OlderPostSecret’s Mystery Celebrity Dad
PostSecret, a site that publishes secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard, just posted a really juicy secret. It reads:
“One of these men is the father. He pays me A LOT to keep it a secret!”
Potential celebrity fathers pictured (l-r): Vince Vaughn, Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Nick Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marc Anthony, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Christian Slater, Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, Ryan Seacrest, Orlando Bloom, Kevin Federline, Simon Cowell, Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, George Clooney.
Of note: xtiffanytwisted says, “When I right-clicked to save the image, I saw that it was titled ‘Christian.jpg’. That probably has nothing to do with it, but I thought it was interesting.” Interested indeed.
SO WHICH CELEBRITY DAD IS IT?
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First??
of course brad pitt
i think he’s freddie prinze jr.
scandalicious!
ryan phillippe
ryan phillippe
i will have to go for brad pitt or ryan phillippe.
I would have to say Christian Slater because he and Patrick D. are the only married guys pictured. And having a kid and being single wouldn’t hurt any of the others careers. Although I secretly wish it was Leo’s.
I don’t think the filename has anything to do with it. The site owner probably noticed him first and just decided to name it that.
Vince Vaugh ‘cuz the b*tch Aniston dumped him.
mmm…this is juicy :D
#8 says:
I agree with the married element. I think it can only be out of the five married men pictured…Ryan Phillipe, Mark Anthony (whose been accused publically before), Patrick Dempsey, Freddie P, and Christian Slater.
Simon Cowell!!
the guy who scanned the postcards wrote the file name, not the writer.
yah, “he pays me a lot to keep it a secrete” sounds like Leo, people
It’s Ryan Seacrest
I’ll go with Leo
its stupid to think it would be Brad, when he has always wanted a child. He would claim it and help raise it.
matthew mccoughnaughey
Vince Vaughn, he’s a player.
Sorry, am I missing something here? The father of whose baby are we talking about?
IT IS TOTALLY MARC ANTHONY, THERE HAVE BEEN RUMORS ABOUT HIM FOR YEARS.
It’s Kevin Federline.
What baby? Who’s baby? I’m confused O.o
No way is it Brad Pitt. Why would he fall in love with Maddox, and then Zahara, co-create Shiloh, and then feel content with writing a check for child number 4? And you know that if ___ had a whiff of this secret, everyone would know about it, if only to garner more sympathy for herself or possibly torpedo Brad and Angelina’s relationship.
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You know, this sounds a lot like the situation that Ginger Lynn is involved in. On her THS, she talked about her little boy, who was the result of a tryst; she mentioned that the father wanted nothing to do with her or the kid… actually, she made it sound like an ultimatum. She chose the kid and the guy offered her money in order to keep his name out of it and to prevent her from going after his fortune. During the course of the program, they mentioned George Clooney and Vince Vaughn as casual acquaintances of Ginger Lynn. And her child is dark-haired and dark-eyed, while Ginger is blonde (?) and blue-eyed.
It makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
My first thought was Christian Slater.. to me he gives off a “shady” vibe!
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Maja Says:
March 11th, 2007 at 9:40 am - flag comment
What baby? Who’s baby? I’m confused O.o
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LOL… the baby is a secret! Shhh…..
HAHA that is hilarious
George Cloonywoony he doesnt like to be attacted lol it all doesnt make sense thou lol
slater of course
Adrien Grenier
On 2nd thought… Toby Maguire IS engaged to that FUGLEE Jennifer Meyer, daughter of Ron Meyer, NBC Universal’s president and COO - who I would venture to guess carries quite the weight in Hollywood - so he’d indeed have a lot to lose…
In-deedy…
is that really george clooney at the end or could it be jake gyllenhaal? It can’t be kfed nick ryan seacrest or grenier they aint that rich in order to pay off someone with that “big” a secret. IDK to me it seems it’s pitt his whole face is covered that could be a clue. Maybe he f*ed around on jen and got some ho pregnant and now that he’s with angelina he can’t risk it. Christian does seem so shady and f*ed up. George is known to be a playa but maybe he’s sterile cuz lets face it a lot of women would lie about taking the pill just to get knocked up by him. justin seems like such a p**sy if it is his it would have to be when he was a kid lol knowing them southern ppl no offence(hey if yall can crack on brit I’ll crack on him) Leo always looks like he’s hiding a secret.Vince is just straight up nasty I don’t think he’d give a s**t if he had a kid I’m not even sure he would even pay child support lol. Freddy seem slike such a good guy to do that but then again the good guys always have a reason. Mathew is very respectful of the relationships he’s been in and he’s really good w/ kids I would think if it was him he wouldn’t be one to shun it. It could be simon he’s succesful and He don’t like kids and he’s british lol no offence again. I doubt tobey Idk Imsurprisd his girl got preggers to begin w/. Orlando seems like he goes both ways he seems to much of a pretty boy and I doubt he’d go throught the trouble. Patrick Im iffy about he used to be really cocky when he first started out as an actor he married a woman twice his age for gods sake. Ryan always seemed shady and reese seems to have had him whipped I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him and reese found out and was like as**ole take care of your own shite. Jim carrey had a ruff life maybe when he was a teen he got someone knocked up he got famous and she came to him and he paid her off. And lastly marc anthony he’s a control freak druggie need i say more?
These are my picks:
Vince
Christian
Marc
Jim
Leo
Simon
Last note: I wish we knew how old this child was or children for that matter it could be easy to zero in on who the daddy might be.
For those of you confused about the baby–it is on this site (whic is great): http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
People write secrets on post cards and send them to Frank Warren and he posts them. He has several books out that feature various themes. Some are truly sad and just a few words makes you want to cry, some sly and malicious, others are very funny, and of course there is everything inbetween.
I think its Leo.
I heard he adpoted a child from Africa. He sends him money every month and make phone calls. However, does not want to bring him over as he does not have time to raise a kid !!
Father to who???I’d like to see a picture of the kid along with the pictures of the potential father so I can make a better decision.
Guess I’ll go with the married guys like Ryan Phillippe (oops! Used to be married!) or Marc Anthony.
Ryan! Or some actor that depends on female fans for his salary so he would need a family man image. (Maybe McDreamy?)
Leo is so damn secretive (read: controlling) there’s no way he’d let someone publicize his private **** to the world. He’d have a strict contract of some sort.
I hope it’s not Christian Slater–he’s so B-list, at best.
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guessing Says:
March 11th, 2007 at 11:36 am - flag comment
I think its Leo.
I heard he adpoted a child from Africa. He sends him money every month and make phone calls. However, does not want to bring him over as he does not have time to raise a kid !!
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As if the kid had the exact address in which to send this to ,postage, paper, glue and pictures of all the supposed fathers. Besides it isn’t a SECRET that Leo chose to do that. The key word being SECRET!
How do we know this is real?
Georgie Clooney.
Nick Lachey
Ryan Phillippe is the center of the post card, so my first thought was him. But then I decided I like him too much to think he wouldn’t take the responsibility. Plus, I don’t think he has the dough to pay someone off. So that also eliminates K-fed, Freddie, Nick Lachey and probably Adrian, because I believe they arent bringing in as much dough as the other guys. Mark Anthony is out because nobody cares since he’s had extramarital affairs before. Its gotta be someone with a lot of money and a lot to lose.
it is obvious that is not Brad Pitt!
i say is Marc Anthony because he was accused of something like before
I go for LEO
Ok, I guess the point of guessing is no good unless we would actually find out the truth…
Who ever it is - has no class - having a child married or not and not claiming it is low. I would think that would be the breaking point of thier career or for what ever reasons they choose to keep it secret.
If its over a marriage to loose well, they should have kept it in their pants. But if its over a career - low low low - They would have more points against them this way.
***KEEP IN MIND**** - it doesnt mean the baby is new it could be a toddler already.
I know it’s not Ryan Seacrest! He’s not capable!
But I will say Christian Slater.
Marc Anthony - he is hte only one on that list that would want to keep his image squeeky cleaned
Hahahaha! Hilarious how others are even thinking or pointing a finger at Brad Pitt. He loves kids. Hello!!!
It would be pretty devastating to find out Leo is the father..but of WHO’S baby? I’m so confused. Who is the person that is making this claim?
For fun, I’m going to guess Marc Anthony
this is probably a hoax, but if not it’s a married man or was a married man.
well i say brad pitt simply because i think he is a**-hole enough to do something like this. the kid is probably from an affair he had during his first marriage and now NO WAY would he screw things up with saint angelina by coming forward now. plus he has the cash that most of these guys don’t….
i’ll guess slater
hi Jared
I think i changed my answer : of course not Brad Pitt but maybe Christian Slater….
none of them. I think it’s a clever lie. Honestly this person has too much time on their hands to find all of those pics and make a card.
I bet it’s some 13 year old girl that got bored in study hall and just made it up.
How do we know this is even true???
This person could totally be bullshitting us right now…
Judging by the writing on the postcard, it was made by someone who is young…no older than mid to late 20s. This is based on the assumption that women grow out of writing like that. So more than likely it has to be someone that would have an affair with a young woman or is popular in that demographic. Of course this is speculating that this is all true. Also we have to look at where she placed words and what she covers (or doesn’t cover). “A Lot” is next to “he pays me” but they are from different cut outs. My guess is that the father is the man who’s face is covered. If she is getting paid as much as she said, she probably had second thoughts about actually showing the father’s face for fear of losing the income, which is explains having so many celeb faces on the postcard in the first place. This is her attempt to tell without there being any chance of anyone actually knowing.
Damn, I feel like a detective. I need my own CSI spinoff.
I think perhaps it’s Ryan Phillipe. Notice how Men is over his head and it’s his picture centered that leads to ‘is the father’ and it’s also his
pic right over “he pays me a lot”. So all the words revolve around his ‘purposely?’ centered pic.
see how “father” is strategically put under Leo… yup… its Leo!
Isn’t Ryan Seacrest gay? If he is, then it’s him. He doesn’t want people to know he’s shagged a girl.
George Clooney wooney is gay…count him out…Leo is ??, count him out…vince v is gay also. Clooney is talking about adopting..these “single” guys wake up and decide they need an heir..they either hire a wife or adopt??? I guess Mark A is not gay ..as he has spread himself all around…Never Brad…he would adore a son…that is his..He , of course, loves Maddox…and the new one to be…no, he would not keep it a secret..
although it does like that that beckham dude in the corner and you totally know what a sleaze he is!
To add to my earlier theory, I just realized that it looks like “A Lot” was added later. The lettering is different and the other words are placed in a semi-pattern. I am thinking she added it later. Maybe she added “A lot” after deciding it was in her best interest to keep the secret. I would really love to know who that chin under “A Lot” belongs to…maybe the next edition of Celebrity Guess Who?
It has to be Ryan Phillepe - he is a man *****!! apparently when he was in Vancouver shooting for some movie, he was a total sleaze and slept with anything that moved.
Patrick Dempsey CAN’T BE THE FATHER…that man is flawless and perfect specimen of a man.. DAMMIT….
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def. brad pitt Says:
March 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm - flag c
If he really have a kid in an ” affair” while married to that selfish, fraud , barren womb ex wife. he might have dumb her earlier and not drag that long. Brad is a natural dad and HE LOVE KID. Look at those pic. playing ad cuddling Shiloh, Bliss!
Jennifer Aniston. baby she shared with CCox.
If Ryan Seacrest was my baby daddy I’d pay HIM to keep his yap shut….YUCK. Then if I had enough money left I’d get myself some intense therapy for being deranged enough to let that creature near me.
I pick Adrien Grenier for unspecified reasons.
it is justin timberlake.IN ONE OF HIS NEW SONGS HE SINGS A VERSE ABOUT NOT EVER GETTING TO NO HIS BABY GIRL!!
lol olivia if justin sung about that then he is a real a** hole to PAY to keep it a secret. How dumb would he have to be say he never got to know her when he chose not to lol
Who knows if all of this is true. It’s really f*ed up though because I’m sure at some point all of these men will be getting calls from their publicist trying to see if they really have a big secret and maybe “fix” it. If you know what I mean…
Mind you the word SECRET is covering Simons mouth could that be a clue?
lol olivia if Justin really sung that then he would be a real a**hole to PAY to keep it a SECRET. How dumb is he if it’s true that he would say he never got to know her when he chose not to lol.
Who knows if it’s true but I’m sure at some point these men will get calls from their publicist wondering if it’s true(if the publicist doeasn’t know already) It’s sad though that from now on we’ll all be wondering who’s the one with the SECRET.
Funny how the word SECRET is covering Simons mouth!
Sorry for the sort of double post wasn’t sure it went through.
Matthew McConaughey or Leo Decaprio. They both like being single and free. Everytime they get close to something permanant the relationship breaks up. A baby would tie them down too much.
Everything might just be a cry for attention. If she really wanted to tell the secret, she would’ve just said it on the website. There is no evidence whatsoever. But whenever I read something like this, I always wonder, why can’t they THINK before they make a big mistake like this. Men are usually the ones to blame, but that girl should’ve been more careful. It isn’t right for her to use the baby to get the money out of him. If it’s true, then how funny the Hollywood is. Everyone is acting like high school kids from Laguna Beach! Rich, spoiled, reckless.
You do know that a lot of people send false secrets right?
I bet this is fake! Why would some lady be that lame to even post something like this if it where true. Unless she is trash. Maybe the whole secret thing…its not to hide the baby but to hide the trailer park trash hooker they knocked up.
Who is the last face in the bottom right corner? That’s not George Clooney!
I’m guessing Ryan Phillippe!
I think is Christian Slater
def not Brad Says:
Thanks, babe! You said it all. Brad’s the man and whoever calls this wonderful person and father a bad name is the jealous loser.
Get over the break-up, dumb- ass. Suck on Brad’s happiness. He wins, you LOSE!
This is sick… this person is pouring out their heart so that they can have some of the weight of the secret off their shoulders… that’s what the postsecret site is for, not so that some poor person’s secret can be splayed out on a gossip blog and laughed at.
I doubt its even true!
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Smileyme Says:
March 12th, 2007 at 8:52 pm - flag comment
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Also, when someone posts “their business” on the internet… It’s pretty much fair game!
i think its nick lachey
i think its either justin timerlake or nick lachey
it’s definitly orlando bloom
Ami(b)
All of them.
it’s Larry Burkhead.
larry birkhead*
i don’t won’t to say that Ryan Phillipe is the best father in the world, but i want admit that he is better than Reese. Ryan is so attentive and lovely with his children and I think that they admire dad.deacon is mini-me of Ryan Phillipe. and the other dad’s which I like are ben Affleck and Brad Pitt
LEO!!!!!!!! it has to be him!!! haha
ryan phillipe no doubt. He’s too good to be true, and what you have it, him and reese didn’t last. (of course b/c of him.)
I think it’s Ryan Phillippe. He doesn’t want to look like a bad guy to ex wife Reese. He seems to be kind of a chicken and the artist (and single mom haha) placed him in the center of the collage to caught viewers attention. She’s desperate and dying to tell! haha
golddigger
simon cowell
i defenitely know its leonardo dicaprio!
Adrian Grenier, Nick Lachey, Ryan Philippe, K-Fed, Justin Timberlake, Freddie Prinze Jr, Ryan Seacrest. aren’t that rich, so they’re out. Vince Vaughn, Patrick Dempsey, Christian Slater, Marc Anthony are too ugly, no girl, no matter how desperate would hook up with that. Mathew M. and Brad Pitt love kids, they wouldn’t deny it if they had one. That leaves Leo, George C. Orlando B. Tobey M. and Simon C.
Out of all of them I think it’s between Leo, George and Tobey.
But this whole thing could be a lie. :S
Before he was my dad, I wish I had known him. HAHAHAHAA!!!
Weird… I just watched the movie, “The Legend of Billy Jean.”
Definitly not Patrick Dempsey he is way too much of a family guy & he would do anything for his wife. And I love him, I doubt he would have and adultorous love child and then pay her off.
i know i’m late. but it’s totally george clooney
Ryan Phillipe.
If it’s Leo. Why would Leo pays a lot for this? He’s still single, unmarried.
I don’t think it’s true, and it’s just bored fatty sitting home obsessed with one of the men. Starting drama is just so cool, yanno.
jesus christ, why am i just finding this now?!
OKAY, if this is even true i have a feeling the “father”’s picture isn’t even there! the poster did that purposely and we’re all here trying to narrow it down.
however, i hope it isnt leo, ryan, patrick or orlando. anyone else, couldnt care less.
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