Aniston Not Dating ‘Dirt’ Cameraman

#180 Joliepitt says :

Don’t forget she’s a humanitarian and respected by many of the world’s leaders .

HOW’S JEN COPING?
“They can adopt 20 more kids and she wouldn’t care”

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No dear, that’s just another thinnly veiled passive agressive statement. And about the pre Oscar party she allegedly attended,wwhere are the photos?? there must’ve been thousands of Paparazi there and not one photo? She’d have it all over Star mag if she was there. So, again is she lying or none of the razzi thought she was worth photographing what with all those A-listers around “lol”

look at the picture of her in the car, she looks stiff, kind of frozen in her smile.

may be too much botox.

she should get a refund.

hate this hag!

about the cheating… if you’re man was cheating on you, would you go on a good-bye vacation with him? come on. i do feel bad for her because she lost a real good man who was devoted and would have made a good father to her children. it must hurt to see him being devoted to someone else and father someone else’s children.

Thought you might be interested in some words of wisdom from the the Chin, herself….she must stay awake into the long hours of the night to think up some of these gems…..and her fans don’t think she’s shallow and self absorbed?

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jennifer_aniston.html

Enjoy, or not…

# 339

ugly ugly ugly
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My God!!!!!!! her nose has come a looooooong way!!!!
and it’s still has a loooooooong way to go!!!!! WOW!!!!

January 24 2007

In an attempt to be less Man-like, Jennifer Aniston underwent a not-so-secret nose job this past weekend, reports Us Weekly.

The former Friends star paid a visit to the top rhinoplasty surgeon in the country, Dr. Raj Kanodia, the doctor behind Asslee Simpson new nose.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

And, most shocking of all, Maniston’s liar publicist, Stephen Huvane, admits that his client went under the knife. However, he claims that Jennifer “had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago.”

A source tells Us something else.

The mag reports that Man has wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

You know what they say???

Plastic surgery is addictive!

We’re starting to believe those rumors that Aniston recently underwent breast augmentation as well!

She’s still gonna need a lot more work, though.

In an attempt to be less Man-like, Jennifer Aniston underwent a not-so-secret nose job this past weekend, reports Us Weekly.

The former Friends star paid a visit to the top rhinoplasty surgeon in the country, Dr. Raj Kanodia, the doctor behind Asslee Simpson new nose.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.
The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

And, most shocking of all, Maniston’s liar publicist, Stephen Huvane, admits that his client went under the knife. However, he claims that Jennifer “had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago.”

A source tells Us something else.

The mag reports that Man has wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

You know what they say???

Plastic surgery is addictive!

We’re starting to believe those rumors that Aniston recently underwent breast augmentation as well!

She’s still gonna need a lot more work, though.

May be she was really dating the camera man Mike. she denied the nose job, boob job which later proven she did have them, she denied a relationship with Vince which was also a lie, she thru Huvane denied her marriage was on the drain and yet 1 week after her denial, they announced their separation. or maybe she’s not dating the camera man, she’s dating the plumber, electrician , her security on the Dirt set.

Just Jared has become the Aniston Bully Club. All these gay and lesbian pals and fat old women go to this website and say spiteful things about Jen and pretend Jolie is Mother Theresa. It is a silly sad game of self deception.

Could someone tell her she’s not 19 anymore? The long parted-in-the-middle hair looks stupid.

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Not does it look stupid, but it makes her horsey face look even more elongated!!! It makes her look even more of a horsey face1!! NOT A GOOD LOOK BRO!!!!

I hOPE no one here has used racist, evil comments that the FANaustons have used in their posts and others I have seen!!!! These FANanustons are evil, vile,creations who represent their IDOL!!!!!

People. Please. Some semblance of reality. This woman is not ‘beautiful.’ She isn’t ‘pretty’ either. I don’t mean to be mean. I’m just all about truth telling, and REALITY. If she’s beautiful, then so are Sarah Jessica Parker and Bette Midler. Don’t get me wrong, I love all these ladies. But let’s be real. Jennifer Aniston wears nice outfits, has a nice figure and a great haircut. End. of. story.

See chart below, just to give you some kind of measuring stick based in reality:

Beautiful = Monica Belluci, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Ashley Judd, and Salma Hayek, to name a few.

Pretty = Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johannsen, Penelope Cruz, Katie Holmes, Beyonce, to name a few.

Now, you can argue about who among these two categories belongs in the ‘beautiful,’ as opposed to ‘pretty’ category…and vice versa. But it’s hard, almost impossible to say that they are not one or the other.

Jennifer Aniston. It is not hard at all. Because, I repeat - she is NOT, ‘pretty’ or ‘beautiful.’

BUT YOU FORGOT SHE HAS NOT TALENT…..

The problem with botox…when it freezes the forehead, it can make the forehead “hang” lower and thus make the person’s eyes look smaller and beadier as well. That’s why some women have brow lifts too–which will probably be next on X’s agenda because this botox is giving her sort of a Cro-Magnon look.