Angelina Jolie Makes You Sweat

Mon, 02 April 2007 at 4:37 pm

Some people sweat, some people make you sweat, some people are hot, and some people are just HOT.

Angelina Jolie tops the “Sweat Index” in the Women Who Make You Sweat poll as run by deodorant brand Right Guard.

Angelina Jolie 27%

Jessica Alba 17%

Beyonce Knowles 16%

Scarlett Johansson 8%

Charlize Theron 7%

None of the above 16%

Don’t know 9%

George Clooney topped their list for “Stars Who Never Get Caught Off Guard.” Tommy Lee? Say what?

George Clooney 41%

Tommy Lee 17%

Daniel Craig 11%

Justin Timberlake 7%

Patrick Dempsey 7%

None of the above 7%

Don’t know 13%

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# 1

suspicious package @ 04/02/2007 at 4:42 pm

Tommy Lee?

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tanique33 @ 04/02/2007 at 4:49 pm

huh? the sweat index? ewww. i don’t think it’s hard, (no pun intended), to guess why tommy is on the list. i’m not getting the point of the list.

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be @ 04/02/2007 at 4:53 pm

I can explain how munch I love her. Thank you JJ

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3rd @ 04/02/2007 at 4:54 pm

i hope

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Amaya @ 04/02/2007 at 4:55 pm

WTH? lol Tommy Lee makes women sweat because they fear of catching something if they look directly at him

Anyway, Original Curious, Estelle, AG, Alex and hunnybunny, I had some free time today so, I updated Mean Boys 2.

http://intothegray.blogspot.com/2007/03/chapter-15.html

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# 6

[Fug Face Man!ston] @ 04/02/2007 at 4:56 pm

Ummmm…?

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Team Lara Croft @ 04/02/2007 at 4:58 pm

Second??? Yeah!

BUT OF COURSE!!!!!!!

George Clooney: Liste, honey, I love you to death, but I have to confess, BRAD PITT is the #1 Sweat Factor for me. Sorry Georgy. You are #2. But Brad is #1.

Angie is hands down #1 Female Sweat Factor Causing Agent. Penelope Cruz is #2. Halle Berry is #3.

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angelah @ 04/02/2007 at 5:01 pm

8th! LOL AG should celebrate..jp
bbl

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# 9

eaze @ 04/02/2007 at 5:01 pm

angelina jolie USED TO BE HOT now she looks like a skeleton she should eat but at least she has the potential

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kol @ 04/02/2007 at 5:02 pm

scarlett is not hot she looks like a pig

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Gussie @ 04/02/2007 at 5:05 pm

Well… the female list, even if I do not like some of those stars, they are all undoubtly beautiful.

But the male list… Justin T, the pop teen idol? Well, there are teens of all ages in the world. And… Tommy Lee??? Hmm… he makes women sweat because they run away like crazy?

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# 12

James @ 04/02/2007 at 5:05 pm

WHAT THE HELL, SWEAT? GET A GRIPP!!!

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[Fug Face Man!ston] @ 04/02/2007 at 5:06 pm

Penelope #2 and Halle #3 Hmmm…..? [Ridiculous] Perfect example of retarded-taste. The thought of Penelope being top 10 in anything makes me laugh.

That picture of angelina gave me a Woody-Woodpecker.

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What the hell? @ 04/02/2007 at 5:06 pm

I think Angelina and Daniel Craig should be numero uno .

They don’t make me sweat though… ewww. what the hell

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plain thought from a fan @ 04/02/2007 at 5:11 pm

Sorry for re-posting it here, didn’t mean to pollute the site. But Fug Face is annoying, and I really want his American stinky ass … well, basically, continually STINKY!
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April 2nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm - flag comment
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Too bad, Fug Face, you tried to sneaky around again by just refusing to say anything plain positive to Angelina in your post. Instead, you admit that you are plain nasty to her fans — well, no surprise, that’s pretty much speaking the volumn what kind person you truely are.

Well, again, you may just want to turn other fans off from this site. So that you, your not-make-much-sense poems and your Fug Face clones can occupy JJ site. Nice try.

And, please don’t “kiddo” me. Yes, I may be young, but don’t you ever know that “young mind is set free to scan the farthest reaches of thought and greatest imagination”? Too bad, you just exclude yourself from that group. And, here, enjoy your American Sunset. You may not be able to enjoy another sunrise, you know.

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Estelle @ 04/02/2007 at 5:11 pm

Thanks JJ for the new thread,

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Thank you my dear for the update, I love love love your story. LMAO.

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b @ 04/02/2007 at 5:14 pm

Clooney and Scarllet not hot.

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Team Lara Croft @ 04/02/2007 at 5:14 pm

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[Fug Face Man!ston] Says:

April 2nd, 2007 at 5:06 pm - flag comment
Penelope #2 and Halle #3 Hmmm…..? [Ridiculous] Perfect example of retarded-taste. The thought of Penelope being top 10 in anything makes me laugh.
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Aww. Nice to see you’re having a good and love filled Monday. Hope it continues!

Recap, MY sweat factor agent list:

Female:

1) Angelina Jolie
2) Penelope Cruz (and those tatas!)
3) Halle Berry
4) Salma Hayek
5) Scarlett Johanssen

Male:

1) Brad Pitt
2) George Clooney
3) Brad Pitt
4) Brad Pitt
5) George Clooney

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Estelle @ 04/02/2007 at 5:16 pm

The men list should have Brad in it. Why Brad is not in the men list? humm…
and Tommy Lee?….yuck! double yuck!, now Bon Jovi may be better….but hey, IMHO. lol

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Estelle @ 04/02/2007 at 5:20 pm

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I like your men list. LOL

this is my list:

1. Gerard Butler
2. Brad Pitt
3. Daniel Craig

for my women list:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie

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# 21

Ameena @ 04/02/2007 at 5:21 pm

I really don’t get this fascination with Scarlett Johansson, and don’t get me stared withTommy Lee, LOL, Where is Brad on that list?

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# 22

[Fug Face Man!ston] @ 04/02/2007 at 5:21 pm

why do I have such a profound effect on people.

1: what the hell are you talking about?
2: what the hell are you talking about?
3: stop babbling I’m not in your league.
4: it was a “quote” not a ‘poem’! you moron!

“Turn fans off from this site”- why would I, what would there be to benifit from that? (crazy alert)

I honestly just caught a headache from trying to read that post and make sense of it. moving on..

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# 23

nacey @ 04/02/2007 at 5:21 pm

hey there is a brangelina post over at D Listed right now
help me out over there and defend her if you love her!!!!!!

angie is hott!

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the real tita @ 04/02/2007 at 5:23 pm

Finally, a new thread. Anything is better than not having any news at all. Now, whoever did the voting for the guys? They should have had Gerard Butler and Brad Pitt in there somewhere.

I’m guessing that Angie is now in training for Wanted while keeping tabs on her kids. That would also mean having to eat the right kind of foods along with the exercises to get her in obvious form for the role. I bet when we next see her, she’ll have gained some weight and have achieved a sleeker body. Is anybody else wondering if she’ll also be sporting a new look?

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# 25

dark faith @ 04/02/2007 at 5:24 pm

i think the poll was right

1- angelina jolie

2- jessica alba

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c'mon @ 04/02/2007 at 5:26 pm

Read closely, the list of men is not a “sweat index list” like the list of women.

It is a list for “Stars Who Never Get Caught Off Guard.”

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# 27

bluemoon @ 04/02/2007 at 5:35 pm

dude Tommy Lee ????????????????????

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Estelle @ 04/02/2007 at 5:43 pm

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you are right so right, thanks for pointing that out for us. So it’s mean that these men are sweating like ( what animals that sweat all the time?), so they need deodorant right guard…..hahahahaha. So Brad and Gerard do not need to be on the list.

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T&L @ 04/02/2007 at 5:45 pm

Sadly, I think there’s truth to the rumor that George Clooney is gay!