Aniston Not Dating ‘Dirt’ Cameraman

paternal twin DUSTIN HOFFMAN!

Thanks JJ for this post!

It’s always nice to see pictures of Jennifer out and about. She looks pretty and happy.

She really is NOT an attractive woman. Could she for once along with Paltrow and Cox cut that damn hair? It makes her and the rest of them look ten yrs older then they are. Nice lip injections Jen

Just wait till she’s going to confirm the break-up…

WOW…Jen looks like 70 years old grandma here!
I think she should fix her chin first.

Wow. She’s really rough looking.

I know she said her mother used to tell her, her eyes where too close together. I totally see that. She’s almost crosseyed

She can’t smile

She totally did something to her chin which is a shame. When friends first started she used to look really cute. She lost weight and got that chin implant. She completely ruined what little good looks she had.

I don’t think she had a chin implant. She has her father’s chin which is called a “Lantern jaw” I just think it’s more prominent because of age. She’s not in her late 20’s early 30’s anymore and she’s lost that baby fat look. For her because of her features it’s much more noticeable. I think she had the nose done and did something to her lips. This woman’s lips were as thin as a side of paper, now look at them

Look who was first, That’s a real Fan [stan] right there. She needs to confess.. she probably has [unknown]’s name tattooed across her chest.

She’s Fugly, but that’s not her fault, its her parents. I don’t blame her.. I blame Brad for making her so damn famous, all those years I told people she was trash, now the world cant get rid of her.

She isn’t even famous for friends anymore, she’s famous for being Brad’s [Ex], and honestly for a female of her talents and looks, that’s an Amazing accomplishment.

Her eyes sparkle. She looks so happy. Good for you Jen. Can’t wait to see what movie she does next. The break seems to be doing her good. After years of working I think that this break is very healthy.

oh. my. fug O.o………..

Hate this b*tch. She’s so all fake. Just voicing my honest opinion. No Brangelina fan in me too. They all sucks

Gosh! Her roots are showing. Finally, her real hair color is showing. She’s no blondie but she’s a bimbo

Why can’t she take a decent candid photo. This woman is so over rated. She is bland to the infinite power.

well her damn face is insulting.

care less about who she is with. just find it crazy that she has to run to the media to refute every rumor about her .

she should just cut her hair or do something about it. looks bad on a 40 year old woman.

Her new nose just makes her face look longer and her chin bigger. Bad move.

The loonies are here because they cannot move on. Just dying to see what is going on in her life. Wake up! beautiful has many forms good thing for all you brangelina hags otherwise you would all remain alone .. oh wait your mother might think you are beautiful (but only because she has to) Everyone last one of you brangelina hags are shallow … its all about how beautiful this family is. Blah blah blah .. Brad thought Jen was beautiful for seven years ppl now he is shaking up with Olive Oil.

WHO CARES ABOUT HER! She is a has-been anyway. Trying to be a movie star but cannot be and always be a TV star. PLUS SHE IS UGLY AN PLAIN LOOKING.

Her chin seems longer with the new nose….

Why is she in NYC? Is she auditioning or filming?

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Keeping it real Says
beautiful has many forms good thing for all you brangelina hags otherwise you would all remain alone .. oh wait your mother might think you are beautiful (but only because she has to)
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Yeah, isnt it great that no matter how ugly you are, you can always depend on your mom to say otherwise…………..oh wait………..jen couldnt even get THAT from her mom, could she? lol
aint that a bit!ch!!

Why does she need a body guard?

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Tijen Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 10:43 am - flag comment

Why does she need a body guard?

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To ward off the FUG when it attacks…

What is the “Fug”? Sorry, English is my second language!

SHE’S DOING THE OLSEN TROUTY POUT ON PURPOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!

(I’M IN LOVE BUT DON’T TELL ANYONE)

i love her

I think Jen looks absolutely great compared to how she did last week when the pictures of Brad and Shiloh surfaced. She cried for three days! A source close to her goddess circle said she regrets everything and she really really really really wishes she had a child as beautiful as Shiloh. The source also said she vehemently regrets her attempt at assassinating Brad’s character because they had both agreed way before Angelina, that they rushed into the marriage, should not have lived together, and they agreed to exit the marriage amicably if they became unhappy and they were both unhappy. However, she was advised to utilize the ordeal to help her career when he told her he’d fallen for Angie. She said she understood and she asked to be the one to file for divorce!

Well that pout looks UGLY. Now if she could somehow manage Angelina’s natural beautiful pout then I could give her some credit. As it stands now she looks old, beaten down and haggard out.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be considered to be the perfect couple with a perfect and they certainly have become the darlings of the gossip world - but when it comes down to the opinion of Americans on the Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston spectacle - Jen wins the battle hands down, according to a recent poll.

Gallup reports: ‘Among the three celebrities involved in what the media has dubbed the “Brangelina” spectacle, Aniston is viewed most positively by the public.

Fifty-nine percent of Americans say they have a favorable opinion of Aniston, once Pitt’s wife, while 12% have an unfavorable opinion and 30% have no opinion.

An interesting difference exists in the gender breakouts of ratings of the three personalities. Women view Aniston much more favorably than they view Jolie or Pitt.

be nice, be nice people

She looks happy, this is good! Hopefully, she has someone in her life.

I like her hair, it is much better than Gwyneth’s. Her face is not beautiful at all, she can even look very pretty in some pictures with a lot of make-up.

She has beautiful hair, not-bad body and legs. I wish I could also have said same things for her personality. Since 2005, I can’t, I would not. She should have chosen the high way.

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JJ reality check Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 10:58 am - flag comment

Jennifer Aniston Bests Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie in Recent Poll

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21221605.shtml

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June 4, 2006

Get off the computer and step into the real reality that is March 2007.

$110 million. That’s what I see when I look at her pics.

I can’t imagine a woman wouldn’t change her hairstyle for the last 15 yrs. it might look cute when she was younger but at 38 pushin 40, those hair covering half of her face make her look like an old hag. Nicole Kidman was 1 year older than her and Sandra Bullock was 3 yr. older, but these 2 look younger than her.

She just had to surface somehow….The Pitts are the darling of the press right now.
Age is catching up on her. Those surgeries are not doing a bit to enhance her looks.
Sorry , no refunds.

Btw , S. Hayek is now pregnant at 40. So JA can still have a baby if she wants .
She is only 38 and there are guys who are willing donate their wigglies. But it’s up to CCox, if she ( Cox )wants to take care of another baby after Coco. We know for sure JA will have another reason to hang out at the Arquette house. JA’s house is for the dogs!!!!

Hey , she looks great , she’s getting on with her life, leave her alone. What is the deal with some of you people? Go back to AJ and BP thread and defend it. They seem happy, this should make you happy. Right?

Tick tock, tick tock…

Well folks another year has gone by and no kid for Jennifer. If Jen got pregnant today she wouldnt give birth until January 2008. So 2007 is just another barren year. And considering her history of smoking & the fact she cant get a man, looks like she will die childless. Poor Jen :(

But then we all know she really doesnt want kids, shes too selfish, she only cares about herself.

Here’s some good news and it’s recent.

Jennifer Aniston uses yoga to stop smoking
Updated: 03-08-2007

Los Angeles, March 8 (IANS) Former ‘Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston is going through withdrawal symptoms. And no, she isn’t going through another break up with some hot star. This time she is trying to get rid of the cigarettes and coffee habit through yoga.

‘Jen was doing a total cleansing and did a lot of yoga to stop smoking,’ said actress Laura Allen, who was hanging with Aniston and Courteney Cox last January when they were shooting their notorious lesbian kiss, which will be aired March 27.

Apparently there were times when Aniston had the cravings for a caffeine fix, reports http://www.hollywood.tv

‘I had a diet coke on set, and she was really jonesing for it,’ said Allen.

http://www.andhracafe.com/index.php?m=show&id=19878

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Rii Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 7:23 am - flag comment
Thanks for the information and Jen post!
I will always be her fan, in my opinion she’s gorgeous and talented.
I wish she will find happiness again.

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You know damn good and well that broad is no way near gorgeous.
What I find fascinating is Jennifer Traniston’s fans ability to lie, and I bet you had a straight face when you typed that lie.
She unattractive.

As for her acting, she plays Rachel Green in everything she does. She is not a good actor either.

Jen went to the mag and denied

1) about her boob job
2) her nose job
3) her alteration of hairline

Now, she is denying about dating a cameraman.

What about Keanue Reeve? Why is she NOT denying this?

All because Keanu is a bona fide actor, NOT some lowly paid cameraman.

This is how SHALLOW she is.

A bird chirp this song to ear last night. Birdie also told me that she just visited my beloved (gag) jen jen who was hugging norman, sobbing and humming to this tune :)

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LOST WITHOUT YOUR LOVE
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Lost and all alone
I always thought that I could make it on my own
Since you left I hardly make it through the day
My tears get in the way
And I need you back to stay

I wander through the night
And search the world to find
The words to make it right
All I want is just the way it used to be
With you here close to me
Ive got to make you see

That Im lost without your love
Life without you isnt worth the trouble of
Im as helpless as a ship without a wheel
A touch without a feel
I cant believe its real…

And someday soon Ill wake
And find my heart wont have to break

Yes Im lost without your love
Life without you isnt worth the trouble of
All I want is just the way it used to be
I need you here with me
Oh darlin cant you see…
If we had love before
We can have it back once more

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Addicted to Plastic surgery Says

Gosh when Angie hits her age, she will have to cut back on collecting babies, tats to be able to afford botox. Can you imagine the amount of that will go into injection to fill that windsheild she calls a forehead .. phew!

Keeping it real you telling people to move on yet you keep mentioning Angelina. Keepiing it real hypocritical is what you’re doing.

Oh, really now… she needs a good haircut. She always looks like a hag all the time. A bob cut might make her look better. You know, brighten up the face, camouflage that nasty chin (like Reese Whitherspoon). Anything that can take people’s eyes away from fugginess. There is hope. (?)

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Isabelle II Says: 0% since you do not have anyone else to add. So sad ..

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selecting commenting Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 11:31 am - flag comment
Jen went to the mag and denied

1) about her boob job
2) her nose job
3) her alteration of hairline

Now, she is denying about dating a cameraman.

What about Keanue Reeve? Why is she NOT denying this?

All because Keanu is a bona fide actor, NOT some lowly paid cameraman.

This is how SHALLOW she is.

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Thats because everything about that ***** is phony. She is the most phony, superficial, piece of sh*t every to come out of Hollywood.
She got that Rachel Green part by fluck, and the only reason the Break-Up did good was because of Vince, Vince has a loyal following.

What an ugly b*tch!

She is srsly the ugliest thing I have ever laid eyes on

That ugly hair do covering half that fugly mug of hers is disgusting to see every year after year after year.

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Denise Says:

Just being brangelina hag

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Isabelle II Says:

Go back into hiding, it was better when you were gone (or under another name) you have to be the dumbest person on the plant to actually have typed and posted it as if it were true. What is wrong with you, have you seriously lost touch with reality?? Just to make up stupid lies to be hatful is just wrong .. I feel for you!

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Keeping it real Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 11:57 am - flag comment

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Denise Says:

Just being brangelina hag

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Don’t “hag” me honey. I asked you a legitimate question which you still have not answered. You can be dismissive if you want to but that still doesn’t change the fact that the reason people still tie her to Brad and Angelina are “fans” like you. If you really liked her you wouldn’t dare demean by associating her with people you clearly don’t like…

Who cares, she is so dull.

FUGLY LOOKING UGLY WOMAN WITH CHINNY CHIN CHIN AS USUAL…. TOO BAD WITH ALL THE MONEY THAT SHE HAS, CAN’T EVEN FIND A SURGEON WHO CAN REDUCE OR RECUT HER JAY LENO CHIN CHIN…. SHE’S SO HIDEOUS LOOKING KIND OF AN OLD RAG TO ME…….SORRY BUT IT’S HOW I SEE IT

Of course, she is not dating a cameraman.

Just take a look at her former boyfriend Tate Donovan said of Aniston.

(On his former love, Jennifer Aniston) “She likes top-notch hotels and LUXURY, and I like bed and breakfasts and riding my bike. That’s the most SHALLOW version of it, but it’s indicative of our personalities”.

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Keeping it real Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 12:00 pm - flag comment

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Isabelle II Says:

Go back into hiding, it was better when you were gone (or under another name) you have to be the dumbest person on the plant to actually have typed and posted it as if it were true. What is wrong with you, have you seriously lost touch with reality?? Just to make up stupid lies to be hatful is just wrong .. I feel for you!

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Babe, I feel sorry for you. You can’t even spell planet. Disregard my post it will go completely over your head…

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FugJen Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 12:02 pm - flag comment
With all those money she is still soooo fug. Is she trying to pout with those pencil line lips ??? Gross !
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Thats exactly what that hag is trying to do.

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a quote from T Donovan Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 12:04 pm - flag comment
Of course, she is not dating a cameraman.

Just take a look at her former boyfriend Tate Donovan said of Aniston.

(On his former love, Jennifer Aniston) “She likes top-notch hotels and LUXURY, and I like bed and breakfasts and riding my bike. That’s the most SHALLOW version of it, but it’s indicative of our personalities”.
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Now Donovan is married with a couple of babies. Yayyyyyyyyy Donovan!

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a quote from T Donovan Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 12:04 pm - flag comment

Just take a look at her former boyfriend Tate Donovan said of Aniston.

(On his former love, Jennifer Aniston) “She likes top-notch hotels and LUXURY, and I like bed and breakfasts and riding my bike. That’s the most SHALLOW version of it, but it’s indicative of our personalities”.
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At least Tate Donovan was smart enough not to marry her, like Brad did.

btw, all the men she dated or married are ALL already having kids. what about jen, where’s the baby at 38???? jen is ALWAYS going to be behind all the men she dated when it comes to starting a family! tate donovan already has 2 kids and brad now going to have 4 kids…..hey i wouldn’t be surprised IF vince is going to have kids shortly and before her!:) jen is going to end up with her dogs and all alone just like the way she treated her mom! and THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF HER SELF-ABSORBED, SELFISH, LIAR, FAME and MONEY HUNGER!!!!!!!!!!!

she is the poster child for every woman who is terrified her husband will leave her for the long-legged, pillow-lipped secretary at work. The world is full of these weak-minded victims.
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You are so right, only insecure jealeous hags pick on Angie.

I absolutely love Angelina, my husband loves her too. BUT, I am secure in my marriage…hahahahahahahaha

YOUR source on the set, Jared……….What a laugh. She denied this week’s ago. It’s been going around for a good month. You’re a joke, Jared.

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Mediterranean Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 12:30 pm - flag comment
Brad was naïve and he did believe that Jen was honest with him about the plans of her future.

When he realised that she has lied since the beginning, he only left her. That’s all.
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so glad brad picked up that maniston is a lying and self-absorbed man!:)

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adeade Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 10:49 am - flag comment
Can we have some real substanitive information about Jennifer Aniston and not this drivel, like what movie she’s doing next. There seems to be nothing on the horizon to talk about except deny/deny. Jennifer seriously you have some real delusional fans. I pray to god you just get a life already and disappear into TV land reruns.
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I second this! For those of you who are still fans of the infamous ex, surely you must be privy to what is on the horizon for your fallen star. Only hoping she’s not in NY to hit the late show circuit to plug the “must see kiss” coming up. Can Huvane have that much pull? Seems like it would be really embarassing for her to sit on Letterman’s couch to recap the riveting last year (it would be a really short visit). Or wait, perhaps a trip to The View? She and Hasselfrau can bond while wearing their “Team Aniston” shirts.

So, Rachel Green fans - here is your platform! And, how’s that movie going with Meryl?

Aniston said she went to the plastic surgeon because she had a breathing problem.

Ask any doctor, When you have a breathing problem, you see a ENT (ear, nose and throat) doc, NOT a plastic surgeon.

Aniston, by lying, is doing the public a DIS-SERVICE. She is essentially saying that if you have a breathing problem, go see a plastic surgeon.

This is wrong !!!!!

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Anna Says:

February 5th, 2007 at 11:12 am

Actually there is nothing wrong with jennifer having a nose job or boob job or liposuction, its her prerogative as she was not born having a perfect face or body, and her workd requires her to have a perfect face adn body.

The problem wither is she is too proud to admit that she has done something, and end up lying about it. It woudl have been better actually if she just keep quiet about it, the thing she is so sensitive and too proud and thinks too much of herself that she always needs to defend herself from negative publicity.

She always underestimate the magazine readers and fans, why correct a deviated septum only after 12 years, if its going to make her sleep well like a baby??? C’mon just tell that to her stupid 12 year old Rachel fans but not to People Mag!

Most women who are off or in between husbands and boyfriends and especially dumped women, normally ends up in their plastic surgeon’s office. Hello?? Remember Ivana Trump, who had a total face and body overhaul after being dumped by Donald. Its understandable, i would do the same if I have the money, but will not lie about it!!!!

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Yes, I agree. You said it very well.

JoliePitt Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 1:02 pm - flag comment
Maniston was and will always be a liar. I feel for her naive and stupid fans for believing everything Maniston lies about!
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But, they will be here soon to tell us what she’s been up to and what she has planned, don’t you know?

Going to be a fun weekend…

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Izzie Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm - flag comment
JoliePitt Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 1:02 pm - flag comment
Maniston was and will always be a liar. I feel for her naive and stupid fans for believing everything Maniston lies about!
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But, they will be here soon to tell us what she’s been up to and what she has planned, don’t you know?

Going to be a fun weekend…
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hehehe. a fun weekend it will be!:)

Deviated Septum

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion.

The magazine goes on to say that Jennifer “Jen has hated her nose ever since her FIRST nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

So is it out of the ordinary for a celebrity to fix up her face? Absolutely not. Happens all the time, every day.

But THIS particular celebrity has always denied enhancement.
THIS particular celebrity has cultivated an image out of convincing people she’s Au Naturel – with the help, of course, of the Zone Diet and a steady stream of cigarettes.

But there have long been those rumours, brought to light again by a former roommate and actress last year who delivered a monologue with details about a certain “Friend” who rose to fame after moving her hairline, changing her nose, and icing her nipples –

As you would expect, Huvane vehemently denied the claims at the time with an impassioned plea to the MiniVan Majority to uphold their faith that their heroine is indeed still “what you see is what you get”…right?
Well not so according to Us Weekly.

According to Us Weekly Jen bought herself a new nose then and she’s tweaking the original purchase now. And so the question becomes – did Jen stop at a nose? Or did she opt for everything else too?
You tell me.

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Denise Says:

But you knew what I meant .. she is about as dumb as a plant too now that you mention it. Thanks for bring to my attn.

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Isabelle II Says:

What does that have to do with her having a sex change. To spread disgusting lies and rumors is just evil on your part. That is having a convo? glad I dont click with someone like you.

I haven’t even been to B&A thread, maybe i’ll visit. You guys can try to sugar-coat and justify AJ and BP’s affair anyway you want, but where i come from this behavior is unacceptable, and i have a sneaky suspicion it is wrong in your neck of the woods too.

There is nothing wrong about using plastic surgery. But Jen should NOT lie about it. Trying to hide it by saying it’s fixing the deviated septum is doing the public a dis-service. Fixing a breathing problem is the work of a ENT (ear, nose and throate doc), NOT a plastic surgeon. But this is always Jen. She LIED, LIED, LIED !!!!

She should educate the public about plastic surgery, her experience.

The fact that she didnt do anything makes me lose respect for her.

It has always been Jen’s style to comment on no boob job, no nose job, no hairline adjustment, why is it necessary? Why cant she talk about any charity work? May be all her charity work is just wearing a T shirt, nothing substantial.

I will NOT see any of her movie.

Please send the movies roles to Reese, Julia Roberts, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz.

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JoliePitt Says:

Tsk tsk and your post would make an angry bitter and very unclassy lesiban. Careful with nasty words, I might flag you (using one your classic immature lines)

Jen went to the mag and denied
1) about her boob job
2) her nose job
3) her alteration of hairline
Now, she is denying about dating a cameraman.

What about Keanue Reeve? Why is she NOT denying this?

All because Keanu is a bona fide actor, NOT some lowly paid cameraman.

This is how SHALLOW she is.

Of course, she is not dating a cameraman.

Just take a look at her former boyfriend Tate Donovan said of Aniston.

(On his former love, Jennifer Aniston) “She likes top-notch hotels and LUXURY, and I like bed and breakfasts and riding my bike. That’s the most SHALLOW version of it, but it’s indicative of our personalities”.

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I’m so glad you point this out.

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Keeping it real Says:
I’m not looking up what 122 said

but what I say:
jen was a post op transexual bcuz when people call her a man someone else calls Brad gay. It’s an explanation, not the Bible. You have NO sense of humor

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Keeping it real Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 1:32 pm - flag comment
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JoliePitt Says:

Tsk tsk and your post would make an angry bitter and very unclassy lesiban. Careful with nasty words, I might flag you (using one your classic immature lines)
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hahaha. not angry!:) hey, you mis-spelled “lesbian” LOOOOOOOOOL

sue-

Your tactic of trying to put people down in order to make you superior wont work.

you’re a 2 faced hypocrit.

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sue Says

Well, when you don’t feed your cat, he goes on down the road to someone who will. But for the gazillionth time, they did not got togethere till he was separated from Jen. That’s what they talked about before the seperation. But is you’re gonna go THERE Jen and Vince were together before the divorce. There you go, straight from the Bible!

A ‘Friend’ in need,
but not in deed?

Nancy Balbirer (below) helped Jennifer Aniston (above) get a foothold in New York before the days of ‘Friends’ fame. The reward for her trouble? Snubs from the new superstar and a rejection from the show, Balbirer claims.

Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d been nicer to fellow actress Nancy Balbirer, who shared a West Village apartment with her in the late 1980s.

Then maybe Balbirer wouldn’t have ratted her out the other night at Joe’s Pub, where an audience of actors and writers shrieked with laughter during an evening of readings to mark the paperback release of “The Underminer: Or, the Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life.”

The 40-year-old Balbirer was among the performers who told stories of their own personal “underminers.” Balbirer’s “underminer” was “a famous sitcom actress” called “Jane” — a thinly veiled Aniston — who she met when both were auditioning to be extras on “Saturday Night Live.”

A Lowdown spy reports: “Jane, who had recently graduated from the High School of Performing Arts, was a few years younger than Nancy and was the daughter of a soap actor and a plastic-surgery victim who had divorced. Nancy let Jane live rent-free in her Village apartment for a few months.

“Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. The pair went on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes together. Jane advised Nancy to try and be ‘more f—able’ on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said ‘came from her Greek half.’

“Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it’s unattractive, especially in a town like L.A.

“After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show’s producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week’s pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again.”

When Lowdown repeated the dish to Aniston, via her flack Stephen Huvane, she was not amused. “Jennifer does know this woman Nancy, and she did live with her for a little bit, but did not live rent-free,” Huvane insisted after consulting Aniston. “They were never close friends — it was not that kind of relationship.”

Huvane vehemently denied Balbirer’s claims of plastic surgery. As for the hiring-firing incident: “The girl did try out for a role on ‘Friends,’ but the girl just didn’t get it. The cast doesn’t get involved in casting — especially the first year. She just sounds like an opportunist who’s using Jennifer to get attention. This is mean-spirited.”

Balbirer told Lowdown the “Jane” story “is part of a new solo show and book I’m writing called ‘Take Your Shirt Off And Cry,’ about my life in show business and Hollywood.” And Warner Bros. has acquired movie rights to “The Underminer” for Management 360 — Vince Vaughn’s management company

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/395025p-334922c.html

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sue Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 1:58 pm - flag comment

Look, why don’t you babies go back to the Brad thread where there is no one to talk smack about them . You got your wish !Everyone there is happy ,and B and A are doing well. What’s you problem? your comments are stupid and unworthy. done with you little girl.

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ROTFLMAO! Why you little hypocrite! I’ve seen you an a Brad and Angelina thread many times…

Liar ~ Liar ~ CAREER on Fire ~~~~ NOT!!!!!!!!!

Lovely picture (snicker).

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You never answered my question. If you are a real fan of Jen’s why do you keep linking her with people you so clearly hate? *waits*

Whether B&A hooked up during filming or not, the fact is - Brad is where he wants to be now. He married the wrong woman the first time around. Is this the first time in history this has ever happened? It happens all the time! It’s human nature, whether you want to face it or not.

At LEAST there were no children involved on Brad & Jen’s part. They were just two people who’s relationship ran its’ course. Please, for the love of sweet zombie Jesus, let it go.

she is ugly!!!!!!!!!!!
How someone with this face became so famous i will never know.

Oh god, even if Brad was doing Angie in the middle of Times Square before his divorce, nobody knows the truth about what went on. And it’s long past time for fanistons to get over it and move on. Nobody died. They split up. End of story.

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Keeping it real Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - flag comment

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BCBG Says:

Please you dont love anything .. boy have a lot of time on your evil hands to type all that for someone you dont like. You are as bad as Chinqua with your huge amount of knowledge about JA. If I was a brag hag I would kick you out of the cult.

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Oh shut up and “keep it real” and answer my question. Is it bc you know that without Brad and Angelina and the whole “triangle” Jenpoo is just not that interesting? Afraid of the truth?

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Keeping it real Says:

I think you are really Angelinda (and pls dont take that as a good thing).
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oh dear, i do take it as a compliment because angie is EVERYTHING that maniston is not. it’s an honored and touched to be called as angelina. below are the reasons WHY i’d take this as a compliment in a heart beat being agelina:

1) angelina is gorgeous, sexy, hot, talented, kind-hearted, rich, passionate, puts her money$ where her mouth is, intelligent and a wonderful mommy to her children.

2) she’s having s***x and is with such a hot guy (brad) every night!:)

3) she’s with brad, who is rich, hot, sexy, intelligent, passionate, kind-hearted, wonderful father to her children and did i say he’s good friends with other sexy and rich celebrities like (GC, MATT DAMON and etc…)

4) angelina has many movie roles offers left and right.

5) angelina is an international star.

6) angelina does charity everywhere shes goes.

7) angelina has 3 beautiful children and the bonus of a hot daddy!:).

HOW CAN I NOT TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT WITH ABOVE CREDENTIALS THAT ANGIE HAS AND EVERYTHING MANISTON ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING?????

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Keeping it real Says:
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Oh, I love my husband and my children. I also love my job, my investments, etc.

Let me tell you, I started doing my research because I dont want to get the info from the tabloids. What I found out is that your Jen is
always lying, lying about a baby is on the way, manufactured a non-existent relationship, lying about her bodily alterations, etc.

Admit it, she is a liar, a fake. Admit it, you know it yourself. There is nothing wrong about you loving your fraudulent jen, just know she is a fake. And, remember she does NOT know you even exist.

What a joke, not dating a camera man !!!

Of course, Jen would not date a low paid cameraman. Your Jen is MATERIALISTIC.

But she is 38 now. No bona fide movie (A lister) would want to touch her seeing the way she handled her divorce. Jen is NOT a classy woman. She should take a note from Nicole Kidman. Nicole never badmouthed her ex. Your Jen backstabbed her ex.

Maniston is ALL and EVERYTHING below:

1) LIAR

2) FAKE

3) SELF-ABSORBED

4) SELF-CENTERED

5) SELFISH

6) RICH, BUT NO HEART to help her mom and do charity work.

7) UGLY and UNATTRACTIVE

8) LONELY

9) NO MAN IN A-LISTS want to date her cuz she might bash them when the relationship is over.

10) DIRECTORS afraid to hire her cuz she may bash the movie like she bashed “Rumor Has It”.

11) PLASTIC SURGERY HAS BEEN DONE, BUT STILL IN DENIAL.

Oh! I can go on and on……………but you Maniston’s fans got the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Jennifer Aniston the next Jennifer Grey? Her career went downhill after she got a nose job. Well Aniston’s career isn’t so great before the nose. I wonder why.

The last movie she did was in breakup in August 2005 and nothing since.

She did do a Yoga video, co-direct a 10mins clip, did a stage show for 10mins with other stars, dumped by Vince, nose job and botox. wondeful.
ilove the new jen.

She dissed and badmouth “Rumor Has it” no wonder no one wants to work with her.

When I bring up Rumor Has It, she looks at me with an exaggerated pained expression and says, “Oh, we don’t need to talk about that, do we? The worst experience of my life. The worst experience, the worst film. It sounded like a great idea, an interesting backdrop for a romantic comedy.

But it was never fleshed out, never fully realized. And for me, personally, I was going through a horrible time. I wasn’t at my best as an actor. I was unmotivated by it.” She pauses for a second. “Oh, why talk about it? We can let that little train go by.”

Oh, I also forgot Jen does NOT own responsibility of her mistakes.

She blamed a 3rd person.

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Denise Says:

Who used the word hate or fan? Not me .. that would be you. Stop stalking me …

Now, Jen is telling everybody she is not dating a cameraman, sigh !!!1

Jennifer Aniston spent way too much time in worrying about what she looks, how to appear in the public eyes.

We kept seeing her running to media saying things that have no substance. Who cares about whether you have a home grown boob or whether you bought your boob.

She should learn from Nicole Kidman. She never bad moutthed anybody after her divorce. She channelled her time into movie making. Look, she got Oscar.

What she is doing is actually backfiring on her, in my opinion.

Jen loves to blame other people for her failures

Blame parents marriage for her break-up
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extentions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Now blame charity for her break up.

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JoliePitt Says:

Too bad you are not any of things .. just a wannbe right down to the wannabe name. I love how you pretend you have a life too, oh and that fake job. “Oh I have time away from project to chat” (which is every day all day and night ) Only thing that inspires you is your fake friends online

Keeping it real -

haha !!!

I see you failed. Evidently the chummy tactic (trying to befriend someone, and trying to convice someone not to post against jen ) did not work.

now you have to switch your tactic to directly attacking !!!!

what a 2 faced hypocrit.

Without Oprah, many of the women wouldn’t stand behind Jennifer Aniston and believe what she had said. Because of Oprah, many women feel sorry for Jen and blame Brad & Angie for the divorce because these women look up to Oprah and listen to what she has to say. The only good thing going for Jen right now is Oprah & Cox. Career is over. she will always be rachel greene.

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BCBG Says:

LMAO funny and what b&A know who you are??

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another NY native Says:

I learning from the Brag hags to be a hyopcrit, I have great teachers I can see the training is paying off. I am not sure where I ever said anything about befriending anyone or trying to convince (btw) to not post against Jen?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be considered to be the perfect couple with a perfect and they certainly have become the darlings of the gossip world - but when it comes down to the opinion of Americans on the Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston spectacle - Jen wins the battle hands down, according to a recent Gallup poll. So the people on this websites talkback can say anything they want, they are actually in a minority according to Gallup. Hooray for nice people !!!!!!!! tinyurl.com/2cwke8

This website has a very anti-Jen talkback, it’s where all the gay and lesbian supporters of AJ got to get their sexual tension out instead.

*sigh* Why even bother. I was just trying to ask reasonable questions and I get accused of being a “stalker” and a “bully”. Keep clinging to your “recent” polls (that were taken a yr ago) and keep living in the past. But the truth is (and I know this will hurt) if everyone loved Jennifer as much you like to insist, then she wouldn’t be where she is right now, which is absolutely nowhere. And all I was trying to point out is if you were true fans of hers YOU would stop linking her to Brad and Angelina bc you are doing her a HUGE disservice. That is all…

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I don’t get it Says:
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it’s not about sexual orientation .. it’s about character .

Jen Aniston has yet to prove that she is not a liar, not a manipulator, not a scheming wicked woman, able to take responsibility for her action, have compassion, have empathy, love people irregardless of color (beside Oprah who has dough) , love poor, sick and any type of people. Do not cringe and be sincere in dealing with fans . Try not to make fun of fans after they are gone, try not to gossip behind people’s back especially to the goddess circle .

Keeping it real Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - flag comment

Too bad you are not any of things .. just a wannbe right down to the wannabe name. I love how you pretend you have a life too, oh and that fake job. “Oh I have time away from project to chat” (which is every day all day and night ) Only thing that inspires you is your fake friends online
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you crack me up for sounding like your idol JEN. you don’t know anything about me and we’ll leave it at that. i know who i am and what i am all about. like i said, you can say whatever you want about me for i don’t care!:) hahaha

at, least, i am not stupid and naive like you for letting your idol lying to you over and over again! you obviously got no morals and standards to accept lies from your idol maniston….LOOOOL

Well, of course there are no cameramen named Mike on Dirt. Either Huvane made the whole thing up, or else some cameraman was polite to X on the set and gave her the name “Mike” because, well, would YOU want to be linked to her?

Good Grief! Is the brad thread so boring that everyone is on this Jen thread? I guess it is, they must get tired of talking about what kind of crackers the children are eating .

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sue Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm - flag comment
Good Grief! Is the brad thread so boring that everyone is on this Jen thread? I guess it is, they must get tired of talking about what kind of crackers the children are eating .
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no, we’re on brad’s thread too and we don’t run out of things to adore them! we’re multi-taskers and we can handle it because we are not stupid and naive like maniston’s fans!!!

JoliePitt…no, your just young and ignorant with no real-life experiences to back up your brain-dead comments.

This is so pathetic. I am a huge Brad Pitt fan and I don’t find it neccessary to bash Jennifer even though they’re no longer together. I didn’t put down Gwyneth either and I won’t bash Angelina if their relationship tanks. I type with confidence that 90% of you making nasty comments on Jen are Angelina fans who for some reason need to put Jen down so Angelina can come out on top. It’s one thing to make fun of Jen fans, but to go so low and bash Jen, when she hasn’t done a darn thing but move on with her life is absurd and pathetic. Get over it already, Brad and Jen have.

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It’s all about character Says: (too bad you dont have any character)

And she needs to prove this why??

JENNIFER MANISTON IS JOBLESS!PEOPLE SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT EATING WITH HER FRIENDS AND WALKING WITH NORMAN.POOR MANISTON,GETTING OLD,UGLIER,NO FILM OFFERS AND NO BF!HE.HEY,HOW ABOUT ANGELINA?IN TALKS TO STAR IN C.EASTWOOD MOVIE,PEOPLE IT IS C.EASTWOOD!F.MILLER STILL THINKS JOLIE WILL BE IN SIN CITY,WILL STAR IN ATLAS SHRUGGED!GOSH SHE HAS SO MANY FILMS LINEUP FOR HER.BUT HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO AMERICA’S SWEETHEART?I THOUGHT SHE WAS LOVED BY A LOT OF PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD?

sandisk…good job! You found me out! Get a life will you?(_?_) dumba**!

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Keeping it real Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 4:15 pm - flag comment

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Denise Says:

Again putting words in my mouth. Not sure where the loved came in? You must be a Brag hags .. always implying and ASSuming on someones behalf. Question wasnt worth answering really … sorry it was dumb. Interesting how you relate to being a Jen fan you have to hate Brad & Angelina .. sorry that is a rule of thumb for the brag hags that they have to hate Jen to be a fan of brangelina. What I am a fan of is the brag hags .. its total entertainment.

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Well see now I’m downright confused. If you are not a fan of Jennifer Aniston why are you on her thread bashing Brad and Angelina? What’s it got do with her? I ask you a reasonable (and readable) question and you say it’s dumb? I can barely understand your writing. From the looks of it I’d guess you were uneducated and borderline illiterate. However e-ignorance is always entertaining so now I have become a fan of yours. Team Keeping it Real!!!!!!!!

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Jessica Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 4:16 pm - flag comment
This is so pathetic. I am a huge Brad Pitt fan and I don’t find it neccessary to bash Jennifer even though they’re no longer together. I didn’t put down Gwyneth either and I won’t bash Angelina if their relationship tanks. I type with confidence that 90% of you making nasty comments on Jen are Angelina fans who for some reason need to put Jen down so Angelina can come out on top. It’s one thing to make fun of Jen fans, but to go so low and bash Jen, when she hasn’t done a darn thing but move on with her life is absurd and pathetic. Get over it already, Brad and Jen have.
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JESSICA, I’ve been a Brad’s fan since thelma & louise pre-Angelina! Are you really a brad’s fan???? You don’t sound like a brad’s fan cuz you’re not picking up that maniston’s fans are accusing brad of cheating, calling him names and calling angelina a hag and etc….YOU GOT THE NERVE TO SAY THAT WE’RE BASHING MANISTON WHEN INDEED MANISTONS’ FANS ARE BASHING BRAD/ANGIE! OH, WE’RE ALSO POINTING MANISTON’S FANS THAT MANISTON IS A LIAR TO HER FANS, TO US AND TO THE WORLD! you’re also not for picking up the part that Maniston is lying and continue to lie about many things and what about when she comes to VF to bash Brad, whom we are both fans to?????

I came to like Angie 3 years pre-Brad because Angie is real, kind-hearted and grown to become a wonderful mother to her children, especially from someone who used to be wild. Look at Maniston, America Sweetheart, she is full of lies and still lie and continue to bash Brad and Angie.

SO DO ME A FAVOR IF YOU ARE A BRAD’S FAN, START ACTING LIKE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sue Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 4:31 pm - flag comment
sandisk…good job! You found me out! Get a life will you?(_?_) dumba**!
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SUE, you continue telling us that we don’t have a life, WHAT THE HECK YOU’RE STILL HANGING AROUND THIS BLOG FOR? I guess we’re both on the same page and it goes for KEEP IT REAL as well. SO I RECOMMEND YOU CHICKS START IGKNOWLEDGING!!!!!!

Is Jen’d date the man in the brown jacket in the second pic?

OMG! OMG! OMG! Jen is soooooo Jay Leno and soooooo Dustin Hoffman!!!!!!

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BCBG Says:

I came to this Jen thread because I want to expose this Jen who is a big FRAUD !!!!
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YES! That is why we are here to expose your LIAR IDOL!!!! Well said BCBG.

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JoliePitt Says:

You are an idiot because I never said Jen was my idol .. you are! Seriously, I had read that you are an older women? Please read your last post .. that is very 2nd grader.

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BCBG Says:

Skill to be nasty and evil .. wow something to be truly proud of you bitter monster. Both of you go home (BP site)

I like all three (Brad,Angelina, Jen) all the same, I don’t care for one better than the other, so I’m speaking from a neutral standpoint, I’ve read this whole thread and you all should be ashamed of yourselves, acting like a bunch of children with foul mouths! What it amounts to is jealousy, plain & simple! Brad & Angelina’s fans are jealous of Jen, because she was once married to Brad, blah blah. So you have to say: Oh she’s fugly or etc… and give me a break with the “you spelled that wrong” (how childish) And I noticed you all seem to feel you have to compare Jen to Angelina in some, way, shape or form, to try and make Angelina look better. So much hate you people have stuffed inside yourselves… It must hurt to be you! I’m honestly dumbfounded that adults are behaving in this manner! Brad & Angelina would be ashamed to know they have fans with this sort of behavior! I hope you guys don’t try to defend this kind of behavior, because there is no excuse for it, PEROID!

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Izzie Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm - flag comment
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adeade Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 10:49 am - flag comment
Can we have some real substanitive information about Jennifer Aniston and not this drivel, like what movie she’s doing next. There seems to be nothing on the horizon to talk about except deny/deny. Jennifer seriously you have some real delusional fans. I pray to god you just get a life already and disappear into TV land reruns.
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I second this! For those of you who are still fans of the infamous ex, surely you must be privy to what is on the horizon for your fallen star. Only hoping she’s not in NY to hit the late show circuit to plug the “must see kiss” coming up. Can Huvane have that much pull? Seems like it would be really embarassing for her to sit on Letterman’s couch to recap the riveting last year (it would be a really short visit). Or wait, perhaps a trip to The View? She and Hasselfrau can bond while wearing their “Team Aniston” shirts.

So, Rachel Green fans - here is your platform! And, how’s that movie going with Meryl?
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Why don’t you stop defending her and answer the question?

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JoliePitt Says:

Wannabe and fraud are very similar .. so I can see how you idenify with being a fraud.

Off to reality people. TTFN

I don’t like the new nose.

Sorry Jen.

Jan Brady on crack.

This is so tiresome. Women get divorced every day of the week. Some are left with children whom they must struggle tofeed and clothe. Many were physically abused by their husbands. Often, the children witness the abuse and are forever scarred. NONE of that took place here.

It is simply not the end of the world when a partner leaves you. There are thousands of men who would love to be with Jennifer Aniston. But she can’t become part of a “real”
relationship for a variety of reasons:

1) She CHOOSES to wallow in self pity rather than to start acting like a normal, strong, independent woman;

2) She CHOOSES to be so focussed on public opinion that she is willing to fabricate a relationship rather than waiting for a real one to come along;

3) She CHOOSES to blame Angelina SOLELY rather than do some self-examination to see what she needs to change to become a stronger person for her next realtionship.

The press and public are doing absolutely nothing to Jennifer Aniston. She is, however, doing a wonderful job of creating a “World of Pity” from which she refuses to emerge.

by Edumacated

All I hear is Marcia Marcia Marcia….I mean Angie Angie Angie…….

Why is Marcia…I mean Angie…prettier than me…why why?

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Keeping it real Says:

LMAO .. like I care about you are serious? Keep those pretend games for your pretend friends.
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if you don’t care, don’t guess, whether i am a teenager or a woman because it will only show your weaknessess dear!:)

if i am a fraud or not, you can guess based on the writings!!!! SO KEEP YOUR MIND OPENED and not SO CLOSED LIKE JEN!!!!!

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WebSurfer Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:09 pm - flag comment
Uhh, stop with the passive-aggressiveness Keeping It Real (in Denial) - you’re like Nails on a Chalkboard.

JoliePitt Fans can talk ALL they want about Anis-freaks like you or your whimpering, afraid of her own shadow Hair-Claim to Fame loser-self because SHE insinuated herself into the JoliePitts lives. She MADE herself FAIR GAME and you, guys, can’t eat the dish that you serve. Don’t throw **** if you’re not prepared to receive ****.

It was very easy to cut lose and create herself a new path as Nicole Kidman has done, as Reese has done, as every woman in the world has done.
But, she had to go on this ‘Goddess’-capade grabbing the likes of you to buy into her bull. However, it’s hard to let go, huh?? Because, that would mean that you were sold a bunch of **** for two years!!

To tell you the truth, I wish she had not insinuated herself into the JoliePitt’s current life and therefore, I don’t have to think of her. But by golly, I won’t take your **** and not shove it back into your Immature, Lying, Whiny, Delusional Ani-Losers Hateful Faces!
SO BRING IT ON, Girl!

So, Anis-freaks - at least, us JoliePitt fans have something REAL to celebrate. What do you have after two years of brewing in your OWN Delusional Hatred?

BTW - you know those stats came from a tabloid not even worthy of mention. PostChronicle. Hahaa…Haahaahaha!!! PastYearsChronicLiar!!!!
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. such good writing and on the spot that it needs a re-post!:) hehehe

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ok! Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - flag comment
If Jen Jen is so popular why can’t she get a job?She hasn’t filmed a movie since 2005,why is that?Funny Angelina is getting offers left and right.

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Jen is NO nicole kidman. Jen can only play rachel green. She cant act. Look at her movie gross. If I were the investor, I would not finance a movie with her as actress. I want my investment to make money.

Jen is Box office POISON

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JoliePitt Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:06 pm - flag comment
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I’m not playing teams at all…. like I said I don’t care for one more than the other. If you had read my post more closely you would have clearly seen that I never once bashed Brad & Angelina. I only referred to the behavior of their fans! I’m an outsider looking in at all of this, and its not healthy! Just my opinion! I’ll leave you all to your nonsense.. carry on! Peace!

NO EXCUSE. Below is your exact post and from my intrepretation, you’re accusing Angie’s fans and not Jen’s fans and you do sound like you’re siding!:

“What it amounts to is jealousy, plain & simple! Brad & Angelina’s fans are jealous of Jen, because she was once married to Brad, blah blah. So you have to say: Oh she’s fugly or etc… and give me a break with the “you spelled that wrong” (how childish) And I noticed you all seem to feel you have to compare Jen to Angelina in some, way, shape or form, to try and make Angelina look better.”

don’t try to come back here as some high Moralist trying to call upon post here as bashing or stating fans are crazy.

I have enjoyed reading all the postings, news and article about Jen here. Its educate me and open my eyes to all the blindness I have been through in the past about Jen and who she really is.

I must say her publicist does an excellent job of packaging up an empty canister and placing Jen like the bubbling champagne. It’s great to be able to understand someone when you peel off the layers of icing placed upon her by her publicist. It’s finally great that the people are exposing the truth about this woman who seems to lack substance and tried to pass herself off beyond her true ability.

what the Moral of the story ? Don’t try to oversell yourself. People expect more from you but you can’t produce, do the job well, or carry off another fluff. People will begin to understand and see the truth and that’s where it hurts.

hey all maniston fans,i’m still waiting for your answer. what is jen doing now? any movie offers line-up for your idol. c’mon tell us now. i want to hear it from you.

#273
[?????]

******

Wanted (2007), The Senator’s Wife (2007), Gambit (2009)

MONDAY, JANUARY 10

Turning personal tragedy into lighthearted and entertaining fare, it’s One Day at a Time–where you always have a friend in the gossip business. Today water cooler tongues were wagging in regards to this weekend’s revelation that the marriage of Tinseltown royalty Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston is now officially in the ****-pile. Personally, we are not in the least bit surprised. Frankly speaking, we blame Brad for what our mother used to call “marrying below his station.” Aren’t we right? A god who walks amongst men, settling down with a minor celebrity whose greatest accomplishment was a “must see” sitcom and a darling haircut? Well, what’s done is done, and now it’s our job to sniff out the most scintillating rumors as to why Brad and Jen’s marriage took the first exit to Splitsville. RUMOR #1: Jen refused to get knocked up. According to reports, Brad has been hankering for a house-load of tots, while Jen is said to be concentrating on her virtually nonexistent movie career. But listen to the far more exciting RUMOR #2: Jen overhears Brad and Angelina Jolie engaging in “phone sex!” According to Britain’s News of the World, Jen was suspicious of the pair’s close knit relationship during their stint on the upcoming film Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and decided to listen in on one of their many phone calls. Says a sneaky source, “I don’t know if Jen accidentally picked up the phone or deliberately did that. Either way she went ballistic.” And finally, the even more logical RUMOR #3: Brad married well below his station! C’mon! You know as well as we do, Mama is always right!

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175&issue=32910

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JoliePitt Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:24 pm - flag comment

I’m not siding with anyone, I read this whole thread and from the getgo and Brad & Angelina’s fan threw the first punch, read post #1 and so on. It’s like Brad & Angelina’s fans came in here on purpose to reek havoc, and it worked! With the immediate constant put downs it makes one think, why are Brad & Angelina’s being so nasty starting from post #1, why are they trying to make Angelina look wonderful while in the next breath bash on Jen and make her look awful, I thought could they be jealous of Jen because she was married to Brad?!?! I can’t comprehend why adults would behave like this, it’s beyond me! like I said, I’m an outsider here, and I found this behavior very disturbing. I was just voicing my opinion. Move on and enjoy the rest of the day! Peace!

?????says , who are you and why do you keep asking this stupid question? Are you asking me? I will answer to the best of my ability. UMM i don’t care what JA has on her plate right now. I am still waiting on someone to convince me the Jen is a bad person.

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[Fug Face Maniston] Says:
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Wanted (2007), The Senator’s Wife (2007), Gambit (2009)
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the original dates were
Wanted (2005), The Senator’s Wife (2005), Gambit (2007)

it has been revised gazillion times .
me thinks no connection = no funding = no faith of HW top guns with JA = no cast wants to be associated with JA or her prodcution = big big time delay.

Well, nice try but i am still not convinced. (_E=mc2_) smart a**. I gotta go

Jennifer Aniston Gets “De-Horseyfied”

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey at 02:25 PM
Let the bells ring and the confetti fall, JENNIFER ANISTON has FINALLY gotten a nose job. (Or as her publicist likes to call it, “a procedure done to correct a deviated septum.” ) Yeaaah. RIGHT. Says Us Weekly…

In the early morning hours of January 20, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Dr. Raj Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.
The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

Now, a lot of you may be saying, “Jennifer, it doesn’t matter that your husband left you for an obviously more attractive woman, you should’ve been PROUD, and learned to love what everyone recognizes as equine features.” But in my opinion, Jennifer was right to say “NEIGGGHHHH!” Self realization is in short supply in Hollywood—and she knows what everyone is thinking: While we would never say that Jennifer’s nose looks like a banana, we can all agree it’s a good thing it’s not yellow.

http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2007/01/21-week/

jen is doing a movie with meryl streep and meryl said jen is the best actressof her generation.

#285 and 286 Team Lara Croft says: LOL

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sue Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:49 pm - flag comment
Well, nice try but i am still not convinced. (_E=mc2_) smart a**. I gotta go
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i thought you left a long ago since you have a life. what are you still doing here????

DUNST VS. ANISTON

DEAR ANN ROMANO: Oh, come on! I’d take Dunst cooties over Aniston cooties in a heartbeat… [One Day at a Time, Jan 26, in which Ann claims that Kirsten Dunst is "Hollywood's worst and ugliest actress"] At least with Dunst if she’s faking an ****** I’ll be able to tell. With Aniston I might lose an eye on her chin or something.

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justsoyouknow Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:52 pm - flag comment
jen is doing a movie with meryl streep and meryl said jen is the best actressof her generation.
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just so you know it’s not going to happen! also just so you know jen is not the best actress of meryl’s generation!!!!!! if meryl did say it, it was most likely out of politeness!!!! well, you expect meryl to say jen is a terrible actress??? c’mon. instead of saying that meryl dropped out!!!! what does that say?????????????

#294 JoliePitt says: “IF I FEEL THE NEED TO BASH JEN OR POINT OUT JEN’S FRAUD, I SHALL DO SO W/O NEEDING YOUR PERMISSION” ……..ITA.

the movie is called wanted . look for it on imdb jen is also producing. they should start shooting nyday. they’ll both probably get nominatedfor an oscar.

But it does not show on Meryl Streep “to do movies” and I thought it was suppose to be released this year or has now been moved to 2008. I wonder why variety doesn’t say anything about this movie.

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JoliePitt Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - flag comment
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Now your jumping all over me? This is the behavior I’m talking about! I have 3 words of advice for you: Seek Professional Help! and I’m not being sarcastic, I’m being completely serious! I won’t respond to any more of your ridulcous nonsense. Peace!

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HOTTEST COUPLE EVER Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - flag comment
#285 and 286 Team Lara Croft says: LOL
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thanks :)…so easy with the given subject at hand.

re:imdb.com. That movie has been on that site for 2 yrs and still nothing changed. No such updates as pre-production or filming. Imdb.com even updated Jolie’s film - Kung fu Panda to filming but nothing so far with Jen which means a.) there is nothing or b.) her people are not talking. If it is b) then why keep low key about it. After all this is Jen’s career…the one and only thing that matters to her.

#295

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#290 ….was my post not a person call ’sue’ don’t know how i got in the
mix..????????????

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No Excuse Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 6:13 pm - flag comment
Wait… Hey JoliePitt! I spelled ridiculous wrong! No need to be childish and say “Haha you spelled that wrong”!
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you read and take that as “childish” LOOOOOOOOL. i’d take it as a rub on and calling you stupid!:)

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To:TeamLaraCroft Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 6:13 pm - flag comment
re:imdb.com. That movie has been on that site for 2 yrs and still nothing changed. No such updates as pre-production or filming. Imdb.com even updated Jolie’s film - Kung fu Panda to filming but nothing so far with Jen which means a.) there is nothing or b.) her people are not talking. If it is b) then why keep low key about it. After all this is Jen’s career…the one and only thing that matters to her.
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hmmm. thanks. this leads one to two conclusions:

methinks there is no movie for aforementioned overrated sitcom actress.

or methinks multi oscar winning famous actress had long talk with agent, publicist, and shrink and was successfully convinced that short of kissing bin laden in a remake of lawrence of arabia, doing a film with aforementioned overrated tv sitcom actress with botched up nose would be total and complete utter CAREER SUICIDE!

Looks like Aniston has practiced her camera ready trout pout, she looks like a friggin idiot in that second pic. Wtf is she thinking? That look ain’t attractive. Here’s a tip: just get some more botox so you don’t have to pull that ridiculous face ever again, m’kay? I still get nightmares from that People’s Choice award pic. *shudders*

I don’t get it. If Aniston wants to be taken as a serious actor why the heck would she get so much plastic surgery? Why do you think Nicole Kidman hasn’t had much critical success in a while? Because of her frozen face.

I say Jen can kiss her Oscar goodbye if she continues down the road she’s heading. No one will be able to take that ridiculous joke of a woman seriously. If she was such a hot commodity don’t you think she’d have a few projects lined up already? And don’t tell me this sad biotch is TURNING down scripts. Without Brad she would have never had a movie career. He gave her access to big names and connections.

FACT: Aniston will never work with a top director like a Scorsese or an Eastwood because they are too smart to cast a flaky, pathological, self-obsessed liar to front their movie. I think we are witnessing the unraveling of a woman who knows her options are slowly drying up and is desperately trying to remain relevant in hollywood. I almost feel sorry for the b-+ch.

Wait.

No I don’t.

Who again is Jennifer trying to lie to ?

There is no camera crew listed under her episode but under the general Dirt series.. there is a section —Series Camera and Electrical Department — and under this section, there are 3 guys named Michael.

Pretty sure she went out dating with one of them ..but again her objective is manipulation to ensure that Mike the cameraman takes the best angle shot of her to show her best profile ….

IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS AREN’T YOU PEOPLE GETTING SICK OF THIS CRAP???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Wow!!!!! these post # got a little crazy!!
Whatever!!!
I’m Out!! Peace!!

shoulda never ‘fixed’ her honker; barbra streisand doppelganger

Wow, so there are only 3 fanustoners in the world. Sue, Keeping it real, and ?
Of course it’s rather peaceful in Jolie Pitt thread, when all fanustoners in the world have to group in here to defend their idol, don’t have time to change your name and visit other thread isnt it? How does it feel to get the taste of your own medicine? Which one are you:

Yen, Arlene Keil, Girlyzilla, NotKosher, Chungchung, Vajinagini, Jen, Vanessa, Ritzygal, Lena, Snoopycool, and many more…

Can we please ship you all to Ethiopia? If Seacrest and Graham Norton finally understand after visiting there, then it probably works for you too. You need to get out of your trailer sometimes you know.

#180 Joliepitt says :

Don’t forget she’s a humanitarian and respected by many of the world’s leaders .

HOW’S JEN COPING?
“They can adopt 20 more kids and she wouldn’t care”

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No dear, that’s just another thinnly veiled passive agressive statement. And about the pre Oscar party she allegedly attended,wwhere are the photos?? there must’ve been thousands of Paparazi there and not one photo? She’d have it all over Star mag if she was there. So, again is she lying or none of the razzi thought she was worth photographing what with all those A-listers around “lol”

look at the picture of her in the car, she looks stiff, kind of frozen in her smile.

may be too much botox.

she should get a refund.

hate this hag!

about the cheating… if you’re man was cheating on you, would you go on a good-bye vacation with him? come on. i do feel bad for her because she lost a real good man who was devoted and would have made a good father to her children. it must hurt to see him being devoted to someone else and father someone else’s children.

Thought you might be interested in some words of wisdom from the the Chin, herself….she must stay awake into the long hours of the night to think up some of these gems…..and her fans don’t think she’s shallow and self absorbed?

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jennifer_aniston.html

Enjoy, or not…

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ugly ugly ugly
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My God!!!!!!! her nose has come a looooooong way!!!!
and it’s still has a loooooooong way to go!!!!! WOW!!!!

January 24 2007

In an attempt to be less Man-like, Jennifer Aniston underwent a not-so-secret nose job this past weekend, reports Us Weekly.

The former Friends star paid a visit to the top rhinoplasty surgeon in the country, Dr. Raj Kanodia, the doctor behind Asslee Simpson new nose.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

And, most shocking of all, Maniston’s liar publicist, Stephen Huvane, admits that his client went under the knife. However, he claims that Jennifer “had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago.”

A source tells Us something else.

The mag reports that Man has wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

You know what they say???

Plastic surgery is addictive!

We’re starting to believe those rumors that Aniston recently underwent breast augmentation as well!

She’s still gonna need a lot more work, though.

In an attempt to be less Man-like, Jennifer Aniston underwent a not-so-secret nose job this past weekend, reports Us Weekly.

The former Friends star paid a visit to the top rhinoplasty surgeon in the country, Dr. Raj Kanodia, the doctor behind Asslee Simpson new nose.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.
The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

And, most shocking of all, Maniston’s liar publicist, Stephen Huvane, admits that his client went under the knife. However, he claims that Jennifer “had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago.”

A source tells Us something else.

The mag reports that Man has wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

You know what they say???

Plastic surgery is addictive!

We’re starting to believe those rumors that Aniston recently underwent breast augmentation as well!

She’s still gonna need a lot more work, though.

May be she was really dating the camera man Mike. she denied the nose job, boob job which later proven she did have them, she denied a relationship with Vince which was also a lie, she thru Huvane denied her marriage was on the drain and yet 1 week after her denial, they announced their separation. or maybe she’s not dating the camera man, she’s dating the plumber, electrician , her security on the Dirt set.

Just Jared has become the Aniston Bully Club. All these gay and lesbian pals and fat old women go to this website and say spiteful things about Jen and pretend Jolie is Mother Theresa. It is a silly sad game of self deception.

Could someone tell her she’s not 19 anymore? The long parted-in-the-middle hair looks stupid.

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Not does it look stupid, but it makes her horsey face look even more elongated!!! It makes her look even more of a horsey face1!! NOT A GOOD LOOK BRO!!!!

I hOPE no one here has used racist, evil comments that the FANaustons have used in their posts and others I have seen!!!! These FANanustons are evil, vile,creations who represent their IDOL!!!!!

People. Please. Some semblance of reality. This woman is not ‘beautiful.’ She isn’t ‘pretty’ either. I don’t mean to be mean. I’m just all about truth telling, and REALITY. If she’s beautiful, then so are Sarah Jessica Parker and Bette Midler. Don’t get me wrong, I love all these ladies. But let’s be real. Jennifer Aniston wears nice outfits, has a nice figure and a great haircut. End. of. story.

See chart below, just to give you some kind of measuring stick based in reality:

Beautiful = Monica Belluci, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Ashley Judd, and Salma Hayek, to name a few.

Pretty = Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johannsen, Penelope Cruz, Katie Holmes, Beyonce, to name a few.

Now, you can argue about who among these two categories belongs in the ‘beautiful,’ as opposed to ‘pretty’ category…and vice versa. But it’s hard, almost impossible to say that they are not one or the other.

Jennifer Aniston. It is not hard at all. Because, I repeat - she is NOT, ‘pretty’ or ‘beautiful.’

BUT YOU FORGOT SHE HAS NOT TALENT…..

The problem with botox…when it freezes the forehead, it can make the forehead “hang” lower and thus make the person’s eyes look smaller and beadier as well. That’s why some women have brow lifts too–which will probably be next on X’s agenda because this botox is giving her sort of a Cro-Magnon look.

I liked her old nose better….much better. Granted she had some problems with it, but I thought it was cute. I really don’t know why should would change it, she probably could have fixed whatever breathing problem etc she had without compromising the structure of it…

don’t understand why she doesn’t get involved with producing a movie on her own.

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she prefers to use other people’s money. She just hordes hers. You would think she would help her poor mother some at least.

Just in case you are reading this board Jen, you really need to apologize for that nasty hatchet job you let Leslie do for you in the Vanity Fair magazine. I did not renew my subscription because you lowered the magazine’s standards and now all they want are dumped women who will trash the ex-husband. Not your finest moment and certainly not the magazines.

Other moments that have been particularly low on the character scale are the lying about VV, the nose job, the desire to have kids, the debacle over the firing of RHI director because of you, etc. You have squandered your credibility. Now that I think about it, maybe it is too late. Sorry.

Perhaps you should pursue another career and give us all a break for awhile.

I never really paid attention to JA before this scandel but listening to all you unfeeling bit**es, i can’t help but empathize and champion her. She should have been a total bit*h and raked his lying, cheating, back-stabbing a** over the coals. She was way to nice, i would have chewed him a new one. All this backlash he and his “partner” get is well deserved. I mean what kind of woman wouldn’t defend another when being so utterly humiliated in public ? I’m guessing, like a previous poster mentioned ,you girls are a bunch of lesbians, and insensitive ones at that.

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sue Says:
March 10th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - flag comment

Well said