Aniston Not Dating ‘Dirt’ Cameraman

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3

Oh, what heartbreak can do to a woman. Poor, poor Jennifer Aniston–though her doomed marriage to Brad Pitt was destined to end in tragedy, one would at least hope she could emerge from the mire with head held high. Instead, there’s more than a good chance she’s gone freaking bonkers. According to World Entertainment News, this former somebody is a complete and expected utter wreck after being dumped by the most gorgeous man in the history of humankind–but she’s intent on making the best of it, drawing strength from her “girlfriends.” Listen, and shake your head in sad and pathetic wonderment. The over-the-hill and now un-marry-able 35-year-old says, “There are times when you look in the mirror and go, “Okay… we’re having a good day.’ Do you know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a “goddess circle.’ The most beautiful I have ever felt is when I am surrounded by a group of women and we are having a wonderful evening celebrating women.” For the love of God, will somebody throw the girl a line?? She’s going down with the ship!

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175&issue=33032

You know, she use to look good, and she was always stylish - hair, clothes, etc. Now, she’s just average and her choices in clothing is also very average. She is like any other woman that I see at the mall and her red carpet outfit leaves a lot to be desired. She’s always wearing a scarf. The same overuse bland looking scarf.

I’m starting to wonder if Brad was the fashionisto of the house.

MONDAY, JANUARY 22 Happy “Self-Realization Week”! What’s that? You’ve never heard of this international holiday when we all take a long, hard look at ourselves in the mirror, and then take drastic action to correct our glaring flaws? No? Huh… well, it’s very popular. Especially in Sweden. And it’s also very popular in Hollyweird, as proven today by Jennifer Aniston who FINALLY woke up, smelled the roses, and realized the nose she was using to smell those roses was WAY too big. So… she got an acre or two lopped off. According to Us Weekly, the actress was seen sneaking into the office of Tinsel ****’s top nose job specialist, Dr. Raj Kanodia—who also snipped and clipped the gi-normous snoots of Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz. Then, four hours later? Ka-ZING! Jennifer exits the office with her face wrapped in bandages and 30 lbs. lighter. However, Jen’s rep is denying the procedure was a full-blown nose job. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done,” said the professional liar. Yeahhhh… right. That’s why Brad Pitt left her… over a deviated septum. But even more ridiculous? Jennifer is furious with Dr. Raj for not categorically denying she had the operation. And we’re upset, too—not because Dr. Raj spilled the beans, but because now that Jen’s features are somewhat less equine, we’ll no longer be able to ask her, “Oh, Jennifer… Why the long face?” (Next up for Jennifer: that pointy chin. It really is going to put someone’s eye out.)

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175&issue=114380

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16 Do you have a weird taste in your mouth? That’s because you’re chewing on a bunch of bull! Horsy-faced Jennifer Aniston lashed out today at the tabs, pooh-poohing the swirling rumor that she is marrying hairy-backed Neanderthal Vince Vaughn. According to People magazine, Jen has NOT been proposed to, “people are getting fed a lot of bull,” and the entire idea of her marrying Vince Vaughn is “insane.” Vaughn was unable to comment because his feelings were too hurt. See? Hirsute meatballs have feelings, too!

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=53957&category=22175

straight to video release of “chinny chinny bang bang” starring jan brady.

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sue Says:

March 9th, 2007 at 5:42 pm -
I am still waiting on someone to convince me the Jen is a bad person.
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“bad” is subjective. untalented, big nose, whiny and overrated is objective.

aforementioned jan brady lookalike is untalented, big nose, whiny and overrated.

objective.

WANTED? with m.streep?she’s out of that movie already, the senator’s wife(2007),both films for 2007? we almost in second quarter of 2007, but until now these projects are still imaginary. no cast members( dont tell me about IMDB bec it is not accurate), no director and lastly no shooting happening yet.so they are both in a dream for maniston. Gambit? i havent heard about this, but if it is really happening in 2009, maniston is already 40 YEARS OLD! i dont these “so called projects” happening not in her wildest dreams!!!!

Jen is busy looking in a three way mirror at her nose right now,
and playing with her sex toys after all a girl has to have some
kind of release… Cheers!!

[all of the above is a full time job]

sue nice try. defence mechanism “displacement”! you know what it is?he.he.he.he. you jen’s fans are something else. once again sue “DISPLACEMENT”. check about it,

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No Excuse Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 5:41 pm - flag comment

I’m not siding with anyone, I read this whole thread and from the getgo and Brad & Angelina’s fan threw the first punch, read post #1 and so on. It’s like Brad & Angelina’s fans came in here on purpose to reek havoc, and it worked! With the immediate constant put downs it makes one think, why are Brad & Angelina’s being so nasty starting from post #1, why are they trying to make Angelina look wonderful while in the next breath bash on Jen and make her look awful, I thought could they be jealous of Jen because she was married to Brad?!?! I can’t comprehend why adults would behave like this, it’s beyond me! like I said, I’m an outsider here, and I found this behavior very disturbing. I was just voicing my opinion. Move on and enjoy the rest of the day! Peace!
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i didn’t want to assume earlier, but based on this post, YOU ARE NOT A BRAD’S FAN and YOU ARE SIDING WITH JEN! Sooooooooo STFU with the neutral. are you f’ing blind to realize that jen’s fans also go to brad’s and angie’s thread to bash them and we are entitle to bash back. besides, i don’t need your “neutral” advise so you claimed to tell me what i should or shouldn’t do. IF I FEEL THE NEED TO BASH JEN OR POINT OUT JEN’S FRAUD, I SHALL DO SO W/O NEEDING YOUR PERMISSION AND I DON’T NEED NO THIRD OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jennifer doing a movie with m. streep now? really now? as in now??? really when that happened? i’m lost. no photos from so called shootings, no articles about it.really? they’re shooting it now? really now???

MONDAY, OCTOBER 17 Tongues across Hollyweird are wagging, and One Day at a Time is here to translate! News flash: Heartbroken horse-faced Jennifer Aniston caught canoodling with far less attractive man than Brad Pitt! After being unceremoniously dumped for the genetically superior Angelina Jolie, Aniston has reportedly decided to hop back on the romance pony with balding Neanderthalic meatbag Vince Vaughn. Though in strict denial of the romance, Aniston and Vaughn were caught in mid-canoodle by snoopy photogs who snapped saucy pix of the pair tonguing each other on the balcony of Chicago’s posh Peninsula Hotel. Thankfully, a nosy snoop was on hand to furnish the Daily Mirror with the following quote: “They keep saying they are just friends, but that kiss was much more than just friendly. Jennifer was sitting on Vince’s lap and kept stroking his face. Then she kissed him. It was very passionate.” While Vaughn does have a certain working-class charm, you have to admit that Aniston is dipping low into the barrel to come up with this fish. Jennifer, please! Couldn’t you have waited around for Owen Wilson?