only I didden unnerstand how he could do dat cuz Mommy said I was hers and nobody else coud ‘dopt me cuza that…but I’m glad he did cuz we do all kinds of fun stuff t’getha and sometimes Mommy and Bubble-butt come an’ watch…Ooohhh….’M not supposta call her “Bubble-butt” onacounta Mommy says thass not nice and ’sides it’s a di-per anyway…an’ I usta wear di-perz, too, only now I don’t cuz Mommy sez I’m a “big boy” now and I be potty-twained…and then Daddy came to live with us…axshually me and Mommy and Bubbl..uh, Zuh-HAR-uh…we come to live with Daddy in Malboo…and den Daddy showed me how to pee-pee like a real man should…only Mommy said dat wuzzen funny, but me and Daddy laughteded and Mommy said she was raisin’ four chillen instedda three!..But Daddy jus’ laughteded an’ then they started lookin’ at each otha all funny ‘n stuff like they do and I didden get it cuz the only kids we got is me an’ Zuh-HAR-uh….UH-OH….my daddy says I’m not supposta talk to stwangers, so I gotta go…bye.

X: Whuh? Huh? I think that little sh*it hung up on me!

BY:Passing Through | May 9, 2006

In the meantime at Jane and Bill’s residence the phone rings at midnight!!!!!

Bill- Jane please tell me it’s not X again

Jane- no the caller id says it’s your Mom

Bill- Mom is everything OK

Grandma Pitt- No it’s not OK, I just got a call from a drunk lady who kept on saying she was Brad’s X of course I didn’t believe her, than she started talking about Zuh _ah- ruh, and madman or something.

Bill- Mom what did you say to her, it was probably the X again

Grandma Pitt- I figured that out dear, I told her that I was just diagnosed with Alzheimers and have never met a Jen or a Brad before in my life:)

Bill- mom that is cruel. But I have good news Jane has a full proof way of getting rid of the X, she won’t tell me the plan yet, she is waiting for her to call, which should be in an hour or so and I’m supposed to listen on the speaker phone

Grandma Pitt - I don’t care what you do, just stop her from calling me, I have booties and baby blankets to finish before my great-grand-baby arrives…

BY: guli | May 9, 2006

X gets up her nerve again and calls Brad’s cell phone instead of the land line….

X: Sh*it! Whaddamagonnado if he answers? Sh*it! Double sh*it! Whaddamagonnado if That Bit*ch answers?

Mad: Hi!

X: Bwad?

Mad: Uh-oh…are you that stwange lady?

X: ‘M not strange…

Mad: You’re not? Whassa your name?

X: Uh…I REALLY jus’ need to talk to Bwad…

Mad: Bwad’s my daddy.

X: No. He. Is. Not.

Mad: Yes he ith, too!

X: No, he isn’t.

Mad: Ith too!

X: Okay, ‘kay….he’s your daddy…now can I talk to your daddy?

Mad: I don’t know…I don’t think you can cuz ‘m not supposta talk ta stwangers and I don’t know your name so I can’t tell Daddy who you are.

X..rushing to get it out: Chinnifer…my name is Chinnifer.

Mad: That’s pwetty! My name’s Maddox…only Mommy calls me Mad and Daddy calls me his Little Man and Bubbl…uh, Zuh-HAR-uh…she don’ call me nothin’ cuz she can’t talk yet…an’ ’sides…she just spits all the time when she tries to talk anyway…

X, patiently: Maddox? Now that you know ma name…can I talk to Bwad….

Mad: How come you wanna talk to Daddy an’ not me?

X: Cuz yer daddy is a in big, big twouble!

Mad: Ooohhh…..like the kinna twouble I wuz in the otha day when I sitted on Zu-HAR-uh’s head? Mommy said that wuz mean…but I didden mean to sitted on her head…she just moves too much…

X: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mad: Huh?

X: Maddox?

Mad: Yeah…

X: I needa talk ta Bwad now, pleez….

Mad: How do you know my daddy?

X: Uh….we’re….friends….

Mad: Like how Mommy and Daddy usta be fwiends back before he was my daddy and he was jus’ Bwaddy…and we didn’t have Zuh-HAR-uh?

X: Uh…yeah…kinda…

Mad: Oh-tay. Does that mean you got a ‘dopted little boy like me, too?

X…choking on her Margarita: Pffftttt…NO!! NO KIDS!

Mad: Oh, thass too bad cuz if you had some den they could come an’ play wit’ me…

X: Over my dead body!

Mad: Wow…Mommy sez dat a lot when she talks about us livin’ next door to the witch!

X: Witch…what witch?

Mad: The Malboo witch!

X: There’s a witch in Malboo? How come ‘m always the lass person to know dis schtuff!

Mad: Thas prolly cuz Daddy says she only bought the house to spit him.

X: Spit him? Spit him? You mean “spite” him?

Mad: Yeah, thass the word! Mommy sez the witch got the house cuz she’s jussa spiteful barren old hag, but I didden know what that means and I could’n ask cuz I don’ think Mommy meaneded for me to hear her say that.

X: THAT BIT*CH!

Mad: Ooohhh…you in twouble! You said a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad word!

X: Get. Brad. This. Instant.

Mad: Uh…are you mad lady?

X: Yes…yes, I am mad and I want to speak to Brad Right. This. Instant.

Mad: Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

X: Now, Maddox, I want him now!

Mad: Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….MMMMOOOOMMMMYYYY!!! I want my MMMMMOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

X: Shhhhh!! Quit cryin’ kid!

Mad: Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! MMMMMOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!

A dishelved, half-naked Brad comes running in from the bedroom: Maddox! What on earth is the matter!

Mad: Bwwwaaaaaaaaa! It’s the mean lady, Daddy!

Brad: What mean lady?

Mad: Bwwwwaaaaaaa! The phone lady.

X: Brad? Brad? Is that you? Dammit…answer me? I know you’re there?! BBBBRRRRAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad: It’s okay Mad…you don’t have to talk to the mean phone lady anymore.

Brad gently takes the cell phone from Mad, turns it off, then comforts the crying child.

X: Goddamit! Je-zus. H. Christ. On. A. Cross! That son of a bit*ch didn’t even ask who I was! What the fu*ck is it with everybody and hanging up on me!?

BY: Passing Through | May 9, 2006

Good evening to all the great BAMZS fans here! Hope you’ve all had a good Wednesday :-)

It’s been a long day but just popped in to find all this drama goin’ on. I don’t understand why JJ posted a cover photo and an article that don’t match (and is so obviously fake!) but heck, it’s not my site so I’m not gonna tell JJ how to run it. All I can say is that I don’t even pick up the tabloids and read them anymore - they’re all so desperate to make a buck that they will say anything. I’ll stick to real journalism, thank you very much. I’m to the point that unless the words are coming directly out of Brad or Angelina’s mouth, and I can see and read the WHOLE interview in its entirety and full context, I just don’t believe it any more. This is a celebrity gossip site so, to be honest, I don’t believe everything that JJ puts up here for our edification. This is celebrity gossip, not authentic journalism folks!

That being said, I understand the frustration that some of you are feeling. I guess the only silver lining is that if it’s here, hopefully we can rip it to shreds before the haters show up - not that many of them are willing to change their point of view even when we DO expose an article for the piece of crap that it is.

MalibuMom - LOVED your little news article - CNN should pick you up as a correspondent for them. LOL. THANK YOU for bringing levity to my day. I’m still giggling. Ya, and you know I bid for those clippers - NOT!

Hello to Alexanderina, Ariel, Artemis, bluemoon, cheddar, dragonfly, green lettuce, guli, gussie, JoliePitt, Kearnie, Lola, Lylian, Missouri Fan, ntt, Sheri, Susie, think positive!, and any other positive BAMZS fan I have missed! whew! You’re all awesome and I enjoy your posts and appreciate your kindness and prayers :-)

Let’s keep serving up pitcher after pitcher of Lemonade!

Hi Coal.