Brad & Angelina Keep It Together

Sheesh, some of y’all are really sensitive. Obviously the story isn’t true, so why bother? This site isn’t a BAMZS worship site, it’s a celebrity blog. Rumors and lies are posted about other celebrities all the time, so Brad and Angelina are no different. As long as THEY know that their relationship isn’t in trouble, that’s it.

One thing that should be obvious, the hater(s) cream themselves when they Jared posts a negative rag article about the family.

If for no other reason, that should be a good rationale for him not posting that kind of poop. Because they all inevitably (all 2 of them, including ritzy in disguise — as fugfacemaniston, and the cliniqua haters) come out of the woodwork.

Thanks for ruining a really great breaking story Jared — which is the bigger Z and Angie post from today, and that new article that goes with it. That would have been very sweet.

Instead we have ritzy and her 35 personalities spewing ****, while the bamzs fans talk about how a foreign tabloid story that has Brad and Angie in trouble is an obvious lie (nooooooo, you don’t say???). As someone said, let’s debate the junkie story next as an obvious lie…maybe the Shiloh paternity story…Brad calling Jen constantly as an obvious lie…anymore???

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So What? Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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Nobody said that they are not humans and can not have problems. But the truth is that this is something only Brad and Angie will know and NOBODY ELSE. And especialy not a foreign tabloid magazine. Get the difference here??

Those kind of stories have been written in the past again and again and again and they have been proven false.

You know some of us will not believe any c r a p the Tabs want to feed us.That is all.

wow! i think most of everyone here is getting out of control. i am a true BAMZS fans and i don’t care IF anyone here accused of whatever! this JJ site and he can do what he wants. i think a few of the BAMZS

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JoliePitt Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:31 pm
wow! i think most of everyone here is getting out of control. i am a true BAMZS fans and i don’t care IF anyone here accused of whatever! this JJ site and he can do what he wants. i think a few of the BAMZS

Ooh! Now you know Cliniqua’s gonna rip you a new one for that!

sorry, hit by accident.

wow! i think most of everyone here is getting out of control. i am a true BAMZS fans and i don’t care IF anyone here accused me of whatever! this JJ site and he can do what he wants. we need to respect that. i think a few of the BAMZS fans jumped into conclusion. i think it’s important that we BAMZS fans ought to know that it’s the media and they can and will do whatever they want to write about brad and angie. i don’t blame JJ for posting this because we BAMZS fans need to EXPECT and the goods and bad writings about them, whether we choose to believe or not is entirely up to us. here is WHY i think the BAMZS fans are jumping into conclusion on JJ. PLEASE READ WHAT JJ WROTE IN THE BOTTOM BEFORE JUMPING INTO CONCLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ also believe is TOTALLY fabricated, but in my opinion he wants to show us some of the WORSE things written about brad and angie.

if we don’t believe what is written in the article, then we can just BLOG that we don’t believe in any of us as BAMZS fans, therefore, ANYONE visiting this site is going to igknowledge that whetever is written about brad and angie, NONE of us fans believe in it. THAT’S WHAT I CALLED A STRONG BAMZS fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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v Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
did you know that Courtney Cox hooked up with Michael Keaton while he was a married father of one, and then lived with him 2yrs before his divorce was final?

Sheryl Crow? Lance Armstrong was a very married father of 3 while with her. He went back to his wife or a spell, but when it didn’t workout, he returned to “his mistress.”

Laura Dern was with Billy Bob Thornton prior to his divorce from his then wife Petra (who incidentally has never had a nice word to say about Laura, but interestingly enough thinks well of Angelina).

After publically accused Angelina of stealing her fiance, Laura Dern dried her tears by moving on to a very married musician and father of two, Ben Harper who is now HER husband. Funny thing about that is, their oldest son was all of 5mths old before Bens divorce from his FIRST wife was final.

You know what’s the most interesting thing about all of this? Jennifer Aniston call them all her best friends, and theres even a nice photo of all four celebrating a birthday a few threads down.

Now my question is, “what makes all of these woman any better than someone who you’ve mantled a “****?”

Based on what really was learned as a couple who at that time was on the outs (Thornton-Dern), how does Angelina marrying a man who obviously wasn’t THAT engaged make her a ****?

Based on even his ex-wife never accusing him of being unfaithful, AND, her bestfriend…..the aformentioned cheater Courtney Cox…..saying she doesn’t believe Brad was a cheater, how does that information translate into ****?

Bottomline is you’re a hypocrite along with Anon.
CompaqGirl | 02.21.07 - 4:20 pm | #

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Best. Post. EVAH!

As for this article and picture switch-up thing….Well, this thread may be a lemon, but that just means we have to make us some good ol’ lemonade!

Look, I don’t like made-up stories that smack of negative strategically-placed PR any better than anybody else, but I be god-dayum if I’m gonna let the toadies take over and run me off. I’m gonna sit up in here and talk about sickeningly sweet lemon-y fresh B&A stuff in spite of it.

For instance, I just adore that Brad, Mr. Mid-century Modern himself, bought an old Regency/Federal style house full of antiques and all kinds of traditional old-world charm and is living in it quite happily. Angelina has said she likes antiques, and I really think he has compromised and relaxed his previous decorating aesthetic to something much more warm and fuzzy for Angie and the kids. Yay! No more uncomfortable couches, not for Angie! haha!!

# 192 is Cliniqua posing as another blogger , once again.

Ok here’s the real story. Brad was clipping his toenails and Angie told him to stop because Shiloh was crawling on floor and she was scared Shiloh would choke on one. Well, it was Tuesday and Brad always clips his nails on Tuesday and seeing how Angelina knows this is his habit, he began to get a little hot under the collar. Well, since I was sitting on the couch drinking ice tea and reading the script I just wrote for them-(You know the sequel to MAMS. Where at the end, they are captured by Section One and are taken into containment) Anyway, Brad told Angie to chill out because Shiloh has two teeth and the toe nails won’t be a problem for her. Well by now Angie was furious because Brad knows not to argue in front of the kids (who were all sleep in the next room). So she walks up to him and picks up the clippers and throws them off the balcony. Brad ran to the other room and retrieved a shoebox and some rope. He tied the box to his waist and started singing “Timberlake’s **** in a Box”- Angie started to smile because this was just her all time favorite song in the whole entire world and universe. Brad’s hips were swaying and she was dancing with him so they were both ok now. However, they realized that this was the FIRST real ARGUMENT they had and since it was sooooo volatile and violent they began to consider couple’s counselling. SInce they had couple’s counselling before (you know on MAMS), they decided to call that guy up and see if he could help them again.
So there you have it. The truth and nothing but the truth ’cause I was there! By the way, I retrieved the clippers and sold them on Ebay with a few of Brad’s toenails!

I know you Hating Heiffers do not believe this story,and no, clicking your size 12 shoes three times will not make it true. Mr. OZ, cannot help you folk either. The three wishes Jenny A granted you were bogus and so is she. Sorry. Not. So,go cry over your Crystal Ball and stew in your hate. We BAMSZ fans are taking in the loveliness of The Big Easy.

Peace~

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Shaddupyourself Says:

February 21st, 2007 at 5:42 pm
# 192 is Cliniqua posing as another blogger , once again.

LMAO! She is indeed. I couldn’t believe someone would notice it so fast but ((((clapping)))) at your quick eye. So smooth Clini aint so smooth no more is she.

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umdaassa Says:
February 21st, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Not such a good guess for the meaning of my screen name - Sorry no cigar. I see my post got to you. Continue to spew your hate and nonsense. Meanwhile, back in NAWLINS, the Jolie-Pitts are loving just fine. Haters are getting PLAYED just like the fans. The bottom line is the almighty dollar for these blogs. I will continue to be a fan of BP and AJ regardless. Everyone goes through good times, bad times, and strife in a relationship. The fact is they are together despite the negative sh*it that has been thrown at them for the past two years. Haters are not going anywhere, blogs make it too comfortable for them. Best wishes to BAMZS.

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Malibumom’s version Says:
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(((((((((ROTFLMAO))))))))))). Goodness, I have to chuckle outoud for this one. Great story MM, but you have to be careful, the tab will have this story print by next week if not sooner.