OlderPostSecret’s Mystery Celebrity Dad
PostSecret, a site that publishes secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard, just posted a really juicy secret. It reads:
“One of these men is the father. He pays me A LOT to keep it a secret!”
Potential celebrity fathers pictured (l-r): Vince Vaughn, Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Nick Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marc Anthony, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Christian Slater, Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, Ryan Seacrest, Orlando Bloom, Kevin Federline, Simon Cowell, Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, George Clooney.
Of note: xtiffanytwisted says, “When I right-clicked to save the image, I saw that it was titled ‘Christian.jpg’. That probably has nothing to do with it, but I thought it was interesting.” Interested indeed.
SO WHICH CELEBRITY DAD IS IT?
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this is probably a hoax, but if not it’s a married man or was a married man.
well i say brad pitt simply because i think he is a**-hole enough to do something like this. the kid is probably from an affair he had during his first marriage and now NO WAY would he screw things up with saint angelina by coming forward now. plus he has the cash that most of these guys don’t….
i’ll guess slater
hi Jared
I think i changed my answer : of course not Brad Pitt but maybe Christian Slater….
none of them. I think it’s a clever lie. Honestly this person has too much time on their hands to find all of those pics and make a card.
I bet it’s some 13 year old girl that got bored in study hall and just made it up.
How do we know this is even true???
This person could totally be bullshitting us right now…
Judging by the writing on the postcard, it was made by someone who is young…no older than mid to late 20s. This is based on the assumption that women grow out of writing like that. So more than likely it has to be someone that would have an affair with a young woman or is popular in that demographic. Of course this is speculating that this is all true. Also we have to look at where she placed words and what she covers (or doesn’t cover). “A Lot” is next to “he pays me” but they are from different cut outs. My guess is that the father is the man who’s face is covered. If she is getting paid as much as she said, she probably had second thoughts about actually showing the father’s face for fear of losing the income, which is explains having so many celeb faces on the postcard in the first place. This is her attempt to tell without there being any chance of anyone actually knowing.
Damn, I feel like a detective. I need my own CSI spinoff.
I think perhaps it’s Ryan Phillipe. Notice how Men is over his head and it’s his picture centered that leads to ‘is the father’ and it’s also his
pic right over “he pays me a lot”. So all the words revolve around his ‘purposely?’ centered pic.
see how “father” is strategically put under Leo… yup… its Leo!
Isn’t Ryan Seacrest gay? If he is, then it’s him. He doesn’t want people to know he’s shagged a girl.
George Clooney wooney is gay…count him out…Leo is ??, count him out…vince v is gay also. Clooney is talking about adopting..these “single” guys wake up and decide they need an heir..they either hire a wife or adopt??? I guess Mark A is not gay ..as he has spread himself all around…Never Brad…he would adore a son…that is his..He , of course, loves Maddox…and the new one to be…no, he would not keep it a secret..
although it does like that that beckham dude in the corner and you totally know what a sleaze he is!
To add to my earlier theory, I just realized that it looks like “A Lot” was added later. The lettering is different and the other words are placed in a semi-pattern. I am thinking she added it later. Maybe she added “A lot” after deciding it was in her best interest to keep the secret. I would really love to know who that chin under “A Lot” belongs to…maybe the next edition of Celebrity Guess Who?
It has to be Ryan Phillepe - he is a man *****!! apparently when he was in Vancouver shooting for some movie, he was a total sleaze and slept with anything that moved.
Patrick Dempsey CAN’T BE THE FATHER…that man is flawless and perfect specimen of a man.. DAMMIT….
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def. brad pitt Says:
March 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm - flag c
If he really have a kid in an ” affair” while married to that selfish, fraud , barren womb ex wife. he might have dumb her earlier and not drag that long. Brad is a natural dad and HE LOVE KID. Look at those pic. playing ad cuddling Shiloh, Bliss!
Jennifer Aniston. baby she shared with CCox.
If Ryan Seacrest was my baby daddy I’d pay HIM to keep his yap shut….YUCK. Then if I had enough money left I’d get myself some intense therapy for being deranged enough to let that creature near me.
I pick Adrien Grenier for unspecified reasons.
it is justin timberlake.IN ONE OF HIS NEW SONGS HE SINGS A VERSE ABOUT NOT EVER GETTING TO NO HIS BABY GIRL!!
lol olivia if justin sung about that then he is a real a** hole to PAY to keep it a secret. How dumb would he have to be say he never got to know her when he chose not to lol
Who knows if all of this is true. It’s really f*ed up though because I’m sure at some point all of these men will be getting calls from their publicist trying to see if they really have a big secret and maybe “fix” it. If you know what I mean…
Mind you the word SECRET is covering Simons mouth could that be a clue?
lol olivia if Justin really sung that then he would be a real a**hole to PAY to keep it a SECRET. How dumb is he if it’s true that he would say he never got to know her when he chose not to lol.
Who knows if it’s true but I’m sure at some point these men will get calls from their publicist wondering if it’s true(if the publicist doeasn’t know already) It’s sad though that from now on we’ll all be wondering who’s the one with the SECRET.
Funny how the word SECRET is covering Simons mouth!
Sorry for the sort of double post wasn’t sure it went through.
Matthew McConaughey or Leo Decaprio. They both like being single and free. Everytime they get close to something permanant the relationship breaks up. A baby would tie them down too much.
Everything might just be a cry for attention. If she really wanted to tell the secret, she would’ve just said it on the website. There is no evidence whatsoever. But whenever I read something like this, I always wonder, why can’t they THINK before they make a big mistake like this. Men are usually the ones to blame, but that girl should’ve been more careful. It isn’t right for her to use the baby to get the money out of him. If it’s true, then how funny the Hollywood is. Everyone is acting like high school kids from Laguna Beach! Rich, spoiled, reckless.
You do know that a lot of people send false secrets right?
I bet this is fake! Why would some lady be that lame to even post something like this if it where true. Unless she is trash. Maybe the whole secret thing…its not to hide the baby but to hide the trailer park trash hooker they knocked up.
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