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Beyonce Can’t Cook a Lick

Beyonce Can’t Cook a Lick

Beyonce flaunts her curvaceous bod, performing “Irreplaceable” and “Green Light” in a snake skin print mini-dress on Monday during The Today Show. Videos after the jump…

During the interview, Matt Lauer said, “You’re just a miserable cook. You can’t cook a lick. Cooking lessons are in your future.” Beyonce laughed it off saying, “When I get some time off, I’m going to learn to cook and learn Spanish.” Video after the jump…

For Beyonce’s “Flaws and All,” “Suga Mama,” “Freak Um Dress,” and “Get Me Bodied” Music Videos, CLICK HERE! They’re all pretty much must-sees. Especially “Freak Um Dress.” Two thumbs way up!!

For 35+ pictures of Beyonce performing and getting interviewed during this morning’s Today Show, CLICK HERE!



Beyonce - “Flaws and All” Music Video


Beyonce - “Suga Mama” Music Video



Beyonce - “Freakum Dress” Music Video



Beyonce - “Get Me Bodied” Music Video
feat. Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams and Solance Knowles


Beyonce - The Today Show, 4/2



Beyonce performs “Green Light” - The Today Show, 4/2



Beyonce performs “Irrplaceable” - The Today Show, 4/2

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18 Comments

# 1
[Fug Face Man!ston] @ 04/02/2007 at 12:53 pm

Beyonce’s Peers could learn a lot from her.

# 2

Y’know, I really love this girl, but she’s churning out songs faster then she can create. I saw her performance this morning and it was so unexciting. Her new songs sound all just like fillers. Not impressed…. Still love her though!

http://www.veece.com

# 3

Yeah learn how to overexpose yourself so much that eveyone gets sick of you.
There always has to be a mention of food whenever she is inteviewed. Wonder why?

# 4

Stunning woman but why does she always wear those old lady panty hose?

# 5

can you say narcissistic?

get over yourself already.

# 6

SO friggin bored of this woman…like shoegirl said get over yourself Beyonce

# 7

Ok, I tried the freakum dress video and didn’t make it halfway through before hitting the stop button. On the other hand I learned that if you’re a playa, putting your hand up to your mouth and stroking your lips, chin, or imaginary face is apparently sign language for “damn I want summa dat!” Not much better than the old crotch grab, but what the heck:)

# 8
Sandbitch @ 04/02/2007 at 5:21 pm

How many sizes too big are those shoes?

# 9
stickaforkinher @ 04/02/2007 at 7:08 pm

She wears granny pantyhose becuz she needs control top support. And get a dress that actually COVERS YOUR BIG BUTT!!!

I love Beyonce. I enjoy her music and videos but from watching the ‘Flaws and All’ video I can tell why she isn’t and will never be considered an actress.

I assume the video was supposed to be showing a woman who is seemingly flawless during her most uninhibited moments. It was cute but it all looked so forced. She didn’t do a great job of convincing us that she was supposed to be carefree and candid.

She should definately stick to her music career.

I don’t know what you people all have against Beyoncé, she’s obviously very talented at singing and dancing!!But she must quit the acting-job!

Now her fans must be overjoyed with all these videos!!

I agree this is just a little too much over-exposing, it takes away this exclusivness she had before (like a year or two ago)!

On the contrary all her videos rock!! (The ‘flaws and all’ video was not so believable and just plain silly, but the concept was there!)
She’s amazing when it comes to performing, she has amazing timing and that’s pretty obvious when she’s singing and dancing at the same time!

I loved the ‘freakum dress’ video!

P.S. : has she put on some weight?Her legs look quite big/but toned :) !! :s

Beyonce is alright with me. She is a hard working girl. I like that “Get Me bodied”
video. However, too many dance moves that I will never get, but it is fun to watch.
Keep on doing your thing Bee.

BEYONCE U GO GIRL!!!!GREAT JOB!!FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT YOU THEY ARE JUST SOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was a good idea–especially letting people upload them on youtube and stuff, because people who were previously turned off the record(like me) have a chance to hear the songs for free and if we like them(like me) will go and buy it. Good business move Beyonce.

Whatchano @ 04/17/2007 at 8:23 pm

Just unbeweavable!!

Whatchano @ 04/17/2007 at 8:24 pm

Oh and I’m not jealous I have real hair.

Whatchano @ 04/17/2007 at 8:27 pm

Is it true that Beyonce has bad body odor???

Hey Team Lara Croft-
Pantyhose are sexy, and always will be more sexy than knobby bare legs, you idiot.

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